I am a grown adult who doesn't really play Minecraft much anymore, but I can't help but just be enthralled by your content. I don't know what it is about what you make, but I am completely glued to the screen.
Dude. I actually enjoyed all that. The story of evbo. And the new evil evbo too. Well you said it your self, there can only be one evbo around. Can't wait for future uploads.
9:13 evbo was scared of this parkour he didnt knew 1 year later he would be the parkour champion! Edit: all the people telling me in the replies, no he became parkour god, im pretty sure 10 months ago, when i wrote the comment, he had recently become the parkour champion
Theory Jackson is actually the parkour god in disguise and when everyone else realized they were in a game they quit being a pro so he was the only one left so he kept his boots and created parkour civilization but when evbo came he forgot who he was but for some reason thought he was familiar so he gave him the boots. (Yeah it’s pretty trash I know).
Minecraft if it was played wrong - 0:29 Minecraft if players were too good - 5:20 Minecraft if it was played backwards - 10:49 Minecraft if players forgot how to play - 16:39 Minecraft but you can never find what you need - 22:04 Minecraft but pranking goes too far - 26:56 Minecraft but it's played like real life - 31:56 Minecraft but it's too difficult - 37:07 Minecraft but it's super easy - 41:55 Minecraft but everything is super flat - 46:52 Minecraft if it was played in reverse - 51:48 Minecraft but lag is normal - 56:23 (Please leave a like, I took a long time to make these)
Minecraft, if/but... 0:28 It was played wrong 5:18 Players were too good 10:49 It was played backwards 16:37 Players forgot how to play 22:03 You could never find what you need 26:54 Pranking goes too far 31:55 It was played like real life 37:06 It's too difficult 41:54 It's super easy 46:50 Everything is superflat 51:46 It was played in reverse 56:22 Lag is normal
I would honestly make the guardian of the over world a chicken. The reason is because with a wooden sword, you can one shot a chicken but two shots a pig with a wooden sword. But this is just my opinion.
well if i wasn't invested before, I am now. I'm a sucker for science fiction-type genre, and I'm so excited to see where this goes. Can't wait for the next simulations!
Theory: The leader of the simulations is the actual RUclipsR Evbo. The Evbo being experimented on is a completely different Evbo, one who basically lives inside of minecraft. The simulations are in order to make content, and what they are testing is how well different simulations, or videos do, like viewcount-wise.
8:08 is unacceptable bro, ain't no way he said the better way is no corners, all GOOD players are cultured enough to finish their portals and have more than enough obby to not look like a PEASANT
Just want to say, major congratulations on 1M subs, literally everyone's dream, very well deserved, have fun with that golden, on the way to diamond!!!
It’s all breaking. I can’t move, I think it’s all coming to an end. Everything I used to know- *Minecraft has craæâæå* “They’re becoming self aware. We need to stop these tests” -“It’s in the name of science”- “You just want more playthings. The realities are twisted, the simulation is ending, and when it does your experiments will destroy our world to!” -“ it doesn’t matter. I will continue the simulation and find the right world.”-
OMG, a long vid by Evbo! I love your videos, but it's usually short, so I'm really excited! Keep up the great work! (I've been subbed since yr "if ranboo did a mc interview vid) Love from Japan!
YOOOOOO THE ENTIRE STORY SO FAR POG I’ve been loving this story, I usually don’t really like this stuff that much but this is just the best, thank you for making this. Also you have activated my “wow time to find lore and theorize” mode Wait a second… is this technically an ARG…?
Ever since I found you from seawatt I have been addicted!!! Thank you for another video! Definitely not gonna watch it until I remember it line by line
![Minecraft but I survive in PVP CIVILIZATION [THE MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3P9GCg6m7SQ/mqdefault.jpg)
THE ENTIRE MOVIE.....so far.....the simulations will continue.....
Yoo I'm early
Ohh
:o
@quixxxツ well we kinda knew. There was a lot of hints to a simulation.
Can't wait for more!
Dude we really had one job and we accidentally screwed up the simulation 3 seconds into the video
Here before this blows up:)
Seawat
8th like
A
at 10 likes
I'm grabbing some popcorn
Okayyy
How do u get popcorn inside home it's only available at theaters!!!
Me to
How are you not verified grox?
Grox
8:47 In this Parkour Simulation, NO ONE goes for the house…
real
☠️
Lol
Bro is late but so true
I am a grown adult who doesn't really play Minecraft much anymore, but I can't help but just be enthralled by your content. I don't know what it is about what you make, but I am completely glued to the screen.
cool
So real😭
Sure roblox player
@@Duckblocky that was 2 years ago 😭
Lol, even adult does this stuff stays glued to the screen? I mean, I am technically one myself.
