@@anwarabdullah8581actually… this guy seems like the others.. I feel like he’s a bot or something.. I mean, it isn’t the first time you’ve seen a username like that
"Cancel anytime*" "never" Lmao, this sums up every contract people sign before working for a company. Indentured servitude parts arse written on them with letters so small, they are unreadable.
*simple* explanation: Apple should call it MacDiscord Pro Apple One: Free Discord Nitro for just $69,420 when you trade in your iPhone 14 Pro Max. Perfect Elaborate scheme for about just 999999999999999999999999999999999999 pages long. I think your gigachad 20ghz wifi wouldve died over generating this crap
Bots be like: CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW MUCH EFFORT BELUGA PUTS IN TO ENTERTAIN US??!! Edit: Speaking of bots, we’ve got one right here in the comments section, like always!
Beluga is an out of the box thinker and would probably be really good at interacting with people and reading their emotions. I don’t think he would be a mad scientist or whatever but having a skill like his would get anyone far in life. Oh no, I broke the one rule on the internet, never express my opinions.
@@weareallgrapes9407 Probably not He just likes to use Discord and pretend to be Rockstar Games or Simpsons and doing social satire bs Literally anyone could create such bullshit vid
You can do more than that! With Discord Pro Max… You can also… Ban people. See their IP address. Listen to their microphone. AND Turn on their camera without them knowing.
Beluga: "another day on disco-" Apple: "Its not called discord anymore." Beluga: "then what is it called?" Apple: "EAcord" Beluga's mind: *whats EA? probs something that makes everything cheap lol*
Fun fact: iChat was a real app created by Apple.
Not surprised
Fun fact : Who cares about this comment?
@Zenox Ur mom
Fun fact of Moral of the story : Discord was working in apple.
fun fact: this isnt fun fact
EA: Finally a worthy opponent 😂
thx I don't get it can u please tell what is EA?
@@hongly.6743 A game publisher company that is famous for making everything way too expensive
@@mucicafrajer probably why the F sharps are useless in G major
(I meant your pfp)
@@hongly.6743 ever heard of Battlefield games, Star Wars games, NBA games, Fifa Games, etc? yeah EA made all those.
Imagine Roblox is owned by EA
iBruh sounds like a peak of innovation 💡
Because it is
@@Guitargod43IBecause IIt IIs*
@@NotNightbHerelol
@@AirVRIlol*
@@shibalienelite5247iyou icannot icorrect ime ianymire
Anyone saw at 2:20 when he said Cancel anytime it had never written very small a little far from it?🤣
Yes
Yeah
Yes
Yes
yes
Alternate title: If EA owned Discord.
Ikr
this stands for apple more
Why do you only have 27 likes (I liked)
@@Derpxdxz no.
@@Derpxdxz no.
0:51 "swearing pack" was too funny
“YOU” isn’t a swear word 😒
@@maxplayz-mc that's true
But he was about to swear after the word 'you'
iThat iWas iToo iFunny
@@maxplayz-mctrue
Pepper: I love you
Beluga: I love you more
Apple: I love money
Pepper: I love you apply
Beluga never disappoint us with his content. He always makes us laugh and keep spreading happiness 💗
@_Osmxn_ he is just sharing his opinion/review.
@OsmanTheTurkist 💀💀
@@anwarabdullah8581actually… this guy seems like the others.. I feel like he’s a bot or something.. I mean, it isn’t the first time you’ve seen a username like that
@@ihsanjafar4174 oh ok ok i got understand
„apple”
- Steve Jobs
Such a heart-warming quote, thank you Beluga for sharing these wise words!
Beluga never disappoint us with his content. He always makes us laugh and keep spreading happiness 💗
2:29 Apple Steve Jobs
0:24 *It actually costs 3.99*
Proves that cat can't read
0:33 somehow beluga was able to send more than just a message before hand lol
0:32
OUCH
wasted!
This is a nightmare now, imagine if you have to pay for everything to use 😂
As someone who lived in a parallel universe where apple owned discord, I can confirm this is accurate
Stay where you are, MTF is on the way to contain you
Give me a valid reason why I should make you free money while you do nothing but copy and paste those comment to every video you see.
Eww.... demons...
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Mylifekindafucked eww humanssss
"Cancel anytime*" "never"
Lmao, this sums up every contract people sign before working for a company. Indentured servitude parts arse written on them with letters so small, they are unreadable.
*simple* explanation:
Apple should call it MacDiscord Pro
Apple One: Free Discord Nitro for just $69,420 when you trade in your iPhone 14 Pro Max. Perfect Elaborate scheme for about just 999999999999999999999999999999999999 pages long.
