That's an old one, but still hilarious. Love the hook and hat gag. Nowadays we have calculators and computers, and I'm still trying to prove Costello got it right.
The hook and hat gag is easy. In this movie, they're in the U.S. Navy, so that means that they're on board a ship. The bulkhead walls are steel plate. He had a small magnet in the brim of his cap, that stuck to the wall.
@@objectionable6693 The fellow on the left (named "Dizzy" in this skit) played one of the original Three Stooges, Shemp (which was also his real-life nickname). When he left that show, he was replaced by "Curly" as the third Stooge.
@@Lunafalls Shemp wasn't a nickname. Because of his mother's thick Lithuanian accent, whenever she called "Sam," it came out sounding like "Shemp," so from then on, to his dying day, he was known as Shemp.
This is the same as Who's on First & The rent scene. The best and funniest scene is where he draws the hook on the board and hangs the naval cap on it. Pure genius
My favorite Stooge, Mr Sam Horowitz, aka Shemp Howard. People don't realize he was a legit actor before Curly had his stroke and had to quit the group. People also don't realize that it was Moe and Shemp with Ted Healey when they asked Larry to join.
@@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635 Abbott and Costello would meet another Stooge, Joe Besser on The Abbott and Costello Show, plus the 1949 movie Africa Screams, which costarred both Shemp and Joe. Joe replaced Shemp after the latter died.
They're in the Navy, aboard a ship 🚢, that has steel bulkheads for walls. They just painted the steel wall black for a chalkboard. Lou had a small magnet 🧲 sewed into the hem of his cap, so that it would stick to the wall.
@@jacobshort6528 LMFAO......................... See this is the problem with the generation of today You actually need to explain that to them Jacob... What happened to the old days mate, Where did they go ? I had to look twice at your comment to really understand that you were actually explaining that. LOL
@@spidernh Hold on.... let me grasp the utter stupidity of that comment I said... SEE THE PROBLEM WITH KIDS TODAY IS YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO THEM then you said LOL it's 2022 Deal with it Deal with what ?????? there's nothing to do deal with Dealing with something implies a challenge it also implies something i have to do if people like you are dumb it's my task or problem to deal with and.. did you really not understand what i was saying ? i suppose you think i'm saying it because i hate the generation of today if anything i could say to you , it's the 80s, Deal with it BECAUSE THAT TIME WAS HARDER today it's easier, Primarily because it's stupid so yeah.. DEAL WITH.........WHAT ??? Exactly
@@artbytesia That's because back in the late 1890s when they went to school, children got a "Classical Education". Reading, writing, and arithmetic. And also Ancient Greek and Classical Latin. And the King James Bible, which had 15th century Old English in it, and was printed so that "The Average Plowboy" could understand it. The typical 15th Century plowboy -the lowest of the low- had an average vocabulary of three thousand words. This was during the time that William Shakespeare wrote his plays. Today's typical person on the street has an average vocabulary of just three hundred words. This is the result of the dumbing down of America's youth. Late 19th century and early twentieth century schools and teachers were barely funded at all compared to today's schools, yet children back then had only one teacher per school, and 25 to 30 students per schoolhouse, K-12. Kids had slate tablets and chalk. When most people would say "Wanna Bet?" about some disputed fact, my Dad says: "Money, chalk, or marbles?" Gradeschool kids in the late 1940s still played with marbles, hoarded chalk sticks to do homework with, and hauled scrap metal in their little wooden wagons to earn money 💰. Wow. What we have lost as a Nation.
@@jacobshort6528 Yeah, you got a point. Another thing I don't like about the educational system is they expect all students to learn the same way. Nor everybody can do that; I mean, look at stuff like Kung Fu Panda and Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3 from MLP! Those prove my point!
I love this scene. Not because of the joke, but Shemp Howard is in this movie. Hmm? I wonder if Shemp introduces Abbott and Costello to Moe, Larry, and Curly? That would be so cool.
I think Moe may have been on not-so-good terms with Lou because he always suspected him of using Curly's classic rotuines in his movies but always could never do anything about it because their studio allow Lou to watch their shorts. It also didn't help than Shemp was a close friend of Lou. Possibly.
Shemp pretty much knew everyone in the business and was good friends with Lou Costello and even Joe Besser (they met in the 1930s). Seems like he was more outgoing than his brothers Moe and especially Curly, who largely kept to himself unless he was intoxicated.
