Hilariously CHAOTIC TikTok's I Found At 2AM
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Jay being involved in the videos more now is just A+ 😂
100%!! Love Jay, love sibling appearances. 🙌
agreed i adore jay xD
Jolly Joyous Jay 😎
YAS MA’AAMMMMMM ✨✨🫰🏻🫰🏻
The opposite of my grade
Her going “I have a BOYFRIEND!” Makes me happy for her. I’m gunna die alone but at least Kris is happy!
It’s ok, I am too lol
Same lol
Why not be a godmother
I’ll hook up with one of you 😏
@@infamouswickedjokestardoes dogmother count
I love how Kris is just really comfortable about being herself in videos and not pretending to be something she's not. I love her videos and how she is just genuinely funny and pretty. EVERYONE WHO READS THIS COMMENT KRIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!
KRIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!
KRISTINA IS BEAUTIFUL
Yas girl
KRIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!
The commitment from Jay in this video... chef's kiss 👏👏👏
Can we all appreciate how kris make us feel happier just by being herself
yes
yes
Agreed! 100%! I do wish she’d realise how awesome she is and not be mean to herself so much. FFS! I just realised I need to listen to myself too! 🤦♀️ Ugh! Epiphanies aren’t just a b**tard to spell, they’re a b**tard to have too. 🤦♀️
Revised comment, I wish we all realised our awesomesauceness! And I love Kris oodles, she’s fun snd pretty! But mainly a really good person, I love that s**t, keep it up!🩵🩵🩵
Indeed.
slay
My high school counselor was charged with 80 counts of possessing child pornography and the district still allowed him to retire instead of terminating him. Before he was officially charged they were only going to suspend him without pay even though the police found evidence on his work computer. Still blows my mind to this day.
And senior year my choir teacher screamed in my face during class when I told her I was going to miss practice because I was having my wisdom teeth removed. It’s was a literal scream, like she’d gone feral or something.
Looking back, HS was wild and I’m still shocked at the things our teachers, staff and admin got away with.
On that first part, year after I graduated (but my sibling was still attending), the school resource officer and two coaches got busted for cp. Still not quite sure how the three being escorted out went, given the resource officer was always armed while there
wasn't expecting to read this today but you know smt new everyday-
Wtffff what state was this in?? And what is a resource officer?? Lol
@laurenavallone5625 resource officer is an active duty cop assigned to a school. Not sure about OP, but my hs was in Virginia
I had a teacher in grade 8 who tried to force me to run around the school grounds in my bra 🤯🤬 not a chance
Every time Kris compliments us and says “you look great” or “ your outfit is stunning “ or something like that I’m always looking like a homeless person 😅 love you aunty Kris!!❤
AUNTY?!?!?!?!
NOW AUNTY KRIS!!
I AM a house less person so I Def appreciate her..I don't usually look like one tho cuz I do still have SOME pride😂😂😂
No, fr I be looking like a dead person who just crawled out of their grave
Rats are generally so intelligent and loving more than alot of other animals but tbf dogs are definitely the best! All the way *love you Kevin!* ❤❤
we need to collectively make kris feel better at all times so she never has another bangs-cutting existential crisis ever again
But in the reaction video with Celina that just posted her bangs are FIRE! Made me want to break out the hair cutting scissors on my own fringe.
But her bangs are adorable ❤ with a face like that.. come on now ✨️
No bc this makes me feel so good bc I have the same kind of bangs😭
@@SkzKpopMindsame 😢
Honestly, that has to be one of the best styling with bangs whipped up in a few minutes that I've seen.
Kris always stomps her new styles into the dirt in the ditch, but she always looks like she stepped out from high end stylist.
The more I see from Kris, the more certain I get that she's the sort that would help out getting next year's firewood for a day, be miffed about her looks but still look like a slightly dirty million $.
Editor Jay just delivers above and beyond the call of duty, he really has Kris' back and makes her shine as the star she is, while delivering zingers of his own making!
