YTP | The Joogle Book 🐍
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- Опубликовано: 23 дек 2018
- Fine teacher you are..🐍
🎞️Jungle Book YTP
Extended Remix - • Gotta Take You Back
Original Remix - DJ Davidian - Something is Wrong
• DJ Davidian - Somethin...
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![mgk - I Think I’m OKAY (with YUNGBLUD) (Sad Version) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7AC1uqQLIg4/mqdefault.jpg)
*"LET ME EAT YOU NOW"*
*"I mean kiss me * wierd noise*"*
*"WHAT IS GOING ON!?"*
*"WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER"*
The last one is me on school days
Ditto on the last one.
"I mean kiss me"
FBI OPEN UP!
and then just…. *snort* *hack* *snort* *hack*
… OPEN UP
Alright, that's it!
Toy Story got that audio.
How to Party like a wolf:
Step 1: Kick a friend out of your group
Step 2: Let someone else in the group
Step 3: Turn on some music
Step 4: Have everyone nod their heads
Yessss. Boi you are so right. XD
@QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ same
Man, wolves are jerks.
I would do it
Yeah
"You can believe in *BEES* "
"I wouldn't recommend it"
"Trust in ME"
"Alright That's it!"
LOL
@@CecilyCampbell RIP Qwistoff
Bees are important though. :)
Johann Orozco they are important, but not as important as depicted in the bee movie there are plenty of other pollinators willing to take the job. Did you ask? No. Did you say they were as important as in the bee movie? No. So this reply is utterly useless.
2:30
"You have no idea how stupid you are"
The moment that Kaa, a serpent with hypnotic powers, popular icon of DeviantArt for some bizarre reason, mentor of Mowgli in the book and voiced by Sterling Holloway, the same person who voiced Winnie-the-Pooh, lays down a sick burn on Shere Khan is the day I laugh my ass off!
I love how he includes himself in his own YTPs. XD
did you say anything of jungle book
But he "got carried away!" by a snake, and got hypnotized by it 😂
@Jacob Guimond-Kobzisty ahem. Family-friendly YTP on a family-friendly channel that your commenting on...
Oh I hate to think what will happen
1:30 Honestly that's me watching these YTPs
and I mean that in a good way
Anyways, what's that song on 0:25?
I don’t know
It might be a remix of strange talk- picking up all the pieces (maybe even theFatRat remix)
1:30 What movie is that?
2:39 Baloo: Look, Mowgli, I've been trying all morning to tell ya...
*I've gotta take you back remix starts abruptly*
1:08
"Gimme back my man cub!"
'ehehe, no."
"Okay you asked for it ---'
Do
1:12 What was that song?
@@ialpacas6106 it’s not a song it’s just some slow thing In the movie
"Ooh! Fine teaching you are."
...
"Thanks."
@@ECAnimations *meanwhile*
1:47, best cameo ever!
im Just in the water (laghing)
1:48 ahhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:46 do you mean
@@old252 e
@@old252 1:49
You have just made a very good STEAK
RUclips Starfer Kaa should have said: “You have just made a delisssious STEAK.”
Go to STEAK
Oh yea
Very goodie STEAK
4:09
3:41 OwO
3:32 He still can sit after all those bites? lol
**When you upload a video**
*WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER*
I did
Me when my alarm goes off
Ah
Me to
*_The joogle book is my favorite story!_*
its a discription oddeysey
Teacher: So, give us your book report.
Me: *_The Joogle Book._*
@Scp 939 Oh great an SCP! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
2:02 this is even funnier when you realize the same actor voiced both Kaa and Winnie The Pooh
True
The first voice of Winnie the Pooh (Sterling Holloway). I only say this because most people my age remember Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh.
1:44
Kaa has had enough of Qwistoff's bullcrap!