This wasn't the only time that Shemp Howard was in a movie with Bud Abbott & Lou Costello. The other movie that Shemp was in with that duo was the 1949 comedy film Africa Screams.
And some other places. No internet, no DVD players, no VCRs, no cable playing movies 24/7, and very few TV sets. Just theaters, so it was fun to see the same thing again. My dad was about 11 years old when In The Navy came out; this was his childhood experience with movies. (He preferred Laurel and Hardy, though.) Now, reusing jokes in the '80s and beyond is different. When Robin Williams reused the same jokes over and over, that was the '80s and '90s, so no excuses there. As a kid in the '80s I got sick of him making the same "Amish video games" joke on so many movies, TV shows, talk shows, etc. It wasn't even funny the first time, just kind of meh, but he kept saying it everywhere.
I remember this one my dad older brother and I laughed 😅 heartily we use to watch Abbott and Costello reruns that came on Sunday afternoons back in the mid 70s another famous face Shemp Howard is in it.
Love these classic comedy movies of Abbott and Costello good clean fun for the whole family without the foul dirty language and the filthy sexual behavior.
I been looking for clean comedy for years and I came across abbot and costello show. this is the cleanest comedy I ever come across. is like you said. it's so clean that ANY age can enjoy it. some people don't like it because it's not a humor they are looking for and they wont tell you why. but there some people don't like the fact that costello always get beating mostly when he didn't do anything wrong. I never see any comedy shows that are this clean ever. I wonder if anyone would make a clean comedy again without over using the same joke and without making super dumb.
Comedy. Comedy at it's purest. Not one poop joke or sex joke or pop culture reference; just wit. Nobody is clever enough to make this kind of comedy anymore
I never thought about this when I watched this movie numerous times as a kid....but......those would have to be some pretty hungry (and overweight) officers, each eating 13 donuts a piece for breakfast....lol
I remember first seeing this short video in elementary school, and it wasn’t until years later that I found out that the person standing next to Castello was Shemp Howard, one of the later Three Stooges!
Here's an astonishing, yet exciting trivia: From the beginning to the end of this one film alone, you see a whole lot of rare footage of the real, actual, original USS Arizona, Pennsylvania, California, West Virginia, and Oklahoma behind Pennsylvania... The very same ships that were damaged, sunk and destroyed at Pearl just 8-1/2 months later.
"Did you go to school, stupid?"
"Yeah, and I came out the same way!"
😂 That joke will never get old!
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Gold!
Not one comment about how he draws the hook on the blackboard and then hangs his cap on it?
He is a wizard!!!!
how did you think they were made?
Wasn't it obvious? He had a hidden hook on it.
@@jonathanechols9985 The Chuckle Brothers copied this in 1995 (The Chuckle Brothers in Trouble).
That’s some Chalkzone shit!
Bud: "Did you ever go to school, stupid?"
Lou: "Yeah, and I come out the same way!"
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That's an old one, but still hilarious. Love the hook and hat gag. Nowadays we have calculators and computers, and I'm still trying to prove Costello got it right.
No
The hook and hat gag is easy. In this movie, they're in the U.S. Navy, so that means that they're on board a ship. The bulkhead walls are steel plate. He had a small magnet in the brim of his cap, that stuck to the wall.
@@jacobshort6528 Uh, excuse me, but you should have given a spoiler alert. You spoiled my little chuckle.
@@jacobshort6528 Always wondered how he did that!
Isn't it great? Decades later and yet everyone knows who "Shemp" is. Great comedy never dies.
Don't you mean, "Great Comedians", never die?
who is shemp i genuinely do not know
@@objectionable6693 The fellow on the left (named "Dizzy" in this skit) played one of the original Three Stooges, Shemp (which was also his real-life nickname). When he left that show, he was replaced by "Curly" as the third Stooge.
@@Lunafalls Ty!
@@Lunafalls Shemp wasn't a nickname. Because of his mother's thick Lithuanian accent, whenever she called "Sam," it came out sounding like "Shemp," so from then on, to his dying day, he was known as Shemp.
This is the same as Who's on First & The rent scene. The best and funniest scene is where he draws the hook on the board and hangs the naval cap on it. Pure genius
My favorite Stooge, Mr Sam Horowitz, aka Shemp Howard. People don't realize he was a legit actor before Curly had his stroke and had to quit the group. People also don't realize that it was Moe and Shemp with Ted Healey when they asked Larry to join.
