Ninja’s Takis ads are always the funniest because whenever he “transforms” he just outstretches his arms like some omnipotent god basking in his own glory
this comment haunts me every day i cackled at work yesterday and dropped an entire case of glass bottles of olive oil over "like some omnipotent god basking in his own glory"
“Hey Melissa! Just wriggle your body around! “Hey James! Could you pose a bit better? Yeah we want you to look like you’re seeing God or something like that!”
honestly, I'd eat a snack whos slogan is "disrespectfully intense". Seriously intense is just like "hey bro no trust me bro this stuff is intense I swear" /disrespectfully/ intense is like "this snack is so spicy that it no longer cares for your wellbeing"
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RUclips, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear liv
There needs to be a warning on the bag that says - "Takis must be eaten outdoors to avoid having your house burned by the explosive fire tornadoes you'll experience with every bite"
Warning : This product contains food that if consumed within a house, the building has a high chance of getting set on fire , because of the 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 of takis (this is not meant to be a realistic warning)
What I am getting from this is that, in this Taki universe, who you summon depends on what you are doing when you eat the Takis. like when the girl ate the Taki, she was dancing, so she summoned Charli D'Amelio. Another example is when the boy ate the take, he was playing video games, so he summoned Ninja.
as a former dancer, i can confirm that before every class and practice we would each individually eat a whole family sized bag of takis and if we didn’t we had to stand on pointe the whole time as punishment. seriously intense.
@@revilno My friend when I was younger was so obsessed with Takis, hot Cheetos, any kind of spicy chip that she destroyed her stomach lining and the doctor recommended she stop I don't actually like spicy chips, but I love spicy foods (especially noodles) and I irritated my stomach lining too Not fun lmao
the way the ad says "FACE THE INTENSITY" sounds like a threat, like the narrator has a gun to your head and you have to eat an entire bag of takis to survive
Imagine being such a loser that you comment on literally every single video on youtube. Like, don't you do anything besides spending all your time on youtube?
8:40 I have learned a lot from Lincoln getting murdered. He wasn't actually in the normal seats he was in the presidential booth on the roof so he wouldn't get killed or be pestered by the people nearby, but there were no guards attending to the door where he was it was only him and his wife, the killer (John Wilkes Booth) shot a flashy gun towards Lincoln's head, then Booth jumped out the window (for the presidential booth) and landed weird and broke his leg. I learned all this from a book (it's a great book) called Chasing Lincoln's Killer: The Search For John Wilkes Booth.
*“…and this, is to go.. even further beyond!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“* -Goku when turning super saiyan 3
Its truly cringe, these creators are just so... I can't find a word but seeing true celebs like Ryan Reynolds in an Ad makes me interested, but literally every TikToker or whatever inside real ads makes me wanna vomit of cringe
Charli stealing someone’s taki and blowing up with it is a metaphor for tiktok stars (like her) stealing other creators’ dances and getting famous off it without giving any credit to the people they took it from. Danny, that metaphor is *SERIOUSLY* intense.
@@nonodudeyes5827 doesnt necessarily mean Honest Abe would have the collective experience of himselfs across the multiverse Whats collectively beyond the multiverse that determines how they all work? Are we really from there and not the birth of our own universe within the multiverses? I just googled "what's beyond the multiverse" and I am now having an existential crisis
Yes, and that’s about it. He should comment on and mock actual bad or questionnable videos. I want the billion surprise toys Danny back. Those videos were hilarious!
Fun Fact: The doctor at the Children's Hospital told my brother not to eat Takis because they were damaging his stomach lining. Apparently they send a lot of kids to the ER because they hurt the stomach
Yeah the kids were eating too many of them, and due to their sensitive and relatively undeveloped stomach lining, I knew a lot of young students going to the ER for injury. It sucks.
My country doesn’t really have takis, and when I was in Spain this summer I tried some (they were called ‘xtra hot’, they didn’t have the regular ones in that shop) and honestly they didn’t taste that spicy but they still made me cough if I ate them wrong, which was weird.
I also only recently saw imported takis in stores and tried the Fuego flavor and at first I was fine, didn't love the taste but then I coughed. Same when I offered my sibling, they at first were like "oh I see why you could eat this" and then their face shifted and they coughed and put the bag away. Our parent could eat them at least so we didn't waste them
A salted Lays potato chip could could kill a pilgrim. They ate bread and water on regular days, and sugared bread and milk on a holiday. They had to get spices from India to add some flavor to their shigella infected, nasty, boiled pumpkins.
