He was an inch away from out gamer-ing Micolash, then his overconfidence killed him, I would say slowly and insidiously, but three casts of A Call Beyond is neither.
The Blues is amazing, but Alex Roe is a whole nother level. Makes you imagine if in an alternate universe, Mergo grew into a Great One and we are tasked to get rid of him.
Micolash's AI is a lot more passive than I thought. The game is usually over as soon as he starts taking things seriously and endlessly spams A Call Beyond
By being a boss Micolash follows the multi-phases design like all other bosses, as such our tentacle and explosion boy will only do his tentacle shenanigans and edge walk until he got half health left, only the will he start sprinting and bitch slapping, oh and explosions.
Next week on the Micolash show: our host Micolash kills all the old gods, who have control over this dream and can bend the reality within it to their will, by spamming two moves!
Transcription Simon vs Micolash: Micolash: i will use my arcane power. Simon: no, you won't. Micolash:yes. Simon: no. Micolash:yes. Simon:no Micolash:yes. Simon:no. Micolash:no Simon:yes....wait what? Micolash: i got you there. Simon died.
@@Depressbian it sucks because when i went to the tomb of oedon, eileen was there fighting henryk and i wasn't there in time. henryk was left on 5 hits. sad
@Samuel Chopra iosefka shouldve won too! her arsenal is just a better version of micolash’s. too bad about the crappy ai, i feel like simon, iosefka, and even eileen shouldve also taken the win. but im happy about alfred too
Realistically only Simon made it really close, Iosefka and Eileen simply don't have the appropriate damage output compare to Micolash, AI is not even the point, weird simp is weird man.
It was his absolutely fabulous timing for countering A Call Beyond, including his dash/roll. Others tried to do the same but got part of the timing wrong and were interrupted. Even then, the prof may have sandbagged to encourage the other contestants. Garden really ordered these fights well.
The second episode could fit as its main guests: Yurie, the last scholar, Yar’ Gul hunters, both trio and duo, the choir member inside the nightmare, Micolash’s companion who helps you against Ebrietas and many more
Micolash is a genuinely great host at this kind of thing, leaving the chance open at the start for people to win it, and sometimes sandbagging others for an "oh so close" feeling before kicking into high gear. He even (details on video below) gave Alfred an early win to encourage the others, but then stepped it up a notch, much like an actual contest show of sorts. Huge props to Alfred by the way, he was absolutely on the ball without fail in countering A Call Beyond. Even then, as we saw from Micolash's ruthless maulings of later contestants, he could have turned up the heat on our favorite cone-headed crusher of Cainhurst. Simon gets a lot of credit too, but OH DANG, that runback. One mistake can make a huge difference, wow. Thanks for the video, Garden!
Well, I didn't expect to find my Mergo blues remix alongside Alex Roe's masterpiece music, but there it is! I'm also very proud of my boy Alfred, the power of the blues allowed him to mounth-feed Micolash with Logy's Wheel :O
@@GardenOfEyes It was great to hear it for such marvelous show! I also did a Cleric Beast/Ludwig mashup remix, feel free to use it if you want, you have my blessings ;)
@@Ramonlaw86 Funny you should say that. I didn't have much trouble with him myself. Though I actually enjoyed the fight and explored that place fully. However apparently Micolash gave A LOT of players hell
The more fights with alfred I saw on this channel the less surprised I became when he dominated, and this is no exception. Simon should have won though, just mistimed one attack then got got by that call beyond spam.
Isn't that the point though? when you rely on spam you need every hit to count, otherwise your strategy falls apart due to no backup plan. For micolash, Spam IS the backup plan, as well as punching.
So what you're saying is even though it's a trash ass weapon, the wheel is still pretty strong? I was so disappointed that I went through his quest line all for the wheel to be one of the worst weapons in the game. I never tried it combat but the moveset was so boring, I locked that thing up to never be used again
its an incredibly strong weapon, especially in pvp, let alone pve. either 50 str or an arc str mix. Its dash attack double hits and can slough off up to 800 damage even with half-assed gems. Specifically one of its heaviest hitting attacks with a minmaxed build of either the 32 blunt or arc mix gems is more than enough to oneshot anyone with sub 35 vit. Just because you probably have trash gems and havent built it right doesnt make the weapon “trash”. If you arent one-two shotting players with it you didnt build right
Ebrietas later on the Therapy bench: "Sometimes I feel conflicted... as if I´m expected to be in multiple places at once, you see... I mean being a Great One that´s kind of part of the deal but... I feel that sometimes I´m nothing more than a tool to these Earthdwellers, as if my body is just a rescource... I understand they often have important business to take care of but can´t they play pattycake with their own limbs at least?"