I too have several horror stories from school, but most aren't fit for any sort of print or public discussion, because they're probably in the same league as the ones that Kris wouldn't mention and could be in breach of RUclips comments rules...
But those cases that both Kris and Jay mentioned are so bad in their own rights and should have had consequences for the educators involved.
Masterclass as always Kris and Jay, thank you both for the entertainment, please take care and stay safe.
That's alot of words.
@@maddimichael576
This is short to be me and you'll get a short answer back.
But aren't Kris worth the time and effort?
2:12 domesticated rats are actually cleaner than the average cat or dog! also they don’t bite unless something is wrong, just thought i’d put that out there :)
That comment about the rats hurt my soul. Domesticated rats are one of the most sweetest and loving pets you can get. There is a reason they are nicknamed Pocket Puppies. You can teach them tricks and even train them to use a litter box.
They are very smart and are far from being dirty.
(Sorry for the rant, it just makes me sad that rats get a bad rap)
I 10000% agree. People don't realize they are up with dolphins, pigs, and dogs on the intelligence level. Sure, wild rats can carry diseases, but so can feral dogs and cats. In captivity, they make fantastic pets!
I had a friend that owned rats :3 they ate each other…
(I need therapy)
Petition for Kris and Jay to give us their traumatizing teacher stories and for us fans to submit some of our own experiences because I think we can all agree we've been messed up by some teachers.
yes i would love that vid
A Jr high teacher and my high school principal caused me to miss my Jr. High and high school graduations, respectively. I never went to college, so the only graduation I ever had was kindergarten😅
Both are insane stories worth telling.
@@jomama-rj5yq wait that's kind of borderline s3x offender stuff. I'm truly sorry. Did you tell your parents?
@@JayMarvel07 why the hell did they do that? Did they have it out for you? 'Cause I had teachers who didn't like me and would make my life unnecessarily hard.
@youtubecommentergal4346 the Jr. High teacher is a mystery. We had no issues that I knew of. The high school principal was a bully and a tyrant. She had her "favorites" to pick on and I never fell into any of her traps that she'd use to get people in trouble as an excuse to suspend them, so I guess she settled for costing me my graduation.
Kris: fantasises about being able to steal then warns us not to do it.
Also Kris: pulls out NO button 'accidentally' taken from celina like months ago 😂😂
Love it.
Hey Kris, just saying, you look amazing every single day and I’m sure everyone wishes you all the best. Thank you for bringing light into lives, making hilarious videos for us to watch. You are amazing!
The bangs are so cute! I'd never lie to you about your beauty, Kris 🤩
Honestly I think we need a video of Jay and Kris just talking about there horrible teachers.
Absolutely!!
And other things too 😅
Agreed! 😁😎
Agreed, but it's their*
*their, ur teacher was horrible too lol
A: Your channel is brilliant and you're great!
B: I'm so happy to see you happy in a relationship and Caleb seems like a great guy.
C: Jay is awesome. Definitely not a loser, an excellent actor and epic editor.
D: Thanks for making me smile, it doesn't happen often
Caleb’s (oompa villie) awsome frfr - Kris and him are a great match
E: Her hair is ✨fabulous✨
I totally agree with you about the wanting to be able to pickpocket thing. My mom and I have said for a while that someone needs to make an immersive experience where you try to steal things. Like it’s a part of the game or whatever. Because we both agree, we wanna test our ability to be sneaky.
4:21 Snape walking is an entire mood same with Lucius Malfoy but adding like 50% more of “I'm so full of myself” to the “I have place to be”.
I love when Kris gives you bad advice but then she’s like “don’t do that!” 😁😅
seeing Kris so happy with herself is amazing. you look stunning, girl. don't let anyone tell you differently.
I like the bangs!
6:42 respect to this man for politely continuing his day when told no instead of being a trash named chad who would harass them for a hurt ego. Hes gonna find a good one =)
Also why do those monster things faces remind me of smiling dogs but rainbow
I agree with Kris on the pickpocketing 😅 I really want to learn how to be able to do that, just to impress people, cause I could never live with myself if I actually stole things
Slay
Id love to see Kris do a teacher story time with Jay where they talk about all their weird teachers they had over the years!
