You Are NOT The Father! Compilation | PART 4 | Best of Maury

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @whimsybomb7929
    @whimsybomb7929 Год назад +871

    Well of course Sholonda lost 150 pounds, 17 men worth of running backstage.

  • @jennifergraham5801
    @jennifergraham5801 Год назад +1403

    Thank God Pete's dad was there to support and show him the truth.

    • @kennethmorris7878
      @kennethmorris7878 Год назад +72

      😂shalonda passing out monkey like a government program.

    • @CruceEntertainment
      @CruceEntertainment Год назад +48

      His story was tragic.

    • @thesniperviper3146
      @thesniperviper3146 Год назад +108

      I hope Pete ran like a lion set free. That tramp was a filthy liar.

    • @Southeast_Asian_Devil
      @Southeast_Asian_Devil Год назад +47

      He'd better not take care of Teresa as he has zero right over her

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops Год назад +14

      Thank Pete's dad, not a god!

  • @thelimey351
    @thelimey351 8 месяцев назад +413

    Maury : _"We'll help you find the father...which football team do we need to test?"_ 👀

  • @ChitChatPattyCake
    @ChitChatPattyCake Год назад +743

    I’m convinced that Maury feeds on the drama. That’s why he looks so good in his 80s.

    • @TheInterestedObserver
      @TheInterestedObserver 8 месяцев назад +49

      watch how quickly he deteriorates not working. It ALWAYS happens, your body with keep up a level of regeneration if you are active

    • @Probablydeservesit
      @Probablydeservesit 8 месяцев назад +11

      Yes this is true 😂

    • @MrTunaChaser
      @MrTunaChaser 8 месяцев назад +19

      Not having a full make-up crew, hair stylist and so on makes a big difference too. He’s probably getting more and better exercise (golf regularly) than when he was working 12 hour days.

    • @naptownt7197
      @naptownt7197 7 месяцев назад +17

      Money makes everyone look young 😊

    • @johnsheaman8057
      @johnsheaman8057 7 месяцев назад +16

      Emotional vampire....?

  • @stevielagan1948
    @stevielagan1948 Год назад +2140

    Sholonda : "I raised you better than that!!!"
    Also Sholonda :

    • @sd_justice_duty9564
      @sd_justice_duty9564 Год назад +130

      Double standards and Hypocrisies are always wrong.
      On the bright side, Sholanda’s grandson is not her husband’s child.

    • @jamesdick2580
      @jamesdick2580 Год назад +68

      with Sholonda, everything is accurate except for the self-awareness. is more like....self-awareness level: -10,000

    • @sd_justice_duty9564
      @sd_justice_duty9564 Год назад +19

      Self-awareness is always important.

    • @vessaagosanchez9158
      @vessaagosanchez9158 Год назад

      Plus why is she strutting like she a Fuckin rooster at the end?!?! Like she got anything to look down on!!! Some Fuckin people!!!

    • @Sassy_Princess
      @Sassy_Princess Год назад +61

      Sholonda "sleeps with daughter's boyfriend"

  • @amead6256
    @amead6256 7 месяцев назад +102

    I haven’t watched Maury fully since staying home sick from school. Is anyone ever the father lol. I forget.

    • @OnBakePlatinum
      @OnBakePlatinum 5 месяцев назад +8

      Quite a bit. Sometimes it's long lost relatives. Sometimes it's even maternity

    • @joanna.222ang
      @joanna.222ang 2 месяца назад +1

      SHOLONDA’s life is a messed .. She reaps what She sowed 😅😅😅

  • @rilleygriffin
    @rilleygriffin Год назад +685

    the little track backstage the women run every time they hear “not the father” kills me lol maury should set it up like a maze with dead ends and trap doors

    • @NellyGandhella
      @NellyGandhella 8 месяцев назад +54

      MF said trap doors 😄 🤣 he should set it up like Scooby Doo where they are all running in and out of doors hahahahah

    • @TAc3Y
      @TAc3Y 8 месяцев назад +19

      Remember the old game mousehunt ... The run and scream and the fat lady's rolling makes me shit myself laughing

    • @billdavis6900
      @billdavis6900 8 месяцев назад +15

      @rilleygriffin - That’s a great idea. They should make it like a game show.

    • @Probablydeservesit
      @Probablydeservesit 8 месяцев назад +20

      A Mario kart track

    • @manofthewest67
      @manofthewest67 8 месяцев назад

      I call it the 'Hoe run'.

  • @Heller103085
    @Heller103085 Год назад +546

    I love the dad/ baby comparisons “they got the same finger nails, they got the same belly button”

    • @jamessmith4455
      @jamessmith4455 Год назад +41

      He has his eyelashes!

    • @spartanspyke
      @spartanspyke Год назад +55

      They breathe air!! They have shadows!!! It's always the most idiotic stuff and almost always wrong.

    • @capitancuba8962
      @capitancuba8962 11 месяцев назад +14

      Meanwhiel they have completely different eyes lol

    • @FlyRich72
      @FlyRich72 11 месяцев назад +17

      He got the bent pinky toe. LOL

    • @eereree
      @eereree 10 месяцев назад +6

      He got the crooked eye, he got the big lips!

  • @helgajoubert1003
    @helgajoubert1003 8 месяцев назад +56

    I love how confident they were😂😂😂

  • @owenrichards1418
    @owenrichards1418 Год назад +773

    "Condoms don't matter" This is why you should pay attention in biology kids. Alexis is the Usain Bolt of mental gymnastics.

