Dont forget that witch burning part. When this video was first taken down I honestly thought that it was due to a snuff scene that might have been missed. Truly a creepy film
It's really interesting how our perception of what counts as 'creepy' and what counts as 'cute' or 'enchanting' has changed so much over the years. I wonder how this reflects on broader cultural changers.
Brad taught me that 90% of Christmas special "movies" in the 60's were either someone just filming a live event, or people splicing in snuff film footages.
Ariella Kahan-Harth “im pretty sure if dukie(?)f*^%#d to catch a Sasquatch it would bring about the anti-christ”~snob What you’re suggesting? Would being forth cthuatan!
I wasn't sure what you meant until the last part of the video. I now feel the need to barricade myself in my house to avoid that psycho Santa coming to kill me.
@@Flaris "I'll see you all soon! Hahahaha!" Honestly how could they have not noticed their Santa was giving the most blatant evil laugh since the Joker?
One and two Santa's coming for you, three and four lock your door...Forget about it. He will get all of us and we end up being stuffed into mother goose's book together with the creepy king and the cursed murder doll.
Christmas movies were much in demand for kiddie matinees back then. Producers would take European fairy tale films, or even local stage groups like this, add in a prelude of Santa and call it a Christmas film. Parents would dump their kids off at neighborhood theaters and the theater staff would be stuck with a bunch of kids who have no interest in the film itself.
Okay, Fun in BalloonLand wasn’t that bad for me. I even dealt with Ms. Velma. But this one probably had a murder occur at one point in production and they just kept going. That’s how unsettling it is.
"Ha, a terrible Christmas movie directed by H G Lewis, the 'brain' behind Monster a Go Go, what a great joke..." No, it's real? And the sound quality is just as good as his masterwreck.
Judging by his skin pallor, either the film stock's color was a bit "off," or Santa is actually an animated corpse. Maybe it was both. That, or they cut out the take where he was shilling his new Smilex™ eggnog. "Chances are, you've bought it already!" But still, it's good to see the Ragdoll went on to star in Juan Piquer Simon films.
6:50 I don't know if Snob knows this, but, funny coincidence, that; the real-life Annabelle that the films are based on is, in fact...a Raggedy Ann doll.
And here I thought this would replace my tradition of viewing "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" (fun fact, in Sweden it was called "Jultomten fixar allt!" roughly translated to "Santa Gets Shit Done!") on Christmas Eve.
I remember when I was only 2 or 3 years old, I had a live-action VHS tape about Mother Goose and her giant goose who always wanted ,porridge. It was my earliest memory. The Cinema Snob should totally review that! It was called "The Mother Goose Video Treasury" or something like that. It was from the late 80s. This would've been in 1990-1991 when I was only 2-3 years old. I remember the "Jack jumped over the candlestick" song.
I got an ad for the National Theater's version of Beautiful: The Carole King Story. RUclips must know that the Cinema Snob used one of her songs in his "I Spit on Your Grave" review.
"That explains the scene where Mother goose rips out his tongue and eats it" I usually can tell the difference between joke lines of his and actual events... Here I think he may actually be serious
As a musical theater dork, I'd love to hear the duet between Prince Charming and Sleeping Beauty. It might be the one somewhat salvageable thing about this trainwreck.
Cinema snob you GOTTA review the adult animated series called stripperella , it was a animated series created by Stan Lee and it starred pamela Anderson, anybody know what I'm talking about. Snob you also should review Rob zombies the haunted world of el superbeasto.
@@clapattack7235 you probably don't remember this, but there was this thing they always did in the show that pissed me off, the show had uncensored animated nudity, meaning you would see tits and ass, but when it came to stripperella, the main character, they would purposely censor her boobs and tease the viewer , I hated when they did that.
Creepy Santa: *laughs like a maniac for a solid 17 seconds*
Director: Perfect! The kids'll love it.
Dont forget that witch burning part. When this video was first taken down I honestly thought that it was due to a snuff scene that might have been missed. Truly a creepy film
It's really interesting how our perception of what counts as 'creepy' and what counts as 'cute' or 'enchanting' has changed so much over the years. I wonder how this reflects on broader cultural changers.
Brad taught me that 90% of Christmas special "movies" in the 60's were either someone just filming a live event, or people splicing in snuff film footages.
The Cinema Snob is not the hero we need right now!
But he is the hero we deserve.
So we'll watch him. Because we can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a snarky reviewer. A caustic critic. A Cinema Snob.
@@EclecticEnnui And more importantly he says *PCP* with an extreme closeup.