Kris and Jay both make me so happy and weirdly improves my mental health with her dark humor💀😭 love you guys!
I had rats as pets years ago. They're very social and clean, too. They groom themselves and the others a lot, just like cats. They're also very smart and love to learn tricks and such. And they make their humans part of their families so the bond is strong.
We don't catch them in the wild, either, so they don't carry diseases. 😅 And if they're socialized from a young age they won't bite.
I just couldn't do it anymore because they don't live very long and the constant heartbreak was just too much.
So true though! I hate how much rats are stigmatized :(
As a rat owner I can fully confirm that I am a rat
Can we just apprecitate how she can make us smile with just the smallest compliment❤❤
I love her hair!! Also can we just take a moment and appreciate how kris just makes us 10x happier each day
exactly!
Yes😊
Absolutely!
the light blonde hair is definitely the best in my opinion red is fine I mean the woman could wear a brown paper bag and still look like a 10 but the white blonde hair looks best in my opinion.
Having a rat as a pet is pretty cool. They are like tiny dogs you can learn them some tricks and they are coming when you call them 😁
love Ur stile in literally EVRYTHING! , CLOTHES,MAKUP, HAIR I ADOR U KRIS ♥♥
can we appreciate Jay and Kris for taking the time to make these hilariously videos happen for us. thank you so much for making our days 😍
L u c k y
F a n.
Jay; Im not an actor
Also Jay: Proceeds later to reenact the whole teacher story
I love your bangs, Kris!! They're gorgeous! ❤️
I enjoy your videos and the humor you bring to them. I also find your eyes to be captivating.
Let’s be real, Kris is always complimenting us, it’s her turn. YOU LOOK STUNNING, YOU SLAY THOSE BANGS, AND YOU MAKE EVERYONE IN VICINITY TO YOU HAPPIER AND MORE BOSTON/BRITISH
Let's be honest, Aunt Kris never fail to put a smile on our faces❤
Honestly I love her bangs sm they are so cute and pretty with her hair style and color she is beautiful in general
Kris, your bangs look amazing!! I love the hair color too!! love u sm as always and thank you for being you
Anyone else LOVE it whenever kris compliments us it feels so personal every time love your content ❤️❤️❤️
I can't take them well, like Kris herself 😛
Appreciate & admire her for that & everything else
Anybody else absolutely LIVE for the chaotic energy that oozes from Kris's videos.
Thank you so much for your amazing channel and vibrant personality. I've just come out of an extremely abusive marriage, and am going through a very difficult divorce, yet watching your channel always puts a smile on my face, even on the worst day😃
Jay!!!! ME TOO, about getting called a loser by a teacher!!!!!!! It was the most surreal confusing moment ever and it happened more than once by different teachers! Emotional damage 900%.
I’m gonna go cry and wipe my tears with my six pet rats.
But seriously, I think Kris should do a video meeting obscure exotic pets and give them a chance. It’d be hilarious and she might change her mind. My rats have changed the minds of multiple people who felt similarly to Kris (my husband included) because they’re just so silly and loving
Little puppies c: My sister has owned rats for years and they are the sweetest little frens💙
Plus, as pets go, their bodies are pretty clean. They are scavengers and will scavenge filthy things when needed, but they prefer to be clean and when they are in captivity theyre pretty comparatively clean.
Yeah cuz I almost died when she said snakes man I was like ☠️ What da hail
Yes I agree! Rats are such sweet, loving and smart creatures and no one gives them a chance😢
Pet rats are adorable! And, um....humans and many animals carry diseases....I mean it's true, eh?
9:47 thank you for the reenactment, Jay. Much appreciated.
Ok but can we talk about how freaking good Kris’s hair looks?
I’d love to see a video on you and Jay just talking about random things, I’d watch it all the time! Also I like how even when I look like Oscar the Grouch, you still compliment each and every one of us! Love you Aunty Kris!
