When Jane Doe PROMOTES Your Store... | Zenless Zone Zero lore
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
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What Happens when Jane Doe PROMOTES your video store in Zenless Zone Zero? Well she LAUGHS at them of course! From reaching high trust rank and doing Jane Doe's Trust event, AND taking her out on free roam and story commissions, This in depth character lore guide showcases how Jane Doe can be one of the BEST characters to have a promoter for your video store!
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Shout-out to Anton, who advertises the video store by intensely staring at the customers.
Something tell me Anton is really into renting Joe Dirt DVDs and im here for it
I imagine that scene from Spongebob when Patrick tries to sell chocolate by "intensely staring" (popping his eyes back and forth) at the customer.
How do you guys get these information about the character being assigned to the Video Store?
@@weirdguysausage1334 when you're choosing someone, there's a description on the left about what they do to advertise the store xd.
“IT’S OUR TURN, BRO!”
Miyabi goes around challenging martial artist and kendo masters and if they lose they buy a video tape😂
That’s some funny shit right there 👌
Lighter does something similar. He stands outside the video store and challenges people passing by to a fight, and if they lose they have to buy from the store, a tactic that surprisingly works lol
And here I am going to kendo places and yelling “Bankai!” at the top of my lungs in the middle of a sparring session
yup and that results in the funny sight of a long line of buff dudes coming to the store.
also honorable mention to Soukaku that just tapes a sticker to her forehead and.. thats it. Probably stares at people eating at restaurants through the windows. it somehow works and gets people to visit
She don't need, some fans will just follow her and shout "STEP ON ME MIYABI".
I love reading up on each agents promotion methods cause it really shows off their personalities. My personal favorite is Anton with the old fashioned PROLONGED EYE CONTACT, but other ones I find funny are Anby who just dishes out spoilers forcing people to watch movies before she can spill the secrets, Piper who just blasts ads on speakers from steeltusk while taking a nap, Corin who literally just is a helpful little bean giving directions to random people, and Harumasa who does literally nothing but exist around the store and it instantly attracts people to it.
Corin is a precious bean in general
Can I ask, how do you know this? Am I missing something 😂
@@_HanaPanda Read the text in the menu, after clicking on someone, before selecting them
Anby's is just hilarious. She just yells spoilers until people say "STOP. NO. I need to see it now in order to not be spoiled for the whole thing."
Haru's doing the Luigi
Jane doe: You calling me a liar?!
Siblings: *We aint calling you a truther*
Jane living the Cinema Sins life
And doing it better than Jeremy has.
"Assets" I see what you did there 😏
Also I love how Piper does the Promotion WHILE in the Steeltusk cause that's the thing that keeps her Awake lol 😆
ASSets
Can you blame him? Her Assets are massive. I typed this out with one hand.
@nm-foxy-simp270 Wait... Massive? No WAIT NO-
I love how Myiabi walks into the nearest gym and challanges everyone to duel her and if you lose you have to visit the store so.... yeah there are now at one gym's worth of muscleheads in my store
Multiple.
She goes to multiple.
Dread the power of Miyabi.
Help
I have too much protein shake money
The one rat you'd actually want in your business and keep inviting back
Caesar literally manages to shout louder than loudspeakers
best girl no questions asked
Section 6 just standing there and instantly attracting people
Piper apparently using Steeltusk to blast ads
And then there's Corin who genuinely gives people directions
I love her shes so precious
Corin sweeeeeep
Corrin is such an adorable bean. I love her to death, and even though I know she isn't Meta, and I'm pretty early into the story, she's my Physical user of choice, and she's using the Housekeeping that has been upgraded to my max level at the time.
@@Kuronosa Yup me too. C6 and ill try to max her signature soon. My favorite thing about her is how relatable she is. Also the fact that she knows that she ain't the strongest/ best but she still tries her hardest.
@@Kuronosa Tbh, she's my main damage dealer in all parties. I finish most enemies off by stunning them, and then pressing and holding her E until the remaining 1/2 to 3/4 of an enemy's health bar disintigrates. Sure I have been building her the longest, but I have some other characters with near-perfect disc sets and the like, so it doesn't make a lot of sense why they still don't do as well.
