Tips from the Emergency Room: Eye Wash

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    Tips from the ER: Eye Wash

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  • @sirollieman
    @sirollieman 3 года назад +6611

    *"Next time ask your boyfriend to warn you before he shoots."*
    Jesus christ lmaooo

    • @jacobsewell7503
      @jacobsewell7503 3 года назад +81

      Holy shit im 16 don't need to give my girl a warning she knows when it's coming

    • @SansTheDrawer2732
      @SansTheDrawer2732 3 года назад +179

      @@jacobsewell7503 👁👄👁

    • @multistanbrae
      @multistanbrae 3 года назад +82

      @@jacobsewell7503 Well.. 😀👍

    • @gatorgirl1107
      @gatorgirl1107 3 года назад +15

      The worst burn bruhhhh

    • @Jellymelanie
      @Jellymelanie 3 года назад +12

      I didn’t get it at first …

  • @my_name_is_eli5778
    @my_name_is_eli5778 3 года назад +7620

    I like how he can be so vulgar yet so professional at the same time-

    • @cringename2757
      @cringename2757 2 года назад +57

      its almost like being professional and vulgar at the same time its crazy

    • @nikkirex20
      @nikkirex20 2 года назад +27

      Fuckin love it 🤣

    • @will-xj9qh
      @will-xj9qh 2 года назад +9

      It’s almost like, hang on, you watched the god damn video you dunce

    • @caki4695
      @caki4695 2 года назад +17

      @@will-xj9qh They were just pointing out something they liked chill lmao

    • @namiinotashi
      @namiinotashi 2 года назад +1

      Ik right

  • @thekingofbel6511
    @thekingofbel6511 2 года назад +922

    "tell your damn boyfriend to warn you before he shoots"
    Something tells me that that is the leading cause for the need of an eye washing.

    • @carryjgful
      @carryjgful Год назад +17

      Shit's no joke. Never knew pple would go in for that. Happened with my husband....burned for days even after rinsing! I wz gonna say ya'll's swimmers are swimmin in acid--(but he was snipped sooo)...maybe pure seminal fluid is worse. 💦👀😱🤣😖 *shivers*

    • @KitsuneMiko383
      @KitsuneMiko383 Год назад +5

      when it shoots the ENTIRE LENGTH OF YOUR BODY to land squarely in your eye, yes. Or you just roll with the faux pinkeye reaction.

    • @VVM3368
      @VVM3368 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@carryjgful nah u wild asf lmao

  • @ReactingFox
    @ReactingFox 2 года назад +127

    My mom’s a doctor who’s explained it all to me
    But when Steve tells me, I remember all the Tips from the ER 🤣

  • @a1toid
    @a1toid 3 года назад +6453

    as a kid i got glow stick chemicals in my eye. I didn’t tell anyone and just rubbed my *eyelid* with a towel. that eye often makes a clicking noise and will constantly have issues, yay
    edit: the eye went half cloudy, hopefully nothing is wrong

    • @nickandkyvlogs8054
      @nickandkyvlogs8054 3 года назад +902

      I also got glow stick chemicals in my eye while trying to make it glow and it snapped while everyone was in the room (it was a Christmas party at my house). Everyone saw and my mom took me to the bathroom and had me wash out my eye. I hated every second of it and struggled to keep my eye open. I almost had to go to the er. Luckily, I didn’t end up needing to go, but I went to the eye doctor the next day just in case

    • @malia_jo96
      @malia_jo96 3 года назад +144

      It happened to me before it is normal

    • @Rainbow0015
      @Rainbow0015 3 года назад +360

      I accidentally drank some once. I use to break the glass in it more, by using my mouth. Yeah, long story short, it broke, and it tastes nasty. No one knows it happened.

    • @ShaggySoup
      @ShaggySoup 3 года назад +182

      ...clicking ?????????

    • @ShaggySoup
      @ShaggySoup 3 года назад +236

      I did it too but it doesn't click. But I can see in the dark.. don't think thats okay but I can see like a cat now. So thats good ig?

