He didn't even have to write a script for this one - just followed Heidi around and recorded everything she said. Lol. This is every standard mom everywhere.
Can we just appreciate how hilariously bold Taylor is to film these in public wearing his Heidi wig? Love when you do these and when Heidi reacts to them!
Actually found some Lisa Frank stuff still in my daughter's room. She is married and has a house bigger than ours now. But I guess they don't fit their decor.
I got a Liza Frank binder for school when I was in elementary school (it came with a bonus pocket folder inside) and I was the shizzle that first day of school! Lol! 🤣
I love when he goes from being emotional about the kids going back to school and then goes into "real mom mode" at the front door! I'm in tears! Lol 😂👍🏼
After we watched this, my husband just silently turned his head and looked deep into my eyes. He didn’t have to say anything. I knew this was a 100% accurate depiction of me at Target. “I DID SO GOOD!”
100%…. I showed this to my husband of 33 years, he said “wow, that brings back memories” 😂😅…. Everything on point!! The “I DID SO GOOD”….. the checking the toe length on the shoes…. The trying on the outfits (we always did a fashion show for daddy 😜)….. Now I say “I DID SO GOOD” when I come home from the grocery store…. I’m a master shopper, it’s a gift 💕❤️🙏🏼🤪
It's called "Target" for a reason. They "Target" you the second you step into their store. You stop by the dollar aisle & it's as if they're watching you & saying, "Well looky here, we hooked another one." 😂😂😂
I remember when they first introduced the "dollar aisle" and my mom was just like "I wish they had that when you guys were kids, it would have kept you quiet the whole time knowing you'd get something" I also remember the days where Target was NOT a popular place to shop for clothes, it did have clothes, but not good ones, it was more where you would go and get birthday presents , just random things, and if you were REALLY good, you might get a frozen coke or colored popcorn at the end...and there was always the saying your parent/guardian said every time you went to get a gift, "Remember, we're getting a toy for them, not for you" Target in the 80s and 90s was a whole different experience than it is now
@@teresamanuszak4183 right? I don't know why I am so shocked at the price each time, I always try to do the balance in my head while I shop...then I wait forever for the person in front of me in line and say to myself "omg, who spends $270 at Target???" then I pull up with my cart and I'm dangerously encroaching that amount as well
I love how you said “I did so GOOD” each time, like you’ve totally heard your wife say it exactly like that 😂 I confess I heard you say that line in my own voice 😆 I’m sure my husband would recognize it .. 😁
My kids have been out of the house for a few years now and for the first two years, I was so happy I didn't have to do any of this but I have found this year I am very nostalgic and am missing all the pre-school excitement. I actually miss labeling everything, packing their backpack for 1st day of school, picking the clothes etc. It is weird how fast it goes and what you miss once it is over. It really is the little things. :)
This is SO ACCURATE. You have an amazing talent for capturing the personality and essence of the typical, suburban soccer mom. It's like you live in our heads. And also follow us around at Target. And keep track of how many empty Starbucks cups are left in our mini vans.
I bet he could do a really good impression of a homeschool mom. I love this one. It is so true unless you homeschool like I do then you would need a trailer to move your school supplies 😁
@@jmach952 exactly. My husband thinks I'm crazy because when I walk in the door from homeschool supply shopping, the first words I say are babe I did so good buying supplies. 😂
I wish I was homeschooled. I found out about it in third grade and asked for it ever since. I was just lied to with things like "that is only for kids who live to far away from a school to go to", and "it is illegal to not go to school." I promised my future kids I will never do that to them.
@ecv03 I'm sorry you was told that. It's not illegal or anything. I pray you do go that route. Homeschool opens up so many opportunities that public school doesn't offer.
Love it! We all start out in the beginning if the year with these super mama goals, like making these elaborate lunches with themes to them, and then you find yourself back the easy foods they actually eat! I’m always so ready for my son to go back to school, but then crying when he heads off another grade older when I keep picturing him as a baby crawling behind me around the house!