I'm so confused. I forgot how to do math now
HOWARD (Shemp) IS IN THIS
@@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635 Yes, he played 'Dizzy.'
Yeah this was the later seasons of the 3 stooges I think
lol.
"He mustve went to a cheap school" lol
Lou is too funny to do mathematics
@@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635 I wouldn't want him to be my teacher. He'd have even me believing it (7x13=28).
Wasn’t too bad, they only charged him 13 dollars a week for 7 weeks
He said “chief’s school” not “cheap school”
Abbott And Costello Meet The Stooge.
Love it!
that would be Shemp
@@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635 Abbott and Costello would meet another Stooge, Joe Besser on The Abbott and Costello Show, plus the 1949 movie Africa Screams, which costarred both Shemp and Joe. Joe replaced Shemp after the latter died.
Love how he draws the hook at the end and hangs his hat on it
that was cool
They're in the Navy, aboard a ship 🚢, that has steel bulkheads for walls. They just painted the steel wall black for a chalkboard. Lou had a small magnet 🧲 sewed into the hem of his cap, so that it would stick to the wall.
@@jacobshort6528
LMFAO.........................
See this is the problem with the generation of today
You actually need to explain that to them
Jacob... What happened to the old days mate,
Where did they go ?
I had to look twice at your comment to really understand that you were actually explaining that. LOL
@@martinkuliza it's 2022, deal with it
@@spidernh
Hold on.... let me grasp the utter stupidity of that comment
I said... SEE THE PROBLEM WITH KIDS TODAY IS YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO THEM
then you said LOL
it's 2022 Deal with it
Deal with what ??????
there's nothing to do deal with
Dealing with something implies a challenge
it also implies something i have to do
if people like you are dumb it's my task or problem to deal with
and..
did you really not understand what i was saying ?
i suppose you think i'm saying it because i hate the generation of today
if anything i could say to you , it's the 80s, Deal with it
BECAUSE THAT TIME WAS HARDER
today it's easier, Primarily because it's stupid
so yeah.. DEAL WITH.........WHAT ??? Exactly
I couldn't stop laughing how he came out his own way of doing this math problem.
You know what they say: a good [routine] is worth repeating!
Even Shemp knows what Bud and Lou are talking about
Just a minute, 63 donuts went south!lol
Awesome comment! Love it!
Alright give me back my 28 and I’ll give you your 7
@@ToofKilla That's like the gag Two Tens For A Five.
@@kevinmiller6324 yeah I did a two for one. Now who was on first?
@@ToofKilla Lol. Naturally.
Costello mastered common core math before it was invented
He's so smart in his own cute little way
Miriam D Yeah; he certainly is smarter than most of today's world's population put in a blender!
Tesia Blake And What the hell. WHY IS SHEMP WITH BUD AND LOU!?
@@jessicathethreestoogesfan2635 Because he was part of the cast.
@@artbytesia That's because back in the late 1890s when they went to school, children got a "Classical Education". Reading, writing, and arithmetic. And also Ancient Greek and Classical Latin. And the King James Bible, which had 15th century Old English in it, and was printed so that "The Average Plowboy" could understand it. The typical 15th Century plowboy -the lowest of the low- had an average vocabulary of three thousand words. This was during the time that William Shakespeare wrote his plays. Today's typical person on the street has an average vocabulary of just three hundred words. This is the result of the dumbing down of America's youth.
Late 19th century and early twentieth century schools and teachers were barely funded at all compared to today's schools, yet children back then had only one teacher per school, and 25 to 30 students per schoolhouse, K-12. Kids had slate tablets and chalk. When most people would say "Wanna Bet?" about some disputed fact, my Dad says: "Money, chalk, or marbles?" Gradeschool kids in the late 1940s still played with marbles, hoarded chalk sticks to do homework with, and hauled scrap metal in their little wooden wagons to earn money 💰. Wow. What we have lost as a Nation.
@@jacobshort6528 Yeah, you got a point. Another thing I don't like about the educational system is they expect all students to learn the same way. Nor everybody can do that; I mean, look at stuff like Kung Fu Panda and Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3 from MLP! Those prove my point!
Shemp was also in Africa Screams Abbott and Costello movie. Joe Besser was in that movie too and in the Three stooges.
Shemp, Bud, and Lou - The NEW Three Stooges...
Obviously, watching this clip (and many others like it) was mandatory for anyone seeking a career in government finance.
Lmfao
Took a minute before I realized that was Shemp...
