Casually Explained: Lifting

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @Hugo-js3jv
    @Hugo-js3jv 5 лет назад +35664

    How to confuse the muscle: Plan that you are going to train legs, but then just train arms instead

    • @slothz5063
      @slothz5063 5 лет назад +1498

      This is what i do every week. It works man, my arms are the size of my legs.
      #Goals #TrueBro #LegDayIsAMyth

    • @Chillguydrew
      @Chillguydrew 5 лет назад +9

      LutizzTV oh yeah yeah

    • @geo_too_smooth
      @geo_too_smooth 5 лет назад +31

      How about the other way around

    • @Hugo-js3jv
      @Hugo-js3jv 5 лет назад +104

      @@geo_too_smooth Not the same affect..

    • @getoffmylawn6341
      @getoffmylawn6341 5 лет назад +250

      I'd confuse my muscle if I would actually train legs

  • @cmm07r
    @cmm07r 8 лет назад +28101

    You forgot the biggest step. After every step, scream as loud as you can. If no one can audibly hear you lifting, it never happened and the workout is wasted.

    • @ariehercules4130
      @ariehercules4130 8 лет назад +416

      Ring the lunk alarm

    • @dixie7074
      @dixie7074 8 лет назад +16

      😂

    • @RazorIsEpic
      @RazorIsEpic 8 лет назад +894

      If a musclehead in a gym screams while lifting, but no one is around to hear it, did the musclehead lift?

    • @jazen1621
      @jazen1621 8 лет назад +53

      they have social media

    • @JimGiant
      @JimGiant 8 лет назад +307

      If nobody is in the gym does your screaming make a sound?
      Answer is no which is why you always need a workout partner.

  • @FildaV0le
    @FildaV0le 5 лет назад +11008

    3 macronutrients :
    1)Protein
    2)Steroids
    3)Photo of Arnold

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +14855

    "Cheat on your girls, not on your curls"
    -Dom Mazzetti

    • @DuckMcDuckington
      @DuckMcDuckington 4 года назад +96

      Hey mustache man I saw you on one of Dom's first videos earlier, it seems like we are going through similar recommended, either that or you are an omnipotent god like everyone says

    • @ioneiroi8350
      @ioneiroi8350 4 года назад +22

      y o u a g a i n

    • @TopperGamingandMore-tp4pp
      @TopperGamingandMore-tp4pp 4 года назад +16

      Dude you are in the comments of every video I watch are u a creep or something

    • @mysocksaremoist
      @mysocksaremoist 4 года назад +10

      I’ve seen you 12 times today

    • @roylastname9367
      @roylastname9367 4 года назад +5

      Hol' up.

  • @TemuzLM
    @TemuzLM 5 лет назад +19838

    The day you start lifting is the day you become forever too small, because you'll never be as big as your pump. - The Brofessor

    • @Innere_Stille
      @Innere_Stille 5 лет назад +724

      wow that's the truest thing I ever heard

    • @vrice896
      @vrice896 5 лет назад +160

      Real shit

    • @J117-x7l
      @J117-x7l 5 лет назад +63

      Whats "pump"?

    • @vrice896
      @vrice896 5 лет назад +719

      @@J117-x7l after you lift your muscles get bigger and more defined for like 30 min to an hour afterwards

    • @Wouterferdinand
      @Wouterferdinand 5 лет назад +23

      TemuzLM damn the truth in that

  • @Left.Lane.Loiterer
    @Left.Lane.Loiterer 7 лет назад +12766

    "This is how people can tell you're a powerlifter and not just a regular fat guy." This is the most subtly perfect line ever uploaded on youtube. I love this channel.

    • @JT-jb4mr
      @JT-jb4mr 5 лет назад +43

      J M watch brosciencelife

    • @PyroVesten
      @PyroVesten 5 лет назад +15

      I died.

    • @OGWasabaki
      @OGWasabaki 5 лет назад +15

      If this made you laugh you need to watch brosciencelife dude

    • @mikul958
      @mikul958 5 лет назад +52

      Subtly is correct.

    • @ace-x6m
      @ace-x6m 5 лет назад

      Or he is just weak and can’t lift in front of his girl for shit haha

  • @SaltMaestro
    @SaltMaestro 8 лет назад +12218

    "Lifting begins with feelings of inadequacy, and ends with feelings of inadequacy except now you can't wear jeans"
    This hit me way too hard.

    • @seanmapley7417
      @seanmapley7417 8 лет назад +360

      That feel when quads too big for pants but waist is on point.

    • @absolutelydeplorable4339
      @absolutelydeplorable4339 8 лет назад +44

      lmao/10 do you even stretch jeans?

    • @SaltMaestro
      @SaltMaestro 8 лет назад +223

      When the waist fits the legs are too tight, and when the legs fit the waist it huge. The struggle is real.

    • @paulr315
      @paulr315 8 лет назад +57

      Levi's Athletic Fit are where it's at, now I can wear jeans that don't make me look like a clown

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 8 лет назад +13

      If Ilya Ilyin can wear jeans, anyone can wear jeans

  • @candersson60
    @candersson60 5 лет назад +6211

    Half of the reason to lift is aesthetics and strenght. The other half is self-hatred.

    • @jonnysaccount1149
      @jonnysaccount1149 5 лет назад +467

      And because it's the only real highlight of your pathetic and shitty day.

    • @rumenstoianov9200
      @rumenstoianov9200 5 лет назад +230

      @@jonnysaccount1149 pretty much. When u wanna die in pain, but u Will make the 6 People that like u sad so u instead deside to torcher yourself with Lifting cuz atleast in this pain there is a benefit

    • @jonnysaccount1149
      @jonnysaccount1149 5 лет назад +325

      @@rumenstoianov9200 it's the only place you feel safe. You know people there, it's the only good part of your day. No financial worries, no emotional worries, just lifting the fuck out of those weights, they're the only thing that matters in the world for the next 2 hours. And all your other worries in life, you can forget for the time being.

    • @ViperVenomHD
      @ViperVenomHD 5 лет назад +48

      That’s why I train calisthenics. I’m not training for my body look. I don’t think I look bad, I train to reach the skills I want to be able to do. Planche, front lever, back lever OAC

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 5 лет назад +40

      ViperVenomHD okay noodle boy

  • @jastonyuh765
    @jastonyuh765 7 лет назад +33725

    Do curls in the squat rack for maximum muscle confusion

    • @user-yn7bz5mn5g
      @user-yn7bz5mn5g 5 лет назад +722

      Bro, thats some SCIENCE right there.

