Bald Cure... goes Metal! [Kenneth Copeland]
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- Pastor Kenneth Copeland goes heavy metal.
Hair Grow
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At this point, I am 100% convinced this is an intentional collaboration.
It was freaking genius, that's for sure.
Laughing so hard, thanks
Man I'm chocking XD
God works in mysterious ways ?.........
Proof metal is music of Biblical orders of magnitude.
this is the weirdest version of heads shoulders knees and toes I've ever heard
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
also best version easily
😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
And also the weirdest version of "one little finger"
He didn't say, "Brain, I call you well" because he doesn't want the people to realize they've been lied to.
After 30 years of searching I found my favorite genre of music
Me favrite gen is ok’d music new music shit
You nailed it. So did I.
The new Christian metal is 🔥
I never really understood people who are so into music but now I kinda get it.
Biblical Doom Metal
André Antunes : Master of Puppets.
Kenneth Copeland : Pastor of Muppets
you win the internet today, good sir
Hallelujah I bet you put your hands on your brain to come up with that
>pastor of muppets
incredible song by Street Smart Cyclist
Damn, that was funny.
Brilliant! 🤣👍
He missed the brain, makes sense
Hahaha 😂
He intentionally skipped it just in case the healing actually worked, because if it did they would think, "what the hell am I doing here?!"
Good one!!
You have to have one to point at it, so he and the Scarecrow are going to have to wait.
nice
Hearing him say "I'm a child of the light" is like hearing Darth Sidious say he believes in the light side of the force.
"I love democracy." -Space Satan
The man is clearly a fraud, but he has such a natural musical voice.
What exactly is the principal difference between his fraud and the general fraud called 'religion'?
@@anderse7039 depends on what religion you are referring to
@@mrbeastvlogs9635 All of them, of course. They're all the same heap of lies and deception.
@@anderse7039 what do you mean by that?
@@anderse7039 you don't have an answer?
Instresting
Getting bald people to put their hands on their head and shout "Hair - grow!" is almost Borat level ridicule
Hair...I like you...do you like me? Nice!!! High-five!!!
Yeah, he had to think about it before he went there: Too far? Nah, these rubes’ll lap it up. (And they did.)
😂
not almost...it is ridicule !! This guy clearly uses the name of God to be some sort of rock star and those innocent people are getting fooled by the idea that Jesus is some kind of waiter...pathetic. But at least he's being good for something: the song was awesome !!!!!!!
@@Waterfield_Robbie facts christianity is basically a corporate scam at this point
Just when I thought that Kenneth couldn't get any crazier, he gets crazier.
But that is exactly how God wants us all to be: a fool in the eyes of the world is wise in the eyes of our Maker! 1 Corinthians 3:18!!! #Amen!
BPence89 - nothing compared to the madness which will unfold when the communists are in power... within a year this guy Kenneth might look like a empathic primary school teacher compared to the ‘woke’ politicians and media who are taking over
@@c0nstantin86 easier for a big and thick ship rope pass through the eye of a needle than a millionaire with private jets enter the kingdom of heaven
@Reformed White Knight
@@ReformedWhiteKnight What did "woke" people do that's so bad?
That realisation of "What the actual fuck am I doing right now?" 1:31
I believe the black couple divorced due to irreconcilable differences after this.
BALD SPOTS I CALL YOU GONE 😲
I had the same exact thought
Did you see the eye roll right when the camera panned 🤣
@@XRTVicious his whole head would have to disappear 🤣🤣
as a Christian, this man is insane. Pretty sure he sees himself as God.
As a non- christian, i also think this man is insane. Also he has an evil look in his eyes
As a dog with a high I.Q. who has learned to type, I too think this guy is insane.
@@CanumaamunaC and about 80 teeth
Plot twist: He actually is God, trolling Earth because He is bored.
@@Anthroponeural 😂😂😂😂
This guy is insane, but these people who pay to see him are as crazy as he is
They are deceived. It is tragic.
Lol These people can and do vote. It's a worry...
So are people that pay to much money to see a over priced concert.