@@umukzusgelos4834Rom: Ah yes, my children shall tend to these Augurs so that you stop being pulled, also how does it feel to be left behind for centuries?
Now we gotta see them fight. It's probably one of those Rock Paper Scissors thing... Or we could have wheel boy smashing Orphan of Kos, I'm ok with both.
@@freddogrosso9835 I mean, he had to play cheap if he didn’t wanna get destroyed by Arcane moves, which is exactly what happened when he stopped shooting. Gotta fight fire with fire.
@@masonjones7777 Granted, she was hampered by her being programmed to RP-walk so much. If she moved faster, I think she would have had an actual chance.
VS Djura: "Ah, the hunter who threw in his lot with the beasts. Such basic thoughts will be no match for one such as I..." VS Alfred: "H... how..." "I shall emulate Master Logarius once again, and defend the world from a vile nightmare! Try seeing the cosmos when your skull is embedded in the floor, unworthy fiend!" VS Brador: "Back to your cage, dog of the Church. No one can stop us now, not even you or your masters... Ha ha ha ha ha!" VS Crow of Cainhurst: "Oh ho ho ho ho! Quite the hunter you are! Not too fast, though..." VS Eileen: "Huh... bested by a mere Byrgenwyrth scholar... I really am getting too old for this..." "Yes, your time is up, and our time is far from over! Ha ha ha!" VS Simon: "So close you came... but in the end, you were not enough to end the nightmare. This just seems to be your destiny, doesn't it?" VS Valtr: "You thought you saw the nature of the world, but you were wrong. Through the eyes granted to us, we see everything as it truly is..." VS Henryk: ... I got nothing. VS Imposter: "Ah, an agent of the Choir. You think you have ascended, that you understand the might and glory of the Great Ones? Allow me to show you how little you truly know..."
Damn I really wanted Simon to win, he would finally laugh of the hunters that have fun about his bow. Btw, I suggest a Great ones Bosses VS. Beasts Bosses for your next big event.
MAJESTIC! This video was so much fun! XD I just loved the music haha, seem like the Wet-nurse was playing all the instruments in the unseen background! And of course, for the audience, the despicable brainsuckers. Mico x Djura: gunpoweder won't work against squid time Mico x Alfred: They see me rolling, they hating Mico x Brador: Lead Elixir won't make you heavy enough Mico x BloodyCrow: hahaha I won't give you the chance *Clap hands* Keep claping even after death to make sure MIco x Eileen: Eileen was like "I can do it!" So CLOSE, that 1 HP MIco x Simon: Simon my boy, that one second that you hesitated. HESITATION IS DEFEAT. MIco x Valtr: Goddamn squid combo plus gut-punch MIco x Henryk: Get parried Mico x Fake!Iosefka: Haha my dear ley me show you how you CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Surprised Micolash pull this off, I was expecting him to spend the whole show lecturing us about the greatness of Kos (or Kosm), or demonstrate the choir's experiments with imposter's help
Every time I watch this, it just brings me back to thinking about the unnamed hunters, Simon did so well, now lets see that guy from the graveyard with the blunderbuss and rifle spear fight
Sus Imposter Iosefka: *has about the exact same powers as Micolash, has a Threaded Cane AND a gun* Micolash: “Finally, a worthy opponent; our battle will be legendary!”
Imposter Iosefka came so close!! That Call Beyond clash was so cool, she really said "Enough messing around, if you wanna play rough then I'm throwing the stars at your ass!"
Micolash: Uses decades of study and training to channel the overwhelming arcane power of the Old One's themselves.
Alfred: W H E E L
Alfred smash puny micolash lol
wrrr
Alfred wheel, Alfred deal...
Alfred want blood echo. Many, many blood echo...
WHEEL DONE :)
@@andersondalmeus1406 Most of them used vials and still lost.
Simon was too confident at the end
Simon was too greedy
no such thing as too confix or etc, infix confix nmw
He was an inch away from out gamer-ing Micolash, then his overconfidence killed him, I would say slowly and insidiously, but three casts of A Call Beyond is neither.