@@callistoarmy5576 I'm going to try and be nice... or at least not mean, as I'm sure you receiving an enormous amount of hate right now. Your vocals are just... not good. I actually couldn't tell if it was serious or not. Then you add on top of that that you are copy pasting your comment everywhere and you have a recipe for people absolutely hating not just you, but your singing too. It's not good my guy. I'm just trying to be real. No one sees your videos cause it's very, well.... bad. Improve. Everyone can be good at singing with practice and you need to practice a lot.
I wanna see one of these with Marie Kondo. "Tidying up is intense, but takis are seriously intense!" *turns your house into a beautiful and clean Victorian mansion*
Imagining them filming the ninja one where he just sits there and faces god is hilarious because without the effects he probably just looked like he was constipated and asking for forgiveness
coming back after watching drew's ninja masterclass video where the EDITORS OF THE MASTERCLASS ITSELF edited the SHIT AND FART sound over ninja basking in god's glory in the commercial
Ate too many of these once. Let's just say I thought I had internal bleeding for about 10 seconds the next day until I remembered I ate them. Went through the 5 stages of grief so fast
As a competitive dancer, I can confirm that after eating one taki, we are fully warmed up, stretched, and ready to dance our way above this plane of existence.
Bro whenever a kid brought some Takis as a snack for lunch or something everyone would rush towards them and *BEG* them for even the crumbs. They were insane.
When I saw it, I immediately thought “Abraham wasn’t a professional movie watcher, he die-“ then I burst out laughing when I saw the gun pointed at Danny’s head😂
Well, I don't live in the US so this is my first time hearing about this. But this might just be advertising to remind consumers about the product. Maybe their sales are falling or something.
8:24 Just imagine you’re in a fight and the other person is like “Man this fight is intense” “But Takis are seriously intense” And then a professional boxer shows up out of nowhere and beats you up.
some boomer thought “ok how do we make these ads ‘relatable’ to gen-z?” wrangle a bunch of tik tokers and self proclaimed yt gamers and have them tirelessly repeat our cheesy marketing slogan. perfect
Yep... next upload he will talk about the history of toilet paper and how it needs to be like it was in 1924 again (1924 is a random date that I picked)
I want to see a Takis commercial where someone eats it and then just goes fucking super Saiyan and starts this huge over the top anime battle with dimensional rifts and planets exploding
Dude: Man, this anime is intense Goku: But takis are SERIOUSLY INTENSE *goku turns super saiyan* *house blows up* *5 minute fight that lasts 90 minutes happens*
i just imagine one of the ads to be like "oh i ate too many taki's" and they rush to the bathroom and retro music and shart sounds fill the screen and takis are swirling around the bathroom 💀😭
this girl I know had to get stomach surgery because she ate takis so much and so regularly that they ate away at the lining of her stomach, that's seriously intense.
now that's what i'm taki-ing about (takis the snack)
jarvis
jarvis
@@callistoarmy5576 stfu
lol jarvis is early
Yo Jarvis
One apple: no doctor
5 almonds: no cancer
4 dates: no weakness
1 taki: seriously intense
I can’t get dates
@@divine5328 😞
@@SailorScoutCat 420 takis: a*s on fire
@fαiyαz best joke ever!
1 taki: 1 million likes on tiktok, tiktakis.
Ninja’s Takis ads are always the funniest because whenever he “transforms” he just outstretches his arms like some omnipotent god basking in his own glory
^ Goku
I just imagine him without all the special effects 😂
the only ones I like John Cena ones, sadly
this comment haunts me every day i cackled at work yesterday and dropped an entire case of glass bottles of olive oil over "like some omnipotent god basking in his own glory"
@Pressy likes BANANABREAD 0.0000000000000025%*
Imagine how awkward filming those ads are without the special effects
Every single crew member asking, "Who is this person?"
As an Inde effects artist, it’s even more awkward for us
“Hey Melissa! Just wriggle your body around!
“Hey James! Could you pose a bit better? Yeah we want you to look like you’re seeing God or something like that!”
It’s just dancing isn’t it?
@@edgysnarfbrownie5778did u watch the full video lol
I love that you decided to dance *next* to your green screen.
sus susy bakaa
topiccy wopiccy beloved
sus sus sus amogus
Suspicious activity has been detected within our vicinity... I guess you could say... There's an imposter among us
@@amogustrashcan3202 yo how did you get here?
i never expected danny to make an eleven minute video of him talking about a snack food
Takis aren't just a snack food. They're seriously a snack food.
you didn't?
danny
what did you expect from a middle schooler
He made a 14 minutes video on grandma wall stickers and a daddy saddle where have you been 😭
“huh. Greg is kinda intense.”
