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for the sake of my sanity, i choose to believe that this is a work of fiction
Check out StevieO's comment. My condolences 😢
@@solitaire10 please, save your condolences for the workers who actually had to deal with it. hope they had good therapists
"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream... that's how I get by"
(Jack... I mean CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow)
It's actually real...
Unfortunately he confirmed it is not. Goodbye sanity.
@Steveioe: Yes these are real stories from real healthcare workers who come to my comedy shows 😂
Steven this is the best one yet 😂😂😂😂😂
No way😂😂😂
Didn't see that c*umming❤
Say what again?!?!?!
I've never been so embarrassed for people I've never met
What, from the bottom of my heart, the entire fuck...
That was pretty much my thought when I first heard of orgasmic births and orgasmic breast feeding.
@@MSinistrari TF??!!??
@@MargaretGeorgemgse Some women apparently orgasm while breast feeding, and some insist having an orgasm while in labor apparently makes it easier. Reading those was my sign to stop reading pregnancy forums while pregnant.
@MSinistrari Orgasmic breastfeeding? Geezus help me. Where do people cone up with this shisa? I wouldn't want anything to do with that, and to be honest it seems a little pedophile-ish to me 😬
@@chastityporter6729 FR,is borderline weird
This went from questionable psychology to suspected history of childhood sexual trauma.
Doubtful. Some people are just impulsive.
@@ferretyluvUhh being impulsive doesn’t mean you engage in sexual acts with your daughter though🤢
@pisces2569 No. These weirdos are too stupid for that. If that was the case, the person responsible, or even just someone else in the family with knowledge of it, wouldn't be stupid enough to have anything to do with it out in public. Sounds to me like the mom and daughter are from a clan of backwoods hillbillies who are just oblivious to how the whole situation looks.
@@ferretyluvDoing seccsual things to your own daughter is not "impulsive." It's incest
@poppingsugar Yes, I get what you're saying now. That does make sense. I didn't understand exactly what your point of view was at first.
I went in thinking that somehow someone got “organic” and “orgasmic” mixed up
You are NOT the only one. I think about 99% of us who watched this have been traumatised by that exact same misunderstanding.
Same
You're definitely not online there. Just proves that more of us than not couldn't have conceived of it being anything else.
I'm afraid I knew where this was going. There's a lot of smut on the internet regarding exactly this kind of twisted shit, and so much worse. And I have unfortunately been morbidly curious too often in my life. Thankfully, the plus side is being able to spot way more red flags than the average untainted human soul could ever imagine. I am often the first line of defense in my social circles when someone is trying to figure out someone else's weird behavior.
Orgasmic births actually exist and do have a lot of benefits
If that really happened, then the nurse made the right call in requesting all three professionals - including the social worker - to keep an eye on the family.
I'm a social worker. I hope no one ever calls me for a situation like this.
@@aprilunger7319that call right there would make me quit my job. This is a whole new level of bat sh!ttery
@aprilunger7319 What would you even do in that situation?
@marichu899 Quit my job and run away? Lol. Their choices creep everyone out but they didn't do anything illegal. They're adults. I'd offer counseling services to the nurse and the husband. Lol
@aprilunger7319 wouldn't that be under incestuous conduct though? The mom literally helped her daughter orgasm which is just gross to begin with
"Mommy knows best"
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Or if you wanna keep it fancy - "I beg your finest pardon??"
But yeah, 'what the actual fuck' works best in this situation!
Just you wait till you find out that’s actually the name of a corn company with a mom daughter fetish
I want to throw up.😂 but this guy is hilarious
On the one hand, people can say crazy stuff after adrenaline. Mid-2000s and I said we learned "If it moves, shoot it" yesterday with a belt around my forehead Rambo-style because I helped pick a up a piano that had just fallen and smashed a girl's hand the class before.
On the other hand, keeping an eye on them isn't inadvisable either.
@@JessInTheCityyNONE of this situation calls for fancy lmao
I guess my family isn't that fucked up in retrospect.