  • @philictyjones5363
    @philictyjones5363 3 года назад +3244

    Bodily fluids from your boyfriend lol ok its official you're my kind of Doctor. 😅

  • @pink_cow223
    @pink_cow223 6 месяцев назад +7

    "Rip out the fucking eyeball" got me though

  • @suugiart
    @suugiart 2 года назад +21

    "Bodily fluids from your boyfriend."
    THAT KILLED ME.
    I'M DECEASED.

  • @naterbaternaterbater
    @naterbaternaterbater 3 года назад +10491

    He keeps mentioning their boyfriends.
    I'm thinking he's experienced this at least twice 🤔
    Edit: removed "ladies"

  • @icewolf4649
    @icewolf4649 3 года назад +2585

    I feel like he did this because someone came in because of it and he is now emphasizing it😂😂

    • @kami79x
      @kami79x 3 года назад +43

      Yes deffo

    • @Chris-db9vt
      @Chris-db9vt 3 года назад +52

      came

    • @M1ntP0ppy
      @M1ntP0ppy 3 года назад +25

      @@Chris-db9vt YOU DID NOT
      (≧▽≦)

    • @Chris-db9vt
      @Chris-db9vt 3 года назад +9

      @@M1ntP0ppy LOL

    • @mjfc1293
      @mjfc1293 3 года назад +8

      Goshdamnit you just made me realize and now I wish I didn't see anything

  • @ravenstormturner7252
    @ravenstormturner7252 2 года назад +32

    I laughed so incredibly hard. The bodily fluids from your boyfriend is accurate 😅 It really does burn..

  • @lasnite0077
    @lasnite0077 2 года назад +8

    Love the “happy” ending & how he “rubbed” that joke out! 😂😅😂

  • @ItsMadRiv
    @ItsMadRiv 3 года назад +2728

    Bodely fluids from your boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lilplaguedoc6682
      @lilplaguedoc6682 3 года назад +64

      I snorted and immediately looked for someones comment about it- facking- 😂😂

    • @lilplaguedoc6682
      @lilplaguedoc6682 3 года назад +37

      And I just got to the last bit oh no- 😂😂

    • @cadiunderhill5958
      @cadiunderhill5958 3 года назад +27

      I'm laughing so hard but I mean it happens😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robo_king0249
      @robo_king0249 3 года назад +12

      @@cadiunderhill5958 What do you mean it happens ?

    • @ajm_mol
      @ajm_mol 3 года назад +6

      Same

  • @saralawson116
    @saralawson116 3 года назад +957

    When my mom was doing ER rotation in med school she said that there she saw the worst thing she’s seen, even after working 20+ years in high-risk labor and delivery. A little boy had been hanging around his dad and grandpa while they were doing some construction and got instant concrete powder in his eyes. The moisture from his eyes was activating it and they had to put those lenses on his eyes to try and flush it out. She said his screams were the worst she’s ever heard.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад +153

      Oh fuck no

    • @TeiwazTheGoat
      @TeiwazTheGoat 3 года назад +101

      We’re they able to flush it off his eye though?

    • @kennethmoore625
      @kennethmoore625 3 года назад +180

      That's terrifying. A lesson on safety goggles for EVERYONE who is around instant concrete.

    • @batsbatsghost8757
      @batsbatsghost8757 3 года назад +153

      Woah uh you just unlocked a new fear

    • @raygv1
      @raygv1 3 года назад +73

      Dear lord in the name of everything holy why god why did this now become a thing that terrifies me.

  • @somedaysoon9551
    @somedaysoon9551 2 года назад +4

    Being called mf by anyone else is an insult but from this guy, it feels like a forehead kiss🥺

  • @dreamyjae9320
    @dreamyjae9320 2 года назад +78

    SHUSH I wish I had seen this earlier! Literally just this afternoon I got teatree oil in my eye and I wanted TO DIE! I got it out soon enough and felt better bur after that I slipped on the bathroom floor cause my brother doesn't know how to dry himself properly and just walks around dripping wet. Also earlier today I went to the dentist to get my tooth pulled which that didn't hurt but because they put that numbing stuff in my mouth my face has felt so weird ever since. And about 1 hour after I got home I rolled my ankle and fell down a few stairs.
    I'm fine now other than my face/mouth feeling weird. We have those days sometimes and I hope you guys have had a good day :)

    • @Bruh-pd6hq
      @Bruh-pd6hq 2 года назад +1

      Isn't putting water in your eye if you accidentally put something in your eye is comon knowledge?

