you are a spineless twerp

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • no whining

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  • @noureddinefilaliboubrahmi2152
    @noureddinefilaliboubrahmi2152 7 месяцев назад +3258

    Therapists when your card declines:

  • @Bawktee
    @Bawktee 7 месяцев назад +1703

    “The twerp is so corny they fell off the cob” GO OFF KING 🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

  • @cambrialayton514
    @cambrialayton514 7 месяцев назад +2230

    I was smiling the WHOLE TIME I have never been so happy to be roasted

  • @-SadieTheLady-
    @-SadieTheLady- 7 месяцев назад +1458

    “I don’t speak twerp! 😡”
    “Beh-😘”

  • @funnysillyclown
    @funnysillyclown 7 месяцев назад +621

    The audience ambience adds SO much to this. Thank you mummy joe

  • @bowlcutblaster82
    @bowlcutblaster82 7 месяцев назад +702

    top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss

    • @Bliss4uu
      @Bliss4uu 7 месяцев назад +14

      NUMBER 1: MUMMY JOE

    • @Monkaehbutgameromg
      @Monkaehbutgameromg 7 месяцев назад +14

      the basis of eminem against me is so bodaciously ostentacious it makes this flirtacious face embrace a laughter most vivacious

    • @l1ght_cake
      @l1ght_cake 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Monkaehbutgameromgi wrote a limerick about Eminem its vegetable themed

  • @chuckmcclain8789
    @chuckmcclain8789 7 месяцев назад +410

    Telling my kids this was MF DOOM

    • @Lixzyyy
      @Lixzyyy 7 месяцев назад +7

      😭😭

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 7 месяцев назад +6

      Kendrick vs Drake

    • @TheRealOvaIzzy
      @TheRealOvaIzzy 3 месяца назад +2

      One beer left instrumental under this would go crazy

  • @swordaddict5679
    @swordaddict5679 7 месяцев назад +299

    I feel like my self esteem has been shot and buried and my social status has been absolutley decimated. 10/10 roast.

  • @ourple-used_to_be-purple
    @ourple-used_to_be-purple 7 месяцев назад +402

    i think he’s trying to tell us we’re spineless twerps but idk..

  • @ourple-used_to_be-purple
    @ourple-used_to_be-purple 7 месяцев назад +439

    this video has reminded me i mean nothing, thank you mummy joe

  • @kylethedancingcockroach
    @kylethedancingcockroach 7 месяцев назад +2210

    spit yo shit !!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

    • @lvlystrz
      @lvlystrz 7 месяцев назад +17

      KEEP IT UP 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯

    • @_zann_00
      @_zann_00 7 месяцев назад +15

      “Spit yo shit, Troy!” 😭😭

    • @VeryTiredManboy
      @VeryTiredManboy 7 месяцев назад

      SPIT YO SHIT TROY!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @nib_nob_
      @nib_nob_ 7 месяцев назад +2

      ooh!!! 💯💯💯💯

    • @Jaedoestuff
      @Jaedoestuff 7 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t like that this comment ⬆️ is at 666 likes 💀

  • @CristianoCr7_htx
    @CristianoCr7_htx 7 месяцев назад +1946

    "AND LEARNING YOUR CRUSHES PREFERRED PRONOUNS"🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @planeth4041
    @planeth4041 7 месяцев назад +138

    “The basis of you against me is so bodaciously ostentacious it makes this flirtacious face embrace a laughter most vivacious” GOES HARD

  • @HowieDewitt535
    @HowieDewitt535 7 месяцев назад +106

    Snaps all around! I love the fact instead of clapping they are snapping

  • @VikingShork
    @VikingShork 7 месяцев назад +125

    Absolute bars. if I ever met this guy, I would never recover

  • @ILOVECATZP-tz8jw
    @ILOVECATZP-tz8jw 7 месяцев назад +146

    "the twerp is so corny they fell off the cob" DAMNNN🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

    • @Lomandoluhvr
      @Lomandoluhvr 4 месяца назад

      that’s actually pretty good roast

  • @soup3.14
    @soup3.14 7 месяцев назад +40

    The “beh” at the end had an extra bit of ferocity at the end that really sells the hate.