Kaa squeezes Qwistoff in his coils
So He Hypnotized Qwistoff To Not Make Jungle Book RUclips Poops Anymore
Bro would not let him play his phone
Kaa: IM GONNA KILL YOU
Qwistoff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@NoahTheAmbitiouswhy didn’t anybody draw that?
This is probably the best Joogle Book YTP I've seen since Waxonator's masterpieces
Holy shit, someone who isn't me remembers Waxonator, the king of RUclips Poop.
Mowgli can't enjoy his Bananas
Yeah waxonator was a legend ❤️ qwistoff is like the same level
How could you do this to me?!
One comment: 1 year ago
This one: 12 months ago
2:07 Oh God Kaa
Kaa just levelled up
The Python of Wonders.
0-0 Pls helpe meh...
Why i come back here:
1:44
2:07
2:12
2:42
(3:54 just pointing out, he said two bananas but he put up three fingers)
4:24
1:27 i forgot sum
Moth moth more like MOTHRA
He’s an Orangutan it’s showing that he isn’t that smart
if you rapetly press 1:44 it sound like E E E E E E E E E E E E
2:07 *wHaT Ya DoINg In MY SWaMP?!?*
3:05 Poor Baloo
I laughed too much
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OMGOODNESS! I literally commented the same exact thing without even reading your comment!! 🤣
I couldn't stop laughing! XD
Lol 3:06
“Baloo don’t just stand there, it’s getting away!”
“Who disturbs my slumber! Ah!”
Dude, you need to stop making these so funny. My ribs can’t handle it.
Gimme Me Back My Man-cub Ha Ha No
Nicholas Blaschke okay u asked for it! (gets knocked out by banging intro tree)
legit the best part of the video
Mine can't either 😂
Lol Ikr
I'm most partial to 2:58-4:02. Between Baloo getting literally butt munched, and Louie accidentally destroying his temple with bananas, with one of his subjects even calling him out on it, how could I not find the entire segment hilarious?
Me too.
4:30 Puss In Boots:
How could you do this to me?
Louie is the best too bad there was not more of him
Baloo's reaction at 3:06!XD Perfect choice for the thumbnail!
Callahaine Can you blame him? Those teeth went in DEEP!
Watch at 0.25 speed
There is no time to lose, it is time to party
*Have a banana*
Shots fired
*Have TWO bananas*
Dead
Edit: Thanks for the 1000 Likes!
Edit Edit: Dang it, editing this comment unpinned it. 😑
Don't play with bananas kids
The Great Banana War Of 1967.
Also... 3:54 You got me.
👌
@@QwistoffYTP Reminds me of a scene of bananas from the movie Horton Hears a Who.
King Louie: Have a banana.
(That banana is a banana gun, and Mowgli screams like an idiot) XD
TWO bananas, and he held 3 fingers. Talk about knowledge 😂😂
Kaa: WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?
shere khan: oh.
*snorting madness*
3:04 The idea of Baloo minding his own business and receiving a gratuitous bite in the ass is just hilarious!
I guess anyone who sticks their ass in Khan's face should be ready for him to take a bite!
Baloo learned his lesson... now he'll never bend over to show off his big butt again!
I agree, but if someone bites me in the ass I'll kick their ass
R.I.P. Baloo's butt
(1967-2018)
Edit: Thanks for the likes and a heart
Really
Hey.. when in rome, believe in *BEES*
Guess there's not gonna be anymore art of rule34 or e621 for him now is there?
"e621"
I see you're a man of culture as well.
I didn’t know Baloo’s butt is a human!
1:49 that scream after he’s coiled 🤣
1:48
@@TheLookyus the only character that realized they are being under control for YTP.
@@EnchantedSmellyWolf1:47
3:06 STEAM TRAIN INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:06 to 3:07 Real steam locomotives built in India 1893!
1:42 Lion King + Jungle Book LOL XD
luke thomas even tho there remakes have the same logo version
This was a beautiful Christmas present, thank you Qwistoff
;3
@@QwistoffYTP1:44 did you made this?