Danny: “GREG IS SERIOUSLY INTENSE.”
DONT LOOK IT UP
@@fandomneutral2823 whaaaaaaat whyyyyyyyyy
nice pfp...love Hawks!
can taki ninja beat goku tho?
“The next trip to the bathroom will be intense” got me LOL
It’s SERIOUSLY intense. They’re not intense. They’re SERIOUSLY INTENSE
I’m scared of eating takis because I’m worried I’m going to s$&@ so hard I might die
I think you mean SERIOUSLY intense..
but no one's gone to the bathroom in years!
honestly, I'd eat a snack whos slogan is "disrespectfully intense".
Seriously intense is just like "hey bro no trust me bro this stuff is intense I swear"
/disrespectfully/ intense is like "this snack is so spicy that it no longer cares for your wellbeing"
Yeah if spice is like bdsm for your mouth then a disrespectfully intense snack would waaay kinkier
@@gdragon42069 sir this is a wendys
@@AngelBirdo we gettin' kinky at a Wendy's?
@@gdragon42069 I'm- I'm just- doing my job here sire/ma'am/oxygen breather 🕴️
LMFAO
It's funny to think about how awkward Ninja must have looked without special effects.
Ninja said 😤😤😤
gaming is intense BUT TAKIS ARE *SERIOUSLY* INTENSE
Can't be worse than normal
I was thinking the same thing lol
@Ross With No Sauce hot damn
Danny’s hair is flourishing at an unprecedented rate, we all should be terrified
i love it
I know I’m scared in a corner rn
@@kyyuqii but it looks good 💀💀💀
@@RaulRaulitoR it looks so unbelievably good its scaring me
@@kyyuqii He’s becoming more powerful by the second...
I once got a whole fiesta sized bag where every single taki was coated with like 10x the seasoning as usual. They were completely inedible.
Takis are intense, but Takis are seriousky intense!
Markiplier sweating profusely in the background:
oh i would go ham with these. i would VACUUM them. i love extremely insanely seasoned snacks
you mean SERIOUSLY inedible
Markiplier would like to know your location
skater kid: takis are intense
tony hawk: takis are SERIOUSLY intense
tony hawk: *uses kid as a skatebaord*
that is not where i was expecting that joke to go..
...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ohrats7713 ikr but still hilarious
Best commercial ever
Kurtis: let’s tiktalk about tiktok
Danny: taki-ing about takis
I see a patern🧐
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RUclips, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear liv
@@AxxLAfriku Hello askers? where are you?
Axxl are you ok
hmm it seems like theyre the same person..
There needs to be a warning on the bag that says -
"Takis must be eaten outdoors to avoid having your house burned by the explosive fire tornadoes you'll experience with every bite"
Seriously its super intense
Yes Ong
Warning :
This product contains food that if consumed within a house, the building has a high chance of getting set on fire , because of the 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 of takis
(this is not meant to be a realistic warning)
yessir
Yes
What I am getting from this is that, in this Taki universe, who you summon depends on what you are doing when you eat the Takis. like when the girl ate the Taki, she was dancing, so she summoned Charli D'Amelio. Another example is when the boy ate the take, he was playing video games, so he summoned Ninja.
ah, an alternate universe where gender is determined by takis
so theoretically if i was watching a low budget movie and ate a taki would danny appear
At that point it sounds like the pitch for the next Persona game.
he literally said this in the video what's the point of this comment
what if you start a worldwar or something, who do you summon? 💀
as a former dancer, i can confirm that before every class and practice we would each individually eat a whole family sized bag of takis and if we didn’t we had to stand on pointe the whole time as punishment. seriously intense.
my toes would be wrecked
@@revilno My friend when I was younger was so obsessed with Takis, hot Cheetos, any kind of spicy chip that she destroyed her stomach lining and the doctor recommended she stop
I don't actually like spicy chips, but I love spicy foods (especially noodles) and I irritated my stomach lining too
Not fun lmao
Current dancer who hates spice here, but i am also confirming this. its so seriously intense.
Ughh takis are SO seriously intense
Free takis I'm there for it
“Takis are seriously intense.” **gets banished to the fiery pits of hell**
Satan be like WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
*chrunch* oh hi satin
999th like. I guide others to a treasure I cannot posess.