I’m screaming with laughter. I wish my mom was this enthused with back to school shopping for me and my siblings. Those 64 crayons though…gotta hide those from that spoiled kid 😆
My husband thought I spent a lot and then he started to go to the store and realized the danger of going. Especially with kids and going while your hungry. Every time he comes back he says “Man everything is so expensive these days”. I reply with “Really?! I know it’s crazy!” Lol
Oh man, those parents who refuse to send their kids to school in closed toe shoes🤦♀️. Do they not understand that the kids can't safety climb, or run. Then I have to spend most of recess getting mulch out of those sandles. Crocs are just as bad, especially if there's no socks. It's definitely cute when you only have 1 or 2 kids to keep safe, but when you are watching 20+ kids, sandles and crocs are a preschool/kindergarten teacher's nightmare.
So, so funny! Your song and dance moves going into Target reminded me of the Staples back to school commercial "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" LOLOL! 🤣🤣🤣
The shoe shopping is SO accurate! lol I'm still the same way even with myself, & then whenever I have had to go out to get shoes with my friends, I always say the same thing XD
I had a parent who would send their child with a teacher gift at the start of the school year (usually whiteboard markers in all the colours of the rainbow, and post-it notes). :)
Hey Taylor! love your channel even though my husband and I are not parents ourselves we love watching your videos. I can relate to your wife in the target aspect of things it just completely describes me whenever I’m at target and then my husband freaks out when I come home with a lot of bags.
Too funny! My daughter and I were just wallowing in the fact that my grandson is no longer in toddler clothes! 🥹😁 Going into the boys section for his school clothes nearly broke her! 😂
I felt the same way! I went to the toddler section to buy some clothes and I spent some time there looking and looking for clothes that would fit him.... then it hit me that I was in the wrong section. I nearly cried right there in the store.
@@jeanettefullmer7525 I'm not a mom, but I still feel that time passing thing, especially when I remember that my cousin Valerie is only 10 yrs younger than me, with her graduate degree. Heck, I was 10 when she was still in diapers! Same thing for her sister Darci. She was not quite 2 when she, Val and their parents were at my high school graduation. Here I was with my hair done up in a French twist (thanks to my English teacher), gold hoop earrings and my red graduation gown, and she's bopping around like a little fairy. 😭
that 3 month old banana in a ziploc bag is all fun and games until you actually have a student who has one in their backpack as "a science experiment."
Lol! The Sun Butter! I have to use Sun Butter in my home daycare. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. The kids love the Sun Butter! I don't lie though...they know it's not peanut butter. They learn all about food allergies before I send them off to Kindergarten 😊
It’s crazy how 100% accurate this is… I dread back to school!!! I always ask her how much she needs for back to school and then add at least 30% more to her total…
Ummm...would Heidi ever admit to being sucked into the Target Vortex?!! The first rule of shopping at Target is never to admit there's a Target Vortex, hahahaaa.
I laughed so hard at the comment about Lisa Franke school supplies! My daughter and I both cracked up! I always bought her that stuff and for me too! Shes now out of college with two degrees living her best life as a librarian. 😁✝️
Taylor thank you for never failing to make me laugh 😂 literally makes my day, my favorites are you in the Heidi wig. GOLD. keep it up. Cant stop binge watching your videos!
🤣😍 School year starting always stirs something deep inside. Have been a teacher and parent of school-age darlings. Been out of teaching for several years and our youngest graduated in 2021!! Live in a small town in working class neighborhood, so before long, the neighbors will be back to the daily yelling, door slamming and quick acceleration out of the driveway announcing the 2022-23 school year. Now I want to buy folders!!
My youngest is supposedly in Grade 11 but he's not really a school kinda guy... I already feel like an old lady as all the parents park in front of our house and herd kids to the school around the corner. My kids walked out the back gate and were at school. Location is everything!
I always have to laugh most when you imitate Heidi. I have had a rough day. Thank you so much for giving me laughters. Next Heidi has to imitate you. She could pose as you going to parents meetings at school.
I find myself wanting to be your friend the more of these I see! 🤣🤣 Heidi must be such a jewel! Love yalls content so much! Sending love from Oklahoma!
