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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @iannordin5250
    @iannordin5250 Год назад +31

    It's so funny how this incident with the Lama shattered 40 years worth of image building like everyone jast saw it and said "oh, this guy is just a weird priest, huh? Wow"

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Год назад +4

      It is the pr lie about it. A senile old man being senile is explainable,even if they obviously can’t say that. the lie about it makes it seem like this is a thing they have been covering for.

    • @kingofsting19
      @kingofsting19 Год назад +9

      The Dalai Lama even having an "image" to the Western world is solely the product of manufacturing consent by the US media, who want people to think that an independent Tibetan theocracy is better than them being part of China.
      If he weren't a useful propaganda tool against the CCP, his title would be on par with that of an Acharya (completely obscure to 99% of the Western world) at best, or an Ayatollah (synonymous with "scary evil foreign dictator") at worst.

    • @FromTheFens219
      @FromTheFens219 Год назад

      @@kingofsting19 Except he gave up any claims to political power decades ago.

    • @slickstufneatstuf
      @slickstufneatstuf Год назад +3

      No, actually he is a reincarnated soul and we know this because some religious nuts said a child picked up the last guy's cup or some shit.

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 Год назад +22

    'Harlan Crow' is a perfect name for some 1940s film noir villain.

  • @sugar_walls
    @sugar_walls Год назад +25

    all i wanna eat is del taco.... all i wanna eat is del taco.. churros gaucamole and burritos.... all i wanna eat is del taco

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler Год назад +2

      I had tacos the other day and had to poop within 10 minutes of ingesting them

    • @bsh819
      @bsh819 Год назад +8

      I wish I were Levar Burton

  • @screamingphoenix8113
    @screamingphoenix8113 Год назад +35

    Night At The Museum but all the stolen artifacts are begging Ben Stiller to be returned to their rightful owners.

    • @wyattthewallaby7018
      @wyattthewallaby7018 Год назад

      Im just gonna say this, it would be an interesting art film, or horror movie

  • @Fayhugie
    @Fayhugie Год назад +15

    Felix mixing Korean and Japanese folklore haphazardly is amazing. love it

  • @marco_vz
    @marco_vz Год назад +40

    RIP Clarence Thomas (I’m manifesting)

  • @comrademeowsialist236
    @comrademeowsialist236 Год назад +28

    Would love to see you’ll do a deeper dive into the insanely right wing Modi government. It’s hurtling towards fascism and the west is fully complicit as they see India as a bulwark to China. It’s infuriating as an Indian.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Год назад

      Never happens buddy. India would be committing suicide to side with the US vs China. You cannot possibly think the Modi government is anything but a pose for psychopaths that are inherently self destructive and weak. It's just a boomer management scheme, just like the Republican Party has been here since 1980...

  • @MkDazz
    @MkDazz Год назад +9

    HAGRIDS HUT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!

  • @Wise-xn7lf
    @Wise-xn7lf Год назад +9

    The whole Harlan Crow thing reminds me of an episode of Its Always Sunny where Mac, Frank, and Charlie try to sell the original hitler painting 😂😂

  • @tofubutcher7456
    @tofubutcher7456 Год назад +16

    The bit about the streetsweeper shotgun is funny because in reality they were a gimmick gun that was horrifically unreliable relying on controversy for quick sales, and at the same time exactly the sort of thing a drug crazed billionaire would be into

    • @MrJohndoakes
      @MrJohndoakes Год назад +5

      Cobray (who made the Amstel Striker as the "Streetsweeper") seemed to only make gimmick guns (these were the same clowns who made a slam-fire 12 or 20 gauge shotgun, "the Terminator" and a .22 three round revolver called the "Pocket Pal") and various versions of the MAC-10 submachine gun (including a carbine rifle!) They are still around as "Leinad."

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 Год назад +2

      Okay..I've heard people call a street sweeper a couple things. First I heard of it was a shotgun, but then I had many people tell me it's an AK. Which is it!?!

    • @tofubutcher7456
      @tofubutcher7456 Год назад +3

      @twistedoperator4422 it's a very cheap and simple shotgun made to look scary, that's it. Look up "Forgotten Weapons Street Sweper" on RUclips.
      The quote mentioning "big bullets" is mostly someone who doesn't know what they're talking about but presumably came from someone seeing shotgun shells and thinking they were dangerous slugs. Which they could be, but the street sweeper malfunctions after the first shot usually

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 Год назад

      @@tofubutcher7456 o always imagined a double barrel. I think anyone's interpretation by modern standards is outed as practically all modern firearms can be street sweepers.