Tumblr: Super hell??? 😳
Lmfao
the way the ad says "FACE THE INTENSITY" sounds like a threat, like the narrator has a gun to your head and you have to eat an entire bag of takis to survive
“O-O-OK T-TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE JUST PLEASE LET ME SEE MY DOG SHARPIE AGAIN PLEASE”
It's good because there is no reason for life and we will all die alone
**sobs while shoving the 895th consecutive taki into my mouth**
@@Ade-ing that sounds an awful lot like something a takis *spy* would say
But maybe im just imagining things
I'm so honored that Danny says hi to me every time I turn on one of his videos. Thanks man, have a great day!
Thats crazy dude
Nice dude.
Danny has gone from looking like a 13 year old to looking like a 16 year old. Good on you for completing puberty dude
@@callistoarmy5576 you sound terrible
@@callistoarmy5576 i saw once and decided: u suck
It’s from all the takis
Fa(x)cts
Woah 250 likes in 10 minutes
“I breathed in the Taki dust”
How are you still alive?
hey what’s up
Fr
let me just reply before a lot of other people do
Imagine being such a loser that you comment on literally every single video on youtube. Like, don't you do anything besides spending all your time on youtube?
@@JovaJovenile-m4j imagine hating on someone because they made a funnier comment than you
Any influencer: “Takis are SERIOUSLY intense” *gets possessed*
*goes super saiyan*
@@postdboy LMAO TRUEE😭✋
Ninja looked like he did crack and snorted gfuel
Takis are seriously intense! *fucking dies*
Gets possessed by a tesseract
Studying with takis and Albert Einstein shows up
And then you and Albert die by an atomic bomb made of takis
The Quantum Theory of Light is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense *hits a old fashioned boogie*
@@Doris_LOWHDIM GIGGLING why is this comment so funny 😢😢
Praying with takis and jebus shows up
Danny should’ve said “takis are intense, but express vpn is seriously intense” cause that would’ve been intense
@Bat-Vader dangerously intense
but 𝙉𝙊𝙏 dangerously cheesy
Dude that’s intense
@@ameliabadeeelia *seriously* intense
@@Interdictiondeltawing oh sorry, seriously intense*
They got the whole 'Marvel: Endgame' VFX team here. . . This is SERIOUSLY visually intense
marvel endgame
I’m really excited for Marvel: No Way Home
CAN'T wait for Marvel: Love and Thunder.
did any of you see marvel: infinity war
@@pixelaim17 of course bro, but i didnt really like Marvel: Age of ultron :/, it was a weak entry/sequel.
Was worried he was never going to say, “Tik Taki” thank god he did
Tik taki >:3
It’s not tik takis
ITS SERIOUSLY INTENSE
1k like :)
tik taki is a polish snack or a candy
@@zakładnikk it isn't polish
1:49 So crazy, Danny's getting really good at editing! How'd he make his entire room look like a "video missing" screen?
we will probably never know what that was supposed to be
I can actually see Takis making there new slogan "Theres a little devil in every bite!"
china sales would prob plummet
Copy right that as fast as you can
@@kneo2476 are takis even in China?
plis the conservatives would LOOSE their mind lmao
@@vex3580 it’s mexican
“Takis are disrespectfully intense”
Takis don’t care about your feelings
*cough* markiplier *cough*
fAcTs Don’T cArE aBoUt yOuR fEeLiNGs
Omg are takis a ben Shapiro kinnie
@@silliestgooseever NO-
Man I know to many takis
Let’s all agree Danny’s hair is on point in this video.
Appreciation for the floof. 👏
looks like he hasnt showered in months
God, IT WAS NO MORTAL THING
@@bobataco210 my guy it's hot af outside you never sweat?
*they're seriously intense*
8:40 I have learned a lot from Lincoln getting murdered. He wasn't actually in the normal seats he was in the presidential booth on the roof so he wouldn't get killed or be pestered by the people nearby, but there were no guards attending to the door where he was it was only him and his wife, the killer (John Wilkes Booth) shot a flashy gun towards Lincoln's head, then Booth jumped out the window (for the presidential booth) and landed weird and broke his leg.
I learned all this from a book (it's a great book) called Chasing Lincoln's Killer: The Search For John Wilkes Booth.
