I grew up on Dynasty Warriors so I freaking love seeing this video. Please do more of this if like Wu Wei or Shu are options please do one. I’m definitely getting this game this literally made me so happy
If you couldnt tell the Yellow Turbans have the exact same mechanic as in ROTK where if they at all take over the city with the Emperor they will IMMEDITALY make the emperor abdicate
That's the Yellow Turban which Cao Cao subdued and razed Dong Zhou's Remaining Cities,and His Weakened Army. when Dong Zhou was killed by his Foster son,Lu Bu
I have my own RUclips channel and in one of my videos I said the exact same thing to the advisor that popped up on my screen, so that's RUclipsrs want women to silence themselves
Alex I’m pretty sure you have to get He Yi to be the rank of Emperor and then you have to kill all the other emperor characters on the map and then you become emperor of China and win the game.
Thus a new empire was formed, the empire for the peasants, of the peasants, by the peasants, however as they succeeds the rebellion, newly independent Korea in the North and the independent Vietnam seeks for revenge. And the rich people are planning to take back China, will the peasants be safe?
Alex hair lines jokes are more likely then North Korea threatening to nuke some one VERY LIKELY In other news Alex’s hair line goes to war with Alex’s four head Alex’s hair line has evacuated to his neck ( edit by neck I mean the back of his neck)
Can you not pretend to be hitler? By running an account like this you could potentially get in trouble irl in the future, if you wish to continue anyway, well, best of luck. -a well wisher
I know you are not playing hearts of irons 4 much anymore but I came up with a great idea. You have to rebuild the German empire with all its colonies. you also have to bring back your allies Austria-Hungary and the Ottoman Empire. Then you have to go to war with the world. You can use any modes you want to try to do this but you must use road to 56.
The best part about watching this game is listening to westerners stumble around the pronunciations. He man, the massive dong... We need to start implementing these nicknames into the curriculum in China.
Alex The Rambler please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic or to monarchy. Use any mod in HOI4
Please play as Communist/Fascist Great Britain and conquer three of the other great powers. If Fascist then conquer the German Reich and if Communist then you have to take over Soviet Union.
*I haven't got the massive Dong this time but plenty of peasants!*
How are you doing on this fine afternoon, sir?
Right now I am playing HOI4
Also, I’m sending these comments from Omaha, NE, USA
Alex The Rambler! I have a big dong right now from hèńtàí
Alex The Rambler! Getting a massive DONG is always good👌🏻
Peasants are op in Assassins creed they always pushed me in the water and I died
Crossbow one in the face and they’ll leave you alone.
4:06 im encouraging people to have kids „I guide others to a treasure that I cannot posses“
*insert pedophilia joke here*
I’m gonna be nice and assume your infertile lol
*secretly sponsored by the PRC*
*The Internationale Intensifies*
He protec
He attack
But most importantly He man
Peasents? China? Looks like the young mao is back
LMAO....
LeckMichImArsch ya spelt it wrong. It's mao. You shall be punished for disrespecting our great leader!
@@rageleague188
Fuuuu*k....very well then. I shall castrate myself for my own redemption. Amao...
@@viveka2994
I surrender.....
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Thousands of men dying and the future of China being determined below him,
Alex: "wow that bird is pretty"
Mao’s Little Red Book is so great, even Little Red Riding Hood reads it
If a revolution happened during the Three Kingdoms of Korea, my grandpa Kim Il-sung would lead the way
Kim Jong-un Why don’t you build a time machine for him? I mean wHy dO u nEeD tO fEeD uR pEoPlE amirite lol exdee
@@Graham105 the real Kim jong un u fake
I grew up on Dynasty Warriors so I freaking love seeing this video. Please do more of this if like Wu Wei or Shu are options please do one. I’m definitely getting this game this literally made me so happy
Total War: “what color should we make the yellow turban rebellion?”
Common sense: “what about yellow?”
Total War: “I really like blue y’know”
Alex:I think I'll go for the mob tactics again...
Me: you are peasants, do you have a choice?
If you couldnt tell the Yellow Turbans have the exact same mechanic as in ROTK where if they at all take over the city with the Emperor they will IMMEDITALY make the emperor abdicate
The reason I like Imperator is that it got me into EU4 again.
That's the Yellow Turban which Cao Cao subdued and razed Dong Zhou's Remaining Cities,and His Weakened Army. when Dong Zhou was killed by his Foster son,Lu Bu
Total war is trying to put in 1980s kids TV characters into a Ancient Chinese War game,the sneaky devils...
All the Chinese knock off He-Man merchandise must of confused them so he ended up in the romance of the three kingdoms
6:53
Alex: Please be quiet woman
Media: RUclipsr wants women to silence themselves
youtubers* this bitch is annoying so he isn't first and certainly isn't last who needs silence.
"ThIS iS My bODy. yOU CAn'T dICtAtE wHAT aM I GonNa Do!!1!1!"
I have my own RUclips channel and in one of my videos I said the exact same thing to the advisor that popped up on my screen, so that's RUclipsrs want women to silence themselves
Lügenpresse.
I can’t wait for Chairman He’s Little Yellow Book to release
"My main enemy Yuan Shao can't even get to me at the moment"
*vassalises behind you*
Nothing personal kid.
Tip for this: use a lot of cavalry and flame arrows to break moral before they can deal any real damage
I feel like Drew is waiting for you at the airport for some slapping
6:52 Man silences woman for giving advice
- 200 AD colorized
Alex I’m pretty sure you have to get He Yi to be the rank of Emperor and then you have to kill all the other emperor characters on the map and then you become emperor of China and win the game.
