The romance says that when Lu Bu betrayed Dong Zhou and had him burned on the streets of Chang’an (not Luoyang, thank you Simon), he was so fat that his grease kept him burning for three days. I really appreciate that detail
"I think you should be able to move further" **armies literally moving tens to hundreds of miles** Alex you're from the UK you should know how big China is
BTW this game is not set in the warring states peroid (which ended about 400 years earlyer), it´s set at the end of the Han dynasty until the Three Kingdoms period.
@@dapizzasnake8462 yes i know,the real is more than what is simplified because it just talking about the famous battle and famous character not little character like gongsun zan and zilong and more of them okay
*Alex knowing where the story goes, follows story excepting a different outcome* Alex:"I followed the story, what can you do?' Everyone: "Not follow the story!"
Dong really was the Mad King in a way. He had people’s clothes smeared with animal fat and then lit them(the people) on fire. He also listened to them scream like the Mad King.
Alex The Rambler please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic or to monarchy. Use any mod in HOI4
Your Gracious Dong, I write to inform you that all is well. Our strategy to enlarge your...girth, has gained admirers across China (pls see: only the Han). The Yellow Turban rebels we captured in battle were forced to carry the Jade replica of your Dong before they were released, shamed by having been humiliated in such a fashion. However, as a trade off the rebel activity increased and songs mocking your Dong have been spread to the nearby cities. Additionally, I wish to advise you that trying to stick your Dong into the cavern that is Diao Chan is a very weird thing to do, as her father has claimed in private that his Wang is bigger than your Dong and also Lu Bu is ver- *the rest of the letter is covered in blood* -Hidden unopened letter uncovered on Dong Zhou's body upon his death
Okay I was gonna be an a-hole and say somethig sassy but that is the best way counter an insult without making someone mad!Props to you!Although I was refering to that...video on your channel..
Hey guys, I see the capital is on fire, I'm here with my army and I have the emperor. Wait, the capital is on fire, I'm here with my army and I have the emperor, screw you guys, I'm in charge!
Considering Vsauce's channel DING (as it has always been named) had an issue with "dongs" and demonetization. You like to live dangerously don't you Mr Rambler?
Please play as Communist/Fascist United Kingdom in hoi4 and conquer three of the other major powers. (If communist then you have to conquer the Soviet Union and if Fascist then you have to conquer the German Reich).
Today we jump into Total War Three Kingdoms and take control of China as Dong Zhuo, set during the fall of the Han Empire and the warring states period of China I'll see if I can make my empire rise with my Massive Dong
*I love massive Dongs, what about you?*
Alex The Rambler! i have one
yes
Alex The Rambler! Me to they are cute
i love dongs as much as I watch your videos. I watch them every day :)
I love massive harlines what about you
DONG
Starting situation: Hard
Even he has so much money
Because money is called Dong
The romance says that when Lu Bu betrayed Dong Zhou and had him burned on the streets of Chang’an (not Luoyang, thank you Simon), he was so fat that his grease kept him burning for three days. I really appreciate that detail
I know I learned that from oversimplified the video was called three kingdoms
It was in the streets of Chang'an, the capital was already moved ;)
Nice
@@simcool11 He belonged to the streets
*Lü Bu* : So Dong Zhuo, wich traitorous warlord do we invade first?
*Dong Zhuo* : Yes.
Alex: Let's play as Massive Dong and rule over China!
Later
Alex: Let them kill Dong and see what happens.
Dong is killed
Me: WTF
You failed the Dong
Traitor to the DONG
"Starve them before I burn them"
Alex the Rambler 2019
Hussein Khald this sounds like a gravestone quote
the english - 19th century
I KNEW Dong Zhuo would be the meme nation. I KNEW IT
He is already a meme in Dynasty Warriors
@RandomLangheGaming "The most powerful"
"I think you should be able to move further"
**armies literally moving tens to hundreds of miles**
Alex you're from the UK you should know how big China is
*Because he is from the UK he doesn't know how big China is.
XD
Gotta go from Luoyang to Shandong in 2 turns or else it's too slow!