I have a theory, people have microchips implanted an hear the guitar whenever he gives those talks. The prosperity Church is just ahead of us with Cyberpunk shit.
Not insane at all but a money earner and a man of religious business...
The creepy laugh makes this so much more metal
It’s because he’s can believe that the people are buying into his every word. Even he knew the grow hair thing was ridiculous but he still had hundreds of people doing it
Kenneth Copeland is the greatest Metal frontman ever. Change my mind....
My hair is growing right now, so clearly you are right. Rock on!
Sure the next Sabbath front man.
Unfortunately, I gotta agree with ya.
@@anjofael19 Sad but true.
That guy in blue at 1:04 actually rocking to the rhythm has me dying in tears! 😅 This is genius!!
1:32 - "Hair grow!" and the bald guy is just like "man, this sounds like he's bullshitting us..."
Or, he could be like,
“This bitch vibin’.”
Yeah but he's the guy on the left now
@@stevenrosscarpenter That would be a weird look... And might convince me that KC has a true connection to the LAWD!
I needed help with my back - this is just what I was looking for! HEALED I AM!!
My neck hurts though - from headbanging.
Thank-you for your testimony!
@@theproducertm hahahaha I know. This is so pure
But now speaking like Yoda you are!
You gave Copland his sense of style ehhh style I call you well!!!
That part @ 1:08 has me dying! 🤣☠️
"Yeah, I'm gonna do it..."
"sHpinAlL SteOnOziSh iSHz bEinG cLeeAreD uP!"
This is amazing and addicting, Andre, as always. And your baby's laugh is just the cutest 💕
Thank Satan he got that private jet. Now he can write metal lyrics in peace without being in a tube full of demons.
😂😂😂
God made that plane so cheap for me, I just HAD to buy it!
Lmao!
But the most metal lyrics you'll ever hear are usually written in a tube full of demons. Jus sayin'.
@@amedeosicari810 if I were to ask them about your beliefs, wouldn't they tell me the same thing that you just said about theirs? Who gets to decide? Why should I believe you over them?
Even the guy at 1:35 is like, "Okay this is stupid" lol. But this song rules
Look! Its that guy that does that thing!
I love your channel
I noticed that guy too, he really doesn't want to do stupid shit but doesn't want to be the odd one out lol... "I'll just do it, I'm sure he'll stop in a second... oh crap, it's not stopping"
Dude is my spirit animal
Guess he doesn't have the faith to cure his baldness /s
This is hilarious and really well made. Also, I haven't seen a person look more like a Sith lord since Pope Benedict.
I love his blank stare as the song starts.🤣
When you play, “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes” for Satan the devil.
My thought exactly, as this chant was going on.
😂😂😂
LOLOL
“When you know heavy metal, you will hear it in all things.” - miyamoto musashi
Not sure that’s an exact quote, but yeah that’s pretty much what he was trying to say.
There have never been truer words spoken. My brain just automatically puts a metal drum beat and shredding guitars to any melody and tune I hear.
My favorite quote from book of the five strings.
🍻
@@thefriendlessgamer8552 brilliant
0:34 to 0:52...Please expand this and make it into a full song! I cant get this tune out of my head! You are so freaking awesome man!
1:28 Haair Growwth 😂 first time to know that baldness is sickness .
I hope Kenneth copeland comes on South Park
I like that idea but idk what they would do bc he already is a real life south park character
With Andre and his guitar lol
South Park faces the same problem as Babylon Bee. Craziness is outpacing imagination.
@@TheMCzorro If he did come on South Park, they'd need to have Andre tail him, playing metal everytime Kenneth opened his mouth.
@@jackwong5816 best idea ever :)
Damn, Ken could've been an incredible metal singer, but he decided to go the most metal thing possible and be the actual devil.
HAHAHAHA
Nah, calling BS on that. Not the devil just a scam artist and can't sing for shit.
He sounds like Alex Jones
Can we please not sully the Devil's good name here
@@yarororororor6417 He does! Has Andre made music to accompany Alex?
this is the best... This guy has more talent in his nail clippings than I will ever have...
This is my favorite one by Andre so far...so many changes and the most technical of the bunch.