    • @esbsinoweaib
      @esbsinoweaib 5 лет назад +588

      you fucker i was about to sneeze but i read your comment and started to laugh and now i can't sneeze anymore

    • @nicop.4850
      @nicop.4850 5 лет назад +116

      @@user-yn7bz5mn5g bro science

    • @aramis1861
      @aramis1861 5 лет назад +4

      lmao

    • @Ardeact
      @Ardeact 5 лет назад +18

      please help i'm dying

  • @BoxStudioExecutive
    @BoxStudioExecutive 5 лет назад +3820

    Surprised you didn't include the #1 tip of all time: take pre workout before going to sleep so you can get maximum active rest

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 5 лет назад +274

      Sleep deprivation will really max out your gains. This goes back to - confuse the muscle.

    • @qwertyki9367
      @qwertyki9367 5 лет назад +15

      @@gitsurfer27 i cant tell if it's true or not and are u being serious or not

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 5 лет назад +99

      @@qwertyki9367 ​ 98573617 Its true. Basically the less you sleep the less chance your body has of regenerating skinny cells that prevent hypertrophy from fully taking effect. Plus the natural high you will achieve from the dangerously high levels of cortisol will fuel your workouts. Its natures juice! Give it a try but if you die don't say i didn't warn you.

    • @mehmeh7052
      @mehmeh7052 5 лет назад +27

      gitsurfer27 lmfao

    • @RipzCritical
      @RipzCritical 5 лет назад +69

      @@qwertyki9367 It's sarcasm. Sleep is crucial for gains.

  • @L2L2L2-2
    @L2L2L2-2 6 лет назад +7224

    Just spent about 3000$ on 170 pieces of chicken breasts, got my nutrition for one day. I’m stoked!

    • @BigfootUnibrowMan
      @BigfootUnibrowMan 5 лет назад +562

      You spent 17.64 per chicken breast?! Wtf are they made of steroids?😂

    • @memorydefekt
      @memorydefekt 5 лет назад +311

      @@BigfootUnibrowMan gold plated chicken breast

    • @dgrdst5810
      @dgrdst5810 5 лет назад +339

      @@BigfootUnibrowMan you aren't suppose to do the maths nurd

    • @dgrdst5810
      @dgrdst5810 5 лет назад +291

      @@BigfootUnibrowMan you gotta work out your brain less and your biceps more #WorkitTwerkIt

    • @jeakol1389
      @jeakol1389 5 лет назад +11

      @@dgrdst5810 yah you clearly didn't work your brain

  • @Zrato
    @Zrato 5 лет назад +6236

    “This how everybody can tell that you’re apower lifter and not the regular fat guy”

  • @DylanZapf-dm4mh
    @DylanZapf-dm4mh 5 лет назад +3732

    “Make sure to always wear a loose hoodie to hide your power level”

    • @stipq076
      @stipq076 5 лет назад +25

      I do that every time 😂

    • @warbot2544
      @warbot2544 5 лет назад +2

      Why ?
      I go in tees

    • @pablotapia8237
      @pablotapia8237 5 лет назад +84

      @Andrew Baxter thats your defense mechanism

    • @DaGr8Depression
      @DaGr8Depression 5 лет назад +9

      Andrew Baxter human skunk head ass

    • @banako420
      @banako420 5 лет назад +3

      It's... OVER 9000!!!

  • @Mclovin2469
    @Mclovin2469 5 лет назад +14531

    You didn't mention the perfect split:
    Mon: chest
    Tue: arms
    Wed: chest
    Thu: arms
    Friday: chest
    Sat: arms
    Sunday: chest and arms.

    • @candersson60
      @candersson60 5 лет назад +469

      Vedant Agarwal According to the Prophet of the Church of Iron, Robert of Frank, the proper split is:
      Monday: International Chest day, the most glorious day of the week
      Tuesday: International Chest day, the most glorious day of the week, second day in a row
      Wednesday: International Chest day, the most glorious day of the week, third day in a row
      Thursday: International Arm day, the second most glorious day of the week
      Friday: International Leg day, which you skip and do arms instead, for the max pump doin’ curls, to have your arms hugging the sleeves on your deep V T to get the girls begging for the Hard D (or however he rhymes it).
      Which sessions are on Saturday and Sunday is currently not known.

    • @holo6883
      @holo6883 5 лет назад +321

      Week 2: Leg week

    • @jonnysaccount1149
      @jonnysaccount1149 5 лет назад +367

      The fuck is a chest day? Everyday is arms day bro

    • @vagabond789
      @vagabond789 5 лет назад +158

      you cant do chest without your arms

    • @Madd4343
      @Madd4343 5 лет назад +42

      How dare you forget leg day

  • @AscendedMasculine
    @AscendedMasculine 8 лет назад +5051

    Lost it at "To hide your power level"

    • @GhostMarconi
      @GhostMarconi 6 лет назад +2

      spicywatermelon runescape reference I believe

    • @luke95070
      @luke95070 6 лет назад +2

      Pinnacle Of Man TM
      Mickey Mouse

    • @bhavrajpannu8211
      @bhavrajpannu8211 6 лет назад +15

      Ghost Marconi nah dragon ball z reference

    • @kingeurydelavega2322
      @kingeurydelavega2322 6 лет назад +2

      I just lif becost i just want to be strong

    • @Sevensliders
      @Sevensliders 6 лет назад +3

      I lost it too, fuck

  • @spinypants9
    @spinypants9 3 года назад +569

    I usually confuse my muscles by getting up in the morning drinking my protein shake, getting completely dressed for the gym, hopping in my car and sit there thinking how nice it would be to have a gym membership.

    • @stephenscribbles
      @stephenscribbles 2 года назад +25

      You must be shredded

    • @moritztabor1678
      @moritztabor1678 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Год назад +1

      I found one of those mini key chain gym membership ID cards on the ground a few months ago and have been sneaking into that gym ever since...I was caught once by some chick at the desk. I have no idea if it's still active or what name's on the account

  • @UOTQAUIBO
    @UOTQAUIBO 7 лет назад +2858

    The 3 macronutrients are:
    1.)Protein
    2.)Protein
    3.)Protein
    -Jack

    • @nachofndez
      @nachofndez 6 лет назад +3

      i was looking for this comment.

    • @goon9306
      @goon9306 5 лет назад +24

      UOTQAUIBO you forgot the most important macronutrient:
      Protein

    • @Pure_Star
      @Pure_Star 5 лет назад +1

      Nacho Fernández
      Same or you could’ve actually written one yourself

    • @Elogamer15
      @Elogamer15 5 лет назад

      Mr. 3d

    • @timothyswindell4924
      @timothyswindell4924 5 лет назад +1

      More like Jacked.

  • @jamesroschupkin5601
    @jamesroschupkin5601 5 лет назад +5657

    “One time my sister miss counted her reps and became five time mr. Olympia champion and Governor of California” 😂

    • @gezzapk
      @gezzapk 5 лет назад +298

      Underrated line there, the amount if times people think they will grow to Arnolds size because of their rep range in their beginners workout.

