@I LOVE ALL bro what are you talking bout naman you already got a video with 300k views why you out hee begging for likes lmao and lying bout some bs your mom gonna buy u a mic
Varli is so devastated by you leaving her that she has decided to turn into a psychopathic murderer and kidnap children to cope with the sheer trauma and hatred you left her with. This is your doing, Danny. How does that make you feel?
I have a strong feeling that Varli heard from somewhere random that slowly singing nursery rhymes is considered creepy, but doesn't realize that it's only used in the context of creepy children. She's like an AI slowly figuring out how Internet content and human perception works.
Is someone gonna tell her that it’s only creepy when it’s either creepy children singing it or a man with a deep voice, with a hint of a playful tone... because I’m sorry but I’m cringing so hard at her singing.. like it just makes me feel more uncomfortable than actually terrified.
I showed my permanently exhausted 75 year old mum a few seconds of this to dissuade her from trying to make a viral video and she said “wow he’s so cute” and tucked her hair behind her ears like she wasn’t waking up from a three hour cancer nap, and then she nudged me and said “baby blue eyes” as if I wasn’t a 30 year old lesbian. What is this power that you have Danny
@@taliesinriver If they, by chance, aren't capable of feeling guilt and empathy to begin with - they won't. But boy would they be pissed. Worth it. But then, maybe they'll take it out on another victim since someone has to pay for their bruised ego... oh bother. You know what, forget I said anything.
Daughter: "Mommy, I can sacrifice myself to save you" Varli: "Are you sure" She sounded like relieved that her daughter was gonna sacrifice herself for her.
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
Maybe it's a cultural thing? Some cultures sees dedication from children to their parents as a very admirable thing, whereas Western countries mostly tend to focus on parents sacrificing for their kids.
Im not gonna lie. I'm going through a breakup rn and the "ouchie" from her daughter has been repeating in my head to describe the emotional pain and it's somewhat comforting XD
Varli is the most confusing person on the internet. I don't know what she's aiming for ever. Is it suppose to be humorous? fearful? Wise? Is she actually a brilliant cringe artist? WHATS HAPPENING?
@@sunynotsunny2202 Exactly! Or is it there's a cultural difference in our humor? Or maybe theres some mental issues there? I've racked my mind on this one and I don't think I'll be able to crack her!
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
are we just gonna ignore the creepy undertones when the girl says "age is just a number" and varli goes "it is, darling. come, give mommy a hug, it's been a while. one hug a day, that's the minimum."
Damn, Varli has had one hell of a story arc. First, she was the savior of the Gonzallas Cinematic Universe. Teaming up with Dolphin Man to defeat the Jokers. Now, she’s gone down the dark path and appears to be heading down a villain arc. Maybe Dolphin Man and the Jokers could team up to defeat her!
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Okay after investigating just a bit, i discovered the fact this account was created for the sole purpose of spamming comment sections begging for people to view their music video. That's....not how this works lol
Important detail : the vid is called "POV you are kidnapped and trying to save your daughter". The POV is that of a 3rd person, so that means you are Varli's mother, and you're just sort of sitting there saying nothing, watching your granddaughter escape while your kidnapped daughter is across from you in chains. So that can only mean that your plan is to have your grandaughter escape and find help for your daughter, Varli. The problem with the plan is that when the police get there they'll be all like "I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!" Because nothing's more confusing than a kidnapping. Word.
Imagine: your significant other is cradling your in their arms, and right as you’re about to pass out, you put your hand on their cheek and say ouchie then fuckin die
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
That’s what I do every time that I murder someone, it’s actually a magic spell that removes any evidence that the one who committed the murder was me! It’s great!
Some dude: kills Varli's daughter Varli's daughter: *O U C H I E* Varli: *b a a b a a b l a c k s h e e p h a v e y o u a n y w o o l* Some dude: ???????
The prophecy is complete. Kurtis, Drew, and then Danny. Edit: OML JARVIS JUST POSTED Sorry, but the subtitles, instead of ouchie, say Gucci, and it’s so much better. Many days later, I was on FamousBirthdays. Happy 44th bday to Varli
It’s nice to see that Danny actually takes into consideration that he’s making videos about other PEOPLE and doesn’t treat them like they’re all just characters in a show or something
yes i also notice that, its nicer to watch him than others. like I used to watch diesel patches, but the negativity is just so much, and he gives shitty reasons to criticise, for try guys, he gave the reason "they're too gay". make that make sense. His titles are also very "sensational" like "Why I hate ______", "Why _____ isn't funny" he almost sounds butthurt.