Nobody : ....
Absolutely No One : ....
Not a single soul : ...
Alex: I LOVE BIG DONGS!!!!
*Starting situation: HARD*
Alex's hairline is like Mongolia once it was very *T H I C C* and big but today it's sparsely populated and at its smallest point
Not sure about the "smallest point" part
@@hsein3838 cmon dude I wanna end up on the comment corner
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
👏👏👏
👏👏👏
BTW this game is not set in the warring states peroid (which ended about 400 years earlyer), it´s set at the end of the Han dynasty until the Three Kingdoms period.
Starting Situation: Hard
Yep, thats a big dong all up and ready.
"Its Lu Bu"
-Oversimplified Fans 2019
Mate 12 minutes of oversimplified isn't enough to know the war, many 70 HOURS WOULD WORK OUT (no joke that's how long it took me to learn.)
@@dapizzasnake8462 yes i know,the real is more than what is simplified because it just talking about the famous battle and famous character not little character like gongsun zan and zilong and more of them okay
*Alex knowing where the story goes, follows story excepting a different outcome*
Alex:"I followed the story, what can you do?'
Everyone: "Not follow the story!"
You know, the US is currently pissed at Vietnam for manipulating their Dong
Dong really was the Mad King in a way. He had people’s clothes smeared with animal fat and then lit them(the people) on fire. He also listened to them scream like the Mad King.
Then admiral Dong would be outclassed
new intro:" Alex the Rambler"
14:10
In all my years of frustration with EU4, one thing I learned was.
To never attack across rivers, R.I.P manpower & army. XD
They starved because dong zhuo ate theyr all food before died
More content like this its the perfect time for more Romance of the Three Kingdoms!
You should have gave Lu Bu the girl.
Alex the Rambler: Kill him. Kill him now
Me: Palpatine, is that you?
#AlexIsPalpsConfirmed
The game is set in the Three Kingdoms period. The Warring States Period ended 400+ years by the timeline of this game.
Alex this is why you should watch oversimplified.
Mate not even a movie barely covers the war, about 70 HOURS WOULD DO.
Mirppa he does though. He has a ton of Oversimplified merch
Alex The Rambler please use the Philippines and defeat the axis , become a world power or just survive and expand while still being democratic or to monarchy. Use any mod in HOI4
how come you are playing on an old version with the shadowed unit cards?
Nothing but scintillating repartee Alex!
Dong Zhou? More like Dong Swoll.
Who else remembers Alex the rambler from his Rome/Attila total war days?
If this is multiplayer get isp and drew to play this with you
*ISP and legendoftotalwar
1 Dong was harmed during the making of this video
1 Dong was beaten
Love the new intro!
It's confirmed!!!!,Alex the Rambler is Big Daddy Dong Zhuo and Alex's son is Lu Bu
I buoght some electronic sneakers in china, they activate when I give it the voice prompt "Yuan shu?"
I can't believe you let Big Dong die. 😔
Hey Alex. In the pic at the beginning of the video, your hair looks great!
Dong's difficulty: HARD! Why not VERY HARD CA!!!!!
Your Gracious Dong,
I write to inform you that all is well. Our strategy to enlarge your...girth, has gained admirers across China (pls see: only the Han). The Yellow Turban rebels we captured in battle were forced to carry the Jade replica of your Dong before they were released, shamed by having been humiliated in such a fashion. However, as a trade off the rebel activity increased and songs mocking your Dong have been spread to the nearby cities. Additionally, I wish to advise you that trying to stick your Dong into the cavern that is Diao Chan is a very weird thing to do, as her father has claimed in private that his Wang is bigger than your Dong and also Lu Bu is ver-
*the rest of the letter is covered in blood*
-Hidden unopened letter uncovered on Dong Zhou's body upon his death
Great Alex 😁
As someone raised on Dynasty Warriors from.... i'unno... 5? 6? I I appreciate this.
It would be a ding dong eating ding dongs
How's the game so far? I'm really tight on money right now so I would like to know if it's worth the full price right now.