    • @dreamyjae9320
      @dreamyjae9320 2 года назад

      @@Bruh-pd6hq it is so I did do that but it hurt so freaking bad.

    • @christineneil8020
      @christineneil8020 2 года назад +2

      @@dreamyjae9320 You need to lay down for a rest already now! Instead of flushing your eyes right away just try to relax lying down with a cold cloth or ice pack wrapped in a towel on it to reduce some of that pain before you try to flush it again. Make sure not to rub your eyes either. You may have scratched your cornea. If it's absolutely excruciating and the pain is not reducing no matter what you do. Then you so probably go to the ER.

    • @dreamyjae9320
      @dreamyjae9320 2 года назад

      @@christineneil8020 thank you so much! I'll take that advice for the next time it happens

    • @christineneil8020
      @christineneil8020 2 года назад +1

      @@dreamyjae9320 Np. Glad to help.

  • @koiboi1501
    @koiboi1501 3 года назад +1616

    Me: *honestly just kind zoning out*
    Him: "Bodily fluids from your boyfriend-"
    Me: W h a t? 😃

    • @emeryexe
      @emeryexe 2 года назад +44

      it’s like pure salt in ur eye. i bring eye drops whenever we hang out.....

    • @gamerwolffang2722
      @gamerwolffang2722 2 года назад +30

      @@emeryexe nani?! Eye drops help~?

    • @typicalmatt7592
      @typicalmatt7592 2 года назад +19

      It’s something you’ll never get in your introverted life lol

    • @typicalmatt7592
      @typicalmatt7592 2 года назад +8

      @@gamerwolffang2722 Your sister

    • @gamerwolffang2722
      @gamerwolffang2722 2 года назад +5

      @@typicalmatt7592 oh she's back from dance with Death?

  • @erickaphantomhive7328
    @erickaphantomhive7328 3 года назад +744

    Growing up my mums a nurse and I always panic when I get something in my eyes and she would bend me to the sink and I would panic even more thinking she boutta drown me just to remove whatever’s in my eye... eventually I got used to it that I do it myself whenever something got into my eye...

    • @hailyn5790
      @hailyn5790 3 года назад +33

      Sometimes this would happen to me and I’m just like “oh shit they’ve finally had it with me and my bullshit”

    • @rubywilliamson6497
      @rubywilliamson6497 3 года назад +16

      My mum's a nurse and she wouldn't take me to the ER if my leg was falling off, she would fix it her self then get me 1st class tickets to skip the waiting

    • @bigchungo5374
      @bigchungo5374 3 года назад +4

      Yea this is very common in asian countries

    • @nicki1088
      @nicki1088 3 года назад +6

      Same. Since my mom's a nurse i would freak out when she gets serious abt me having a wound, since she must know alot.

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 3 года назад +3

      Me too, my mom used to work as an Otorhinolaryngologist and I used to have a lot problems with my ears because they kept getting infected (it was because of my tonsils which were eventually removed), so I developed a fear of things coming near my ear, like anything, a hand, a finger, even if it’s someone I trust with my life I go into panic mode. That is also why I always cover my ears with my blanket when I sleep, I’m just scared of things going near my ear when I sleep 😐

  • @Tsvetelina-
    @Tsvetelina- 2 года назад +2

    He just- he's so *calm* while saying this. I can't 😂

  • @shanestuart-ramirez429
    @shanestuart-ramirez429 2 года назад

    Stevioe keeo the content comin' . New nurse here.. keep sending out that real school advice and training you dont get in school. We love you man!!@@

  • @meatballsupreme5586
    @meatballsupreme5586 3 года назад +4224

    Me: *Stabs someone*
    Someone: *Sprays blood*
    Me: "Warn me next time will ya?"
    Someone: "S- S. Ssorry."
    Edit (Some people really dont know what a joke is lmao)

  • @ifrahmuzammil7406
    @ifrahmuzammil7406 3 года назад +743

    Okay.. Just imagine going to the ER and the doctor tells you to be still all of a sudden this guy comes to your mind and you can't stop laughing

    • @seatripreports
      @seatripreports 2 года назад +24

      Happened when I went to the dentist. I was picturing the Bentist going PUHHHH and also this guy calling me a motherfucker 😂

    • @thegirlsedit1598
      @thegirlsedit1598 2 года назад +2

      @@seatripreports oh yes the bentist every time I also go my dentist it always remind me of him

  • @jondickinson3606
    @jondickinson3606 11 месяцев назад

    Omfg, the ending got me. Too fuckin’ funny!!

