Dumbest Assassination Plots In History | Hasanabi Reacts to Dantavius
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- Опубликовано: 17 авг 2023
- Hasan reacts to a hilarious rendition of some of the most famous and and hilarious historical assassination attempts that failed miserably!
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About Hasan:
Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, True Crime, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos. 
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Shout out to Dantavius! You can find more of him here: www.youtube.com/@Dantavius, and as always his video in linked in the description. I hope you enjoy, this was one of the more fun videos :)
Didn't hasan tell fan channels to make their own thumbnails and not just slap his face on the original??
No, however I appreciate your input, but I think it's super unethical to remove the OG from the thumbnail, it comes across like you're trying to hide the creator. Many creators like Pinely have gotten mad at channels for removing their thumbnail too. I do it sometimes if the thumb is particularly bad, but I try not to as I always wanna give credit back to the OG.
At the end of the day, it's better for the OG to have people be able to recognize their thumbnails and find them in the future!
I might be remembering incorrectly but pinely was mad that hasans face was being slapped onto his thumbnail, not that the thumbnail was different @@HasanReactionsfanTwo
Also I was right hasan said he hates when fan channels slap his face on the og thumbnail ruclips.net/user/livePuHpRtKf3Mw?si=tTO2a4a3CSAB2-9q&t=2923 @@HasanReactionsfanTwo
I had to work with the two problem channels to get them to fix their thumbnails. I remember exactly what the issue was, and it was that they had made their own thumbnails that didn't show Pinely, or anything connecting it to his video.
Going beyond that though, I'd rather do the best thing for the creators than something that's worse for them but makes internet randos feel better. Correlating thumbnails helps push the creator to Hasan's viewers.
TBH most people chiming in have no idea what they're talking about when they complain. They think that funneling viewers to go like the video and leave is good, but that kills engagement because RUclips sees that as a lot of people who watched 1% of a video and left. It's actually very harmful to send people to the video, but sending them to the channel page helps uplift the whole channel as people discover what else they've made. That's just one of a dozen things people confidently get wrong.
"He surprised me by blowing up" is so fucking funny
Fucking hysterical
my dad always points out the Heydrich assassination statue whenever we see family in Prague. He speaks with such reverence as if HE were the one to kill him. Czechs are so proud of their goofy ass assassination.
The two assassins along with a group of resistance fighters died in some churches crypt I think. Actual heroes because Heydrich was fucking terrible even for n*zi standards, Like on the list of the worst ones he's definitely up there
They got the job done
@@idontcare9041They fought for 7 hours in church 7 vs 700 against Nazi soldiers, because one traitor revealed the hiding place to gestapo. Rather than being captured, when they were out of ammo, they killed themselves with the last bullet.
The sad thing about the people who assassinated the Archduke is they were all basically kids, all growing up in poverty, were anarchist/ socialists and had aims of creating a united and independent Yugoslavia. They never meant for a war to start. Gavrilo even apologised for killing the wife as he was only wanting to kill Ferdinand.
The whole story of this group, assassination and consequences is a really sad one.
Wasn’t mentioned in the video, but Nero’s men tried to kill his mum when she was in the water. Turned out they got the wrong woman and killed another one of her slaves.
Bro did she buy Rome's unluckiest slaves or something 😅
Damn those slaves just can't catch a break 😭
Bro hasan must have went ham on stream today. My recommended is full of vids.
Every time he'd try to start the news, someone would link something new 😂
He reacted SO HARD today
@@HasanReactionsfanTwo that’s actually hilarious. Omg. Adhd goes wild on this one. And so many different topics too.
@@Dublin_N nothing but the hardest of reactions here lol. Well not too hard gotta keep it in the pants if you know what I mean.. 😬 don't wanna pull an ishowspeed..(not to be confused with my meth head friend ismokespeed).. 😂 guy reacted a little too hard and became ishowmeat (not to be confused with my gay friend or legendary bbq chef ismokemeat)🤦🏻♂️🤣💀 "what I'm not reacting hard enough for you?.. jokes on you pall I've been hard this entire time.." 😂
@@skylerdann5712are you ok?
Fun fact about Heydrich, supposedly a year before his assasination took place he was inspecting St. Vitus' Cathedral, where the Bohemian crown jewels are kept, legend has it he secretly crowned himself with the Crown of Saint Wenceslas, a crown which is considered to be cursed and anyone who wears it that isn't Wenceslas would die a violent death, which was in the form of shrapnel mixed with the horsehair upholstery that caused a systemic infection once embedded into his body.
That's super interesting, thanks!
yay
Foiled by the classic “vegetables in my pocket for my pet rabbit jammed my gun”
But the assassination worked so it wasnt that dumb was it? Oh and he didnt die because of a delay He died because of an infection caused by shrapnel that video is very missleading
Actually a fun fact about King Louis's assasination attempt , one of the deaths was one of the few surviving Marshalls of Napoleon , Marshall Mortier
So glad Hasan found Dantavius
Same. Dan is the man. and franklin the turtle is the devil
@@dominickdarpino5584Same with Dan's ex wife
i was waiting for hasan to find him lol
Nero was trying to get that specialist assassin badge with those goofy plans.
Been rocking Dantavius for awhile now; glad to see his videos getting some exposure
chat trying to convince that one chatter to kill his stepdad is so fucking funny to me
"He surprised me by blowing up" Classic
Florida: put Dantavius in schools instead of PragerU 👍
"These slavers were real schmuks"
Also Princip shot ferdinand while looking in the opposite direction, he wasn't even capable of looking at Ferdinand. He and his wife didn't even die on the spot they died later because the driver wasn't able to make it to the hospital in time because he didn't know the road and stuff
The guy really oversimplified the assassination attempt anyway. So many details left out. But hey for people that wanna learn the history should be reading books and not watching RUclips videos by entertainers. Just my opinion.