    • @MCFCFan1998
      @MCFCFan1998 Год назад +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DangerDuckAvengerDaffy
      @DangerDuckAvengerDaffy Год назад +15

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ChadrickKinman327
      @ChadrickKinman327 Год назад

      💯💯 *BLACKENOMICS* 💯💯 *24/7 • 365 ...The legs are open from the ILLUSTRIOUS VAGINUS AFRICANUS !!* 🎵 "Dat *NOT* ma' baby-daddy" 🎶

    • @Mlotshaw1
      @Mlotshaw1 Год назад

      And yet these moronic seals are still clapping for even though what she's saying is utterly ridiculous

    • @d.sundead9104
      @d.sundead9104 Год назад +28

      They do not always work though, my parents know so many people who have condom babies and even my dad before he even met my mom had a pregnancy scare with a girl eventually leading to a abortion when he was wearing a condom

  • @jobidrumkenobi
    @jobidrumkenobi 11 месяцев назад +491

    Out of the billions of people in the world…. I’m so glad none of these people ended up being my parents.

    • @logan5326
      @logan5326 6 месяцев назад +6

      🤣😂😭

    • @devilsrejects26
      @devilsrejects26 5 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amandayoung725
      @amandayoung725 5 месяцев назад +3

      Thank you for this logic

    • @David-nx2vm
      @David-nx2vm 5 месяцев назад +1

      Or my

    • @bellablaque5035
      @bellablaque5035 4 месяца назад +3

      She is a complete "C.U NEXT TUESDAY yet she's upset that her daughter has a broken moral compass the daughter has HER for a mother and this wasn't even her last trip to the Maury show she actually comes back with a new husband and another paternity test and of course Maury said" YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!! 😂😂

  • @Dani-gm4ui
    @Dani-gm4ui 5 месяцев назад +228

    Maury: look how cute this baby is!
    Baby: 👹

  • @ericvizsla
    @ericvizsla 11 месяцев назад +391

    It amazes me when the mother says “He’s Nothing! He’s a Bum! Ain’t got no money!”
    BUT YOU SLEPT WITH HIM THO!

    • @ronrich3k546
      @ronrich3k546 7 месяцев назад +27

      And decided to keep the baby because of their fake morals

    • @arielallerhand3389
      @arielallerhand3389 6 месяцев назад +19

      He had personality 😂
      Personality goes a long way

    • @nala7658
      @nala7658 5 месяцев назад +7

      And not just him if you’re on this show 😂

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 5 месяцев назад +25

      But you let him hit it raw, now hes nothing special at all, now you a single mom, now you a single mom 🎶

    • @CantHandleThisCanYa
      @CantHandleThisCanYa 4 месяца назад

      BBC makes women do moronic things

  • @ekim4363
    @ekim4363 Год назад +789

    Doesn’t get much better than Maury saying the magic words, you are not the father.

  • @SWFL_Cane
    @SWFL_Cane 9 месяцев назад +88

    Maury is a saint…. Could you imagine sitting there and having to listen to all these ignorant people for years and not ever loose your shit on them?!!!?!

    • @Theinen84
      @Theinen84 4 месяца назад +14

      When it brings you millions and you only have to do it a couple says out of a month? Oh yeah.... I could imagine. Hell, I volunteer to take over for him, now that he's done.

    • @maval4537
      @maval4537 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah, just imagine Bill Burr hosting this show😂!

    • @ifrahabi4834
      @ifrahabi4834 17 дней назад

      True. ❤

  • @garysticks
    @garysticks Год назад +4196

    Maury has taught me one thing. "If her wig is bad,he's not the dad."

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 Год назад +467

    "...I raised you better than that!" - ow yeah... you needed to check 17 guys to find her father 🤣

  • @marylouwillis7941
    @marylouwillis7941 7 месяцев назад +37

    I love the comment that Maury has set more black men free than Abraham Lincoln

  • @jerrell9554
    @jerrell9554 Год назад +463

    She got some damn nerve to have an attitude,, knowing she was sleeping with different men

    • @taylorturnipseed6219
      @taylorturnipseed6219 Год назад +30

      Which one😂😂😂

    • @Draconaa
      @Draconaa Год назад +64

      @@taylorturnipseed6219 ALL of them!

    • @ygpwnxd_xd752
      @ygpwnxd_xd752 Год назад

      jerrell9554 👍👍👍
      She’s pretending to be saint N thinks she’s still a virgin😛
      Her husband forgave her inspite of her sleeping with 18 guys and yet did not find the father. O god such hypocrites who think only she’s allowed to hoe around and make kids, whilst others should not. She looks N sounds like a man, more like a gay. Eeeeks rotten s - - t this husband shld dump her off and move on as his personality is too good N for sure he’ll find another woman, he seems to be polite n gentle unlike that bloody cheap third grade
      s - -t

    • @scottbakanumba1heathen313
      @scottbakanumba1heathen313 Год назад +15

      Sholonda?

    • @Letsdolunch2023
      @Letsdolunch2023 Год назад

      Why do they scream????? Are they unable to just speak normally? Must be that attitude they are born with.