    • @BoxStudioExecutive
      @BoxStudioExecutive 5 лет назад +58

      @@gezzapk That's only clueless women

    • @justadude420
      @justadude420 5 лет назад +51

      Hes a 7 time winner btw...

    • @DirectedbyAI
      @DirectedbyAI 5 лет назад +2

      @Inquisitor Guy He has returned to the faith, brother.

    • @taerikee
      @taerikee 3 года назад +32

      “I shouldn’t lift weights because I don’t want to get bulky.” As if a couple sets of deadlifts will transform you into Dwayne Johnson

  • @megabug1010
    @megabug1010 6 лет назад +2602

    "35 nanosecond anabolic window" sides have left orbit

    • @Nick_Lima954
      @Nick_Lima954 5 лет назад

      Lol 45 min*

    • @VIctorAbicalil
      @VIctorAbicalil 5 лет назад +2

      @@Nick_Lima954 lol 2 whole days*

    • @Nick_Lima954
      @Nick_Lima954 5 лет назад +9

      @@VIctorAbicalil You greatly decrease recovery time by absorbing as much amino acids as possible (full serving of BCAA's+ Glutamine etc.) In the 1st 45 minutes. Full recovery achieved by high protein intake over the next 48 hours will fully (or near to) recover your sore muscles from your intense workout 2 days prior.

    • @raz0rcarich99
      @raz0rcarich99 5 лет назад +9

      @@Nick_Lima954 Or just eat when you're hungry and don't skip the gym.

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 5 лет назад +16

      @@raz0rcarich99 Eat when you're hungry? How am I supposed to devour over 3000 calories a day if I only eat when I'm hungry?

  • @ducamvinh4462
    @ducamvinh4462 4 года назад +5081

    I truly believe this dude is a god in disguise. He lifts, is somewhat an experienced cyclist, studies computer science, can build a PC, used to be a god in the gaming world, a comedic genius, etc... Dude jokes about being socially awkward and shit but i bet every dude wishes to be him

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 года назад +469

      This is every guy in their 30s tho fyi

    • @fatbastard7346
      @fatbastard7346 4 года назад +233

      Ran a marathon against professional Kenyan runners

    • @Hunterofalltrades
      @Hunterofalltrades 4 года назад +12

      This is just me

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 года назад +75

      @bennyhondo nah, he's normal u just hang out with losers

    • @cornesalvo9366
      @cornesalvo9366 4 года назад +322

      @@jacobhoover1654 Does he hang out with you?

  • @IccyTheOne
    @IccyTheOne 8 лет назад +421

    "Wear a loose hoodie to hide your real power level" XD

  • @nikitatraynin272
    @nikitatraynin272 6 лет назад +1935

    0:37 the negative rep ranges say "crossfit" lmao

    • @d42
      @d42 5 лет назад +108

      yea you shouldnt injure yourself for no reason

    • @edenrise777
      @edenrise777 5 лет назад +43

      Lmao hadn’t seen that the first time 💀

    •  4 года назад +9

      Why so much hate on CrossFit?

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 4 года назад +130

      @ cause it is random and honestly dangerous exercises for joints and ligaments done without proper form.
      Not only that but they think that this lack of form makes them tougher when actually it is the other way around.

    • @nickb3341
      @nickb3341 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @Hyperion856
    @Hyperion856 8 лет назад +548

    "People think you're scary, good!
    Girls think you have a problem, good, because you do have a problem. It's called 'I can still fit through doorways."
    -The Brofessor (Dom)

    • @josephscott373
      @josephscott373 7 лет назад +3

      HyperionSc2 The brofessor

    • @Sammy9262
      @Sammy9262 6 лет назад +5

      Don't forget htat one tiny timeframe where you actually have what you want. You look good, girls won't be creeped out by you have other hobbies besides lifting. Then the body dysmorphia sets in and you want to become THE FREAKBEAST! @@dinok7630

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 года назад +2

      There is lots of other problems. I can still touch my entire back and I can't crush glasses with one hand.

  • @couchmaster3773
    @couchmaster3773 2 года назад +130

    I pick up heavy things so that I can eventually pick up even *HEAVIER* things. It's a pretty complex and nuanced workout routine that I've been developing for a few years now.

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 2 года назад +2

      What happens when you can pick up the heavier thing?

    • @654jimbob654
      @654jimbob654 Год назад +3

      @@Glisten456 Then you can impress the other guys who also pick up heavy things and scare off all the women who say dad bods are hotter.

  • @jcmartinez2302
    @jcmartinez2302 8 лет назад +1492

    "There are 3 macronutrients, protein... *silence*. I like to eat one chicken breast per pound of body weight"
    "I don't know what's in aminos but the more fluorescent the color, the stronger your superpowers will be"
    This guy should colab with bro science, this is lifting comedic gold. Great job on this video man!

    • @LukeShrimp
      @LukeShrimp 7 лет назад +6

      Jc Martinez had to like bc you were at 68 likes...
      You're welcome.

    • @kevindoesgaming77
      @kevindoesgaming77 7 лет назад +4

      Dom is way better and bigger but they say alot of the same stuff this guy is so monotone though

    • @MrSanfrinsisco
      @MrSanfrinsisco 6 лет назад

      @@kevindoesgaming77 who's dom?

    • @kevindoesgaming77
      @kevindoesgaming77 6 лет назад +1

      @@MrSanfrinsisco the brofesor his channel is broscience life it's the shit

    • @MrSanfrinsisco
      @MrSanfrinsisco 6 лет назад

      @@kevindoesgaming77 ima check him out, thank ya!

  • @brianslartsani5472
    @brianslartsani5472 8 лет назад +429

    "This is how people can tell your a power lifter and not just a regular fat guy." Killed me.

    • @illhaqu777
      @illhaqu777 5 лет назад +1

      @Paul Mallory powerlifters do

    • @alphaboy3974
      @alphaboy3974 5 лет назад +3

      @@illhaqu777 and half the population think you're a fat bob especially at the beach.

  • @Queeze101
    @Queeze101 8 лет назад +2735

    If I wear a hoodie, my power level will be 9,000 or less

    • @Sean-kp1to
      @Sean-kp1to 7 лет назад +2

      John Adams you gotta hide it though

    • @TheArchetype91
      @TheArchetype91 7 лет назад +13

      same here; no need for a hoodie when over 9000 is achieved

    • @kimwagner8350
      @kimwagner8350 6 лет назад +1

      John Adams one of those hoodies without the Sleeves

    • @enzhymez
      @enzhymez 6 лет назад +1

      John Adams it’s over 9000!!!

  • @andrewk2688
    @andrewk2688 5 лет назад +341

    “But now you can’t wear jeans and you sink in pools”
    I felt that one

    • @edumont88
      @edumont88 4 года назад +10

      Deeply?

