The Latex Salesman (Seinfeld)
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- George is out of time on his unemployment and he works harder than ever on his scheme to get a 13-week extension. He tells the unemployment office he was close to a job with Vandelay Industries, a company that makes latex products and whose main office is Jerry's apartment.
George Costanza. Funniest sitcom character ever.
"I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwing me!"
Joe Mayo's chair. lol
lol he is always so p----d off. hahaha
I used Art Vandelay as a job reference once. I put down a friends number. They never called but I got the job anyway. We still laugh about that.
No you didn't.
So this scenario is not too uncommon as i thought.
I got a job as the foreman of Vandeley I’m now the Vice President. They found out years later. But I fit in and they had a good laugh about it
Maybe the guy in HR loved Seinfeld too
Bro I did the same thing. 😂
"And you want to be my latex salesman...."
BEST LINE OUT OF THE WHOLE EPISODE!
2:19 And you want to be my latex salesman. LOL!!!
Jacob Salamone Quite apt! That would be the punchline of the entire bit.
Typical Jerry
At least weekly I use that line: "And you wanna be my latex salesman." High-larry-us!
Cringe
jerry's shirt & turtleneck sweater....outstanding
George Costanza, Archie Bunker, George Jefferson, Fred Sanford, Al Bundy, Dan Fielding, Alex P. Keaton and Barney Fife, the greatest sitcom characters of all time!
VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!!!!!! hahaha, George is DESPERATE.....hahahaaaaaa......one of the greatest scenes in television HISTORY hahahaaaaa!!!! Brilliant, the panic of George haha
and you wanna be my latex salesmen?...
lmao i cannot think of a more classic line.
Dj: at least you won't fall asleep in class.
What Albert Einstein did for science these guys did for comedy.. Absolutely genius!
"And you want to be my latex salesman."
Hilarious. VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY!
Costanza is the best
I lose it every time Jerry walks in.
and you wanna be my latex salesman?!!!!
Includes "fasten your seatbelts we're going to see the baby"
funniest moment in seinfeld imo
SO DANG HILARIOUS!
I love this show
George looks fresh out of a Dilbert strip in the first clip.
@JordanTheMan000 its cause the part is cut out. the sound is from george closing the bath room door
That might be Jerry's worst shirt. Puffy and all.
This maybe the only other show where Jerry uses the Varson's name.
You probably need to find yourself an old lady too. Sitting around the house doesn't help , you know!
Because Jerry had stepped out for a moment. Otherwise, it would have gone unanswered. Kramer and Jerry are pretty close; Kramer figured it'd be okay. Kramer always oversteps anyway.
@TheMattozzie me,too;but my unemployment checks were never big enough to really enjoy unemployment..
And you wanna be my latex salesman
...becoz I ASKED you to -_-
Formal De Hyde yes i love George's face on that line too :)
Jerry's shirt in the beginning of the scene is worse than the puffy shirt.
the 3 dislikers are representatives of Vandelay industries
:P
hhmmm, it was funny the first time i saw it, now i can only laugh so much at it
Someone has to sell latex...
What Delay Industires?!?!?
I'd like to know how much of this show was scripted. 'Cause honestly, I don't think there's any way a script can be as epically funny as this.
How did you know who they were!?
How did Kramer have enough time to hear the phone number, right before he said, "yeah that's the right number"?
lol
LOL Kramer completely fucks it up.
'No, you're way way way off.'
If I ever get a phone call from a telemarketer, I will answer with "Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. How may we help you?"
"Whatdelay Industries ?" "... VANDELAY, SAY VANDELAY"
I like how Elaine tries to save George's lie when Kramer answers
"No, George" hahaha she TRIED to help him hahaha
Love how Elaine and Kramer just sit there awkwardly glancing at each other when left alone. Clearly friends of friends at this point in the series.
This is one of funniest Seinfeld moments I've ever seen! Lol
I have a Vandelay Industries T-shirt. Every time I get a compliment I know who I can trust 😂
Usually yeah. There are exceptions though. A good buddy of mine had a boss that knew every bit of Seinfeld, then it turned out that he did the kind of thing where they took his computer away. :S
Can I be your latex salesman?
@@nastimusnateimus yes ma'am
@1111111 11 whomst
So is Art a latex salesman or an importer/exporter? Or is he a judge?
George is a better architect than he is a latix salesman. And he's a better marine bioligist than he is an architect.
the ocean was angry that day my friend.....
Like an old man 👴 sending back soup in a deli...
Get a life dude its just a tv show
Latex*
@@MareZcare -- That's what Lucille Ball said before I gave her her first orgasm back stage after the first episode of The Lucille Ball Show. I tell ya, she sure changed her attitude about TV after that!
The line "And you want to be my latex salesman" was ad libbed.
...funny guy!
@@Jose-se9pu JERRY SEINFELD IS A FUNNY GUY!
Jerry should consider a career as a comedian.
@@GaryMillyz Doesn't make it any less ad libbed. Wasn't in the original script after all.