  • @weeniehutjunior
    @weeniehutjunior 11 месяцев назад +347

    19 times on the show, testing 17 men! Imagine having tenure on the Maury show. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jenkinsheinrich9009
      @jenkinsheinrich9009 9 месяцев назад +2

      Hello there Winnie, how are you?

    • @idabneyboy26
      @idabneyboy26 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @nickd2296
      @nickd2296 8 месяцев назад +10

      She was the town bicycle at 500 pounds holy moley.

    • @TheInterestedObserver
      @TheInterestedObserver 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@nickd2296 Big girls get theirs, you best believe that

    • @nickd2296
      @nickd2296 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@TheInterestedObserver You see that just makes me depressed because men who are short, overweight a little bit, or both get no action. Over 1/3 young men have not had sex. I’m autistic so I don’t get action either.

  • @AntPxx
    @AntPxx 5 месяцев назад +15

    Gotta love the running 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨💨 when they find out 😅

  • @keeprisingmb
    @keeprisingmb Год назад +173

    Alexis: "you're an idiot for denying them kids.
    Maury: you are not the father!!
    "Who's the idiot now dummy?" 😄

  • @brandonverdugo5720
    @brandonverdugo5720 Год назад +185

    He better take his daddy out for a beer for saving him from that haha

    • @CocoCece08
      @CocoCece08 7 месяцев назад +27

      I'd buy him a freaking steak dinner. And a case of beer.

  • @dondadaf488
    @dondadaf488 8 месяцев назад +27

    Sholonda was earning that free trip to New York

    • @the_even_toed_ungulate.
      @the_even_toed_ungulate. 6 месяцев назад

      ​@jerryneumann4626we know you are a Nigerian scammer using someone else's picture.

    • @paulsilverstein9168
      @paulsilverstein9168 4 месяца назад

      Free trip? Get her an apartment to make it easier. I REALLY LIKE SHALONDA!

  • @cathyshifley3472
    @cathyshifley3472 Год назад +309

    I feel so sorry for the kids in these stories! Can you imagine what they might have to deal with later on because their mothers got on this show? They make a point of showing these kids, not thinking about the consequences. “My mommy went on Maury & made a jack**s of herself and showed my picture, too! People know me, too!”

    • @Ra55itwife55
      @Ra55itwife55 Год назад +12

      Might not be as bad as you think. Ppl get famous n rich for going viral these days.

    • @redmoneylady2213
      @redmoneylady2213 Год назад +12

      @Cathy Shifley, Shut up! 😂😂😂😂I'm over here hollering and falling off of my bed at your comment. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You stop that! 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @livelarge2452
      @livelarge2452 Год назад +13

      These women don’t care.

    • @noahknight4039
      @noahknight4039 Год назад +11

      I feel sorry for the men, who are victims of paternity fraud and had their time and money wasted on a cheating woman.

    • @funnatopia704
      @funnatopia704 Год назад +7

      1.) they don't reveal the last names
      2.) By the time the kids find out about this show, they'll be completely different from their toddler/infant selves, appearance-wise.

  • @essienunanam5578
    @essienunanam5578 10 месяцев назад +139

    ".....You're not the father"
    My happiest moment.

  • @caseymacmacl7463
    @caseymacmacl7463 7 месяцев назад +64

    9:20 "Little Carter has a hernia, Pete had a hernia." Holy crap! The feral kitten I rescued in the fall ALSO had a hernia! Pete must be that kitten's father!!! No doubt in my mind!!😼🤣🤣🤣

    • @twold4this
      @twold4this 4 месяца назад +3

      Irrefutable logic 😅 top comment

    • @paulsilverstein9168
      @paulsilverstein9168 4 месяца назад +3

      Come on Pete. You both have two arms, both have two legs. You MUST be the father.

  • @bigbird8947
    @bigbird8947 Год назад +141

    There's nothing better than eating breakfast to a Maury compilation. I get way too giddy watching these, even when I know the outcomes. This show just has a way of getting me hyped with all the swearing, immature behavior, and smack talk galore!

  • @Logic_vs_VerbalShite
    @Logic_vs_VerbalShite Год назад +99

    Perfect time for a dad to tell a son "I told you" 😂😮

    • @monthekey7
      @monthekey7 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fr I hate when ppl do that, comfort the kid

  • @flymanhorse
    @flymanhorse 8 месяцев назад +10

    Cudo's to Terrel for stepping up that cannot be easy.

    • @eh-i1841
      @eh-i1841 6 месяцев назад +1

      *kudos

  • @lauragriffin6512
    @lauragriffin6512 Год назад +922

    I've never liked when Maury gives sympathy to the lying, cheating mother. Especially when he says to the guy, "She's hurting right now." F.O. with that. She knew there were other possibilities. These women deserve zero sympathy.

    • @GEMof72
      @GEMof72 Год назад +42

      Agreed

    • @meryltrue8773
      @meryltrue8773 Год назад +32

      Agree

    • @guidichris
      @guidichris Год назад +50

      Well he was just getting repeat bookings.

    • @stevedem76
      @stevedem76 Год назад

      Maury has to fake sympathy, if he wants girls like this to keep coming on his show.

    • @boomstickcritique902
      @boomstickcritique902 Год назад +12

      I try not to judge people because you never know what they go through or have been through to make them who they are. It doesn't justify the wrong they have done but I can understand the host wanting to defuse the situation even if the woman deserves the blame for cheating.