    • @leandrog2785
      @leandrog2785 3 года назад +6

      @@edumont88 Only when the pool is deep

  • @alexb5275
    @alexb5275 6 лет назад +8325

    1 chicken breast per pound of body weight 😂

    • @justakapil3193
      @justakapil3193 5 лет назад +105

      died laughing at this

    • @CamiloDS
      @CamiloDS 5 лет назад +25

      I lost it

    • @fila1104
      @fila1104 5 лет назад +7

      I don’t get it

    • @skullthunder3181
      @skullthunder3181 5 лет назад +125

      @@fila1104 its supposed to sound dumb usually they say "1 gram of protein per pound of body weight"

    • @mendozavega_
      @mendozavega_ 5 лет назад +29

      oExodus he is being sarcastic, you don’t need to eat that much lol, but you do gotta eat a lot more than usually if you wanna be a bodybuilder.

  • @Kronos327
    @Kronos327 5 лет назад +924

    HOW CAN THERE BE THIS MANY JOKES IN JUST FOUR MINUTES

    • @Antank8
      @Antank8 5 лет назад +13

      He takes hours constructing and finetuning these vids

    • @ibrabazzara8765
      @ibrabazzara8765 4 года назад +1

      Coz the whole industry is a joke dude!!!

  • @abefromansausagekingofchic6480
    @abefromansausagekingofchic6480 8 лет назад +2663

    The only reason guys are the only ones who compliment other guys is because they're the only ones who actually know how much dedication and hard work goes into crafting a nice body. A lot of girls just assume guys were born like that

    • @lllPlatinumlll
      @lllPlatinumlll 8 лет назад +264

      And that they are completely self centered bitches who expect everything and give little.

    • @danielmoore7941
      @danielmoore7941 8 лет назад +506

      dude you sound like one of those "started lifting over a break up" guys

    • @ibbyshaheeed7991
      @ibbyshaheeed7991 8 лет назад +143

      Nathanael Cupitt slow down there Mr. nice guy

    • @janhoffmann7925
      @janhoffmann7925 8 лет назад +55

      physical attractiveness is the least important factor for a woman when choosing a man

    • @frankrambo506
      @frankrambo506 8 лет назад +145

      Jan Hoffmann exactly but mostly every dude here is insecure and has no social skills. So they try to make it up with "muscles lol"

  • @Adamaeus88
    @Adamaeus88 5 лет назад +410

    As a wise brofessor once proclaimed “The day you begin lifting is the day you will become forever small”

    • @matthewm9007
      @matthewm9007 5 лет назад +8

      Adamaeus King Dom 👑

    • @thisguyhd6591
      @thisguyhd6591 5 лет назад +13

      7 months too late bruh. Your comment is literally the same as the dude above you 7 months ago. It go over 2k likes so I reckon you’re a like hunter that tried to sneak this in

    • @Adamaeus88
      @Adamaeus88 5 лет назад +3

      THIS GUY HD You think I read the comments before I post? Fuck that

    • @Rocko1990
      @Rocko1990 5 лет назад +6

      @@Adamaeus88 you read his response lol

    • @davidcrosse2502
      @davidcrosse2502 5 лет назад

      Bull bud

  • @eXXa1987
    @eXXa1987 8 лет назад +121

    I can't get over how funny yet accurate this video is. That jab at Kai Greene with the grapefruit. Casually certainly lifts, otherwise he wouldn't know so many inside jokes from the large bodybuilding forums.

    • @apprenticeshipfinance4096
      @apprenticeshipfinance4096 7 лет назад +2

      eXXa1987 lol I thought I was the only one who got the Kai joke glad to see other people who follow bodybuilding outside of RUclips fitness video

    • @pilotclarke7552
      @pilotclarke7552 7 лет назад

      Antonio Lopez
      Sorry, what’s the joke? I don’t understand .-.

    • @sergiootero5904
      @sergiootero5904 7 лет назад

      Pilot Clarke you had to be there bro

  • @vaskopz
    @vaskopz 8 лет назад +203

    "A weghtlifting belt - thisi how people can tell you're a powerlifter and not just a regular fat guy" :D

  • @dmx952
    @dmx952 8 лет назад +2054

    I am 99.9% sure this guy is a miscer. He's too aware to be an average bro

  • @rjgiglio7394
    @rjgiglio7394 3 года назад +26

    After years of lifting and being obsessed with confusing muscles and hitting that protein timing, I appreciate this video lol. Many of us do overfocus on protein, image, and ego way too much. We should probably just work out a few times a week for fun because it will keep us happy and feeling better with our bodies.

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ 5 лет назад +351

    LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
    AINT NOTHING BUT A PEANUT
    YEEEAAH BUDDY

    • @arkk7666
      @arkk7666 5 лет назад +10

      YEAAHHHHHH BUDDY LIGHTWEIGHT

    • @TheTrashPoliticDoctrine
      @TheTrashPoliticDoctrine 4 года назад +7

      YUUUUP YUP YUP WOOOOOOOO GOOD CHICKEN

    • @leoui1085
      @leoui1085 4 года назад +3

      JUST HERE FOR THE CHICKEN!

    • @loser_number_00
      @loser_number_00 3 года назад +2

      YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH BUDDDDYYYYYYYYY LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!!!

    • @FinlandjinM
      @FinlandjinM 3 года назад +2

      Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights

  • @joshcuhz7574
    @joshcuhz7574 6 лет назад +329

    "also wear a loose hoodie to hide your power level"

  • @TheDefectorUMP
    @TheDefectorUMP 9 лет назад +3265

    Does casually explained even lift?

    • @CasuallyExplained
      @CasuallyExplained  9 лет назад +2351

      +TheDefectorUMP I've been doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and a 10km run every single day for the past 3 years. My hair has been falling out a bit but I think it's the creatine.

    • @Arredo515
      @Arredo515 9 лет назад +217

      +Casually Explained Mean, you must be jacked by now... have you tried punching things to see how hard you hit?

    • @lightfreak999
      @lightfreak999 9 лет назад +24

      +Casually Explained fuck yeah. Physics student (most likely) and anime fan B)

    • @CrapImGud
      @CrapImGud 9 лет назад +48

      +Casually Explained /fit/ memes on point, lad. Keep it up.

    • @JamesPeach
      @JamesPeach 9 лет назад +8

      +Casually Explained
      But do you have infinite strength?

  • @WelshSwordsman
    @WelshSwordsman 3 года назад +175

    I lift because with a strong body comes a strong mind.
    "“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” - Socrates

    • @straightupanarg6226
      @straightupanarg6226 2 года назад +4

      Not true at all. Gaining a strong mind comes from overcoming actual hardship, and being forced to use your mind to solve real problems.
      The more stat points you spec in STR and CON, the fewer you have left over for INT, WIS and CHA.

