Northernlion talks about The Portal
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- Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
- father please stop talking about slightly niche JAVs
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Twitch: / northernlion
RUclips: / @northernlion
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Stream date: 05-14-2024
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This went from portal to talking about balls real quick
it never takes long with him
yeah ESH
What are balls if not a portal from a man to his progeny?
Just like the portal
6:12
"We're gay guys, of course we love the nuts" had me rolling.
The serious music over him talking about balls and stuff is such great mood setting lol
God bless Chibli. "People fuck with the nuts bro" caught me outta left field, almost sullied my keyboard with spat out icecream.
"Spat out"
"Ice cream"
0Wolfclaw0: It's so fucked they shut down the portal, Americans can't have any public transit
+2
You tricked me librarian. I was expecting portal talk. Instead I got ball hour.
the ominous cryptmaster menu theme playing in the background gives this bit a whole different vibe than if it was like balatro
I feel like he cooks up the bits in his head beforehand and then chooses a fitting soundtrack
Okay, I am just now realizing what's in the portal on the thumbnail. The librarian went crazy for this one, holy
sauce?
@@knowcreativityman sauce
@@mattlatham5670 +2
huh?
what is it
on the one hand im surprised it cost 4 million for a couple screens and an internet connection, on the other hand i'm suprised they built anything in new york for under ten milly
The portal itself only cost like twenty bucks
3.999 million of that was for the like 1 foot of land fr
The land and its 2 really high res screens running 24/7, along with their expensive mics and cameras.
'we're scryin in this bitch' is such a good bar
You can't tell him to stop talking about niche JAVs when you put out a bounty for the D․Va video man
And we WILL get that sauce!
So... did it ever get found?
@@Xenomnipotentit was probably chiblee trolling
The Venn diagram of ppl complaining about him talking about balls and ppl who ran to Google to find the DVA video is just a circle
When did NL talk about a DVA video, and… um, what is the source? I’m unfamiliar with the situation, clearly.
Edit: Nvm, found the NL video.
What I expected: 14 minutes of rants/banter about the NY Dublin portal
What I got: The Testicle Tangent
He does have a point though. We should be able to talk about these things without freaking out for no reason.
The convo was ultra tame but consider that the Cryptmaster menu theme makes any topic feel fifty times more sinister
If nothing else I know the Librarian video descriptions got me
amen
10:03 as a german i can attest: wir suchen dich
Wir suchen dich in München!!!
Plus zwei
we're labia guys
Thumbnail game is on point as always
'it's leaking out of 100,000 people worldwide' will never leave my mind
would actually love to know the real number but unfortunately academia is not interested in the beauty of universal truth
Calling the Dropkick Murphy's a portal between Boston and Ireland is such a good bit
"Gay men must be the most enlightened people on the planet" No lies detected
What about bisexual men
@@sandenson Bisexual men have the forbidden knowledge of both sides
I love being a know it all gay. Makes me feel like C-3PO
"Northernlion talks about The Portal"
*Within 1 minute starts talking about sex for the next hour*
"i liked the one where ryan talked about balls for a loooooong time!"
…having Cryptmaster music instead of Balatro music does give his takes different vibes.
Dark Northerlion is his best arc
As someone living in Dublin, I'm just surprised it was something New Yorkers did that finally got it shut down.
Oh I hadn’t heard it was shut down. Do you remember what it was specifically?
It must have been something pretty deranged to shut it down
@@mhc706 It was the woman in NYC flashing her tits to the camera. Hardly the most deranged since lads in Dublin were showing pictures of 9/11, porn, one guy even did a key bump of coke, but it was the woman showing her tits that was the last straw lmao.
Some girl in nyc flashed dublin @@mhc706
@@mhc706Don't know which side did what but was probably because of the dude that held his phone into the cam with hardcore pornography
@fredonautilus nah it was an American who flashed her tits
hey remember shia labeoufs "he will not divide us" streams. it was just the same thing but you already know where the camera is.
Two people groups historically willing to throw hands linked through the power of modern technology, what could go wrong
Shaft with no balls would look insane. You need the balls to complete the package. Also, continuation of the species
Don’t know if gay people are thinking about continuation of the species when they’re fuckin’
Nah, girls with orchiectomies are hot
Maybe you do but I'm just built different.
NL's brain is the portal. It shines a mirror on chat's id.
DOING THE KK GOOD DAY MASHUP AT THE END IS SO BIG BRAINED
This stopped being a bout the portal very quickly lol
NL's face when someone talks about labia instead of balls
The first 2 minutes of this video went unfathomably hard
"we're DIMORPHIC man!"
Me: "I love watching NL, he's very quick-witted but he's also a little more thoughtful and intellectual in his conversation topics"
Watching NL: "I guess you don't have much to do if it's just the balls down there, you've only got a certain number of moves you can pull”
There was a portal between Poland and Lithuania for so long without incidents, give one to americans, they go insane.
people legit never gave a fuck about it, walked passed it multiple times a month for years. Never seen anyone really using it for interaction LUL
wasn't it the dubliners who were showing pictures of a new york tragedy. It seems to be just people in general.
the people in dublin were doing coke in front of the portal, but yea americans are the insane ones 😂
and no one talks about the other portal because quite frankly both of those countries are irrelevant intentionally
@@ianlatham7514 nudity is worse than showing 9/11 somehow ^^ Makes no sense to me.
yea bro its called the poland-lithuania border
I genuinely can't believe how based the egg is. He's like right about 98% of everything he has an opinion on
The music represents the conversation perfectly
funniest video in a long time holy moly also was the title misleading on purpose LMAO
strom thurmond is crazy
I love NL's educational arc.
