The 5 parents at school drop-off!
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Hi! I'm Taylor Calmus, a Colorado-based actor/comedian. I started Dude Dad© two weeks before my son Theo was born as a way to stay creative while learning to be a father. My wife Heidi and I now have 3 kids and over 300+ videos. My purpose for the channel is to entertain, enlighten and inspire.
In addition to Dude Dad©, I have been in numerous TV shows, commercials, and have regular appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I will also be hosting my own TV show called "Super Dad" on the new Magnolia Network / Discovery+. Heidi and the kids will also be a part of the show. I am originally from the rural community of Howard, South Dakota.
The 5 parents at school drop-off!
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As a teacher who works the parent pick up line, I can tell you these are super accurate. There’s a few missing though: the car with the food and snacks that spill out the door, the parent who gets out in the middle of the line to buckle or unbuckle their 9 year old from the backseat, the texter who holds up the line, the honker, and my favorite: the one who brings us hot Starbucks when we’re outside on snowy or raining mornings.
That's super nice and y'all deserve it. Question, how do you bring people coffee when you don't know how they take it? Or do you just bring hot cocoa....then what if they are lactose intolerant? My son started school last year but between covid and stuff I never did get to doing this but I'd like to this year
I'm the car with the food and snacks and crumpled papers that spill out the door.
I really need to clean my car but tomorrow is Veteran's day and I intend to do the "free food" crawl all over town - which will result in more garbage spilling out of my car door.
Food wrappers falling from car .... guilty 😔
My pants are probably the embarrassing ones especially my stepmom
The one that leaves a distance between her car and the one in front of her, so the rest of the line can't move up. The one that parks at the crosswalk so she can walk her child up to the door. The cluster of chit chat parents on the sidewalk....
PTO parent was the best one! “I heard John got laid off, that’s too bad. I thought he might have some extra time” 😂😂😂😂
I'm the mom who started parking a half mile away from the school and then walking the rest of the way because I can't handle the drop-off line road rage anymore.
I wonder every time I drive by one of these lines why no-one else does this. Healthier in every way
Same, but I only usually have to walk about a block or two
@@ceebee2858 I even do it when it's 100 degrees out, my only concession is leaving my plug in car on with the AC so it's cool when the kids get in it. Those dog days are difficult but still worth avoiding the line rage! I'm not saying it's just everyone else's rage, I can't stand waiting behind certain people and other annoying behavior. I'd rather walk in triple digit heat!
If I had kids I would do as you do. Stop car, park, walk the rest of the way.
Yep, me too when my kiddo was in elementary school. The school was right next to a small housing development with an amenity area with parking. Park there, unload the kid and the dog, and have a nice walk vs dealing with the car rider drop-off line!
I hope one of the five is the parent that parks in the drop off line then goes into the school for 20 minutes. That parent really irritates the rest of us.
Yes!!! Ugh
Yessssssss
Yesssssssss!
Ugh that parent is the worst…!!!
Same person that parks in the fire lane in front of the grocery store....
THere are subtle ways that Taylor makes his characters amazing, i.e. the PTA mom: the clipboard slap. Genius.
I got flashbacks to when my mom would drop me off when I heard that 😭
OMG!! The PTA MOM!! I AM SO HERE FOR IT🤣😆😂😡🤬😡
His expressions are everything! 😂
The clip board slap makes me so irrationally angry 😅
I AM that PTA mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
You forgot the "disheveled mom" who looks like she just rolled out of bed. Haha. That was me for the 6 months following my 3rd child being born. 😂😂
Otherwise known as " hot mess mom."
@@darcistephenson5359 Haha! Yes. I like your title better!
Nothing like dropping the kids off in your pyjamas ;)
Congrats on it only being for 6 months! Going on 18 years of hot mess mom here! Lol. Bras and 7am drop off just don't work for me.
@@MaggieLuds Holy cow! Yeah, Hot Mess Mom is 100% called for with a 7am drop off. ☠
There is the stroller gang parents too. They live close enough to the school to walk and gaggle on the sidewalk in the way of everyone else. They are sometimes a mix of fashion mom and "I workout all the time" parent.