I think your gigachad 20ghz wifi wouldve died over generating this crap
Bots be like: CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW MUCH EFFORT BELUGA PUTS IN TO ENTERTAIN US??!!
Edit: Speaking of bots, we’ve got one right here in the comments section, like always!
THERES LITERALLY 2/4 BOTS IN THE REPLIES!!
@@RandomGamer- yeah lol
haa ikr
Apple in 10 years: Would you like to purchase oxygen for 100 dollars?
Would you like to purchase life for 10,000,000 dollars?
*$100.00 PER BREATH!!
@@sparkles7673only word to describe Apple "shit forcers"
"Apple"
- Steve Jobs
“Apple”
Beluga always gives us the most inspirational quotes!
Beluga never disappoint us with his content. He always makes us laugh and keep spreading happiness 💗
Apple is basically EA on steroids
worse than EA
It's hiliarous how this video got an Apple ad at the start😂😂
1:05 iBruh lol
iLol*
istopid 💀
I would tipe diot and it would become idiot
@@anujvishwakarma4089 Would you like to purchase the emoji and swear word packs for 97104.69 USD?
i1:05
Beluga's IQ is probably super high, but he's too distracted to use it 🤔
Beluga is an out of the box thinker and would probably be really good at interacting with people and reading their emotions. I don’t think he would be a mad scientist or whatever but having a skill like his would get anyone far in life.
Oh no, I broke the one rule on the internet, never express my opinions.
@@weareallgrapes9407 absolutely right,,, yrr...
@@weareallgrapes9407 Probably not
He just likes to use Discord and pretend to be Rockstar Games or Simpsons and doing social satire bs
Literally anyone could create such bullshit vid
too distracted to use it? do you realise you're giving him money by just watching his videos?
uh oh.
A new, innovative way to talk to friends.
Did you notice at 2:18 the small correction? 🤔
"Cancel anytime*
never" 😂
2:30 "Apple"
- Steve jobs
Best quote ever
Introducing new 2023 technology "iBruh"
Welp ladies and gentlemen, this is the type of content I paid my internet bill for
And it sucks
@@toastonbutter840 if it's true then you have sth in common with beluga
@@aaaaaa-hh8cq sit? sin? sir? I'll go with the second one.
@@aaaaaa-hh8cq avrage beluga fan age
Dam wasted money
Beluga’s love life is the most interesting, of all existing love lifes in other series
0:24 small company 💀
0:42 I appreciate how that chill music is getting louder and Beluga's avatar is becoming redder 😆
0:02 What is he? mr krabs?
I'm more money hungry than Mr krabs💀
Yeah😂
I thought it would be called “IScord” and beluga would be like “NO WAY APPLE HAS A SOCCER TEAM?!?!”
It's actually heartwarming to see how much of a good son Beluga is, he always listens to his mom and never does "Bad" things.
SPAMMER!
goofy aah bot
@@festerma5076 beep boop beep boop I am not a bot beep boop
He literally thinks of every random thought that comes in our mind...
1:36 bro exactly, some android mobile scam game's quialities look like that
"An apple a year makes your money disappear"
-that guy (probably)
Beluga never disappoint us with his content. He always makes us laugh and keep spreading happiness 💗
How generous of Beluga to hand over the ownership of Discord to Apple☺️
1:48 what was she trying to send?😏🤨😳
1:15 what is this song? Say please...
“Spring in My Step” by Silent Partner
@@KommonSenze. Thank you!
@@KommonSenze. Bro ur a legend!
Begula never fails to make us laugh. He is the Comedian of my life
@BeedsZeroTM absolute chad W
"apple", as quoted by Steve Jobs, is one of the most touching, relevant and revolutionary quotes of all time.
I saw the notification and thought, "If Apple owned Discord, you would have to pay for each message you want to send."
And Beluga did not disappoint.
Plot twist: that was the CEO of EA pretending to be Apple
2:05 People's right's were hurt.
Banned from the whole world.
It in insane how many videos Beluga is working on at once. The dedication is on another Level. Messive respect for you. 🔥
And each one is terrible
@@cygnus190 nah, more like 'and every time he posts a video it gets even worse'
@@possiblyenoch4341 capital punishment is less torture than watching beluga
@@cygnus190 agreed
even thought i have never heard of capital punishment
Yes it "in" very insane
0:27 error pricing
Note: When Apple buys Discord, then Discord is completely trolled.