  • @kanishka0717
    @kanishka0717 2 года назад +2

    I love his agressive informative way to teaching us asjsjshsjjs

  • @nannyyyyy
    @nannyyyyy 3 года назад +147

    “Tips from the E.R” I love that

  • @theletterd7288
    @theletterd7288 3 года назад +1003

    The Morgan Lens is a contact lens with Morgan Freeman’s voice talking to you nonstop until you take it out

  • @sweetteacurls
    @sweetteacurls 2 года назад +1

    I had to have that done as a kid. My little cousin was playing with my mom's key ring which had a pepper spray on it. He spayed me good too. That was the most painful thing ever!

  • @kingoftheearth2149
    @kingoftheearth2149 2 года назад

    I been avoiding saying this but after seeing so many many shorts from this Doctor. I think i found who I want as my own personal physician. Why, you ask.... watch the videos for yourself. It is self evident as to why.

  • @hoodi1395
    @hoodi1395 3 года назад +183

    “Bodily fluids from your boyfriend”
    Me: Wha- OH.

  • @NCXDKG
    @NCXDKG 3 года назад +106

    "Warn your boyfriend before he shoots"
    I'm dying

  • @sarahhhspeaks1984
    @sarahhhspeaks1984 2 года назад +1

    This is why I can't stop watching you LMAO

  • @ROrneli
    @ROrneli 8 месяцев назад

    i wish doctor and nurses could talk as stright forward as this guy haha

  • @reeeeeeee4854
    @reeeeeeee4854 3 года назад +127

    Him:did ya ever get any thing in your eye that hurts so bad that you wanted to rip of your eye and become a cyclops?
    Me:* says nothing *
    Him: Me too friend, me too.

  • @sI0m0
    @sI0m0 3 года назад +377

    I was playing with eyeliner, and I guess it got into my eye and I kid you not MY ENTIRE EYE turned BLACK looked like something from a freaking horror movie but I washed it out in a panic-😃

    • @dino359
      @dino359 3 года назад +11

      oh gee 🥲

    • @ineffable_may
      @ineffable_may 3 года назад +8

      Lmao

    • @mamacita278
      @mamacita278 3 года назад +13

      I saw a RUclips video in the same thing happened to the girl in it that was terrifying y’all should look it up

    • @Zoe.m.
      @Zoe.m. 3 года назад +19

      Eye-liners are made so if you get it in your eye it's not going to do any harm if not they'd get sued.

    • @Moo-2310
      @Moo-2310 3 года назад +3

      I did that a couple weeks ago. I looked terrifying lol.

  • @Chaoticgoodcryptid2319
    @Chaoticgoodcryptid2319 2 года назад

    I love the way he says "mfer" it cracks me up

  • @erynaqhuzaimi2775
    @erynaqhuzaimi2775 2 года назад +2

    He did it ladies and gentlemen, he only swore twice
    *Give him a round of applause*

  • @isaakwinkle5305
    @isaakwinkle5305 3 года назад +523

    “Tell your damn boyfriend to warn you next time before he shoots”

  • @dwil2802
    @dwil2802 3 года назад +50

    It’s your delivery. It’s priceless. Has me laughing every time. You’re great.

  • @eliza9977
    @eliza9977 2 года назад +1

    In our school lab, we have these alcohol like bottles that are filled with slightly salted water (the water has the same salt content as our tears so that it doesn't hurt that much) so that if some chemical does get into our eyes, we can use that to wash it off. Knowing about that gave me chills but hey, gotta practice safety precautions in a lab that is full of jhs students

  • @chrisnelson3691
    @chrisnelson3691 2 года назад +2

    The Morgan lens isn't that bad, it's a weird feeling but damn it feels a whole hell of a lot better than whatever is stuck in your eye, they also have some amazing numbing drops that work incredibly well.