I cant let gng know i lowkey fw evbo's content 🔥
Man f the gng this man is peak
If your gang doesn't fw evbo then your gang ain't it
Fr 👀‼️
@@Hero_of_he111fr
Now that I think about it, half this series is just Evbo's friends gaslighting him
Gaslighting doesn’t exist, your just crazy
How dare you assume I have a shirt that says gaslightning isn’t real
-Flamingo
@@Monkey_1640you forgot “your just crazy”
“Gaslamp your friends by using the wrong words while having a conversation.”
-FREAKBAIT
Fr 😆
"In this simulation, NOBODY kills for the pork."
Dude you're such a troll with the dsmp profile picture-
(I like it)
@Ashleycolorful a troll? 😭🫶
15:22 “look into my sincere eyes chat”-technoblade
Dude. I actually enjoyed all that. The story of evbo. And the new evil evbo too. Well you said it your self, there can only be one evbo around. Can't wait for future uploads.
Noob pro hacker series is a simulation
58:20 "I might starve soon." - Evbo at full hunger.
𝔽𝕣
52:32
Tree
Soon SOON SSOOOOONNN
The funny thing is I was on this part when I saw this comment lol😅
9:13 evbo was scared of this parkour he didnt knew 1 year later he would be the parkour champion!
Edit: all the people telling me in the replies, no he became parkour god, im pretty sure 10 months ago, when i wrote the comment, he had recently become the parkour champion
So true
Fr then he is gonna soon become a legend then a god
Fr😂😂lol😂😂
Theory Jackson is actually the parkour god in disguise and when everyone else realized they were in a game they quit being a pro so he was the only one left so he kept his boots and created parkour civilization but when evbo came he forgot who he was but for some reason thought he was familiar so he gave him the boots. (Yeah it’s pretty trash I know).
58:46
“Since when does a player not get wood?”
When the player wants to go creative mode.
2:18 “Every player saves us.”
Grox: *enters the room*
So true😂
@@fergalbarry8275 this was almost a year ago please leave me alone
@@LordPorkshirenuh uh
Ril
He saves them, you can’t enslave the dead
2:10: “dude you need to help us every player helps us”
meanwhile the majority of players: *runs away*
This feels like a Truman Show parody.
Bro her late like me
Fr Fr
Minecraft if it was played wrong - 0:29
Minecraft if players were too good - 5:20
Minecraft if it was played backwards - 10:49
Minecraft if players forgot how to play - 16:39
Minecraft but you can never find what you need - 22:04
Minecraft but pranking goes too far - 26:56
Minecraft but it's played like real life - 31:56
Minecraft but it's too difficult - 37:07
Minecraft but it's super easy - 41:55
Minecraft but everything is super flat - 46:52
Minecraft if it was played in reverse - 51:48
Minecraft but lag is normal - 56:23
(Please leave a like, I took a long time to make these)
Wowww
thx
@user-fh6lg7qe9wLittle kid, do you not understand?
Minecraft if it was realistic: ruclips.net/video/qVbxVx1axVI/видео.htmlsi=U3FiC0rooZjRkNJR
Wow thank you for putting in the time
"Look at him, he hasn't even broken a single block!" *Is standing on oak stairs in the middle of the grass*
Maybe a creeper blew it up
@@mochiandalexyzplays then he would have to pick it up
Minecraft, if/but...
0:28 It was played wrong
5:18 Players were too good
10:49 It was played backwards
16:37 Players forgot how to play
22:03 You could never find what you need
26:54 Pranking goes too far
31:55 It was played like real life
37:06 It's too difficult
41:54 It's super easy
46:50 Everything is superflat
51:46 It was played in reverse
56:22 Lag is normal
Thanks!
Thanks
THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!
Thx
U A REAL ONE TYSM
10:50 missed the chance to call it “the beginning dimension”
The "but players are too good" and "but you never find what you want" are basically a normal minecraft day for me
weird flex and damn your unlucky
Evbo: “Holding my breath for 2 minutes”
Also Evbo: *dying*
The lagging villager: "this is perfect! Take all this steak!"
Evbo: "STOP DROPPING STEAK"!!!
It's so hilarious
I would honestly make the guardian of the over world a chicken. The reason is because with a wooden sword, you can one shot a chicken but two shots a pig with a wooden sword. But this is just my opinion.
The lagging villager bit is hilarious.