I got Covid during my back to school shopping excursion last Friday. I'm a nurse and this is the first time (not joking) that I have gotten Covid and it was shopping for school supplies. Damn tax free weekend, I should have known. The upside, I got everything he needed!
I couldn’t stop laughing at the lunches. It’s my kids first week back to school. The little boogers didn’t eat the healthy lunch I packed for them… TWICE. I took them to Taco Bell after 🤣
Very relatable! I remember some of the things they put on the school supplies lists were so bizarre. One teacher wanted refills for the plug in air freshener thing...and when we expressed concern about the use of it in the classroom because our son had severe allergies, she looked at us like we had three heads.
Why are there lists? I don't ' remember any lists when I went to school in the 70s and 80s. Everyone just got one of those cardboard school supply boxes, pencil, glue, scissors, ruler, eraser.
The reason she looked at you like that is because the refills were for her house and she was thinking why do they think their son would be at my house . 😉
That's because kids stink. Not all at once and not at first thing in the morning but you lock yourself in a room with 30 10 year olds and see if you're not questioning some decisions by the end of the day. Middle school is worse because that's when they all start to stink, no matter how well they wash or how much deodorant. Those hormones show up and you'll be gasping for some Glade.
Oh. My. Gosh, I laughed so hard! That box of crayons!!🤣 But seriously though, you really should get whatever is on the teaches list. There really is a reason for it.😁
OMG too funny. At least Dude Dad portrays Heidi as being enthusiastic and not one of those moms who drags around Target in a sour mood cause she has to spend the $
Oooooo I totally made the mistake of giving my son (who was in 3rd grade at the time) a banana with his lunch….. he didn’t eat it. It ended up in his backpack. By the time he got home at the end of the day…. I opened his backpack to get his homework out……. Banana smashed into everything. Literally in all of his books…. Pages….. everything….. 😬🫨😧 If we hadn’t already bought him replacement books that year for leaving his water bottle in his backpack where of course it leaked all over……. I just wiped the banana off all his books and set them in front of the fan all night. The smell of banana all year never hurt anybody🤣😉👍🏼
I imagine your local Target manager is like: "Buckle down and warn the new employees... Taylor's imitating his wife again in Aisle 14."
That would be a fun work day, though. I mean seeing a fully grown adult man dress up as his wife, haha
🎉 it would be a party in aisle 14
I would flee IMMEDIATELY
It would be hilarious 😂
I love that. LMAO
This is the best. "let me feel your toe, now walk around a little" this is the mom script passed down to us by our fore-mothers
I try to do this still, but my son's 17 and doesn't appreciate it. "Mom! They fit fine!"
Pinching the toe of the shoe move is akin to the secret hand shake.
He didn't even have to write a script for this one - just followed Heidi around and recorded everything she said. Lol. This is every standard mom everywhere.
I feel so seen 🤣
Can we just appreciate how hilariously bold Taylor is to film these in public wearing his Heidi wig? Love when you do these and when Heidi reacts to them!
I think people are getting pretty used to seeing people doing and wearing crazy things while filming in public.
You can do whatever you want. You don't have to ask.
"I got caught in the vortex." 😂 So funny, Taylor!
It's so easy a Tarjay
Yesssss!!! I died when you said “Lisa Frank!” Only a handful of folks will know the reference.
I had the OG Lisa Frank stickers in my sticker book (that's how old I am). LOL!
@@familyfunx4 you’re dope!! I could only afford 2 pencils and the sharpener!!
Actually found some Lisa Frank stuff still in my daughter's room. She is married and has a house bigger than ours now. But I guess they don't fit their decor.
👋me
I got a Liza Frank binder for school when I was in elementary school (it came with a bonus pocket folder inside) and I was the shizzle that first day of school! Lol! 🤣
I love when he goes from being emotional about the kids going back to school and then goes into "real mom mode" at the front door! I'm in tears! Lol 😂👍🏼
Yes. Best part bc it’s me lol
After we watched this, my husband just silently turned his head and looked deep into my eyes. He didn’t have to say anything. I knew this was a 100% accurate depiction of me at Target. “I DID SO GOOD!”