  • @mtnbikr107
    @mtnbikr107 Год назад +278

    Alexis: I have two kids by this man.
    Maury: The DNA test determined, that was a lie.

    • @gracehenderson4339
      @gracehenderson4339 10 месяцев назад

      THESE LYING BS
      THEY HAVE ANY ONE FOR SEX

    • @Probablydeservesit
      @Probablydeservesit 8 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @ahuman8680
      @ahuman8680 7 месяцев назад +2

      don't you mean "The lie detector determined that was a lie"

    • @Probablydeservesit
      @Probablydeservesit 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@ahuman8680 no the DNA test did a lie detector test doesn’t do DNA the dna test said the kid isn’t his

  • @Probablydeservesit
    @Probablydeservesit 8 месяцев назад +14

    She following in her mother’s footsteps 🤣

  • @theunlimited6229
    @theunlimited6229 Год назад +257

    Shame on these mothers who don't know who the fathers are! They are not done, they're going to keep getting pregnant

    • @mmbell
      @mmbell Год назад +18

      I'm for free love and sex positive ,but you're so right.
      Uyou can sleep with whom ever you want but use protection, for your own safety

    • @psychedelic.dreamer
      @psychedelic.dreamer Год назад

      ​@@mmbell I'm for free love as well but there comes a point where you're just a hoe and free for all. Nobody should be having multiple double digits worth of partners, in my opinion. Protection often fails because of how stupid most people are with using it.

    • @livelarge2452
      @livelarge2452 Год назад +10

      @@mmbell show some restraint.

    • @mmbell
      @mmbell Год назад +6

      @livelarge2452 why?it's my opinion and if you don't like you can sit on it

    • @ChadrickKinman327
      @ChadrickKinman327 Год назад

      💯💯 *BLACKENOMICS* 💯💯 *24/7 • 365 ...The legs are open from the ILLUSTRIOUS VAGINUS AFRICANUS !!* 🎵 "Dat *NOT* ma' baby-daddy" 🎶

  • @samstephens378
    @samstephens378 Год назад +77

    The backstage run 🏃 from Shame 🤣

  • @caiobotelho5884
    @caiobotelho5884 9 месяцев назад +35

    Maury made a fortune on Shalonda 😂

  • @NourKLI
    @NourKLI Год назад +906

    The audience is so annoying sometimes. Siding with the woman almost every time before the results are even in. They look as stupid as the woman herself when Maury says : You Are NOT The Father. 😂😂😂

    • @crybaby-killa6155
      @crybaby-killa6155 Год назад +109

      On TV shows like these, there are crew members that Tell the audience To boo or cheer at certain times.
      In the 1st shrek movie one of the hinch men have cards To tell the congregation to either oooooo or ahhhh During the wedding of lord farquad and fiona/sherk.

    • @bigfatstupidfish2397
      @bigfatstupidfish2397 Год назад +5

      It is true, but it is hilarious to be citing shrek as the source

    • @hasanalshareef5047
      @hasanalshareef5047 Год назад

      They are annoying and stupid

    • @crybaby-killa6155
      @crybaby-killa6155 Год назад +45

      @@bigfatstupidfish2397 Shrek has taught me so much lol

    • @ChadrickKinman327
      @ChadrickKinman327 Год назад

      💯💯 *BLACKENOMICS* 💯💯 *24/7 • 365 ...The legs are open from the ILLUSTRIOUS VAGINUS AFRICANUS !!* 🎵 "Dat *NOT* ma' baby-daddy" 🎶

  • @s1svegeta
    @s1svegeta Год назад +137

    Sholonda asking her daughter, "Didnt I raise you better than that?" Hell no, you didn't raise her better than that, now she is following in your footsteps of not knowing who the baby daddy is.

    • @TheInterestedObserver
      @TheInterestedObserver 8 месяцев назад +12

      in fact she raised her coming onto Maury NINETEEN TIMES to try and find out her father so.... or one of her other kids who knows at this stage

    • @logan5326
      @logan5326 6 месяцев назад

      FACTS!

  • @elchido3517
    @elchido3517 Месяц назад +3

    Im here for the awwww moments when they show baby pictures 😊

  • @Orcl1100
    @Orcl1100 Год назад +120

    “He forgave me for everything I done.” Finds out he cheated with her daughter and she’s done.

    • @themustinsfamilymilitaryli8545
      @themustinsfamilymilitaryli8545 Год назад +18

      Crazy AF Huh?

    • @Theinen84
      @Theinen84 4 месяца назад +2

      And of course they just gloss over her saying "I wouldn't do that to family!" And the daughter says she slept with one of her boyfriends.

  • @jacobmooneyham6413
    @jacobmooneyham6413 Год назад +197

    Alexis knew Pete wasn’t the father, she just thought continuously lying and manipulating him that would change the results. That’s why she started acting like that, she didn’t want to be exposed

    • @pinkyblinders7352
      @pinkyblinders7352 9 месяцев назад

      Shes not very bright. She tried to say he must be the dad because the kids look alike. Not like they have the same idiot for a mama.

  • @UncleBroMiscellaneous
    @UncleBroMiscellaneous 9 месяцев назад +10

    DAD is the best judge for all of this.14:00 I TOLD YOU!

  • @TDArulesclub4
    @TDArulesclub4 Год назад +124

    15:21 As soon as he said 'spoiled and immature' to describe her and saw her attitude, I trust this man with his judgment of character. She over speaks over them, rambles on like a child, even POUTS, she's definitely not acting her age.

