Chris D'Elia - The Burning Contact Lens Saga

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
  • Chris stayed at his parents house for Christmas and he burned his eyes while putting in his contacts because of his mom's soap. It turned into a whole thing. Then he got roasted by his family for it.
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    Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

Комментарии • 73

  • @TheMixmastamike1000
    @TheMixmastamike1000 3 года назад +47

    " and it shuts like a starwars door " 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 3 года назад +147

    We missed you. Yes, I speak for everyone.

    • @charmingdevils
      @charmingdevils 3 года назад +4

      Yes you do! And we did!

    • @august6389
      @august6389 3 года назад +1

      @@LiveAtEs wise words

    • @StaccatoRedFox
      @StaccatoRedFox 11 дней назад

      No you don’t

    • @michaelpipkin9942
      @michaelpipkin9942 11 дней назад

      @StaccatoRedFox
      I thought this was just another cancel thing, and before I even saw a whole special. Thanks for reminding me why I quit drinking though. I was so easily amused then too... yikes.

  • @capedwonder2833
    @capedwonder2833 3 года назад +15

    Chris is my new therapist. I so relate to how you feel and react to stuff. Laughter truly is the best medicine.

  • @jaketaylor4194
    @jaketaylor4194 3 года назад +8

    "when I get upset, I want everyone in the room to get upset with me" lmaoooooooo

  • @Joshtodamav
    @Joshtodamav 3 года назад +19

    Glad you're back chris!

  • @corynorell3686
    @corynorell3686 2 года назад +4

    “I need everyone in the room to be upset with me so we can all get through it” -Italians

  • @M4GG0TK1NG
    @M4GG0TK1NG 2 года назад +3

    The "it really burned" before the doofus line was so pitiful and fucking hilarious

  • @ZeyZemZer
    @ZeyZemZer 3 года назад +4

    10:04 was the moment Chris’ brain was like “OHHHHHHHHH THAT’S WHO”

  • @tingle2958
    @tingle2958 3 года назад +14

    Breathe like an archangel ahahaha

  • @MRJimRoger
    @MRJimRoger 3 года назад +2

    It's the laughter in the background for me

  • @DrewSalt
    @DrewSalt 3 года назад +9

    [Batman enters]
    BM: "Sir, I can grab you eyedrops."
    CD: "Wait, what?"
    BM (deeper voice now): I will be right ba....
    [Batman breaks his neck grappling directly into a 12 foot ceiling.]
    ...crisis continues.

  • @marinaorphanides7971
    @marinaorphanides7971 3 года назад +4

    LMAOO the mindfulness skills on point. Fucking hilarious. Thank you keep doing you !

  • @CarlosGarcia-rx6co
    @CarlosGarcia-rx6co 3 года назад +6

    Man you are my favorite comedian and people make mistakes, but it takes fat fuckign huge hairy balls to admit you were wrong. And I do not believe that for such a mistake you should be condemned and black listed from roles that were Well deserved. Keep doing you man your hilarious and we all love you man.

  • @michaelvivirito
    @michaelvivirito 2 года назад +1

    That made me bust out laughing when you put the second contact in

  • @MegansBaked
    @MegansBaked 3 года назад +1

    “who gives a fuckin shit dude” 😂😂😂

  • @Domorrigana
    @Domorrigana 3 года назад +10

    Change your contact solution to something for extra sensitive eyes.

  • @danilafalaleev
    @danilafalaleev 3 года назад +5

    Happy 420 Chris!

  • @TomGaming141
    @TomGaming141 2 года назад +1

    never been able to relate to something more than this.
    Podcast Enjoyers: I wanna laugh really hard/uncontrolably
    Chris: Yes

  • @DoggyDisk
    @DoggyDisk 3 года назад +8

    There was one time when I bought contact cleaner thinking it was contact solution. The red cap should have warned me but I’m a dumbass I guess.
    Put the contact in my eye and was convinced I was going blind. Had to fight my body to get my eye open and get it out.

    • @JacksonMeyer
      @JacksonMeyer 6 месяцев назад

      I did that at my friends house probably 15 years ago, and still am emotionally scarred. So gnarly

  • @allanrubalcava4872
    @allanrubalcava4872 3 года назад +7

    Chriss we wanna her about your top favorite actors and actresses .. and the ones that sucked on screen .. thanks

  • @Julia0R
    @Julia0R 3 года назад +4

    8:11 that's family 😆😆

  • @cozykace
    @cozykace 8 дней назад

    Apple Cart in LC is a deep cut 😂 way to pull that out

  • @DAGOBJJ
    @DAGOBJJ 3 года назад +1

    I cant like this enough. Pretty much my complete contact lens life...

  • @vincepeterson4113
    @vincepeterson4113 3 года назад +4

    “Babies recognise babies” 😎.