Just curious if these conversation topics that NL finds to be incredibly normal are the same topics he brings up at the daycare with the other parents while he is waiting to pick up Luna.
NL's overton window is shattered. He is way saner and way more normal than everyone on Twitch by such a wide margin that he can't tell what True Normal is anymore. And then he'll go off on these unhinged rants about cum martinis and it's like "ooooooh, there it is".
Smegma charcuterie smorgasbord.
What a classic mashup at the end there…
"We're all going cock, right?" -Northernlion 2024 Anno Domini
Amazing banter as usual. Big thank librarian
This outro goes crazy
The menu music goes crazyyyy
6:46 had to stop drinking my coffee for a moment lmao
2:30 i see NL has yet to discover femboys
Genuinely life changing
LMAOOO banger chatter asking if hes seen Osmosis Jones when NLs talkin about where the fluids go after bein bred @6:30
He is truly our biggest ally
We need a “stop telling me to stop talking about sex” compilation I feel like it would be hours at this point
Question: "Do you find balls attractive?" (according to chat)
Gay men: 52(87%) yes. 8(13%) no.
Women: 11(39%) yes. 17(61%) no.
(Disclaimer: Counting and math may be off)
The numbers don't lie
I was also stunned that any women said yes.
it's curves bro
Disliking labia is some coward shit, ngl
+2
6:38 Librarian you Son of a Gun
The most opinionated man on Earth about absolutely fucking nothing 😅
Bro is basically terminally online because of streaming. That + NL being who he is, this is the end result. I just hope he doesn't fall down the deep end.
@@IsaacSperrowProbably more fulfilling than a regular 9 to 5 if we’re being honest.
@@Ergoperidot Thats why for NL specifically, its good that he is doing this. Streaming is in some ways are also live-social media. So its good that NL has a space to vent his thoughts out and most of it disappear into the archive void. The only reason we know about all of this are because of this channel.
I can't even imagine the type of shit he would have posted on social media had he not do streaming and just work a regular job. "Incest make sense actually" or "my kid need to get straight A or I will punish her". I think NL legit don't realized the type of opinions he have would put him in a certain category of people immediately.
@@IsaacSperrow No you’re totally right. I’m drawing a connection between what NL does and stand up comedy now that you got me thinking about it. He really does lean into some crazy shit and I take it for granted because of the performance. Wouldn’t have it any other way though lmao. We stan our unhinged egg
That was a wild last 60 seconds. So enlightened.
We need to peg the portal
Came for the portal, stayed for the train of thought
he's so real
Honestly it's crazy how good this guys takes are. He's so unfathomably based It's like I agree with him more than my own self
no shot you snuck a jav code into the fucking video bro
This is all off an absolute bean you cooked King
Seeing chat flood with "you got me" emotes as soon as NL says nobody here is horny 🤣 5:32
I hope more people flash the portal too
Okày this might be the smartest streamer...
Yep he talks about the portal that's what he talks about
Wait. Librarian, is the martini glass video real? Damn.
real? its a genre
real? It’s a cultural cornerstone
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau If Cumtini's are their own genre then there better be videos of Vesper Lynd having one shaken not stirred or I'll be sorely disappointed.
@@TheLibraryofLetourneauIt's a genre?!I thought it was just a handful of videos scattered around the Internet.
Bukkake and Gokkun. That is all.
I pressed play, looked at my phone and dude's talking about balls now? What happened to the portal?!
"you take the bad with the good" lmfaoooo
Someone needs to teach Northernlion about the balldo
We need a compilation of everytime NL talks about flesh and blood. It seems to be a reocurring topic
"'Boston and Ireland need a portal to connect them' They already have one, it's called the Dropkick Murphys idiot." +2
how are there this many NL raps out there for your outros
THE NUMBERS MASONS! WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS!
He was cooking
Bring back the portal!
Depends on the balls
Northernlion talks about "the portal"
he didn't ask the bisexuals about balls ☹️
Get Morpheus on the phone, stat!
Bi-erasure strikes again
If we could make decisions about stuff like that we wouldn't be bisexual
@@DForSpiD I can... I love balls
GEFANGEN CAUGHT
This is not the discourse I planned to begin my day on Librarian
Title : The portal
5 minutes in : Ya like balls ?
NL is so real for that
"everybody gets the appeal" is a great slogan for (pretty much) half of the populations bits. They other half's bits are good too, I'm not one to judge.
Baldy's Basics has gotten a lot more raunchy since they let the Egg teach
Bisexual dimorhpeus taking backshots to on his labia
Me penits hurt :(
Jokes aside, I did learn something pretty interesting
RUclips Ask* refuses to summarize this video. Wonder why
He was so based that day
wait, how many people on her armpit??
43 now
44 now
45 and counting
On todays episode of “Chat gets gaslit for not wanting to hear about gross things”😂🤦🏼♂️
most PG Nothernlion stream
5:34 are you sure about that ?
Im weak, i couldnt make it through the japanese girls armpit part. Started making me nauseous bro was unhinged
Ancient Romans and Greeks: 13:00
Okay but "jizz martini" is pretty funny, c'mon
6:27 to 6:56
put it on probably the worst street in dublin