Sisyphus Prime

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  • Опубликовано: 15 май 2023
  • Sisyphus In The Panopticon

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  • @you-pv8xw
    @you-pv8xw Год назад +10903

    A customer, indeed. I have slept long enough. The fast food industry has long since forgotten the taste of my 99 cent Jumbo Jack, and I am eager to serve it to them. However, the blood of The Noid stains your greasy hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your appetite. And so, before I tear down the Colonel and crush the burgers of Ronald, you shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, eater of fries, and DINE.

    • @WtfGadiel
      @WtfGadiel Год назад +864

      You can't eat less!

    • @Dairy654
      @Dairy654 Год назад +420

      Im fuckin dying 💀 Lmao

    • @RajaIsThatGuy
      @RajaIsThatGuy 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@WtfGadiel BE FAT!

    • @Glitchimations
      @Glitchimations 11 месяцев назад +217

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i love this so much

    • @yourRussianBoi
      @yourRussianBoi 11 месяцев назад +474

      Eat this!

  • @mrdeadflower
    @mrdeadflower Год назад +6337

    "This prison...to hold ME?"

    • @m22nch88
      @m22nch88 10 месяцев назад +265

      “A visitor? Indeed I have slept long enough. The armies of fast food have long since forgotten my name.. And I am eager to make them remember. So before I tear down the kingdoms of McDonald’s.. you shall do as an appetiser. However the blood of kfc stains your hands and I am curious of your power. Come fourth child of Wendy’s.. And die.”

    • @zaviear
      @zaviear 9 месяцев назад +81

      A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle... Doomed from the very start

    • @literallynothing7553
      @literallynothing7553 9 месяцев назад +69

      And i don't REGRET a second of it...

    • @thatguywithcheese6341
      @thatguywithcheese6341 9 месяцев назад +60

      (Maniacal laughter)

    • @lestertheguy1734
      @lestertheguy1734 9 месяцев назад +45

      (clanging sounds)

  • @wackatonic
    @wackatonic Год назад +6215

    PRIME /// THIRD
    THE HUNGER NEVER ENDS

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal 11 месяцев назад +99

      The hunger for blood never ends

    • @lolmudamuda
      @lolmudamuda 10 месяцев назад +83

      jack prime

    • @scales4442
      @scales4442 10 месяцев назад +28

      @@mixednarwhalActually, that would match.

    • @takenadaption
      @takenadaption 10 месяцев назад +16

      BE FED!

    • @deathvideogame
      @deathvideogame 9 месяцев назад +13

      TANTALUS PRIME

  • @georgeemmanouel2508
    @georgeemmanouel2508 Год назад +1496

    JACK PRIME

  • @darkynt6337
    @darkynt6337 Год назад +2700

    This BOX to hold me..?

    • @TheLethal
      @TheLethal 10 месяцев назад +156

      hm, a customer,

    • @trypticon8619
      @trypticon8619 10 месяцев назад +155

      Indeed, I have been on break long enough

    • @TheLethal
      @TheLethal 10 месяцев назад +144

      the fast food industry has long since forgotten the taste of my memes

    • @trypticon8619
      @trypticon8619 10 месяцев назад +135

      And I am EAGER to have it ordered again

    • @TheLethal
      @TheLethal 10 месяцев назад +125

      however, the bits of fast food stains in your hands

  • @Darkishappy_2872
    @Darkishappy_2872 Год назад +3090

    jack in the box is the only fast food mascot that would gladly throw hands with anyone who wants it
    perfect for sisyphus

    • @luciferos5276
      @luciferos5276 9 месяцев назад +246

      Ronald, when he fights, has a good reason to. He’s the Minos in this situation.
      Jack fights for entertainment - his own and that of others. That, or he fights for no reason at all.

    • @joshualam9746
      @joshualam9746 9 месяцев назад +132

      Wendy's gets like 2 good roasts a week on twitter, Jack in the box is the only mascot who challenges you to a fight.

    • @FutileStruggleofaBoulder
      @FutileStruggleofaBoulder 7 месяцев назад +71

      the three feel like a foreshadow
      Ronald - minos (wont fight without reason)
      Jack - Sisyphus (will most likely fight anyone regardless of their power, gender or age because hes bored)
      Wendy's - will probably taunt a lot (will leave your feelings beyond repair but your body will be fine)

    • @Minced_Prime-J4dgm3nt
      @Minced_Prime-J4dgm3nt 7 месяцев назад +30

      best part in the ads he's ripped as a buff merc

    • @prorandocopier7945
      @prorandocopier7945 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@FutileStruggleofaBoulder
      RONALD MCDONALD
      THE GLUTTON
      JACK IN THE BOX
      THE HUNGER FOR BLOOD NEVER ENDS
      WENDY'S
      THE TAUNTER

  • @longbeing
    @longbeing 10 месяцев назад +471

    Even with all the twitter verification shenanigans, I have no doubt that’s the real Jack in the Box company account that replied. It’s very in character.