Yep, everyone who has been thinking their family isn't that great is now reevaluating their idea of what, exactly, constitutes a fucked up family. Mine just jumped up into the "really normal and pretty damned good" level.
Praying for that kid once they ask “What was it like the day of my birth?”
Comment wins 😂
Ah the internet stories making our family's feel a little more normal and alot less fucked up
Wow, that's exactly what I was thinking.
I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today
I can smell the “That’s enough internet for today” comments coming
Ironically this is the first video I watched today lol
Yup
Ok… that’s enough internet for today. Cause what the actual fuck did I just watch I wasn’t expecting this at all.
That’s enough internet for today
Yeah I'm done 🤮
HER MOM DID WHAT.
Idk I'm confused can someone explain plss
I know i was like OHH My Good Shit is Happening!hahahahah i nearly choked from laughter!
@@Mirela-IoanaMatei I'm confused still
@@Gaminggenesis293 She "helped" her daughter pleasure herself..?
@@Gaminggenesis293 Masturbation by clitoris
“Therapy recommended for husband” YOU DONT SAY 😂😂😂
Might wanna recommend a divorce lawyer too lol
And therapy for the nurses 😅 a
For husband? How about for the wife, too?!
Also, a map…
She's the one who wanted an "orgasmic birth"@@Luthi3n3
i just said "what" so many times macklemore asked me if i wanted to go thrift shopping
I just said what so many times Samuel L Jackson just shot me
I love this comment 😭😂
underrated as hell
@@nobodyanon ”😡 They speak English in ‘What’??” 😂
Best comment
“Mommy knows best” IS CRAZY😂😂
Why do I suddenly have a certain song from Tangled stuck in my head... Mooooooother knows best!
Parental rights are bullshit. Communities and cultures have rights to their children, but individual parents? Fuck that.
@@brandibastian4193according to the lyrics, "it's a scary world out there" but somehow I don't think poor Rapunzel fully appreciated just how scary. ? ?
@@tanyaglover4129 the kingdom of Corona wasn't scary our world is 😩
@@brandibastian4193 OMG absofuckinglutely true!
The call of desperation to Labor anf Delivery "WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE PICK UPPPP?!?!" 🤣🤣
Man, I'd be getting on the PA system calling for Labor and Delivery to answer the goddamn phone!
This went from a funny “people being dumb” story to “how to delete my memories” really quickly…
my headphones turned off right after "patient's husband then commented" so the whole room got to listen to a very loud "how quickly the climax occured".
❤ha ha ha😂
I'm so sorry ! I had an embarrassing experience with Google assistant. The voice got activated out of nowhere to explain the definition of "Porn". I was in an important meeting and everyone heard.
The room went silent until somebody asked whose phone is it ?
Me : 😶
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is I only use wired earbuds. Thankfully my phone is set up to auto mute when they are ripped out 😬
@@delph.e8580 omg that's... 😭😭😭
“YOU BARELY KNEW BEFORE AND THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU!”
that is craaaaaaazy
I'm at work right now, I gotta share this with everyone... We're nurses.
I'm home on my couch and I need to share this with those around me. They're cats. One already ran away with my abrupt "NOOOOOO!!!" that already escaped way too loudly. LoL
How did they react?
Lol hehe 😅
So my phone is now within a salt circle, on fire, & riddled with bullets.
You owe me a new phone, Steve.
Least insane House M.D. episode:
🤨
And here I was thinking they were using the wrong word. 😂
That makes two of us😂I was thinking maybe they meant an "organic" birth as in they were refusing pain meds thinking they could manage pain with essential oils or some stupid thing like that. was not expecting them to actually mean it, and the mom...💀
@@sara-sy3fc I was also thinking organic. 😂
That makes four now that thought the same thing 😂
Five of us who thought the same thing.
Six of us!
My mother and I were super close for my whole life until she passed away the end of last year. I was 40 when she passed, and we were best friends and all I can say is no. No. No! NO!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! No.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
@@quiet_shy thank you so much. You don't hear people say that much anymore. It means a lot. 🥲
Sorry for your loss.