I’m sorry but the interaction between distraught parent and their child’s kidnapper being “Give me my child!” “First, give me the money!!” “CHILD 👹” Fuckin kills me every time
According to Varli, her mission is “to inspire and empower young girls”. This includes crushing her daughters to death and burying people she just beheaded with a sledgehammer. Her Instagram is SO dark lol. Very inspirational, VARLILICIOUS!✨
10:37 I think it's supposed to be poetic. Like she's taking a child-friendly thing (a nursery rhyme) while doing something dark. She didn't have to do that, though. I think there was a large amount of people who thought her "love more, hate less" thing was an agreeable message.
"The Greg League, consisting of Dolphin Man, Vampire Dad, The Two Tik Tok Jokers, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis, has to battle against Evil Varli. How will it go? Who will win? Can the League bring back the Good Varli? Find out on June 11th in theaters everywhere."
I feel like Varli knows that American horror movies sometimes use nursery rhymes for creepy purposes, but doesn't understand how any of that context works. So she's just googling "American nursery rhymes" and whipping one out at random whenever she wants to be creepy.
Varli used to be the hero to save the day and now she is the creepy murderer. You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
The way varli 'acts' is giving me painful flashbacks to the annual school play they always made us do- the actions are all so poorly thought out and exaggerated that they induce enough cringe to scar a generation
The secondhand embarrassment I got from this video is PAINFUL. HER CONTENT IS CRINGEEEE. PLEASE MAKE HER STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CAN'T SLEEP SINCE I'VE WATCHED THIS SHIT😭😭😭😭😭😭
You can, the brain can go 6 minutes without blood. In the meantime it's vital to call 911 asap as early defibrilation is the key to survival after a cardiac arrest. (I've edited this comment because the internet has decided my worth as a medical provider is based on whether or not I'm funny.)
oh my god. i watched this video like 5 months ago and i’m only revisiting it now to say that apparently her daughter goes to my school?? 💀💀💀💀 i saw her picking up her daughter today and my mom told me she’s tiktok famous so UHHH.. yeah
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you have to admit though, some mom who just made tik toks for fun made a music video and i think part of him appreciates rhat. he also might just genuinely like her cuz of the dms he says hes had
Maybe she was just exploring every genre before she picked one. I think she does well being a psycho like it legit freaks me out sometimes. That silent scream was SCA-RY! If I saw someone scream like that or sing nursery rhymes now, I'll definitely think of varli.
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Did you know there such thing as movie cigarettes? they’re fake cigarettes you can buy them. they don’t have any nicotine, but they still taste like cigarette there for people have a smoking addiction.or movie actors, so they don’t mess with there lungs
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
I swear, Varli's child was laughing when she was singing with a moo moo there, I can't tell if Varli is a cringe artist or not. Please tell me she's joking.
“Run baby Aria!” And she keeps just screaming that got me dead laughing. And then before that where she goes “you sure?” when her daughter says she will sacrifice her life for her. 😂😂 the acting is crazy-
I feel like Varli singing those nursery rhymes like that is like her take on creepy children's music being slowed down for horror but she just like. Sings it. && makes it call and response.
![Jack Harlow - Hello Miss Johnson [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q86_nlRoIGw/mqdefault.jpg)
![Twenty One Pilots - The Line (from Arcane Season 2) [Official Audio]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XCz7WUotXs8/mqdefault.jpg)
"Love more, hate less"
"Love more, hate less"
*kills daughter for being in love*
Sorry, there's no power in love
Hate more, love less.
it's because she will miss her when she dies and when she misses her she will love her more lmao
@@shysmy19 stfu lmao that has nothing to do with genz your grandmother probably got married before she was old enough to drink
*OUCHIE*
This is just her villain arc she’ll get over it.
Cant wait for redemption arc🤗💕
@I LOVE ALL bro what are you talking bout naman you already got a video with 300k views why you out hee begging for likes lmao and lying bout some bs your mom gonna buy u a mic
@Chicken boi LMFAOOOO 💀🤚
@I LOVE ALL lmao whoever does that is *foolish*
nct 🤨🙌🏽
THE TRILOGY
no
🌝👌
yes
@KevinBB you already are 😃
13th like LOL. Here before top comment
Varli is so devastated by you leaving her that she has decided to turn into a psychopathic murderer and kidnap children to cope with the sheer trauma and hatred you left her with. This is your doing, Danny. How does that make you feel?
Lmaooo😭
good I feel so happy 😁
Pretty dandy
im surprised the kids didnt start singing help let me go
@@Bumble._.Jellybottom”Stop kidnapping me!”
I have a strong feeling that Varli heard from somewhere random that slowly singing nursery rhymes is considered creepy, but doesn't realize that it's only used in the context of creepy children. She's like an AI slowly figuring out how Internet content and human perception works.