So....when does he change out of his geeky secret identity and turns into a superhero?🤣
@@julieporter7805 Brad Tries
Coincidentally, cackling like a maniac for 35 seconds and then saying "I'll see you soooon" is also how I say good bye
Angry confused Cinema Snob is my favorite flavor of Cinema Snob!
Yes! Mine too!!
My favorite flavor is Half Baked
This film is like if American Horror Story: Freak Show had a baby with the Star Wars Christmas Special!
That's an insult to the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Ariella Kahan-Harth “im pretty sure if dukie(?)f*^%#d to catch a Sasquatch it would bring about the anti-christ”~snob
What you’re suggesting? Would being forth cthuatan!
@@mikewarnke404 ,
Huh? What were you trying to say here? Is this some kind of cryptic ancient evil dead?? 😋
7:06 It's like a RUclips Poop, where they replace the dialogue for comedic effect
This Santa is utterly terrifying...
Sometimes I joke and say “this’ll give me nightmares”, but in this case I think it’s actually true!
I wasn't sure what you meant until the last part of the video. I now feel the need to barricade myself in my house to avoid that psycho Santa coming to kill me.
@@Flaris "I'll see you all soon! Hahahaha!"
Honestly how could they have not noticed their Santa was giving the most blatant evil laugh since the Joker?
It was the 1960s, so !maybe drugs were used
One and two Santa's coming for you, three and four lock your door...Forget about it. He will get all of us and we end up being stuffed into mother goose's book together with the creepy king and the cursed murder doll.
That was the best Joker I've ever seen. What? It's supposed to be Santa? Thought the Joker was dressing up for Christmas in Gotham. 😉
Christmas movies were much in demand for kiddie matinees back then. Producers would take European fairy tale films, or even local stage groups like this, add in a prelude of Santa and call it a Christmas film. Parents would dump their kids off at neighborhood theaters and the theater staff would be stuck with a bunch of kids who have no interest in the film itself.
And that, kids, is how crack babies are made!
This was a trend?
@@julieporter7805 the 70’s were a questionable time
not sure what's worse: this, or the brain melting garbage of youtube kids.
Okay, Fun in BalloonLand wasn’t that bad for me. I even dealt with Ms. Velma. But this one probably had a murder occur at one point in production and they just kept going. That’s how unsettling it is.
Brad Jones is the best RUclipsr. He's the best because he works hard and deserves recognition.
DAMN STRAIGHT !!!
He should have at least 300K subs by now.
Where the hell are you finding these movies? Most importantly, how are you able to sit through them?
This is available from Something Weird. It's impossible to sit through it, although I've tried; it's one of the absolute worst films I've ever seen.
Pure unadulterated nightmare fuel... Merry Christmas!
you know your in for something when the costumes give you Fun in BalloonLand vibes....
That doll woman is simultaneously more accurate and scarier than he real annabell doll
It says a lot when Crankor has a more jolly laugh than Santa!
This feels like a snuff film
I know right
I also feel like I'm cursed after witnessing this
Considering its director that's to be expected
Joey JoJo wait, you’re telling me that this ISN’T a snuff film?
Joey JoJo well that explains my erection.
Joey JoJo Filmed in a high school gymnasium... WHERE LIFE IS CHEAP!
Raggedy Anne more like genderswapped Pennywise
I'm 30 years old and I'm scared Santa is going to appear at the end of my bed in the middle of the night!! Imagine showing this to a child!
Stephen King need to take notes here as this is how you make balloons scary.
Yes! Another acid-trip of a Christmas special!
This is so almost Balloon Land
"I've said it once, and I'll say it again: STOP FUCKING THE BALLOONS!"
I just about fell out of my chair laughing. Brad, that was a great call back!
Merlin was always my favorite Mother Goose character. . . wait. . . what?
Merlin must be loaned to Mother Goose when he's not helping Santa fight Satan from the safety of Santa's floating golden palace.
What is with these shitty Santa movies bringing Merlin in them
@Shape Shifting
Is it Santa?
5:28
Welp, now we know where the director of The Babadook got her inspiration for the most terrifying scene in the film.
*her inspiration
How did they get my deepest, darkest nightmares on film?
They watch you sleep.
And they can time travel
This... is Christmas in America 😔
Christmas in America... would not be complete without the great American Indian tribes.. celebrating the birthday of Jesus.
in the 60s, Sambou...in the 60s, thats what Vietnam did to us
[Insert sounds dog] but according to miss velma its a racoon
@@TheKlipparn dont forget the firing of live ammo on stage, along with her 40 year old "youth" singers.
I can hear this comment and it terrifies me.
