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  • Опубликовано: 19 июн 2024
  • I set out to find the perfect Manhattan by making 42 of them.
    In an earlier episode, the Vesper Martini specifically, I mused about the idea of a drink matrix: taking two variables, plotting them on an X and Y axis and running through them all. It seemed like a fun idea, and I asked twitter what I should start with, and the most common answer was a Manhattan. Seven ryes crossed by six vermouths yield forty two drinks, which got me into a bit of trouble as you'll see in this episode. But I also think this is super interesting and really informative, and there's some real surprises here too.
    Whiskies (in order of line up):
    Michter's Kentucky Straight Rye
    Rittenhouse Straight Rye
    Old Forester Kentucky Straight Rye
    Whistle Pig Straight Rye
    Alberta Premium Cask Strength Rye
    Bulleit Straight American Rye
    High West Rendezvous Rye
    Matrix Timeline by Row:
    00:00​ - Explaining the plan
    05:14​ - Martini and Rossi Sweet Vermouth
    10:54​ - Noilly Prat Rouge Vermouth
    16:35​ - Carpano Antica Formula Sweet Vermouth
    23:48​ - Punt E Mes Sweet Vermouth
    31:24​ - Dolin Sweet Vermouth
    37:56​ - Starlino Hotel Rosso Vermouth
    After all that Greg's Favorite is Antica Formula with Alberta Premium
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Комментарии • 3,2 тыс.

  • @howtodrink
    @howtodrink  3 года назад +318

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    • @jesuschrist9977
      @jesuschrist9977 3 года назад +7

      You've gotten me into the idea of mixing drinks. I've been reading imbibe, and it is really a treasure trove of information.

    • @clyde2599
      @clyde2599 3 года назад +3

      Stay safe dude

    • @cavv0667
      @cavv0667 3 года назад +1

      Damn Madman!!!

    • @zomgz932
      @zomgz932 3 года назад +3

      i would love for you to re visit the alberta premium manhattan but with the standard AP because the cask strength stuff is a special edition that no longer exists sadly and even as a canadian can not find it any more.

    • @FyreDrac
      @FyreDrac 3 года назад +2

      Glad you made it out the other side alive. :)

  • @procerator
    @procerator 3 года назад +6140

    This episode can be used to teach actors different levels of drunkenness.

    • @PatrickKniesler
      @PatrickKniesler 3 года назад +383

      When he was 80% through his hand started SHOOTING towards wherever his eyes looked with EXTREME SPEED. I was afraid. Very entertained, but also afraid.

    • @Wycher
      @Wycher 3 года назад +15

      @@PatrickKniesler afraid of what lmao

    • @tamlandipper29
      @tamlandipper29 3 года назад +11

      @@PatrickKniesler Does yours not?

    • @jasonobrien1004
      @jasonobrien1004 3 года назад +44

      @@Wycher afraid he’d smash something with his hands on accident

    • @EL-Steve
      @EL-Steve 2 года назад +57

      as an actor, its specifically why Im downloading it

  • @yellowpeanut13
    @yellowpeanut13 3 года назад +3591

    Call him Einstein because this is the Manhattan project

    • @nonasuomi282
      @nonasuomi282 3 года назад +286

      @Joshua Simonson I am become alcohol, destroyer of livers

    • @LuckyLeftie66
      @LuckyLeftie66 3 года назад +63

      Missed opportunity to title this the Manhattan project

    • @TheRealFDR
      @TheRealFDR 3 года назад +30

      HELLO BOYS IM BACK
      YE HAVE SUMMONED ME!

    • @____________838
      @____________838 3 года назад +16

      @@TheRealFDR Go back to whence you came!

    • @dashhazard8526
      @dashhazard8526 3 года назад +4

      @Joshua Simonson You beat me to it...

  • @bbqbiscuit
    @bbqbiscuit 3 года назад +2952

    I love how at the beginning he was like "I took one sip per drink" and as we go on, we see him taking two or three, sometimes four sips per drink.

    • @alexxander966
      @alexxander966 2 года назад +157

      Three tiny sips = one regular sip
      His logic, probably

    • @BazilRat
      @BazilRat 2 года назад +201

      He said "IF I only have one sip" - establishing the absolute bare minimum he could possibly have drunk.

    • @Lucarioguild7
      @Lucarioguild7 2 года назад +65

      Yeah after that preamble at the beginning I was wincing every time he went back to try a previous one to compare

    • @mukkaar
      @mukkaar 2 года назад +21

      Drunk sip can be between 1 and 5.

    • @clownmoshpit2778
      @clownmoshpit2778 2 года назад +30

      There’s definitely a fuck it moment for almost everyone when drinking to a certain extent.

  • @TakaComics
    @TakaComics 3 года назад +2356

    Wife: What the hell did you do?
    Greg: Sorry I slipped and fell into 42 very interesting and complex Manhattans.

    • @swj719
      @swj719 2 года назад +77

      Well, 36, plus the 6 from the Michters...

    • @turntablefinds1242
      @turntablefinds1242 2 года назад +34

      EVOLUTIONARY Manhattans, dear

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 года назад +26

      Wife: "So... that's a no on the wine tonight?"
      Greg: *[Pukes just thinking about it]*

    • @craigphillips3154
      @craigphillips3154 Год назад +16

      The only proper response would have been: "Research! I was doing research!"

    • @TheEnder515
      @TheEnder515 4 месяца назад

      ​@swj719 I might grab a bottle of old Forrester, though.

  • @calebnash5309
    @calebnash5309 3 года назад +2807

    "Oh hes trashed"
    *sees that theres another 30 minutes*

  • @travis1240
    @travis1240 3 года назад +3435

    As someone who asked for the "manhattan matrix" I feel partly responsible for this.

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 3 года назад +116

      *It's All Your Fault!*
      Thank You ☺️

    • @ahpadt
      @ahpadt 3 года назад +24

      Thank you!

    • @jpb3305
      @jpb3305 3 года назад +20

      Thank you.

    • @falsenames
      @falsenames 3 года назад +73

      I also asked for this, but I thought it would be over the course of several days. I take responsibility for not specifying this time frame.

    • @Sue_D_Nymn
      @Sue_D_Nymn 3 года назад +29

      Greg's liver hates you

  • @coleblackman8613
    @coleblackman8613 3 года назад +771

    "this tastes like dirt and moldy cherries" two seconds later, "I don't hate it."