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Is that Shemp from the Three Stooges?
G ONE yes it is
Yup, that's Shemp alright! 😁
I just noticed that myself, he was a comic genius himself
@@papichulohoy Yep. On mo re than one occasion Costel lo would get mad because S hemp would get more laugh s than him.
Yea that face looked familiar!
Shemp had an extensive solo career at the time.
I love this scene. Not because of the joke, but Shemp Howard is in this movie. Hmm? I wonder if Shemp introduces Abbott and Costello to Moe, Larry, and Curly? That would be so cool.
I think Moe may have been on not-so-good terms with Lou because he always suspected him of using Curly's classic rotuines in his movies but always could never do anything about it because their studio allow Lou to watch their shorts. It also didn't help than Shemp was a close friend of Lou. Possibly.
Snake being yeah Moe was upset about Lou stealing Curly’s actions
Shemp pretty much knew everyone in the business and was good friends with Lou Costello and even Joe Besser (they met in the 1930s). Seems like he was more outgoing than his brothers Moe and especially Curly, who largely kept to himself unless he was intoxicated.
I think a Crossover between Abbott, Costello, and the Three Stooges would be amazing to watch.
@@mugheadproductions1424 I agree!
2:52 HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!
This is where common core math came from.
ever went to school stupid?
yah n i came out the same way
LMAO
Abbott & Costello probably signed a lot of autographs to the officers & sailors of the United States Navy.
Shemp!!🙌🙌🥰🥰🥰
HOWARD DID IT
You go to school, stupid?
Yeah, and I come out the same way! 🤣🤣
Hey It's SHEMP 😁👍🏻👍🏻
0:15-Shemp on the right. I meant 'left'. I am dyslectic.
If this was made today, that very last gag at the end would've been all CGI.
That hat hook at the end got me!
I want to see the scene where 'Bud', 'explains' how fast the ship travels in the water (aka, how many 'KNOTS' the ship is traveling.)
Three of the funniest comics that ever lived.
Never gets old!🤣🤣
Been trying track down films moe, larry, shemp, and curly did outside the three stooges.
I was wondering why the guy next to Costello looked like Shemp Howard.
Pretty much just Shemp had a solo career, and a successful one. He's also with W.C Fields, John Wayne, and starred in solo shorts.
@@mugheadproductions1424 That's because it WAS Shemp Howard.
@@TheIgnatzz Yep. Then Shemp had to rejoin The Three Stooges in 1946 after brother Curly suffered a stroke that ended his career.
You’d think Bud & Lou would at least give Shemp a line or 2. Lol.
He does later, when they do the Shell game routine
no one else noticed that guy behind him is Shemp from the Three Stooges
Lol i did
THAT HOWARD THING IS SO CONFUSED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😔
pure genius
Shemp is like, "Even my brother Curly isn't that stupid!"
Interviewer : Can you do math?
Me : Yes, 7 x 13 is 28 and i can prove it
Interviewer : You are hired
"You ever go to school, Stupid?"
"Yeah. And I come out the same way."
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I'm gonna use this someday on a math test 🤣🤣🤣
This wasn't the only time that Shemp Howard was in a movie with Bud Abbott & Lou Costello. The other movie that Shemp was in with that duo was the 1949 comedy film Africa Screams.
That routine of Costello trying to prove 7 x 13 is 28 was also shown in Abbott & Costello movie Little Giant (1946).
Yes, some bits were done again and again. If it's funny, don't change it.
Yeah, they recycled this bit on their TV show as well, when talking to the landlord about the rent.
And some other places. No internet, no DVD players, no VCRs, no cable playing movies 24/7, and very few TV sets. Just theaters, so it was fun to see the same thing again. My dad was about 11 years old when In The Navy came out; this was his childhood experience with movies. (He preferred Laurel and Hardy, though.)
Now, reusing jokes in the '80s and beyond is different. When Robin Williams reused the same jokes over and over, that was the '80s and '90s, so no excuses there. As a kid in the '80s I got sick of him making the same "Amish video games" joke on so many movies, TV shows, talk shows, etc. It wasn't even funny the first time, just kind of meh, but he kept saying it everywhere.
I'd love to see him give 13 doughnuts to the 7 officers when he only has 28!
Knowing Lou, he’ll probably try the same trick on the blackboard with them. Whether it will succeed is debatable.
I remember this one my dad older brother and I laughed 😅 heartily we use to watch Abbott and Costello reruns that came on Sunday afternoons back in the mid 70s another famous face Shemp Howard is in it.
