Chris D'Elia - The Burning Contact Lens Saga
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Chris stayed at his parents house for Christmas and he burned his eyes while putting in his contacts because of his mom's soap. It turned into a whole thing. Then he got roasted by his family for it.
Johnny Figures-It-Out (182) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.
" and it shuts like a starwars door " 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Read this when he said it 🤣
We missed you. Yes, I speak for everyone.
Yes you do! And we did!
@@LiveAtEs wise words
No you don’t
@StaccatoRedFox
I thought this was just another cancel thing, and before I even saw a whole special. Thanks for reminding me why I quit drinking though. I was so easily amused then too... yikes.
Chris is my new therapist. I so relate to how you feel and react to stuff. Laughter truly is the best medicine.
"when I get upset, I want everyone in the room to get upset with me" lmaoooooooo
Glad you're back chris!
“I need everyone in the room to be upset with me so we can all get through it” -Italians
The "it really burned" before the doofus line was so pitiful and fucking hilarious
10:04 was the moment Chris’ brain was like “OHHHHHHHHH THAT’S WHO”
Breathe like an archangel ahahaha
It's the laughter in the background for me
[Batman enters]
BM: "Sir, I can grab you eyedrops."
CD: "Wait, what?"
BM (deeper voice now): I will be right ba....
[Batman breaks his neck grappling directly into a 12 foot ceiling.]
...crisis continues.
LMAOO the mindfulness skills on point. Fucking hilarious. Thank you keep doing you !
Man you are my favorite comedian and people make mistakes, but it takes fat fuckign huge hairy balls to admit you were wrong. And I do not believe that for such a mistake you should be condemned and black listed from roles that were Well deserved. Keep doing you man your hilarious and we all love you man.
That made me bust out laughing when you put the second contact in
“who gives a fuckin shit dude” 😂😂😂
Change your contact solution to something for extra sensitive eyes.
Thanks mum
Happy 420 Chris!
never been able to relate to something more than this.
Podcast Enjoyers: I wanna laugh really hard/uncontrolably
Chris: Yes
There was one time when I bought contact cleaner thinking it was contact solution. The red cap should have warned me but I’m a dumbass I guess.
Put the contact in my eye and was convinced I was going blind. Had to fight my body to get my eye open and get it out.
I did that at my friends house probably 15 years ago, and still am emotionally scarred. So gnarly
Chriss we wanna her about your top favorite actors and actresses .. and the ones that sucked on screen .. thanks
8:11 that's family 😆😆
Apple Cart in LC is a deep cut 😂 way to pull that out
I cant like this enough. Pretty much my complete contact lens life...
“Babies recognise babies” 😎.
Lmfaooooooo I DIED AT "WHAT A DOOFAS"
Chris Delia, the archangel sitting in his absolute positivity. Also a doofus.
For 11:37 I laughed and forgot my troubles. Thanks.
You may be a doofus… But you’re my doofus… Ha ha bubble
Opening up a store next to The Applecart called No Apples, Bigger Than A Cart
They don't understand as they do not wear contacts? LOL
The eye's uncanny ability to lock shut like a bear trap is what makes pepper spray so effective. It's pretty sick.
I know this feeling all to well.
and I cant even message people this story because people are too caught up in their lives to stop and think about it
Hey Christopher lol
I would love for you and Matt to do another Podcast together
You got your wish
The THUMBNAIL THOOOOOOO
I cant take the burning sensation. I have to take it out immediately
Hahaha I get a contact lense add in the middle of this video what the fuck
Before LASIK, made a BIG mistake with contacts and only had to make it once though… DO NOT repeat DO NOT use the contact solution that bubbles with the special case! Well, at least just use as directed and let them bubble for that full 8 hours it calls for.
The amount of ads on these clips makes me furious.
Oh yeah, I could buy RUclips premium or whatever, but I’m not going to succumb to their tyranny, man. I’m in this for the long haul.
I’ll watch the goddamn ads out of respect for Chris.
the lake of fire is in your eye but you're breathing like Michael
I’ve done that a few times. I get it
Broooo I thought I was the only one who experiences this. Dumbest thing ever
I want to see Chris in glasses
you had something on your finger and thumb when you took your contact out the night before.
You put it in on the wrong side
Your contact lenses catch one of your eyelashes man
40!!, getting on now Chris?.......
Haha
Get antibacterial solution. Or, it could be backwards.
I swear, the soft ones will flip inside out. Bend it back.
My contacts hurt ever since I received my double swine eye transplant.
Haha!
Dude, that fuckin sucks man.
Eye-mageddon
Rock lee!!
Im mommy D'elia #1 fam
Don’t use soap for the lenses, get some contact solution. big dents
This is definitely Justin Biebers level of peak
Do you believe in astrology?
0:48 that is not a good look
Missed ya CD 🙂
CD... that’s not a thing
@@grittygoddess CDs nuts