Slight correction Henry rathbone and his wife were also In the box with lincoln
I want a taki commercial with Marie kondo. she would be folding hoodies so quickly
The one with Tyler Blevins is pretty cool
I might buy takis if they do this
she'd have to clean her hands though, can't get that taki dust on the clothes
The image in my mind rn is cRACKING ME UP
Hahaahhahaha
My theory is, if you drink a Lacroix while eating Takis, a wild Danny will show up and absolutely decimate you in a Lacroix chugging contest
You've cracked the code, everytime i eat takis and drink a la croix the pokémon battle music plays and a wild danny appears
This is hilarious
@@beccab6888 this too
@@alexisventura7191 thank u :D
@@beccab6888 this killed me
“But Takis are SERIOUSLY INTENSE!”
*turns into a fucking super saiyan*
No... A hyper Saiyan!
No...............a super DUPER saiyan
i’ve been looking a comment like this lol
*“…and this, is to go.. even further beyond!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“*
-Goku when turning super saiyan 3
@@icecreamsundd aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we’re no strangers to love aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Danny referring to Charlie as if she's a professional dancer and not just a tiktok dancer makes me want to cry
she’s a professional dancer aswell 💀
Its truly cringe, these creators are just so... I can't find a word but seeing true celebs like Ryan Reynolds in an Ad makes me interested, but literally every TikToker or whatever inside real ads makes me wanna vomit of cringe
Charli stealing someone’s taki and blowing up with it is a metaphor for tiktok stars (like her) stealing other creators’ dances and getting famous off it without giving any credit to the people they took it from.
Danny, that metaphor is *SERIOUSLY* intense.
Especially when the girl Charlie is stealing from is a person of color
@@stephaniewilliams1110 she’s the modern day Christopher Columbus
@@elliottfox3581 yes lol unfortunately 🤷🏻♀️
wow that is clever
The other girl is actually Regan Aliyah. She's a pretty sick rapper, check her out!
Also, ironically she's a smaller tiktok creator than Charlie.
I like how Danny implies Abraham Lincoln is a “professional” at getting murdered at plays. He’s only done it once 🙄
Think about all the different universes he’s done it in.
@@nonodudeyes5827 doesnt necessarily mean Honest Abe would have the collective experience of himselfs across the multiverse
Whats collectively beyond the multiverse that determines how they all work? Are we really from there and not the birth of our own universe within the multiverses? I just googled "what's beyond the multiverse" and I am now having an existential crisis
bestie he’s so good that he only had to do it once
@@Mythikal13 thanos kept snapping and unsnapping him so that it’s an infinite time loop and he’s probably done it trillions of times allready.
**already**
Everybody who eats takis has most likely inhaled the dust and fucking died
you are sus.
amg us
@@ajdins3628 ?
That had happened to me more than it should’ve.
Love ur pfp
Drug addict: Takis are intense
Drug dealer: takis are SERIOUSLY intense
Drug dealer: *sells drug addicts*
"I BREATHED IN THE TAKI DUST"
Crack is intense, but takis are *SERIOUSLY* Intense.
O-O
I seriously accidentally do that every time I have takis. I knew as soon as his voice cracked it happened to him. We love that representation :)
@@catrathemagicat you’re late.
@@hurelten dang I know.
@@catrathemagicat no furries no worries
Imagine how awkward those were to film without the editing
pretty sure these tiktokers and streamers are used to looking like absolute clowns with no real sense of rythm, so not very awkward for them.
@@929er13 not really
Like, at all
@@929er13 HAHAHAH true
Yes
I bet they would look constipated
Danny’s really just out here creating an entire back story for each add
Yes, and that’s about it. He should comment on and mock actual bad or questionnable videos. I want the billion surprise toys Danny back. Those videos were hilarious!
@@archive_owl agreed, these ones dont feel the same imo
Ad****
Somebody hasn’t watched internet historian.
Lol this continues to be one of my favorite Danny Gonzales videos
“My next trip to the bathroom is going to be seriously intense” no no no it will be dangerously intense
666 likes. Not creepy at all.
@Ninja Cat Karla Sanders no. Its creeply intense
it'll be *bad*
no it'll be dangerously cheesy
Takis are intense, but Express VPN is SERIOUSLY INTENSE *literally explodes*
No replies?
Fun Fact: The doctor at the Children's Hospital told my brother not to eat Takis because they were damaging his stomach lining. Apparently they send a lot of kids to the ER because they hurt the stomach
Yeah the kids were eating too many of them, and due to their sensitive and relatively undeveloped stomach lining, I knew a lot of young students going to the ER for injury. It sucks.
wow, that's seriously intense
@@whytho8856 😂 funniest shit I’ve seen all day
SERIOUSLY intense
@@whytho8856 I think that is dangerously intense
My country doesn’t really have takis, and when I was in Spain this summer I tried some (they were called ‘xtra hot’, they didn’t have the regular ones in that shop) and honestly they didn’t taste that spicy but they still made me cough if I ate them wrong, which was weird.
prolly because of the takis dusts being inhaled subconsciously
@@Fymzie That could have been it, I didn’t think of that!