  • @aapjew18
    @aapjew18 2 года назад +447

    I am absolutely amazed that all the glassware survived.

    • @rurugby
      @rurugby Год назад +7

      It's true

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs 9 месяцев назад +8

      47:25 Greg slumps unconscious across the counter and knocks over every glass and every bottle.

  • @mcmire
    @mcmire 3 года назад +2019

    GREG: Don't try this at home!
    ME: Oh this is gonna be a *good* episode.........

    • @davidmathieson8661
      @davidmathieson8661 3 года назад +56

      Greg: Don't try this at home!
      Me (already halfway to the cabinet): dammit

    • @originalusername7186
      @originalusername7186 3 года назад +36

      YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO GREG!!
      ITS MY STOMACH LINING AND ILL DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT!!

    • @MortRotu
      @MortRotu 3 года назад +4

      I heard that n thought exactly the same

  • @jeremywomack7090
    @jeremywomack7090 3 года назад +509

    I'm not having a glass of whiskey Sharon. I'm having FORTY. It's called a matrix and its CLASSY!

    • @kasag37
      @kasag37 3 года назад +18

      i would love to hear Randy Marsh say that

    • @crisnguyen571
      @crisnguyen571 3 года назад +13

      With a side of creme fraiicheee

    • @opeth89wtf
      @opeth89wtf 3 года назад +3

      holy fucking shit. yes.

    • @Amshatelia88
      @Amshatelia88 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopherengland7245
    @christopherengland7245 2 года назад +708

    Greg did not stare into the abyss, he walked in knee deep with his hands on his hips took in a breath and said in the same state of mind as a Midwesterner who walked outside during a tornado to get a better look "I know this was a bad idea, but I could not resist" lol.

    • @smithy1578
      @smithy1578 2 года назад +41

      As a man from Missouri aka tornado alley I can confirm we do go outside when there is bad winds to watch for tornadoes

    • @anarken1598
      @anarken1598 2 года назад +27

      @@smithy1578 Iowa, we just like to take a gander

    • @blakethornsbrough1528
      @blakethornsbrough1528 2 года назад +15

      Indiana and there's functionally no difference between being indoors and on the porch/garage to take a peek if there's a funnel cloud.

    • @CyberGenesis1
      @CyberGenesis1 9 месяцев назад +2

      Quit callin us out like that man

    • @AnnaWillo
      @AnnaWillo 5 месяцев назад +1

      do not listen to Blake 😆😆😆

  • @VoiceUnder
    @VoiceUnder 3 года назад +607

    The idea of him hosting a tasting room in person and passing out in front of his customers while presenting is hilarious.

    • @llab3903
      @llab3903 2 года назад +11

      I just spit out my soup. As a chef, this idea is hilarious

    • @Fichtelslynkahoudn
      @Fichtelslynkahoudn Год назад +7

      @@llab3903 no, soup is fine, you don't have to spit that out it's not gonna poison you

    • @matthewgumabon7498
      @matthewgumabon7498 Год назад +1

      @@Fichtelslynkahoudn I’m not a chef, but I would think that chefs don’t actually swallow food during big tastings because food tastes different depending on how hungry you are.
      A starving person could eat anything warm and decent and think it was from the gods.
      But an absolutely stuffed person would get nauseous at the sight of even the best Michelin star dishes.

    • @Fichtelslynkahoudn
      @Fichtelslynkahoudn Год назад

      @@matthewgumabon7498 i don't even want to know how much food is wasted for such things. As an avid home cook and food lover i wouldn't ever conduct multi meal tastings at all, as i much rather want to observe the whole Effect of a Single meal, including how the food impacts the stomach, the grade of food induced lethargy et cetera. all of those criteria are important for me to judge food. The experience is much more than just taste, even more so for food than for spirits or wine. But that's just a Theory. A Booze Theory ;)

  • @jacquelinwicklund8559
    @jacquelinwicklund8559 3 года назад +1357

    Drunken man roasts Michter's Rye for 45 minutes.

    • @TheTspaeth
      @TheTspaeth 2 года назад +22

      As someone that has a bottle of Michter's in the bar I felt personally attacked.

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 2 года назад +23

      @@TheTspaeth you should.

    • @The_Jovian
      @The_Jovian 2 года назад +16

      Most of what I've learned here is to not buy Michter's

    • @JavelinActual
      @JavelinActual 2 года назад +13

      @@The_Jovian I've learned that I should buy Alberta Premium...

    • @The_Jovian
      @The_Jovian 2 года назад +5

      @@JavelinActual only the cask strength stuff. Their usual stuff is in plastic jugs

  • @TanayLuthra
    @TanayLuthra 3 года назад +1629

    By the end, you could've given him Nyquil and he would still say cherry and dirt

    • @john-paul3271
      @john-paul3271 3 года назад +20

      LOL!

    • @falsenames
      @falsenames 3 года назад +94

      only the red NyQuil. The green death NyQuill will continue to taste like green death.

    • @alexfraze12087
      @alexfraze12087 3 года назад +12

      @@falsenames there's red Nyquil? I know there's Dayquil which was red/orange

    • @falsenames
      @falsenames 3 года назад +26

      @@alexfraze12087 Yeah, night time NyQuil is generally either red or green and DayQuil is usually orange.

    • @LanguagesWithAndrew
      @LanguagesWithAndrew 3 года назад +14

      Omg I’m dying laughing at these comments.

  • @pentalacroix
    @pentalacroix 2 года назад +353

    Watching his eyes just get bigger and bigger but the fact he's still focused on the mission is absolutely hilarious and so compelling

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 2 года назад +13

      There’s that point of drunk where you hit the single-mindedness

    • @thesportswarehouse8853
      @thesportswarehouse8853 8 месяцев назад +1

      He loves what he does 🤷‍♂️

    • @TheEnder515
      @TheEnder515 4 месяца назад

      Bro stumbled to his bed after this.

  • @youriwessels3119
    @youriwessels3119 3 года назад +461

    When I saw the disclaimer I was like "it can't be that bad", then I saw his first "sip" and was like "oh, oh no"

  • @amrshri1
    @amrshri1 3 года назад +2461

    Greg halfway through
    "My plan was calculated....man am I bad at math"

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  3 года назад +610

      I truly am

    • @Rafael_Fuchs
      @Rafael_Fuchs 3 года назад +127

      I read this comment right as he was saying, "2+2=6" I hadn't laughed that hard all week. Lol

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 3 года назад +1024

    It’s a brave man who records his drunken ramblings and publishes them. Most of us are fortunate enough to have them forgotten the next morning.