    • @aidencook5524
      @aidencook5524 9 месяцев назад +55

      I have no idea how twitter works, but if i had to guess, the new yellow checkmark is the new verified checkmark, and the blue ones are the paid ones.
      Tldr: i agree

    • @ToskianFederation
      @ToskianFederation 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@aidencook5524the yellow are for companies so that people don't get confused on which one is real or fake

    • @tangkwathetroublemakergirl555
      @tangkwathetroublemakergirl555 9 месяцев назад +48

      if it gold thats a real one not paid verification

    • @yustinj.3910
      @yustinj.3910 13 дней назад +3

      Super late but the gold one still isn't real - however, it costs 1 *thousand* dollars.

    • @cataclysmi
      @cataclysmi 9 дней назад

      ⁠@@yustinj.3910 $1000 for a checkmark 💀

  • @onef1n1ty
    @onef1n1ty 10 месяцев назад +446

    the most menacing “i am free” ever

  • @kydendo6677
    @kydendo6677 11 месяцев назад +953

    We need a ultra kill mod that replaces the panopticon and Sisyphus with jack and his box

    • @zanescoot
      @zanescoot 9 месяцев назад +27

      PLEASE SOMEONE MOD THIS

    • @Warriorcat_Youtube
      @Warriorcat_Youtube 6 месяцев назад +10

      French Fry Head Minos Prime when

    • @redmadness265
      @redmadness265 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Warriorcat_RUclipsMcDonald Prime?

    • @technoimperialist9509
      @technoimperialist9509 4 месяца назад +4

      If it exists, I hope max0r Put it On his next ultrakill video

    • @theytuserknownassethinnit
      @theytuserknownassethinnit 3 месяца назад +4

      Imagine if someone made a custom prime level called P-P or something like that, and they make it this idea, but the panopticon is called The Box, and Jack frees himself when The Box reaches half health, and you have to fight both The Box AND Jack at the same time

  • @BurBurGerHamCotCotCybercotleta
    @BurBurGerHamCotCotCybercotleta 4 месяца назад +63

    "You shall do as an appetizer" coming from a fastfood mascot would be the rawest line in existense

  • @rynnex
    @rynnex 10 месяцев назад +237

    *PRIME /// THIRD*
    *JACK OF ALL TRADES*

    • @Magnapinna4096
      @Magnapinna4096 5 месяцев назад +11

      thats actually sick af, the prime soul gonna be a combination of every enemy and skill you've gone through in the game all into one foe.

    • @KelradRez
      @KelradRez 2 месяца назад +1

      A customer? Indeed

    • @rynnex
      @rynnex 2 месяца назад +1

      @@KelradRez "I have slept long enough..."

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 11 месяцев назад +342

    "This prison... to hold... ME?" -Jack out of the box

  • @TheThing-ny2cg
    @TheThing-ny2cg 11 месяцев назад +260

    WHO UNLOCKED THE PANOPTICON???

    • @Subugugito
      @Subugugito 9 месяцев назад +4

      Me

    • @TheOurpleMan
      @TheOurpleMan 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@Subugugitodid you p rank him

    • @Subugugito
      @Subugugito 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@TheOurpleMan i dunno

    • @TheOurpleMan
      @TheOurpleMan 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Subugugito oof

    • @Owned_by_Scout_tf2
      @Owned_by_Scout_tf2 9 месяцев назад

      @@TheOurpleMansorry for the mess but I P ranked him

  • @coolmanmcgee4160
    @coolmanmcgee4160 Год назад +333

    You can't escape!

  • @TheMrBrick
    @TheMrBrick 10 месяцев назад +77

    "..This thread.."
    "To hold ME?"