  • @Ilikerizzing
    @Ilikerizzing 7 месяцев назад +347

    GEN Z CAT IN THE HAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @chQ·Q
    @chQ·Q 7 месяцев назад +67

    Kendrick has been real quiet since this dropped❗❗❗❗

  • @Funnylookinfrog
    @Funnylookinfrog 7 месяцев назад +81

    This shit ended every rappers career

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song 7 месяцев назад +5

      They've been real quiet since this one dropped

  • @analogue_microwave
    @analogue_microwave 7 месяцев назад +21

    the intense finger clicking in the background is so funny

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat 5 месяцев назад +2

      "finger clicking"? my brother or sister, did you forget the word for SNAPPING? 😂😂 I love that

  • @A.R.I.A.N.A..
    @A.R.I.A.N.A.. 7 месяцев назад +52

    “I DON’T SPEAK TWERP”
    “beh💕”

  • @gooseofchaosandruin530
    @gooseofchaosandruin530 7 месяцев назад +47

    The only rapper Kendrick is too afraid to diss 🔥🔥🔥

  • @_zann_00
    @_zann_00 7 месяцев назад +81

    “THE TWERP IS SO CORNY THEY FELL OFF THE COB” 🙏🙏💯💯🔥🔥🥶🥶

  • @kwingle
    @kwingle 7 месяцев назад +37

    NOT MY CRUSHES PREFERRED PRONOUNS!!! 😨

  • @moffiiemoccha
    @moffiiemoccha 7 месяцев назад +8

    He’s slammin with slam poetry 🤯

  • @That1Curlyfryy
    @That1Curlyfryy 7 месяцев назад +85

    Yes mumma joe can you please write a book?

  • @Dudette_67
    @Dudette_67 7 месяцев назад +13

    snaps appreciatively

  • @luca8141
    @luca8141 7 месяцев назад +158

    I DONT SPEAK TWERP 🗣️

  • @Autistic_kid222
    @Autistic_kid222 7 месяцев назад +18

    0:55 that was so fire

  • @rotisseriepossum
    @rotisseriepossum 7 месяцев назад +33

    ‘this twerp is so corny they fell off the cob’ is FIRE

  • @ProudPie_27
    @ProudPie_27 7 месяцев назад +31

    This is probably the best description of me ever put on the Internet

  • @Therobloxiantourist
    @Therobloxiantourist 7 месяцев назад +13

    He’s spitting something hotter than fire, lava.

  • @BuyoSpudlin
    @BuyoSpudlin 7 месяцев назад +22

    This is beautiful. I have been throughly roasted like the smelly cabbage I am.

  • @characterofyours
    @characterofyours 6 месяцев назад +4

    Made this my morning alarm thank you

  • @ILUVSERJTANKIAN
    @ILUVSERJTANKIAN 7 месяцев назад +4

    I love this man sm hes literally the light in my day

  • @s-a-r-a-h
    @s-a-r-a-h 4 месяца назад +3

    unironically good beat poetry lmao

  • @foxdoodles7516
    @foxdoodles7516 7 месяцев назад +3

    This has been playing over and over in my head for days.

  • @quivercat6911
    @quivercat6911 7 месяцев назад +8

    The basis of you against me is so bodaciously ostentacious it makes this flirtatious face embrace a laughter most vivacious 🗣️‼️🔥🔥

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow 6 месяцев назад +6

    "and learning your crush's preferred pronouns" damn dude is stealing my enby

  • @mannymoctopusREAL
    @mannymoctopusREAL 7 месяцев назад +5

    the background chatter is actually incredible

  • @ur_fav_syv4nni
    @ur_fav_syv4nni 7 месяцев назад +3

    my jaw has never dropped this low before. this is great.

  • @sleepy4ever..................7
    @sleepy4ever..................7 7 месяцев назад +15

    this is just Kendrick lamar dissing Drake

  • @GMONEY-vr7ti
    @GMONEY-vr7ti 7 месяцев назад +20

    He spittin

  • @justanobody3074
    @justanobody3074 7 месяцев назад +19

    Bros the voice in my head💀💀💀

  • @Pilloces
    @Pilloces Месяц назад +1

    The "beh" was slightly more sassy💀

  • @Yoda411
    @Yoda411 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is the best video I’ve ever seen in my life. Great job

  • @mcgaggie1442
    @mcgaggie1442 19 дней назад

    This feels like a poetry slam and I’m so here for it.