    • @Bluebelle51
      @Bluebelle51 3 года назад +24

      the REALLY fortunate, don't have friends with cameras during our drunken ramblings

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад +14

      I somehow managed to remember and recall minute details including things I’ve said and done and who was around and where I was from when I was drunk.
      I really can’t get drunk enough to lose control and when I get drunk enough (after a very excessive alcohol consumption attempt, like downing a vodka bottle) I just go to sleep and wake up ultra-hammered.

    • @hanbill
      @hanbill 3 года назад

      I love your prof pic

    • @TheKyleMark
      @TheKyleMark 3 года назад +4

      @@Bluebelle51 a good policy when partying with other grown folks is to lock up the phones early. 😂

    • @cathya7045
      @cathya7045 3 года назад

      I should be grateful that Discord doesn't have a recording feature just trust me LOL

  • @Brandyalla
    @Brandyalla 3 года назад +713

    After drinking the equivalent of an entire fifth of rye, still has the reflexes to catch a falling battle. I am impressed

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana 2 года назад +72

      It’s like a dad who just woke up and sees his child falling, still groggy, but very much protective.

    • @chucklesdeclown8819
      @chucklesdeclown8819 2 года назад +34

      ahh yes, battles do tend to fall off the table

    • @finickybits8055
      @finickybits8055 2 года назад +1

      @@mx_nana_banana definitely dad-reflexes

    • @shilohstore6086
      @shilohstore6086 2 года назад +14

      Battle Freudian slip 😂

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 2 года назад +36

      @@shilohstore6086 This was a battle, the liver vs Alcohol

  • @jaydub2971
    @jaydub2971 2 года назад +94

    We needed the followup episode: Greg creates a matrix of Gatorade & painkillers the next morning.

  • @uraniumrock8381
    @uraniumrock8381 3 года назад +632

    The suspense of whether he'd spill or knock something over was riveting

    • @Gtank74
      @Gtank74 3 года назад +22

      I have never been so on the edge of my seat on RUclips before. I thought my heart would stop.

    • @ZephyrKK
      @ZephyrKK 3 года назад +2

      Right?! 😅🤣

    • @italiana626sc
      @italiana626sc 3 года назад +5

      I was honestly quite surprised and impressed.

    • @MrCalldean
      @MrCalldean 3 года назад +22

      That catch around 44:28 tho - I couldn't do that sober.

    • @mikeyjay3225
      @mikeyjay3225 3 года назад +7

      Even with constantly picking up everything, incredible

  • @Levi-Salmon
    @Levi-Salmon 3 года назад +2489

    "I wouldn't want to chill this water and incorporate any fridge taste"
    *Strains through fingers*

    • @ThePeaceluffer
      @ThePeaceluffer 3 года назад +38

      nah, he said people would complain about that

    • @toniibaloneyy9265
      @toniibaloneyy9265 3 года назад +33

      He is a gentleman and a scholar. 🧐👨‍🎓💛

    • @andresramos5166
      @andresramos5166 3 года назад +27

      This cocktail has finger prints all over it, humany and skinny.

    • @nicolemulready6329
      @nicolemulready6329 3 года назад +6

      I think he meant not using water from the fridge spigot, but I could be wrong

    • @yocats9974
      @yocats9974 3 года назад +6

      What's the point of straining with your fingers if there's a good 3-4 milimeters of space between them? Anything that could get through wouldn't be noticed considering how drunk he is

  • @leere5524
    @leere5524 3 года назад +396

    44:26 considering how absolutely smashed he is, this save is impressive as fuck lol

    • @christianborglum4777
      @christianborglum4777 2 года назад +5

      Here, here!

    • @Boba-licious
      @Boba-licious 2 года назад +18

      Came down to the comments just to look for someone taking about that save! It was impressive as hell!

    • @leondrinks5076
      @leondrinks5076 2 года назад +5

      The proud laugh. XD

    • @AL-pu7ux
      @AL-pu7ux 2 года назад +1

      Wasn’t so lucky with the margaritas.

    • @inigo137
      @inigo137 Год назад +1

      and then he laughs like the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz, lol

  • @WildSeven19
    @WildSeven19 2 года назад +185

    I like how alcohol just makes everyone overpronounce the shit out of vaguely non-English words.

  • @ClemePF
    @ClemePF 3 года назад +526

    Should’ve named this episode “How to drunk”

  • @pieman1019
    @pieman1019 3 года назад +375

    The 1st sip isn't the issue. Everytime he does back for the 2nd sip is what really adds up

    • @fuduzan5562
      @fuduzan5562 3 года назад +50

      Believe it or not, both contain alcohol.

    • @masonharris9166
      @masonharris9166 3 года назад +43

      @@fuduzan5562 nah, the drink let's you have your first sip free, but then you pay for everything after.

    • @tac6894
      @tac6894 3 года назад +7

      Enter, the 3rd sip

    • @jeffbonds3850
      @jeffbonds3850 3 года назад +4

      and on some of them it was like 4 sips kmsl

  • @andromedabear4376
    @andromedabear4376 3 года назад +719

    I feel like this episode needs a sip counter, just because of the double or triple sips Greg ends up taking

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 2 года назад +13

      To be fair he says he figures his average sip is about an ounce and it's definitely less than that. The drinks he mixes are like 4 ounces to begin with and I don't think he's sipping a quarter of them with each sip. The triple sips probably just bring it close to how much he estimated he drank.

    • @rorrick4567
      @rorrick4567 2 года назад +28

      although if you are wondering how many sips he did take, I counted as best I could and he did, give or take 5 sips, 69 total (heh big funny number)

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 2 года назад +5

      ​@@rorrick4567 nice

    • @left4twenty
      @left4twenty Год назад +15

      @@vitriolicAmaranth So I estimate a sip at 15 ml, its about a tablespoon in cooking, enough to wet your mouth and make a little swallow. 69 x 15ml = 1035ml, otherwise known as a liter, of alcohol. 40% alcohol by volume, that's like drinking 400ml of everclear. But because no one in their sane mind would drink straight everclear, I hope, for regular shots, 1035ml is about 23 1.5 oz shots

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth Год назад +1

      @@left4twenty I think closer to 10 mL. Like I said, about 1/3 of an oz, an oz being about 30 mL. 276 mL of everclear is still quite a bit, of course.