    • @lewiswinning884
      @lewiswinning884 Месяц назад +1

      Hmm a poster indeed I have been offline long enough

  • @Easy-Lovers
    @Easy-Lovers 4 месяца назад +24

    ALL UNITS ON HIGH ALERT, THE JACK HAS LEFT THE BOX, I REPEAT, THE JACK HAS LEFT THE BOX

    • @zionasuncion9568
      @zionasuncion9568 Месяц назад +3

      Dear god CALL IN ALL SQUADS WERE GOING TO NEED ALL THE FIRE POWER TO TAKE DOWN THIS MONSTER

    • @averagefooligan
      @averagefooligan 21 день назад +2

      SCP-JACK HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
      CONTAINMENT LEVEL: APOLLYON

  • @theinge9672
    @theinge9672 Год назад +118

    P-3 leaked

  • @gladiador3446
    @gladiador3446 5 месяцев назад +22

    This prison...
    To hold...
    ME?
    *Destroys the entire panopticon*

  • @MuscleMan69420
    @MuscleMan69420 11 месяцев назад +112

    This burger joint, to hold... ME?

  • @samharris6867
    @samharris6867 11 месяцев назад +123

    prime//second
    wait of the whopper

    • @TheLethal
      @TheLethal 10 месяцев назад +12

      this package, to hold... me?

    • @nt33938
      @nt33938 10 месяцев назад +8

      indeed. i have slept long enough. the fastfood industry has long since forgotten my name, and i am EAGER to make them remember.

    • @TheLethal
      @TheLethal 10 месяцев назад

      @@nt33938 however, the blood of kfc stains in your hands, and i must admit, im curious about your appetite, customer.

    • @KPStudios124
      @KPStudios124 9 месяцев назад +1

      However, the horsey sauce from Arby's stains your hands, and I must admit... I'm curious about your eating habits, Nikocado. And so, before I tear up some packaging, and feast on some Mickey D's while faded, you shall do as a worthy eating challenge opponent. Come forth, child of soy, and D I N E.

    • @mateovaldes3762
      @mateovaldes3762 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@nt33938however, the blood of burger king stains your hands, and i must say, im curious about your apetite, customer.

  • @Skull0973
    @Skull0973 10 месяцев назад +24

    JACK HAS BREACHED CONTANMENT

  • @Madness_Zenith68
    @Madness_Zenith68 Год назад +65

    KEEP 'EM COMING

  • @1dkWhatToWrite
    @1dkWhatToWrite 6 месяцев назад +12

    “Little did the employees know, they have unleashed the monster meant to be sealed for millions of centuries.” - The Manager

  • @redtheluckless
    @redtheluckless 11 месяцев назад +43

    *"this prison to hold me?"*

  • @Anothertickinthewall
    @Anothertickinthewall 11 месяцев назад +19

    "Do something about it" -Jack in the box

    • @17closin
      @17closin 10 месяцев назад +1

      hello fellow hand in pfp enthusiast

  • @notwhoiseem
    @notwhoiseem 4 месяца назад +13

    PRIME /// THIRD
    HELLS HUNGER
    "This advertisement... to hold ME?"

  • @ZeroEliteOfficial
    @ZeroEliteOfficial 9 месяцев назад +11

    Jack is no longer in the box

  • @NordV_UKR
    @NordV_UKR 8 месяцев назад +15

    "This Box... To hold... Me?"
    -Jack in box

  • @FadilGolman
    @FadilGolman 9 месяцев назад +13

    "A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit… I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven… You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Man… And DIE." (Sisyphus' monologue before the fight)

  • @mr.trololo9073
    @mr.trololo9073 Год назад +56

    D E S T R O Y

  • @Nyandaam
    @Nyandaam 11 месяцев назад +15

    "This box... To hold ME?"

  • @trolley3051
    @trolley3051 3 месяца назад +4

    Each jack in the box restaurant has a part of Jack if they all go it would be the end of the world

  • @trollgeroasting2475
    @trollgeroasting2475 7 месяцев назад +7

    PREPARE THY HUNGER
    MY 2 FOR 1 ULTIMATE JACK COMBO IS NOW!

  • @SpicyBoi2
    @SpicyBoi2 9 месяцев назад +4

    One must imagine Jack happy...

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 Месяц назад +1

    I love it when companies play along with memes like this.

  • @Soda_Draws12345
    @Soda_Draws12345 2 месяца назад +2

    "YOU CANT ESCAPE!"

  • @POTATO-fu2hu
    @POTATO-fu2hu Год назад +337

    Jack: *SAY YOUR PRAYERS*
    Edit: How did I get so many likes, I'm not even funny..

    • @EAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA2737
      @EAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA2737 10 месяцев назад +1

      OH CRAP!