  • @seannelson603
    @seannelson603 2 года назад

    Lmfaooooooo I DIED AT "WHAT A DOOFAS"

  • @alexpalette
    @alexpalette 3 года назад +5

    Chris Delia, the archangel sitting in his absolute positivity. Also a doofus.

  • @williamramirez7559
    @williamramirez7559 3 года назад +2

    For 11:37 I laughed and forgot my troubles. Thanks.

  • @jacewhite9866
    @jacewhite9866 3 года назад +2

    You may be a doofus… But you’re my doofus… Ha ha bubble

  • @bgee029
    @bgee029 3 года назад +1

    Opening up a store next to The Applecart called No Apples, Bigger Than A Cart

  • @Robert_W7
    @Robert_W7 3 года назад

    They don't understand as they do not wear contacts? LOL

  • @wildesage4172
    @wildesage4172 2 года назад +1

    The eye's uncanny ability to lock shut like a bear trap is what makes pepper spray so effective. It's pretty sick.

  • @MegaLaban12345
    @MegaLaban12345 3 года назад

    I know this feeling all to well.

  • @z0uLess
    @z0uLess 2 года назад +1

    and I cant even message people this story because people are too caught up in their lives to stop and think about it

  • @august6389
    @august6389 3 года назад +3

    Hey Christopher lol
    I would love for you and Matt to do another Podcast together

  • @DexterasVI
    @DexterasVI 3 года назад

    The THUMBNAIL THOOOOOOO

  • @sirbattlesfilms3233
    @sirbattlesfilms3233 3 года назад

    I cant take the burning sensation. I have to take it out immediately

  • @luxah29th54
    @luxah29th54 3 года назад

    Hahaha I get a contact lense add in the middle of this video what the fuck

  • @cfluff6716
    @cfluff6716 2 года назад

    Before LASIK, made a BIG mistake with contacts and only had to make it once though… DO NOT repeat DO NOT use the contact solution that bubbles with the special case! Well, at least just use as directed and let them bubble for that full 8 hours it calls for.

  • @dougfisher6017
    @dougfisher6017 3 года назад

    The amount of ads on these clips makes me furious.

    • @dougfisher6017
      @dougfisher6017 3 года назад

      Oh yeah, I could buy RUclips premium or whatever, but I’m not going to succumb to their tyranny, man. I’m in this for the long haul.
      I’ll watch the goddamn ads out of respect for Chris.

  • @coldasice7x
    @coldasice7x 3 года назад

    the lake of fire is in your eye but you're breathing like Michael

  • @sirbattlesfilms3233
    @sirbattlesfilms3233 3 года назад

    I’ve done that a few times. I get it

  • @MattMatti3
    @MattMatti3 3 года назад +2

    Broooo I thought I was the only one who experiences this. Dumbest thing ever

  • @thehorizontries4759
    @thehorizontries4759 2 года назад

    I want to see Chris in glasses

  • @SIX6SIXer
    @SIX6SIXer 3 года назад

    you had something on your finger and thumb when you took your contact out the night before.

  • @applepie3276
    @applepie3276 2 года назад

    You put it in on the wrong side

  • @starblaze5236
    @starblaze5236 3 года назад

    Your contact lenses catch one of your eyelashes man

  • @mattdavis3741
    @mattdavis3741 3 года назад

    40!!, getting on now Chris?.......

  • @susferrous9735
    @susferrous9735 2 года назад

    Haha

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 3 года назад +1

    Get antibacterial solution. Or, it could be backwards.
    I swear, the soft ones will flip inside out. Bend it back.

  • @bnol03686
    @bnol03686 3 года назад

    My contacts hurt ever since I received my double swine eye transplant.

  • @BadgerOWesley
    @BadgerOWesley 3 года назад

    Haha!

  • @demetrioramirezleija
    @demetrioramirezleija 3 года назад +1

    Dude, that fuckin sucks man.

  • @thegoosaroo4290
    @thegoosaroo4290 2 года назад

    Eye-mageddon

  • @darudewott
    @darudewott 2 года назад

    Rock lee!!

  • @cliftonwebb4775
    @cliftonwebb4775 3 года назад

    Im mommy D'elia #1 fam

  • @LiveFrm666
    @LiveFrm666 3 года назад

    Don’t use soap for the lenses, get some contact solution. big dents

  • @JemSquash94
    @JemSquash94 3 года назад

    This is definitely Justin Biebers level of peak

  • @presleyharrington1747
    @presleyharrington1747 3 года назад

    Do you believe in astrology?

  • @austincraig8711
    @austincraig8711 3 года назад +1

    0:48 that is not a good look

  • @blaXkgh0st
    @blaXkgh0st 3 года назад

    Missed ya CD 🙂