🤣🤣🤣
100%…. I showed this to my husband of 33 years, he said “wow, that brings back memories” 😂😅…. Everything on point!! The “I DID SO GOOD”….. the checking the toe length on the shoes…. The trying on the outfits (we always did a fashion show for daddy 😜)…..
Now I say “I DID SO GOOD” when I come home from the grocery store…. I’m a master shopper, it’s a gift 💕❤️🙏🏼🤪
😂😂😂😂😂
Love this ! Made me laugh as always Taylor !!!! Can’t wait to see Heidi’s reaction :)
Stay tuned!
I can't wait either! 😂
@@DudeDad Especially with the full coverage underwear. 🤣
Yes!!
@@DudeDad same!!!!! Can’t wait!!
The toe at the end of the shoe brought back shoe shopping memories. My mom did that all the time. ❤️
@Free Spirit Ah! Yes!!! So true!!! 😆 I'm definitely going to do it to my future kids. Come on it is a Motherly Tradition. 😉
Yep ,Then I did it to my kid lol
Yep! Flashbacks to Payless shoes. RIP Payless shoes 👟👞🥿
@@Chococat_Ariana My favorite shoe store! 😭
Here for this comment! Same 😆
It's called "Target" for a reason. They "Target" you the second you step into their store. You stop by the dollar aisle & it's as if they're watching you & saying, "Well looky here, we hooked another one." 😂😂😂
I remember when they first introduced the "dollar aisle" and my mom was just like "I wish they had that when you guys were kids, it would have kept you quiet the whole time knowing you'd get something" I also remember the days where Target was NOT a popular place to shop for clothes, it did have clothes, but not good ones, it was more where you would go and get birthday presents , just random things, and if you were REALLY good, you might get a frozen coke or colored popcorn at the end...and there was always the saying your parent/guardian said every time you went to get a gift, "Remember, we're getting a toy for them, not for you" Target in the 80s and 90s was a whole different experience than it is now
@@canadagirl408 definitely, the experience now is "I am JUST getting one thing because it's the closest store" and you spend 250 every time.
@@teresamanuszak4183 right? I don't know why I am so shocked at the price each time, I always try to do the balance in my head while I shop...then I wait forever for the person in front of me in line and say to myself "omg, who spends $270 at Target???" then I pull up with my cart and I'm dangerously encroaching that amount as well
@@canadagirl408 exactly! I love target but hesitate to shop there 😜
3:11 so true! 😢 stop growing!!
I love how you said “I did so GOOD” each time, like you’ve totally heard your wife say it exactly like that 😂 I confess I heard you say that line in my own voice 😆 I’m sure my husband would recognize it .. 😁
My kids have been out of the house for a few years now and for the first two years, I was so happy I didn't have to do any of this but I have found this year I am very nostalgic and am missing all the pre-school excitement. I actually miss labeling everything, packing their backpack for 1st day of school, picking the clothes etc. It is weird how fast it goes and what you miss once it is over. It really is the little things. :)
You should homeschool what they teach now is disturbing
This is hilarious. I love that he put his hair up at one point in it. Hahaha. Now I am wondering what her video of him would look like.
"My basement looks like Columbus, Ohio" (2:37). As a Buckeyes fan, I totally get the reference (trash) and it's too funny!!!
0:11 literally my mom
This is SO ACCURATE. You have an amazing talent for capturing the personality and essence of the typical, suburban soccer mom. It's like you live in our heads. And also follow us around at Target. And keep track of how many empty Starbucks cups are left in our mini vans.
😂😂 “i did SO good!” The only excuse that makes us feel better for spending more than we needed to. And we know it😂😂😂😂
PERFECTION! 😂
Omg who is this guy. I’m dying. Soooo funny!
The crayon box is everything.
ANNNNNDDDD now I sing 'Don't stop me now' when I go shopping for things I know I don't need...so every time I'm in target 🤣
Those kids will be MY problem for the next 8 months...and as a math teahcer, I love it!
great laugh thanks!!