I didn't know robert baratheon was in romance of the three kingdoms
Thanks to OverSimplified, I know How Its gonna end
Every time he says his name I hear Annex The Rambler
Funnier when it is in HOI4
"What if a Massive Dong ruled over China?"
Me: Well, funnily enough, one actually did xD!
Why are you like this?
@@makeandeatgummyleeches5975 hey, i'm just a simple man of facts :P.
Okay I was gonna be an a-hole and say somethig sassy but that is the best way counter an insult without making someone mad!Props to you!Although I was refering to that...video on your channel..
@@makeandeatgummyleeches5975 video on my channel?
fun game: listen to this without watching and guessing which person he is referring to
the biggest of all songs and he is hard
He attaxs
He protexts
But most importenly he *Annex*
Alex your hairline needs a comessar its retreatet
Yeah that's how we did it during ww2 we lured the german in so the ally could mount d-day
Nobody:
Alex: let's make an entire video off big dong jokes🤣🤣
Please play as Sinkiang and conquer modern day China, as well as Mongolia, Japan and the Soviet Union.
Chinese Admiral Dong moved over to Alex's channel.
Seems so
I want to see more Three Kingdoms.
Dong Zhuo is THICK!
Hey guys, I see the capital is on fire, I'm here with my army and I have the emperor.
Wait, the capital is on fire, I'm here with my army and I have the emperor, screw you guys, I'm in charge!
Vsauce renamed his Dong channel to D!ng after it was seen "not be advertiser friendly"
Do another HOI4 but no mods. Be Mexico and try to Conquer North America and the Caribbean. Also, be the Mexican Empire when doing it.
No one would talk about the mustache in the beginning
Ding ding
Who is it
It's me dong zhou
What Hearts of Iron 4 mod is this
More total war please. Oh master of thy hairline
2:28 One might even say your Dong feels a burning sensation.
Defensive player of the year !
Shamefurr display, you should've saved the Dong and penetrate the enemy's defenses.
Does anyone else think that in the opening picture if he had hair he’d look like Freddie Mercury
Bravo to you for not metagaming the Diaochan choice.
Shout to OverSimplified
Lol its funny as lu bu was dong bois son and lu bu killed 2 of his dads already, and geuss what, LU BU KILLED DONG BOI TOO IN REAL LIFE.
did CA forgot about MENG HOU?
Definitely in DLCs.
@@shaochenshi3778 :(
Considering Vsauce's channel DING (as it has always been named) had an issue with "dongs" and demonetization. You like to live dangerously don't you Mr Rambler?
Please play as Communist/Fascist United Kingdom in hoi4 and conquer three of the other major powers. (If communist then you have to conquer the Soviet Union and if Fascist then you have to conquer the German Reich).
Poor Alex and the fall of his big Dong :(
WHY DIDNT YOU SIDE WITH LU??
I like Big Dong hairline jokes
Big boi alex doing it big by play other games than hoi4 , what a god
unbelievebale that this video didnt get demonetized
Alex: "I have a big dong"
190 CE?
more please
It's pronounced, Lee bow.
If the French had not done what they did in WWII, the Brits would have been conquered by the Germans... But yeah...
Today we jump into Total War Three Kingdoms and take control of China as Dong Zhuo, set during the fall of the Han Empire and the warring states period of China I'll see if I can make my empire rise with my Massive Dong
*Insert oversimplified reference here*
Do Cao Cao...hes cool
Just don't steal lu bu's girl.
So if I let Lu Bu marry Diaochan, I assume he wont betray me and he might stay loyal then?
*E X P A N D D O N G*
Why does Rambler's hairline look like French forces in 1940?
DONG jokes 4 days
I came here from Oversimplified
Do more plz also is anyone surprised that Alex likes big dong 😂
Lovely and funny but Cao Cao pronounce just caused me an heart attack p.p
Like half of names.
Lovely english speakers.
No hairline joke, promised.
Who watched the oversimplified video?
Demonitized !
Big Dong ...
MASS LIVE DONG
Do yellow turban revolt
Do sun Jian
And create Wu
With sun ci