Jerry Seinfeld’s Favorite Line Ever from ‘Seinfeld’ Is….? | The Rich Eisen Show
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- Опубликовано: 2 май 2024
- Comedian Jerry Seinfeld joins Rich Eisen in-studio for an in-depth chat covering his new Netflix movie ‘Unfrosted’ about the fascinating creation of Pop Tarts, his longtime friendship and creative partnership with Larry David and ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ sticking the landing in its series finale, the humble/low-rated ‘Seinfeld’ early days and his favorite episodes and lines from the iconic series, how he would re-design the show’s seating arrangements, and much more.
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"And this offends you as a Jew?.....No, it offends me as a comedian" best line ever!!!!!
Yep. #1
“Is anyone here a marine biologist?” It’s such a ridiculous line and I love it so much.
Kramer walking in, slamming the money on the counter and proclaiming "I'M OUT!".
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town.
Ha.
@@Am0ment0fB The woman across the street has nothing on, all through the day.
@@joepermenter7228 I'm just over here watching uh tiny toons.
Ha.
🤣
+1
"Jerry this is Frank Constanza. Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead. Call me back."
Ha.
He was the best as well as Arthur Spooner
@@mem1701movieshow could you have traded Jay Buhner. He hit .305 with 30 homeruns and 100 RBI.
Ha.
@@mem1701movies man Jerry Stiller was the best 🤣🤣🤣
@@TheForbiddenOne55 kasha? 🥣
Ha.
@@Am0ment0fBIn fairness to Mr Costanza, Steinbrenner did trade away all of the young talent before the Jeter era. Lol
"You kept making all the stops?"
"Well, the people keep ringing the bell!"
Always gets me lmao
“You want a piece of me” - Jerry Stiller 😂
"That's a shame." That one wins for me every time.
I still use that line. Lol. When a sports team I hate loses a big game on national TV, I will always say, “That’s a shame.”
Absolutely
I liked his "Who is this?" when George would call yelling.
To this day, I do it to my Wife every time she calls. And I even try to long pause it and put the correct accent to it.
It just doesn't get old no matter what!
@@danielsutter4565 “Uncle Leo?”
"The sea was angry that day my friends..."
100%
"Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli"
"Anyone can take a reservation" line is when i fell in love with the show.
With his arms flailing all over "taking" the reservations. lol
Yes I would have to agree that's the best
Absolutely!
When she says she knows what a reservation is and he says "I don't think you do"
"But I had Hand." "And you're going to need it."
good one!
I was a kid when I first heard that line. Took a few years for me to get it. 🤣
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
“Because if anyone had told me that kind of thing was frowned upon…”
Yes, the best...
"Jerry those are LOAD BEARING WALLS ... they're not gonna come down!"
"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." 😁
“ I don’t wanna be a pirate “
That's got to be my favorite jerry line too, the way his voice goes up and he sounds like a petulant child is what really sells it for me.
"I wanna be a Pirate"! - Kramer
I don't want to be Switzerland. There's another one not remembering.
It ties in with "But I don't wanna be a cowboy."
Thanks to this man, my buddies at work say "Tippytoe" to let each other know when we need to look out for the boss coming.
Best is the car reservation. "You know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's the most important part"
(gesticulating wildly with imaginary paper and pen) "Anybody can take a reservation" lmao
“You don’t know my name do you?”
Jerry pauses, “Mulva?”
(Yells out the window)
Delorrrrriiiisssss!!
Every few years or so someone will call me Mulva.
I’ve always loved “You’re an anti-dentite”
I said that yesterday to a co-worker that said he had to go the dentist and wasn’t happy about going. 😊
"If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right." From my all-time fav episode - the opposite 😂🤣
Wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of tuna on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted, with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea. Heh heh.
Ha.
"Artistic Integrity? Where did you come up with that?! You're not artistic, and you have no integrity!!"😂😂😂😂😂
Gets me every time 🤣
"It has only ONE design flaw...the door...MUST BE CLOSED!!!"
Elaine: What? you're breaking up with me? But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled. What about my dream of dating a doctor?
Ben: I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That's the dream of becoming a doctor.
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" - Wasn't his line but was one of my favorites.
I'm giving you a raise!
Ha.
My favorite line was "I woke up in the river in a sack!" Kramer nailed the delivery of that line with all of the emotion you would expect from someone who was stressed the f out from waking up in the river in a sack.
