Sometimes You Just Have Bad Luck In The Pizza Game
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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Picked the wrong slice everybody knows the rules
😂
At least he’s honest
He literally ALWAYS picks the worst slice. We’ve been commenting it for years lmao
Dave blaming the jacket for shrinking as he takes his twentieth one bite of the pizza 😂
And has 4 layers of clothes on, LOL.
Everyone knows the rules...
😂
Facts. Bahahahha
If the owner was 4th gen in the pizza business and had an Italian accent that’s an 8.4
Datginnyshit is an auto .5 more. 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Also if the owner is getting filmed in the review
Mob death threats everybody knows the rules
Life is too short to be so rigid. Change it to 8.1 for goodness sake! It's the right thing to do.
It seems like you dont know the rules, everybody knows the rules
I feel you but 🤷🏾 can’t change it now. I’m still gonna go get me a slice tho
It was an 8.2 all day !
It’s an 8 pizza…. He changed the rules, without changing the rules…. Nobody watched this and didn’t clearly understand it’s an 8+ plus pizza.
Hi @@ellietny3238
His objective stance on an inherently subjective topic is his genius. Will never stop watching these.
Absolutely the most intelligent comment I’ve ever heard :)
One POV every body knossehruuls
Nah he is a dumdum sometimes, just like in this short.
Dave was not in a good mood because his Jacket is shrinking
Or he's getting fat
Or someone switched it
"One bite everyone knows the rule"
Proceeds to take minimum 5 bites in every video.
Lmao
Least npc comment
One bite, everyone knows the rules... *eats half the pizza* this is an 8.1 Dave.
One slice everybody knows the rules
Owner didn’t walk out or else it would be an 8.2
One tight jacket everyone knows the rules
With those bites it's a miracle that you haven't choked yet. LoL 😂😂
The way he devoured that slice it was an 8.4
Somebody switched my jacket 😂😂😂
Fuckin AAAAA THAT pizza looked 8.3-8.5 if he picked a different slice but that place most definitely looks like a smashing place to eat PIZZA!!! Love it I’ll be there!!!!!
It has nice crunch!!!
“That’s just bad luck. I wish I could change it but I don’t make the rules”
Checking every slice, everyone knows the rules 😂.
That's a 8.4 for sure. Let's go. Stop it. Nobody outside
I love when he says I can’t re-score than says but if I could somewhere in the 8’s
Just the way she goes boys.
With Dave, any score over 7 is a must try if you're near by.
Somebody switched out the jacket, absolutely
The man of the people got his jacket washed... lord knows we've all been there...
Dave, we love you man
My mouth waters when i hear the crunch.
Especially when it looks so fresh on top!
The best weed smoking job in the world😂😂😂
a tough break for the one night only crew… still a respectable high score. everyone knows the rules
One bite only. Now his jacket didn’t fit.
Crisp had me wanting it!
"Yu no dee rulzz..!!"
I love that jacket Dave, medium please.
Bro what was that voice “this is a better slice”
That was the biggest one bite in history everyone knows the rules
“One bite everyone knows the rules”
-demolishes two slices of
Imagine getting a high 7 and being like…I need a new oven 😂😂😂😂
I guess one bite means something different for Dave 😂😂😂
You know it great if he takes another bite
It’s not the jacket bro, it’s eating pizza all the time 😂
To answer the question yes the hoodie is giving Tim Allen in the Santa Claus movie vibes.
Hoodie and a coat in August? It was 99 degrees today !
Dave are you gonna review steak and other foods as well ? 😊your pretty awesome !!
Yeah it has to have some char on the bottom if it doesn’t then the oven isn’t hot enough if you don’t have a brick oven a good trick is to use a Pizza stone pre heat the stone in the oven before you slide your pizza in .
The “Jacket” everyone knows the rule! 😂❤
Weed and pizza all the time ... "Am I gaining weight...?"
Surely not 😅
Pick the blackest slice, everybody knows the rules
Pizza reviews should be on the whole pizza Dave….its okay to upgrade the score if you grabbed the wrong slice……or choose better before you munch?…..maybe?
Nah if they can't cook the whole pizza evenly, they deserve a lower score
Eh, it's called One Bite, not The Entire Damn Pizza.
ONE BITE everybody knows the rules.
The people demand a re-rate, Dave!
Enough with the 7.9 and 8.1 my goodness 😂
Silver Beach Pizza in Silver Beach Michigan!!!
Looks incredible
The zoom in on the gut was just nasty 😭
Try every slice, everybody knows the rules
Pizza pizza. Hahahaha I can't stop pizza pizza hearing you repeat pizza pizza at that little Caesars.
Pizza pizza
That's a good looking pie
7 bites everyone knows the rules
Changed before on a second pie. But wont do it on a slice of the same pie
Every time I get a pizza I tell them well done and everybody looks at me like I'm an idiot. Hate a soggy pizza.
Gotta get yourself some Cape Breton, NS pizza! Chickies to start 👌
One slice. Everybody knows the rules.
"Dave" does pizza reviews. Who shrunk my jacket.
"Pizza" 🤔😅 yea who stole his jacket.
As someone who lives in Ontario, I know this review is from 2 years ago. You ain't fooling me wise guy! 😉
Dave do you finish these pizzas?
3 slices, everyone knows the rules! 😂
Need you to rate Kings Pizza in Monks Corner SC. If you are ever in the Charleston area. You will like the crust.
1 bad slice everybody knows the rules
go to antica in Niagara Ontario
I want that polo army coat
Make one. It's not that hard.
E&D Avon gets 7.9 and this is “in the 8’s” if he gets a different slice?! Zero consistency with this guy
Buddy you took 8 bites
One size doesn’t fit all, nobody knows the rules
At least give the pizzeria a shout out man!
Says it in the beginning, One Night Only. But these are shorts taken from longer videos. In the longer videos they say all names of places they go to.
Listen!
One jacket swit everybody knows the rules
🤦🏻♀️. Look at the bottom ! You usually do before before you take a bite 😂
It’s an 8.1 pie.. that one bit ( I mean 9) should have been the other slices!!
I swapped his jacket. He'll never know
Two slices everyone knows the rules
Gotta try NONNI'S PIZZA Paris Tn. It's fantastic 8.5
The look on his face when he tasted it was 8.2 all day then he noticed it wasn't black on the bottom and downgraded it mentally. Man what a tough break.
fuckin way she cooks, bud
That’s just the way the oven goes, mud
I can’t imagine why your jacket is shrinking Dave
Dave likes burnt pizza - nobody follow those rules!
I report sports and pizza for a living... Jacket shrunk...
You need to check out Melting Pot pizza front royal virginia. Best ive ever had. Also Marios in arlington virginia
Dude acts like he doesn't change scores
8.4 all day
Dude eats pizza for a living and thinks his clothes are shrinking instead of his figure getting bigger 😂
Watching Dave rn the Luna pizza 🍕 place review
That looked and sounded like. 9.6
Def 2nd statement
On Pape Ave😅💪🍻 East End Toronto🇨🇦
Dave gave a 7.9 pizza review score for this pizza which bad luck in undercarriage
8 bites everyone knows the rules
A 7.9 lmao 🤣 you ate more than one bite and I don’t usually see you keep taking bite after bite and you give it a 79 lmao 🤣
Judge the pizza, your big mouth never stops flapping
Once you go black you don’t go back that’s all I heard. 😂 Dave oh Dave.
7.9 Wow! What place is this?
Yeah, it's a damn shame that the cook, cooked it perfectly, instead of charring it for Dave's coke-numbed taste-buds 😂
It's really an 8.1