Northernlion talks about The Portal
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- father please stop talking about slightly niche JAVs
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Twitch: / northernlion
RUclips: / @northernlion
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Stream date: 05-14-2024
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#northernlion #clips
This went from portal to talking about balls real quick
it never takes long with him
yeah ESH
What are balls if not a portal from a man to his progeny?
Just like the portal
6:12
"We're gay guys, of course we love the nuts" had me rolling.
What a classic mashup at the end there…
these are starting to feel like those tiktoks where they put someone talking over gameplay that isn't theirs
The serious music over him talking about balls and stuff is such great mood setting lol
0Wolfclaw0: It's so fucked they shut down the portal, Americans can't have any public transit
+2
You tricked me librarian. I was expecting portal talk. Instead I got ball hour.
God bless Chibli. "People fuck with the nuts bro" caught me outta left field, almost sullied my keyboard with spat out icecream.
"Spat out"
"Ice cream"
on the one hand im surprised it cost 4 million for a couple screens and an internet connection, on the other hand i'm suprised they built anything in new york for under ten milly
The portal itself only cost like twenty bucks
3.999 million of that was for the like 1 foot of land fr
The land and its 2 really high res screens running 24/7, along with their expensive mics and cameras.
You can't tell him to stop talking about niche JAVs when you put out a bounty for the D․Va video man
And we WILL get that sauce!
So... did it ever get found?
@@Xenomnipotentit was probably chiblee trolling
Okay, I am just now realizing what's in the portal on the thumbnail. The librarian went crazy for this one, holy
sauce?
@@knowcreativityman sauce
@@mattlatham5670 +2
huh?
what is it
the ominous cryptmaster menu theme playing in the background gives this bit a whole different vibe than if it was like balatro
I feel like he cooks up the bits in his head beforehand and then chooses a fitting soundtrack
'we're scryin in this bitch' is such a good bar
The Venn diagram of ppl complaining about him talking about balls and ppl who ran to Google to find the DVA video is just a circle
When did NL talk about a DVA video, and… um, what is the source? I’m unfamiliar with the situation, clearly.
Edit: Nvm, found the NL video.
10:03 as a german i can attest: wir suchen dich
Wir suchen dich in München!!!
Plus zwei
What I expected: 14 minutes of rants/banter about the NY Dublin portal
What I got: The Testicle Tangent
If nothing else I know the Librarian video descriptions got me
amen
The convo was ultra tame but consider that the Cryptmaster menu theme makes any topic feel fifty times more sinister
He does have a point though. We should be able to talk about these things without freaking out for no reason.
"Gay men must be the most enlightened people on the planet" No lies detected
What about bisexual men
@@sandenson Bisexual men have the forbidden knowledge of both sides
I love being a know it all gay. Makes me feel like C-3PO
…having Cryptmaster music instead of Balatro music does give his takes different vibes.
Dark Northerlion is his best arc
we're labia guys
"Northernlion talks about The Portal"
*Within 1 minute starts talking about sex for the next hour*
"i liked the one where ryan talked about balls for a loooooong time!"
Thumbnail game is on point as always
As someone living in Dublin, I'm just surprised it was something New Yorkers did that finally got it shut down.
Oh I hadn’t heard it was shut down. Do you remember what it was specifically?
It must have been something pretty deranged to shut it down
@@mhc706 It was the woman in NYC flashing her tits to the camera. Hardly the most deranged since lads in Dublin were showing pictures of 9/11, porn, one guy even did a key bump of coke, but it was the woman showing her tits that was the last straw lmao.
Some girl in nyc flashed dublin @@mhc706
@@mhc706Don't know which side did what but was probably because of the dude that held his phone into the cam with hardcore pornography
@fredonautilus nah it was an American who flashed her tits
hey remember shia labeoufs "he will not divide us" streams. it was just the same thing but you already know where the camera is.
Disliking labia is some coward shit, ngl
+2
'it's leaking out of 100,000 people worldwide' will never leave my mind
would actually love to know the real number but unfortunately academia is not interested in the beauty of universal truth
Shaft with no balls would look insane. You need the balls to complete the package. Also, continuation of the species
Don’t know if gay people are thinking about continuation of the species when they’re fuckin’
Nah, girls with orchiectomies are hot
Maybe you do but I'm just built different.