That actually makes sense
She should collab with Ray Sipe
This makes so much sense 😮
Is someone gonna tell her that it’s only creepy when it’s either creepy children singing it or a man with a deep voice, with a hint of a playful tone... because I’m sorry but I’m cringing so hard at her singing.. like it just makes me feel more uncomfortable than actually terrified.
i love that type of creppy vibe but the way she does it just not it-
Varli then: “Love more, hate less”
Varli now: “I’m sorry my daughter, there’s no power in love”
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 🧟♀️🤰🧘♀️🧏♀️🚶♂️😩🧟♀️🥵🙄😈👿🧜♂️💇♂️💇♂️
H U M P T Y D U M P T Y S A T O N A W A L L
Character development
Varli: live more hate less
Also varli: hello daughter I’m putting you in blackface for a music video.
Who hurt her???
varli: “bye daughter”
the supposed to be dead daughter: “BYE MOMMY”
It almost feels like a threat.
the daughter's vengeful spirit hshshs
lol this is too funny 😂😂😂
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY
REPORT
Ayo nice pfp
I showed my permanently exhausted 75 year old mum a few seconds of this to dissuade her from trying to make a viral video and she said “wow he’s so cute” and tucked her hair behind her ears like she wasn’t waking up from a three hour cancer nap, and then she nudged me and said “baby blue eyes” as if I wasn’t a 30 year old lesbian. What is this power that you have Danny
this is one of the funniest things I have ever read
His milkshake brings all the lesbian moms to the yard I guess
You
@@ignisvividi2400she didn’t say her mom is a lesbian
my friends aunt is inlove with danny for some reasonidk man
“Love more, Hate less!”
“Love more, Hate less!”
“Love more, Hate less!”
“STOP!”
I’m so weak from that 😭
wow 435 congrats :)
@@fathiarania1058 824
@@maytasfr 864
I read the comment before it came so I was waiting and it still killed me
Note: If you ever get murdered, say “ouchie” just to mess with them.
Ouchie
Even better "that tickles" which may actually give them trauma if you make it dramatic and terrifying enough
@@RoyalGuardEziode if they're murdering someone they're probably going to have trauma anyway
Agreed, hope I remember to. Cus I'm gunna die anyways, what do I have to lose XD
@@taliesinriver If they, by chance, aren't capable of feeling guilt and empathy to begin with - they won't. But boy would they be pissed. Worth it.
But then, maybe they'll take it out on another victim since someone has to pay for their bruised ego... oh bother.
You know what, forget I said anything.
It’s almost concerning how many videos she’s made about killing her daughters
"black sheep black sheep..😈 🔪"
True
@@biya.self2355 humpty 🥚 dumpy 🔪 sat on a wall 🩸🧨🤫
old 👴 Mcdonald 🍟 had 🗡 a 🔫 farm 🚜 😈😈
@@ashleigh99 ee😀i😩ee🤪i☹️oh😍 😈😈
"RUN! Baby Aira RUN!"
"Mom, I am already running" got me dying
💀💀
“Love more, hate less”
“There’s no power in love” Varli who hurt you?
Varli then:Love more hate less
Varli now:Hate more love less
Varli do you need to talk?
her haters 😔
Dolphin Man 😢
@@christalcavanaugh he cheated on her😔
I’m pretty sure she’s just a genius cringe artist. This can’t be real, there’s no way. It doesn’t even make sense.
Just genius
Yeah I agree. That was both ridiculous and hilarious in the most cringey way. I kind of love it.
No cringe just funny haha moments
i mean like she's not even bad cause she has a script but then the execution doesnt make sense
No it comes from her heart ... maybe
Daughter: "Mommy, I can sacrifice myself to save you"
Varli: "Are you sure"
She sounded like relieved that her daughter was gonna sacrifice herself for her.
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
Maybe it's a cultural thing? Some cultures sees dedication from children to their parents as a very admirable thing, whereas Western countries mostly tend to focus on parents sacrificing for their kids.
@@nakenmil i think its just her bad acting
Pretty sure that was meant to be a joke, considering the comedy hashtag.
@@LovefulPersson shut
Varli is the definition of that mom that tries to be "hip with kids" like a "how do you do fellow kids" type of thing
Lauren.. 😨😨
LAUREN?!
LAUREN ZSIDE
"Age is just a number, Mommy,"
Never in a million years did I think I'd hear that sentence in a conversation that's not about dating minors.
@Holl ywood will you shut up dude
@@glitchydood1558 just report them for spam
@Holl ywood Wut?
@Holl ywood i made a list and checked it twice for all the fucks i give about your new mic and i found none
All credit goes to: paige sharp
Callmevarli
Varli is going through the “It’s not a phase.” phase.
