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British Comedian ROASTS his whole front row!
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- Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2023
- This comedian has a lot to say about all the nationalities in his audience, roasting them before freestyle rapping about them right on the spot!
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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As an Australian, I agree our society is controlled by Koalas and Kangaroos
lmao
chris, i am always impressed. that education combined with that nerd flex does come in handy
My thoughts exactly.
Slicker than an oil spill on an ice rink. Killed it bro.
Hahahaha I'm in Hysterics, that NZ accent was spot on!!!!
Each time I think "that was next level!" You go and jump up another tier... just so good. Come and do a tour in England!!
I love the smug grin at the end: "I was good, yes, I was good."
Shout out to my fellow Aussies!!!!
Where in aus you from bro?
@@jamiewilliams6471the aus end of the world, joking ha ha
@@jamiewilliams6471 right down the bottom. 😉
The Tassie, the triangular bushy island down south 😃 actually I’m a kiwi
Mate - you are THE BEST! 🤣🤣🤣 Another legendary rap! Top drawer!
Yet another fantastic session.
When I was a kid I wanted to be a marine biologist. Then I turned 13 and realized I loved all types of science EXCEPT biology.
Also, you have to be a mermaid to be a marine biologist 😂😂
You should take a look at immunology and virology where logic and math can be applicable.
God I love your raps! Literally watched all of em.
Sound was really good on that one, beat and voice was clean!
Some of your best work
The "Sydney's got a zoo, kuala and kangaroo" line had me rollin 😂
Now that was legendary!
Daymn! Chris just slaughtered those beats!
gotta say i enjoy this format much more than the usual suggestions
Brilliant! Chris is a living, talking, walking dictionary 🤜🤛
Great kiwi accent!
Source: I'm a kiwi 😂
The algorithm is happiest when you upload when most of your audience is online.
Did not expect you to be a Sunn fan!
Top class as usual Chris! One of a kind
Tim Cook is alive 😂
As much as I'd love to visit NY to see you Chris, are you ever performing in the UK?
Ditto!!
I would kill to see Chris in a rap battle.
It is difficult to do a south african accent because we have multiple due to having multiple official languages😂
On a plane , If i hear a woman say " this is your captain speaking " i look around wondering if i am getting punked !
They do say money does not buy happiness but then neither does Poverty.. 🤷
Money can buy you stuff that makes you happy. And the space to store the staff. Or people. The level of general validation you receive as a rich person may also contribute. Yeah, and we have to rely on free social happiness and cheap dopamine. Or we meditate till all profane ambition leaves our befuddled mind. Aaah...even if it seems to be involved in a lot of controversy...money is nice. And not real. As my girlfriend.
Damn bro, I'm watching these last 4 or 5 freestyles, and they've been fire. You always impress me, and I think you're truly brilliant, but the freestyles from the past year leading up to these most recent haven't struck me like all the previous ones. Maybe that's just because the years before, everything you put out was straight fire, and the topics were so dope. But maybe it's just me, but it sounds like you just found a new gear, and are cruisin. And again, your comedy continues to grow and improve and I'm literally laughing out loud alone in my apartment 😂😂 I'm gonna come catch a live show in 2024, and hopefully get a chance to chat a bit and have a drink together. Take care, and I'm excited to hear the next one.
This dude should be the biggest name in comedy RN. Could you imagine Theo von doing this lol
You never cease to amaze me 👏
nice sunn o))) shirt bro
So many rhymes in this one!
This beat and improv was top notch
Chris, I’m just reading Jimmy Carr’s book, you know what I’m going to say don’t you mate!
He used your Cold War Russia superpower joke! Dirty dog he is!
It’s funny coz my little cousin is a stand up comic and he’s been on the same bill as you before here in the UK, and he told me years ago that Jimmy nicks jokes!
Super talented. What great Improvisation
what's up with the girl sitting at the table on the right - that never ONCE smiles...
F*****G AMAZING !!!! ❤️ 🙏 😂 🇨🇦
Love it!
great shit
I have my usual comment about vinegar strokes and truncated spaff, but setting your lamentably bad editing decisions aside you're a fucking genius. Another great video.
Incredible.
I was waiting for the rap ....
How the F do you do it Chris?!!
Kudos
Hey if i wanted a cameo. Would you rap a jingle for a fake product. And then speak an add that i send audio clip? And could i use it for my content?
Uhm, NO!!!
Excellent
That fauna bro.
Gudday Mate
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Legit
Hello Chris!
Wow.
I love the way Chris keeps the ball rolling as he chats up the audience for material to freestyle on. The freestyle was great but the beat was a little lame.
this sh*t was sik
Correction: Tim Cook is not dead, he is currently the CEO of Apple. You probably meant to say Steve Jobs. 🤓
lol :) voted
The phrase Money does not but happiness was just made to make poor people feel better.. jk
I hate it when they call women actors !
and its obviously a gay bar =) greetings from canada
I don't buy that you're from Canada. Besides your Spiffingly British avatar, you didn't include any apology.
@@Philafxs"i never apologize, lisa. i'm sorry, but thats just the way i am" - homer simpson ;)