Villager: "This is perfect! Take all this steak!"
Evbo: "STOP DROPPING STEAK!!"
This is perfect! Take all this steak!
STOP DROPPING STEAK!!
@@LIGHTBULBandTACO_FAN This is perfect! Take all this steak!
@@perryakers4222 AHHHHHHHHHH STOP!!!!
@@LIGHTBULBandTACO_FAN This is perfect! Take all this steak!
This is all what we have been waiting for... An entire movie about everything that ever happens to Evbo. Secrets are yet to be revealed...
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@LоngВеасhGriffу Shorts 🅥 let’s start a chain of bot here ima be second to bot
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@@NicsSix no. no. no. make fucking original comments.
@LоngВеасhGriffу Shorts 🅥 bot
well if i wasn't invested before, I am now.
I'm a sucker for science fiction-type genre, and I'm so excited to see where this goes.
Can't wait for the next simulations!
don’t READ my NAME 😮😳🤯 😳
@ХХХТЕNТАТlON 🅥 what?
@@Roadtok-zt1dn ok I'm not reading your name then
@Don't Read My Profile Photo okay
…
8:50 parkour civilization???
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY LMAOOO
ruclips.net/video/i3vX-UQm_po/видео.htmlfeature=shared
Parkour civilization 😅😅
YEAHHH SAME!@@Dephyrus
LOL
So all these episodes were simulations and they are joined into one movie WOW Amazing
Finally, An Entire Movie From Evbo, Keep It Up!!!
the fact that i sat here and watched the entire thing without getting bored
Yes
same
Sameee
same bro
its so not boring
Minecraft IS a simulation.
lol
@@SuperAldenGamer_Officialbro he’s not joking at the end it starts with congrats then ends with wake up
Since it has barriers i guess sure
It’s a literal simulation of a video game 😭
No it's a sandbox
Theory: The leader of the simulations is the actual RUclipsR Evbo. The Evbo being experimented on is a completely different Evbo, one who basically lives inside of minecraft. The simulations are in order to make content, and what they are testing is how well different simulations, or videos do, like viewcount-wise.
then why is he red? his pfp is green
That is a great idea
It could also be his evil twin brother if you want to think in gg show
Evobrine
Sure bro
THIS IS THE MULTIVERSE
4:34
Villager: "He hasnt Broken a single Block yet"
Me: "then how did he get wooden Stairs? "
I love how the people controlling the simulation all have a story as well its such a nice detail
I love how all of these videos ended up being one big movie instead of just a "minecraft if" series
First an evil Steve. Now an evil Evbo! This series is absolutely amazing! It should be a Netflix series
This is just straight up an entire film...
Wait hold on lemme get my popcorn
1:17 I really like how every single person just looked at him because he didn’t want to get wood
u muslim?
56:53 "C'mon Evbo, haven't you played the lag update?"
1.13: The Lag Update
I always knew that evbo was part of a bigger thing. This is awesome, and confirms my evbo lore therioes.
ruclips.net/video/TajOAupakAWy/видео.htmlAuQQmah
The only minecraft movies these days that are interesting are these. They are original and creative
Great video! Your great at storytelling and keeping it clean and to the point. (In the sense that you can keep it to one major idea)
I like this
You're* 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤓💀💀💀💀🤓💀💀💀💀🤓💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤓💀💀
17:31 "you have to swim up blocks" this is me whenever I play with my friends
The space between him last playing Minecraft is increasing exponentially at this point XD
Whoa! I haven't played Minecraft since the Great War
whaaaaaaaaat
A few months later : I haven’t played Minecraft for 1,000,000 eternities
This is so nostalgic even though it came out a month ago. It reminds me of when Minecraft was first popular.
Yeah
And the lore continues.
Great content Evbo, even though I have watched this so much it still entertains me.
21:50 "If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?"
41:30 that scream is godlike...
8:08 is unacceptable bro, ain't no way he said the better way is no corners, all GOOD players are cultured enough to finish their portals and have more than enough obby to not look like a PEASANT
And some people like to make fancy custom nether portals
@@Malechieh yea that's valid, but having no blocks at all is a war crime
@@mitchratka3661indeed🗿
*me placing barriers at the corners*
@@zboredskilled valid, extra flex if you got them in survival
Just want to say, major congratulations on 1M subs, literally everyone's dream, very well deserved, have fun with that golden, on the way to diamond!!!
:)
Yo it's NotFZero! When's the lt2 test?
@@InfernoSage dawg, I commented this two years ago 💀
@@NotFZero I know :)
59:04 This is perfect take all this Steak.