Such an icon, and yes, the arm waving in the car reservation scene, comedy gold.
I dont think a day goes by without my wife or I making a Seinfeld reference.
Elaine: "It shrinks?"
Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle."
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things
@rosedad4995 Great line, and I still don't know how they walk around with those things! 😂😂
@@cherylb5680 Practice.
@@alphanerd7221 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kramer: What did you wanna see me about, Mr. Leland?
Leland: Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks.
Kramer: Well, I.... I've been having trouble at home. I mean, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes.
Leland: No. No. I don't think that's going to do it. These reports you handed in... it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.
Kramer: Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
Leland: Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.
Kramer: But I don't even really work here.
Leland: That's what makes this so difficult.
To have a line as perfect as 'jerk store' and to never use it... I couldn't live with myself.
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"
[snap]
*SNATCH*
"My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents". I'm Victoria, Hiiiiiiii!!!!!!
I tried that line...twice. I still live with my parents. Maybe I should have used my real name. 🤔
Dee Dee Pfeiffer = a "KNOCK-OUT"!!....💋🔥
“They’re real and they’re spectacular”
After George says he’s never been the bad boy before…”You’ve been the bad employee. The bad son. The bad friend. The bad fiancé. The bad dinner guest. The bad credit risk. The bad date. The bad sport. The bad citizen. The bad tipper…”
Is that your hemorrhoid cream?
Ha.
Very good lol
It's not a line but, when the bubble boy's father is telling the story and Elaine takes a napkin to wipe her tears and hands one to Jerry and he wipes his mouth....That's a non verbal "That's a shame" LOLOLOL!
That’s a top move. I love that part.
I was thinking of that scene too. A visual act that was subtle, yet so very noticeable. A tiny little act in an episode and here we are talking about it 20+ years later. That little act was genius.
"I got a lot of problems with you people. And now you'll have to hear about it". I say it every Festivus.
The airing of grievances!
My favorite joke/line is the last one in this exchange:
George: "I'm an architect."
Jerry: "You're an archtect?"
George: "I'm not?"
Alexander's delivery is perfect, I love that line.
The Tractor seat…when the GF tells Jerry she got Gonorrhea from a tractor seat, and Jerry leaves on a high note…”that’s it for me, you’ve been great”…still makes me laugh. Prob my fave episode.
"You're a cashier!" was always one of my favorites. He delivered it perfectly.
"I'll be back, we'll make out" greatest quote ever
“Feels like an Arby’s night.”
"Talk to me, babe."
“It’s gonna be rough.”
Puddy delivered the best lines
Support the team
Got love puddy, or the Drake, 😊😊
Elaine:
Yada yada yada…”I mentioned the bisque.”
oh yes! One of the best! And her delivery!
Maybe the Dingo ate your baby. (In an Australian accent). 😂😂
"You ask me to get a pair of underwear I'm back in two seconds."
Man that's deep how do you come up with that one, 😂😂
For me, the funniest line in 'Seinfeld" or any sitcom ever was when George and Jerry hijacked a limo from the airport not knowing it was for a "white supremacist". An attractive woman who was also a "white supremacist" was in the car and kept making sexual double entendres at George. (She thought George was the white supremascist) The woman leaves the car and George and Jerry are talking. George is telling Jerry that he thinks he can get "lucky" with the woman. Jerry looks at George and says "George! She's a Nazi!" Laughed for 24 hours when i heard it and I still remind myself every now and then about that scene and it still makes me laugh out loud.
Now, you can just say, She's a Trump supporter!"
Ha.
nice looking luger
Where are you from Ireland?
Jerry pauses, “Dublin!”
“You’re not going to open with that?”
There are so many it's hard to choose just one. But one of my favorites is Newman saying "What took you so long" with that cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Cracks me up every time.
Mine. When you control the mail , you control information,
"I'm bald, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents"...."Hiii" Slow head turn. The best scene haha
My favorite episode.
There's so many great lines... "you're saying... you want a piece of me ?" is up there. One that's underestimated is Kramer breaking up with his girlfriend : "you contribute nothing to society... you're just taking up space !". “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.” is also an amazing one, because of what happens next. And finally, "you stole my Jesus fish, didn't you ?" was so well delivered...
My favorite line now because it told the future is
"You have to wear the Ribbon"
and Kramer shoots back
"See that's Why I don't want to".
Who!?!
Who doesn't want to wear zee ribbbbbbon?
