Is Varli Ok?

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  • @gracedavis3100
    @gracedavis3100 3 года назад +9577

    "Love more, hate less"
    "Love more, hate less"
    *kills daughter for being in love*

    • @xavwill4807
      @xavwill4807 3 года назад +227

      Sorry, there's no power in love

    • @godmodeextreme
      @godmodeextreme 3 года назад +168

      Hate more, love less.

    • @justsomeonelookingfortheas5998
      @justsomeonelookingfortheas5998 3 года назад +40

      it's because she will miss her when she dies and when she misses her she will love her more lmao

    • @xavwill4807
      @xavwill4807 3 года назад +41

      @@shysmy19 stfu lmao that has nothing to do with genz your grandmother probably got married before she was old enough to drink

    • @johanboersma6195
      @johanboersma6195 3 года назад +19

      *OUCHIE*

  • @sarahscott3906
    @sarahscott3906 3 года назад +15579

    Note: If you ever get murdered, say “ouchie” just to mess with them.

    • @rehanmasud6989
      @rehanmasud6989 3 года назад +319

      Ouchie

    • @RoyalGuardEziode
      @RoyalGuardEziode 3 года назад +1013

      Even better "that tickles" which may actually give them trauma if you make it dramatic and terrifying enough

    • @taliesinriver
      @taliesinriver 3 года назад +387

      @@RoyalGuardEziode if they're murdering someone they're probably going to have trauma anyway

    • @userK77920
      @userK77920 3 года назад +69

      Agreed, hope I remember to. Cus I'm gunna die anyways, what do I have to lose XD

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck 3 года назад +226

      @@taliesinriver If they, by chance, aren't capable of feeling guilt and empathy to begin with - they won't. But boy would they be pissed. Worth it.
      But then, maybe they'll take it out on another victim since someone has to pay for their bruised ego... oh bother.
      You know what, forget I said anything.

  • @bobbiwib
    @bobbiwib Год назад +1035

    I showed my permanently exhausted 75 year old mum a few seconds of this to dissuade her from trying to make a viral video and she said “wow he’s so cute” and tucked her hair behind her ears like she wasn’t waking up from a three hour cancer nap, and then she nudged me and said “baby blue eyes” as if I wasn’t a 30 year old lesbian. What is this power that you have Danny

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming 9 месяцев назад +131

      this is one of the funniest things I have ever read

    • @ignisvividi2400
      @ignisvividi2400 8 месяцев назад +119

      His milkshake brings all the lesbian moms to the yard I guess

    • @stargategeek
      @stargategeek 8 месяцев назад +2

      You

    • @citysick
      @citysick 6 месяцев назад +21

      @@ignisvividi2400she didn’t say her mom is a lesbian

    • @RACC00NL0VR_
      @RACC00NL0VR_ 3 месяца назад +15

      my friends aunt is inlove with danny for some reasonidk man

  • @heidithompson7011
    @heidithompson7011 Год назад +1134

    Varli is so devastated by you leaving her that she has decided to turn into a psychopathic murderer and kidnap children to cope with the sheer trauma and hatred you left her with. This is your doing, Danny. How does that make you feel?

  • @muckyesyesindisguise3854
    @muckyesyesindisguise3854 3 года назад +9848

    This is just her villain arc she’ll get over it.

    • @suibae3022
      @suibae3022 3 года назад +275

      Cant wait for redemption arc🤗💕

    • @matthewmartin4915
      @matthewmartin4915 3 года назад +84

      @I LOVE ALL bro what are you talking bout naman you already got a video with 300k views why you out hee begging for likes lmao and lying bout some bs your mom gonna buy u a mic

    • @mariaurquiza937
      @mariaurquiza937 3 года назад +14

      @Chicken boi LMFAOOOO 💀🤚

    • @ballpointpen7728
      @ballpointpen7728 3 года назад +20

      @I LOVE ALL lmao whoever does that is *foolish*

    • @destinysaye5217
      @destinysaye5217 3 года назад +2

      nct 🤨🙌🏽

  • @deathbystars4999
    @deathbystars4999 3 года назад +3910

    Varli: smoking is bad, drugs are bad, alcohol is bad
    Also Varli: imma bitch and I’m smoking a cigar

    • @restitution823
      @restitution823 3 года назад +91

      Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 😈

    • @diartgallapeni1421
      @diartgallapeni1421 3 года назад +43

      Baa baa black sheep

    • @sanasstrawberry5190
      @sanasstrawberry5190 3 года назад +23

      @@diartgallapeni1421 have you any woll no sir no sir by the way what the hell are morals

    • @peltimies2469
      @peltimies2469 3 года назад +5

      Now thats a charecter arc.

    • @maria1036
      @maria1036 3 года назад +6

      old mc donald had a farm 👺

  • @n.8382
    @n.8382 9 месяцев назад +331

    "RUN! Baby Aira RUN!"
    "Mom, I am already running" got me dying
    💀💀

  • @shoelace403
    @shoelace403 2 года назад +466

    Varli is the definition of that mom that tries to be "hip with kids" like a "how do you do fellow kids" type of thing

  • @upthedoggies6984
    @upthedoggies6984 3 года назад +5330

    Varli: *kills her own daughter*
    Her daughter: OuChiE
    Varli: *starts singing*

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 2 года назад +10

      😂😂

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 2 года назад +82

      That’s what I do every time that I murder someone, it’s actually a magic spell that removes any evidence that the one who committed the murder was me! It’s great!