Omgosh do you have mics in my home you got every line word for word 😂😂😂
I bet he could do a really good impression of a homeschool mom. I love this one. It is so true unless you homeschool like I do then you would need a trailer to move your school supplies 😁
My favorite part of homeschooling is the school supplies. I get to make my own list! I do so good!!
@@jmach952 exactly. My husband thinks I'm crazy because when I walk in the door from homeschool supply shopping, the first words I say are babe I did so good buying supplies. 😂
I wish I was homeschooled. I found out about it in third grade and asked for it ever since. I was just lied to with things like "that is only for kids who live to far away from a school to go to", and "it is illegal to not go to school."
I promised my future kids I will never do that to them.
@ecv03 I'm sorry you was told that. It's not illegal or anything. I pray you do go that route. Homeschool opens up so many opportunities that public school doesn't offer.
Truth!!😂😂😂
The crayon box 😂😂☺️
Love it! We all start out in the beginning if the year with these super mama goals, like making these elaborate lunches with themes to them, and then you find yourself back the easy foods they actually eat! I’m always so ready for my son to go back to school, but then crying when he heads off another grade older when I keep picturing him as a baby crawling behind me around the house!
I’m screaming with laughter. I wish my mom was this enthused with back to school shopping for me and my siblings. Those 64 crayons though…gotta hide those from that spoiled kid 😆
“This was in the bargain bin. It really wasn’t but let’s just say it was” 😂
My husband hates when I go to target without him. I'll be there for like 2 hours and come home with 12 more bags then I should lol love this video
The Target Dollar Spot is the start of the vortex!
Yes it’s like the great cosmos black hole of retail therapy!!!
Sounds like a great wife 👎🏼
@@DudeDad that's where it starts for me too!
My husband thought I spent a lot and then he started to go to the store and realized the danger of going. Especially with kids and going while your hungry. Every time he comes back he says “Man everything is so expensive these days”. I reply with “Really?! I know it’s crazy!” Lol
Oh man, those parents who refuse to send their kids to school in closed toe shoes🤦♀️. Do they not understand that the kids can't safety climb, or run. Then I have to spend most of recess getting mulch out of those sandles. Crocs are just as bad, especially if there's no socks. It's definitely cute when you only have 1 or 2 kids to keep safe, but when you are watching 20+ kids, sandles and crocs are a preschool/kindergarten teacher's nightmare.
I cry everytime my kids go up a size 😭 my husband already knows the drill. "Mommy's sad, leave her be in the closet!"
So, so funny! Your song and dance moves going into Target reminded me of the Staples back to school commercial "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" LOLOL! 🤣🤣🤣
The shoe shopping is SO accurate! lol I'm still the same way even with myself, & then whenever I have had to go out to get shoes with my friends, I always say the same thing XD
0:44 “Nah! I’ll stick with old reliable!”
1:43 “LaMars Donuts!”
3:08 “Mommy’s not crying, she’s just looking for spiders!”
Respect for all the moms that actually buy everything on the list and then some 😁
I had a parent who would send their child with a teacher gift at the start of the school year (usually whiteboard markers in all the colours of the rainbow, and post-it notes). :)
Hey Taylor! love your channel even though my husband and I are not parents ourselves we love watching your videos. I can relate to your wife in the target aspect of things it just completely describes me whenever I’m at target and then my husband freaks out when I come home with a lot of bags.
Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing!! Felt like I was watching myself there for a minute. Well done ......well done! 😂
It's funny I love this episode
I even went to target after watching this and I don't go to target lol 😂
Those song and dance routines to Target...🤣🤣🤣 And I didn't know they still sold Lisa Frank folders...
Too funny! My daughter and I were just wallowing in the fact that my grandson is no longer in toddler clothes! 🥹😁 Going into the boys section for his school clothes nearly broke her! 😂
Try having one in men's sizes😳
The next size of cloths makes me excited at changing things up and also so sad because I know it also means time is passing by 😭
My son is graduating from kids sizes. I think we’ll be shopping in the mens department tomorrow. 😢
I felt the same way! I went to the toddler section to buy some clothes and I spent some time there looking and looking for clothes that would fit him.... then it hit me that I was in the wrong section. I nearly cried right there in the store.