Kaa(Angrily Scary Voice): WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER!?!
Shere Khan: 8o Aaahhh.
(Kaa snorting like crazy, best part)
Shere Khan: :[
(Kaa sighs)
Shere Khan: Indeed. >:[
Kaa: Let me show you my ssssinuses work.
(Again with Kaa's snorting, I can't stop laughing)
(Shere Khan smashes Kaa's head, and Kaa 'mmpphh')
Shere Khan: I have no time for that sort of nonsense. ( Party pooper >:( )
Thats the best part
That voice is actually one of the characters in Aladdin.
Tails the Fox Cave of Wonders.
@@daniloveljkovic8889 Danke sein for that.
I am looking for shere khan
You are so stupid
1:28 K i s s m e ! M m m m m m (Shrek)
Looks Like Who's Been Hanging Out With Farquaad
😏
WHAT IS GOING ON!?!??
@@joevitalez28 you dont trust me
1:27
2:58,1,2,9,10 ROAR!!!!!!!!!!! (bites baloo's but)😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄
Butt
*time to party*
It's funny how in that one part he put in Buzz's line, "Not today!", from "Toy Story 2" because CoolZDanethe5th had Bagheera as Buzz in his "Toy Story" spoof, "Mammal Story".
Link plz
One... two... NINE TEN!!!!!
1:11 *When you're half asleep, at 3 am, and you need to go to the bathroom*,
0:49 *When you do gymnastics and think you won but ruin your shot*
2:07 Ahh, the Kaa of Wonders, my favorite
Kaa of Wonders, Ragh
You can believe in *BEES..*
I wouldn't recommend it.
I wouldn't recommend it
I wouldn't recommend it either
@@mrsaltylion "Alright, that's it."
Lol wut
2:13 to 2:19
Kaa: **Snorting Intensifies**
Shere Khan: “Indeed...”
Me: 😂😂😂
"Let me show you how my sinuses work."
Oinking like a pig 2:13
1:46 Bravo on that part
I love how Rama is not even angry even after Bagheera calls him a sucker, he's just totally confused because of the complete lack of logic. My favorite segment for sure
*Believe in bees*
(Insert Nicolas Cage meme here)
NOT THE BEES
I wouldn't recommend it.
@@ECAnimations Trust in ME
@@Elvie_Eddsworld Alright, that's it.
3:06 when you step on a lego
the *j o o g l e* book is my favourite story!
along with Stephen King's book called *T I T*
0:01 Many strange legends of G- NOW WHAT!?!
Another good YTP Qwistoff, good job! I love the part when the wolf says: "Time to party." and the wolves are nodding to the music, and Bagheera is maybe thinking: "Oh god plz stop."
Bagheera just doesn't like parties I guess. ;-)
Bagheera would rather make good steak
Well, he would. Good one Qwistoff! 😁
3:05 to 3:48
Me: “Poor Baloo...” 😂
Have two bananas 🍌..
(Holds up three fingers)
Me:Ok
If I ever made a Jungle Book YTP, it’d be called “The Bookgle Jun”.
make one,IBEEEEELEAVE IN YO(*fades away*)
Get this one: "The Bungle Jook," ~or~ "Khob Lgnuj"!
Do it then it would be comedy gold
The Boogle Junk.
3:46
B.
-buzz's voice- NOT TODAY
-normal voice- Baloo!
Finally someone noticed
I'm losing it at 1:13. 😂😂😂. I was laughing for 3 straight minutes!
0:42 “don’t turn your back on me” instant Lion King YTP flashbacks
0:16 "Sucker..."
Not Nice Bagheera
Time to party (unidentifiable unintelligible retro music))
Lol bagheera is a savage! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Thank you for your gift!
Umm... actually its, "The Google Book" to be precise!