    • @Bob-yz5qt
      @Bob-yz5qt 2 года назад +8

      People who got shocked back to life: O_ O ... O _O

    • @username1150
      @username1150 2 года назад +22

      Her daughter: bYe mOmMy!

    • @jaydagorgiovski2613
      @jaydagorgiovski2613 2 года назад +2

      This is my favourite comment

  • @Krauvich
    @Krauvich 3 года назад +5854

    Daughter: "Mommy, I can sacrifice myself to save you"
    Varli: "Are you sure"
    She sounded like relieved that her daughter was gonna sacrifice herself for her.

    • @NamanTheRockstar2
      @NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад +8

      *DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 3 года назад +75

      Maybe it's a cultural thing? Some cultures sees dedication from children to their parents as a very admirable thing, whereas Western countries mostly tend to focus on parents sacrificing for their kids.

    • @ghostyicecream6209
      @ghostyicecream6209 3 года назад +221

      @@nakenmil i think its just her bad acting

    • @P3dotme
      @P3dotme 3 года назад +46

      Pretty sure that was meant to be a joke, considering the comedy hashtag.

    • @justarandomasian249
      @justarandomasian249 3 года назад +16

      @@NamanTheRockstar2 shut

  • @jayzepickle6637
    @jayzepickle6637 Год назад +220

    Im not gonna lie. I'm going through a breakup rn and the "ouchie" from her daughter has been repeating in my head to describe the emotional pain and it's somewhat comforting XD

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 10 месяцев назад +11

      Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 🥺❤

    • @sgfuckinghuntress
      @sgfuckinghuntress 5 месяцев назад +8

      i hope you're better now ❤

  • @rattersworld1016
    @rattersworld1016 Год назад +68

    Honestly, the "Imma Be a Bitch" song had a very satisfying beat, so good job on that one, Varli.

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 9 месяцев назад

      doubt she made the beat herself

  • @jmextrom
    @jmextrom 3 года назад +5592

    I’m pretty sure she’s just a genius cringe artist. This can’t be real, there’s no way. It doesn’t even make sense.

    • @bamablonde0604
      @bamablonde0604 3 года назад +70

      Just genius

    • @AlbinoAxolotl
      @AlbinoAxolotl 3 года назад +157

      Yeah I agree. That was both ridiculous and hilarious in the most cringey way. I kind of love it.

    • @bamablonde0604
      @bamablonde0604 3 года назад +15

      No cringe just funny haha moments

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 года назад +50

      i mean like she's not even bad cause she has a script but then the execution doesnt make sense

    • @bamablonde0604
      @bamablonde0604 3 года назад +15

      No it comes from her heart ... maybe

  • @theoneandonly4877
    @theoneandonly4877 3 года назад +3317

    varli: “bye daughter”
    the supposed to be dead daughter: “BYE MOMMY”

  • @casual_villain
    @casual_villain Год назад +94

    Damn, Varli has had one hell of a story arc. First, she was the savior of the Gonzallas Cinematic Universe. Teaming up with Dolphin Man to defeat the Jokers. Now, she’s gone down the dark path and appears to be heading down a villain arc. Maybe Dolphin Man and the Jokers could team up to defeat her!

  • @alecferrell2620
    @alecferrell2620 Год назад +392

    I’m sorry but the interaction between distraught parent and their child’s kidnapper being
    “Give me my child!”
    “First, give me the money!!”
    “CHILD 👹”
    Fuckin kills me every time

    • @Coristic121
      @Coristic121 2 месяца назад +3

      "Money!!"
      "Baa baa black sheeep 😒"

  • @The_D0C70R
    @The_D0C70R 3 года назад +7328

    Varli then: “Love more, hate less”
    Varli now: “I’m sorry my daughter, there’s no power in love”

    • @Ninibug8325
      @Ninibug8325 3 года назад +302

      You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 🧟‍♀️🤰🧘‍♀️🧏‍♀️🚶‍♂️😩🧟‍♀️🥵🙄😈👿🧜‍♂️💇‍♂️💇‍♂️

    • @zainabsahrawardee5841
      @zainabsahrawardee5841 3 года назад +233

      H U M P T Y D U M P T Y S A T O N A W A L L

    • @zennebula1748
      @zennebula1748 3 года назад +104

      Character development

    • @okaykh-o5316
      @okaykh-o5316 3 года назад +78

      Varli: live more hate less
      Also varli: hello daughter I’m putting you in blackface for a music video.

    • @FreshConcreteInMyMouth
      @FreshConcreteInMyMouth 3 года назад +13

      Who hurt her???

  • @luxycharmss4442
    @luxycharmss4442 3 года назад +2835

    “Love more, Hate less!”
    “Love more, Hate less!”
    “Love more, Hate less!”
    “STOP!”

    • @mercyloves
      @mercyloves 3 года назад +73

      I’m so weak from that 😭

    • @fathiarania1058
      @fathiarania1058 3 года назад +6

      wow 435 congrats :)

    • @maytasfr
      @maytasfr 3 года назад +2

      @@fathiarania1058 824

    • @fathiarania1058
      @fathiarania1058 3 года назад +3

      @@maytasfr 864

    • @hannahmonroe3094
      @hannahmonroe3094 3 года назад +3

      I read the comment before it came so I was waiting and it still killed me

  • @jschap712
    @jschap712 Год назад +61

    Important detail : the vid is called "POV you are kidnapped and trying to save your daughter". The POV is that of a 3rd person, so that means you are Varli's mother, and you're just sort of sitting there saying nothing, watching your granddaughter escape while your kidnapped daughter is across from you in chains. So that can only mean that your plan is to have your grandaughter escape and find help for your daughter, Varli. The problem with the plan is that when the police get there they'll be all like "I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!" Because nothing's more confusing than a kidnapping. Word.