This was me. Guilty. But I'm now the impatient mom, high school drop off lines aren't any better than primary school lol
Yes!! 👏🏻
How about the "I'm so embarrassed that I have a ponytail and dirty sweats but it was all I could do today" Mom?
🤣🤣 So much truth here!
Oh my gosh This is so accurate 😂
Don't forget the barely on time but still in pajamas in their car parent (praying that they don't have to get out for any reason and that no one happens to see them) because they have two kids still in diapers and haven't slept in 7 years, plus they're so crazy they decided to try going back to college on top of that, so they can only muster enough energy and time to get the school aged kid ready that early in the morning. This may or may not have been me before we started homeschooling.
This is 1000% me 🙈
Yeah that was way too specific for it to not be you!
This is my husband. Yesterday he got caught in PJs and slippers when our oldest made him late, so he had to go in and fill out a tardy slip. Thankfully it was pj day at school. He fit right in. 😆
@@jeannegeise7653 thats hilarious!
Oh thank goodness you started homeschooling.
“We’re re-greasing the doors and I noticed your kids use the doors” 💀💀💀
When my oldest started kindergarten I was surprised how cut throat the drop off line is. Nothing like multiple moms in massive SUVS pretending they don’t see you because they either want to cut you off or don’t want to let you merge. 👍
its dog eat dog for sure
Or whipping a U-ey in the middle of the street after they drop off their kid.
Omg! Thank you! Bs! I hope they see this lmao!
100% accurate!
Well back in my day!! this didn't happen because we WALKED to school! (Read it in Taylor's voice).
Kids came running yelling "Dude Dad!" when they heard your voice 😁
-the throat punch and wife stumbling got me in the mama and church feels. Well done!
Ohhh you NAILED The PTA Mom. You have to start a series of this character. I cried laughing. I was a mother that worked outside the home in a demanding job. I got so sick of the way these crazy ladies we’re running the PTA so I volunteered for a board position. I was shocked at the behavior, gossiping & disrespect towards teachers that I saw at every board meeting. It’s unreal how accurate your character is.
You’ve got to do one at different events like, bake sales, craft shows & visit a couple board meetings for great content 😘😂
Yes. This would be hilarious.
Ohhhh hey got something for the bakesale
" I know your busy, but I know you want to be a good mom" 😂
Poor Heidi with nothing to wear... Taylor has it all. Funny as always.
I'm definitely the impatient one. Time is money and I'm expensive is what I tell the kids! 😆 They know that we're not stopping, slow roll and jump out like they're invading the beaches of Normandy!
LOL! My husband, too! He taught our girls, "Stand up! Hook up! Go! Go! Go!"
@@amy8170 exactly! Military dads know the drill! They would unbuckle as they came around the corner, sling those backpacks on, hands on the door handle ready to go!
@@gahansel Yes!! Good times .... 🤣
Tuck and roll, kids; tuck and roll! I am not stopping this car…be ready
Hahaha I imagined it in my head and started laughing out loud 🤣🤣🤣
“Who needs a car when God gave us quads like these!” Ahahahahahaha!!!! Also, Taylor, have you been practicing that Wisconsin accent with Charlie from Manitowoc Minute? It’s getting better!
School teacher here…you nailed it. If you think drop off is fun, you need to check out dismissal!
Yes! A dismissal video!!
I'm a teacher too I'm the impatient teacher. Things I think of every morning, "Seriously you have been in this line for 10 minutes and they have no clue where their shoes are, the back pack is not packed oh.... And you still need to hug and kiss them...." Things I actually say. "Sir, we are working toward them getting out of the vehicle on their own." "Oh they have never opened the car door before.... Well she's in first grade and it's the fourth week of school. Is that something your wife and you can work on with her? No, it's not safe...ok"😳
I love the PTA mom has a full on Minnesotan accent
I'm the aunt in the carpool lane who apparently didn't have enough security clearance to pick up my nephew. No worries, it only took them pulling me out of the line I'd already waited an hour and half in because I was warned to get their early, to then further wait on the side as they took my picture, ran my ID, called their mom, had her verify my identity, had my nephew separately acknowledge from my photo it was me and present the code word set up at the beginning of the year, followed by a drop of blood and the snipping of a piece of my hair (only barely kidding about that) , and then a full hour later, I could take him home. Yea!