  • @gock0w976
    @gock0w976 3 года назад +544

    Michters is $120 in oz, Bullit is like $60, you've saved me a good fistfull of clams Greg, cheers!

    • @angelwhispers2060
      @angelwhispers2060 3 года назад +34

      0.o anyone charging that kind of scratch for michter's it's completely out of their freaking mind.

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc 3 года назад +5

      What is oz?

    • @c5natie1
      @c5natie1 3 года назад +45

      @@angelwhispers2060 he means Australia, not ounce

    • @c5natie1
      @c5natie1 3 года назад +3

      @@DatBoi-mo9vc Australia

    • @keyboardmamma
      @keyboardmamma 2 года назад +49

      @@angelwhispers2060 Gotta love our ridiculous tax system on alcohol. All supposedly to protect teens from the dangers of binge drinking yet you can buy 4 litres of disgusting boxed wine at like 35 proof for like $10. Makes sense...

  • @magistergreen
    @magistergreen 3 года назад +442

    "How much is a taste?"
    Tastes each one more than once.
    Tastes the over-proof ones several times.

    • @timothyjohnson224
      @timothyjohnson224 3 года назад +37

      LOL yeah his math from the beginning goes out the window when he keeps going back for comparison tastes. He might as well double the number of sips.

    • @lwhite513
      @lwhite513 3 года назад +1

      😂🤣

    • @lagilicious101
      @lagilicious101 3 года назад +3

      Only on 23:00 and he’s already Spicy

    • @sammorrissey104
      @sammorrissey104 3 года назад +12

      I saw him take two sips of the first one and I knew he was in for a ride

    • @majormojo9830
      @majormojo9830 3 года назад +10

      73 sips i counted

  • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
    @LOVEMUFFIN_official 3 года назад +417

    Anyone else ridiculously impressed with Greg successfully catching that falling bottle of High West while also being the most inebriated we've ever seen him on camera?

    • @johku7638
      @johku7638 3 года назад +42

      It's the sauced physics. While drunk as skunk, you can never spill alcohol!

    • @DAYBROK3
      @DAYBROK3 3 года назад +17

      @@johku7638 you can fall down a flight of stairs and not spill a drop

    • @sophiamarchildon3998
      @sophiamarchildon3998 3 года назад +4

      Almost the drunkest? Which vid tops this?

    • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
      @LOVEMUFFIN_official 3 года назад +4

      @@sophiamarchildon3998 “also”, not “almost”. An easy misunderstanding.

    • @bombshellblonde544
      @bombshellblonde544 3 года назад +5

      LOL I actually rewound to re-watch that. Drunken master Greg over here

  • @davosan6782
    @davosan6782 3 года назад +636

    Not gonna lie, super impressed with how long he actually remains able to iterate what he's saying correctly 🤣

    • @LudacritzTTV
      @LudacritzTTV 2 года назад +15

      Unfortunately, by the end, can we -really- trust his taste on the manhattans, or had his tastebuds been compromised by the excessive amount of alcohol he had already consumed? lol

    • @davosan6782
      @davosan6782 2 года назад +12

      @@LudacritzTTV I'd have to agree to the latter. No one's tasting anything right after that much alcohol 🤣

    • @LudacritzTTV
      @LudacritzTTV 2 года назад +29

      I DO respect that he only made the mistake once, realized the mistake, and found a solution to it in the future.

    • @davosan6782
      @davosan6782 2 года назад +1

      @@LudacritzTTV 100%

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 2 года назад +1

      Or stand...

  • @coffeeproblems5780
    @coffeeproblems5780 2 года назад +241

    As healthy as this wasn't, hammered Greg was hilarious

  • @sarahthomas7692
    @sarahthomas7692 3 года назад +558

    I genuinely expected this episode to end in a blizzard of broken glass scored to Edith Piaf's "Non, je ne regrette rien" in extreme slow motion.

    • @lucienleonardi8122
      @lucienleonardi8122 3 года назад +11

      The extreme slow motion is what tops it all

    • @fhqwhgads1670
      @fhqwhgads1670 3 года назад +7

      I can see this in my head and it is glorious!

    • @sarahthomas7692
      @sarahthomas7692 3 года назад +6

      @@fhqwhgads1670 your username makes me smile in nostalgia. Everybody to the limit!

    • @JJ-fg2wd
      @JJ-fg2wd 3 года назад +2

      @@sarahthomas7692 whoa....he spelled fhqwhgads right

    • @sanuelkessler8435
      @sanuelkessler8435 3 года назад

      I wouldn't have doubted that for a second! Now I have to go watch Inception again.

  • @chinaski7263
    @chinaski7263 3 года назад +1484

    “Greg, we can just film the outro when you’re less shit-faced and edit it in later...”
    Greg: “NO! U’m alriddy dirting it!”
    Gotta admire the commitment.

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  3 года назад +565

      It would have been a conversation with myself since I’m all alone here.

    • @chinaski7263
      @chinaski7263 3 года назад +105

      @@howtodrink You’re even braver than I thought! I suppose next you’re going to tell me you also write the hilarious captions we see during your tasting notes?

    • @silasstryder
      @silasstryder 3 года назад +19

      @@chinaski7263 I think his wife does

    • @TheEmoUte
      @TheEmoUte 3 года назад +14

      @@silasstryder I think it’s pretty much been confirmed that he writes the captions as well.

    • @adonissakellariou6051
      @adonissakellariou6051 3 года назад +20

      @@howtodrink YOU CLEANED UP AND DID ALL THE CAMERA PUTTING AWAY AFTER?!

  • @samantharynn9683
    @samantharynn9683 Год назад +51

    Greg nearly knocking over the bottle of High west after tasting all of those manhattans... and STILL catching it is the sign of a true barman. Never let a good bottle go to waste by way of falling to the floor haha

  • @hraesvilgr
    @hraesvilgr Год назад +90

    Nearly two years later and I'm still coming back to this episode for flavor combination notes, this time for Dolin... and cracking up each time. Thank you for your liver's sacrifice, Greg.