A L is based
Micolash wanted no part of Crow's aggression. Literally spammed the poor guy to death.
at least Simon gave it right back to micolash, before dying
Micolash: 'Fine, you don't want to play fair? Then I won't be either!'
Hey Fahkumram 👋
Not going to lie, seeing Crow get parried right out of the gate was a "Yeah! That's how that feels!" moment for me.
wrgg
That cover of Mergo's theme is absolute fucking fire
The Blues is amazing, but Alex Roe is a whole nother level. Makes you imagine if in an alternate universe, Mergo grew into a Great One and we are tasked to get rid of him.
By the gods it's amazing.
wrgg
Alfred my boy.
Just waltzed in with his big wheel
The wheel prevails!
Hell yeah
wrrr
Micolash's AI is a lot more passive than I thought. The game is usually over as soon as he starts taking things seriously and endlessly spams A Call Beyond
By being a boss Micolash follows the multi-phases design like all other bosses, as such our tentacle and explosion boy will only do his tentacle shenanigans and edge walk until he got half health left, only the will he start sprinting and bitch slapping, oh and explosions.
no such thing as passive or aggrresive or not, cepuxyuax, outrovx infix any nmw
@@zes3813 my god they’re speaking in tongues
@@Someone89a
The great ones language...
Compared to Micolash's A Call Beyond, Imposter Iosefka's is more like "Phone a friend" 😂
Lmao Micolash got that unlimited talk, text, and data. Iosefka still using minutes and prepaid cards
Ng+5 micolash gave me an headache w that even tho i had 99 vitality xD
Just don’t fight him by throwing poison knives when your above him in phase two
wrrr
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
Next week on the Micolash show: our host Micolash kills all the old gods, who have control over this dream and can bend the reality within it to their will, by spamming two moves!
Ebrietas' Call Beyond is more broken than Micolash.
He probably wouldn't last to even see Orphan
wrr
Micolash: “I channel the power of things beyond our reality. You cannot comprehend the nature of my attack”
Alfred: “Haha wheel go ‘bonk’”
To be fair, wheel was channeling some beyond real too.
Transcription Simon vs Micolash:
Micolash: i will use my arcane power.
Simon: no, you won't.
Micolash:yes.
Simon: no.
Micolash:yes.
Simon:no
Micolash:yes.
Simon:no.
Micolash:no
Simon:yes....wait what?
Micolash: i got you there.
Simon died.
that eilieen run was so sad, she was really close to beating him.
I think it's just Eileen's lot in life to almost win every fight she gets into, poor girl.
@@Depressbian it sucks because when i went to the tomb of oedon, eileen was there fighting henryk and i wasn't there in time. henryk was left on 5 hits. sad
It is more humiliating because she lost to a freaking punch.
wrrr
You should watch her fight with Maria! She actually matches up well against the Bloody Crow too.
So basically only chad alfred with a big wheel won
"May the good blood guide your way"
@Samuel Chopra iosefka shouldve won too! her arsenal is just a better version of micolash’s. too bad about the crappy ai, i feel like simon, iosefka, and even eileen shouldve also taken the win. but im happy about alfred too
Realistically only Simon made it really close, Iosefka and Eileen simply don't have the appropriate damage output compare to Micolash, AI is not even the point, weird simp is weird man.
It was his absolutely fabulous timing for countering A Call Beyond, including his dash/roll. Others tried to do the same but got part of the timing wrong and were interrupted. Even then, the prof may have sandbagged to encourage the other contestants. Garden really ordered these fights well.
Alfred wheels, Alfred deals!
Meanwhile Mergo is having a glass with their nurse, listening to dat music
The Imposter Iosefka was like: I'm fighting this guy with his own weapons !
@Elnassew "didn't see normal sex till i was a man"
@@zyzyfuss “and by then it was nothing but sterile!”
Simon had it! He was the only one who could interrupt A Call Beyond. Can’t believe he still lost it 😔
Alfred did a great job interrupting it too. Those two were great.
Yup he shot him
The second episode could fit as its main guests: Yurie, the last scholar, Yar’ Gul hunters, both trio and duo, the choir member inside the nightmare, Micolash’s companion who helps you against Ebrietas and many more
It certainly brings a whole new meaning to "cage fight".