Ha.
@@Am0ment0fB LOL That actor was perfect in that recurring role, He also appeared in the Soprano's and was in a good scene with Hesh.
@@pycellesbeard9728 nice. Here have a 🍪.
Ha.
@@pycellesbeard9728 also, how about this one:
You don't know what it's like in there. All night long, things are creaking and cracking. That red light is burning out my brain. Oh, I'm stressed.
Ha.
Yyyyou're a ribbon bully
Estelle Costanza saying ‘Ok Frank that’s enough’ after his hissy fit for an alleged rat. The timing was impeccable. By far one of the best delivered lines in the whole
Series.
One of my favorite all-time Seinfeld quotes is when Jerry and Elaine are talking about dating and the best line from that is”then how are all these people getting together?. ““alcohol😂😂😂😂 “
The sea was angry that day my friends.
Ha.
...like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.
@@baronvonnemblesI said easy big fella.
Ha.
I say this all the time!
@@ktjankabar nice here have a 🍪.
Ha.
Yes ... "That's a shame" is comedy gold, Jerry, GOLD ... but probably my favorite was:
Elaine walking in Jerry's door: "I will NEVER understand people!"
Jerry, walking across the room: "They're the worst."
Priest: And this offends you as a Jewish person?
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian!
Always been my favorite Jerry line!
I was a teacher for 38 years, and used to help out with our high school musical. I would always have our students watch the "car rental" scene and specifically only watch Elaine's face during it. That is the best example of how to react to other actors that I ever saw.
That's interesting. I never noticed before. I watched it again and you are right, she's very good.
Cartwright?
Cartwright?
Who's Cartwright?
I'm Cartwright.
You're not Cartwright.
Of course, I'm not Cartwright!!!
Ha.
Favourite is Puddy on the couch staring into space then answering the phone "Puddy".
Hey watch where you're going. Don't mess with Devils! The Devils! The Devils!
Aye, El diablo.
Ha.
Puddy: I'll come back later, we'll make out.
@@dalespencer8694 high five.
Ha.
@@Am0ment0fB Down low ...
@@dandansen571 on the backside.
Ha.
We use this line and many others in our family, Jerry! You’re pure gold in our house!!! Pure gold!!!
I knew Jerry was going to say that. "THAT'S A SHAME " ..... I cracked up after he said it. 😆😅🤣😂 Thanks Jerry for another Big laugh, Seinfeld Show saved my Serenity 🥰
oh man, its tough to pic a favorite episode...let alone a line. To be fair, I was born in 85' and actually loved it as a young kid because of Kramer. As an adult, I love everything about the show. I could listen the Seinfeld talk about the show all day!
When that guy with the cane crunches Elaine's foot and sarcatically goes "sorrrrry"
The exchange with the telemarketer. “Huh. Well, now you know how I feel.” CLICK. THUNDEROUS applause.
Yep, I knew I'll find yours that's #1 , I'm surprised he didn't mention that, he did on another show,
I'm pretty sure that "But you're a cashier" clip was the preview they showed when he was on a talk show back then. It's one of the things that made me want to watch it from the start.
“Serenity now!”
“Are you supposed to yell it?”
"A Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer stashing balloons in Jerry's house in readiness for his millenium party, which is months away. Jerry protests saying they won't stay inflated. Kramer says:
"Those are my everyday balloons".
Love that line.
"THAT is one magic loogie."
The teeth-gritted line ‘Just.. Do iiiit’ where Jerry is frustrated with the carpenter who can’t make up his mind always makes me laugh hard.
You don't know what it's like in there. All night long, things are creaking and cracking. That red light is burning out my brain. Oh, I'm stressed.
Ha.
Now I need to rewatch the reruns again.
George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. (Hits a home run) It's not complicated.
Jeter: Now who are you again?
George: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George: Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games?
Jeter: [talking down to George] We won the World Series.
George: [talking down to them] Yeah, in six games.
"You sayin... you want a piece of me?" 🤣🤣🤣
This show delivered so many funny lines that are still funny.
“That’s what I love about the holidays, people being helped by people other than me”
Jackie Gleason once said drama is when ordinary people do extraordinary things and comedy is when extraordinary people do ordinary things. That’s “Seinfeld”.
"It's so much fun to take a joke apart" Thanks Rich. I loved hearing Jerry elaborate on the science of his humor! fascinating!