  • @cepwwpec
    @cepwwpec 3 года назад +382

    He did all the calculations, but boy... he was bad at math

    • @Amshatelia88
      @Amshatelia88 3 года назад +2

      For the math nerds here, this is a 2+2=5 moment...

  • @CaesarSaladin7
    @CaesarSaladin7 3 года назад +1589

    The cocktail is become death, the destroyer of worlds. It’s the Manhattan Project.

    • @sethkeown5965
      @sethkeown5965 3 года назад +38

      Arrest comment here. You have my applause.

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 3 года назад +21

      Well, that is how I will dub all different forms of a Manhattan. "The Manhattan Project".

    • @txoricin
      @txoricin 3 года назад +5

      Muy buena esa señor mío

    • @thebard5019
      @thebard5019 2 года назад +8

      Jolly good pun sir

    • @Communist-Doge
      @Communist-Doge 2 года назад +2

      Lol'd.

  • @kzkronic4003
    @kzkronic4003 2 года назад +82

    Greg:
    "I stand by whatever I said earlier."
    Words to live by.
    Starts episode with " Don't try this at home. It was a bad idea (execution)." Gets drunk says to hell with it. We'll do it live. Major friday night live vibes at one point. A man on conviction and will power. I salute you sir

  • @Flickstro
    @Flickstro 3 года назад +159

    Missed opportunity to call this episode "The Manhattan Project"

    • @1014p
      @1014p 2 года назад +14

      Oh man thats fantastic, it would pull in random people researching the project.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 6 месяцев назад

      It certainly lives up to the destructive potential of the episode.

  • @Swordandsteel
    @Swordandsteel 3 года назад +643

    Always wanted to see Greg get actively blitzed on camera. Thats what I’m here for baby

    • @robinohara226
      @robinohara226 3 года назад +18

      tiki drinks episode

    • @VexChoccyMilk
      @VexChoccyMilk 3 года назад +10

      Imagine how much fun it would have been on the sea shanty episode!

    • @idkisaidit
      @idkisaidit 3 года назад +1

      Hard same.

    • @ninjacole803
      @ninjacole803 3 года назад

      The lives are the best for that

    • @retrofettgaming2661
      @retrofettgaming2661 3 года назад

      Check out the Frose episode. It was nothing short of pure Chaos

  • @timseguine2
    @timseguine2 3 года назад +1705

    Alternate title: "Greg drinks an entire fifth of rye"

    • @VladdViever
      @VladdViever 3 года назад +36

      This made me spit out my drink.

    • @rakghoul6393
      @rakghoul6393 3 года назад +78

      @@VladdViever something Greg should've done here

    • @angelwhispers2060
      @angelwhispers2060 2 года назад +11

      Literally one and a little bit more than half of a wine bottle worth of cocktail.

    • @Szanth
      @Szanth 2 года назад +6

      @@angelwhispers2060 Over probably not a very long time, too.

    • @rolux4853
      @rolux4853 2 года назад +4

      What’s a fifth? A fifth of what?
      Is that another weird way Americans measure stuff?

  • @FaptnUndrpants
    @FaptnUndrpants 2 года назад +78

    Should make another channel "How Not To Drink" and just fill it with bloopers and drunk moments.

  • @idkisaidit
    @idkisaidit 2 года назад +61

    I still laugh every time i watch this and Greg casually just says he’s gonna make 42 drinks for himself like its nbd

  • @wraggal
    @wraggal 3 года назад +372

    The background music should have gradually and imperceptibly started to warble and warp as the episode goes on

    • @areminderofwhatweare
      @areminderofwhatweare 3 года назад +46

      If you ignore his warnings and play along at home, it will. So will his voice. And the screen. And the room around you.

    • @marwinout
      @marwinout 3 года назад +2

      u should be a producer of a webshow

    • @doowi1182
      @doowi1182 3 года назад +6

      A la "Everywhere at the End of Time"

    • @savag3salad813
      @savag3salad813 3 года назад +1

      @@doowi1182 ah a man of culture and taste I see

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад

      Dave Benning
      Weak

  • @jonmiller4358
    @jonmiller4358 3 года назад +522

    So this is why we didn’t hear from you in over a month lol.

    • @jacobtuley2573
      @jacobtuley2573 3 года назад +15

      I think he probably recorded this right after the last video and it took this long to recover lol

    • @inscruitablefilletknifesha2681
      @inscruitablefilletknifesha2681 3 года назад +6

      He needed a full liver transplant after this shoot

  • @IHaveManyRegrets
    @IHaveManyRegrets 2 года назад +46

    31:24 is really the moment you can tell he's graduated from regular drunk to trashed

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 2 года назад +49

    16:49
    "This verna-mouth-"
    We are at 14 out of 42, and he keeps taking second drinks, "to be sure." This gone be BAD.

  • @ijustwanttogofast2762
    @ijustwanttogofast2762 3 года назад +209

    The cat like reflexes to catch the high west bottle at the end while completely wasted was the most impressive thing I’ve seen in 2021

    • @mothman6380
      @mothman6380 3 года назад +11

      The drunken master

    • @NothingPicksLocks
      @NothingPicksLocks 3 года назад +4

      I was gonna say the same exact thing. He deserves some sort of award or at least 100 party points!

  • @unorthodoxromance254
    @unorthodoxromance254 3 года назад +159

    This is like the reverse version of Fry’s 100 cups of coffee in Futurama.

  • @unclejeezy674
    @unclejeezy674 Год назад +21

    "I'm going to pour 42 Manhattans"....
    "This is the worst, I love, it tastes like plastic, but I want to marry it"

  • @itsonlyafleshwound9024
    @itsonlyafleshwound9024 2 года назад +150

    Since his sips are about 1,5 ounces, he drank 63 ounces (~1,85L) of a drink that has (according to google) around 30% alcohol. And thats if he took just one sip of each. For comparison, he drank more alcohol than if he had emptied 2 bottles of fireball by himself.

    • @abelq8008
      @abelq8008 Год назад +10

      1.5 seems like alot per sip.

    • @itsonlyafleshwound9024
      @itsonlyafleshwound9024 Год назад +10

      @@abelq8008 This is based on his own measurements. He said himself that he takes huge "sips".