  • @mgthebee7043
    @mgthebee7043 3 года назад +263

    My friend had that happen to him. He accidently sprayed sunscreen in his eye

    • @Lily-lp5dg
      @Lily-lp5dg 3 года назад +7

      Same that hurt so bad! My eyes are watering just thinking about it 😂

    • @WlSTERllA
      @WlSTERllA 3 года назад +16

      my dumbass got pepper pray on my eyes after seeing it under the sink and touching it. it hurt like a bitch

    • @mgthebee7043
      @mgthebee7043 3 года назад

      @@WlSTERllA bruhhhhh 💀💀

    • @jboss4671
      @jboss4671 3 года назад

      @@mgthebee7043 lmaoooo

    • @gacha_nerd9408
      @gacha_nerd9408 3 года назад +5

      I have accidentally squirted sanitizer in my eye! I still regret it-

  • @mysmirandam.6618
    @mysmirandam.6618 3 года назад +131

    Some men take "dont shoot till you see the white in her eyes" quite literally...and , That's how you get pinkeye

  • @stealth4427
    @stealth4427 2 года назад

    Why is the description of the pain so really dear god I can feel it and I dont even have anything in my eyes

  • @_zombie_0889
    @_zombie_0889 2 года назад

    I love watching these with my toddler!

  • @CaptainRudy4021
    @CaptainRudy4021 3 года назад +28

    This is the funniest one so far 😂😂😂😂

  • @amuffinlad5199
    @amuffinlad5199 3 года назад +58

    "Before he 'shoots' ". Ah, greatest thing I heard all day

  • @chanelleyoungentrepreneur779
    @chanelleyoungentrepreneur779 2 года назад

    LOOOOOL the start was brilliant 😂😂

  • @homeboi4159
    @homeboi4159 2 года назад

    Your ER must be fun. I usually get animal bite victims on Tuesdays.

  • @Tokys.
    @Tokys. 3 года назад +143

    bodely fluids from your boyfriend... hold up-

    • @onekebabpls4236
      @onekebabpls4236 3 года назад +4

      M-meliodas sama?

    • @nuggetinitaylor1109
      @nuggetinitaylor1109 3 года назад

      I really like your pfp!! May I know where can I save it pls

    • @fancyball
      @fancyball 3 года назад

      🧍‍♀️🏃💨

    • @heartszforGod
      @heartszforGod 3 года назад +1

      Saliva, blood, or pee.

    • @ok6114
      @ok6114 3 года назад

      But I'm single, virgin 🥺🥺 and not 18

  • @historygeek9545
    @historygeek9545 3 года назад +70

    Imagine having this guy as your bioligy teacher, amazing!

    • @LaydeeLia
      @LaydeeLia 3 года назад +13

      Had one like him in gr 9. Had us scrape the inside of our cheek to look at under a microscope. One girl shouts, "Ew, mine is moving!" so teacher walks over and looks in her microscope, lifts his head, shrugs his shoulders, and casually says, "Meh, it's just sperm." Somebody must have said something to the school board because from then on, instead of swabbing cheeks, the science class used the thin translucent skin from in between 2 layers of an onion.

    • @TLK9419
      @TLK9419 3 года назад +1

      @@LaydeeLia lol. Great story! What a savage teacher

    • @sidrakhan08
      @sidrakhan08 3 года назад +1

      Yeah... He'd be great BIOLOGY teacher

    • @elaadesigns
      @elaadesigns 2 года назад

      @@LaydeeLia the onion one is more like my school

  • @Ho-opono
    @Ho-opono Год назад

    My eye hurts so fucking bad right now but I can't stop laughing lmao

  • @baguiolysanemesis4075
    @baguiolysanemesis4075 2 года назад

    I always find him funny lmao

  • @sniping2319
    @sniping2319 3 года назад +12

    This series makes the qoute
    "We know a thing or 2 because we've seen a thing or 2."
    So much better