    • @WelshSwordsman
      @WelshSwordsman 2 года назад +35

      @@straightupanarg6226 Lifting is a hardship. To have the motivation and overcome the mental resistance to gyms builds fortitude.
      Going by your gaming terms: going to the gym increases STR, CON, CHA, WIS, and INT.
      STR: Lifting increases muscle mass.
      CON: Decreases chance of disease from obesity and unhealthy lifestyles, decreases body fat.
      CHA: Makes you more confident, and gets your body closer to the beauty standard.
      WIS: Increase mental fortitude.
      INT: Going to the gym has links to increased attentional control, processing speed, working memory capacity, etc.
      Going to the gym is like levelling up in a game where all stats +1.

    • @XLchicken
      @XLchicken 2 года назад +4

      A person who has control over his own mind has control over the world, if not the gym then what? Nobody can argue against improving yourself and if you can your mind has overcome your judgment.

    • @NicolasTheKingphoenix10
      @NicolasTheKingphoenix10 2 года назад +1

      Yeah!This video was ridiculous jeez.Just make me think:Is that my competition?😂😂

    • @WezyrGame
      @WezyrGame 2 года назад +4

      @@straightupanarg6226 Maybe in your Faullout kind of game but in real life u can max pretty much every stat if u have enough time

  • @alonbarkai6256
    @alonbarkai6256 5 лет назад +61

    It never gets easier u just get stronger

  • @mgd4327
    @mgd4327 5 лет назад +1720

    Why lift?
    1. Life's easier when you're stronger.
    2. It feels good.
    3. Girls seem to like muscles.

    • @FriedEgg101
      @FriedEgg101 5 лет назад +413

      I have muscles and veins. Girls comment more on my veins. I do work in a hospital though.

    • @deathbycitrus2369
      @deathbycitrus2369 5 лет назад +348

      @@FriedEgg101 Nurses are freaky as fuck.

    • @slothz5063
      @slothz5063 5 лет назад +284

      @@FriedEgg101 Yeah man, Girls love veins. Thats why they keep suckin on dat dicc

    • @internois8181
      @internois8181 5 лет назад +68

      Girls dont give a shit about muscles lol

    • @GHOSTTIEF
      @GHOSTTIEF 5 лет назад +302

      Literally the only muscle girls know is abs

  • @timk1595
    @timk1595 8 лет назад +2417

    1 chicken breast per lb of body weight! R.I.P to all chickens :p

    • @Commander_HW
      @Commander_HW 8 лет назад +42

      170 chicken breasts? I'll die.....

    • @Commander_HW
      @Commander_HW 8 лет назад

      mnqkoldee yea

    • @Unown127
      @Unown127 8 лет назад +1

      Nice rwby picture

    • @timk1595
      @timk1595 8 лет назад +1

      Bic Lopitakwong Thanks! You ready for season 4? :p

    • @anabolicphilosopher8765
      @anabolicphilosopher8765 8 лет назад +1

      as someone who is bulking that part made me literally laugh out loud. While I don't eat a whole breast per bodyweight, I eat a HELL OF ALOT of chicken n sometimes I feel this way lol

  • @karolwithaz
    @karolwithaz 4 года назад +333

    The only reason I lift weights is in order to destress myself from my past traumatic experiences so I can avoid taking my anger out on my loved ones whom are not at fault

    • @tommyd3641
      @tommyd3641 4 года назад +182

      I care bro keep going

    • @nephreygabrieldonasco1601
      @nephreygabrieldonasco1601 4 года назад +8

      Very true

    • @HamzaMohamed-vm7xm
      @HamzaMohamed-vm7xm 3 года назад +14

      is this shakespeare?

    • @sethboyd5354
      @sethboyd5354 3 года назад +10

      I care fam much love see you in bathroom after your set. Protein shake < man juice

    • @rockman00
      @rockman00 3 года назад +19

      talk to a therapist bro, there are other healthier reasons to lift

  • @ElephantWhisperer222
    @ElephantWhisperer222 8 лет назад +3212

    Girls won't compliment your gains, but believe me they prefer a dude who lifts over a dude who doesn't.

  • @jesusiscoollike
    @jesusiscoollike 8 лет назад +221

    He fucking scratched jeff seid's name on the instagram account, I fucking can't :D

    • @qaiser648
      @qaiser648 8 лет назад +2

      Wait, your profile pic... You're a fucknut I saw on another video, forgot if it was Casually Explained or not though.

    • @jesusiscoollike
      @jesusiscoollike 8 лет назад +8

      NaziDoge I'm a sick kunt if that's what you mean. U mirin?

    • @alexmelia8873
      @alexmelia8873 8 лет назад +4

      you must get a lot of girls with that picture.

    • @jesusiscoollike
      @jesusiscoollike 8 лет назад +1

      Alex Melia occasionally

    • @alexmelia8873
      @alexmelia8873 8 лет назад +2

      lol

  • @dell7013
    @dell7013 8 лет назад +479

    Voice deeper in this video than most other ones

    • @metalcake2288
      @metalcake2288 8 лет назад +460

      It's because of his protein shake and the tank top oscillating on his nipples.

    • @dell7013
      @dell7013 8 лет назад +39

      Caine Kiewit wtf how can you reply to my comment and get more likes than mine 😔

    • @rageoftyrael
      @rageoftyrael 8 лет назад +25

      You just pointed something out, Caine said something funny. That means... he gets more likes.

    • @nicksameowl6115
      @nicksameowl6115 7 лет назад +1

      Steroids

    • @Galaxia53
      @Galaxia53 6 лет назад

      Because people felt attacked by your comment indirectly. They didnt like that you pointed this out and that guy made a joke out of the comment. These two things, the hunor and the deflecting of the "attack" gave it more likes than usual

  • @donaldduck3692
    @donaldduck3692 Год назад +1

    About a month ago i randomly discovered your channel through my recommended. As I‘ve just graduated from school and will start going to university in October I’ve got way too much time to spare and binged all your videos. And I must say I’ve really enjoyed it.

  • @kennykeane
    @kennykeane 8 лет назад +21

    I got to a really nice level of fitness last year and loved how I looked. Then I started having car troubles, couldn't make to the gym anymore, put on weight, gave up on life... I only had car troubles for a month, but it wrecked my routine and I got lazy. I'm getting back in it now. I'll be happy just to lose these love handles.

    • @dcez1370
      @dcez1370 8 лет назад

      Get your own barbell and dumbbell set.... then you can weight train at home.

    • @tafadzwa_8585
      @tafadzwa_8585 8 лет назад +2

      +Eemoutyttö1999 doesn't everyone

    • @dcez1370
      @dcez1370 8 лет назад +1

      Eemoutyttö1999 Look up "brony porn" on pornhub..... it's the only thing I can get off on.

    • @tafadzwa_8585
      @tafadzwa_8585 8 лет назад

      I can only get off to deer carcases

  • @ffnovice7
    @ffnovice7 8 лет назад +384

    I want /fit/ to stay and stay stay.