I also only recently saw imported takis in stores and tried the Fuego flavor and at first I was fine, didn't love the taste but then I coughed. Same when I offered my sibling, they at first were like "oh I see why you could eat this" and then their face shifted and they coughed and put the bag away. Our parent could eat them at least so we didn't waste them
I’m fairly certain a single Taki could kill a pilgrim.
A salted Lays potato chip could could kill a pilgrim. They ate bread and water on regular days, and sugared bread and milk on a holiday. They had to get spices from India to add some flavor to their shigella infected, nasty, boiled pumpkins.
anything from this era could make a pilgrim drop dead
Well pilgrims still exist to this day as Refugees but I get your point
r/brandnewsentence
Axe body spray could kill an pilgrim and a small child with asthma
My grandma came in when I was watching this and she was like
“Who is that? He’s very handsome.”
Aww that’s so sweet
lol my mom said the exact same thing the other day, looks like Danny is popular among the older ladies
And she’s right
Danny/Grandma fanfic coming out soon
@@8888BALL I like how you said that like you're dropping a diss track
It would be cool if he was like: Commentary is intense, *but Express VPN is seriously intense.*
Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️..🔥..❤️
Not you taking his career
He’s going to see this comment and wish he thought of it
@MemeLord25 Making fun of a bot in the comment section is intense, but Takis Are More Intense
@@callistoarmy5576 I'm going to try and be nice... or at least not mean, as I'm sure you receiving an enormous amount of hate right now. Your vocals are just... not good. I actually couldn't tell if it was serious or not. Then you add on top of that that you are copy pasting your comment everywhere and you have a recipe for people absolutely hating not just you, but your singing too. It's not good my guy. I'm just trying to be real. No one sees your videos cause it's very, well.... bad. Improve. Everyone can be good at singing with practice and you need to practice a lot.
1:50 was that a glitch in the video or am I going insane
Definitely a glitch
@@christianflowers1528 no 🫵😂
either a glitch or he edited it in to be funny / goofy cus he was being weird / confusing when talking during that moment yk..
I wanna see one of these with Marie Kondo. "Tidying up is intense, but takis are seriously intense!" *turns your house into a beautiful and clean Victorian mansion*
69th like :)
yessir
Yesm.
I'm surprised she didn't say if Takis "brings her joy".
I'd say no thank you because Victorian homes were death traps. Which, I guess, makes them _seriously_ intense.
Imagining them filming the ninja one where he just sits there and faces god is hilarious because without the effects he probably just looked like he was constipated and asking for forgiveness
LMAO
coming back after watching drew's ninja masterclass video where the EDITORS OF THE MASTERCLASS ITSELF edited the SHIT AND FART sound over ninja basking in god's glory in the commercial
@@haloeighthHe planned it from the beginning!
"god forgive me, i'm about to shit so bad"
kid walking a dog: takis are intense
professional dog-walker: takis are Seriously intense
professional dog-walker: *walks the kid*
Epic
This made me laugh in real life! 😂
What
Ate too many of these once. Let's just say I thought I had internal bleeding for about 10 seconds the next day until I remembered I ate them. Went through the 5 stages of grief so fast
“I breathed in the Taki dust”
Don’t do drugs kids
“Takis are SERIOUSLY intense” *gets sent to the seventy eighth layer of hell*
"Takis are [SERIOUSLY] intense" *becomes a [BIG SHOT]*
@@Bighomie39 canon spamton lore
@@Bighomie39 "BEING A [BIG SHOT] IS INTENSE, BUT [TAKIS] ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE"
This comment section is beautiful
Don’t you mean the 97th layer?
Danny sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint whenever he talks about the Takis
he is its just not the gun you would expect
“Talki-ing about takis” 😂 Danny you never fail to make us laugh
This video was just an excuse for Danny to eat a bag of Takis
Tax write off
I think u meant drew
@@reinasnotperfect8984 uhm no wtf. thats kurtis.
And call out the people in the ads lol
As a competitive dancer, I can confirm that after eating one taki, we are fully warmed up, stretched, and ready to dance our way above this plane of existence.
i like how after a full year of this comment being up, 654 people saw and liked this comment but no one bothered to leave a reply.