7:00 “have to ban you”
*me taking my time to turn them into a visitor*
Srsly tho
the portal thing was hilarious🤣🤣🤣
what followed killed me
🤣🤣🤣
🔥🔥🖤🔥🔥
and having every mob confused is rude!!!
21:22 It's a good old fashioned alien death cult
1:22 Speed runners in the corner:😅
Where
@calvin216 in...the corner?
first we got negative Qdandy now negative evbo? the story with negative qdandy is already cool so this is gonna be epic
I always thought seawat talking about the head band was suspicious and now it makes sense
It’s all breaking. I can’t move, I think it’s all coming to an end. Everything I used to know-
*Minecraft has craæâæå*
“They’re becoming self aware. We need to stop these tests”
-“It’s in the name of science”-
“You just want more playthings. The realities are twisted, the simulation is ending, and when it does your experiments will destroy our world to!”
-“ it doesn’t matter. I will continue the simulation and find the right world.”-
8:06 getting the obsidian from the portal built for you when you go through is so useful
Incredible! It took you a long time to come up with a product like this.
it was already created
some of it is new
Your animations are weird
Congrats on a mil Evbo! You deserve it!
Holy crap tat was fast
OMG, a long vid by Evbo! I love your videos, but it's usually short, so I'm really excited! Keep up the great work!
(I've been subbed since yr "if ranboo did a mc interview vid)
Love from Japan!
9:06 origins of parkour world
OMG, congratulations on 1 million keep up all the good vids!
59:49 Evbo really became mad😂
I really liked how he combined all the stories together
Cant wait to see Evbo doing 360° netherite sword swing on that two guys in yellow costumes 🔥🔥
evbo was the first to make a truly inescapable prison
I can’t wait to watch this!! Happy 1 Mil Evbo!
This should be an actual show it was so good!
I can't wait till the command block does a 360 backwards diagonal upwards jump🔥🔥🔥
Happy 1 Million Subs! Keep making awesome videos!
@Hi 🅥 ayo with yo stolen pfp
Evbo, this is probably the best video you have made so far.. Another congrats on 1M!
nice Game Builder Garage pfp, underrated game imo.
Ae
don’t READ my NAME 😮😳🤯 😳
@@Roadtok-zt1dn shut up
the fact that all of those minecraft but videos are connected and have lore is sick
9:33 is that 360° shooting jump??? i never seen that?
tyler: has iron armor
also tyler: hasnt smelted yet
Dude
Can’t make a door yet had glass windows🤦♂️
i love how in the one where they forget how to play the game they keep trying the wrong answer until one of the wrong answers works somehow
Really enjoyed this movie. Excellent movie, Evbo!
POV: “You need to save us, every player does that!”
Grox:
4:10 evbo: let's goooooo my first pet dragon!
YOOOOOO THE ENTIRE STORY SO FAR POG I’ve been loving this story, I usually don’t really like this stuff that much but this is just the best, thank you for making this.
Also you have activated my “wow time to find lore and theorize” mode
Wait a second… is this technically an ARG…?
For the “minecraft but players are too good” thing, the pro guy doesn’t use the water bucket for a 1 block drop like he advised Evbo to.
The moment he realised swimming is the way to get up blocks feels completely like one of those fucked up dreams
Man this minecraft guy might be one of my new favorites! I am gonna sub right away!
Truly like a 1 million subscribe special, congrats.
I love when they say he did not even “break” a single block but he have a stair block lol
He probably used /give
@@kirbylover_6 that makes sense
No he used a creeper
A villager gave it to him
evbo ur vids got me thru the worst Thanksgiving break Yet thank you for your contribution to the World🎉❤
1 hour…. Didn’t expect it to be this long
Now it all makes sense now!Never thought it would become a movie
This is impressive. I love this style of content these people make!
Role-playing
1:50 spider comes out of nowhere
Yoooo!!! EVBO congrats on 1 million subs!!! U deserve it bud. Keep it up.
One of the best movies ever
ruclips.net/video/jhTTxdBKSyI/видео.html
Congratulations on reaching 1M subscribers! I knew you would
Simulation: Peak x5
Pvp: peak x100
Parkour ABOSULUTE CINEMA
Congrats on 1 million subscribers. You worked very hard on these videos and try to entertain me
10 minutes into this. This is amazing! I can't believe how long it took u to make all of this!
Ever since I found you from seawatt I have been addicted!!! Thank you for another video! Definitely not gonna watch it until I remember it line by line
59:59 "I think im gonna starve soon"
Evbo at Full hunger