One reason the reservation scene is funny is it's so relatable. Who hasn't had that happen and wanted to have that comeback.
That "Double Dip" ABSOLUTELY happened to Larry.
I feel like the car reservation was too. It's got him all over it.
“Mr.Kramer he is an innocent,primate..SO AM I.” That’s my favorite Seinfeld line
"Oh, only the poor monkey's important! Everything has to be done for the monkey!" The facial expressions of Kramer are hilarious!
My husband uses that one all the time.
Jerry: Tim, do you think you should be making jokes like that?
Tim: Why not? I'm Jewish, remember?
Jerry: I know, but...
Tim: Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.
Jerry: 5000.
Tim: 5000, even better. Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride. [Jerry can't believe it!]
Jerry talking about what makes comedy funny is pure gold. Gold. And the letter "K" being funny, that goes back at least as far as George Burns. I think he talked about that with Johnny Carson once on the Tonight Show. He said Kumquat is funny, but some other fruit (maybe orange): not funny. Maybe "K is funny" was in The Sunshine Boys also.
“Hello Newman”
Even better when delivered by Jerry's mom.
You don't know what it's like in there. All night long, things are creaking and cracking. That red light is burning out my brain. Oh, I'm stressed.
Ha.
I was in the pool!
I was in the pool!
It shrinks?
Like a freighted turtle popping his head back in the shell.
Ha.
Same episode,,,, muchos muchos gali
@@user-bl6ne3hc6n you may want to wear one of these, {ll} when you're eating your eggs. There's no emoji for a bib. So, that's a bib.
Ha.
@@Am0ment0fB man, I can think of a bunch more from that episode,
came to say that, but I think the line was “I was swimming…”
@@user-bl6ne3hc6n well, I challenge you to a duel. I think we are all ok with the honor system. I'll start. Tippy Toe!
Tippy Toe!
Ha.
"So, do you date immature men"..."almost exclusively"
Wow. Going all the way back to Genesis. Nice!
Perfect interview. Absolutely hilarious 😂
Can't believe he's 70 yrs old
He's rich 70, which is closer to 50.
That’s what comes from avoiding manual labor your whole life.
@@thenicholas7780what a dumb take.
@@belak1551You’re right, probably closer to 55.
@@rivertonrock no the fact that it takes money to make you look young and healthy. Dumbest thing I ever heard. It’s clearly not true. They won’t point to the fact the Jerry has always taken really good care of himself. Plenty of rich people out there that look old and worn down just look at Larry David.
That he says "... end it!" with such a strong British accent is also important!
"I'm on the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!" -Kramer, best line in the series
The Alternate Side is one of the best episodes. A Larry David written classic.
'Seinfeld' is treated currently with the same reverence as 'I Love Lucy' was in the 70's and 80's. Endless repetition of how it all happened, how it almost didn't all happen, how it was ground-breaking for XYZ reasons, what is your favorite episode or moment, on and on.
As it should be!
It's time.
I agree, but for me it would be more of the odd couple and the honeymooners because of the insane repeat value.
I still belt out a "You got some 'splaining to do" every once in awhile.
I always liked: "UNCLE LEO?"
Hello.
Ha.
One of my favorite lines Jerry delivered was after the Chinese mailman got angry because Jerry said to him "You must know where a Chinese restaurant is." Then later, Jerry said "What's the big deal? If someone asks me to point the way to Israel, I'm not gonna fly off the handle." That was hilarious!
Omg - so many decades later and that line is still brilliant.
I use 'that's a shame' all the time. Watching news and the bad guy dies, "that's a shame", karma strikes an ahole, "that's a shame". Pure gold.
The correct response in that scenario is... YES!
When the Bubble Boy dad is tearing up telling Jerry and Elaine about his son, and Elaine hands out napkins to everyone to wipe their eyes, but Jerry just wipes his mouth from the sandwich he was eating.
Now you understand the finale
“Frank…if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?”
“She’d never make it.”
That is one of the most out of pocket, cold lines ever. love it
Best one is when Jerry quotes Wrath of Khan at Susan's funeral.
“Have you checked if you’re an idiot?” “I’d check again.” 😂
The cashier line was the best.
The ménage à trois was funny as hell
"Jerry, I didn't want you to know I was out of work, it's embarrassing!"
And then there’s Maude… was a great Jerry line that comes to mind.
They like the car rental scene because it strikes at the heart of a universal truth. We've all been there, we've all had that happen.