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming 9 месяцев назад +4

      probably not, as most people use POV wrong, and she probably learned it wrong

  • @Mistrixe10k
    @Mistrixe10k Год назад +118

    5:18 HAD ME DEAD THE SILENT SCREAM

  • @BMoney8600
    @BMoney8600 3 года назад +13898

    “Love more, hate less”
    “There’s no power in love” Varli who hurt you?

  • @pers0nified675
    @pers0nified675 3 года назад +13633

    Varli is going through the “It’s not a phase.” phase.

    • @bread6052
      @bread6052 3 года назад +349

      Wow I didn’t know you could be 14 twice

    • @yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102
      @yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102 3 года назад +76

      Lmao this made me laugh

    • @pers0nified675
      @pers0nified675 3 года назад +151

      @@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102 I am happy I could make you laugh. My life now has a purpose.

    • @craftyhamster6353
      @craftyhamster6353 3 года назад +13

      Oh no... 666 likes

    • @pers0nified675
      @pers0nified675 3 года назад +34

      @@craftyhamster6353 ironic considering the comment.

  • @reesedavis9936
    @reesedavis9936 Год назад +75

    2:38 "love mare hate less" "STOP!"

  • @horanghaebtches6751
    @horanghaebtches6751 Год назад +51

    9:53 one of my friends and i once almost got hit by a car and her reaction was straight up "woopsie"

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask Год назад +15

      Whoopsie I didn’t mean to get hit with your car uwu
      I hate my self

  • @MichelleD2023
    @MichelleD2023 3 года назад +6412

    I have a strong feeling that Varli heard from somewhere random that slowly singing nursery rhymes is considered creepy, but doesn't realize that it's only used in the context of creepy children. She's like an AI slowly figuring out how Internet content and human perception works.

    • @nat.66
      @nat.66 3 года назад +161

      That actually makes sense

    • @propername4830
      @propername4830 3 года назад +9

      She should collab with Ray Sipe

    • @auggywoggy605
      @auggywoggy605 3 года назад +20

      This makes so much sense 😮

    • @InvaderBB
      @InvaderBB 3 года назад +206

      Is someone gonna tell her that it’s only creepy when it’s either creepy children singing it or a man with a deep voice, with a hint of a playful tone... because I’m sorry but I’m cringing so hard at her singing.. like it just makes me feel more uncomfortable than actually terrified.

    • @visib_uncomfy
      @visib_uncomfy 3 года назад +30

      i love that type of creppy vibe but the way she does it just not it-

  • @amayah4598
    @amayah4598 3 года назад +2947

    "Age is just a number, Mommy,"
    Never in a million years did I think I'd hear that sentence in a conversation that's not about dating minors.

    • @glitchydood1558
      @glitchydood1558 3 года назад +161

      @Holl ywood will you shut up dude

    • @randomweeb9179
      @randomweeb9179 3 года назад +95

      @@glitchydood1558 just report them for spam

    • @CharliePerson_
      @CharliePerson_ 3 года назад +8

      @Holl ywood Wut?

    • @BigCoomer1928
      @BigCoomer1928 3 года назад +81

      @Holl ywood i made a list and checked it twice for all the fucks i give about your new mic and i found none
      All credit goes to: paige sharp

    • @bendriscoll
      @bendriscoll 3 года назад +5

      Callmevarli

  • @philbuttler3427
    @philbuttler3427 Год назад +71

    Varli is the closest human to reaching instrumentality, and Danny is gonna wake up on a beach and see a Kaiju sized Varli sitting in an ocean of tang.

    • @courtykat
      @courtykat 16 дней назад

      ...I wonder how high you were when you wrote this comment.

  • @jay-notabird
    @jay-notabird Год назад +62

    We need a part 3 next year to keep the trend of 2 years going

    • @kittencall
      @kittencall Год назад +2

      This is a part 3

    • @kittencall
      @kittencall Год назад +2

      The first one was "Tiktok's weirdest mom" the second one is where "Help let me go" is from, and this is the third one.

  • @ghostwestpoolchestershires1854
    @ghostwestpoolchestershires1854 3 года назад +3685

    Imagine if she’s just acting out her daughters fanfic

    • @sm0rtm
      @sm0rtm 3 года назад +48

      i cant unsee/unhear it now

    • @carlosrosado5861
      @carlosrosado5861 3 года назад +89

      at the end of every video she has to cite her daughters wattpad

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +7

      @@carlosrosado5861 HSHAHAJS

    • @zzzaainabbb
      @zzzaainabbb 3 года назад +10

      @@sm0rtm Excuse me mate you glitched my screen please change your username

    • @BillyTheButch
      @BillyTheButch 3 года назад +1

      @@zzzaainabbb Lmfao-

  • @sjb5169
    @sjb5169 3 года назад +17454

    Varli is the most confusing person on the internet. I don't know what she's aiming for ever. Is it suppose to be humorous? fearful? Wise? Is she actually a brilliant cringe artist? WHATS HAPPENING?

    • @sunynotsunny2202
      @sunynotsunny2202 3 года назад +1417

      I'm getting the same vibe. Who's she targeting this to? Kids? Teenagers? Adults? Toddlers? Is this a satire or is she seriously insane?

    • @sjb5169
      @sjb5169 3 года назад +488

      @@sunynotsunny2202 Exactly! Or is it there's a cultural difference in our humor? Or maybe theres some mental issues there? I've racked my mind on this one and I don't think I'll be able to crack her!