  • @StephenAnsteth
    @StephenAnsteth 8 лет назад +189

    The grapefruit reference was real subtle but messed up and hilarious 😂

  • @jennifermariabrocco4608
    @jennifermariabrocco4608 2 года назад +7

    You're a more talented comedian than many, many famous people I can think of

  • @Zhxnger
    @Zhxnger 9 лет назад +149

    I feel as if the quickest way to get shredded abs is to just watch Casually Explained for a few hours a day and within about a week, you'll laugh your way to abs of steel :/

    • @Lars16
      @Lars16 9 лет назад +3

      Sure. But everyone already have a six-pack. There's just fat covering it up. Maybe if you didn't eat in the entire week you'd be able to expose those abs.

    • @14arrakis
      @14arrakis 9 лет назад +2

      +HihuLars Everybody knows that. What good does it do for you to be a smartass under a comment which was obviously a joke?

    • @Lars16
      @Lars16 9 лет назад +3

      +Benedek Verburg A joke? Laughing is actually good abs training method, so that comment could either be totally serious or a funny joke.

    • @MrTehRave
      @MrTehRave 8 лет назад

      :/

  • @DanielSan1776
    @DanielSan1776 8 лет назад +322

    Died @ 1 chicken breast per pound of body weight. Hilarious XD XD

  • @MRNoOne-jm4fl
    @MRNoOne-jm4fl 7 лет назад +31

    It’s an addiction that you started for getting girls but sooner lifting gets more important than anything else.

  • @dudesayingthings
    @dudesayingthings 2 года назад +4

    This video gave me my daily never-realized inspiration to start working out again.

    • @mbb7.
      @mbb7. 2 года назад

      Don‘t give up, king 👑

  • @rellicbeats
    @rellicbeats 9 лет назад +1675

    rich panini and jason geovani are my favorite natural vegan bodybuilders

    • @ThePermanentMoose
      @ThePermanentMoose 9 лет назад +10

      +TheBadGuy it piss

    • @fabiboiii
      @fabiboiii 9 лет назад +20

      +TheBadGuy i spat out my food at panini lmfao

    • @erikbosemberg3529
      @erikbosemberg3529 8 лет назад +4

      +TheBadGuy rich panini aint natty bro, do u even lift???

    • @according_to_rizo
      @according_to_rizo 8 лет назад +34

      +erik bosemberg do you even sarcasm?

    • @MLGRDR
      @MLGRDR 7 лет назад

      FIEND dude died

  • @cc.c-w6r
    @cc.c-w6r 8 лет назад +29

    dude you're really gonna make it big on RUclips

  • @Yo-ww8ph
    @Yo-ww8ph 8 лет назад +96

    "Which are protein.........uhhhhhhh..." XD I can't

  • @yeahbuddy8079
    @yeahbuddy8079 5 лет назад +188

    honestly i’ve finally got my dream physique and i’m just as insecure about my body cause i notice everything wrong with it now lmaoo

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 4 года назад +16

      Yeah, like one of my shoulders is lower than the other, and I know other people have this too but i cant unsee it

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 4 года назад +3

      Exactly

    • @EmanVsEmmanueL
      @EmanVsEmmanueL 4 года назад +16

      @@OneRichMofo What ever you do don't check if your earlobe are level.

    • @Luis-ic3bm
      @Luis-ic3bm 3 года назад +1

      @@OneRichMofo yess same bro

    • @Elel765
      @Elel765 Год назад

      That’s so weak. I’ve never once been upset at my physique. Weak minded

  • @sv8523
    @sv8523 6 лет назад +88

    0:40 I love how crossfit is on the negative axes.

    • @alexcr4345
      @alexcr4345 5 лет назад +5

      Half squats are counted as -1/2 squats,not +1/2 squat and besides as the inventor of google traps said :ZEROOO!!!!

  • @uzumakiking
    @uzumakiking 8 лет назад +20

    There is a depressing lack of almond activation in this video. This channel is made of crocodile tears and adolescents who yell warnings about wolves.

    • @nikkip.2343
      @nikkip.2343 8 лет назад +6

      wtf are you talking about

    • @bobkleen4553
      @bobkleen4553 8 лет назад

      +Nichole Perez Navarrete his life

    • @Zinvik
      @Zinvik 8 лет назад

      >2016
      >not activating almonds

  • @flaverking7386
    @flaverking7386 7 лет назад +12

    "always wear a hoodie to hide your powerlevel" :D
    this channel is amazing how didnt I find it earlier

  • @surge8046
    @surge8046 4 года назад +31

    "The only guys your gonna impress is other bros" - me starts sweating profusely

  • @KinjaBlack
    @KinjaBlack 8 лет назад +131

    I CAN CONFIRM... this is all true

  • @saeedsnne
    @saeedsnne 8 лет назад +60

    "Always make sure to wear a hoodie to hide your power level""I usually go for 2 cups of whole milk, 2 scoops of whey protein, 1 and half banana's and a picture of Steve Cook" hahahahahaha I'm fucking done.

    • @dyliciouscookie
      @dyliciouscookie 7 лет назад

      Monkey D. Luffy Steve Cook is the man haha

  • @DonteWilsonChrisDorner
    @DonteWilsonChrisDorner 8 лет назад +47

    As a powerlifter, this is accurate.

    • @Bowfella
      @Bowfella 7 лет назад +1

      Liar, you don't have a shirtless photo of yourself in a mirror with sharpness and structure turned up to 220% and shadow filters.

    • @rugged2050
      @rugged2050 7 лет назад

      mihajlo525 no those people workout for looks we work out for power

    • @Bowfella
      @Bowfella 7 лет назад

      against pc it's mostly genetics or low body fat. You can be a powerlifter and have the physique of a bodybuilder.

    • @rugged2050
      @rugged2050 7 лет назад

      mihajlo525 Yea I completely understand that but most of them who have are fat lol

    • @verttisyrjala2897
      @verttisyrjala2897 7 лет назад

      mihajlo525 Only fucking bitches say its about genetics. Anyone can get strong with the right diet and hard work

  • @Godzeller3143
    @Godzeller3143 3 года назад +5

    “Begins with feelings of inadequacy and ends with feelings of inadequacy”
    Oof, I felt that

  • @garderay9994
    @garderay9994 8 лет назад +116

    I started lifting because my ex was VERY mean to me about my body, and although I only really pushed myself that hard because I didn't value my life and wanted to die, admittedly they were the best workouts of my life and my proudest hours, reflecting back.
    I certainly can't blame someone for hitting a gym because of an ex, because for me it really was the best motivator I ever had.

    • @identicallegend7989
      @identicallegend7989 5 лет назад +3

      Nice.

    • @God-kg1lx
      @God-kg1lx 5 лет назад +1

      GardeRay X gonna give it to him/her’ed the whole business?