Nah, astra billy and anby build or replace billy with ellen joe, thats the best build
"Why would you hire Jane?"
Because i can't get enough of this rat woman in my life
Preach brother
"rat fker is typing....."
I'll assume that Astra Yao will promote the store by literally just standing by the front door and people will automatically flood in.
So, Harumasa's tactics? XD
Nah, she just tweets about it and people flood in the store
It actually makes sense, alot of people who watches movies do so due to critics and video essays about em making them interested
Soukaku literally just longingly looks through restaurant windows with a Random Play poster on her head
Using hate binging as an advancement!
Jane really plays 4d chess
Meanwhile Seth gets scared over the horror genre which also grabs people's attention
goated username 💀🙏
She's cute af so I don't care what she does
Actually imo you should since shes a spy she might bring "bad unwanted vibes" to your home haha😅
@@james8981She’s not a spy, she’s an undercover police informant
Ah, yes. Of course. The Gawr Gura defense
"Morning Miss, is there any good movies about Femme Fatales to watch?"
- A random someone, idk
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
your username gives this comment a whole new context
Honestly I wished we could see a little animation of the agents promoting the store, like either behind the counter or just holding a stack of flyers or just Ben surrounded by children
I find it hilarious...
And bad for business...
But hilarious.
She's basically the average RUclips critic.
Can't forget Anby who spoils movies to the point where people tell her to stop talking so that they can see the movie themselves.
Piper is good,she just blast ads through steel tusk
Once you actually see how they advertise your store, it just gets funnier sometimes
I prefer Miyabi only cuz she literally beats people up in Kendo Dojos to help promote the store.
that looks like a health code violation
Nah she'll make me more healthy
@MazAzif by health means sexually assault you, yes
Wait you are into that 💀
@MazAzif phys ed if ykyk
thats insane
As the amazing TomSka calls it, she's a film bastard. Basically someone who says facts or things of the movie before or as you are watching it. (it's not trying to be disrespectful, it's funny, Tom's one too.)
Sat Rex
Sat Rex
Its canon that she's also a troll, loves doing nothing and eating snacks while probably watching something...
Is she really doing the phone games marketing strats where in the ad they do everything wrong and we download it to correct it? I honestly see it this way.
Also shes such a cutie patootie i can't
perfect!
@roller4312 literally a wife material in my eyes.
Inteligent, playful, adorable, caring and fun. Nothing too fancy yet those qualities are so hard to find in real life
Anby being an a$$ by spoiling the movies to get them to buy it is genius
High trust rank ❌
High thrust rank ✅
I'll be honest Jane is the Remy for movies. The "Ratatouille" for promoting movies.
I DEMAND MORE Ratarouille Jane art immediately.
All i can imagine is her Suduing every costumer that comes to the store for some reason
you can say she rizz them up
I feel a strong urge to get “trust” with Jane doe
I also want to "trust" jane doe...
Max thrust rank
@ walking physic.
I want Jane back in banner rotation 😭
...you know I've never actually noticed anyone promoting the store and thought it was like expeditions in HSR
It basically is. We just have some lore elements of what they're doing
And then theres Anby going out of her way to spoil the movie so that customers shut her up and buys movies before she fully spoils it.
Seth would believe what she said sooooooo
All people inside of the Videoclub buys a membership for life with Jane's shift
They will buy her fans if ykyk
I am reminded of Sir Christopher Lee.
Nobody is mentioning her t-Rex arms
Mostly because everyone knows that rats stand like that, matching Jane's character
I'm sure she sells everyone on the siblings premium subscription
Because she's a rat girl bro. You don't hear anyone questioning Nekomata on why she meows and crouches on all fours.
Rat girl doing rat stuff basically
@@raikonzero i love the fact in a bond mission, if she comes to the store, she has the urge to knock over the arranged movies. It's genuinely adorable to see how she tries to hold back
Everyones attention, including mine, now id like ten of whatever shes selling
20000+ says that people do buy......... staff
Life sized ratatouille
She's just gyatt asf
My 2 favorite are Miyabi and Harumasa.