@@jeanettefullmer7525 I'm not a mom, but I still feel that time passing thing, especially when I remember that my cousin Valerie is only 10 yrs younger than me, with her graduate degree. Heck, I was 10 when she was still in diapers! Same thing for her sister Darci. She was not quite 2 when she, Val and their parents were at my high school graduation. Here I was with my hair done up in a French twist (thanks to my English teacher), gold hoop earrings and my red graduation gown, and she's bopping around like a little fairy. 😭
my favorite ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I LOVE his wife impressions. We rewatch them over and over 🥰🥰🥰
that 3 month old banana in a ziploc bag is all fun and games until you actually have a student who has one in their backpack as "a science experiment."
These videos are just too funny😂😂
Lol. This is me every Back to School sale.
I’m pretty sure my husband says a little prayer every day that Target left Canada or this would be me lol
Just take the donuts. You gotta eat. I'm dead 🤣
"Granny drawers." Love it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol! The Sun Butter! I have to use Sun Butter in my home daycare. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. The kids love the Sun Butter! I don't lie though...they know it's not peanut butter. They learn all about food allergies before I send them off to Kindergarten 😊
Ahhhhh🙈 This is one of my favorite!😂😂😂🙏💪♥️💃👍👌
His Heidi run kills me! 1:05 "Help me get the rest of it!" 🏃♀️
2:35 They must pray for mercy
I was so lucky that my kids wore uniforms. If I had bought school clothes, i would have been shopping ALL day, at Target of course.
OMG! That's so true - about the size! And can't wait to see Heidi's reaction))))
🤣
I feel like Heidi and I would be great friends 😂
He is soooo accurate!!! I love when men do impressions of women and nail it! 🤣❤️
It’s crazy how 100% accurate this is… I dread back to school!!! I always ask her how much she needs for back to school and then add at least 30% more to her total…
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 why did I think this was me you were imitating!
I love how the opening ad for me was for Target.
Screw it....monkeypox is coming!! 🤣 Way to call it Taylor!
"My basement looks like Columbus, Ohio" 🤣 Being from Ohio, this really hit home. Hilarious 😂
Haha I'm from Columbus too that cracked me up
Im from Cleveland. I dont get it.
This guy pays very close attention to his wife, I was exactly that 25 years ago!
Ummm...would Heidi ever admit to being sucked into the Target Vortex?!! The first rule of shopping at Target is never to admit there's a Target Vortex, hahahaaa.
I laughed so hard at the comment about Lisa Franke school supplies! My daughter and I both cracked up! I always bought her that stuff and for me too! Shes now out of college with two degrees living her best life as a librarian. 😁✝️
“Where’s your toe at?” Instant flashbacks.
Taylor thank you for never failing to make me laugh 😂 literally makes my day, my favorites are you in the Heidi wig. GOLD. keep it up. Cant stop binge watching your videos!
I mean, my peanut free kids would think the scrap metal yard is Disney .. but he's also 2 and loves tractors so 🤷😂
I'm a stay at home mom to four kids, at
1:24 I started laughing so hard I had to press pause
The underwear part had me crying !!! Lmaooooo. Great video. I bet his wife enjoyed this too. This was funny !
👍 for old reliable.
🤣😍 School year starting always stirs something deep inside. Have been a teacher and parent of school-age darlings. Been out of teaching for several years and our youngest graduated in 2021!! Live in a small town in working class neighborhood, so before long, the neighbors will be back to the daily yelling, door slamming and quick acceleration out of the driveway announcing the 2022-23 school year. Now I want to buy folders!!
My youngest is supposedly in Grade 11 but he's not really a school kinda guy... I already feel like an old lady as all the parents park in front of our house and herd kids to the school around the corner. My kids walked out the back gate and were at school. Location is everything!