"Ha, a terrible Christmas movie directed by H G Lewis, the 'brain' behind Monster a Go Go, what a great joke..."
No, it's real? And the sound quality is just as good as his masterwreck.
At least no one had to imitate the sound of a ringing phone in this one.
The "Weird-as-Heck" Christmas movies are back in the Snob's Stockings!🎄🎁
When Santa describes unwinding and relaxing after a long day's work, I swear it looks like he's holding a pipe.
"I love the smell of burning witches in the morning" with Wagner's Valkyrie playing in the background
Judging by his skin pallor, either the film stock's color was a bit "off," or Santa is actually an animated corpse.
Maybe it was both.
That, or they cut out the take where he was shilling his new Smilex™ eggnog. "Chances are, you've bought it already!"
But still, it's good to see the Ragdoll went on to star in Juan Piquer Simon films.
At the end his laughter reminds me of Jack Nickleson Joker from Tim Burton's Batman!
Santa's good dream involves someone being burned alive? What?!?!
He making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T BE NAUGHTY...
Everyone is naughty! Filty! Dirty! Naughty
LupineShadowOmega Whatever for? (sarcasm)
@@jsb8261 you better watch out, I'm telling you why...SANTA CLAUS is COMING to town...
Where else do you think he gets all his coal??
6:50
I don't know if Snob knows this, but, funny coincidence, that; the real-life Annabelle that the films are based on is, in fact...a Raggedy Ann doll.
Cool Horror Story Bro.
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives
its super scury :O
So when do they force feed Mother Goose and throw the resultant pâté at the audience?
@Brandon Roberts He said _pâté_ !
This looks like one of those videos where anyone who watches it mysteriously dies a week later.
I always thought Uncle Remus and Santa Claus were the same person!
Zip a Dee D'oh! Da!
Don't you mean "Jingle Bell Doo-Dah"? :-)
H. G. Lewis has such an interesting filmography, doesn’t he?
Well.... It's still less creepy than Christmas with the Kranks....
Or "Once Upon A Girl" lol.
Christmas with the Kranks is the most awful, mean-spirited Christmas movie I've ever seen. It's awful.
@@AdmiralAwsm Funny, that's exactly how I feel about "a christmas story".
Agreed. I can't stand A Christmas Story
@@AdmiralAwsm Finally, I thought I was the only one.
"You thought I was asleep didn't ho ho Ho HO HO HO....acting ho ho he he he he he ho ho ho I'LL SEE YOU SOON ho ho ho ho!"
this movie is so creepy it'd fit right in with Adult Swim programming
We love a festive Snob!
Yes finally we see this season headwear from the snob. I still prefer the yellow one from a few seasons back.
Why do you do this to us? It hurts to watch, but I feel compelled to do so, as a completionist.
@Brandon Roberts I kept seeing you everywhere
We were naughty last year, this is two hours worth of coal.
only by watching the Cinema snob will you find scarier movies around December instead of October.
Cool! It's back from the evil copyright abusers!
And here I thought this would replace my tradition of viewing "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" (fun fact, in Sweden it was called "Jultomten fixar allt!" roughly translated to "Santa Gets Shit Done!") on Christmas Eve.
It's like Herschell Gordon Lewis was channeling those terrifying Mexican children films that were distributed by K. Gordon Murray.
I love how Merlin appears, THEN the smoke goes off and he walks in.
That doll looks like the creepy masked kid in Guillermo del Toro's the Orphanage.
Hey, the plays/ actors at my high school were freaking awesome and they still are. The athletes on the other hand.....
Well, I was in Stage Crew and I saw that not ALL of the guys were gay.
Why does Santa's face look like a skull?
I could say the same for Raggedy Ann...
The terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE lighting that is helping to create these nightmares.
Because H.G. Lewis. I'd say just be happy it wasn't actually a full snuff film, buuuut the part with the witch.....
Drugs. The answer is drugs.
“IT’S CHEST HAIR AND A DICK.” I really needed that laugh. Thank you.
I remember when I was only 2 or 3 years old, I had a live-action VHS tape about Mother Goose and her giant goose who always wanted ,porridge. It was my earliest memory.
The Cinema Snob should totally review that! It was called "The Mother Goose Video Treasury" or something like that. It was from the late 80s. This would've been in 1990-1991 when I was only 2-3 years old. I remember the "Jack jumped over the candlestick" song.
Now you're making me feel old - I was 16-17 at that time 😊
"And yes, I remember Casper and the Angels"
THEN WHY DON'T YOU SAY JUMPIN' JUPITER!?!....you promised!