  • @blujay3841
    @blujay3841 3 года назад +14

    idk guys, he seemed pretty salty and reminiscent at the end-

  • @mecahunter7092
    @mecahunter7092 2 года назад

    You make life easier friend 🥰

  • @matthewcruz71
    @matthewcruz71 9 дней назад

    I love your videos makes me happy keep it up ❤❤

  • @Dibbydibble
    @Dibbydibble 3 года назад +15

    I love how passive aggressive he is I can’t 😭

  • @janvi_roni
    @janvi_roni 3 года назад +9

    I have been binging his short Vids for two hours now.... No regrets 😌

  • @bluesky2925
    @bluesky2925 2 года назад +1

    “or bodily fluids from your boyfriend!” *SPITS TEA* I DONT APPRECIATE YOU CALLING ME OUT

  • @strumptavianroboclick5596
    @strumptavianroboclick5596 2 года назад +2

    Something tells me this little fella knows first hand..

  • @nursemarn
    @nursemarn 3 года назад +6

    I love the way you put things! It’s probably the best way to communicate with some patients!🤣

  • @cheetahdolcini2526
    @cheetahdolcini2526 3 года назад +23

    You just reminded me of the first time I got artificial nails. No I didn't get nail glue in my eyes.
    I have never been able to grow my nails, so I decided to get some fake nails. And while they weren't dragon lady nails, they were significantly long.
    That night, when I went to work, the ER was short staffed so I was floated from Ortho, the floor I normally work, to the ER. That night we had 2 people come in complaining of a foreign body in their eye & guess who had to prepare their eye so that the ER physician could examine them. I don't know who was more scared at that moment. Me with about an inch or so of fingernail on each finger, that I'm still trying to figure out how to function with, or the patients having someone with such looong nails manipulating their eyelids in order to apply drops & dye to the afflicted eye.
    Somehow I managed to get the drops & dye into both patient's eye without gouging them out in the process. And I don't think that either patient was any the wiser about the situation at hand (no pun intended). It turned out to be much easier to accomplish with those long artificial nails that then it was to figure out how to tuck in the sheets while changing the linens on an occupied hospital bed. That in & of it's self was a real adventure in frustration!
    PS: Morgan Lens??? You youngsters have got it far too easy now days with all these new fangled gadgets!

  • @listay1
    @listay1 2 года назад

    You can buy an eye wash with a cup from most pharmacy / chemists which does the same job but it's a cup which is much easier to hold over your eye to flush whatever is in your eye.

  • @buffturtleman3883
    @buffturtleman3883 2 года назад

    This man is full of humor big brain he is the ultimate human being

  • @lolzerkal972
    @lolzerkal972 3 года назад +10

    I wasn’t ready for him to say ‘before he shoots’ 😂😂

  • @oarma2839
    @oarma2839 3 года назад +8

    This man couldn't be any funnier... im dying rn
    (Edit) no pun intended

  • @MamaTracy
    @MamaTracy 2 года назад

    I absolutely love this guy! 🤣

  • @jakegriffith3226
    @jakegriffith3226 2 года назад

    I love your videos! They make me smile in these hard time 🤘🏼😉

  • @TeiwazTheGoat
    @TeiwazTheGoat 3 года назад +6

    I work with solvents a lot, and get stuff like MEK in my eyes. MEK burns like alcohol and is awfully painful, but the best thing to do is open your eyes. Reason being is MEK dries incredibly fast to air so it’ll actually evaporate off your eyes. You’ll have dry ass eyes after but no more burning.

  • @mary-ellennaffaa3399
    @mary-ellennaffaa3399 3 года назад +72

    Once I was like I think 7 and I found my moms perfume and I didn't notice it was pointing at me and I sprayed it twince in my eyes thinking that's what perfume does like 3 seconds later I started screaming and my aunt put *cucumbers* on my eyes.

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 3 года назад +4

      @@emma8859
      TL;DR My uncle as a kid pepper sprayed my mom and my grandma is a possible emergency NASCAR driver.
      My uncle (when he was 6) found pepper spray in my grandma's purse and decided he'd "spray his sister (my mom who was 8) with the 'special perfume'" and it got right in her eyes, in pretty sure this part is fabricated hut my grandma went 75 the whole time to the ER.

  • @Persephoneswitchery
    @Persephoneswitchery 2 года назад

    I wasn’t ready for the end 😂

  • @SourceEnginePlayer
    @SourceEnginePlayer 2 года назад

    You are probably the most passive aggressive doctor ever. Congrats!