This is the only christian metal I'll ever listen to
Theres some good christian metal out there though
You're missing out. Check out Red, Phineas, Demon Hunter, Living Sacrifice. They are all pretty amazing christian metal bands...
Stryper?
There's mick gordon
With Blood Comes Cleansing
Lyrics:
Elbow, I call you well. Back, I call you well
Knees, I call you well. Feet, I call you well
Kidneys, I call you well. Bladder, I call you well
Stomach, I call you well. Intestines, I call you well
Knees, I call you well. Thighs, I call you well
Eyes, I call you well
Thank You, Jesus! Thank You, Jesus!
Thank You, Jesus! Yeah! Oh, ah, uh, uh! Yeah!
Yeah! Yes! Yeah, I'm gonna do, I am gonna do it!
Let me unde--! Put your hands on your head like that
Bald spots, I call you gone
HAAAAIIIIRRRR!!!! GROOOOWWWW!!!!
Ahahahahaha!!
HAAAAIIIIRRRR!!!! GROOOOWWWW!!!!
All hey! He's in the room! Glory to God!
Healing is happening! Healing is here!
It isn't o-! Glory to God! Hallelujah!
Thank You, Lord Jesus!
I'm telling you, this lung thing is big
This is just huge. It's going all over the--
Oh! Hey! You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna intercede.
Put your hands on your lungs
And shout this with me: CO! VID! NINE! TEEN!!
I CURSE YOU! GET OUTTA HERE!!
GET OUTTA MY LUNGS! GET OUTTA MY BODY!!
I am not sick! I have been healed!
And the devil's trying to take my health away from me
But you can't have it, principality
You can't have it, power
You can't have it, ruler of the darkness of this world
You don't rule me! I'm a child of the light
I'm born of the light! I wear the armor of light!
I walk in the light as He is in the light!
The utterance of His Word brings light!!
GET OUTTA HERE, SPIRIT OF DARKNESS!!
GET OUTTA HERE, SPIRIT OF DEATH!!!
HOW DARE YOU TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO
TO TOUCH THIS, DON'T TOUCH THIS,
TO TOUCH THIS, THIS, THIS
TEMPLE OF THE LIVING GAAAWWWWW!!!
Oh, oh, oh! Oh, hallelujah! Oh, hallelujah!
Oh, hallelujah! Oh, hallelujah!
I said, oh, hallelujah! Oh!
("holy beatboxing")
LOL! Perfect!
you forgot Copeland speaking in tongues after lmao
3:47
Oh!
O beycaystuh!
O beycaystuh, lallacharė shneygo no konatama!
and WAAAAGH
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
"Heads, shoulders, knees, and toes" is a lot more rocking than I remember it...
Oh my God, oh my God! This guy is fucking brilliant! I’m already so high, but this just took me over the edge! But seriously, brilliant writing. I can’t believe how syncopated you are, and in step with what the speaker is saying.
The bald black dude wasn't really buying it for getting some hair growth.
You're right Seth. He wasn't
Lmao
Makes you think, why as he there in the first place lol
Period!!🤣
He looked so embarrassed 😂
"Brain I call you well..."
I'm sure he omitted that intentionally.
BWAHAHAHA I was just thinking that!
I was wondering when he was going to get to 'welling' his brain!
When he laughs it feels like hateful mockery. Copeland is a fascinating object lesson in demonology.
Also, great music as always, sir! \m/
If there ever was a Troll under the bridge this is what he would look like.
"what kind of music do you like?" "... Kenneth Copeland core"
😂🤣🤣🤟🤟
Buddy at 1:32 is all like "I cant believe my wife dragged me to this shit"
I did not even realize that, that man looked like he really wanted to say that too.
How do i stop being addicted to this videos?! LOL
The ohh hallelujah part in 3:25 was so cool. I like the sounds of the guitar.
this preacher guy is so evil this music suits him so well. when hes telling bald men to put their hands over their head and say '' hair grow '' and then laughed at them i lost it hahahahahah. what a predator these vids are hilarious man please keep making more!