"Old reliable" 😂😂
Never let her down.
That whole thing was so cute. 😂
I always have to laugh most when you imitate Heidi. I have had a rough day. Thank you so much for giving me laughters. Next Heidi has to imitate you. She could pose as you going to parents meetings at school.
When Heidi and Kim Holderness do their husbands it's too too funny. Lots of hats, shallow conversation and scratching! 🤣
Hope today is better Zora 😊
Definitely one of my favorites. Hahaha the last little snippet was perfect. Haha
This is my fav back to school one so far!😂💯💯❤️
Lol. You never fail to speak so much truth!!
I find myself wanting to be your friend the more of these I see! 🤣🤣 Heidi must be such a jewel! Love yalls content so much! Sending love from Oklahoma!
Lol! And the sun butter monologue is 💯😂
I don’t even have kids and I was cracking up 😂😂
😂😂 Sun butter truly is a disgrace! Lol. Another great video as always!
The fact that I had a target ad before this
2:20 - At first I thought he/she was talking about the kids not coming home, instead of the bags. 😄
"Mommy is just looking for spiders.." awesome!
Got one!!
C'est trop drôle. J'adore !
“You are NOT my problem for the next 8 months!”,,, pissed myself. 😂
I got Covid during my back to school shopping excursion last Friday. I'm a nurse and this is the first time (not joking) that I have gotten Covid and it was shopping for school supplies. Damn tax free weekend, I should have known. The upside, I got everything he needed!
I couldn’t stop laughing at the lunches. It’s my kids first week back to school. The little boogers didn’t eat the healthy lunch I packed for them… TWICE. I took them to Taco Bell after 🤣
“Mommy’s not crying, she’s just looking for spiders…. *smack* got one” 😂😂😂😂
Very relatable! I remember some of the things they put on the school supplies lists were so bizarre. One teacher wanted refills for the plug in air freshener thing...and when we expressed concern about the use of it in the classroom because our son had severe allergies, she looked at us like we had three heads.
Why are there lists? I don't ' remember any lists when I went to school in the 70s and 80s. Everyone just got one of those cardboard school supply boxes, pencil, glue, scissors, ruler, eraser.
The reason she looked at you like that is because the refills were for her house and she was thinking why do they think their son would be at my house .
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That's because kids stink. Not all at once and not at first thing in the morning but you lock yourself in a room with 30 10 year olds and see if you're not questioning some decisions by the end of the day. Middle school is worse because that's when they all start to stink, no matter how well they wash or how much deodorant. Those hormones show up and you'll be gasping for some Glade.
Eh. 'Just stick with ol' reliable. " I'm dieing!!!😅
Oh. My. Gosh, I laughed so hard! That box of crayons!!🤣
But seriously though, you really should get whatever is on the teaches list. There really is a reason for it.😁
"You are not my problem for the next 8 months" 😂😂
OMG too funny. At least Dude Dad portrays Heidi as being enthusiastic and not one of those moms who drags around Target in a sour mood cause she has to spend the $
"you could take them to a scrap metal yard and tell them its Disneyland, they wouldn't know the difference." 🤣🤣🤣
Oooooo I totally made the mistake of giving my son (who was in 3rd grade at the time) a banana with his lunch….. he didn’t eat it. It ended up in his backpack. By the time he got home at the end of the day…. I opened his backpack to get his homework out……. Banana smashed into everything. Literally in all of his books…. Pages….. everything….. 😬🫨😧
If we hadn’t already bought him replacement books that year for leaving his water bottle in his backpack where of course it leaked all over……. I just wiped the banana off all his books and set them in front of the fan all night. The smell of banana all year never hurt anybody🤣😉👍🏼
The toes... haha and the spider line made me laugh.. and rhe blooper 🤣
Oh my lord I feel the ‘Just get in the car… not my problem…’ bit in my SOUL 😂 😳 😢
Thank you! I needed that!
I laughed so fuckin hard, I work in education and I can tell the kids that have Target/Starbucks mom.
Oddly enough most of those moms are single.
"Come on, Norwex! Do your thing." 😄