  • @pyro323
    @pyro323 3 года назад +5

    My right eye lens got scratched from a wood chip hitting it. I was too close to a chainsaw. Man, did that suck. They sprayed my eye with a special solution at the ER and I got to play Pirate for a day. Shiver me timbers! 🏴‍☠️ 🦜

  • @foxygir096
    @foxygir096 3 года назад +4

    This guy🤣🤣🤣 I can’t he just gives you the straight reality of stuff🤣

  • @aliciahardin8754
    @aliciahardin8754 Год назад

    I'm cackling! 😂 Tell your damn bf to warn you next time before he shoots 🔫 💀

  • @ltsGracie
    @ltsGracie 5 месяцев назад

    To be honest, thank you for posting this video because when you got to the wash your eye part I washed my eyes because I got washing hand soap in my eye. Thank you

  • @eclypsaqueen7013
    @eclypsaqueen7013 3 года назад +14

    Lolol this is almost exactly what our science teacher told us about the eye rinse station
    “it looks like it hurts, but trust me it’ll hurt less than that perfume you got in your eye”
    that’s usually what she got kids coming in for lolol

  • @jkeller4173
    @jkeller4173 3 года назад +11

    Once where I was young we where shooting fireworks on New Years and I had trouble doing mine and after it shot some sparks got in my eye..I’m fine now but it was pretty scary

  • @mazeage4149
    @mazeage4149 2 года назад

    When I was a teenager I was working at McDonald's and oil ended up jumping and jumping into my eye. The relief after getting my eye washed out was crazy

  • @goheezy4933
    @goheezy4933 2 года назад

    He so calm with what he say lol I love it

  • @dogdog7883
    @dogdog7883 3 года назад +17

    Nobody is going to talk about how painful/uncomfortable that sounds 😬

    • @spookywitch0x0
      @spookywitch0x0 2 года назад

      And scarry.... 🤯 I have anxiety just from imagining it all..

  • @atlas4220
    @atlas4220 3 года назад +16

    One time a few years ago, i was trying to glue my fence back together, for some reason 👁👄👁, and i got superglue in my eye... Yea that hurt.. Don’t do that please- 😀👍

    • @IDKZZ1
      @IDKZZ1 3 года назад

      Oh my gosh did it dry? How did you get it out?

    • @atlas4220
      @atlas4220 3 года назад

      @@IDKZZ1 It dried. But I used a lot of eye drops and it eventually came out after a few hours 🥲 I never went to the ER 😢

    • @MsBluebot
      @MsBluebot 3 года назад

      Dang I would have flipped the crap out probably

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 2 года назад

    In the lab we have an eyewash station incase blood or another specimen splashes into your eye. It’s basically a forked pipe that shoots water into your eyes over a basin to catch the water. If you get a specimen in your eye you have to sit over it for 15 minutes.

  • @AlanTClark
    @AlanTClark 2 года назад

    The absolute worst eye pain I have ever had was when my 5 year old son and I we're playing, and he scratched me with his fingernail right across my eye, and I guess he scratched the cornia of my eye. Every 3 seconds a pulse of agony went thru my eye, then at the E.R the doctor put some sort of solution in my eye, and INSTANT RELIEF!!

  • @bribear3557
    @bribear3557 3 года назад +3

    i teared up when he said, "just hold on, it gets better" 🤧

  • @aidenayala2223
    @aidenayala2223 3 года назад +8

    I’m amazed at the fact this man LITERALLY made a cyclops emoji

  • @belindaj4732
    @belindaj4732 Год назад

    Haha love this dude haha. Would not have expected to hear this from him. Asians normally don’t swear. I love it lol 😂

  • @SparkySam
    @SparkySam Год назад

    Literally the contact lenses things you were talking about is exactly how I described what I got at the ER to people

  • @uninteresteddinosaur6061
    @uninteresteddinosaur6061 3 года назад +7

    I remember like 4 years ago I was at a store and got red pepper juice in my eyes and holy crap, that shit hurt like hell! But all I did was rub it, eventually leaving it alone, and then to be told I should have been listening to my mom. There’s nothing wrong with my eye but now I’m lowkey scared to even look at pepper. 🌶 🧍‍♀️