@@ringodinger thank you for your service king
i agree
I love how Charli steals both the black girl’s taki and her dance without asking.
STOP LMFAOO
Charli won’t just steal your TikTok dances. She will steal your food and make you starve.
👁✖️👁
@@BujjuIsABee sometimes it’s good to starve
Yessir
7:00
Nah man don't feel sorry he planned for that shit, thats a ritual for summoning ninja.
I have to be honest, Abe Lincoln’s assassination is not what I expected.
Same I expected William Shakespeare to come back from the dead
its was seriously intense
It’s not what Abe Lincoln expected either
It’s Danny’s Sassination if you will
Kids on the middle school bus used to bargain for Takis like they were prison cigarettes lmao
Lol-
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Lmao, but fr Takis are so good
Bro whenever a kid brought some Takis as a snack for lunch or something everyone would rush towards them and *BEG* them for even the crumbs. They were insane.
@@kenniltx shut up broski
Danny's stuble seems like the beginning of Kurtis' mustache saga all over again
@Holl ywood no
Oh no
@Holl ywood n o
@Holl ywood oh god no please
2:40 is probably the best description of blue takis
I like how older marketing people were like 'we need to cover all teenagers, I think there are only two types of them, gamers and tiktok people'
The two genders: tik tok dancers and gamers
@@DogNamedWatson and greg don’t forget greg
ah yes the only two types of people in the universe, gamers and tiktok dancers
@@doge.studio Greg transcends gender.
lmao, as someone who is neither, it would've been cool if they had representation for the third type of teenager, the elusive and majestic greg
i think the lincoln joke in this is one of danny's most underrated bits, it makes me giggle literally everytime i think about it
When I saw it, I immediately thought “Abraham wasn’t a professional movie watcher, he die-“ then I burst out laughing when I saw the gun pointed at Danny’s head😂
G - takis
R - are
E - seriously
G - intense
Underrated
Genius
bUt tHaTs nOt tHe riGhT lEtTeRs
@@orans_ anyone that replies with that will be deemed craig for eternity
@@moonycanwatch lol
He makes me laugh at least 5 times every video. Love him so much!
It boggles me that they even need to advertise Takis, considering like 80% of the people at my school were eating them since like. 6th grade
Same
for real 😂
Well, I don't live in the US so this is my first time hearing about this. But this might just be advertising to remind consumers about the product. Maybe their sales are falling or something.
Idk why, but usually when sales go up you'll see more advertising for that particular thing.
Maybe because they have a bigger budget now for marketing?
Me, who has never had a single Taki: Woah, Takis are seriously intense
wait what
Same, i wanna try Takis now :( they don't exist in my country tho (i think)
Same its only found at a specific place here but I keep procrastinating on buying it lmaoo
@@bombasticsideeye123 I think they’re overrated
@@bombasticsideeye123 imagine hot cheetos but in a roll
Top 3 most painful things in life:
•Stubbing a toe
•Stepping on a Lego
•Breathing in taki dust
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I’ve snorted the dust off of an extra dusty taki I couldn’t breathe
* getting it in your eyes
@@callistoarmy5576 stop spamming no life
@@callistoarmy5576 dude no, you need to work on your vocals
8:24 Just imagine you’re in a fight and the other person is like
“Man this fight is intense”
“But Takis are seriously intense”
And then a professional boxer shows up out of nowhere and beats you up.
The fact that Danny looks older than 13 is seriously intense. Like disrespectfully intense.
:/ wow man you got the whole squad laughing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@alexivy8732 shut up
@@HazeInutt hehe okay
I think he needs to share his genetics with us
Red Bull gives you wings but huffing Taki dust is next level intensity. Makes you dance like a sock pupet on meth.
Concept: Redbull and taki slushie, will immediately send you to the emergency room as your heart literally explodes
Umm, it's not "next level" intensity. It's serious intensity. Get your words right next time. /s
Legend has it that if you snort enough taki dust, then you might just be able to step on a lego, WITHOUT dying.
Eating a single taki makes famous people appear in your house, so I consumed 4 taki bags at once and now god has appeared in my house, very cool
Ya god appear cause ur dead from your bathroom experience
if you eat 5 bags of it, you'll have a stroke
i did the same but with these cool mushrooms i found and now satan and all his buddies are in my room.
If they were the blue ones, you’re in for a treat.