Wow I didn’t know you could be 14 twice
Lmao this made me laugh
@@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102 I am happy I could make you laugh. My life now has a purpose.
Oh no... 666 likes
@@craftyhamster6353 ironic considering the comment.
Imagine if she’s just acting out her daughters fanfic
at the end of every video she has to cite her daughters wattpad
@@carlosrosado5861 HSHAHAJS
@@sm0rtm Excuse me mate you glitched my screen please change your username
@@zzzaainabbb Lmfao-
@@sm0rtm nice username
Im not gonna lie. I'm going through a breakup rn and the "ouchie" from her daughter has been repeating in my head to describe the emotional pain and it's somewhat comforting XD
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 🥺❤
i hope you're better now ❤
old mcdonald had a farm 🥺❤️
Varli is the most confusing person on the internet. I don't know what she's aiming for ever. Is it suppose to be humorous? fearful? Wise? Is she actually a brilliant cringe artist? WHATS HAPPENING?
I'm getting the same vibe. Who's she targeting this to? Kids? Teenagers? Adults? Toddlers? Is this a satire or is she seriously insane?
@@sunynotsunny2202 Exactly! Or is it there's a cultural difference in our humor? Or maybe theres some mental issues there? I've racked my mind on this one and I don't think I'll be able to crack her!
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@@LovefulPersson please,Shudup
@@shinyintp2064 don't acknowledge spam just report
No one:
Varli: "there's no power in love 😈"
"humpty dumpty sat on a wall🥚"
@Holl ywood go away nobody cares
@Holl ywood stfu ❤️😍
@@fauna5328 ignore it it's a bot
She murders her daughter and says “there’s no power in love”, then she turns to the toddlers watching her and starts reciting Humpty Dumpty
@Holl ywood no. ❤
are we just gonna ignore the creepy undertones when the girl says "age is just a number" and varli goes "it is, darling. come, give mommy a hug, it's been a while. one hug a day, that's the minimum."
and she does the odd fisting motion afterwards........
Oh god no... OH GOD NO PLEASE NO
that clip made me physically recoil
Girl- that was so scary if someone told me that I would just 🏃🏻♀️💨
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY I disliked! 🥰
Damn, Varli has had one hell of a story arc. First, she was the savior of the Gonzallas Cinematic Universe. Teaming up with Dolphin Man to defeat the Jokers. Now, she’s gone down the dark path and appears to be heading down a villain arc. Maybe Dolphin Man and the Jokers could team up to defeat her!
Greg cinematic universe
Maybe she fell into a depression after her old friend Danny didn’t make a video on her for two years. This is really her cry for help.
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@@LovefulPersson no
@@LovefulPersson May I ask what this has to do w my comment?
"love more, hate less"
guy in background: "STOP!"
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@KevinBB Lmao-
and she took it to heart
@@LovefulPersson your mom gay
@@LovefulPersson no one care go make videos and get those 5k like
it’s impressive how danny is able to make sense out of everything
@John Morgan if you and everyone else doesn't care, why even say that lol
@John Morgan Pretty sure it's a bot or some shit anyway
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Okay after investigating just a bit, i discovered the fact this account was created for the sole purpose of spamming comment sections begging for people to view their music video. That's....not how this works lol
@@bribribribribribribribribri DEFINITELY DOES NOT WORK I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ANY BOT SPAM VIDEO IT JUST DOES'NT
@@bribribribribribribribribri they have over like 20 accounts. They are all bots so listen to his song
Important detail : the vid is called "POV you are kidnapped and trying to save your daughter". The POV is that of a 3rd person, so that means you are Varli's mother, and you're just sort of sitting there saying nothing, watching your granddaughter escape while your kidnapped daughter is across from you in chains. So that can only mean that your plan is to have your grandaughter escape and find help for your daughter, Varli. The problem with the plan is that when the police get there they'll be all like "I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!" Because nothing's more confusing than a kidnapping. Word.
probably not, as most people use POV wrong, and she probably learned it wrong
I love how Danny can indirectly point out someone’s stupidity but still being supportive😂😂😂😂😂
A true friend.
as i'm sure you already knew it's called being patronizing
Its called being a true friend. Pointing out the wrongdoings of ur friends but still being supportive lel
*yes*
@@aisha5156 truly ✨
"Entering this cab was your decision, where it leads you... is mine"
Ngl, that's a pretty savage line
I gotta agree
Yeah, that's actually a really good one
Yes.