I'm just loving these 3 kingdom videos. watching everyone butcher the names is great
One good thing about Imperator Rome is there was a lot of Roman history videos sponsored by it.
1:45..." middle of China. " I'm playing as He Yi now. Seeing his position on the map was a wake up. Attack!
5:27
Peacefully looking at the beautiful sky while people are making the Armenian genocide look like a fucking joke
Did the peasants get less food after they won their ancient communist revolution
1:32 when you've Yee'd your last Haw
I hope you know that what the yellow turbans actually wanted was to put another emperor on the throne
Quantity haves in own quality
- Joseph Stalin
This was really cool! Would love to see more!
Whenever Alex makes a 3K video, my starting situation is very hard.
Alex: I somehow need to recruit Lu Bu into this
Me: Oh boy do I have the package deal for you
Thus a new empire was formed, the empire for the peasants, of the peasants, by the peasants, however as they succeeds the rebellion, newly independent Korea in the North and the independent Vietnam seeks for revenge. And the rich people are planning to take back China, will the peasants be safe?
Pronunciations were *T H I C K*
Congrats on 30
It's almost your birthday? Well happy birthday, and good luck.
Alex*creates a intro for ramblers Comment corner*
Also Alex: *stops bringing comment corner*
He Yi is more like ‘Huh EE’ just for your future knowledge.
He should play Shogun 1 if he reaches 300k before his Birthday.:D
Alex you made papa Stalin proud for the workers Union
Alex hair lines jokes are more likely then North Korea threatening to nuke some one
VERY LIKELY
In other news Alex’s hair line goes to war with Alex’s four head
Alex’s hair line has evacuated to his neck
( edit by neck I mean the back of his neck)
Alex the Rambler is the best at War
6:54 epic gamer moment
Is it on easy mode? I know you can’t handle hard games.
Why hello there.
Can you not pretend to be hitler? By running an account like this you could potentially get in trouble irl in the future, if you wish to continue anyway, well, best of luck.
-a well wisher
@@ee-ly4jb stop, get some help.
@Jacob Davis just trying to be helpful. :)
@@ee-ly4jb he's having youtube on hard more, have some respect
When you scream HE MAN and the nabough is saying what is this almost bald man scraming
The best Total war player in the world strikes again
all workers of the world united!
Who needs Lu Bu if you have He Man at your side.
Do a campaign series for Total War: Three Kingdoms. Please and thank you.
I know you are not playing hearts of irons 4 much anymore but I came up with a great idea. You have to rebuild the German empire with all its colonies. you also have to bring back your allies Austria-Hungary and the Ottoman Empire. Then you have to go to war with the world. You can use any modes you want to try to do this but you must use road to 56.
8:22 Peasants are 'HEROIC' xd
Alex thee rambler is good at total war.
HE MAN... THE MANN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND
And together, they form the *Yee-Hee!*
Full series please!
I don't know if I'm the only one who saw the same, but I think I just saw a picture of Alex were he had some hair on left.
Total War: He Man
_Feminists want to know your location_
Me : Alex,can you do total war three kingdoms stream on youtube
Alex : No
Me : Why Alex??
Alex : Because you said my hairline is like Dr Phil Son
It's actually Heh-man but your pronunciation was still awesome lol
How did he get his reform menu to look like that?
Do China: Maos legacy next. It’s like six bucks. It’s also hard as hell
Mao is back, back again.
*AND I SAY HEEYYYYEEEYYEEEYYEYE HEEEYEEEYEEY. I SAID HEY!*
Much like Alex, his present of 300k subs is coming early
Lots of people have their own books!
Hero of the Great Patriotic War (The Greatest Total War Player)
Is that why PDX Con tickets are being sold at a discount?
I would rather die than betray my cause!
Alright then. clicks execute*
Alex !! Continue this campaign !!
"HE MAN!" SUBSCRIBING. love from indonesia 🇮🇩
Love this video, buy He Yi and you get He Man
Dude,dongzhuo is the ancient Mussolini 😂😂
Could you do a full three kingdoms series. Where you try to unite the whole of China
alex schoolars are pretty good duelist
The best part about watching this game is listening to westerners stumble around the pronunciations. He man, the massive dong... We need to start implementing these nicknames into the curriculum in China.
*ARTILLERY ONLY AT 300K*
does that general work at wynsors?
o maj god aleks u realli are an rambler
The Chad Meta P vs The Virgin Cao Cao
U should have 5 billion subscribers by the time your 50
Yo is fine. Depends on how and why you say it.
Save imperator Rome!
Has potiential!
He Yi, aka Chairman Tao.
I wouldn’t say not wanting to live under the Chinese Empire is communist lol. Still great video.
5:59 The guy's name is Gou Da...
Cheese...
how do i get the game?
Please play as Sinkiang and take over all of modern day China, as well as Mongolia, Japan and the Soviet Union.
Alex The Rambler please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic or to monarchy. Use any mod in HOI4
In hoi4 i triple dog dare you to play as france and take over the world. You can use any and i mean ANY MOD
actually his micro is so bad that he needs always to autoresolve, its a shame that you cant autoresolve your baldness
Just here for this: 0:02 XDD
Top gear outro nice
Maybe do continuation of this video
I am a peasant, so how did you duplicate me?
Alex the Fambler
Please play as Communist/Fascist Great Britain and conquer three of the other great powers. If Fascist then conquer the German Reich and if Communist then you have to take over Soviet Union.
He Man, fighting Gender Neutral Terms since 200 AD
of course you did