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 года назад +1

      Did you beat her up after you got big?

  • @PunK_KH
    @PunK_KH 8 лет назад +250

    That "grapefruit" reference tho...

    • @MrLegitimacyMode
      @MrLegitimacyMode 8 лет назад +7

      Mind explaining? I didn't get it.

    • @PunK_KH
      @PunK_KH 8 лет назад +18

      Kai Greene before he was famous, does G4P & fucked a grapefruit... Just look up Kai Green Grapefruit, millions of results !

    • @johnappleseed4833
      @johnappleseed4833 8 лет назад

      +Samphy Chy Wait, some guy literally fucks a grape fruit as a ritual?

    • @Unown127
      @Unown127 8 лет назад +7

      +MrLegitimacyMode gay porn pays more for men, so bodybuilders usually do gay porn for extra income.

  • @frankchen4229
    @frankchen4229 8 лет назад +142

    wait....there are macros other than protein?

  • @seanhsieh3347
    @seanhsieh3347 3 года назад +10

    Coming back to watch this years later, after lifting for several years is even funnier because he actually knows what’s important and is saying the exact opposite. Like the 35 second anabolic window 😂

  • @JRG333
    @JRG333 8 лет назад +854

    He knows what he is talking about but he scrambles everything and puts jokes in between you son of a gun, I really wanted to know about the rep ranges.

    • @hammerofolympia3716
      @hammerofolympia3716 8 лет назад +179

      That's the best joke of them all,most gym trainers no practically nothing.

    • @XTremePringl
      @XTremePringl 8 лет назад +38

      If you like those kinds of videos check out BroScienceLife. 50% Fact 50% magic 100% results!

    • @ArthurJGibson
      @ArthurJGibson 8 лет назад +5

      I, like most other people who lift a bit, aim for inbetween 8 and 12 reps.
      Seems to work well.
      Multiple sets. lift to failure. etc etc.
      Read starting strength on bb.com

    • @GerikDT
      @GerikDT 8 лет назад +11

      Strength/Powerlifting: 3-7 repetitions. This promotes myofibrillar hypertrophy, and while not making you look as much like a balloon animal, is good for achieving true strength. Some go as low as even 1-2 repetitions at times, but it's not recommended unless prompted by a trainer who knows what he's doing.
      Size/Bodybuilding: 8-12 repetitions. This, instead, focuses on sarcoplasmic hypertrophy, which increases the size of the glycogen storages in your muscles. Doing so makes your muscles larger, but it doesn't improve your strength as much. However, it does help with your endurance more, as glycogen is the energy your muscles use for continued work. Makes sense, as you're working with smaller weights, but in a larger rep count, right? Some will even do as many as 15 reps, but you're better off sticking to that golden 8-12 range.
      Now, above that, the exercise won't be as efficient, and progress will slow down immensely. However, it still depends on what you're trying to achieve. If you're trying to increase the amount of push-ups you can do, and you can do around 25, this is still the best way to raise that number further. So while doing regular pushups all day won't do much in terms of achieving the body of a bodybuilder, it's still going to improve your performance, and eventually allow you to do 50 pushups in a row, though it would take a long time.

    • @Riwillion
      @Riwillion 8 лет назад +1

      Very well described. But people also work in 15+ rep ranges, and there is nothing wrong with that, as long as growth isn´t your primary concern and you want to get great endurance. Most functional would probably be to work in all of these rep ranges, as advised by Jeff Cavalier (Athlean-X). But for most people, 8-12 is probably the best choice most of the time, if their primary goal is to build muscle. That said, some people may have a different muscle composition and respond better to higher rep training, and also, some muscles DO have a different fiber composition by default, so they will respond better to higher reps (especially abs, calves, and forearms, also partially back muscles). Hope this helps :)

  • @markomakelele1413
    @markomakelele1413 6 лет назад +13

    This is somehow accurate. Best lifting video ever, I'm now ready.

  • @moonbeam4016
    @moonbeam4016 9 лет назад +270

    um casually explain why you have such a sexy voice, ty.

    • @musicalether2958
      @musicalether2958 9 лет назад +29

      +Octavia Blake You sound thirsty miss.
      I'll be happy to pudda buninyer oven.

    • @gottagofastest
      @gottagofastest 9 лет назад +6

      +Octavia Blake wow creepy as fuark

    • @moonbeam4016
      @moonbeam4016 9 лет назад +13

      You both need to chill and stop being so uptight, have a great day!

    • @gottagofastest
      @gottagofastest 9 лет назад +47

      +Octavia Blake Please no not the passive aggression. Anything but that.

    • @Mari0Wari0
      @Mari0Wari0 9 лет назад +4

      +Octavia Blake why u so horny miss?

  • @alainlazarosipov7523
    @alainlazarosipov7523 5 лет назад +124

    When you go to the gym to train legs:
    Ah shit, here we go again.
    Leg day, the worst day of the month

    • @thisguyhd6591
      @thisguyhd6591 5 лет назад +2

      NEVER SKIP LEG DAY!!! - Terry Crews

    • @Ninja98x
      @Ninja98x 5 лет назад +24

      More like, best 6 hours of the day! Because you can't spell legendary without LEG DAY!!!

    • @alokbaluni8760
      @alokbaluni8760 5 лет назад +3

      It's hard to masterubate after leg day

  • @theREDdevilz22
    @theREDdevilz22 8 лет назад +844

    LOL I'm 4 years into my lifting journey.. who cares about girls at this point! I just want to be the strongest, biggest looking dude in the gym

    • @VeggieBond
      @VeggieBond 8 лет назад +4

      Hey, I'm new. Is 1 exercise per muscle group enough? And I would work that muscle group twice a week?

    • @YAHOOISNOTG
      @YAHOOISNOTG 8 лет назад +22

      *Comment Reader* yes its enough . Later on when you plateau try doing 2 once in a while to confuse your muscles and changing up your routine

    • @VeggieBond
      @VeggieBond 8 лет назад +6

      YAHOOISNOTG Thanks! Nice gains bro

    • @apocalypsethethird4857
      @apocalypsethethird4857 8 лет назад

      Same lol

    • @kurtgaming3417
      @kurtgaming3417 8 лет назад +9

      @Comment Reader, 1 exercise isn't enough, I got told to do at least 5 per muscle group, idk. Unless you're doing more than one muscle group in a day.

  • @wizard1370
    @wizard1370 5 лет назад +42

    "I use to be 2 feet tall and 25lbs but now 18 years later i am 7 foot 13, 500 lbs 6% bf"

    • @theGiver3
      @theGiver3 4 года назад +4

      Just follow your dreams, anything is possible.

  • @Devine3190
    @Devine3190 8 лет назад +25

    That Kai Greene sneak diss with the grapefruit.