    • @tofubutcher7456
      @tofubutcher7456 Год назад +1

      @twistedoperator4422 This was true at the time, AKs and ARs were freely available then, it's just gun companies have poured a fortune into marketing since then and convinced everyone they need an AR or AK, so the Street Sweper looks quaint in comparison (also it was garvage and didn't work), it was always purely a gimmick scam to sell as many of them as quickly as possible due to the tlname alone before people realised they didn't work. As a comment says above they had a few different guns running this same scam

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 Год назад +16

    God the Night at the Museum scenario has just endless comedic potential. Like, a tiny Reinhard Heydrich and Lavrentiy Beria just being a slapstick comedic duo

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Год назад +2

      Tiny Reinhard Heydrich-Steven Merchant
      and
      Tiny Lavrentiy Beria-Jonah Hill

    • @miskatonic_alumni
      @miskatonic_alumni Год назад +1

      A tiny Vlad Tepes and Mehmed II would be waaay more funny.

    • @realevilcorgi
      @realevilcorgi Год назад

      @@BigHomieGayAss1917 Jonah Hill is a hilariously good choice for Beria holy shit

    • @PR0MAN01
      @PR0MAN01 Год назад +1

      @@realevilcorgi or just the dude from Death of Stalin

    • @realevilcorgi
      @realevilcorgi Год назад

      @@PR0MAN01 that would be the best move to expand the Historical Movie Cinematic Universe

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 Год назад +7

    Mitch McConnell will swat all attempts to fill Thomas's vacancies from the Mr. House cryobed.

  • @bensonchannel8676
    @bensonchannel8676 Год назад +16

    Having the gun that killed Hitler is anti Nazi in my book

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, if it was only that and not the signed copy of Mein Kampf as well.

  • @albertseverino5576
    @albertseverino5576 Год назад +175

    First and I am gay

  • @beebgegegeg-xr3cm
    @beebgegegeg-xr3cm Год назад +9

    I swear, sometime last year I randomly felt like finding out ‘Is Al Green still alive???’
    And the the first result was a Boosie tweet from TWO MINUTES EARLIER- “Al Green is alive and well!”

  • @garcalej
    @garcalej Год назад +6

    Naw. I think the wildest fact about Hermann Goering was that he had a model train set in his attic that he would play with Gomez Addams style.

  • @bobbie3713
    @bobbie3713 Год назад +6

    one of the best episodes in a while

  • @Kwalk1989
    @Kwalk1989 Год назад +14

    I was like, when the fuck are they gonna start the night at the museum review?!

  • @MrKYT-gb8gs
    @MrKYT-gb8gs Год назад +6

    Banger ep, instant classic

  • @HesGotaGun505
    @HesGotaGun505 Год назад +12

    Ye is worlds off from managing a Jonestown situation. He would be lucky if he could maintain a Heaven’s Gate sized operation.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Год назад +2

      He could manage that, considering the cults of personality that have regularly cropped up around gilded lunatic jackasses with superiority complexes.

  • @ChefMatt_
    @ChefMatt_ Год назад +22

    Christman is John Goodman in the Big Lebowski “say what you will about the tenets of national socialism but at least it’s an ideology.” This Crowe fella is just a nihilist.

  • @tequilasunsetpharmd9297
    @tequilasunsetpharmd9297 Год назад +14

    Personal theory on the whole “but wook at how wittle I was” conservative defense: in the Come and See movie, it can be somewhat implied at the end that the only thing that makes our main character stop unloading hot lead into a photo of Hitler is picturing him as a baby. So they either know this and accept their position as neo-fasc, or I would accept they should have been game-overed at the age of 6.

    • @kingofsting19
      @kingofsting19 Год назад +8

      I don't think most conservatives have even heard of Come and See, let alone have watched it. They may have hit upon this idea independent of the film, but I think it's a half-hearted defense on their parts at best.

    • @tequilasunsetpharmd9297
      @tequilasunsetpharmd9297 Год назад +2

      @@kingofsting19 the average conservative, most definitely not. But I would bet media conservatives have, they just walked away with the message that the Soviets got owned in WWII, despite real life events begging to differ.

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Год назад +1

      I weirdly thought of Come and See as well

  • @colinwritesthings7445
    @colinwritesthings7445 Год назад +8

    Whom among us hasn't had a Hitler

  • @Luminousreign
    @Luminousreign Год назад +8

    Sekiro is the main text of Japanese Buddhism.

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Год назад

      Hmm not sure Buddhists have nailed the posture

  • @lemonoreo5762
    @lemonoreo5762 Год назад +6

    Matt's rather lively in this one

  • @wesshiflet2214
    @wesshiflet2214 Год назад +11

    why does it mute for twenty seconds at 43:40

    • @wamatt2476
      @wamatt2476 Год назад +1

      Probably got some bit of music claimed and they had to mute it.