Yes
some taxi driver or uber driver must’ve said this
I want Varli to replicate the “Joker” Tiktoks so bad
Now that is something I would like to see
*quiely* no
y e s
Danny needs to be Batman
@@Shrimpfriedpee yeah 😂
5:18 HAD ME DEAD THE SILENT SCREAM
AND HIS FACE LOOKS SO CONCERNED LOL
no *yawn*
I started wheezing on a car ride 😭
Danny’s face tho 😂
My life goal is to say “ouchie!” right before I die
Nice
Nice
Nice
Imagine: your significant other is cradling your in their arms, and right as you’re about to pass out, you put your hand on their cheek and say ouchie then fuckin die
@@VagueNaming Perfect material for a wattpad fanfiction.
What's missing from any Hitman game?
The "ouchie!" noise every time someone dies.
stolen.
@@Heyejen Good
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@@LovefulPersson get a job
@@K0rnphl3x or a life
danny really went from a 10 year old to 14 year old in a year, let’s appreciate the glo up 👏👏👏👏👏
It's the gamer glo up🎮
lmao
yeah fr he looks 14
Right I was like he looks older. ✨finally ✨
He looks so pretty in this video
Honestly, the "Imma Be a Bitch" song had a very satisfying beat, so good job on that one, Varli.
doubt she made the beat herself
Finally someone spitting fax
@@-psilo-9071 Good point, good point
thank you for this 3 years later. i thought so too but was embarrassed bc no one else mentioned it
Imagine being in a fight and your opponents says “ouchie” everytime you hit them
“Ahhh I’m hit! OUCHIE!”
In a cute high pitched girly voice lol
So a fighting game?
opponents? 1 vs 3 😏
We need mods with that voice clip for all the games
“RUN BABY AIRA RUN”
“I’M RUNNIIIIIING!!!!”
Why do they both sound like cartoon characters
Because it is a cartoon
Ain't they are
@Leah Leah stolen kinda maybe
I like the line “and then they die forever” because it almost insinuates that some people die for momentarily periods of time
I guess Varli thought that people who are in comas are actually dead and when they wake up, they come back to life
I mean, some people have died and then been brought back to life, so it wasn’t wrong
Sam and Dean Winchester have entered the chat.
@@mrfrogkingg LMAOO literally just spn characters
Yeah, it's called "sleep", dundlecock.
9:53 one of my friends and i once almost got hit by a car and her reaction was straight up "woopsie"
Whoopsie I didn’t mean to get hit with your car uwu
I hate my self
"Oops! That was close!"
Conspiracy theory: Little nutcracker guy possessed Varli and that’s why her content is so dark.
@Holl ywood lmao the fact that it bolded the name Danny making it look even more like a copy and paste with the channel name changed accordingly
@Holl ywood I smashed like
@@terribletimesone8702 go dislike it. It’s a copy and paste.
Me being proud of myself for making this comment go from 999 to 1K .......i need a life
@@LeLe-zg7er Yeah I just found another channel advertising it 😬
Varli: *kills her own daughter*
Her daughter: OuChiE
Varli: *starts singing*
😂😂
That’s what I do every time that I murder someone, it’s actually a magic spell that removes any evidence that the one who committed the murder was me! It’s great!
People who got shocked back to life: O_ O ... O _O
Her daughter: bYe mOmMy!
This is my favourite comment
Some dude: kills Varli's daughter
Varli's daughter: *O U C H I E*
Varli: *b a a b a a b l a c k s h e e p h a v e y o u a n y w o o l*
Some dude: ???????
Shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms
baron zemo: *boppin along in the background *
@@cgreeley3865 omgg that's what I thought of
2:38 "love mare hate less" "STOP!"
LMFAO
The "Ouchie!" thing is like burning to death and saying "This is warm"
Or maybe you are being impaled and you casually say “This is Sparta”
OK
Or getting poisoned and saying "This tastes a little funny"
I honestly think it's hilarious lol, even if unintentional
This is TOO warm, my bones are gettin squishy
Varli: smoking is bad, drugs are bad, alcohol is bad
Also Varli: imma bitch and I’m smoking a cigar
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 😈
Baa baa black sheep
@@diartgallapeni1421 have you any woll no sir no sir by the way what the hell are morals
Now thats a charecter arc.
old mc donald had a farm 👺
Bully: *Makes fun of Danny for being short*
Danny: “Is going subatomic”
this is underrated 🤣🤣
@@sumsum3662 we just need to get a heart from Danny
We need a part 3 next year to keep the trend of 2 years going
This is a part 3
The first one was "Tiktok's weirdest mom" the second one is where "Help let me go" is from, and this is the third one.
The prophecy is complete. Kurtis, Drew, and then Danny.
Edit: OML JARVIS JUST POSTED
Sorry, but the subtitles, instead of ouchie, say Gucci, and it’s so much better.