    • @MrWirelesscaller
      @MrWirelesscaller Год назад +14

      Also the fear and doubt she had before they announced the DNA results, even she didn't know because she was cheating. I'd advise everyone to rewatch this part of the video and you can actually see the wheels turning in her head, she ran not because she was sad, she simply didn't want to hear the fact the guy's father was right about her being a low life.

    • @spartanspyke
      @spartanspyke Год назад +4

      Most if not all of the women do that if you pay attention to these videos. Seems like the method is when in doubt scream your lungs out.

    • @rosemeccia9411
      @rosemeccia9411 7 месяцев назад

      Yes

  • @chrisdancy1254
    @chrisdancy1254 Год назад +310

    As bad as Tyrell did to Sholanda, she lied so many times about how many men she has been with and tested 17 men for one child. He was SO WRONG to sleep with his stepdaughter and also was crazy enough to stay with Sholanda after all the lies she told him about cheating numerous times.

    • @Burlykim13
      @Burlykim13 Год назад

      The fact that she had the audacity to say “I don’t deserve this” and “I raised you better than that”. You’re a pathological liar and cheater, and you modelled that for your children. 🤦‍♀️ Seems like you deserve each other. Spare the rest of humanity.

    • @earlgerald804
      @earlgerald804 Год назад +20

      What you have to understand is this, some men can't just take that "L". Some men gonna get that get back, and make sure it's 10x worse! Especially those "good" quiet dudes.

    • @darryltorres7302
      @darryltorres7302 Год назад +16

      @@earlgerald804 Oh, did 10x worse alright. Okay, maybe not 10x worse, she did sleep with at least 19 other men. Sleeping with her daughter is like a 10 so its his 10 to her 19.

    • @dnycednyce1774
      @dnycednyce1774 Год назад +9

      To sleep with her Daughter is lowdown 💯

    • @JK-nq1dl
      @JK-nq1dl Год назад +12

      I was rooting for him to cheat back but to sleep with her DAUGHTER unprotected and then have what he thinks is his son with her is too much. The baby would've been his wife's son's brother and nephew at the same time.

  • @sttony7647
    @sttony7647 8 месяцев назад +7

    TMCR - The Maury Couch Run after all the posturing is beautiful.
    The sad thing about this, and it’s the same here in the UK; the cycle of people who fail to comprehend the consequences of their actions will go on and on and on.
    The long-term futures of these innocent mistakes is not looking rosy.

  • @msmee0079
    @msmee0079 Год назад +225

    Damn....Alexis really messed with that dudes head!!! 2 kids and hes not the father of either one 😮😮😮 wow

    • @Alajuwon
      @Alajuwon Год назад +43

      Guess condoms do matter.

    • @SimpleDreamy
      @SimpleDreamy Год назад +43

      And she’s the one crying? 😂

    • @auditocanarsie7355
      @auditocanarsie7355 Год назад +18

      It's the best this for the man. He knows the truth now and can make his decisions based on that.

    • @GEMof72
      @GEMof72 Год назад +13

      She should be ashamed all loud & wrong.

    • @johnathanrush4666
      @johnathanrush4666 Год назад +7

      She really really did. Poor Pete.

  • @Burlykim13
    @Burlykim13 Год назад +521

    As a single mother, I will NEVER understand a woman flipping out and getting upset when a man wants to be certain and have a DNA test. Even if I had never done a thing to warrant my man doubting, and he wanted one, I’d have zero issue getting a test done. The ONLY women who get offended about a man asking for a DNA test are women who aren’t certain themselves because they’ve slept with other men…because if there’s nothing to worry about you should welcome the opportunity to shut down any doubt. That second female is gross. Even when she was proven to be a lying cheater, he says he still wants to be there, and she chooses to attack him instead of appreciating him for that. The kind of woman all men should run from.

    • @arcticblizzard4584
      @arcticblizzard4584 Год назад +23

      Honestly i cant understand this coz usa’s culture is so damn different

    • @mikefromwa
      @mikefromwa Год назад

      The only woman that's afraid of a DNA test is one who's been cheating. That is literally the only reason that you would worry about a DNA test.

    • @bawstonbredbeantownsfinest5249
      @bawstonbredbeantownsfinest5249 Год назад

      Well its for two reasons. One and the one they will use out right is that you don't trust them. That is the one they actually use. The real reason is because they know if its not yours then they literally have no trust to stand on. Its why DNA tests should be mandatory, if you claim X is the baby daddy you need to do a DNA test. If he is found not to be the mother should have to pay any and all DNA tests that result in not the father status.

    • @antoineporche-rideaux4841
      @antoineporche-rideaux4841 Год назад

      The second female maybe gross but the guy is a Simp and a dumbass if he wants to raise her kids that she was lying about being his for their who relationship. It's best for him to kick her (Alexis) to the curb and move on

    • @ainsworthtvshow673
      @ainsworthtvshow673 Год назад +42

      I don’t think that only women who get offended are women who aren’t sure. It’s reasonable to be offended when it’s insinuated that you have done something that you are not guilty of, if in fact there is no reason for the person to be doubting paternity. Some guys can just be jerks. However, perhaps DNA testing should just be part of the normal prenatal process like any other testing in order to avoid issues moving forward. This is a good option especially in states where even when the guy is proven not to be the dad, he is still on the hook for child support. That’s an unfair situation.