0:56 wtf
Beluga never disappoints with his content 🙏🏻
iBeluga iNever iDisappoints iWith iHis iContent*
@@jackkemp7256 iWorld iSweden
beluga always disappoints with his content 🙏
Its always so satisfying to see greedy companies get mocked for their dumb decisions, like who the hell makes us pay for some useless perks?
he’s also spending his money
discord gay 0:09
You can do more than that!
With Discord Pro Max…
You can also…
Ban people.
See their IP address.
Listen to their microphone.
AND
Turn on their camera without them knowing.
1:40 bruh
iBruh
iRight
IOk
Ideeznuts
Iea igames
Elon musk: Introducing free discord called tescord
I love how the girls in discord say “~” at the end of thier sentence
That never after cancel anytime* 2:18
This is so true and hilarious 😂 Good job , Beluga. I was feeling down and this video made me feel fine again!
Beluga never disappoint us with his content. He always makes us laugh and keep spreading happiness 💗
When apple sees this video. Apple: hey that's not us. Gets a new idea. Bob you will never believe what I just came up with
0:02 when it said l love money be Like Mr krab
Keep it up Beluga! Love the content
@@BeastyMan jezz, stupid spammers
2000s : iPhone ( apple )
2100s : mephone ( pineapple )
2200s : amphone ( wood apple )
2300s: ‘mphone ( rose apple )
fun fact:
waffle spelled backwards is elffaw
W H A T 😂
Begula never disappoint us with his Beautiful conversation 😂 ( sorry my English )
Love From Northeast India ❤️🇮🇳
in the 2:19 cancel anytime but theres a little 'never'word
I was crying with this in a good way 😂
iI iWas iCrying iWith iThis iIn iA iGood iWay*
@Emir14091 iAutocorrect iHas iTaken iOver
@SUPERSCISSOR iExactly
iBruh
1:36 discord in ohio be like:
1:10 the sound that I hear when I can't close the door or use the lights because something's in the office...
It's more like if EA owned Discord, than Apple.
No isn't it's not 🚫
Apple is worse 😐
This is basically just what it would be like if EA bought Discord
Yeah .
Would you like to purchase the "launch discord" permission for $999.99?
Apple:pay 200 dollars
Ea:OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
People who still watch this in 2024
Me
Me
Me
Nah
Alternitive name: Discord EA edition
As an Android User i just want to tell you how i am feeling: We have the cooler devices!
1:21 hecker discord
Beluga is taking longer to make videos, probably a good sign that his content will get better.
what
She is saying that he’ll get more subscribers and likes lol
@@jjammz ?
i bet he's trying to say that he is spending more time on the videos and making them as supreme as possible
@@bean7327 exactly
EA? That you?
Honestly you can watch his videos whenever and not get bored.😃nice job keep it up😊
This dude is so goddamn funny 🤣🤣
Apple is basically EA
1:43 i used this song for my performance now it makes me cringe
__ me realizing Beluga is 31 irl and still makes vidz for 15 year old kids __
"$0.00."
"Cancel anytime* never"
Lol
No, it's more like when EA bought discord:
I like how when apple say
Cancel anytime it say the word never but very very small so beluga cant see it
0:50 YOU
Beluga, you’re not very good at consistency. In 0:22 you stated $3.99/per message while in the app itself, both you and Apple typed $2.99
Although discord wasn't updated when he first talked
He basically means: "Apple loves money more than its customers"😂😂😂
Comment section be like:
Beluga never disappoint us...😆
Basically every bot comment on here😂.
Let's we all just appreciate the content this man and his crew makes it's just a masterpiece imagine what's he's gonna doing the future
Yup!!
Beluga never disappoint us with his content. He always makes us laugh and keep spreading happiness 💗
0:38 music please?
Introducing iDiscord.
A new, innovative way to talk to friends.
Improving technology is temporary, but grinding money is eternal.
-Tim Crook
First
Dont care + didn’t ask
Congratulations
@Seventeenpro nobody jealous over a RUclips comment
@Seventeenpro nope
@@forylin fatherless
If the air has owned by Apple almost everyone in Brazil would die
ERROR: please pay 10$ to comment
How about NAH
*comments again*
Beluga: "another day on disco-"
Apple: "Its not called discord anymore."
Beluga: "then what is it called?"
Apple: "EAcord"
Beluga's mind: *whats EA? probs something that makes everything cheap lol*
Beluga is the best! How videos are always been FUNNY and the sound effects even make it better! Keep it up the good work BELUGA!!!!!
Sup
The steve jobs edit with that epic music gave me goosebumps, i really miss Steve Jobs and old company....😢😢😢😢
Pepper : I love you. beluga : I love you more . Mr Krabs and apple : I love money 💰