Many days later, I was on FamousBirthdays. Happy 44th bday to Varli
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR no
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 💥
And Cody lol
And nick
why are y'all forgetting cody smh
It’s nice to see that Danny actually takes into consideration that he’s making videos about other PEOPLE and doesn’t treat them like they’re all just characters in a show or something
@BILLIE SAYS DUH but do u really love me tho :/ prove it
@BILLIE SAYS DUH would you still love me if I told you I was a serial killer?
🥺👉🏻👈🏻
@BILLIE SAYS DUH were breaking up😕 i don’t think you’re giving me enough attention, u haven’t been responding to any of my texts
I witnessed the fastest breakup in history
yes i also notice that, its nicer to watch him than others. like I used to watch diesel patches, but the negativity is just so much, and he gives shitty reasons to criticise, for try guys, he gave the reason "they're too gay". make that make sense. His titles are also very "sensational" like "Why I hate ______", "Why _____ isn't funny" he almost sounds butthurt.
“Oh ouchie and than they died forever”
I thought they were only going to die for a day thanks for confirming they died forever.
PFFFT
> than
I’m sorry but the interaction between distraught parent and their child’s kidnapper being
“Give me my child!”
“First, give me the money!!”
“CHILD 👹”
Fuckin kills me every time
"Money!!"
"Baa baa black sheeep 😒"
According to Varli, her mission is “to inspire and empower young girls”. This includes crushing her daughters to death and burying people she just beheaded with a sledgehammer. Her Instagram is SO dark lol. Very inspirational, VARLILICIOUS!✨
@Holl ywood no.
Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.
Yk love more HATE less
Wait- HOW IS SHE CRUSHING THEM WHAT-
Have you guys figured the fist thing out yet?
If I get murdered the last thing I am saying is “Owchie!”
I might say: "I'm ready!!! How 'Bout You"
@@Baguette939 "So...you want that knife back or can I keep it?"
“Hey, I’ll see ya on the flip side”
not that fish eye looking reki angle pfp😭
Same
varli is probably the only person can go through their edgy teen phase at 40
iconic
Varli rn: *ArE YoUeW ShOrE*
Good for her imagine as a teen she must have been a wise old woman in a teens body
Also Danny because he is 11
Gabbie Hanna would like to challenge that😂
10:37 I think it's supposed to be poetic. Like she's taking a child-friendly thing (a nursery rhyme) while doing something dark.
She didn't have to do that, though. I think there was a large amount of people who thought her "love more, hate less" thing was an agreeable message.
Theory: the amulet that gave Varli powers also turned her evil. It’s up to Dolphin Man and Vampire Dad to save the day.
LMAO YES
The crossover we desperately need.
Yes!!!
And tik tok joker! The Greg league!!
"The Greg League, consisting of Dolphin Man, Vampire Dad, The Two Tik Tok Jokers, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis, has to battle against Evil Varli. How will it go? Who will win? Can the League bring back the Good Varli? Find out on June 11th in theaters everywhere."
I actually yelled "Ouchie!" as a joke when somebody was trying to beat me up but failed.
I think Varli saw that.
@Holl ywood nor.
@Holl ywood *rot.*
I feel like Varli knows that American horror movies sometimes use nursery rhymes for creepy purposes, but doesn't understand how any of that context works. So she's just googling "American nursery rhymes" and whipping one out at random whenever she wants to be creepy.
yes
varli in a scary voice : humpty...dumpty...sat on a WALL.....n o w h e 's d e a d f o r e v e r .....
One... two... buckle my shoes...
@@notaprogamer2782 three four buckle some more…
@@Ruuehxbfiqkxn 5...6...NIKE KICKSSS🧟🧟
Varli is the closest human to reaching instrumentality, and Danny is gonna wake up on a beach and see a Kaiju sized Varli sitting in an ocean of tang.
her daughter (the older one, Diya) actually goes to my school and its a whole experience watching this video and knowing the people LOL
Damn... Is she okay?? XD
@@shivanipathak5380 she seems to fully support her mom and she actually has her own music career! so i mean it looks pretty good for her
@@c1nnamonx I mean if she's happy.. who are we to judge 🤷♀️
@@shivanipathak5380 right? i agree
Does she know what the nursery rhymes mean? XD
Varli: "Love more hate less"
The kid named Less: ouchie
more: 🥰
also in the first clip that guy that yells "STOP" lmaooo
Poor less
The guy named less:Awwwwwwww!
Poor less
Varli used to be the hero to save the day and now she is the creepy murderer. You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
wow, this really is a society :'(
11:40 i thought she was gonna attach the two girls on top of the car
I thought she was gona DRAG THEM!