I’m so sorry for your loss (and that you had to watch such an insane RUclips video!)
You know what? My family ain't so bad.
Therapy needed for that poor nurse too.
"Mommy knows best" that's fucking wild 😭😭
@jdevine789 It’s effin gross in that context 🤢
I'm so glad to see how the nurse submitted the report and that there would be at least some kind of investigation of the family. 😳 Also that therapy was recommended for the husband.
The only possible report would be APS if the patient is above the age of 18. However, I am not sure what APS would do about it (to be honest). I used to work for APS.
@@kaleimaile What does APS mean? Adult Protection Services?
@@nataliesue2485 , yes, Adult Protective Services.
Yes. @@nataliesue2485
@@nataliesue2485*Protective
I just googled this because I couldn’t believe some weirdo believes this. All I can say is…the only thing my partner will be doing is holding me up or letting me crush his hand in sympathy. No one is doing that to me in the delivery room let alone the waiting room!
Orgasmic birth is a real thing. It requires a more private setting obviously. Sometimes it just happens on its own (bodies respond to birth with orgasm). Not for everyone, also obviously.
what?!? that's a legit real thing? i really thought this one was fiction.
Idk if I'm really surprised or traumatized.
Why do I feel like I'm the only one who just accepted the video as it is
Orgasm is pretty common during birth anyway, and orgasm is a very effective form of pain relief and helps relax various muscles. You don't have to do anything like that obviously, but the idea isn't actually that crazy.
@@samkadel8185This is not common at all. Stop spreading weird lies. It’s estimated to occur in 0.3% of vaginal births.
Imagine that kid asking to know about they day they were born.
Or worse, the grandma just telling the story proudly.
This brings "traumatic birth" to a whole new level
I literally gagged when you said "mommy knows best".
Oh yeah, Rapunzel after dark 😂
Same. Extreme no.
This was honestly funny, ofc tho WHY WOULD ANYONE INSIST ON AN ORGASMIC BIRTH WHEN YOU'RE IN FRONT OF OTHER HUMANS
It’s a new age thing that got started about 20 years ago. Basically, there was a documentary about natural birth and some women in it claimed they’d had one while delivering. Cue the rest of the hippies lining up to do the same, thus taking childbirth to a weird place
It was funny until the mom stepped in 💀💀💀
Which present day birth does not happen in front of other humans though? It was always going to be in front of other humans. The husband is really thinking about that part only now???
@@Dan1ell a normal birth isn't the same as an orgasmic birth
@@pemex23 also true
The fact that her mom did that is MEGA gross. That’s your framing daughter for heaven’s sake! I bet you that poor husband gets dragged around
Well, yeah, the context isn’t hot but otherwise Oh hell yeah lezzy sweet home Alabama!
@Mortablunt You, my good man, terrify me.
@@lavender9844 Terrify isn't the word I would've used. 🤢 I don't think Mortablunt has the slightest clue that thousands, if not millions of people just watched him humiliate himself like that. I mean, the comment is 5 whole hours old and STILL HERE. It's like Mortablunt doesn't even realise how embarrassed he should be right now. Also, don't use the phrase "good man" on him, he might believe you actually meant it literally. No, seriously, some people actually are that stupid. I mean, he left the comment up. Pretty sure he's gotta be one of them.
@@Mortabluntthat’s super messed up to even joke about
...Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm Coming home to you🎼
@@Mortablunt
I fully understand why he just loses it at the end, i would too. Mom knows best, like no just don't.
“Mommy knows best”
I beg your finest pardon?
My favourite comment. Am going to have to borrow that one. 😂
Man, the weirdest thing I did in labor was see a stack of cups in the bathroom, in the room the put me in to watch my labor progress. I had peed in a cup every appt up until that point and I was worried it was going to be my last chance to pee, so I peed in a cup and put the lid on and set it in the specimen cupboard.
I figured they'd eventually ask me to pee in a cup and be upset if I didn't collect it so I thought I was being proactive.
