I remember watching a documentary of this(yes, it exists) and I told my mom about it, feeling all religious and proud of myself, until she told me what a foreskin actually was, and I realised I was watching how Jesus' pp wrapper got passed around simply because it belonged to him
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This is Jesus we are talking about, the dude who literally disappeared from his tomb with no trace, reappeared to his disciples, calmed a storm, defeated a 100 ghosts, and told a fig tree to f off and die, which it did I think we were just bored and decided to keep this one piece preserved somehow
I once stole a holy relic in a game of crusader kings 2. I lost a hand and killed an elderly man for it and it turned out to be Jesus' Foreskin.
I did not expect to see a CK2 under schlatt video...
Real shame they didn't bring the foreskin over to CK3
@@joa4443 yeah lmao
This is cannon
Worth
Wasn't there a medieval scientist that said Saturn's rings were the Holy Foreskin that ascended
Yup. To be fair a lot of people have said weird shit. Just gotta be unlucky enough for it to be documented.
ascended??
@@lycaptain Ascended.
**Jesus's dick rose on third day**
"What's that around the planet saturn?"
"Probably Jesus's Cock skin not gonna lie man"
"How the fuck did you lose it?"
Its called Christian magic.
lose*
@@Zaay446 Thanks for the ..fix?
English is not my first language😅
@@Raii._.00 good for you, english is my first langauge and i still suck ass at it lol
@@Zaay446 Polish is my first my first language, and believe me, our schools and teachers sucks-
Loose foreskin.
The infographic show can be genuinely terrifying to watch out of context with stuff like this
We all know “Schlatt” was the one who st-
ole it (:
the pope had him taken out before he could finish, we'll never know what he was trying to say
Jeez. Shit man, i Can't believe someone stole it. i Hope someone knows who did it. Like... if Anyone knows, They should Tell us right now.
@@Mal_wcue *ate*
That’s why the pope is there
What a great notification to come up on my phone
I love how invested he is in this topic o mean I don’t blame him how do you loose that shit
YOOO NICE PFP!!!!
We don't even need the whole build-up, just the confused exclamation of "If you're the Catholic Church..." Is an amazing start to a joke
Ah, yes. I AM the church
This is quite literally the plot of Steel Ball Run
Ah yes, the true final holy corpse part
Jojolands eyes of heaven final corpse part
Jojofags when they learn of the historical christian relics: "holy shit that's literally steal ball run!!!!"
It went missing in 1983, but it may have been found in 1999... After all, what other relic could drive a man to commit such indescribable horrors.
With today’s technology, that foreskin means that we have the ability to see Jesus’s DNA and make a clone.
Holy shit
Would be true, but he never existed
@Lucky A
Please do not bring religious beliefs here
@@blackdude4298 im not the commenter talking about jesus
@@thumtak_ there is no need to say jesus does not exist
Legend has it if you eat it you ascend straight to heaven
Chew on it like a piece of beef jerky
Nah, that's his heart, and even then it's served as a piece of wafer to save your soul, if you eat this one, you just turn Asexual
The one part of Holy Corpse we don’t mention…
It gives whoever absorbs it all the abilities of the saint's corpse
Easy to lose shit when you're hoarding so many other stolen treasures. Probably buried under stuff like the Arc of the Covenant.
Or the dead sea scrolls
Wtf did I just watch
At the time, they performed brit milah, not brit periah, so it not all of the holy prepuce was removed.
The Catholic 15th century Council of Florence also denounced circumcision.
They used a giant 14 mile high wooden pillar to remove it.
Is that the one where the rabbi drinks the blood
@@53freeman58 Based
What if they just ate the thing like the Victorians used to eat agyptian mummys
I remember watching a documentary of this(yes, it exists) and I told my mom about it, feeling all religious and proud of myself, until she told me what a foreskin actually was, and I realised I was watching how Jesus' pp wrapper got passed around simply because it belonged to him
Let's see, phone, wallet, keys, fore... uh oh
That would be one hell of a birthday gift.
"Hey, grandma, I got you Jesus' foreskin for your anniversary!"
Bro get that shit in a dna test
For real, but we need to remember, it may not be in the hand of the Vatican
But they “lost it”
its literally nearly 2 thousand years old
its probs just some motherfuckin dust now
@@GAMER123GAMING mummies are a fair bit older
I feel like "Schlatt" isn't telling us as much as "he" knows... perhaps "his" robbery of it caused the incident which occurred in 1999...
hello world
Hello
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its imaginory
Everyone looking for the arc and the holy grail yet we had the skin of Jesus is 1983????
"are you sure about this johnny?"
"gyro! i need to get the last corpse part!"
The answer to your question, “Schlatt,” is: incompetence
Some pope probably dined on it already and covered it up.
Well, jesus did say eat of my body...
my bad guys
The chat is killing me
Did his foreskin grow back after the resurection?
The real question we should all be pondering
Classic cathoboolicks
Thy forbidden fajita.
He went 😃😀☹🙁
This information got me banned from a discord server
did the foreskin regenerate when jesus respawned?
Schlatt took it in 1999
Hey heh Foreskin..heh heh slacking heh
They gave it back. Along with a sewing kit
Did you know that Wolverine is uncircumcised?
someone ate it :)
beef jerky
Ok now hear me out, what if you ate it
Why do they have it in the first place?
And how did they got it
Relatable
What if someone already ate it 😩
I can understand the Saints having their remains as reliquaries but this is really weird and gross.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run
*how do you lose it thrice
That’s Christians for you
It's flesh, right? So wouldn't it have just withered into dust after just over 2000 years?
This is Jesus we are talking about, the dude who literally disappeared from his tomb with no trace, reappeared to his disciples, calmed a storm, defeated a 100 ghosts, and told a fig tree to f off and die, which it did
I think we were just bored and decided to keep this one piece preserved somehow
I have it
There are other ways it can disappear 😋
the pope ate it
Pope chewed on Jesus foreskin, knida sus if you ask me
Religion is wild
#EndMGM
Someone got hungry
What?
I think that's gay
What’s been with the lazy streams recently, like in 2 months there have been like 4 streams and all react stuff
Sleep Deprived.
5th
I’m Baptist Since you know I’m in the south HOT HUMID JESUS LOVING MAN
I guess you can say it was a miracle for that to happen. Am I right?
What?