Poor Shemp, he didn't get one line in this...
"You ever go to school, stupid?"
"Yeah and I come out the same way" 😂😂😂
My sincere thanks for sharing it.🙏🏼
Who also notice shemp legend😢
Of course he'll realize while serving to those 7 officers.
I love the Looney tunes logic at the end!
Wish I could go back and use this when I was in school
Some of that common core math.
Is the 3rd guy Shemp???
ronald Mcdonald Yes.
ronald Mcdonald yes!
nawwww it's joe. The shitty stooge.
@@Humanoidfreak it's Shemp!
Yeeeees 🤣
Love these classic comedy movies of Abbott and Costello good clean fun for the whole family without the foul dirty language and the filthy sexual behavior.
I been looking for clean comedy for years and I came across abbot and costello show. this is the cleanest comedy I ever come across. is like you said. it's so clean that ANY age can enjoy it. some people don't like it because it's not a humor they are looking for and they wont tell you why. but there some people don't like the fact that costello always get beating mostly when he didn't do anything wrong. I never see any comedy shows that are this clean ever. I wonder if anyone would make a clean comedy again without over using the same joke and without making super dumb.
clever and witty! always a pleasure to watch
this was troll physics befor troll physics.
This will never be broken
He always spreads those thirteens like a flock of seagulls.
His 7 is always the biggest lmfao
All we need is Moe, Larry , and curly.
At 2:16 I realized that the third guy here is none other than Shemp from the Three Stooges! Shemp!!
1:39 that’s my senior quote this year 😂😂
Comedy. Comedy at it's purest. Not one poop joke or sex joke or pop culture reference; just wit. Nobody is clever enough to make this kind of comedy anymore
I was thinking of a rebuttal to your comment since I like arguing with people but to be honest I don't have one. What you said is 100% the truth.
I never thought about this when I watched this movie numerous times as a kid....but......those would have to be some pretty hungry (and overweight) officers, each eating 13 donuts a piece for breakfast....lol
I remember first seeing this short video in elementary school, and it wasn’t until years later that I found out that the person standing next to Castello was Shemp Howard, one of the later Three Stooges!
Core math was ahead of its time.
Oh, Shemp!
Shemp taught them well!
Shemp was the funniest one here! lol
and that is how you button a sketch
Funny how he just didn't point out that 13 times 2 is already 26, so 5 more 13's couldn't possibly only add up to 28.
13 x 2 = 8
3 x 2 = 6, and 1 x 2 = 2, and then you add the 6 and the 2 and that makes 8. See? 13 x 2 = 8 😉
The New Three Stooges Shemp,Lou and Bud💪💪💓💓💛😆😆😆
Classic. Loved those guys watched them every sat morn just awesome , they dont make conedy like the uae to.
"Did you go to school stupid?" "Yeah I came out the same way" bruh I'm fuckin dying
Heeey! That other guy is Shemp Howard of the Three Stooges!
When your math tutor shows you this 👁👄👁
This is a crime not one line for Shemp
THE BEST COMEDY ROUTINE FROM ABBOTT AND COSTELLO (NEXT TO "WHO'S ON FIRST??")🤣🤣🤣🤣
Notice how Shemp didn't get any lines?
"It comes out right every time" "well it shouldn't come out right!"
Brilliant!!!!!
I didn't realize that common core math was around back then......
I loved the Stooges and Abbott and Costello when I was growing up and still do. My wife doesn't like them at all and makes me turn it off.
They did this same skit in rent to landlord.
I love this gag every time
Silly question. If the doughnuts are baked then why are they using a black board?
How does Shemp keep a straight face?
Practice, practice, practice.
Did anyone notice this is shemp from the 3 stooges in this skit
Yes
Same gag as the rent scene.
Here's an astonishing, yet exciting trivia:
From the beginning to the end of this one film alone, you see a whole lot of rare footage of the real, actual, original USS Arizona, Pennsylvania, California, West Virginia, and Oklahoma behind Pennsylvania...
The very same ships that were damaged, sunk and destroyed at Pearl just 8-1/2 months later.
Shemp is in their
Looks like Costello is just a little lazy to make those extra 63 doughnuts…
I'd love to see the scene where he hands out the donuts to the officers and he realizes he is wrong.
I like the way he writes the long seven.
Terrance Howard's Terryology in a nutshell! 😆