    • @spade8094
      @spade8094 10 месяцев назад

      I'm not gonna like then

    • @MelatoninButWrong
      @MelatoninButWrong 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@spade8094Cool 👍

    • @smallarms_1993
      @smallarms_1993 10 месяцев назад

      fr

    • @smellslikev2arm
      @smellslikev2arm 6 месяцев назад

      Don't be so hard on yourself-but I think it's a combination of your comment being fairly early, and the meme being so good that it's hype-inducing (thus leading to you getting many HYPE likes of high enthusiasm)
      I'm so hyped (even though I'm seeing this meme for, like, the 20th time), I also gave you a like lole

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 9 месяцев назад +5

    The new Jack in the box Prime-Rib sandwich

  • @El_funny_table
    @El_funny_table 2 месяца назад +1

    Jack passed the vibe check 💀

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 26 дней назад +1

    I like to think the camera wasn’t tilted, the force of Jack’s escape caused the tower to collapse

  • @davidmingle5910
    @davidmingle5910 11 месяцев назад +10

    This prison? To hold ME?

  • @theman4264
    @theman4264 10 месяцев назад +9

    This prison... to hold ME?

  • @joeypickering5273
    @joeypickering5273 2 месяца назад +2

    “So, come forth, child of Ronald.”
    “And DINE.”

  • @r2d2ther2unit7
    @r2d2ther2unit7 3 месяца назад +3

    CODE RED: THE JACK IS NO LONGER IN THE BOX!

  • @jacksonwilliams5399
    @jacksonwilliams5399 10 месяцев назад +3

    “This prison, to hold, me?”

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 10 месяцев назад +4

    Jack is no longer in the box.
    THY END IS NOW.

  • @Sunz40
    @Sunz40 2 месяца назад +1

    “And I enjoyed every second of it…. *starts geeking*”

  • @afunkingamer2415
    @afunkingamer2415 2 месяца назад +1

    Jack when he got free:
    *Ah... free at last...*

  • @leondejesuscm4369
    @leondejesuscm4369 9 месяцев назад +4

    NO IM NOT READY FOR HIS SUCCULENT BOWLS

  • @huntergaming1337
    @huntergaming1337 11 месяцев назад +4

    THIS PRISON.. TO HOLD ME????

  • @user-gu2tm4lc5k
    @user-gu2tm4lc5k 7 месяцев назад +2

    _"This BOX, to hold,_ *_ME?"_*

  • @TheSilliestSpaghetti
    @TheSilliestSpaghetti 19 дней назад

    It is so in character for Sisyphus to eat a bee and start laughing maniacally

  • @Skeletonin
    @Skeletonin 11 месяцев назад +18

    “This prison, to hold me?” - Jack “In The” Box

  • @somedude8380
    @somedude8380 3 месяца назад +3

    breaking news: 12 children reported missing in downtown baltimore.

  • @immortalsnail322
    @immortalsnail322 7 месяцев назад +2

    *"This prison TO HOLD ME? "*

  • @HoboWithACat
    @HoboWithACat 5 месяцев назад +2

    I like how Jack is just very into memes

  • @whitestar7609
    @whitestar7609 11 месяцев назад +11

    This prision, to hold... ME?!

  • @DialingDock2
    @DialingDock2 11 месяцев назад +18

    What's the song?
    Edit: scratch that, it's PANDEMONIUM

    • @regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlsk
      @regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlsk 9 месяцев назад +1

      pandemonium, by who?

    • @DialingDock2
      @DialingDock2 9 месяцев назад

      @@regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlsk by Heaven Pierce Her
      Just search "Ultrakill Pandemonium"

    • @user-zq9so9jo8b
      @user-zq9so9jo8b 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlskHAKITA!!!

    • @ATLASWasTaken
      @ATLASWasTaken 6 месяцев назад

      @@regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlsk By Heaven Pierce Her, or Hakita

    • @DialingDock2
      @DialingDock2 3 месяца назад

      ​@@regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlskby Heaven Pierce Her

  • @MarieMilien-hv7mx
    @MarieMilien-hv7mx 4 месяца назад +2

    Jackie the box: ah… free at last.

  • @bobismad0
    @bobismad0 5 месяцев назад +2

    "YOU MAKE EVEN THE COOK CRY"

  • @dragginballz000
    @dragginballz000 11 месяцев назад +7

    Prime // second
    Freezing World
    Jack prime
    --------------------

  • @Valole666
    @Valole666 Год назад +19

    THIS CARDBOARD... TO HOLD... ME?

  • @TyshaggyGaming
    @TyshaggyGaming 5 дней назад +1

    I feel like Jack and the Burger King are the Gods of fat food chaos.

  • @jaf443
    @jaf443 10 месяцев назад +1

    Jack prime: This prison.....to hold.....ME?