    • @NamanTheRockstar2
      @NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад +6

      *DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

    • @shinyintp2064
      @shinyintp2064 3 года назад +256

      @@NamanTheRockstar2 please,Shudup

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 3 года назад +267

      @@shinyintp2064 don't acknowledge spam just report

  • @zera2314
    @zera2314 Год назад +50

    12:24 I can't stop laughing. This is one of those rare moments where something is so cringey it makes you laugh instead of hurt inside.

  • @dontcommitarson
    @dontcommitarson Год назад +31

    11:40 i thought she was gonna attach the two girls on top of the car

    • @RetroAnts
      @RetroAnts 6 месяцев назад

      I thought she was gona DRAG THEM!

  • @HauntingArlo
    @HauntingArlo 3 года назад +4586

    If I get murdered the last thing I am saying is “Owchie!”

    • @Baguette939
      @Baguette939 3 года назад +29

      I might say: "I'm ready!!! How 'Bout You"

    • @gwen4527
      @gwen4527 3 года назад +70

      @@Baguette939 "So...you want that knife back or can I keep it?"

    • @holyhot-chocolate
      @holyhot-chocolate 3 года назад +31

      “Hey, I’ll see ya on the flip side”

    • @scyrin-siren
      @scyrin-siren 3 года назад +12

      not that fish eye looking reki angle pfp😭

    • @somusai
      @somusai 3 года назад +2

      Same

  • @CollinGerberding
    @CollinGerberding 3 года назад +2764

    "Entering this cab was your decision. Where it goes is mine."
    That's a pretty solid line, though.

    • @MeganJackson96
      @MeganJackson96 3 года назад +186

      Kinda goes hard tbh

    • @nan-sf2no
      @nan-sf2no 3 года назад +24

      nah cause lowkey

    • @incognitospaghet1452
      @incognitospaghet1452 3 года назад +23

      Yeah...if someone says that to me...I’m scared

    • @dagreatcow
      @dagreatcow 3 года назад +35

      @STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Danny is my inspiration too! My mum said that if I get 100 subs she will buy me a Lamborghini. Please help! I'm not lieing!

    • @denji5426
      @denji5426 3 года назад +6

      bars homie

  • @DorkVaderYT
    @DorkVaderYT 2 года назад +29

    The dead daughter saying "Bye mommy" got me laughing like a murderer

  • @caleb.8
    @caleb.8 2 года назад +28

    10:29 BILLION SURPRISE TOYS MOMENT

  • @yikes.
    @yikes. 3 года назад +4476

    THE TRILOGY

  • @Bruhley
    @Bruhley 3 года назад +5592

    It’s almost concerning how many videos she’s made about killing her daughters

    • @biya.self2355
      @biya.self2355 3 года назад +306

      "black sheep black sheep..😈 🔪"

    • @heatherrohe6192
      @heatherrohe6192 3 года назад +31

      True

    • @indieljdjdj8727
      @indieljdjdj8727 3 года назад +188

      @@biya.self2355 humpty 🥚 dumpy 🔪 sat on a wall 🩸🧨🤫

    • @ashleigh99
      @ashleigh99 3 года назад +200

      old 👴 Mcdonald 🍟 had 🗡 a 🔫 farm 🚜 😈😈

    • @biya.self2355
      @biya.self2355 3 года назад +146

      @@ashleigh99 ee😀i😩ee🤪i☹️oh😍 😈😈

  • @Thefurrytrash
    @Thefurrytrash Год назад +41

    I convinced varli is a 14 year old trapped in a 40 year olds body going through an identity crisis

  • @galaxy_exe
    @galaxy_exe Год назад +43

    oh my god. i watched this video like 5 months ago and i’m only revisiting it now to say that apparently her daughter goes to my school?? 💀💀💀💀 i saw her picking up her daughter today and my mom told me she’s tiktok famous so UHHH.. yeah

    • @PlayerTenji95
      @PlayerTenji95 Год назад +4

      Oh wow!

    • @kojizilla
      @kojizilla 3 месяца назад

      when u go to a diff school can u tell me what school it is

  • @cobaltbluesky2276
    @cobaltbluesky2276 3 года назад +19694

    varli is probably the only person can go through their edgy teen phase at 40

    • @monbub
      @monbub 2 года назад +217

      iconic

    • @anitarathod9277
      @anitarathod9277 2 года назад +311

      Varli rn: *ArE YoUeW ShOrE*

    • @Aang_7339
      @Aang_7339 2 года назад +390

      Good for her imagine as a teen she must have been a wise old woman in a teens body

    • @himynameisdan9259
      @himynameisdan9259 2 года назад +72

      Also Danny because he is 11

    • @miavictoria7939
      @miavictoria7939 2 года назад +76

      Gabbie Hanna would like to challenge that😂

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 года назад +20783

    What's missing from any Hitman game?
    The "ouchie!" noise every time someone dies.

    • @Heyejen
      @Heyejen 3 года назад +35

      stolen.

    • @cereal_the_man7830
      @cereal_the_man7830 3 года назад +137

      @@Heyejen Good

    • @NamanTheRockstar2
      @NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад +15

      *DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

    • @cereal_the_man7830
      @cereal_the_man7830 3 года назад +218

      @@NamanTheRockstar2 get a job

    • @pickleproductions5736
      @pickleproductions5736 3 года назад +142

      @@cereal_the_man7830 or a life

  • @tobyewolfe9998
    @tobyewolfe9998 Год назад +15

    10:37 I think it's supposed to be poetic. Like she's taking a child-friendly thing (a nursery rhyme) while doing something dark.
    She didn't have to do that, though. I think there was a large amount of people who thought her "love more, hate less" thing was an agreeable message.