    • @bobbie3713
      @bobbie3713 Год назад

      ​@@wamatt2476They do it prevetely

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler Год назад +4

      Matt said the n word

  • @arelbarosa8779
    @arelbarosa8779 Год назад +6

    They were right to punish Matt for referencing Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

  • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
    @CzolgoszWorkinMan Год назад +6

    I’m Charles Murray and this is Human Biodiversity Wrecking Ball

  • @thetankhunter100
    @thetankhunter100 Год назад +6

    Funny thing is that the street sweeper is a really shitty shotgun.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Год назад

      Depends on range

    • @thetankhunter100
      @thetankhunter100 Год назад +1

      @@Virjunior01 Its shitty irregardless. The things a jammy mess that handles like crap and takes ages to reload. There are plenty of better alternatives he could'ev gone for.

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 Год назад

      I've been told a street sweeper is an AK. Only by black folk interestingly.

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 Год назад +14

    Are they reusing episode titles now? I'm emailing virgil

    • @defundthepolice2007
      @defundthepolice2007 Год назад +2

      What’s that chesta up to these days? Besides being a chesta.

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 Год назад

      He should grow a pair and come back. If he said the right shit, I'm sure this community would forgive him.

    • @defundthepolice2007
      @defundthepolice2007 Год назад +1

      @@twistedoperator4422 For being a chesta?

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 Год назад +1

      @@defundthepolice2007 I don't follow anime.

    • @defundthepolice2007
      @defundthepolice2007 Год назад +2

      @@twistedoperator4422 nice deflection little bih

  • @garygrinkevich6971
    @garygrinkevich6971 Год назад +10

    hmm I'm really starting to think all the political and religious leaders are evil... 🤨🤔

  • @reddeserted13
    @reddeserted13 Год назад +2

    They do the same thing with Ed Abbey's beer cans.

  • @monsignorerasmus.6441
    @monsignorerasmus.6441 Год назад +1

    This is the most prestigious award that Del Monte gives

  • @Name-zd2nb
    @Name-zd2nb Год назад +5

    I'm shiiiiiiiittiiiiing!!!! Uuuugggghhhhaaahhhh!!!!!!
    AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @berto44
    @berto44 Год назад +11

    879th and homosexual

  • @thinkoutloud2144
    @thinkoutloud2144 9 месяцев назад +2

    28:38

  • @Big73Red
    @Big73Red Год назад +8

    I know Matt was joking when he said that Formula 3 wasn’t about the engine but about the skill. But he’s literally right, it’s a spec series where all the cars are literally the same. The best way to put it is, it’s Double A baseball, you’re 2 steps below Formula 1

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Год назад

      The entire point of formula racing is that it’s about the driver, since all the cars are extremely similar (they follow a “formula”). Races like Le Mans are more oriented to showing off how good you can make your car

    • @Big73Red
      @Big73Red Год назад

      @@52flyingbicycles in F2 and F3 all the cars are made by the exact same company. They have the same aero concept, same chassis, same engine it is literally the same. While in F1, yes they do follow a formula, it’s not a spec series and teams have room to play within the rules. For example, Mercedes will make a different car than Ferrari. The Merc might rely more on generating downforce, which would make it faster in the corners, but they won’t be as fast on the straights. While the Ferrari maybe more engine power reliant meaning they’ll have fast straight line speed, but slower cornering. If you look at an F1 car no two are alike and they have 4 different engines that are built to do very different things. While if you take apart an F2 or F3 car it’s going to have the same exact parts and performance.

  • @eespinola
    @eespinola Год назад +2

    I now understand Zen Buddhism.

  • @thedumbdog1964
    @thedumbdog1964 Год назад +15

    What could you possibly have to say about this movie

  • @utkarsh2746
    @utkarsh2746 Год назад +5

    Isn't Goku directly influenced by Journey to the West and maybe Hanuman? So more of a Deadpool type grey character. Not quite Asura or a God. Closer to a Demigod.

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Год назад +5

      It is literally the monkey king from journey to the west lol. But nah it is just a monkey who practiced Religion good. Also Asura are demigods. Also nah to the Hanuman thing that is just goofy academic these things are kind of similar huh logic. There is a reason they are journeying to the west and explicitly disassociates it from that.

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign Год назад +4

      also that is why dragonball goku is so mischievous. The monkey king was a tricky little shit.