The way varli 'acts' is giving me painful flashbacks to the annual school play they always made us do- the actions are all so poorly thought out and exaggerated that they induce enough cringe to scar a generation
I can 100% relate to this
The secondhand embarrassment I got from this video is PAINFUL. HER CONTENT IS CRINGEEEE. PLEASE MAKE HER STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CAN'T SLEEP SINCE I'VE WATCHED THIS SHIT😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kurtis, Drew, Danny, in one day? Sheesh, Christmas’ early
and codyy
Great present🎉🎁
DREW TOO??
and cody
Don’t you mean Danny, Danny and Danny
10:17 “And then she died forever.” This implies that you can die temporarily
You can, the brain can go 6 minutes without blood. In the meantime it's vital to call 911 asap as early defibrilation is the key to survival after a cardiac arrest. (I've edited this comment because the internet has decided my worth as a medical provider is based on whether or not I'm funny.)
@@gblikestosew Healthcare worker pro tip: people aren’t reassured when you’re cringe.
Mostly dead
So... I guess you haven't seen The Princess Bride. 🤷♀️
@@gblikestosew I would rather die then have you save me
1:24 why does it sound like she said Diddy Party?
i think we can all agree that this is danny’s best hair era
@I LOVE ALL Shut up nobody caresss
Best haira
As someone who has been watching him since 2017, hard agree.
i’ve been binging some of his old videos and, watching this, i could not stop thinking about how good his hair looks now lmao
Yes.
Damnit Danny, you’re not allowed to post until everyone has enough time to finish Drew’s video.
.. unus annus
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR "Your video" isn't even your video.
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR you’re definitely a quirky and relatable teen and not a bot. For sure.
@@scapture3838 memento mori my friend
@@scapture3838 anus
"Age is just a number"
"It is, darling."
*Record scratch*
In some contexts
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY go seek help
@@vypGMD you too
As someone once said... "911 is also a number" x'D
A gun is just a high velocity explosive metal nerf... blaster???
oh my god. i watched this video like 5 months ago and i’m only revisiting it now to say that apparently her daughter goes to my school?? 💀💀💀💀 i saw her picking up her daughter today and my mom told me she’s tiktok famous so UHHH.. yeah
Oh wow!
when u go to a diff school can u tell me what school it is
Ouchie*
Daughter: dead*
Varli: goodbye
Daughter: bye mommy
Dang I’m 14 and this is deep
@BILLIE SAYS DUH dude I've seen you on so many creators pages just changing the name of your inspiration lmao
@BILLIE SAYS DUH not surprised there are bots here 😭
That emoji ruined it tbh
@@guerillagorilla4423 better?
it's not "don't fear varli is here" anymore its "just fear varli is here" (i thought this would get one like)
Is that what you call character development?
@@bread6052 corruption arc
PLEASE IM FLOATING
BRO VARLI'S EREN
Varli is here, F E A R
There is so much autotune in Varli’s song, it’s not even funny. Danny jamming out to it is everything though.
It makes sense considering the genre it’s in. Danny’s moves make it 100x better though.
Ain’t no problem with that 🥱
@@alext399 I never said there was a problem lol
@@theflopmoondrop yeah I guess so. Danny should be a backup dancer. I would pay money to see that
Ima be honest the song was kinda fire or atleast the part Danny showed
12:24 I can't stop laughing. This is one of those rare moments where something is so cringey it makes you laugh instead of hurt inside.
“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” - Varli, 2021
fuck I was gonna comment that
Did Varli actually say this? because I would explain a lot!
@@joce_2012 nah it’s from Batman I think
She sounds like a female king Julian and im living for it
K I N G J U L I A N S P A W N
LMAO I JUST REALIZED THAT- NOW I CAN'T UNHEAR IT💀💀
You have no idea how much more I enjoyed this video after you told me this
I can't unhear that now
I GUESS???
Old Varli: Love more, hate less
New Varli: Kills her daughter
8:05 THE MELANIE MARTINEZ SOMG IN THE BACKGROUND
IM A HUGE MEL FAN OMGGNGMGMMGMGMGFNMGGMNFGNDGMENGYEJNGEGDIYYDJGEYIE
I’m scared...didn’t Danny say he wouldn’t make another video about Varli unless she killed someone or something?
Just wait until about 8 mins in
@@rebekahglen279 oh god thanks 😂
@Rebekah Glen i read this right before he said it lol
She did!
Do not fear... Varli is here.
“Is Varli okay?”
Short answer: probably not 🤩👌
She’s actually not she was abused by her husband
.......and the long answer?