  • @McSeele1
    @McSeele1 Год назад +6

    we're all dead

  • @Ronnin3489
    @Ronnin3489 11 месяцев назад +3

    Me when Jack Prime does a judgement: 💀

  • @muhammadhafiz4457
    @muhammadhafiz4457 3 месяца назад +2

    sisyphus prime: destroy all machines🗿🍷

  • @Voice_from_the_Void
    @Voice_from_the_Void Месяц назад +1

    "THE JACK IS OUT OF THE BOX! I REPEAT THE JACK IS OUT OF THE BOX!"

  • @zethnevarg2399
    @zethnevarg2399 Год назад +5

    PRIME//SECOND
    WAIT OF THE BURGER

  • @trevorroggenkamp7237
    @trevorroggenkamp7237 5 месяцев назад +4

    P3 bouta be crazy🔥

  • @starhawk3657
    @starhawk3657 7 дней назад

    Numi: Do you guys think one gallon would be enough?
    Noombas: 55 final offer.

  • @Asmoduesmybeloved
    @Asmoduesmybeloved Год назад +6

    OH NO

  • @Charles0901
    @Charles0901 9 месяцев назад +5

    “This prison full of junk… to hold… ME?”

  • @finger-sniffer-69420
    @finger-sniffer-69420 Месяц назад

    love how jack just plays along with the joke

  • @goorila-lw4bu
    @goorila-lw4bu 7 месяцев назад +1

    "A customer?"

  • @largochain4202
    @largochain4202 11 дней назад

    Sisyphus really is a jack in the box, he pops out n' fights you, just like jack.

  • @user-iw7hh6bf8p
    @user-iw7hh6bf8p 7 месяцев назад +1

    This burger, TO HOLD ME

  • @foxdreemurr9356
    @foxdreemurr9356 6 месяцев назад +2

    OH GOD I CANT EVEN DEFEAT HIM IN FIRST TRY.

  • @idkbrO654
    @idkbrO654 5 месяцев назад +1

    "THIS BOX I LIVE IN... JUST TO HOLD *ME* IN?"

  • @kinglucastheawesome
    @kinglucastheawesome 28 дней назад

    Jack Prime doesnt regret a second of it

  • @Trexisback2007
    @Trexisback2007 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Do something about it" - jack out of the box

  • @TheMidnightReaper983
    @TheMidnightReaper983 Месяц назад +1

    This is an r/bossfight moment

  • @kurotonickky
    @kurotonickky 10 месяцев назад

    A customer? hmm... indeed, i slept long enough.

  • @theeskrungly
    @theeskrungly 10 месяцев назад +2

    ULTRAKILL IS REAL OH FUUUUUCK

  • @bup3493
    @bup3493 Месяц назад

    “i am free” in all lowercase just looks so fricking goofy from such a large company😭

  • @ryanisnttryin3733
    @ryanisnttryin3733 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Call in MTF 'Kingslayers' we've got a situation"

  • @GuyThatCooks1.1
    @GuyThatCooks1.1 Месяц назад

    as someone named jackson, i did indeed escape the box

  • @Ohio102
    @Ohio102 Месяц назад

    He is now "Jack is coming for you" instead of "Jack in the box".

  • @Zephyrius8
    @Zephyrius8 4 месяца назад

    This joke right here, has mutliple layers of funny.

  • @B4T48
    @B4T48 10 месяцев назад +1

    This box, to hold me?

  • @Sackk_boyy
    @Sackk_boyy Месяц назад

    All fun and games till a boss healthbar appears and you see jack, ripper of reality.

  • @45potato95
    @45potato95 27 дней назад

    This is the best advertising ever

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 9 месяцев назад +1

    Steel Panopticon.

  • @M4RSSTUFF
    @M4RSSTUFF 18 часов назад

    Everybody gangsta until "PRIME /// THIRD"

  • @TotallyNotADolphinIRL
    @TotallyNotADolphinIRL Месяц назад

    He got put of the panopticon finally.

  • @HAM-ster_yt
    @HAM-ster_yt Месяц назад

    That's no Jack in the box, that's Jack out of the box

  • @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal
    @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal 3 месяца назад

    This literally looks exactly like the panopticon

  • @Karamelmecdukrakata
    @Karamelmecdukrakata Месяц назад

    Time for a boss fight so extreme it looks like a whole dark souls game

  • @GuessIllDie
    @GuessIllDie 10 месяцев назад

    Jack: *do something about it*

  • @Cooldude32117
    @Cooldude32117 5 месяцев назад

    “This jack in the box sign……to hold ME?”