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 Год назад

      @@Luminousreign I wasn't applying much logic to it beyond the obvious similarities between the two myths hence the "maybe"

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Год назад +1

      Monkey King Son Wukong. Seen many versions, but the big one was that a monk (I think his name was Sanzo) freed Wukong from his imprisonment by the gods... Wukong was super powerful, but incredibly annoying and uncontrollable. Sanzo found the means by which to keep Wukong under control, and took him on a journey to deliver some important Buddhist scrolls.
      I need to read the original, but it's astounding how many reimaginings and retellings there have been. One is The Forbidden Kingdom, starring Jackie Chan and Jet Li! It's like a weird karate kid type thing with some white kid, but Jet does a great job as Son Wukong. They also get right something other versions have abandoned, which is that Wukong can pluck his own hairs to create clones, part of his trickster personality.
      The free-to-play game Warframe (now in its tenth anniversary) includes this... multiple frames are based off world mythology, and the Wukong frame has the ability to create an independent AI clone to work with him, create a staff with ridiculous range (Goku's Nyoibo/Power Pole), and transform into a cloud to fly.

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej Год назад +1

      For sure Sun Wukong was Buddhist. Or just liked to hang with Buddhists, always telling his Buddhist boss “yeah, I’m down for enlightenment, soon as I’m done kicking everyone’s ass.”

  • @achmeineye
    @achmeineye Год назад +4

    May-reeo Cart

  • @jonasuriel7936
    @jonasuriel7936 Год назад +2

    For your algorithm

  • @Puketapu
    @Puketapu Год назад +9

    You have to wonder if Warren Buffet has this kind of insanity?

    • @kodakgreen6047
      @kodakgreen6047 Год назад +3

      No, you don't.

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, he is insane. All billionaires are.

  • @gliscameria
    @gliscameria Год назад +5

    Will's take on dude having hitler stuff in his house - "IT SHOULD BE IN A MUSEAUM!" /jk

  • @JJ44595
    @JJ44595 Год назад +2

    What does Biden say at the beginning?

    • @RumHam5570
      @RumHam5570 Год назад +9

      It’s something he said to Al Roker on the Easter weekend. Biden was asked if he’s planning on running a re-election campaign in 2024.
      Biden responds: “Well, I'll either, I'll either be rolling egg or uh, being the guy, you know, the guy who's pushing them out,”

    • @inprofile741
      @inprofile741 Год назад +11

      "yeah right - what did she have, a bong hit transplant?"

    • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
      @CzolgoszWorkinMan Год назад

      an egg or

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Год назад

      @@RumHam5570 lmao, just now understanding what he said and holy shit is his brain dying

  • @RumHam5570
    @RumHam5570 Год назад +1

    16:57 is that the opening riff of ‘Corona’ by the Minutemen?

  • @Rusland55
    @Rusland55 Год назад +6

    To be fair to Hitler (?), he wasn't a great painter (he couldn't paint people), but his stuff is not motel art.

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Год назад +10

      The sad reality is that his art isn’t even bad looking, it’s just mid, which is almost worse than if he sucked in a way that was interesting to look at

    • @Will_Moffett
      @Will_Moffett Год назад +1

      You mean like it's not good enough to be motel art?

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Год назад +2

      ​​@@Will_Moffett no... it's very good... just not interesting in the least. Like... you don't feel anything when looking at a painting of a row of brownstones on a street.
      Technical skill and brushwork, recreating what he saw? Nice. But the subjects were nothing, and you felt nothing. I guess that's what the schools might have said, but jeez... fucking cultivate someone like that. Help him find motivation and inject some soul into his work.

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo Год назад +8

    The Dalai Lama didn’t suck the kid’s tongue. He kissed the kid on the mouth and then asked him to suck his tongue after a long beat.
    Joking around and being playful in kissing a kid - ok I can understand that there are cultural differences around that and maybe something was lost in translation. It seems like another thing entirely to then ask a kid to suck your tongue.

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Год назад +8

      He's a pedo, multiple paragraphs aren't necessary

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Год назад +4

      Yeah a paternal kiss for a child can be cultural, but adding tongue? Weeeeeiiiiirrrrd

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 Год назад

    His granpappy, jim, is rolling in his mausoleum 🙈💦

  • @QUAKERSATTACKS97
    @QUAKERSATTACKS97 Год назад +15

    They really baited us into thinking this was something listenable (a review of the Ben Stiller classic) and instead published one of their podcasts

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Год назад +9

      That's exactly a _you_ problem.

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon Год назад +2

      I wanted a review of Ben Stiller Classic, not a podcast episode reminding me of the underbelly of our 'democracy'

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 Год назад +2

      Your mom's bait.