.......The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
@@Natalie-jd3hd No wait! I'm not-
🏃♀️
@@toytrackersam what? really? Can u pls explain?
@@Natalie-jd3hd ok
I really have to admire Danny’s cringe tolerance.
Yeah I can't stand this kind of content
She is so cringe
@@badbreathobby8565 i think she just got high with her daughter and recorded some tiktoks
That's because danny is king of greg.
you have to admit though, some mom who just made tik toks for fun made a music video and i think part of him appreciates rhat. he also might just genuinely like her cuz of the dms he says hes had
Maybe she was just exploring every genre before she picked one. I think she does well being a psycho like it legit freaks me out sometimes. That silent scream was SCA-RY! If I saw someone scream like that or sing nursery rhymes now, I'll definitely think of varli.
the yawning skit was genuinely the best thing Danny's ever done on this channel
Top tier
Dude, I was pissing myself😂😂
facts
I literally cried laughing
So was I
There's only one person who can stop Varli:
Dolphin-Man
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! shut up
Thank you for reminding me of the monstrosity that is Dolphin-Man
But I thought Varli killed dolphin man
he was just a dolphin swimming in the sea
The old crime fighting team together again, but first Dolphin mad needs to save his old partner, and friend.
Imagine being held hostage then the kidnapper starts yelling nursery rhymes at you
PLEASE
also DID SHE FIST HER DAUGHTER TO DEATH
@@wren_. IDK ??
I think she killed her daughter by punching her fist through her
@@Ondra_rx7 but the way she punches her daughter looks… questionable
The dead daughter saying "Bye mommy" got me laughing like a murderer
Varli: *makes a whole video about why drugs and smoking is bad*
Also Varli: *makes a video with her smoking a cigar*
It may have taken years, but Varli has finally learned how to do drugs. She couldn't do it before, but now she can. I'm so proud.
I mean, you don’t inhale cigar smoke so it’s much healthIER than regular smoking. And it’s nicotine is no more of a drug than caffeine is.
@@stargurl__211 She's grown so much☺️
@@inlinechris Cigars being healthIER than cigarettes is a total myth, regardless of smoke inhalation both are putting carcinogens into your system. And while nicotine itself isn't (directly) harmful, the products most people get hooked on because of it are. Don't advocate for tobacco, especially when your facts aren't even true
Did you know there such thing as movie cigarettes? they’re fake cigarettes you can buy them. they don’t have any nicotine, but they still taste like cigarette there for people have a smoking addiction.or movie actors, so they don’t mess with there lungs
"We're losing him nurse!! Get me 20 ccs of-"
"Ouchie!"
*crying softly* "time of death, 3:13 pm"
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
This comment is amazing
tbh this comment feels really underrated
This is so absurd I love it
“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
Varlie- The Movie
11:16 I am the "Child!" line.
Also, that foreboding "ba ba black sheep" like... what.
I swear, Varli's child was laughing when she was singing with a moo moo there, I can't tell if Varli is a cringe artist or not. Please tell me she's joking.
I don't think she could possibly be serious. It's hilarious and maybe that's the point.
*A MOO MOO*
yeah man the whole thing is satire
Hate to break it to ya
"..and they die forever"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
yea
Together we can stop this
Oh damn you right, 600 IQ
the floor is made of floor
....
....
*BAA BAA BLACKSHEEP*
danny boy back at it. he won’t let varli go, as much as she screams “help”.
🎵help let me go🎵
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 💥
@KevinBB you're the best!!! You're the most loved!!!
*danny boy*
@@theinfluenceatl b r u v
“Run baby Aria!” And she keeps just screaming that got me dead laughing. And then before that where she goes “you sure?” when her daughter says she will sacrifice her life for her. 😂😂 the acting is crazy-
"And then they died forever"
- Danny Gonzalez 2021
@Holl ywood is that a clout chaser i smell
They died sad ever after
@@genjimochi6472 no, it's just a lil ol bot
@@KikiChan_007 lol
the kids saying "ouchie!" while getting fatal punches to the gut has the same energy as hitting an animal crossing villager with a net
Yeah
I feel like Varli singing those nursery rhymes like that is like her take on creepy children's music being slowed down for horror but she just like. Sings it. && makes it call and response.
Yeah, good point, she needs to edit slow music in there lol.
@Holl ywood no
@Holl ywood no
@Holl ywood no
Like a singing killer, sounds like she belong in dead by daylight
Is no one else creeped out by the daughter saying “Age is Just a Number”?
So is varlis kill count
@@webhead5263 this sent me 😭
R Kelly says hi lol
age is just a number, as in it doesn’t matter what age you are you can do anything
i think that’s what they were going for
Yeah like who is she “in love” with 🤢