  • @justbuiltdifferent100
    @justbuiltdifferent100 10 месяцев назад +14

    “Run baby Aria!” And she keeps just screaming that got me dead laughing. And then before that where she goes “you sure?” when her daughter says she will sacrifice her life for her. 😂😂 the acting is crazy-

  • @akashpai4650
    @akashpai4650 3 года назад +5888

    "Entering this cab was your decision, where it leads you... is mine"
    Ngl, that's a pretty savage line

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 года назад +193

      I gotta agree

    • @rumpalug
      @rumpalug 2 года назад +217

      Yeah, that's actually a really good one

    • @rebix6848
      @rebix6848 2 года назад +22

      Yes.

    • @vilevessel
      @vilevessel 2 года назад +14

      Yes

    • @andreavera642
      @andreavera642 2 года назад +57

      some taxi driver or uber driver must’ve said this

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 3 года назад +3186

    Conspiracy theory: Little nutcracker guy possessed Varli and that’s why her content is so dark.

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 3 года назад +67

      @Holl ywood lmao the fact that it bolded the name Danny making it look even more like a copy and paste with the channel name changed accordingly

    • @terribletimesone8702
      @terribletimesone8702 3 года назад

      @Holl ywood I smashed like

    • @LeLe-zg7er
      @LeLe-zg7er 3 года назад +9

      @@terribletimesone8702 go dislike it. It’s a copy and paste.

    • @Natalie-jd3hd
      @Natalie-jd3hd 3 года назад +5

      Me being proud of myself for making this comment go from 999 to 1K .......i need a life

    • @terribletimesone8702
      @terribletimesone8702 3 года назад +3

      @@LeLe-zg7er Yeah I just found another channel advertising it 😬

  • @Rose-gq5uv
    @Rose-gq5uv Год назад +23

    Maybe she was just exploring every genre before she picked one. I think she does well being a psycho like it legit freaks me out sometimes. That silent scream was SCA-RY! If I saw someone scream like that or sing nursery rhymes now, I'll definitely think of varli.

  • @The1920sChannel
    @The1920sChannel Год назад +9

    Just imagine a WW2 battle where there are hundreds or thousands of soldiers just screaming "Ouchie!"

  • @tuttletuttlewood5551
    @tuttletuttlewood5551 3 года назад +1504

    are we just gonna ignore the creepy undertones when the girl says "age is just a number" and varli goes "it is, darling. come, give mommy a hug, it's been a while. one hug a day, that's the minimum."

    • @xavwill4807
      @xavwill4807 3 года назад +235

      and she does the odd fisting motion afterwards........

    • @ytlokop
      @ytlokop 3 года назад +111

      Oh god no... OH GOD NO PLEASE NO

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 года назад +64

      that clip made me physically recoil

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 3 года назад +43

      Girl- that was so scary if someone told me that I would just 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

    • @andrewslaght4977
      @andrewslaght4977 3 года назад +24

      @STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY I disliked! 🥰

  • @kateebug8098
    @kateebug8098 3 года назад +6105

    The prophecy is complete. Kurtis, Drew, and then Danny.
    Edit: OML JARVIS JUST POSTED
    Sorry, but the subtitles, instead of ouchie, say Gucci, and it’s so much better.
    Many days later, I was on FamousBirthdays. Happy 44th bday to Varli

  • @unclepepe9116
    @unclepepe9116 Год назад +28

    3:07 "I have to take one for the team"

  • @elkatuber
    @elkatuber Год назад +17

    Varli went from mom to hero to villain
    i mean that’s a mood swing

  • @HeyLookImGerman
    @HeyLookImGerman 3 года назад +2763

    "Age is just a number"
    "It is, darling."
    *Record scratch*

    • @narutospersona426
      @narutospersona426 3 года назад +9

      In some contexts

    • @vypGMD
      @vypGMD 3 года назад +100

      @STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY go seek help

    • @NamanTheRockstar2
      @NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад +2

      @@vypGMD you too

    • @ayonixanimations
      @ayonixanimations 3 года назад +26

      As someone once said... "911 is also a number" x'D

    • @hecunt3633
      @hecunt3633 3 года назад +11

      A gun is just a high velocity explosive metal nerf... blaster???

  • @alinaberry7000
    @alinaberry7000 3 года назад +11093

    I like the line “and then they die forever” because it almost insinuates that some people die for momentarily periods of time

    • @anitarathod9277
      @anitarathod9277 3 года назад +358

      I guess Varli thought that people who are in comas are actually dead and when they wake up, they come back to life

    • @tomnook3765
      @tomnook3765 3 года назад +302

      I mean, some people have died and then been brought back to life, so it wasn’t wrong

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 года назад +92

      Sam and Dean Winchester have entered the chat.

    • @shireen2019
      @shireen2019 3 года назад +24

      @@mrfrogkingg LMAOO literally just spn characters

    • @TheNewOrchestra
      @TheNewOrchestra 2 года назад +40

      Yeah, it's called "sleep", dundlecock.