  • @avaann279
    @avaann279 2 года назад +26

    Ahh never gets old
    “Tips from the ER”

  • @Lol-gz9mk
    @Lol-gz9mk 2 года назад

    The cyclops thing killed me😂

  • @user-ed6sm4tu4y
    @user-ed6sm4tu4y 9 месяцев назад

    I remember this one time I was in a mental hospital because of some depression issues (mind you I was the youngest out of everyone there.) And basically a whole yelling spree happened, causing half of the teens there to have a mental breakdown because of the screaming, (including me) so after the incident, they came around which small cloths, barely more than an inch and dapped it with peppermint sent. Welp, if you can’t already guess where this was going, the majority of the teens got the peppermint scent in their eyes and ran around the the floor trying to get it out. Thank, god there were way to many eye-washing stations in the building. Makes me wonder how often that happened-

  • @taylorsanders57
    @taylorsanders57 3 года назад +10

    Super random but one of my symptoms of PMS is that my eyelashes fall out. This doesn't leave my eye bald though. it's basically the new lashes have come in and replaced the old lashes.....just all at once so a bunch of my eyelashes fall out at one time; mostly into my eye. I literally am a master at removing any and all foreign objects from my eyeball, even if it's on the pupil. I can do it without even looking into a mirror sometimes. I can also prevent this process (only a little bit) by gently pulling on my lashes when I'm PMSing so that they dislodge on my fingers and not in my eyeball. But this is not a sure fire technique.
    People get weirded out when I do this in front of them hahaha I've looked it up but I've never seen anything that says this is a normal PMS symptom. It doesn't worry me so I just go on about my day if it ever happens.

    • @soumaya4960
      @soumaya4960 2 года назад

      That's interesting! 😄

    • @HeyYall85
      @HeyYall85 2 года назад

      You are not alone, I feel your pain.

  • @rainezx6161
    @rainezx6161 3 года назад +4

    Why does he give off claptrap vibes from the Borderlands series???😂😂

    • @Lyss198
      @Lyss198 3 года назад

      You aren't wrong though, he really does 😂

    • @tootieisgod6015
      @tootieisgod6015 3 года назад

      Lol he does

    • @Mistress1337
      @Mistress1337 3 года назад

      If he starts calling us meat bags, I’ll die. Lol

    • @tootieisgod6015
      @tootieisgod6015 3 года назад

      @@Mistress1337 so will I lol

  • @Meandmyrat23
    @Meandmyrat23 2 года назад

    I love these videos so much because I am wanting to be a doctor when I can get the application

  • @christinemichellle
    @christinemichellle 2 года назад +1

    Yeah my sister had to get this in her eye one Halloween… she used contacts she got from wish(yeah I tried to tell her not to put those anywhere near her eyes but she decided she knew better) AND she got glitter stuck on the contacts before she put them on her eyeball! She kept that shit in for hours! The glitter was cutting up her eyes and the dye from the contacts was slowly melting off of the contacts into her eyes.
    It wasn’t until the next morning when she couldn’t open her eyes even tho she’s been having pain all night.
    They put of these lenses in both eyes for hours and she still had a huge chance of losing one or both of her eyes for days after she got out of the hospital.
    Don’t ever use cheap contact, definitely do not get them from wish.

  • @kaylasbored8133
    @kaylasbored8133 3 года назад +14

    I made the mistake of rubbing metal into my eye once and ended up being strapped to a chair with clamps to keep my eyes open as they scraped the metal out. It wasn't very fun and I had to wear an eyepatch for a week😂

  • @felicity6687
    @felicity6687 3 года назад +12

    I was once messing with the fragrance pouch thingy from a car air freshener cuz it was squishy and felt cool and i was trying to ignore the fact that my parents were currently screaming at eachother. Well as one does, it fucking exploded and went directly into my eyeball and i started screaming bloody murder 👁👄👁

  • @mannymorales3851
    @mannymorales3851 2 года назад

    He's so enthusiastic when It comes to cutting someone or talking about a hospital

  • @thefuckingboogeyman
    @thefuckingboogeyman Год назад

    This man is funny and describes everyone’s pain relatably