Two people groups historically willing to throw hands linked through the power of modern technology, what could go wrong
Calling the Dropkick Murphy's a portal between Boston and Ireland is such a good bit
This stopped being a bout the portal very quickly lol
NL's face when someone talks about labia instead of balls
There was a portal between Poland and Lithuania for so long without incidents, give one to americans, they go insane.
people legit never gave a fuck about it, walked passed it multiple times a month for years. Never seen anyone really using it for interaction LUL
wasn't it the dubliners who were showing pictures of a new york tragedy. It seems to be just people in general.
the people in dublin were doing coke in front of the portal, but yea americans are the insane ones 😂
and no one talks about the other portal because quite frankly both of those countries are irrelevant intentionally
@@ianlatham7514 nudity is worse than showing 9/11 somehow ^^ Makes no sense to me.
yea bro its called the poland-lithuania border
2:30 i see NL has yet to discover femboys
Genuinely life changing
The most opinionated man on Earth about absolutely fucking nothing 😅
Bro is basically terminally online because of streaming. That + NL being who he is, this is the end result. I just hope he doesn't fall down the deep end.
@@IsaacSperrowProbably more fulfilling than a regular 9 to 5 if we’re being honest.
@@Ergoperidot Thats why for NL specifically, its good that he is doing this. Streaming is in some ways are also live-social media. So its good that NL has a space to vent his thoughts out and most of it disappear into the archive void. The only reason we know about all of this are because of this channel.
I can't even imagine the type of shit he would have posted on social media had he not do streaming and just work a regular job. "Incest make sense actually" or "my kid need to get straight A or I will punish her". I think NL legit don't realized the type of opinions he have would put him in a certain category of people immediately.
@@IsaacSperrow No you’re totally right. I’m drawing a connection between what NL does and stand up comedy now that you got me thinking about it. He really does lean into some crazy shit and I take it for granted because of the performance. Wouldn’t have it any other way though lmao. We stan our unhinged egg
Just curious if these conversation topics that NL finds to be incredibly normal are the same topics he brings up at the daycare with the other parents while he is waiting to pick up Luna.
Me: "I love watching NL, he's very quick-witted but he's also a little more thoughtful and intellectual in his conversation topics"
Watching NL: "I guess you don't have much to do if it's just the balls down there, you've only got a certain number of moves you can pull”
Question: "Do you find balls attractive?" (according to chat)
Gay men: 52(87%) yes. 8(13%) no.
Women: 11(39%) yes. 17(61%) no.
(Disclaimer: Counting and math may be off)
The numbers don't lie
I was also stunned that any women said yes.
it's curves bro
Tbh I was kinda shocked that it seems like a lot of people see the balls as unattractive
And I don't even know if I'd call myself fully bi
We need a “stop telling me to stop talking about sex” compilation I feel like it would be hours at this point
NL's brain is the portal. It shines a mirror on chat's id.
he didn't ask the bisexuals about balls ☹️
Bi-erasure strikes again
If we could make decisions about stuff like that we wouldn't be bisexual
@@DForSpiD I can... I love balls
The first 2 minutes of this video went unfathomably hard
I genuinely can't believe how based the egg is. He's like right about 98% of everything he has an opinion on
DOING THE KK GOOD DAY MASHUP AT THE END IS SO BIG BRAINED
that portal shit is Lame. wake me up when I can Walk Through It.
-2
You can walk through you just gotta go really really fast
LMAOOO banger chatter asking if hes seen Osmosis Jones when NLs talkin about where the fluids go after bein bred @6:30
"we're DIMORPHIC man!"
I love NL's educational arc.
Honestly it's crazy how good this guys takes are. He's so unfathomably based It's like I agree with him more than my own self
PINNACLE NL CONTENT
Smegma charcuterie smorgasbord.
no shot you snuck a jav code into the fucking video bro
Wait. Librarian, is the martini glass video real? Damn.
real? its a genre
real? It’s a cultural cornerstone
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau If Cumtini's are their own genre then there better be videos of Vesper Lynd having one shaken not stirred or I'll be sorely disappointed.