  • @ifrahabi4834
    @ifrahabi4834 17 дней назад +1

    Run boy run. Don’t lie to your self. You are still young. Don’t take care what doesn’t belong to you. Run before it’s too late. Go and have a family of your own. ❤

  • @59paulakashooter30
    @59paulakashooter30 Год назад +152

    With Sholonda steady running backstage each time they said NOT THE FATHER, youd think she would have lost much more than 150

    • @vancelubben4527
      @vancelubben4527 Год назад +12

      How about all the times she chases after the ice cream truck 😂🤣

    • @FlyRich72
      @FlyRich72 11 месяцев назад +3

      You would think as many times as she ran there in that studio she wouldn't bang into door or fall over.

    • @Liddy47
      @Liddy47 23 дня назад

      😂😂😂

  • @PhantomMagician1846
    @PhantomMagician1846 Год назад +143

    well judging by the way she is acting on the show, I would say the Dad is right about Alexis being an immature spoiled brat

    • @GEMof72
      @GEMof72 Год назад +6

      Facts

    • @tedrowland8672
      @tedrowland8672 11 месяцев назад

      Alexis is a loving caring woman who doesn't have a selfish bone in her body

    • @markwalker2627
      @markwalker2627 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@tedrowland8672🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BusterCherry1
      @BusterCherry1 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@tedrowland8672
      Had 2 selfish bones in her body

  • @StephanieVaughan-tf9ug
    @StephanieVaughan-tf9ug 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm glad the dad was there for his son. 🙌

  • @nagel133
    @nagel133 Год назад +53

    i love how fast the security guys are, they are like ninjas

    • @matthiascerebri3315
      @matthiascerebri3315 9 месяцев назад

      But that idea is only a myth- Ninjas didnt act like this

  • @jamesford2192
    @jamesford2192 5 месяцев назад +2

    The 2nd one is hilarious. The crowd booing him, the mother insulting him. Pure gold

  • @danshehorn9813
    @danshehorn9813 Год назад +311

    This show needs to be filmed in a giant tent in a Walmart parking lot

    • @thejanitor769
      @thejanitor769 Год назад +16

      Real talk

    • @OldSchoolJules
      @OldSchoolJules Год назад +12

      Good idea…but not in Chicago. Walmart got the fk out of there.😂

    • @j3lny425
      @j3lny425 Год назад +24

      And a case of condoms should be a farewell gift to everyone involved.

    • @kennethmorris7878
      @kennethmorris7878 Год назад +12

      uuuuuhhhh. awesome idea but these heifers would be running out of the tent hitting cars damaging buggies. hospital bills lawsuits etc........unless we get a barrier like those on aircraft carriers? lol.

    • @yvonnemajor6704
      @yvonnemajor6704 Год назад +4

      😂😂

  • @kiatsan5781
    @kiatsan5781 Год назад +39

    Her daughter followed in her footsteps and homie was just keeping it in the family.

    • @deanblaze-h5e
      @deanblaze-h5e 9 месяцев назад +2

      Pulled the double, props bro

  • @cf3443
    @cf3443 Месяц назад +3

    And the Oscar goes to...... Sholonda 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @jagsboss7
    @jagsboss7 10 месяцев назад +70

    Alexis sounds just like Meg Griffin 😂😅😂😅😂

    • @CocoCece08
      @CocoCece08 7 месяцев назад +9

      She looks like her too.

  • @Ebbbb131
    @Ebbbb131 Год назад +135

    “I raised you better than that” says the mother who came to Maury 18 times for cheating 😂😂😂😂

  • @rabidsmurf8710
    @rabidsmurf8710 2 месяца назад +7

    16:54 🤣🤣🤣 he dodged 2 bullets!!!!

  • @rrob268
    @rrob268 11 месяцев назад +106

    “I cut the billal cord!” 😆😆

    • @period8705
      @period8705 6 месяцев назад +6

      Smartest people on earth right?

    • @vmoananu
      @vmoananu 5 месяцев назад

      😅😅😅

    • @CantHandleThisCanYa
      @CantHandleThisCanYa 4 месяца назад +3

      @@period8705we let them have as many kids as they want..... we are the dumb ones for not enforcing some control over their behavior

    • @BeaIEngio
      @BeaIEngio 4 месяца назад

      ​@@CantHandleThisCanYa are you suggesting some kind of eugenics program? Be serious.

    • @BennyMcGibbon
      @BennyMcGibbon 3 месяца назад

      She was bigger than both of those kings put together.

  • @tristanpittman80
    @tristanpittman80 Год назад +96

    Sholanda can't be trippin out if she's cheated on him tons of times.... What goes around comes around lady

    • @tacohombre3648
      @tacohombre3648 Год назад +6

      💯💯💯

    • @konotoprasullu7122
      @konotoprasullu7122 Год назад +2

      yeeessss

    • @JK-nq1dl
      @JK-nq1dl Год назад +6

      No not for their son's sake he can't be risking giving the son a brother/nephew. He could cheat 24 times or with her best friend but not unprotected with the daughter.

    • @MrEyes-xh4bb
      @MrEyes-xh4bb 29 дней назад

      girl with her DAUGHTER??? HIS STEPDAUGHTER

  • @alveriagraham4655
    @alveriagraham4655 8 месяцев назад +4

    Daughter like mother!!