"This is one Santa that makes the elves fight to the death and the winner gets to f**k him!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:58 is the music from Commonwealth United and the NTA logo.
The doll’s face looks like a Mondas Cyberman and that horrifies me
wow it begins yet again
Man, "Albert Fish Santa Claus" really made me throw my head back! That was a good'n.
Where does he get his onesies?
At a store?
Why are you asking?
I lost it when you said, “Dion.” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Dude...for real wtf were they thinking with that doll's spooky ass face?
She's supposed to be a Raggedy Ann Doll.
@@JamiJR that makes it more horrifying for some reason
@@gyromurphy probably because as someone pointed out. That Annabelle joke hit the target. The real Annabelle is a raggedy ann doll.
This is the only Christmas movie the Grinch was allowed to watch while growing up. That's why he hates Christmas.
Merry Christmas Cinema Snob.
(Ahem) I believe you mean happy holidays Cinema Scrooge lol.
an early Christmas present with the cinema scrooge oh ho you spoil us brad!
I got an ad for the National Theater's version of Beautiful: The Carole King Story. RUclips must know that the Cinema Snob used one of her songs in his "I Spit on Your Grave" review.
11:34 "You're too late, Link. I've sent Princess Zelda to the Dark World. MUE HE HE HE!"
When he mentioned fun in balloon land I had to pause this episode to go rewatch the parade bit. Most laughs per minute I've ever had from this show.
They didn't even check to see if she floated first!
5:10
Only on The Cinema Snob is "I've said it once and I'll say it again: stop fucking the balloons" a completely true statement
How was this never sampled into a metal music video?
I love Christmas time because of cinema snob Xmas episodes
2 thumbs up for the onesie. A Cinema Snob is a perfect gift.
7:03 I was once visited by an alien species, they referred to me as *HOOelaAaAuGHEeAGUHeEE*
I've never been able to unhear or unsee that.
oooooooooh man! You guys are done filming Cinema Snob movie 2?! I can't wait!
"That explains the scene where Mother goose rips out his tongue and eats it"
I usually can tell the difference between joke lines of his and actual events...
Here I think he may actually be serious
As a musical theater dork, I'd love to hear the duet between Prince Charming and Sleeping Beauty. It might be the one somewhat salvageable thing about this trainwreck.
On the other 🤚 hand, you might have been terribly disappointed.
Yay! It's back!
a very festive fanfiction
Ohhhh Boyyyyy!!!!!! I am getting excited for the Snob movie part deux
Already commented on this vid before but the "Ah, he's staring at pictures of his victims!" sent my sides into orbit 😂😂
I think Santa needs to be on a list, and watched very closely.
This a crossover movie, reviewed by the snob so can i hope santa and miss goose will fight a cgi troll with a spear
Or a purple Homer Simpson with a shiny glove.
That's a nice hat
@@gyromurphy thank you is also a small hat
watching this again, and that scene with the witch and all that red lighting makes it look like someone snuck a scene from "Haxan" in there
"No WORDS!!!".....HAHAHAHAHA!
*raises hand sheepishly* How much chest hair?
I'm guessing just as much as Gaston's.
Watch The Midnight Screenings Review of Smurfs 2 lol.
@@missbeverly6846 "We look like extras from the ritz !"
Why does Merlin keep appearing in Christmas crap-fests!?!?
You know, for kids!
A “FAMILY” picture!
I..
I feel like this is supremely illegal. Like, someone probably filmed this in his basement?
Snob, what did you stumble into?
16:28 pure nightmares
*reads video description*
My body is ready!
This episode is mainly the Snob getting gradually and angerly confused and I am all for it.
I thought this would be the Shelley Duvall one!
Cinema snob you GOTTA review the adult animated series called stripperella , it was a animated series created by Stan Lee and it starred pamela Anderson, anybody know what I'm talking about. Snob you also should review Rob zombies the haunted world of el superbeasto.
Yes!! Back when Spike TV first launched. I remember it being terrrrrible.
@@clapattack7235 yeah the show sucked but when it came to stripperella the character, man she was sexy.
Indeed, it made me think that Barb Wire became an even sleazier superhero.
@@clapattack7235 you probably don't remember this, but there was this thing they always did in the show that pissed me off, the show had uncensored animated nudity, meaning you would see tits and ass, but when it came to stripperella, the main character, they would purposely censor her boobs and tease the viewer , I hated when they did that.
I vaguely remember all that. I was in high school at the time so I would have been the target audience, lol.
"Tone it down,dancing Caligula!!" ^^
that was not Santa twas the Crimson King
Mathieu Leader when is the anti depressant spunk gonna kill the bastard
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"