Micolash is a genuinely great host at this kind of thing, leaving the chance open at the start for people to win it, and sometimes sandbagging others for an "oh so close" feeling before kicking into high gear. He even (details on video below)
gave Alfred an early win to encourage the others, but then stepped it up a notch, much like an actual contest show of sorts. Huge props to Alfred by the way, he was absolutely on the ball without fail in countering A Call Beyond. Even then, as we saw from Micolash's ruthless maulings of later contestants, he could have turned up the heat on our favorite cone-headed crusher of Cainhurst. Simon gets a lot of credit too, but OH DANG, that runback. One mistake can make a huge difference, wow. Thanks for the video, Garden!
Djura: *Heals*
Micolash: "Oh, no, friend, we have very strict rules here. A good clean fight."
Alfred won...
I'm not even surprised
He is Chad Executioner, he beat bloody crow of cainhurst
All your insides on the outside for all the world to see!
Well, I didn't expect to find my Mergo blues remix alongside Alex Roe's masterpiece music, but there it is!
I'm also very proud of my boy Alfred, the power of the blues allowed him to mounth-feed Micolash with Logy's Wheel :O
Hello there! I really loved your version of Mergo's Lullaby, it was perfect for "the show" 😁
@@GardenOfEyes It was great to hear it for such marvelous show! I also did a Cleric Beast/Ludwig mashup remix, feel free to use it if you want, you have my blessings ;)
Micolash OP confirmed. i mean this dude has what 200 arcane
No he has 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 arcane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and his arcane defense is also 200
One of the easiest bosses becomes a nightmare against other npcs
@@Ramonlaw86 They don't know the *cheese* .
@@Ramonlaw86 Funny you should say that. I didn't have much trouble with him myself. Though I actually enjoyed the fight and explored that place fully. However apparently Micolash gave A LOT of players hell
The more fights with alfred I saw on this channel the less surprised I became when he dominated, and this is no exception. Simon should have won though, just mistimed one attack then got got by that call beyond spam.
Isn't that the point though? when you rely on spam you need every hit to count, otherwise your strategy falls apart due to no backup plan.
For micolash, Spam IS the backup plan, as well as punching.
So what you're saying is even though it's a trash ass weapon, the wheel is still pretty strong? I was so disappointed that I went through his quest line all for the wheel to be one of the worst weapons in the game. I never tried it combat but the moveset was so boring, I locked that thing up to never be used again
its an incredibly strong weapon, especially in pvp, let alone pve.
either 50 str or an arc str mix.
Its dash attack double hits and can slough off up to 800 damage even with half-assed gems.
Specifically one of its heaviest hitting attacks with a minmaxed build of either the 32 blunt or arc mix gems is more than enough to oneshot anyone with sub 35 vit.
Just because you probably have trash gems and havent built it right doesnt make the weapon “trash”.
If you arent one-two shotting players with it you didnt build right
@@Senerith my reasoning for calling it trash is because the moveset sucks and I stand by that.
@@ruffmenace95gaming
It's a wheel, what did you expect?
Such a kind and gracious host
Go Micolash! Do it for Kos(m)!
“Kos... or some say Kosm”
Aaaaahh, Cuuuuz... Or some say cousin...
@@manofdaboijerry7687 lmaoo
Simon, boy, why'd you stop spamming....
He got overconfident as always 😔
SHOOT THE WIZARD!
Lol my Name is Simon. I'm sorry I stopped. It wouldnt have been fair otherwise.
Maybe he finally ran out of arrows
He was cheesing micolash early in the fight.. I was cheering for him lol
I can actually see the church sending an assassin against micolash for the rituals of the school of mensis so that fight was nice to see
Crow of cainhurst: “with my agility and blood weapons.. he won’t stand a chance”
Micolash: * SQUID!! *
Crow of cainhurst: * you died *
I love how Eileen keeps fighting even if she is about to die
Her confidence makes me feel like a hunter learning how to cope with bloodlust
That's kinda majestic
8:38
Micolash: so that’s how it feels
Simon isn’t dealing with Micolash’s bs but Micolash isn’t dealing with his bs either
Micolash is the kid that only knows 2 moves in a fighting game, and destroys you
Legend has it that, even now, Micolash wakes up screaming at the thought of being stuck at range against that asshole Simon
9:00 What must Ebrietas have been thinking at this moment?