  • @ketchupeater
    @ketchupeater Год назад +26

    4:21 its likely just for ambience, people associate blaring red and blue lights with an intense situation

  • @kalielizabeth8015
    @kalielizabeth8015 Год назад +18

    Varli character arc is top tier

  • @gwynette
    @gwynette 3 года назад +3265

    No one:
    Varli: "there's no power in love 😈"
    "humpty dumpty sat on a wall🥚"

    • @fauna5328
      @fauna5328 3 года назад +80

      @Holl ywood go away nobody cares

    • @justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068
      @justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068 3 года назад +67

      @Holl ywood stfu ❤️😍

    • @tatxchu5915
      @tatxchu5915 3 года назад +5

      @@fauna5328 ignore it it's a bot

    • @lonelychild2765
      @lonelychild2765 3 года назад +46

      She murders her daughter and says “there’s no power in love”, then she turns to the toddlers watching her and starts reciting Humpty Dumpty

    • @Elisa-in8sx
      @Elisa-in8sx 3 года назад +2

      @Holl ywood no. ❤

  • @mollyfoxxx
    @mollyfoxxx 3 года назад +2107

    According to Varli, her mission is “to inspire and empower young girls”. This includes crushing her daughters to death and burying people she just beheaded with a sledgehammer. Her Instagram is SO dark lol. Very inspirational, VARLILICIOUS!✨

    • @maria1036
      @maria1036 3 года назад +51

      @Holl ywood no.

    • @ica3639
      @ica3639 3 года назад +83

      Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.

    • @ramshakhan5405
      @ramshakhan5405 3 года назад +7

      Yk love more HATE less

    • @nekolaiwastaken
      @nekolaiwastaken 3 года назад +4

      Wait- HOW IS SHE CRUSHING THEM WHAT-

    • @zeynepavsar7533
      @zeynepavsar7533 3 года назад +2

      Have you guys figured the fist thing out yet?

  • @tobyewolfe9998
    @tobyewolfe9998 Год назад +3

    11:16 I am the "Child!" line.
    Also, that foreboding "ba ba black sheep" like... what.

  • @zaimanza
    @zaimanza Год назад +29

    i am so confused and can't stop laughing at all her content

  • @yeltsakcir2878
    @yeltsakcir2878 3 года назад +1463

    Varli: "Love more hate less"
    The kid named Less: ouchie

  • @lankykong3992
    @lankykong3992 3 года назад +4836

    Theory: the amulet that gave Varli powers also turned her evil. It’s up to Dolphin Man and Vampire Dad to save the day.

    • @lucylu5935
      @lucylu5935 3 года назад +62

      LMAO YES

    • @natvasch6399
      @natvasch6399 3 года назад +166

      The crossover we desperately need.

    • @melody_melon_73
      @melody_melon_73 3 года назад +23

      Yes!!!

    • @erijohnston3657
      @erijohnston3657 3 года назад +62

      And tik tok joker! The Greg league!!

    • @prig1557
      @prig1557 3 года назад +93

      "The Greg League, consisting of Dolphin Man, Vampire Dad, The Two Tik Tok Jokers, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis, has to battle against Evil Varli. How will it go? Who will win? Can the League bring back the Good Varli? Find out on June 11th in theaters everywhere."

  • @ladyjenesis7285
    @ladyjenesis7285 Год назад +13

    The TikTok of Varli screaming without audio implies she screamed so loud the mic couldn't process it.

  • @MelsCrybaby_z
    @MelsCrybaby_z 3 месяца назад +7

    8:05 THE MELANIE MARTINEZ SOMG IN THE BACKGROUND

  • @iwasdancingwithspiders
    @iwasdancingwithspiders 3 года назад +5773

    My life goal is to say “ouchie!” right before I die

  • @bigplopper
    @bigplopper 3 года назад +10632

    The "Ouchie!" thing is like burning to death and saying "This is warm"

    • @nghiavan8952
      @nghiavan8952 3 года назад +338

      Or maybe you are being impaled and you casually say “This is Sparta”

    • @Brownie-nh7wv
      @Brownie-nh7wv 3 года назад +6

      OK

    • @marshallee382
      @marshallee382 3 года назад +373

      Or getting poisoned and saying "This tastes a little funny"

    • @bread8465
      @bread8465 3 года назад +79

      I honestly think it's hilarious lol, even if unintentional

    • @EraofAzazel
      @EraofAzazel 3 года назад +158

      This is TOO warm, my bones are gettin squishy

  • @kylie.23
    @kylie.23 Год назад +29

    are we not gonna talk about how the taxi driver kept calling the little girls “sir”? 😂

  • @emmyemerson
    @emmyemerson Год назад +13

    oh my god this is by far the funniest fucking thing ive ever watched and the fact that these videos are supposed to be serious/scary makes this so much funnier

  • @jankounchained4211
    @jankounchained4211 3 года назад +9264

    I want Varli to replicate the “Joker” Tiktoks so bad

  • @sapphiregroves3867
    @sapphiregroves3867 3 года назад +2295

    I love how Danny can indirectly point out someone’s stupidity but still being supportive😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 3 года назад +40

      A true friend.

    • @undgcat6767
      @undgcat6767 3 года назад +4

      as i'm sure you already knew it's called being patronizing

    • @ghostlyflamingo07
      @ghostlyflamingo07 3 года назад +8

      Its called being a true friend. Pointing out the wrongdoings of ur friends but still being supportive lel

    • @finny5110
      @finny5110 3 года назад

      *yes*

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 3 года назад

      @@aisha5156 truly ✨

  • @LennyLoomy
    @LennyLoomy Год назад +4

    It has almost been 2 years again Danny, where is the new video on Varli?

  • @SlavTheGreatest
    @SlavTheGreatest 10 месяцев назад +2

    11:20 I almost fell off of my chair when I heard "baa baa black sheep", lmao

  • @topo83ranger80
    @topo83ranger80 3 года назад +1608

    "love more, hate less"
    guy in background: "STOP!"