Impressive security!!
@@cametochangemyusername-can1295 It was, and I mean, end of the day, can I really be mad that they tried to prevent me from potentially kidnapping my own nephew?
We have procedures like this too. Non-custodial parents sometimes kidnap their kids and take them out of state. One of the schools in our area had someone posing as as social worker from DCF take a kid.
You have to go with a parent the first time. When the execu-dad gets you clearance, no problems.
"sorry if I'm causing your wife to stumble"....LOL, that is hysterical and something only a Christian would understand. Great video as always!
I did t get the religious connection, but it was still hilarious!
I haven't been religious in over 20 years but that stuff never leaves you, got a good chuckle from me. His delivery was perfect 🤣🤣🤣
not a Christian, but I'm guessing that means the cycling suit = too much skin show = indirectly giving incentive for the off-screen wife of someone else to stare = provoking adultery (not really) = npot a bro move for a fellow Christian since he's making someone sin
You guys doing one for “picking the kids up from school?” If you do, don’t forget the parent that completely forgot!
It's the PTA mom with the sleeveless dress and the tribal tattoo that gets me 😂😂
"Happy 23rd day of the first grade" yeah I've done that. 🤣 no shame.
First graders like the love.
Sixth graders... not so much.
Learned about myself: I’m the clinger… especially the throat punch advisor
"Your kid uses all the doors"...LMAO!!!
I had my fair share of “verbal spankings” from the PTA mom.😂
Hey Taylor & Heidi, on the off chance you see this I wanted to thank you.
I’m a big fan of you both & my parents also live in Fort Collins. I’m in Colorado Springs. My mom ran into you, Heidi & Otto at your book signing at Barnes & Noble. You made a video for me & signed a copy of your book. My name is Rachel & I work for military families with special needs children (In case that jogs your memory). Thank you for taking the time to make the video & write a personalized message. Taylor, you somehow wrote exactly what I needed to hear. You didn’t even met me but you completely nailed it. It’s a gift I will cherish always. I hope one day I get the chance to meet you in person! Until then, thank you! You both are truly making a difference the world & I’m so grateful.
With Love & Respect,
Rachel
Awww, that's cool. And such an admirable job. 🤍
Great to hear from you again Rachel! hope you're well :)
@@DudeDad I’m really glad this message got to you! I wanted to send a letter to thank you but couldn’t find a P.O. Box. Truly, thank you! ❤️
@@VioletJoy Thanks! I adore my job. I feel incredibly grateful to have a job I love and to get to serve such wonderful military families! ❤️
@@racheljordan6292 Well, it sounds like the job is right for you, and you are right for the job. 🤍
Excited for this one. I’m the one cursing under my breath but waving at everyone in the insane morning competition over parking spots
Right! I found a new kind of hell this year having to navigate the highschool parking lot, the parents drive worse then the teenagers!
There’s also “The Fashion Show Mom” who thinks everyone at drop off is looking at her so her hair, make up and outfit have to be on point. I had a friend like that. No matter how late she was leaving to drop off her kids, her hair, make up and outfit to be perfect. She said “well the other moms look like that so she has to also.” I went with her multiple times to drop off her kids. The other moms didn’t look like that
or the mom who can't be bothered to put on clothes and shows up in pj's and slippers.
@@mimiNana-yi4cy that mom too. I saw mostly those moms when I’d go with my friend. I didn’t see ladies with their hair and make up done like she claimed
@@mimiNana-yi4cy that’s me 😂
@@mimiNana-yi4cy that one will be me in about 3 years.
I’ve been the mom dropping off in pj’s and no bra😂
I just want to normalize having my kids together but being a total mess. Where is that parent? 😆
Here!
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Me!
Girrrrl I’m here for it. Kid looks like he just stepped off the front cover of GQ and here I am lookin a hot mess with my mom bun, jamma pants and a travel mug of coffee. 😅
I’m Definitely number 4 😂 Tuck and roll kids cuz I ain’t coming to a full spot!