    • @armourdillo1236
      @armourdillo1236 Год назад +4

      @@itsonlyafleshwound9024 Late, but if he was taking 1.5 ounce sips he would be drinking nearly half the cocktail, which he clearly isn't. 0.5 of an ounce is more realistic.

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 Год назад +2

      @@itsonlyafleshwound9024 1.5 ounces seems huge, more like a full blown gulp than a sip. That´s about 45ml. 100ml (3oz)is about as much as you can possibly get into your mouth, or the content of a small jam jar. Taking a 1.5oz sip of cocktail is serious commitment, and judging from what he leaves in the glasses, 0.5-1 seems more likely. times 42, that´s still way more than enough for a pretty rough morning after.

  • @bunnybro5977
    @bunnybro5977 3 года назад +127

    I stared at that matrix for a solid minute trying to see what world he thought that absolute ocean of alcohol was gonna not mess him up

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад +6

      Call me irresponsible but I wouldn’t let those drinks go to waste, especially the good ones.

  • @bmayotte
    @bmayotte 3 года назад +557

    I want to see Greg do a Drunk History of the prohibition.

    • @MrWhangdoodles
      @MrWhangdoodles 3 года назад +14

      Yeeees!

    • @wutebear9656
      @wutebear9656 3 года назад +7

      For reference the 3 part PBS documentary was really well done.

    • @benberlin57
      @benberlin57 3 года назад +4

      That would be quite interesting...the cat's meow for ideas.

    • @loganclemons4961
      @loganclemons4961 3 года назад +7

      YES THIS A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!EPISODE IDEA FOR REPEAL DAY, GREG

    • @alexismccibarra
      @alexismccibarra 3 года назад +1

      YES!

  • @BexTheBoo388
    @BexTheBoo388 3 года назад +142

    By the second row, my bf and I started to sip our drinks every time he said Dirt. Highly recommended.

  • @mkmasterthreesixfive
    @mkmasterthreesixfive 2 года назад +424

    To be fair, you have to have a very refined pallet to understand Bulleit Rye. The complexity is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of barrel aging most of the notes will go over a typical drinker's head. There's also Bulleit's exotic personality, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- its woodiness draws heavily from Subsaharan furniture, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these notes, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bulleit Rye truly ARE idiots.

    • @tobywhalen9585
      @tobywhalen9585 2 года назад +94

      This was such a great joke that I missed it for like 45 seconds before it steamrolled me

    • @orangefoxxd6120
      @orangefoxxd6120 2 года назад +21

      I was gonna say "you must be really fun at parties 🙄" and then the joke hit me, great stuff!

    • @The_Jovian
      @The_Jovian 2 года назад +47

      Is this a god damn Rick and Morty copypasta?

    • @noodlekeeper5150
      @noodlekeeper5150 2 года назад +40

      I started reading this going "is this a Rick and Morty joke?" "No, I think they are serious." and then I saw "The fans understand this stuff" and immediately knew for certain. Good stuff.

    • @rurugby
      @rurugby Год назад +1

      It's a fine inexpensive 95/5 MGP Rye

  • @nicholascallebs9638
    @nicholascallebs9638 3 года назад +245

    This is like watching a drunk friemd make a mistake he absolutely did not have to make but that you cannot stop him from making

    • @angelwhispers2060
      @angelwhispers2060 3 года назад +15

      In many ways it feels like I wish I was on the crew and could hand him a burrito or something between jump cuts. You're right he's like that one dumb friend that is absolutely brilliant but doesn't quite take into account all of the unintended consequences that they really need to set up for if they're going to do this anyway...

    • @esdeath5301
      @esdeath5301 3 года назад +9

      @@angelwhispers2060 I think he’s states he’s alone on these shoots during pandemic, so it was just him on his own set of tracks and it would seem there were many pennies placed.

    • @SimuLord
      @SimuLord 2 года назад +3

      This is like watching the Seattle Mariners in September. You know something very bad is going to happen and you're powerless to do anything but sit and watch.

  • @AnimatorsatWork
    @AnimatorsatWork 3 года назад +340

    The mythical 42 manhattans incident! It’s finally here.

    • @angelwhispers2060
      @angelwhispers2060 3 года назад +5

      And yet ironically 42 supposed to be the meaning of life. So has everyone who likes Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and enjoyed this episode now fulfilled their life? *Existential dread*

    • @unorthodoxromance254
      @unorthodoxromance254 3 года назад

      STARLIIIIIIINO

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад +1

      angel whispers
      With the power of dirt flavour we will ride the seven seas

    • @unorthodoxromance254
      @unorthodoxromance254 3 года назад

      @@cezarcatalin1406 And STARLLIIIIIIINO HOTEL VERMUUUTO
      Someone has the ability to meme this video. I know it.

  • @that1weirdkid27
    @that1weirdkid27 2 года назад +14

    Thank you for sharing this. I've never watched anyone get that drunk before. Now I know what it feels like to watch someone go from "lol they're tipsy and it's cute" to "oh no, I'm genuinely worried about you"

  • @Styrac
    @Styrac Год назад +12

    I was a bit drunk watching this last night, got halfway through: "He doesn't seem *that* drunk"
    Got tired, paused it, went to bed, woke up and resumed it: "Oh shit that man is out of it"

  • @user-go4mn4hq2t
    @user-go4mn4hq2t 3 года назад +359

    "lets make 42 very alcoholic drinks and taste them all"
    "oh no i got drunk by accident"

    • @karateman302
      @karateman302 3 года назад +18

      I think you misinterpreted it. It was "oh no, I might have accidentally killed my liver." He gets drunk literally all the time on the show xD

    • @Brandyalla
      @Brandyalla 3 года назад +13

      @@karateman302 A fun game is trying to guess how many episodes into the shooting day they were based on Greg's level of visible inebriation

  • @MrBenfranz
    @MrBenfranz 3 года назад +128

    This was the episode Hunter Thompson would have DEARLY loved to witness. My God, 42 Manhattans. That was Gonzo, for certain sure.

  • @nathanielsmith148
    @nathanielsmith148 2 года назад +20

    I'm surprised by how well he held it together at the end and remembered his tasting opinions with each combination. I would have been absolutely wrecked after that much alcohol.

  • @rene9892
    @rene9892 3 года назад +43

    This is one of my favorite episodes because of this: You knew exactly what you were getting yourself into but you knew the only way to really pit these different versions of the drink against each other was to do it in one sitting. You did it anyway and you got some real results.