Girl you have no idea the hole you’ve pulled me out of over the past few months. Lately I haven’t been in the best mindset. These videos help me in so many different ways. You always compliment us. You’re not afraid to be yourself and so many other things. These videos are like somebody telling me “it’s going to be okay if you just keep your head up”. It amazes me how you have the special ability to pull all of us out of our worst moods. Thank you kris! We love you! ❤
I love how much Jay jumps in and adds his own little comments. Kris is funny af but it's even better when they're bouncing jokes around like that ☺️ Hilarious!
2:15 squirrels have AND give the same diseases and everybody love them. It's just about the looks, not the diseases.
i love the bangs!! They're so cute!!! 🌟🌟
I love that Kris can make us feel so insanely happy and appreciated by doing the most random stuff. I love her shes hilarious
I love how kris gives bad advice, then tells us not to listen to her 😂
Every night Kris complements us, and the thing is, 9 out 10 times I'm watching her videos at night when I'm supposed to me asleep wearing just my boxers lmao. Also I can't get over her eyes, they are so beautiful. Of course, she's just pretty in general.
Ok, Jay cannot leave the story there. Things happened, mistakes were made, and I’m invested now.
I know it’s probably been said a good amount of times by now, but I’m glad to see Kris has found herself a boyfriend in Caleb! 😊
She’s been more than deserving of a partner with how loving and caring she is and I’m happy that she’s finally gotten one! 💖
Kris's advices just keep getting weirder and weirder and I'm LIVING for it.
My sister just got those same bangs yesterday! You rock them girl.
Thank you KMk for being an amazing person and keep doing what your doing❤
The fact that Kris can pull off every hairstyle/cut/color???? 🥲
Usually I say nothing but as someone with a lizard and someone who loves and had pet rats, I just gotta say this, they do love you and do show it. My gecko gets upset when I don’t bring her out at least twice a week (preferably more), like, she won’t eat cause she gets so upset. Then I give her attention and she’s eating again like nothing happened. Geckos (not sure about all lizards but I know this about them) are actually very sociable and easily tamable. My girl loves being around people, relaxes when placed near your heartbeat, loves to hear me sing and be talked to. She’ll legitimately sit in my hand and stare at me when I do, she’ll calm down instantly and if she doesn’t like the song, will turn around and try to leave. I have severe, severe anxiety, OCD and agoraphobia and the only thing that can calm me down without fail, is my gecko. She is so sweet and loves cuddles and somehow always manages to makes me feel like everything is gonna be okay better than any medication or relaxation technique I’ve ever tried. And I’ve tried a lot lol. I actually got her because my sister noticed she was taking a liking to me and gave her to me and she’s been my little lady (that’s what I call her) ever since. My mom even refers to her as my emotional support gecko. In regards to rats, domesticated rats do not carry diseases (correct me if I’m wrong but I’m 99% sure they don’t) and will not bite their owners unless threatened. They do give little nibbles though, which is a sign of affection! They don’t hurt, just tickle. They are also very social and great with people, the only bad thing is they don’t have very long lifespans. Which makes me, a rat lover, very sad. But, I’ve had many rats in the past as a kid and they were absolutely delightful little critters! Much better than hamsters (no hate to them but from my personal experiences, rats were just all around better). Now I do have to say, I agree with the snakes not loving you. My brother has one and whilst I do like her, she does not give a shit about anyone tbh. She a cute noodle but da noodle only cares about being a noodle at the end of the day. Love you Kris but I’m sorry I just had to say something, especially since my gecko is like the love of my life lol. No one says my little lady doesn’t love me, only I get to hold grudges with her! 😂
Yup! My lizard ( bearded dragon) also has his likes and dislikes. He has a shit temperament and is extremely agressive and territorial ( we got him from someone who didn’t take care of him properly, so that might explain why he doesn’t trust humans so much.)
Anyway, the two things he seems to enjoy doing is listening to jazz music and looking over my shoulder while I draw. (I sit next to his enclosure with my back turned to him and, from his tree branch, he looks at what I’m doing. I guess that, since I’m not looking at him, he doesn’t feel threatened and can calm down a bit.)