I like the suggestion that god is equivalent to like 500~ famous people
5:30 i felt the tweet coming so far in advance but it was still so funny lmao
some boomer thought “ok how do we make these ads ‘relatable’ to gen-z?” wrangle a bunch of tik tokers and self proclaimed yt gamers and have them tirelessly repeat our cheesy marketing slogan. perfect
Don't forget all the visual effects after they take a bite
and it worked
and it worked because they're so awful
And here we are talking about it. Like sheep
It's better than killing memes, though
“Taki-ing about Takis”
*Danny’s comedy has peaked*
And so have takis
Lol
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They are *seriously* intense 😤✋
Yep... next upload he will talk about the history of toilet paper and how it needs to be like it was in 1924 again
(1924 is a random date that I picked)
Everyone is having a grand old time with Takis, meanwhile, Markiplier is in the corner crying and trying to find a replacement.
Truly disgusting that "takis" would do this horrible thing
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that “takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
“The next trip to the bathroom will be seriously intense”- a wise wise man
Imagine filming Ninja eat a Taki and then just throw his arms out like he’s activating his gamer powers…with no music or anything
I’m not seeing enough movement
HAHAHA 😂
Oh God 😂
gamer
@@golem040 epic gamer
I want to see a Takis commercial where someone eats it and then just goes fucking super Saiyan and starts this huge over the top anime battle with dimensional rifts and planets exploding
Bro in the ninja one that man definitely goes SS. So I guess gaming makes you goku
like the ET McDonalds movie but better
Dude: Man, this anime is intense
Goku: But takis are SERIOUSLY INTENSE *goku turns super saiyan*
*house blows up*
*5 minute fight that lasts 90 minutes happens*
@@hamclamcamp You forgot the
*transformation scream that lasts for 3 episodes*
Ugh, yeah hate it when I'm eating Takis and suddenly my body *seriously* bursts into *intense* flames
The worst 🙄
It’s cuz the are *seriously intense*
This is a underrated comment
Flames are instense but *takis are seriously intense*
The roaring flames of hell are intense, but takis are seriously intense!
I, in fact, didn't find something else to watch but just watched this video twice in a row, so I could understand how seriously intense takis are.
Imagine you’re eating takis while talking with your friend about internet drama or something and Danny Gonzalez shows up
I would start taki-ing to Danny
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And completing destroys you In judging it and then the house blows up
I may have to start eating Takis.
@@callistoarmy5576 H311 2 d@ N.O
I am sure that a speck of Takis dust can kill a whole army.
@@Boston20888 what??????
@@36divad youtube trend thing a youtuber started.
@@Boston20888 ah yes an army dead? its a masterpiece but no army dead including your dad? its a mistake
It’s a well known fact that Takis are 257% ricin
@@36divad jellybean fans
“When the drip is respectable, the chips are impeccable.” -Probably the best ad
oh my god yes absolutley
We need to spread word about chipsahoys new ads they are incredibly impeccable.
i just imagine one of the ads to be like "oh i ate too many taki's"
and they rush to the bathroom and retro music and shart sounds fill the screen and takis are swirling around the bathroom 💀😭
Gaming is intense, but Taki dust, oh that's a different story.
Snort some of that shit, and you transcend to the SUNSUNSUNSUNSUN dimension. Don’t ask.
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I love mixing it with la Croix and injecting it into my veins ✨😍💅
2:55 Charli: Takis are seriously intense
Also Charli: busts open the gates to hell while doing the renegade
i had open heart surgery at 11 years old, but that wasn’t even nearly as serious or intense as takis flavor.
oh my god best comment
@Holl ywood just buy ur own mic if you want it that bad nobody is gonna like ur song if you just beg for likes
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Why are there bot comments on a Danny video
@@ParzivalTheThird because they think they can leech off of him because he has 4 mil subs so a lot of people will see the video and comments
7:57 This clip kills me every time 💀
“Taki-ing about takis” is the type of pun that I subscribed for
Tbh same
*Danny Stupid I shoot 1000 times better🖕*
This joke is almost as funny as Why 2 K? pun that Kurtis did in his latest vid
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@@callistoarmy5576 shut up bot
this girl I know had to get stomach surgery because she ate takis so much and so regularly that they ate away at the lining of her stomach, that's seriously intense.
i had to stop eating takis for a while after eating them regularly for months because i would have seriously intense stomach pains.
Fun 😍😍
Now *that’s* _seriously_ intense
Damn that’s pretty intense
Are you also an alcoholic?
Petition for Danny to be in the next taki add with a sad kid trying to make a RUclips video
know that might not actually be that far fetched..
Danny is so fucking right about remembering that you had blue takis there is no other way to describe it