  • @MariaHeredia-dw4id
    @MariaHeredia-dw4id Год назад +65

    Damn imagine the kids go to school and other kids find out your a Maury baby!🤣

    • @the_even_toed_ungulate.
      @the_even_toed_ungulate. 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@jenkinsheinrich9009Nigerian scammer alert!!!
      Madsen Thomas Lindegaard is the person in the picture.

  • @horrorpickles
    @horrorpickles Год назад +344

    The audience booing when the dad points out how much the baby looks nothing like them and then cheering for the mom attempting to point out how much the baby “looks like the dad” gets me everytime. Like come on y’all know damn well that baby looks nothing like that man 😭😭

    • @SharkSharksharkyyyy
      @SharkSharksharkyyyy Год назад +26

      They are told to do that loll

    • @zombiebite100
      @zombiebite100 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@SharkSharksharkyyyy Maybe, but even not, this show does show the fact many humans will make up their mind about a situation without hearing the whole story. It's honestly scary, low-key.

    • @totallyrandom4816
      @totallyrandom4816 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@zombiebite100 the man is always looked at as the A hole. RIght from the start they start booing the guy without even hearing his side hahaha. than when he is right they are like OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh.

    • @stevielagan1948
      @stevielagan1948 11 месяцев назад

      The audience are slobbering morons, I think we can all agree on that.
      Still, they add a lot to the show, in all their stupid, fickle, mindlessly-cheering/booing ignorant. 😄

    • @fawkewe
      @fawkewe 11 месяцев назад +8

      Honestly like 90% of Maury Episodes atleast the Man is right. There’s also numerous people that had like 7+ candidates that could be the dad and even appeared 10+ times on the show. Yet they STILL cheer for the women and boo the man by default.

  • @N17-o2r
    @N17-o2r 8 месяцев назад +7

    35:55 like a magician showing you a trick,…but wait,…there’s more 😂

  • @vessaagosanchez9158
    @vessaagosanchez9158 Год назад +20

    That couple at the end deserve each other more than words could ever say!!! BOTH, HELL ALL 3 TRIFLING AS ALL HELL!!!

  • @mooknick242
    @mooknick242 Год назад +59

    i feel so sorry for the guy that would have raised the daughter regardless and found out the boy wasn't his either..son you gotta get away from that ho

    • @EllisSmiths
      @EllisSmiths 6 месяцев назад +3

      Me, too. He seemed like such a sweet guy.

  • @ThatGuy-mu2rr
    @ThatGuy-mu2rr Месяц назад +3

    These you are NOT the father episodes never get old. 😂🤡💀

  • @curtrupp4259
    @curtrupp4259 11 месяцев назад +17

    The guys mama pop lock n dropping had me rolling 😂

  • @ziggy7668
    @ziggy7668 Год назад +72

    Love how upset she gets about him cheating even though she's a cheater. Then she claims she raised her daughter better then that. How? Her mother sleep around including her daughter's boyfriend. Considering the stepdad isn't the father it would seem like she did learn from her mother.

    • @paulbrown6464
      @paulbrown6464 Год назад +7

      She has a nerve taking the moral high ground after at least 17 men? The best thing the daughter could have said to her mother is “like mother, like daughter”

    • @jessanne427
      @jessanne427 Год назад +2

      She was still hateful when he said he wanted to raise that little girl cuz she knew she was wrong

  • @seid82
    @seid82 6 месяцев назад +4

    I swear that this should be in the Olympics.😂

  • @WesternEasterMan
    @WesternEasterMan Год назад +39

    Maury should get some kind of humanitarian award.

  • @youngelegant916
    @youngelegant916 Год назад +53

    Oop. Carter look like a college graduate who owns 6 businesses and a farm 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joshJ.
    @joshJ. 8 месяцев назад +2

    That last one was the best 😂❤

  • @Nazman06
    @Nazman06 10 месяцев назад +61

    Baby Carter looked like an adult on a baby body

    • @villain-ek3yv
      @villain-ek3yv 7 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah like mini me from Austin Powers.

    • @paymenomind1604
      @paymenomind1604 5 месяцев назад +5

      He got that Benjamin Button 😂

    • @ifrahabi4834
      @ifrahabi4834 17 дней назад

      Exactly ❤. I couldn’t believe a baby can look so old than daddy to be.

  • @livelarge2452
    @livelarge2452 Год назад +33

    These dudes will knock up anything.

  • @CindyRTorres-xe8ne
    @CindyRTorres-xe8ne 3 месяца назад +3

    The apples don’t fall far from the trees 🤣😂

  • @PurpleUnicorn212
    @PurpleUnicorn212 Год назад +29

    Sholonda....... she got a taste of her own medicine. She has no right to be upset with anyone with her track record. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Do as I say & not as I do. The step dad should never have done what he did but Sholonda put on an epic performance once again.

  • @ChrisM-zm4li
    @ChrisM-zm4li Год назад +16

    Someday this kid will be able to watch his mother and the people she associated with and be really proud.

  • @BraulioMontelongo
    @BraulioMontelongo 8 месяцев назад +4

    I like that dad ALOT!