My worst drop off was when I hit the sunroof button instead of the back hatch button and a foot of fluffy snow dropped into the front seat!
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“Don’t put her ponytail in now!” 😂 Guilty as charged!! Taylor must’ve been behind me once in the drop-off line!
I have a preteen. I have learned that as long as she is dressed for the weather and took care of her hygiene and had everything needed for school we are good. I just let natural consequences take care of the rest. I show up in the car line straight from the gym looking like crap. No fashion plate here.
Was laughing my bum out at PTA mom 🤣😂 So well done! From the lines to the accent, to the gestures... You absolutely nailed it! 👏
Loved that you included a nod to Charlie Berens 😆
Keep 'er movin!
Need a pickup line video. I was always amazed at the parents who would come 30 -60 minutes early and park...
I would just push my kid out the door of my moving car... We need to be on-time!😁
Same...I'll never have that kind of time or patience
As a South Dakota native, Taylor nailed the accent with the PTA mom! 🤣
I was wondering why the PTA lady had a northern accent, lol!
I picked up on that right away also !
We're definitely those parents who are always late but still taking pics of our kids in front of the school 😅😆😂 Hugs from the Netherlands!
At least we don't get minivan lines in the Netherlands 😂
No minivan lines, but bakfiets lines 😉
Here in Boulder, the "cyclist" really hit home. Generic flexible jobs abound here! 😂
I work at a school, and part of my job involves directing traffic. Here are my pros and cons for each parent type
Always late- Pro: understands the meaning of each bell Con: speeds through the parking lot like it’s the Indy 500 because they don’t want to miss last bell again.
Affirmations- Pro: genuinely loves their kid, is likely to volunteer at least one more day than the required minimum. Cons: this shtick can get a little creepy as the kids get older (also, the teacher’s lounge has a nickname for this parent-we don’t know ur name but we know you’re “that parent”).
Cyclist- Pro: usually follows the rules of the road; doesn’t hurt any kids. Also, volunteers a lot more than the other parents thanks to their generic flexible job. Cons: if their kid’s bike gets so much as a ding on it, they will report the damage to the school, and they will want to know exactly what we’re going to do about it immediately.
Impatient parent- Pro: Efficient. Car pulls up, kid gets in/out, car goes away. Con: frequently ignores speed limits and traffic directors. May curse out staff members if they are approached for breaking said rules (depends on time of day and how nice their suit is). BTW, if you do curse us out, your name has definitely been reported to our supervisors. Every time. We memorize your license plate too.
PTA- Pro: is trying to help the school. Con: Lady, if you don’t stop holding up my traffic I will yank your soul out of your body! We got cars to move and kids to unload, let’s go! Thankfully our PTA doesn’t do this, BUT chatty adults have sometimes held up traffic during pickup. Same pros and cons apply.
Most people wearing suits these days are salesmen. I work in a fortune 500 and nobody wears a suit even in the c suit unless its a formal event.
"warsh" 🤣 this!!! PTA...your kids use the doors, keep er movin 😉❤
now you need to thr pick up line. That thing is nuts 😳 people start to line up no joke 1 to 2hrs before pick up begins. It got so bad I make my kid walk 2 blocks and park around the corner.
It’s 1:34 rn. Kid finishes at 2:25. I leave at 1:45 so I can be there 2 latest. Otherwise yes, I’m at least 2 blocks away. It’s insane. And since so many parents work from home there are more at pick up because they can leave work for a bit. Ugh.
Elementary gets out at 2:30. Middle and high school get out at 2:50. Saves congestion although I still park in the back lot to pick up the younger one and then trek back to the back lot to wait for the other 2
Totally worth it though to have a parking spot that's easily accessible
When my son was in elementary school, we lived right behind the property. I'd walk him the 20 feet to our back gate and watch until he got in the door. Now I feel like I missed out on a very important social experiment lol
I love that you're playing Charlie playing a PTA mom!!! Hahahahhahahaha
The PTA mom is basically just Charlie in a wig.
I work a drop off line and I can confirm this is incredibly accurate.