Ebrietas later on the Therapy bench:
"Sometimes I feel conflicted... as if I´m expected to be in multiple places at once, you see... I mean being a Great One that´s kind of part of the deal but... I feel that sometimes I´m nothing more than a tool to these Earthdwellers, as if my body is just a rescource...
I understand they often have important business to take care of but can´t they play pattycake with their own limbs at least?"
@@umukzusgelos4834Rom: Ah yes, my children shall tend to these Augurs so that you stop being pulled, also how does it feel to be left behind for centuries?
Simon now knows the pain every player has felt fighting this guy. Also, YEAH ALFRED!
Alfred > Micolash
Alfred is Batman confirmed
The music is gorgeous
this video is pretty badass, the setup and the blues cover
After previously seeing Maria get clapped by Mico's hentai attacks, I'm not surprised by these outcomes
Alfred is better than Maria, confirmed.
@@azurebookllet9216 always has been the chaddest of all
Now we gotta see them fight.
It's probably one of those Rock Paper Scissors thing...
Or we could have wheel boy smashing Orphan of Kos, I'm ok with both.
"After previously seeing Maria get clapped by Mico's hentai"
That...doesn't sound right
One of the funniest comments I've seen 🤣🤣🤣
The music was weird, but my boy Alfred strikes again!
Wait, was that Alex Roe's work playing?
Please, please do The League Vs. Laurence or Bloodletting Beast/ all beast bosses. (One boss at a time)
Yes please!!! I awlays wanted to see the League work together to beat some bosses up!!
Gotta crush some vermin
Alfred is an absolute legend
He really just robbed my boy Simon with one fucking move. 😭😭😭
Well, Simon wasn't beeing very inventive either.
@@freddogrosso9835
I mean, he had to play cheap if he didn’t wanna get destroyed by Arcane moves, which is exactly what happened when he stopped shooting. Gotta fight fire with fire.
What about mensis scholar Damian Vs Micolash? I think Damian could take him, he has more tools
so did imposter losefka, and look how that turned out.
that said Damien could spam the eyes to great effect.
@@masonjones7777 Granted, she was hampered by her being programmed to RP-walk so much. If she moved faster, I think she would have had an actual chance.
Damian could likely take that one, the way Simon almost did.
103 days! 103 days and it finally paid off!!! Garden of Eyes is seriously a legend ❤️
micolash the most op waifu in bloodborne
8:58 Micolash and Iosefka noodling eachother.
I'm blown away by the effort and creativity put into this! You really know how to make these things special ☺☺☺
Would've been funny to have a laugh and applause track at times throughout the fights
Totally agree with this!!!
And graphics like those at japanese competition shows
Wheel for the win baby!
the most brutal ones have got to be were he kills them with his bare hands
Me using arcane spells: almost can tickle a crow
Any other NPC with arcane spells: 7:00
Micolash the true god of pvp for not healing even once
VS Djura: "Ah, the hunter who threw in his lot with the beasts. Such basic thoughts will be no match for one such as I..."
VS Alfred: "H... how..." "I shall emulate Master Logarius once again, and defend the world from a vile nightmare! Try seeing the cosmos when your skull is embedded in the floor, unworthy fiend!"
VS Brador: "Back to your cage, dog of the Church. No one can stop us now, not even you or your masters... Ha ha ha ha ha!"
VS Crow of Cainhurst: "Oh ho ho ho ho! Quite the hunter you are! Not too fast, though..."
VS Eileen: "Huh... bested by a mere Byrgenwyrth scholar... I really am getting too old for this..." "Yes, your time is up, and our time is far from over! Ha ha ha!"
VS Simon: "So close you came... but in the end, you were not enough to end the nightmare. This just seems to be your destiny, doesn't it?"
VS Valtr: "You thought you saw the nature of the world, but you were wrong. Through the eyes granted to us, we see everything as it truly is..."
VS Henryk: ... I got nothing.
VS Imposter: "Ah, an agent of the Choir. You think you have ascended, that you understand the might and glory of the Great Ones? Allow me to show you how little you truly know..."
Damn I really wanted Simon to win, he would finally laugh of the hunters that have fun about his bow.
Btw, I suggest a Great ones Bosses VS. Beasts Bosses for your next big event.