I bet he's had a hair transplant. We know it died black.
He is like a cult leader.So scary
Metal isn’t evil, but ya…
Rock and metal is not bad but you know. They only know how to curse and hate others ha ha ha
its funny cuz hes clearly got hair plugs lmfao
This better stop. I am turning charismatic metal christian.
Nahh bro that man is a scammer.
He’s more satanic that any metal band
Yeah, I know. Scams those who seek easy answers and community to raise his castle. Even more metal
@@anthonycaminiti8734 he even looks like a fucking devil lmao
I miss hair metal, maybe Copeland and Quit Riot could do a comeback tour.
Should have seen my wifes face when she come Home, hearing high volume christian kinda motivation speaches mixed up with metal chords.
THAT…WAS…PRICELESS!
Thanks Form Germany. Keep doing this you are amazing!
I made the mistake of having a mouthful of liquid when the 1,000 yard stare hit. I nearly choked
The question ain't whether Andre deserves the grammy,
the question is whether the grammy deserves Andre !
1:30 that guy is like "y'all fucking serious right now" lol
Imagine your wife dragging you there every sunday and you can't do shit against it 🤣
Yeah I noticed him🤣
This Modern Pastor-Core 🔥🔥🔥
The Best metal riffs compiled into one song, hands down 🔥🔥🔥👌💪
Possibly the best in this series.
Nah, the best is "Get out of my car!"
@@Danil4890 Now!!
NOOOOOW!
@@Danil4890 agreed. I must have watched it 10 times now
I like all of the Kenneth Copeland video remixes, but The Wind of God is special to me, the whole riffs and style is what I seek in metal music, I could listen to a full album of that!
@@RealDeathMetalLover yes me too
Man starts speaking in tongues and Andre's just like "Nope, I can't do this anymore."
I am a JEW and am BALD. I have tried everything including this!!!!!!! My hair started growing back when I played this full volume due to the awesome music. Thank you and PRAISE JC:)
Thanks. All day at work I'm singing " knees I call you well" in my head.
Bald spot I call you gone!! Hahahahah god needs to get his priorities in order
Just preaching to his audience! Imagine being the dude the camera man runs up to during the baldness prayer 😐
Kenneth told my bald head to be gone, now I have a full afro?
This is actually the magnificent fourth part of an EPIC METAL SYMPHONY titled "KENNETH COPELAND VS. COVID-19" and divided up into four sections: 1) Judgement execution; 2) The Wind of God; 3) The Media Says; 4) Get Out of my Lungs. It is being a massive success.
I almost fell out if my chair after he put his hands on his head and called bald spots "Gone." 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes a guitar solo seems so hard... but that riffs, this song.. THIS is so hard to play ..Andre you are a Genius. ... AMEN.
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF YOUR KENNETH COPELAND CREATIVITY!!!! (all caps and several exclamation points on purpose to show enthusiasm and truthiness)
The best ness is truthiness!
Speaking pure truthiness brother
The crazy part is playing this all in one take. He has to remember the whole speech lol...
The preacher? I assume he "improvises," makes shit up as he goes along.
I thought the same when I realized this is a whole "song", not just a dozen of seconds!
@@ewqdsacxz765 i think he's referring to the guitarist
He forgot “Shlong I call you well” “Shloooong grow!”
I feel like this matching soundtrack to speech should be used in movies! It makes the characters who speak while this is happening endlessly powerful - can be applied to unstoppable villains or super couragous heroes, and can show who has the upper hand in a confrontation, or exactly that people are emotionally and literally in tune with each other! :)
Your baby is really good at chess
Next child prodigy. Watch for the baby to go grandmaster in a few years.
Sing it with me...."Heads, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes!"
Dude...this is legit art. It's amazing how you find the rhythmic structures in human speech and complement them. I gotta ask, do you do any time or pitch shift to the original audio? I mean it wouldn't be a crime if you did, but all the more fucking amazing if you didn't.
Consider me impressed and a fan.