Well I finished my business, came out and sat on the bed to get my gown on. I started having contractions really fast at that point so my husband called the nurse and I started going into active labor pretty shortly after. They wheeled me to the birthing room and I never did mention my urine, sitting without a label in their cabinet.
Lab rat (my job title is phlebotomist, but I handle a lot of urine too) here. That unlabeled sample probably gave someone a minor panic attack until they re-checked all their accessions and made sure nothing was missing...
Why take the effort to put it in the cabinet though 😂
I felt like I was watching this against my own will
3:41 THE MOTHER??? HELLO??
I have so many questions as to how and why a woman thinks having a climax while giving birth is a good idea and also how she managed to convince her mother about it, or, more concerningly, if it was her mother who convinced her.
I think it is in some rare cases possible and it has happened but it isn't because you're having sex while giving birth it's just something that can happen in some cases from the stimulation- probably in the case of people who are very relaxed and it's going well
None of that is based off of any concept of safety, reality or being healthy.
@@mery5989I’ve delivered 4 babies vaginally and there’s nothing…..orgasmic about it! 🤮🤮🤮🤮
People love to have a reason to feel in control when they have no control. Hence the myriad of home/natural remedies that are always being touted online
@@sulusu4812 actually it is a thing but it doesn't happen by be stimulated by self or another. It's a rare but possible event because the body and brain are quirky things.
The lady giving birth was deeply misinformed, uneducated and on the sick side. Her mother too. Only the father/husband was thinking straight. I always had deep sympathy for emergency room staff. 🥰🥰🥰 God bless them! What doesn't happen? lol!
I hope you're only referring to them being misinformed about how this happens, because don't doubt that it can.
@@coffeezombie6813it happens in 0.3% of births. Let’s not act like this is in the realm of possibility for most people.
I actually know someone who had an orgasm during labor. She said the baby's head put pressure on her G-spot and boom, that was that, but it was apparently VERY different from a sexual experience. Supposedly it's not that uncommon. I, ah, wasn't aware that people did this ON PURPOSE though...
An australian midwife did this but she got herself off
I had one as my daughter was being born. I didn't know this could happen and it was terrible! I felt like a pervert and I had a little trouble bonding the first few days. I found out later that it was a thing that happens sometimes and I wasn't a predator weirdo
Rich was like, "MuFKR it's a good thing we're already in a hospital!!!" at the end 😂
That's right about where the Ultra Instinct theme would fit perfectly.
I need to bleach my eyes AND my ears! WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK DID I JUST WATCH!?
“Mommy knows best!” Is wild!😭🤦🏻♀️🤣
No mom in their right mind should ever do that!🤦🏻♀️😭
Well to play devil's advocate, if they genuinely thought it was medically necessary I think a lot would.
"Austin help! Austin! Austin help!"
And Austin is like, "Nope! I'm staying out of this one." 😂
Well... At least the baby had a safe delivery?
@@celestewoodworth5627 , being caught up in an act of incest without consent is not “safe”.
It’s only “safe” because the baby won’t remember it.
Nahhh dude@@atlander4204
I discussed an orgasmic labor with my husband because we were planning on laboring at home for as long as possible but the doctors decided a c-section at 37 weeks was safer so it wasn't necessary. I can see how that might be something to have a "to try" option because it intensifies contractions naturally but only at home where those activities are appropriate and for the love of all that's holy, not including either of your parents. Jeez 👀, the hell is wrong with people???
Thank you for sharing the SANE version of what that process was SUPPOSED to be. I knew part of this myself, but I think countless others have so many horrified questions and I hope more of them see this. lol
On a stupid funny note, I gave you your 69th upvote. lmao
@@Jerepasaurus 🤣🤣🤣
I thought the title was about mother mean a organic birth like no epidural ect. I was horrifically wrong
That makes two of us, this was... unexpected, to say the least
I thought maybe it was misspelled or something... or maybe English was not the mother's first language, you know maybe a translation error. I didn't know that I was about to be traumatized😳
I'm not sure you didn't mean horrifyingly. Probably both, now that I think about it.