Miyabi goes to a Kendo dojo and challanges everyone to a fight and the loser has to rent a movie from Random Plays causing a flood of buff dudes at the store
Harumasa does nothing and is even late to show up and promote but still fills the store with his fans because they want to enter the raffle of winning his autograph
That just make things more enticing to buy, not only as to appreciate what is done right, but what is done wrong to improve it.
And Jane's very persuasive too.
When anby forces you to rent the videotapes to avoid getting spoiled by her.
If she's the one selling... I'm buying the whole store
She's worth it :]
This was fun.
The "Assets" is crazy💀
There is absolutely ZERO chance i was going to cover Jane of all woman and not point out how much this woman is "capable" of.
I personally love how asaba does it like dude doesnt do anything just hangs around the store and people come by themselves cus they MIGHT get an autograph crazyy
siblings: promote the video stores not ranting, Jane!!
Well she got my attention now
Something tells me that when she shows up, there’s a big line of guys at the door.
You got a closer look if you buy three items
Shout-out to Lighter for just trying to fight anyone going into the store 😭
She definitely got the assets to back it up
Jane is a movie critic? Nice. We need more of those and a lot less glazers in the world.
Anby is a classic and i honestly like it the most
Jane seems genuine when she speaks to Wise/Belle. I wonder if her being nice to them is all part of her act.
My personal favourite is Lighter, who just stands there looking like a bodyguard outside the store and challenging everyone to a fight
Anby just continously says spoilers until she convinces people to go to the store.
I still believe Nicole does some wonders.
Another favourite of mine is Harumasa who, true to his work ethic, doesn't even show up to promote 💀
Instead he sends over waves of fans who believe if they buy something from our store that they'll enter a raffle for his autograph
Nothing will ever top Anby’s method of promoting.
Oh yeah she can just say buy and they will
Imma stick with ellen or piper sleeping on some bench somehow getting people interested in the store
Lemme say this if Jane works I’m going bankrupt and putting my stocks into that store for the love of god
Sat rex
Jane Supremacy, the GOAT
I think they want to buy her 🗿
She can manipulate Seth to buy the videotape though.. I guess..
she ratted proxy video store
"oh wait"
Me when I see bad fight choreography. Context I did.
Ten years of martial arts.
the virgin liar rat vs. The Gigachad Anton
I remember putting Ben to work for seven days login non-stop and got an achievement 😭
It says something like "respect the work policy" 😂😅
I think they in fact buy things cus they want to return to see her again
I want her rerur bo bad! I love her!! ❤❤❤
Harumasa literally just in the vicinity and saying they have a chance to get his autograph if they buy a tape. Boom. Profit
i would invite ben cause GOD DAMN HE A COOL GOOD BEAR
Hot Take: I'm not putting Jane as Video Store Manager. She kind of doesn't fit.
The things I wanna say about Jane doe Batman could not beat out of me
Still can't believe that she has the same va as Yaoyao, but... GOOD STRATEGY!!!
Saywhatnow?
SHE DOES.
She literally is YAOYAO from Genshin 😭😭😭
so she like correctly rage bait
I just want the physical chip ...
Anby still the funniest, she made people buy movie by YAPPING SPOILERS, and only stops when the customer decided to buy lmao
sat rex can do whatever she wants to promote the store
Well how Jane does it is she promotes alternative options of movies that are within the video store
And in that case, people would believe that their previously bought tape has a worse rating than RandomPlay's video tapes
Ohhh she has ASSets alright…
She can buy me. . .
. . . Oh wait, im supposed to buy stuff.
Jane has them Christopher Lee vibes 😅
I mean...thats not really a BAD way to do it. Think about how many channals there are on RUclips that criticize how things are done in movies and explain how they actually work IRL. Its a good way to drum up interest.
Also, her...assets certainly help with that.
Shout out to Ellen who just sleeps in the counter
They probably do just to get more of her attention.. I can see it happening.. 🤣
I PICK LIGHTER
Gah i love her cute little nose.