I love how PTA Karen has a Wisconsin accent. It's so perfect 🤣
Hahaha. I believe Amazon just delivered 5 heavy boxes of stuff in my garage for the PTA, probably for the "halloween party". Count me as tired of being PTA's receiving dock, warehouse (and cardboard disposal man).
THE pta MOM! oh gawd yass
nailed it, even down to the clip board slapping....nice
I admit, I've been ALL of those people at one time or another. 4 kids, 20+yrs of schools.
Lol! Hilarious! My son is 3, so not in school yet, but I am already the clinger 😂
My daughter is going to highschool this year.....that parking lot is a new kinda hell I've never experienced before.
Ugh, the HS parking lot... ours had numerous exits, but we were only allowed to use ONE. My first year driving, I waited until I knew most of the HS crowd had left before I'd leave (about 10 minutes before the second round of busses lined up). It gave me the time to get comfortable driving (and I had a very old manual car - my family, thankfully, insisted I learn how to drive one lol) before I became brave enough to endure the particular h.e.double-hockey-sticks that was the parking lot when school let out.
All of these parents are fully dressed! No robes? Or bed head? Missed opportunity! Lol
My dad is the impatient one!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 he is the same way sometimes!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
How'd Taylor get arrested?
"You say there's a guy filming outside of the school? And he keeps changing his clothes and making funny noises? Multiple wigs? Now he's talking to imaginary children? Yeah that's weird.. we'll send a patrol car right over."
“Keep er movin’” I love that is is also a midwest PTA mom.
And this is why we bought a house within WALKING distance to the local school. And happy we did, drop off and pick time is bedlam!
this is one of the reasons I bought a home as far from any school as possible. the circling like vultures parents , the wtf did you get your license parents coupled with 12 block radius of school at dropoff/pickup being complete clusters made it an easy decision
That moment you realize you’re the clingy parent 😅 minus picking them up two hours after dropping them off
Im a Always Almost Late Parent (but almost never actually late), Clinger Parent, & Impatient Parent 😆🤣
Happy I grew up in the early 90’s. Hopped a bus to school in the winter, but fall and spring I rode my bike. My parents just made sure we were out the door, on us to make it there!
I'm not a parent, but that PTA mom makes my blood boil.
I imagine if I *did* have children, I'd probably be on her "naughty" list because "you don't love your children enough because you won't do (x) for the school" would tilt me right out.
All that to say, congratulations Taylor, you did such a good job making that character believable that I very much dislike her.
lol lol
This is spot on.
Me, being the late parent.
Never used to be late, but life happens and I have to care for mum n hubby
So, we muddle through.
Love Dude Dad, we all enjoy watching it.
Haha!! All this time I thought I was the nice/cool mom, after watching this I realized I’m the “clinger” mom 😅😂😭😭
You forgot the aunt that has no idea what she’s doing… oh wait, that’s me 🤣
I always figured that if I could volunteered, it would take away from the parents who really wanted to.
Yeah, as much as they complain, 90% of those people's life purpose is doing those things all themselves and then telling everyone about it.
I was #4 all the way. Our family called the drop off the kiss and kick. After a while my kids took over the complaining...proud parent moment! Every time we saw a mini van tailgate opening and that big tuba coming out...or worse just a backpack...and then watching is slowly close, we lost our minds! My kids loved seeing how fast they could get out so I barely had to stop. Good times.
Same!! Ya my youngest complains now too. Passing the torch 😂. I love that “kiss and kick”.
I don't even have kids and it's hilarious. Like the last joke. Woo Hoo, Taylor!!! Love the mom tats, too.
😂 “generic flexible job”
we have that bike trailer, but in the Netherlands everyone does school dropoff by bike. But with normal clothes 😮
The tapping of the clipboard for the PTA parent...so on point 😂.
I am probably going to be The Clinger! My daughter: 9 months old, only child.