I also agree that snakes don’t give a damn. They interact with you as if you’re a heating source, the thing that brings the food with the metal rod or a threat.
I also love rats. And, contrary to cats or dogs, the chance of you getting a pet that is agressive and that has a shit personality is really low (in my opinion).
I freaking love Jay, he is an amazing person and always makes me laugh with the edits
The reenactment of the creepy ass teachers you've had. What a champ lol give that man a raise!
And I think we need a in-depth video with you and Jay about the insanely creepy and basically illegal shit teachers often did back in our school days. I hadn't really even thought about that topic at all (since grade school/high school) until now and it definitely brought back some minor trauma for sureeee. Let's hear your stories (if you're comfortable sharing them of course!)
"Mistakes were made" She always gets a laugh out of me.
can we all appreciate jays reenactment, always going above and beyond for kris' videos. perfect creator x editor match. love you jay!!
I’m obsessed with your content Kris! I’ve been watching for a few years now and you’re the best! Look forward to your vids and shorts everyday ❤️
Jay had a straight up horror look wITH wig twice. Love you Jay😂😂😂
0:19 THEY ARE NOT TERRIBLE I LOVE YOU BANGS THEY ARE SO CUUUUTE
Totally agree! I think she looks cute too! 🥺♥️
Petition to have Jay in a video where y'all just talk about all the shady shit you did/experienced in school
I love your bangs they look beautiful!!! 😍😍😍
Cool seeing more of Jay 😊👋🏻
The bangs look good!! I think you pull them off well
I can go as far as to say that kris and jay are easily two of my favorite comfort creators, When kris complements her veiwers at the start of her videos it just makes my whole day. Thank you so much for everything you do kris and keep being awesome!
same
Your hair is SO cute!!! Love it!
I love your bangs! I have bangs and I thought mine were horrible. Your are AMAZING!!
Who else loves it when jay makes an appearance and does a skit 😂💜
I love how nice Kris is, she always makes us feel better, thank you Kris
I love you and your bangs you always brighten my day and you deserve a lifetime of happiness and love
Jay’s little touch’s ARE AMAZING
Jay, I gotta say, I love that you've been adding bits to the videos lol you get to add the things we only wish we could add to them 😂 especially when you take what might have been an awesome joke but elivate it to a whole new insane level with the graphics and stuff lol i LOVE it, thank you 😊
I love how Kris finds anything to give us compliments to make us smile and all happy and I love the bangs ❤❤
Youre bangs are acually really nice
I like your bangs. they're slay.
That Jay reenactment was bloody great. You both made my day!
8:48 the origin story for your extreme hatred for feet
Edit: time stamp
Ooooooh yeah, she does, doesn't she, forgot about that
@ 8:46
POV: Karen Wheeler and Billy Hargrove
Stranger Things
I love the bangs, they look great!
Can we all agree Kris always cheers us up when we feel down? And how she’s someone you can always watch and never get tired of? I hope Kris gets everything she ever wants and she never stops making videos! Love you Kris!!❤
Does Anyone else just appreciate how she makes everyone’s day so much better by her compliments at the beginning! Love your content Kris ❤
Omg Kris! You're killing those bangs! I love the new look! U look as amazing as always!
omg!! i love the bangs!!!!😍
0:10 "mistakes were made"?
GURL
U LOOK STUNNING WYM
I love how she compliments us and ALWAYS entertains
Kris!! Your bangs are absoloutely adorable!! ❤
I love your bangs!! ❤❤❤
I love how every time, she gives us a compliment and she makes us laugh with what she does. I swear! If I got to meet her, I would give her the biggest hug! I love you Kris! We all love you!
Im just gonna say, kris, your bangs are bangin 😂
I'm watching this video at 2 am😭😭love u Kris you are like my spirit animal ❤❤
I love it SOOO much when Kris compliments us, someone out there could have the worst day of their life, and Kris just fixes that ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
KRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS your hair looks AMAZING i love the way you cut it!! it fit's you so well