That Chinese one has to be the StarWars prequal of assassinations
Omfg, Dantavius is the best & Hasan is my new fav. Absolutely love this
As a within the year fan of HASAN and a long time one piece fan and a 2-3 year dontavarius fan I’m happy with his course of direction
The goat of the hasan complex
Nero setting fire to Rome is actually a common misconception. He wasn't even at the city at the time.
Well I don't think anyone thought he personally set it, more that he ordered it
I don't think anyone's speculating that the Roman emperor actually lit the fire lmao
@@TheAnthraxBiology I mean the story is that he danced through Rome laughing afterwards so it’s definitely a common misconception that he was there??? I feel like everyone commenting this hasn’t heard of Nero before this
He was in Vegas getting turnt!
@@alicemirga2435 I've only ever heard that he ordered the burning -- expecting Nero of all people to have run laughing through a burning Rome is crazy
America: *tries in vain to kill Fidel Castro for years*
Father Time: "Fine, I'll do it myself."
I'm tempted to add "schmuck," "putz," and "motha sucka" to my vocabulary now.
'everyone's got tuberculosis' is an alternate but accurate English translation of the French phrase "Belle Epoque"
Editor is an Ezio fan... Respect+++++
Vittoria agli assassini
Nero crushing his mother with rocks from the ceiling gives Rudy Ray Moore vibes
I think this is the best Hasan RUclips channel (very much including the Hasan's channel)
i am slowly but surely becoming based, grew up in a floridian conservative household, i’m learning
10:30 I laughed way too hard at this
😂😂😂the whole interaction was so funny
23:55 wait, if it didnt work, does that mean there is a good chance that there is a seashell with a bomb in it just sitting in the water?
Bro really said "not today mf'r" to death lol
13:53 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO a tad too early my G hahahahahah
Was Heydrich just Fortune from mgs2?
10:14
This is why I love Hasan.
He used a map with Europe’s modern borders to show WWII Germany this is unforgivable
If I remember right, Reinhardt was killed by the leather fibres from the seats
Nero was very creative
The shirt Hasan is wearing is 🔥
W Anthropoid operation. They are still considered heroes in Czechia.
I love the shirt
10:26 LMFAOOO
31:05 kaido effect
The first one was the plot of the movie anthropoid
Bro got Nero and Caligula mixed up
7:28 Hasan summons Bernie Sanders and a bear
The GOAT of avoiding assassination Fidel Castro
Hasan and the chatter were wrong, the issue was that it was plain C4, no shrapnel to be made other than your own bones, which are not as effective as metal that's designed to fragment, c4=boom fragmentation=projectile, the boom will only be effective in a certain radius and it's being dampened by his asshole and body, so it has to use 1/3-1/2 of a humans worth of energy just to get OUT of him, the dude would've had to be LITERALLY sniffing his ass to be killed, or he would've needed more c4 in his ass, but you definitely could make it work.
Haven't watched it yet, but I'm guessing it's gonna be mostly fiddy C
Just watched, it was a lot of Castro
Know a guy who claimed to of done the for hire thing. He was big and scary trained enough for it. F'd either way.. either a liar or a very scary nice dude🤷
My name is Jeff, like from the movie.
635 attempts!? The CIA has a terrible K/D
14:56
Hasana should unironically do like funny skits on stream where he talks about Turkish history and discusses what if The Ottoman Empire couldve survived (Extreme Copium). Maybe he could actually put that political science, communications degree to use 😏.
Yeah I thought that comment was funny. The Ottoman Empire was already collapsing as it entered WWI.
10:23
13:55
The CIA benefits really are primo! 👌
u cant stop cannon events
hi chat :3❤
TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE CHAT
since when Hasan is so into d&d terminology
Since Baldurs gate 3
@@digheanurag but has he played it?
i like dantavius 😌
No reason to be embarrassed. He's the shit
Sandwich story is fake, it was literally invented in some obscure Brazilian novel lol
3:19 that guy has the T.I look from 2007 😂 Yeah f boomers
Haha classic Hasan. Laughing and joking at people's deaths. 😂❤
LMAO LETS GO !!!!
Classic me watching 😂😂
Rip to all 911 victims
@@just_a_turtle_chadhe doesn't laugh about their deaths
You gotta change that thumbnail
LOUDSANABI
LULE
Skill issue 😂
Hasan play Hitman
Anyone have any old vods, there’s like only two covering half of the first game and the third one
@@VovoWoahwoahcan I please get the link
@@VovoWoahwoahhe's notorious for not completing stuff so that might be all there is
It’s Yiddish not Italian
Take this down thief
???
😊 How u doin? Heh
Theft of content. Hasan never fails to disappoint.
Literally this morning Dantavius told Hasan how happy he was that Hasan was reacting to him
girl bye
ah yes theft is when the original creator says 'im so glad you watched my video'
Easy lick
GO OUTSIDE. MAKE SOME REAL FRIENDS.
God the turtle has gotten so sad 😂
More like a bunch of NAT 1's
this dude sounds like jackie jr
The joke where he says the guy's a real jerk is nearly word for word stolen from Norm Macdonald, grave robber over here
24:16 I mean it's true, he was an autocratic dictator, still better than the government that came before him though
21:53 THIS IS REAL!!! HE WAS THE ONE WHO MADE HIS ASSASSIN FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!!