Just found your channel through the Bloodborne 2 trailer you made. Great stuff!! So well done, love it!
My favourite characters are Micolash and Alfred and seeing then fighting each other its so strange and awesome.
Simon's bow blade was the antithesis to Micolash, no wonder he survived the bloody hunts.
Thats me boy alfred
MAJESTIC! This video was so much fun! XD I just loved the music haha, seem like the Wet-nurse was playing all the instruments in the unseen background! And of course, for the audience, the despicable brainsuckers.
Mico x Djura: gunpoweder won't work against squid time
Mico x Alfred: They see me rolling, they hating
Mico x Brador: Lead Elixir won't make you heavy enough
Mico x BloodyCrow: hahaha I won't give you the chance *Clap hands* Keep claping even after death to make sure
MIco x Eileen: Eileen was like "I can do it!" So CLOSE, that 1 HP
MIco x Simon: Simon my boy, that one second that you hesitated. HESITATION IS DEFEAT.
MIco x Valtr: Goddamn squid combo plus gut-punch
MIco x Henryk: Get parried
Mico x Fake!Iosefka: Haha my dear ley me show you how you CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Quite Thrilling
lol thanks for the effort. I really enjoyed it
Simon had him the whole fight and still lost, what a scrub
Surprised Micolash pull this off, I was expecting him to spend the whole show lecturing us about the greatness of Kos (or Kosm), or demonstrate the choir's experiments with imposter's help
The sheer joy I feel at the concept of a bunch of hunters putting their differences aside just to individually beat the shit out of Micolash 😌👌
9:00 High five!
Fantastic video. Awesome music!
Alfred continues to be BEAST!
Imposter Iosefka: I can do everything you can and more
Micolash: but I do it better
Woow Amazing battles and Amazing Music
Looks like everyone didn't have enough great one cords in their diet.
Alfred had a wheel
Iosefka did but we all know how the story ends.
Every time I watch this, it just brings me back to thinking about the unnamed hunters, Simon did so well, now lets see that guy from the graveyard with the blunderbuss and rifle spear fight
I'm honestly disappointed with the crow. He got so thirsty and didn't heal once. That was on him. He HAD that
I'm guessing there was a lot of comments after he fought Maria.
Sus Imposter Iosefka: *has about the exact same powers as Micolash, has a Threaded Cane AND a gun*
Micolash: “Finally, a worthy opponent; our battle will be legendary!”
Tldw: Arcane is stupid broken
I wonder, is there a sort of default hunter AI the NPCs use? If so, it'd be interesting to see that cracked into for custom hunters.
The npcs just use the player model and abilities
*Majestic!*
Alfred won.
Micolash: Majesssssssstic !!!!!
"NO-O-O, YOU CANT WIN JUST WITH SPAM ONE ATTACK!..
Micolash: haha, hentai punch doing brlbrbrlbr
My boy alfred won!
Executioners for the win!!!!
Chadfred
@@emiliococozza8084
Imagine almost losing
This post was made by the vilebloods gang
Never clicked so fast, I was waiting for this aaa thank you so much
Love this! please make Micolash magic spamer of the nigthmare vs bosses! :)
Part 2 with the rest of the hunters and some other low rank bosses lol
That just further proves my point. Micolash 's " A call beyond" move is broken
Micolash was passive for everyone but when crow appears he just spams the same attack before crow can stand up
me just realiseing bloodborne was made in 2015 :0
Release in 2015*
@@ArchangelExile released in 2015**
Bloody Crow of Kainhurst: the deadliest NPC swordsman in the game
Micolash: ha ha arcane nuke goes brrrrrrrr
4:07 where yu going boy?
Oh heck yeah more Garden of Eyes
Alfred gave a hell of a fight.
The power of the golden cone still unbeatable
Waiting ep 2 of Micolash ✨️✨️✨️
Imposter Iosefka came so close!! That Call Beyond clash was so cool, she really said "Enough messing around, if you wanna play rough then I'm throwing the stars at your ass!"
I get a feeling you just made this to make the "Host of the Nightmare Show" joke lol
"Alfred wheel? Alfred deal!"
God what a gigachad
Only Alfred could survive The Nightmare
What a way to go Valtr 😔
So nobody messes with Daddy Squidfingers. Except Alfred and his unicycle of doom.