@@TheLibraryofLetourneauIt's a genre?!I thought it was just a handful of videos scattered around the Internet.
Bukkake and Gokkun. That is all.
"We're all going cock, right?" -Northernlion 2024 Anno Domini
Amazing banter as usual. Big thank librarian
strom thurmond is crazy
Okày this might be the smartest streamer...
Me penits hurt :(
Bisexual dimorhpeus taking backshots to on his labia
Seeing chat flood with "you got me" emotes as soon as NL says nobody here is horny 🤣 5:32
wait, how many people on her armpit??
43 now
44 now
45 and counting
He is truly our biggest ally
6:46 had to stop drinking my coffee for a moment lmao
I saw the portal in Dublin. I just wandered by, bam it was right there. It was like it snuck up on me. Terrifying mundanity.
funniest video in a long time holy moly also was the title misleading on purpose LMAO
nl, from the perspective of someone who doesnt really enjoy the abundance of sex talk recently, its not you, its the chat that ruins it for me
Someone needs to teach Northernlion about the balldo
Depends on the balls
Chatters saying "???" or "self report" in response to the light ball scratch are either missing out or scrotumless.
We need to peg the portal
1:04 effing scam regardless, $4M for two TVs and webcams, I'd build a pair just as good for $4k
how are there this many NL raps out there for your outros
I pressed play, looked at my phone and dude's talking about balls now? What happened to the portal?!
Im weak, i couldnt make it through the japanese girls armpit part. Started making me nauseous bro was unhinged
I'm bi and I'm with Ryan on this one. The balls are just kinda there, it's the other parts that are great
most PG Nothernlion stream
6:53 suspicious time to be donating subs there librarian
The tital is a lie! Its allmost all about nuts. Not disappointed though.
Yep he talks about the portal that's what he talks about
This outro goes crazy
"talks about the Portal"
Is that what they call it these days?
Ball talk aside he really understands the portal
he's so real
The pic saying it got shut down because a woman flashed the camera is funny, because in NYC its legal for women to go topless anywhere a man can. Wonder what the law is in Dublin.
also omegalol at NL asking gay men in chat if they find balls attractive and then chat evolves into 60% gay men to answer his question and NL doesnt question it...
It's a little more murky here (Dublin). Basically, it's not legal if you're going nude/topless to be offensive. So like, topless tanning in your garden is legal, but this would probably incur a fine.
@@davidlazerz8564I think most people that are active enough online to sit in a twitch chat are bi-curious at a minimum.
@@jamesmccomb9525 gay internet theory:
"you take the bad with the good" lmfaoooo
bro this was NOT a video about the portal 😭 what the fuck did this end up at? “zygote-posting”?
6:38 Librarian you Son of a Gun
gay men have patrician taste
"'Boston and Ireland need a portal to connect them' They already have one, it's called the Dropkick Murphys idiot." +2
"everybody gets the appeal" is a great slogan for (pretty much) half of the populations bits. They other half's bits are good too, I'm not one to judge.
Look, I understand if the Librarian ever allowed himself to use this title, he'd never stop. But how is this "NL talks about the portal" and not "NL talks about cock and balls for 15 minutes.
"Objectively dude's butts are gross."
I don't know why that one got me, but it did. xD
Edit: Also, Germans are incredibly prudish and sexually repressed. Anecdotally speaking.
The menu music goes crazyyyy
re: what he said at the end, IMO being a trans gay man makes you appreciate The Nuts even more
also kory was cooking, the labia majora & the nutsack are biologically homologous lol. idk if there's anything in them that develops differently later on but for trans ppl all you really need is HRT and it switches the texture and smell and stuff. it also gets used for their respective parts in bottom surgery
@@plusonerabbitLabia majora is stored in the balls
"trans gay man" So just a straight woman then
The hell is crypt master? Inscryption spin off?
Edit: i made this comment before it got into gameplay
bisexual woman and previously bisexual man reporting in: balls are pretty awesome
RUclips Ask* refuses to summarize this video. Wonder why
why is just 3 minutes about the portal then the rest of the 11 minutes about a topic I'm guessing librarian left in for no particular reason? librarian did you get carried away?
Okay but "jizz martini" is pretty funny, c'mon
I hope more people flash the portal too