1:56 That's genius! xD
Kenneth's knees and back aren't so well after carrying the entire metal community by himself
But don’t worry, he’ll expel the pain by wishing it well
@@piperfournier5477 amen! We need more bangers
@@arongebremeskel6501 We do! 😂
4 people in the audience still have male pattern baldness.
It's now up to 35 people lacking faith to heal their bald spots.
@@IKARIANOFFICIAL oh for the love of the flying spaghetti monster! It’s like vanity doesn’t even matter...
...and ALL the women of color wearing wigs
@@argentivulpes2813 they’re called CROWNS, and they’re GREAT. 😂
Omigod. I don't know whether to laugh or head bang. Both? Perfection.
It's all Good! .... I mean Well ! (Incredible guitar playing and sense of humor}!!
when he sings "COVID 19" it's like he's doing a version of his earlier hit single
It's a recurring motif in his upcoming concept album.
I'm trying to decide what is more genius, that comment or the reply!!!
I lost it with the “Aahhahahahaha” scream with his hands on his head.
Laughing because of how insane he is
He's mocking them baldies
0:07 pure love! ❤️
Your baby in the beginning is the CUTEST EVER!!
That guy is nuts but hes perfect for your tunes!!
"Those that can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."-Voltaire
Excellent comment...☝️
Befits Trump
@@Rob_132 Why attribute this nonsense to Trump. My recollection is that he was not too religious until he needed those Christian people. Isn't Biden a long time Catholic? Also foolish, but nothing like these. Copeland is a laughing stock; a joke, a fraud, yes I say it in print. If its libelous, sue me.
thank you!
the "don't touch this, this temple of a living god" part actually sounds like a frickin heavy metal song 🤣🤘
Metal Church
There's actually a band called Living Sacrifice. Maybe you'll like their music .
I had to ruin your 69 likes, sorry. :)
@@xenokarasu HOW DARE YOU! :O
The point is, Andre is a consummate musician who can make me enjoy ANY CHARLATAN out there! Kudos!
These are some of the best metal tracks I have heard. Can't stop repeating Copeland and the hail Faucci songs. Masterpieces of metal!
Never thought I’d be into “Hair Metal” but this song rips
Underrated comment
You have to wonder how many people in attendance squealed when Copeland said "Covid-19" because they knew new metal was coming.
Wow... you REALLY embraced this and it was perfection.
These preachers are nuts! You did a fab job. The baby is the cutest!
Andre, this is one of your best to date. Simply stunning how you nail all these time signatures, tempo changes, mood swings, EVERYTHING. And to top it off your songs slap harder than most of my library! Thank you my guy for sharing the metal with all of us!!
Metal Is Lord!
Hey great to see you here!!
Yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make America Metal Again 🤘
Coming from somebody of your incredible talent, this means something. Cheers!
No
Killer Job,....man I know that is some work that goes into that.....Andre is the king of... { METALLAFICATION } of the rhythmic Timing of the Human Soul.
Going to church to pray for hair...😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this channel more each day
I wonder if Ken has ever watched these 😂
You can be sure he is watching and headbanging like HELL :D
@ pokolra való igazi hamis próféta rohadék mint németh
Kenneth got Saturday night mosh pit rehearsals in his basement and perfoms the live shows a Capella on Sundays.
@ don't you mean headbanging like heaven? (i also see what you did there)
YOO that "I call you WELL" groove is a legit bop.
This is fkn priceless! 1000% creatively hilarious!
Ngl this is probably the most complex tune to date, and it's fucking AWESOME. I hope this never ends.
Probably the lengthiest too, almost like a masterfully constructed medley.
This content is always so good, but honestly something I just can't watch it because Kenneth is so damn creepy
My God!!! 😂😂😂 I can't stop watch those videos!!!
Mr. Antune, these are just awesome! Thank you!
person: *speaks normally*
Andre Antunes: is this metal???!!???
"normally"
HAHAHAHAAA!!!
This is the only way I could possibly listen to Kenneth Copeland.
Same haha
Of course!
This might be my favorite of your Copeland beauties! A Billboard #1 hit!!
Dude I'm all around your videos these days. It takes a lot of talent to do what you do. It really is musical genius and at the same time you make me shit myself laughing.