So... Punch him in the throat like mommy showed you baby! ❤
"Don't put her ponytail now...." I'm that lady every time 😂😂😂
Plus every extra child you have means that many more years in the drop off, I was SO glad when the last one was through with being driven! 👏👏👏🎉🎆🏁🌈😊
Always late parent here! 😅 Could never have guessed that before having kids though - I did not know myself as well as I thought apparantly... So happy I remembered my daughter had a "running day" at preschool today because last time I forgot. All the other kids were standing in line, dressed in gym clothes and with their snack boxes when we arrived late and without her things ... 😬
One of those mornings….. again. Ha! This is me every morning! But always so hopeful that tomorrow will be the day when we arrive to school on time.
I stg I love all the characters you play every video is epic
So glad PTA Charlie could guest star. That was an awesome collab 🤣
😂 this one hits close. This is the first time we are dropping our kids at school. I am a borderline Clinger, not going to lie.
Can't wait for this... I'm the parent that's half awake drinking coffee in my pj's 😄
Add in no bra and that's me too 🙃
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@@Hillside-Hive same, praying I dont have to get out for any reason🤣
@@ashfam5 my honest prayers every time!!! Lol.
I do that, but from my car and boot them out
"Sorry if I'm causing your wife to stumble" lmao!
My daughter, when she was in kindergarten and 1st grade, her school was no busses. Which meant that the parents were instructed by the school to give hugs and kisses at home, kids disembark quick and the line keeps moving. For pick ups, pull up, door open, kids get in, door shut, and move. We moved her 2nd grade, and even though we hated the commute, we missed how her old school did drop off and pick up. They even made you go around and get back into line if your kid wasn't there in a minute.
Haha 😂 I asked my kid which parent am I ? He said # 4. The Impatient Parent 😅
#6 The Overly Nice mom that stops in the middle of the street to let 10 cars in front of her while 30 stack up behind her
Taylor in a dress....I feel so completed. Love you guys!
I love the PTA mom with the arm band tattoo. Lol.
Which parents are you guys, Taylor and Heidi??
based on their other videos, i am guessing.... always late with starbucks in hand. 😅🥰
I’m mostly the Late Mom, but I keep watching the PTA Mom over and over 😂😂😂 That clipboard 📋 slap is everything!
I'm definitely the inpatient and always late parent 🤣🤣
😆😂 I'm the cyclist mom. The line about not mixing the $1700 Trek bike with the Huffys was my favorite! (We don't let our kids ride their nice bikes to school at all. They take their scooters. 😁)
And I've also been the late parent and the impatient parent at times. And the parent mentioned in the comments who drops their kids off far away from the carpool line in her pajamas rather than go through the carpool line.
PTA Mom rocking the shit out of that barb wire tattoo😂
My PTA President has a tattoo, she was awesome!
A hahaah love this ! I am totally mom 1&2! People are probably so annoyed of me 🫣 Great job as always Taylor and Heidi!!!🎉
My parents just had me walk my little sister to school, then drive her when I was old enough… didn’t matter that I was like 8 and living in the Midwest.
Then when I came home from college for vacation I was expected to drop off the baby sister and pick her up.
“Why deal with getting your daughters to school when they have a big brother?” Parents
"Sorry if I'm causing your wife to stumble" LOLOLOLOL
If I ever have to drop off a kid to school, and a pta rep asks me about volunteering for something… I’d say “create a newsletter email subscription” then roll up the car window.
Make this one a series. You have lots of material!!!
Omg I’m getting my kiddos ready for school now and this just made my morning LOL 😂 I have the PTA mom at my kids drop off line too 😅
We pull up like a hot unorganized mess and I shout drop and roll as I throw backpacks. Kidding. Sorta. Maybe.
I'm a mixed of the Pta parent. But we call it Hsa in our school. And the late forget everything. Sometime I'm on , sometimes I'm way off. Lol 😆
I really appreciate that the PTA mom has a barb wire tat. But does it go all the way around?😅
Her arms look fantastic in that sleeveless dress 😂
just let's people know that if you don't volunteer, she'll cut you
This is my favorite video of yours now. I laughed way too hard! 🤣🤣
The Drop Off line is SERIOUS BUSINESS!!! Loved it!!!
The firey anger I felt at the PTA mom had me shaking. No. Mam.
And then there is the teacher parent. We skip the entire dropoff line because we’ve been at school for 45 minutes already 😂