  • @rulfus7
    @rulfus7 Год назад +3

    4th and gay

  • @Everson33
    @Everson33 Год назад +4

    1st😁🤘

  • @Ror55555
    @Ror55555 Год назад

    Allo

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 Год назад

    This kundun I don’t like it

  • @Will_Moffett
    @Will_Moffett Год назад +4

    I'm pro cultural appropriation which I see as the main benefit of a diverse society. I think white people understand rap. I think black people understand to-do lists and heavy metal too. But I think very few if any white people understand the ideology of Clarence Thomas. Most black people don't either but we possibly can. He's actually extremely close to Obama in his political philosophy which I call black nihilism. Clarence is loving life right now. He hasn't been this self satisfied since he put Bush in office. People discussing the Nazi fetishism of his benefactor is sending Thomas river rafting on dopamine. If he has a heart attack soon they will say he was stressed by this episode, but it will actually be because he was too overwhelmed with delight.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Год назад +5

      ... "to-do lists?" What's that supposed to mean?

    • @TheRCish
      @TheRCish Год назад +8

      This guy just said to-do lists are white culture LMAO

    • @Will_Moffett
      @Will_Moffett Год назад +2

      @@TheRCish Fetishizing a day to day agenda? Def white, def not something enslaved people would do. When your black its like same shit different day. When your white its like yeah ill do this and then that do that and its gonna get me this and get me that. See the difference?

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 Год назад +6

      ​@@Will_Moffett hi, black person here who was born from freed slaves who aided the Haitian revolution:
      Speak. For. Yourself. We all don't see ourselves as "enslaved people" some of us know we come from fighters, warriors, teachers, doctors, engineers, scientists, farmers, lawyers, and far, far more. Black people are so much more than what slavery did to us.
      I don't like Thomas or Obama, but I'm not gonna say something as stupid as it's "white" to have basic planning skills.
      If anyone's a black nihilist, it's you who'd rather pin our culture to being subjugated and not when we fought back in the 1960s onward, not just here but in Africa where many revolutions kicked off.
      Pathetic

  • @hannibalb8276
    @hannibalb8276 Год назад +3

    As a kid I remember my father showing me a hitler youth knife he got from somewhere, he mostly collected firearms and was just a war nerd that thought it was neat history

  • @coreyw2124
    @coreyw2124 Год назад +3

    I would love a hitler painting or a signed book lol, it’s just cool to have as a historical item. I’d love anything from any of the big names in ww2, but you have to assume Hitlers stuff is the hardest to get

    • @letmedie4524
      @letmedie4524 Год назад

      It’s always picked up by some British collectors

  • @thomashorn8488
    @thomashorn8488 Год назад +10

    Really disappointed to hear the inaccurate comments about the Dalai Lama. I may be the only Tibetan Buddhist who listens to this show but it shows a lot of ignorance about a person who is very important to a community that is struggling. I understand you guys are trying to be funny but without the context of what happened or any information about who he is and what he strives to do as a religious leader you are poisoning a well that China is already pissing in. It really makes me reconsider how I listen to the podcast because if you can be so wrong about something like this because of lack of research what else are you not researching? I don't know if this feedback makes it to anyone who matters but I was hurt by this and hope it can change. If we can't be on the same side as someone like the Dalai Lama then I don't think there is any hope for any of us.

    • @jacobs2099
      @jacobs2099 Год назад +26

      If we can't get behind a pedophilic CIA op, is there any hope left for us?

    • @travismmedina
      @travismmedina Год назад +12

      Stop defending the undefendable

    • @borger99
      @borger99 Год назад +13

      L Mao

    • @slickdastardly6045
      @slickdastardly6045 Год назад +14

      Why would you write this weepy shit in defense of a man who owned slaves?

    • @rivid
      @rivid Год назад +13

      Man I still wish CumTown wasn't over. This would have made an amazing episode. Also tl;dr go tongue kiss a little boy or whatever.

  • @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm
    @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm Год назад +3

    I was never here

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Год назад +5

    God, Felix is so unfunny

    • @jasondaveries9716
      @jasondaveries9716 Год назад +16

      do you leave this same comment on every video they upload?

    • @jordand5555
      @jordand5555 Год назад +7

      Stay mad and go bald

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago Год назад

      @@jordand5555 Felix will still be unfunny

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Год назад +4

      @@Louie_The_Dago he’s as funny as this bit you’re doing. You should keep doing it.

    • @Cussy69_420
      @Cussy69_420 Год назад

      Gay

  • @mtunit
    @mtunit Год назад +2

    Wait, where am I ?