  • @boclaffey1298
    @boclaffey1298 2 года назад +3

    Damn, went from never having seen this guy to subbing to him in one vid, this was great

  • @thorrius4382
    @thorrius4382 8 лет назад +2420

    I feel sorry for anyone on here actually agreeing with this. It's called a skit for a reason hahaha. No, girls generally do not like massive guys that live on steroids and cant fit through a doorway, but at the same time girls (in general) dont like skinny spaghetti ass lookin dudes. Thing is most people bodybuild to hit that sweet spot in between. Look good, be strong, functional, and look good shirtless. If you are watching this as an excuse to not work on your body then its your loss lol. I enjoyed this video, but you need to understand that it is a joke

    • @ikerpena3
      @ikerpena3 8 лет назад +57

      Thorrius k

    • @ikerpena3
      @ikerpena3 8 лет назад +128

      Thorrius calm down Einstein

    • @contemplatingduck
      @contemplatingduck 8 лет назад +26

      Thorrius i came here for advice, got surprised with the jokes 😂

    • @frankrambo506
      @frankrambo506 8 лет назад +40

      really ?? every girl Ive seen says omg I like muscles but low key was fucking some skinny as dude with a big dick. To get girls improve your game lol and know how to please them in bed cuz a dick pleases a girl in bed not some six pack lol

    • @frankrambo506
      @frankrambo506 8 лет назад +20

      Thorrius like i said bro,improve your game hahah . Thats how u get girls,ik tons of skinny ugly dudes who get hot girls cuz they got game. Ever been to a party lol or even look at these RUclipsrs wit hot girls

  • @johntrains1317
    @johntrains1317 8 лет назад +65

    A LOOSE HOODIE TO HIDE YOUR POWER LEVEL!!!?? LMFAO I'M DEAD

  • @auelix3812
    @auelix3812 8 лет назад +4

    "I enjoy murder mysteries" pulls out a goosebumps book

  • @davidhaas3111
    @davidhaas3111 2 года назад +8

    That last bit is one of the truest things I’ve ever heard. Lifting isn’t about improving yourself, it’s about taking all your disappointments and failures in life and hiding them all behind the biggest failure of all, your inability to grow proportional calves or forearms. 😂

  • @m1tchm4c94
    @m1tchm4c94 5 лет назад +75

    I can’t relate to the not fitting in jeans because I have never done a leg day and I’ve been training upper for 3 years now

  • @adamgoff6918
    @adamgoff6918 8 лет назад +76

    Oh my fucking god 😂😂 the grapefruit thing killed me 😂

    • @osgbob
      @osgbob 8 лет назад

      Scrolled down way too far to read this!

    • @Markd315
      @Markd315 8 лет назад +1

      +Arnold 1985 I don't get it

    • @p3drozroom
      @p3drozroom 8 лет назад

      Just when I thought I've seen it all

    • @gidi5779
      @gidi5779 8 лет назад

      +markd315 you don't wanna know

    • @jessecoffins8832
      @jessecoffins8832 8 лет назад

      +Arnold 1985 knew it lmao

  • @jluna231
    @jluna231 9 лет назад +59

    you wanna hear a joke ....................................CROSSFIT !

    • @MadMaxJuggernaut
      @MadMaxJuggernaut 9 лет назад +3

      +jluna231 Want to hear another joke?
      Kipping pull ups.

    • @musicalether2958
      @musicalether2958 9 лет назад +1

      +jluna231 Do you wanna hear ANOTHER joke?
      2 jews walk into a bar and buy the bar and then a black man and an arab guy go into the bar and order various beverages (to quench their thirst). They tell a joke that is this EXACT joke and the entire universe breaks into pieces (starting with your mind).

    • @drewbreezy5699
      @drewbreezy5699 9 лет назад +4

      You wanna hear a joke
      Obama

    • @Solden_ghower
      @Solden_ghower 9 лет назад

      +jluna231 ahahahahah you want to hear another one? HERBALIFE!

    • @Dundereshock
      @Dundereshock 8 лет назад

      1337 / 0

  • @kylemiller5671
    @kylemiller5671 3 года назад +1

    The tone zone bit killed me. Keep doing gods work man!

  • @GalacticSlayer
    @GalacticSlayer 8 лет назад +80

    Im just gunna conment so i have proof i knew about the channel before it passed pewds

  • @mareksumguy1887
    @mareksumguy1887 8 лет назад +138

    This guy is hilarious. Its all funny because its all pretty much true.

  • @heyheychels
    @heyheychels 9 лет назад +51

    sense of humor is more important anyway

    • @Batzik94
      @Batzik94 9 лет назад +4

      +funky munky If he can laugh about it...

    • @zestytacos5959
      @zestytacos5959 9 лет назад

      +Chelsea Cassady naw naw deez gains are more important anyway

    • @christopherceasar5353
      @christopherceasar5353 8 лет назад

      +Poppy Bev damn so ill be single forever because i have a micro dick

    • @r.i.pbleachmangaorboykottn9172
      @r.i.pbleachmangaorboykottn9172 8 лет назад

      In Saudi Arabia you would have been thrown in front of a Mercedes Benz already, then fed to camels.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 года назад

      I have only seen negative correlation between how entertaining someone is and their success with women in my entire life.
      I think people see that women smile and laugh at guys they're attracted to and then conclude that making women laugh will make them attracted to them. It's sort of like putting a spoiler on your car and expecting it to go faster.

  • @brendyturo
    @brendyturo 2 года назад +1

    When you have to pause 8 seconds in cause you can't stop laughing. I swear Casually Explained has perfected the art of stand-up without any standing I love it

  • @neyson220293
    @neyson220293 5 лет назад +39

    and don't forget you need to eat 20 meals otherwise your muscles will not absorb the protein

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 8 лет назад +13

    Lmao, "their only real shortcoming is still being able to fit through doorways" this is too true! I've got a friend who does tons of body building and is massive now, he literally has to turn sideways to fit through doorways, it's hilarious!

  • @AfferbeckBeats
    @AfferbeckBeats 9 лет назад +4

    "I did two cycles of Starting Strength, and now that I'm an expert..."

  • @ch0ri796
    @ch0ri796 Год назад

    My favorite part of casually explained videos is your second time rewatching the video when you have actually the done the thing he is explaining

  • @adalbertosantiago9401
    @adalbertosantiago9401 5 лет назад +22

    I came here looking for advice... but deep down I knew I wouldn't get any

  • @CallerID
    @CallerID 2 года назад +6

    Best way to confuse your muscles, tell yourself you’re going to the gym. And then just stay home telling yourself “10 more minutes then we will go”

  • @LordSeethe
    @LordSeethe 9 лет назад +49

    Lol.
    Hey, /fit/. How y'all doing today? Have any of you guys made it yet? Pls respond.

  • @khalidd1347
    @khalidd1347 Год назад +2

    bro said everything the entire internet says now, 7 years ago