  • @snds2236
    @snds2236 3 года назад +218

    I love how you were HOSED by the end of the first row. I could instantly see the regret written all over your face as you started the second row. At least you have this video for hindsight.

  • @SgtNuker
    @SgtNuker 3 года назад +203

    This episode just devolves from "How it started" into the "How it's going" meme. Pretty hilarious.

  • @TomSmith-gw6fn
    @TomSmith-gw6fn Год назад +10

    *Notes he enjoyed at the beginning of the Matrix:*
    Cherry, Vanilla, Spice
    *Notes he enjoyed at the end of the Matrix:*
    Plastic and Diesel

  • @DavidVerret
    @DavidVerret 3 года назад +30

    This was a complete fucking mess, and I loved it. Thank you for taking one for the team.

  • @wilson.adam.82
    @wilson.adam.82 3 года назад +222

    After the intro, I fully admit to fully watching this out of morbid curiosity...

    • @clintoncole622
      @clintoncole622 3 года назад +4

      I’ll be doing the very fucking same

    • @MetFreak42
      @MetFreak42 3 года назад +1

      I got about 10 mins in and couldn't. Had to skip ahead. Its interesting seeing the progression of drunkenness that way. By the last few minutes of the episode I found myself going, oh yeah... Nope. That poor dude. The intro now makes a WHOLE LOT of sense. 😅😭

  • @supershinystar5515
    @supershinystar5515 3 года назад +177

    When you said you wanted to do a cocktail matrix I was thinking that maybe you'd do a 3 by 3 of old fashioneds or something like that. I was definitely not expecting you to make 42 manhattans and drink them all.

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 3 года назад +1

      I mean, go big or go home, right?

  • @projectz975
    @projectz975 3 года назад +11

    the banjo music when he's totally sloshed is a nice touch

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 2 года назад +10

    Watching him fumble his words only to realize he was just about halfway through the matrix was a painful moment for me. This was a wild video!

  • @eriksnelgrove3654
    @eriksnelgrove3654 3 года назад +305

    After watching this, my liver hurts but I’ve never wanted a Manhattan more.

    • @Brandyalla
      @Brandyalla 3 года назад +3

      I had a similar thought, but it was "boy, gotta get me a bottle of that Alberta Premium." My cocktails are usually tequila-based and I've never had a Manhattan in my life, but I want one now

    • @scottcrawford3745
      @scottcrawford3745 3 года назад +1

      @@Brandyalla Alberta Premium Cask strength has sold-out in Ontario now twice, ( first and second bottlings) because of it's high placement in Jim Murray's Whiskey Bible this year. Wherever you are, Buy it SOON because it's getting snapped-up fast as the word gets out. I missed the first bottling, and grabbed 1 of the second to try it... went back to the store ( there were 9 in the morning when I bought it) all gone. Sold out in my city in about 4 days. $70 CDN / bottle.

    • @Brandyalla
      @Brandyalla 3 года назад +1

      @@scottcrawford3745 Thanks for the info. I'm in California...if I can't find it locally I guess I'll have to go online and hope there's some left somewhere else.

    • @scottcrawford3745
      @scottcrawford3745 3 года назад +1

      @@Brandyalla Best of luck. Despite the powerful bottle-proof booziness, it has quite an interesting array of flavour nuances... just water it down a little and let them open-up. Enjoy, if you can find it. Slàinte !!

  • @nauthizzz
    @nauthizzz 3 года назад +350

    While I applaud the recognition that there needs to be an adjustment to this format for future installments, there is something luridly alluring about watching one man's descent into such an abyss. Charted not only by the behavior on screen, but also the growing pools of spillage on the bar around the various water vessels.

    • @confusedwhale
      @confusedwhale 2 года назад +17

      Yes, but not a drop of liquor was spilt. He knows his priorities.

    • @hamsamech8399
      @hamsamech8399 2 года назад +14

      If it wasn't detrimental to his health I'd love to see it more, bud I'd say it's definitely worth it that he changed it. Lmao

  • @icebergtrails
    @icebergtrails 3 месяца назад +4

    Bro, you are a legend. I have seen some incredible shit on RUclips, but the determination to get through that and give the people the information they need to know, fucking legendary. Spit buckets are for dudes that don't want to be on statues. You are a statue my friend.

  • @bananawolf2304
    @bananawolf2304 Год назад +8

    Watching you slowly turn into the Orson Welles champagne outtakes was amazing. Worrisome, but amazing.

  • @reizak8966
    @reizak8966 3 года назад +314

    Descend into madness he says? Good to know there's still youtubers out there I can relate to.

    • @rich692351
      @rich692351 3 года назад +1

      This is my Thursday lol 🤣

    • @reizak8966
      @reizak8966 3 года назад

      @@rich692351 This is my Saturday. We're all mad here.

    • @williamnicholson8133
      @williamnicholson8133 3 года назад +2

      For some of us its a shorter trip than others.

    • @____________838
      @____________838 3 года назад +4

      Might I recommend unemployedwineguy?

    • @desertranger1095
      @desertranger1095 3 года назад +1

      I know what you mean😄

  • @champo976
    @champo976 3 года назад +76

    You described exactly how much you'd be drinking, and as a fellow lightweight who hasn't had lunch yet, I think I got a contact drunk through my phone screen lol

  • @linkbond08
    @linkbond08 3 года назад +5

    This man is truly risking his life in the process of teaching us something of value.

  • @danielwyllie1645
    @danielwyllie1645 2 года назад +10

    You have admire how professional this was and how much work he put in to it, while gradually becomes trashed and desperately tries to maintain his composer. Well done. Hilarious.

  • @rjg02005
    @rjg02005 3 года назад +213

    "So how's the pandemic going for you?"
    "The other day I did a matrix of 42 Manhattans and they tried to kill me!"

  • @joshuajordan5700
    @joshuajordan5700 3 года назад +66

    And from the void the creature came, through gnashing teeth proclaimed, “DIRT! DIRT! DIRT!”