    • @NamanTheRockstar2
      @NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад

      *DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

    • @kimino1381
      @kimino1381 3 года назад +10

      @KevinBB Lmao-

    • @pcpt
      @pcpt 3 года назад +10

      and she took it to heart

    • @nomirakuru
      @nomirakuru 3 года назад +7

      @@NamanTheRockstar2 your mom gay

    • @mastercheese8509
      @mastercheese8509 3 года назад +5

      @@NamanTheRockstar2 no one care go make videos and get those 5k like

  • @qwellen7521
    @qwellen7521 3 года назад +6175

    I really have to admire Danny’s cringe tolerance.

    • @bradleysanders9007
      @bradleysanders9007 3 года назад +172

      Yeah I can't stand this kind of content

    • @badbreathobby8565
      @badbreathobby8565 3 года назад +51

      She is so cringe

    • @bradleysanders9007
      @bradleysanders9007 3 года назад +64

      @@badbreathobby8565 i think she just got high with her daughter and recorded some tiktoks

    • @liz8986
      @liz8986 3 года назад +35

      That's because danny is king of greg.

    • @karldoesstuffYT
      @karldoesstuffYT 3 года назад +65

      you have to admit though, some mom who just made tik toks for fun made a music video and i think part of him appreciates rhat. he also might just genuinely like her cuz of the dms he says hes had

  • @losercrazy..
    @losercrazy.. 10 месяцев назад +7

    a moo moo😭💯

  • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
    @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit Год назад +6

    "everywhere. a moo moo"
    -A wise individual

  • @le1aa
    @le1aa 3 года назад +4683

    it’s impressive how danny is able to make sense out of everything

    • @bribribribribribribribribri
      @bribribribribribribribribri 3 года назад +4

      @John Morgan if you and everyone else doesn't care, why even say that lol

    • @bribribribribribribribribri
      @bribribribribribribribribri 3 года назад +3

      @John Morgan Pretty sure it's a bot or some shit anyway

    • @bribribribribribribribribri
      @bribribribribribribribribri 3 года назад +8

      @STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Okay after investigating just a bit, i discovered the fact this account was created for the sole purpose of spamming comment sections begging for people to view their music video. That's....not how this works lol

    • @gamergirl3000
      @gamergirl3000 3 года назад +3

      @@bribribribribribribribribri DEFINITELY DOES NOT WORK I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ANY BOT SPAM VIDEO IT JUST DOES'NT

    • @iCat4Ever
      @iCat4Ever 3 года назад +1

      @@bribribribribribribribribri they have over like 20 accounts. They are all bots so listen to his song

  • @caprithorn
    @caprithorn 3 года назад +1482

    “I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF!”
    “ARE YOU SURE?”

    • @lemonaid1221
      @lemonaid1221 3 года назад +22

      Noooo 💀🤚

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 3 года назад +15

      I would turn to my mom like "um..no. Why did you even ask?*tears up* would you really leave me!?"

    • @cramorantisgod4533
      @cramorantisgod4533 3 года назад +27

      Actually no never mind. You pissed me off in the last 2 seconds.

    • @sophia.aquino.
      @sophia.aquino. 3 года назад +9

      "Oh nevermind."
      "Um, then bye bitch."

    • @cibianray3065
      @cibianray3065 3 года назад

      Lol when I stumbled on this comment it has 666 likes

  • @user-gu9zn6jt6m
    @user-gu9zn6jt6m 10 месяцев назад +6

    Great video but dat ending doe🤩

  • @BlimpAdeBloop
    @BlimpAdeBloop 3 месяца назад +2

    2:19
    "Yess! Even more so!"
    "Shit"
    LMFAO

  • @dancingcow5524
    @dancingcow5524 3 года назад +2063

    Some dude: kills Varli's daughter
    Varli's daughter: *O U C H I E*
    Varli: *b a a b a a b l a c k s h e e p h a v e y o u a n y w o o l*
    Some dude: ???????

  • @princess_samarya6408
    @princess_samarya6408 2 года назад +5457

    Imagine being in a fight and your opponents says “ouchie” everytime you hit them

  • @Oak_Eggar
    @Oak_Eggar 2 года назад +20

    2:12 i mean im short and my friends say it and im just like, yes, i am

  • @janelleparker-johnson4634
    @janelleparker-johnson4634 Год назад +3

    Hey Danny, thank you for telling me about the sponsor for the video! I have been looking for a website where I can get tattoos for a long time and I am so happy you told me about ink box. They look so easy to do and I would love to make my own tattoo. I'll check it out sometime.

  • @wendy765
    @wendy765 3 года назад +1633

    “Is Varli okay?”
    Short answer: probably not 🤩👌

    • @toytrackersam
      @toytrackersam 3 года назад +5

      She’s actually not she was abused by her husband

    • @Natalie-jd3hd
      @Natalie-jd3hd 3 года назад +20

      .......and the long answer?
      .......The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 3 года назад +6

      @@Natalie-jd3hd No wait! I'm not-
      🏃‍♀️

    • @Tan-ps3dg
      @Tan-ps3dg 3 года назад +2

      @@toytrackersam what? really? Can u pls explain?

    • @people.ruin.everything
      @people.ruin.everything 3 года назад +1

      @@Natalie-jd3hd ok

  • @legallypumpkin
    @legallypumpkin 3 года назад +704

    Maybe she fell into a depression after her old friend Danny didn’t make a video on her for two years. This is really her cry for help.