@@jiggywithit4869 but maybe it wassss- seeecrretelyyyyy
I love how disheveled George looks when he bursts into Jerry’s apartment 😂
it would have to be a horribly hard life living as George.....god, the stress, lol
The way Jerry says "I don't think so" kills me everytime hahaha
Doesn't George always take off his shirt whenever he's using the bathroom? Hahaha
I do that too btw
david mckesey. Is it freeing?
david mckesey weirdo
That is why he took so long to get off the bathroom... he was dressing up...
@@youknowwhoiam2771 Unencumbered
"What delay industries?" Lmao!
NO!!!
I just watched this the other day and nearly 20 years later it still makes me laugh til I cry
Yello.....What Delay Industries?
VANDELAY!!!...SAY VANDELAY!!!!
Now you're way way off, well this is the right number but this is an apartment.
And you wanted to be my latex salesman
i dont think so
If George put this much effort into any of his actual jobs he’d be living the high life.
Amen, like Scarface. hahaha
VANDELAY !! SAY VANDELAY !!
Mr. Pennypacker was rumored to be interested in buying out that company.
To say nothing of Mr. Penske. Truly Art Vandelay is Penske material.
If I recall, Vandelay Industries’s flagship account was Dr. van Nostrand from the clinic
Funniest sitcom ever hands-down, pound for pound 😂🤣😂🤣
This could only happen to George Costanza. :)
And you wanna be my latex salesman?
Kel Varnsen is my favorite alias.
I will never stop laughing at this scene no matter how many times I've seen it
This was one of the best episodes they made. The JFK re enactment spoof and George's unemployment part and Kramer's Golf.
Kel Varnsen speaking!
George is getting upset!
"I'm gonna hire YOU as my latex salesman? I don't think so." 😂😂😂😂
"How did you know who they wanted?!"
"I don't think so" LMAO
Jerry improvised that last line.. lmao
Back in the early 90s when you could still lie about your employment prospects back when there was no internet readily available to look up a company online lol
It's always kramer's fault! ALWAYS!
It really doesn't make sense they put up with him considering how many times he screws up their lives.
also look at the newspaper on the floor, it changes sides
VANDELAY SAY VANDELAY!!
My favorite scene from the entire series of Seinfeld!!!
This and the soup Nazi are the funniest bits in the whole series
and you wanna be my latex salesman!!!
"Kel Varnsen speaking" :-P
Jerry: “I’m gonna hire you as my latex salesman?”
George: “Right”
Jerry: “I don’t think so. Why would I do that?”
George: 😑
Classic. I can watch this over and over. Love it how Jerry will only consider hiring George, it's not a done deal!
haha i like how the newspaper is on the wrong side in the insert shot after Jerry walks in
"And you want to be my latex salesman?"
That's gold! (Gratuitous Banya reference)
2:10 paper at the right of George
2:15 paper at the left of George
2:20 paper at the right of George.
Holy shit! Nice catch!
Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
"Vandelay Industries"
"Kel Varnsen speaking"
😂😂😂
This happen to me exactly ...I was in the bathroom I was waiting for an important call ...my cousin answers the phone and they messed up my call...I get out from the bathroom with my pants down and underwear and fall down and I started to cry because the call was to confirm the address to get a free Lexus car ...but my cousins messed it up and I didn't get the car .....I was crying in the floor with my underwear in front of my cousins ..one of my many public humanation ...I'm still upset as in 2016 this happen in 2012
And you wanted to be my Lexus salesman
your cousin did ya a favor man, who the fuck gives away a used car for free, let alone a lexus lol
anyone else notice the error? It is when Kramer walks in and he shuts the door. You can hear it shut. When it pans to Jerry and back to Kramer the door is open
"Yello, what delay industries, no your way way way off" Hilarious!!!!!!!!
Luv how George runs :D
Y'know that Seinfeld's "And you wannna be my latex salesman?" was improvised?
For me, this is hands down the best scene of the series :)
haha, the DESPERATION of George.....god, what a chaotic life hahahaaaaaaa
haha george's my favorite character
hahaha. George FREAKS OUT in this one lol just awesome. and Jerry's reaction, too haha
Another slight inconsistency.... in a later episode, it is shown that George always removes his shirt when he take a dump, no matter where he is. He clearly keeps it on here....Great scene tho.
Probably the best closing line of any sitcom episode ever. Makes me fall apart every time.
this is on par with George´s answering mesage XD
That is one of my FAVORITES. I love when ge sits listening to the answering machine and shrugs his shoulders to "where could I be?" Gets me every time!
I’ll go to my grave believing George Costanza is the greatest character in the history of sitcoms.
Anyone wanna be our latex salesman? We import AND export.
I have been watching tv since the early 60's and no sit com was ever as good as Seinfeld. Probably nothing ever will be again.
"My Name is Earl," "The Office," and "Mom" are all pretty darn good too. Allison Janney is hilarious.
George deserved an Emmy for this scene alone.
The part where George runs out of the bathroom with his pants down and yelling "VANDELAY" had me laughing the most I had ever laughed watching this show, and then Jerry walks in and sees him face down on the floor with his pants down with no context and I laugh more, and then his comment makes me laugh even more. I paused and went to the bathroom and I was still laughing about this scene.
Varnsen sold out! Such a weak move working for his competitor, Vandelay.