Hope you all have been good! I've added Palm Springs, Fresno, San Luis Obispo & Santa Rosa CALIFORNIA to the comedy tour this year. See you all soon MuFKR!
We need you to come to Minnesota!
Well is this really true that orgasm can help with birth ( just curious as a med student who hasn't studied gynecology yet)
I missed ya when you came to Tulsa but I had to work hopefully next time cause I really wanted to go
@@amnasyed1173 , speaking as someone who’s given birth twice, it sounds like a bunch of BS, to put it politely. I’m willing to bet this theory was concocted by someone who’s never given birth and can’t because they have a penis.
MY GUY PLS ADD SALT LAKE CITY UTAH PLS
I lost it when he started screaming into the phone. 💀
Sorry, the title???
Edit: “Mommy knows best” IS CRAZY OH MY GOD
*Turns of computer*......I'm done.
“why didn’t you call labor and delivery?”
“why don’t you call n make an appt for yourself in trauma……. You’re gonna need it when I’m done with you”
If I was that nurse no amount of therapy would be enough.
Okay yeah... This is .. I mean...
I hope the baby is okay growing up in that family
Fr fr
Probably not, all things considered.
I STG, if the dad doesn't immediately file for emergency full custody along with divorce then he has no business being a parent either.
“Social worker consult requested”😂
Is this real? This is a new level of insane people.
It's real, it's just normally something that happens spontaneously. I'm pretty sure trying to make it happen is at least informally crazy, but anyone who's had endometriosis can probably understand the idea behind it. When periods hurt that bad, you'll literally do anything to make it better.
What happened I did get what was happening?
@@Erastoneus45 Mom, uh, made the orgasmic birth happen for her daughter.
Check Steveioe's comment. It's real.
I feel violated.
At first i was like "good for the mom for helping" then when she said "mommy's knows best" i was like ain't no way im getting my mom to help me like that 🙂🙂
🤣Dude, I can only imagine the snickers and comments from the other patients in the emergency room😂
Snickering? I'd be frozen in shock 😭😭
😂😂
I would be watching on in horror
God forbid there's a child there
@@noradanielle971 There is always a kid that fell off his bicycle and his arm didn't look quite right afterwards. There is always a little boy with abuelita and they are there because the sister has a high temperature. My point is there is always a kid there. And rest assured....they saw everything and they are going to be telling their friends and family about it when they get home.
Oh wait telling people about it when you get home was when I was a kid. Today it shows up online because everyone has a camera on them.
"mommy knows best" what 😨
Okay that emoji is an exaggeration
@@duovigintillongaming3779 not really. It's about the right amount of shock
I almost choked on a piece of cabbage watching this, lmao.
2:49 😂😂😂😂😂 “Hey guys hope I didn’t miss anything.” Nope. You just witnessed everything 😂
Sir, I am VERY hopeful that this never happened and is ONLY a skit. And if not don’t tell me 😭
Alright, I won't tell you.
The sickeningly sad part is if you're old enough to know Jerry Springer and Maury, then you know crap like this is likely based on true events.
The first time i really felt my age was when a coworker didn't know who jerry Springer or Maury was. I died a little inside
That one co-worker that always asks why you didn't do the obvious thing 1st. 🤬
The mother stepping in was weird af but the comment gave me “that woman’s a pedo” vibes
OMG, the second hand embarrasement
The second hand. Did anyone else catch the double entondre? Unfortunate choice of words. 😳
@@MicheleLein*entendre. Also yes it's quite witty
@@MicheleLein not unfortunate 🤣, planned
I BEG YOUR ABSOLUTELY MOST FINEST WELL BEING PARDON?! HOW TF WAS SHE COMFORTABLE WITH HER OWN MOM DOING THAT😭
Probably sheer desperation for some form of relief😅.
Seems like my family is not even dysfunctional anymore. 😭
Orgasmic birth?! Who is thinking about that when there is so much pressure and it almost feels like a life and death situation?!