    • @NamanTheRockstar2
      @NamanTheRockstar2 3 года назад

      *DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!

    • @princessketamine0
      @princessketamine0 3 года назад +12

      @@NamanTheRockstar2 no

    • @legallypumpkin
      @legallypumpkin 3 года назад +1

      @@NamanTheRockstar2 May I ask what this has to do w my comment?

  • @RespawnJupiter
    @RespawnJupiter 2 месяца назад +3

    Time to make another Varli video, Danny. It's been 2 years.

  • @redorangebead3862
    @redorangebead3862 2 года назад +5

    I like how he said "and then they die forever" as if normally people just die for a few minutes/seconds then they just bounce back and they're fine

  • @c1nnamonx
    @c1nnamonx 3 года назад +1986

    her daughter (the older one, Diya) actually goes to my school and its a whole experience watching this video and knowing the people LOL

    • @shivanipathak5380
      @shivanipathak5380 3 года назад +121

      Damn... Is she okay?? XD

    • @c1nnamonx
      @c1nnamonx 3 года назад +371

      @@shivanipathak5380 she seems to fully support her mom and she actually has her own music career! so i mean it looks pretty good for her

    • @shivanipathak5380
      @shivanipathak5380 3 года назад +258

      @@c1nnamonx I mean if she's happy.. who are we to judge 🤷‍♀️

    • @c1nnamonx
      @c1nnamonx 3 года назад +111

      @@shivanipathak5380 right? i agree

    • @_helvetixa
      @_helvetixa 3 года назад +28

      Does she know what the nursery rhymes mean? XD

  • @moondustzr4013
    @moondustzr4013 3 года назад +2210

    The secondhand embarrassment I feel for her rn is astronomical.

    • @nehasinghal5456
      @nehasinghal5456 3 года назад +55

      Finally I got to the good side of the comment section because there are people out there actually patronizing Varli for the cringefest she's hosting and starring in as the main laughing stock

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 3 года назад +27

      I can barely watch it I’ve read comments instead... it’s SO bad!

    • @aldubm2234
      @aldubm2234 3 года назад +2

      Did you draw your pfp?

    • @gracexpump5320
      @gracexpump5320 3 года назад +6

      I’m so confused w it that it’s funny. It is cringe tho.

    • @samanthamiller975
      @samanthamiller975 3 года назад +7

      I'm so confused to the point where I cry laughing, its a problem. It's SOOOOOO BAD - 😭

  • @JON-058
    @JON-058 Год назад +25

    Bro wtf is 3:50

  • @Svki_Svki
    @Svki_Svki Год назад +4

    bro you made me choke on my milkshake 6:12 i almost DIED DAM

  • @dksoaofoci
    @dksoaofoci 3 года назад +1671

    "..and they die forever"
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @kbislit8061
    @kbislit8061 3 года назад +3734

    it's not "don't fear varli is here" anymore its "just fear varli is here" (i thought this would get one like)

    • @bread6052
      @bread6052 3 года назад +101

      Is that what you call character development?

    • @ScaleneTR
      @ScaleneTR 3 года назад +141

      @@bread6052 corruption arc

    • @mincheonsa6164
      @mincheonsa6164 3 года назад +8

      PLEASE IM FLOATING

    • @sleepyexe644
      @sleepyexe644 3 года назад +6

      BRO VARLI'S EREN

    • @jaidabody3874
      @jaidabody3874 3 года назад +9

      Varli is here, F E A R

  • @helpyourcattodrive
    @helpyourcattodrive Год назад +1

    She makes me happy. ❤❤❤

  • @lancesmissingeye
    @lancesmissingeye Год назад +4

    You need to check on Varli

  • @toiletmaster3044
    @toiletmaster3044 3 года назад +1675

    YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE "age is just a number"
    "of course honey come here"????

    • @blitzyblook3315
      @blitzyblook3315 3 года назад +76

      @BILLIE SAYS DUH Danny doesn't even make professional music (usually just joke music-) wth are you talking about?

    • @whimbrella
      @whimbrella 3 года назад +67

      i choked when she said that

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 года назад +63

      @BILLIE SAYS DUH For fuck's sake, stop with the freaking spam.

    • @strawberrylove8
      @strawberrylove8 3 года назад +27

      @@englishatheart Right?? I've clicked on a few comments and there they are with different names.

    • @scrunklymansoren
      @scrunklymansoren 3 года назад +15

      this comment taken out of context is frightening
      im scared

  • @Dunkebon
    @Dunkebon 3 года назад +1652

    Varli reminds me of Gabbie Hannah looking at her mirror and saying "I'm a bad BITCH" they're both going through a midlife crisis

    • @tgauff6625
      @tgauff6625 3 года назад +14

      Hellos Nagito

    • @chefboyardee5273
      @chefboyardee5273 3 года назад +9

      gabbie hana isn’t middle aged......

    • @heyyitsjude
      @heyyitsjude 3 года назад +37

      “I don’t wanna hear that I’m aCtInG dIfFeReNt”

    • @tvgirl6717
      @tvgirl6717 3 года назад +5

      @@chefboyardee5273 they said reminds not exactly

    • @Dunkebon
      @Dunkebon 3 года назад +1

      @@tgauff6625 😳 hey

  • @goldenfroglegs8924
    @goldenfroglegs8924 Год назад +9

    Should of made the guy in the back of the taxi say “OUCHIE”

  • @sandrorostiashvili3426
    @sandrorostiashvili3426 10 месяцев назад +9

    4:15 red blue RED BLUE...
    DARKIPLIER