  • @jrcarter9175
    @jrcarter9175 Год назад +117

    Mike: 6:28
    Pete: 16:09
    Cartavious 21:09
    Broderick/Anthony: 30:13 (Anthony's lie detector test results: 29:04)
    Tywrell: 41:02 (Confession: 35:41)

  • @Trepidity
    @Trepidity 10 месяцев назад +10

    this is the best show ever

  • @6916lightfighter
    @6916lightfighter 7 месяцев назад +1

    Thank God I had my dad in my life!

  • @weirdoslovemrshelton
    @weirdoslovemrshelton Год назад +78

    I just love when these 304s are so sure the dudes are the dad 😂😂😂

    • @thejanitor769
      @thejanitor769 Год назад +6

      I'm ignorant. What is a 304?

    • @MissiSIMPi
      @MissiSIMPi Год назад +12

      ​@@thejanitor769 Type in those numbers in your calculator and turn it upside down. Actually, 5304 is more accurate.

    • @TheLovelyAviZone
      @TheLovelyAviZone Год назад +4

      @Joe-qm4yvThat’s the best thing I’ve ever heard people call them xD

  • @cherrymarie7852
    @cherrymarie7852 Год назад +6

    I love Maury Show uploads like these. One big marathon for the family.

  • @nunyabizznizz7326
    @nunyabizznizz7326 Месяц назад +2

    no matter what, these kids will be able to go back and watch these shows....how sad is that

  • @flintironstag2381
    @flintironstag2381 Год назад +36

    6:53
    Called it! I knew those kids weren't his. Alexis was wayyyyy too defensive about taking an actual DNA test. She was trying everything but a DNA test to convince him he was the father.

    • @emptiester
      @emptiester Год назад +3

      You called it? Its in the video title. All caps.

    • @Masterkief88
      @Masterkief88 Год назад

      ​@@emptiester😂

  • @SPECTRE_Island
    @SPECTRE_Island 9 месяцев назад +26

    I could watch this all day long. Does that make me a bad person?

    • @shelley9087
      @shelley9087 2 месяца назад +1

      Same here......😂

    • @janwisz4070
      @janwisz4070 2 месяца назад +2

      Yes

    • @SPECTRE_Island
      @SPECTRE_Island 2 месяца назад +4

      @@janwisz4070 I'm ok with that.

    • @CocoCece08
      @CocoCece08 Месяц назад +1

      Oh, I sure can. Popcorn? 🍿🍿🍿🍿

    • @CocoCece08
      @CocoCece08 Месяц назад

      Oh, I sure can. Popcorn? 🍿🍿🍿🍿

  • @domv7
    @domv7 8 месяцев назад

    Cut up right, no fluff.Just perfect.

  • @99thJediWarrior
    @99thJediWarrior Год назад +43

    Part 4 People! Get the popcorn! 🍿🍿🍿

  • @LoriJSykes
    @LoriJSykes Год назад +18

    Sholonda lost all of that weight from running off of Maury's stage so many times. 🤣

  • @nancyhoward1917
    @nancyhoward1917 Месяц назад

    This show is good therapy for me. We find a time when we learn our family is fake. Not real.

  • @hollyofhori
    @hollyofhori Год назад +51

    Maury's face when she said "I'm piped up." is hilarious. Poor Maury, at least he makes millions doing this.

  • @99thJediWarrior
    @99thJediWarrior Год назад +44

    Sholanda and her husband shouldn't be together. They both cheated on each other and just need to leave each other. In the flashbacks, she admitted she cheated on him more than once (32:32) and he admitted he cheated here.

  • @wereallweneed359
    @wereallweneed359 9 месяцев назад +3

    Run Pete run away!!!

  • @michellewilliston1937
    @michellewilliston1937 10 месяцев назад +30

    I felt bad for the young guy in #2 but I hope his father talked him into leaving that girl alone completely

  • @richardbrown8271
    @richardbrown8271 Год назад +46

    Fkin hell I think Putin is carter's father 😂😂

    • @GEMof72
      @GEMof72 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 8 месяцев назад +5

      This levelled me 😂

    • @Ctomasevic
      @Ctomasevic 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @804dj9
      @804dj9 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

  • @Reyden1021
    @Reyden1021 7 месяцев назад +2

    Poor kids no father life is sad without a father my life is sad coz i dont have a father😢

    • @JonnyHolms
      @JonnyHolms 7 месяцев назад

      I'm sorry, you're comment makes me very sad 😢..
      I wish that there was something that I could do for you.. be strong 💪...

  • @beejisback8162
    @beejisback8162 Год назад +53

    I Can’t believe in the last episode, that the daughter was actually upset that her Step-Father Wasn’t her baby’s Father! What the actual Fuk!?!
    Talk about It Doesn’t Get Any Better Then This! How about,
    It Doesn’t Get Any Sicker Than This!!!

    • @itoo3654
      @itoo3654 Год назад +4

      In my opinion there's a little psychological twist to the last story! that child is resentful of her mother, cuz why would you sleep with your mother's husband? then she's upset that he's not the child's father; it's really MORE that she was enjoying the step father spending money on that baby, thinking that it's his, and crowing, secretly , over the fact that she's taken her mother's husband! she FELT like she had one UP on her mother by sleeping with her husband, behind her back. The stepfather is beyond disgusting.

    • @dysaharrell3534
      @dysaharrell3534 10 месяцев назад

      Yes I don’t like the fact that he slept with her daughter, and they both were upset that he wasn’t the father, just ridiculous

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa Год назад +13

    "No doubt in my mind" means she doesn't have a clue and she's rolling the dice.