  • @TreeHairedGingerAle
    @TreeHairedGingerAle 3 года назад +11

    This is FASCINATING. Not just getting the analysis of a bunch of different rye and vermouth brand taste/notes all at once, but the _mix_ comparisons, too -- and in such an orderly fashion?
    ....Also, I weep for your liver holy shit. DD:
    Also also, guess I'm never buying Michter's. 😅

  • @chadEchaderson
    @chadEchaderson 3 года назад +11

    I don't typically rewatch your videos unless I'm reminding myself what goes into certain drinks for the purpose of making them, but I think I'm really about to watch this one all the way through again 5 months later hahahaha

  • @Catman2030
    @Catman2030 3 года назад +131

    I almost wish he'd make a fishbowl out of all of them to see what would happen. You'd end up with The Manhattan Project.
    For the record: I don't mean to poison the man, but with all he's said regarding how bizarre flavors emerge from seemingly similar constraints, I wonder if it'd be like drinking petrol or ambrosia.

    • @armyfreak9389
      @armyfreak9389 3 года назад +7

      petrol 100%. Once you get that many different notes playing together it all just ends up cancelling out.

    • @lwhite513
      @lwhite513 3 года назад

      I support this.😁

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад +7

      Armyfreak
      Petrol 100% should be the name of a cocktail ngl

    • @TheBrothergreen
      @TheBrothergreen 3 года назад +8

      Mix the cherry forward ones, taste.
      Mix the dirty ones together, taste.
      Mix the Vanilla/oaky ones together, taste.
      Mix the spicy ones together, taste.
      Mix the rest, taste.
      Mix the Spicy ones with the Vanilla, taste.
      Mix the dirty ones with "the rest," taste.
      Mix the Cherry ones with the spicy/vanilla/oak, taste.
      Pass out before you can mix the last two together.

  • @geothack7538
    @geothack7538 3 года назад +73

    He was drunk after the first row. I started really getting worried every time he went back for another taste.

  • @Budzombie420
    @Budzombie420 2 года назад +1

    Just rewatching this, I think you were fairly hammered at 12 minutes, I've no idea how you finished this episode, thank you for your service 🖖

  • @jazsnydam389
    @jazsnydam389 11 месяцев назад +1

    this has to be my favorite episode and maybe channel. Definitely the best Matrix, ever (so far), Mr. Anderson. it got me through Covid.

  • @tebethian
    @tebethian 3 года назад +37

    This may be the greatest piece of cocktail content ever uploaded to RUclips. This is your magnum opus, Greg.

  • @anperson9850
    @anperson9850 3 года назад +412

    This slowly evolved from "informative sober Greg," to "silly drunk Greg," to "embarrasing uncle at your wedding Greg," and ended at "physically painfull to watch Greg."

    • @JohnnyWraith989
      @JohnnyWraith989 3 года назад +23

      Came here to say this... Really painful to watch at the end. Him almost knocking bottles down was excruciating.
      As you said, Greg, good idea, perhaps not the best execution!

    • @jch1245
      @jch1245 3 года назад +7

      @@JohnnyWraith989 but he caught the bottle!

    • @mikeylikesit2675
      @mikeylikesit2675 3 года назад +22

      I beg to differ Johnny, this was incredibly entertaining, and informative. Gonna find a bottle of Alberta premium soon.

    • @JohnnyWraith989
      @JohnnyWraith989 3 года назад +7

      ​@@mikeylikesit2675 Hehehe, probably down to the viewer, I suppose. I'm a bit of a control-freak, so the bottles being on the border of being knocked off the table made me really nervous. Plus this whole thing reminded me of an ex that couldn't really hold her drink and was a borderline alcoholic, haha. I guess it's my own trauma preventing me from enjoying this x_x

    • @johnbryan1862
      @johnbryan1862 3 года назад +23

      I'm a bartender. I'd be going "Hey buddy, how about a glass of water before your next drink" somewhere in the second row.

  • @Kilerie
    @Kilerie 3 года назад

    Please do more of these! Was so much fun to watch as well as super informative

  • @lukeastaylor
    @lukeastaylor 3 года назад +9

    Greg: "Tastes like dirt, mold, feet - I don't hate it."

  • @kevynhetu5404
    @kevynhetu5404 3 года назад +280

    This may be the first episode other than perhaps the cursed cocktails episode where he is definitely showing us how NOT to drink.

    • @zennvirus7980
      @zennvirus7980 3 года назад +17

      You forget the legendary marathon: Piña Colada, One of Everything, Froze, and Snake Juice w/Lagavulin 16 Old Fashion. Then you watch the "aftermath" episode with the Suffering Bastard. Arguably, Greg's... finest?

    • @tamlandipper29
      @tamlandipper29 3 года назад +10

      If someone came to my house, mixed 42 cocktails and only drank a sip of each, and started warbling like a dying Hutt ...yeah they did it wrong.

  • @Linxcze
    @Linxcze 3 года назад +38

    I’m most impressed you still had something to say about them even in the last row, I would be like “Yea, that’s a drink” by the end of second row lol.

  • @ADBBuild
    @ADBBuild 3 года назад +8

    For my birthday this year, my WONDERFUL wife arranged a 16 gin and tonic matrix with 4 different gins and 4 different tonics to drink with friends. We determined that store brand and/or Schweppes was the best tonic. Fancy tonic tastes like burnt rubber and/or black licorice.

  • @justincastaldo4681
    @justincastaldo4681 3 года назад +1

    This was informative and extremely entertaining. Well done Greg.

  • @deanguitars15
    @deanguitars15 3 года назад +280

    I love how Greg gets swearier as he gets more intoxicated.

    • @mothman6380
      @mothman6380 3 года назад +12

      As all should

    • @justarandomguy3969
      @justarandomguy3969 3 года назад +1

      @@TheBananamonger talk about yourself, i dont get red or sweaty XD

    • @justarandomguy3969
      @justarandomguy3969 3 года назад +2

      @@TheBananamonger are you by any chance asian? they are prone to flushing when drinking alcohol.

    • @clintoncole622
      @clintoncole622 3 года назад

      If anything I would become more child friendly the longer I go

    • @clintoncole622
      @clintoncole622 3 года назад

      And I’m white

  • @idkisaidit
    @idkisaidit 3 года назад +14

    Listen I understand we can’t really get episodes actively celebrating inebriation, but please, just consider doing like one of these per year. I really dont think you understand how excellent this content is.

  • @paulvogel6401
    @paulvogel6401 3 года назад +11

    Never seen anyone so thoroughly toasted out of their gourd since my early 20's partying days.