I actually commented that on the vid kaa is sad
3:02 XD I cried and laughed so much here
okay the part with the bananas got me pretty good
Merry Christmas Qwistoff! And yet you bring us an early Christmas present! Hilarious and love it as usual!
You can believe in bees 🐝🤣
"You can belive in bees."
"I wouldn't recommend it."
Who gets it? 😂😂😂😂😂
I do. Since Pacha/John Goodman was also in Bee Movie as a villain.
YTP goodzilla 2014
2:02 this speaks for itself
3:13 Old people arguing 😅
3:06 you when you hit your finger with a hammer
Excellent job, dude! ;D Merry Christmas!
i feel you
Many strange legends of-
(stutter in disbelief)
NOW WHAT?!
3:53 "Have two bananas" shows three fingers
That proves that King Louie can’t count.
0:01 One of the best parts.
OMG! The editing is just so brilliant on this one! YTP definitely needs more of that!
4:10 Kaa: You have just made a very gold steak, my friend.
Good
Bagheera: "fine teacher you are"
Baloo: (lies unconscious) "thanks."
3:49 is one of the best part, that because when king Louie had two bananas it made a nuke to destroy the temple
Thanks to qwistoff for making this YTP it was so funny I died laughing 😂 I hope we have more like this
This came out in my recommendation
I love how these always have musical sections.
this YTP was pretty damn hilarious ^^D
2:07 When someone wakes me up, and it's not a school day
Qwistoff YTP Squad! Assemble!
Kaa: 0.0
1:46 I'm sorry Kaa got on your case, but at least it lead to that great bit of animation there! Your skills are more impressive than I anticipated!
I love this one!! Your YTPs are so original and not stupid. A lot of them have weird stuff in them. Yours are unique. You add different stuff and make it funny. You’re one of the very few ppl I subscribe to that do YTPs.
0:42 1:43 3:43 I knew he was going to say that 😂😂😂😅😅😅
1:44 - 1:51
Kaa (even though it's woody's voice x3): Alright that's it!
*GRABS QWISTOFF*
Kaa: IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Qwistoff: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Me: *Holds up a giant hammer at kaa* Not today... T_T
Edit: Sorry I comment this for fun x3
At least somebody wants to save me 😂
Qwistoff YTP Me: 😂 anyway your welcome :3
The sound was from Toy story and Madagascar
Me: F##k you *kills Diamondgirl Pony and Friends* Kaa: Thank you
Me: Knife!
I love Baloo's solo! And I also love Clayton's voice: OH NO! ITS GETTING AWAY!!! 😂😂😂😂 BEST VIDEO EVER!! I love this mate! Keep it up, Qwistoff!
1:38 “You can believe in bee’s” LOL 😂😂😂
1:37
I wouldn't recommend it
🐝
@@Josiebeam1:41
Trust in me
Kaa: Trust in Mufasa: ME
Kaa: Alright That's it!
Kaa: Alright, that's it!
I don’t have a favorite part, BECAUSE IT’S TOO HILARIOUS!
2:53 🎵I Have To Take You Back🎵
4:30 😂 Puss in boots: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 😡
1:44-1:48 Kaa’s reaction when he’s fed up seeing what the Internet has done to him.
Can you do a Jungle Book 2 YTP?
But, that's another guilty pleasure movie like Mulan 2!
Kevin Ha so an edit of it could be really memetastic
There will be to many who disturbs my slumbers!
I would like that
Merry Christmas Qwistoff!!
Baloo's butt is basically Shere Khan's new chewing toy ! XD
I know I'm very late to comment on this, but: this was the first of your YTPs that I saw, and ever since since I've been ADDICTED to watching them. Keep doing what you're doing!
Bananas; they look and taste good, but can be a very deadly weapon if used wrongly.
3:37 Sher kong's Revenge!!!
1:46 *HIGH QUALITY ANIMATION*
2:25 Shere Kahn: I have no time for that sort of nonsense.
At the moment, I'm searching for Shere Khan