It doesn't feel like a life and death situation to everyone. If I'd had different people in my life for my last birth (like, a partner, for example), I could have tried for an orgasmic birth with that one. That birth felt very calm and was really just wonderful. But as it was, I had my parents, sister, my other 3 kids, my friend, my neighbor, and her 2 kids all in my living room with me. So, not the time for it. *laugh*
@@Angi_MathochistWhy did you invite so many people? Or did it just happen during a family celebration?
@@Angi_Mathochist🤢🤢🤢🤢 tmiiiii 🤮
@@Angi_Mathochistjust nasty
@@Bunny11344
Oh do grow up 😂
It’s actually recommended that you bring like a toy to help with labor so you can do it in private. It helps with the pain.
Yup, I can't unsee or unhear any of that.
Is it bad my brain went the whole time to the husband "just use your goddamn finger." I bet the mother was thinking the same.
This is like those 4chan stories you really wish they were fake
ahhhhh that's enough internet for today, I'm gonna go watch South Park to cleanse the palate. Have my like.
I never knew this was a thing... I...I don't know words anymore.
The only words I'd need to know are "the court finds for the father in the matter of full custody.".
It just went from gross to traumatizing. "Mommy knows best"? Gag.
I thought it was supposed to be "organic" birth
I'd like to go back to being that person
As someone who has had a baby. The idea that one could even FEEL ANY PART OF THEIR VULVA that wasn’t just the stretching and tearing of a fucking baby coming out of you is…
Well. I’m gonna be real. I just don’t believe it. That’s not a thing. That’s not two feelings that can both exist at the same time.
Women can orgasm while giving birth, it happens, but it usually doesn't occur manually.
apparently it can help w contractions ect but its still weird, esp anywhere NEAR a relative
I've heard of sex to induce labor but never during the birthing process that's crazy
It's very rare and not generally achieved like that even by your partner afaik. It requires being extremely relaxed(as much as birth allows), and to be frank, specific stimulation of your INSIDES as the baby moves down. This is my understanding and also why it's so rare as very few people are able to orgasm from purely internal stimulation.
Orgasm during birth is not common, but has been reliably documented.
See:
"Spiritual Midwifery" by
Ina May Gaskin
Multiple people are screaming, someones being born, somebody is going to throw up. It's absolute chaos as always when in the ER.
Pretty sure this time it's us (the audience) about to throw up. lol
"Therapy recommended for husband" 😂 they could all use therapy, jesus christ
I'll never be able to listen to the song 'Mother knows best' the same way ever again.
welp. now i cant watch tangled ever again.
On second thought, I think my family is quite normal after all.
Okay that’s enough internet for the day. I wish I could purge that from my brain
"GARY THEY CAN'T!" Had me dying. Then, "Hey, what did I miss?" was literally me whenever anything happens though. 😂
I needed to laugh today. This was too much.
the way i SCREAMED with the line “Mommy knows best”😭😭😭😭😭
You know i knew from the title that i would probably regret watching this but given your videos are so funny i couldn’t resist
Everyone in the room : Looking at the birth
Doctor : Someone pick up the f*cking phone
Ben really had that coming to him. Rich held back.
AUSTIN! DO NOT HELP!
I shout while watching the beat down and eating popcorn.
I thought was completely desensitized to the internet by now, please be fake. Please dear god be fake. What in the sweet home Alabama was that!?!?
The whooping than man received for asking “why didn’t you call labor and delivery”
I think I’ve had enough RUclips for a week
Therapy recommended to nurse
Am i the only one thay thought this all took place in the waiting room?
It did.. he specifically said it at the end when he's writing the report, it happened during triage in the ER waiting room, they also said it at the beginning of the video
Wait it didn’t?
3:50 Ben shore had to "pop" the question he had it out for him😂😂
Welp, for once I’m glad Law Enforcement is keeping an eye on things.. 👀
Glad the hospital called the cops
On God I'm shook😂😂😂
“WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE PICK UP” killed me