  • @Kaaralllmwqh
    @Kaaralllmwqh 7 месяцев назад +2

    POV: when ur introvert friend speaks up

  • @sydneygorelick7484
    @sydneygorelick7484 7 месяцев назад +1

    Goosebumps from those sick rhymes!! 💯💯

  • @Sillyyyy555
    @Sillyyyy555 7 месяцев назад +9

    he ate twerp UP

  • @littlepurplepanda1
    @littlepurplepanda1 7 месяцев назад +2

    I was already sitting but still went "Damn, I better listen"

  • @SCURRY72
    @SCURRY72 7 месяцев назад +5

    BRO’S SPITTIN’ BARS

  • @eidhas_nobrain
    @eidhas_nobrain 7 месяцев назад +1

    I literally watch this everyday in hopes that one day Ill be as good as mummy joe

  • @lvlystrz
    @lvlystrz 7 месяцев назад +18

    i love mummy joe videos, they make me giggle 😭

  • @saretharanisha2939
    @saretharanisha2939 2 месяца назад +1

    i lost count on how many times i watched this in a day-

  • @kindleto-thecorn
    @kindleto-thecorn 6 месяцев назад +1

    “ The twerp is so corny they fell off the cob ” hit me hard.

  • @soulchicken42
    @soulchicken42 7 месяцев назад +8

    MUMMY JOE!!! drop another distract , and my life will be yours!!

  • @Emperor-Quill
    @Emperor-Quill 7 месяцев назад +1

    This video instantly disintegrated every twerp in my area.

  • @boxcar36
    @boxcar36 7 месяцев назад +13

    saw the title and knew this was for me

  • @gigigill.
    @gigigill. 7 месяцев назад +7

    100000/10. Perfection.
    Also: 0:21 we love an ally :0.

  • @stop08it
    @stop08it 4 месяца назад

    hahaha this channel is a massive masterpiece I LOVE IT ALL OF IT

  • @TrafficCone6828
    @TrafficCone6828 7 месяцев назад +4

    "And learning your crush's preffered pronouns, you clown" YAPPING FACTS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @Hom3stuck_Tr0ll
    @Hom3stuck_Tr0ll 6 месяцев назад +7

    Im sitting already 😢

  • @OctoJuice
    @OctoJuice 7 месяцев назад +5

    I don’t think I’m ever gonna recover from this

  • @Maya1_404
    @Maya1_404 7 месяцев назад +1

    This makes me feel so happy, I’d become broke for this

  • @derp606
    @derp606 7 месяцев назад +10

    speaketh thy feces🗣️🔥

  • @DrDingsGaster
    @DrDingsGaster 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bruh, this is what it feels like to be so thoroughly roasted I'm now a pile of ash...

  • @Fellow_Artist-o7
    @Fellow_Artist-o7 7 месяцев назад +2

    the comeback: i love you

  • @Hannahandherdawgs
    @Hannahandherdawgs 7 месяцев назад +2

    The snapping sound effects in the back 😂

  • @drmurloc1519
    @drmurloc1519 7 месяцев назад +3

    just thanks for making me smile. I'm having a real bad day

    • @claraclear5665
      @claraclear5665 7 месяцев назад

      Hope things will get better soon 💜🇨🇦

  • @alicekonrad3469
    @alicekonrad3469 2 месяца назад +1

    he got us good bro😭🤣

  • @jeremyodesanya4514
    @jeremyodesanya4514 7 месяцев назад +1

    I used this to cook my dinner. My food was very evenly roasted.

  • @7ratsinacoat505
    @7ratsinacoat505 7 месяцев назад +1

    "youre so corny you fall off the cob" is INSANE

  • @justaviewer_23
    @justaviewer_23 7 месяцев назад +1

    Top ten rappers that SHOOK UP THE HIP HOP SCENE 👏👏

  • @memekat10
    @memekat10 7 месяцев назад +2

    i love how the claps are, in fact, not claps, but instead snaps.

  • @coreyacts
    @coreyacts 7 месяцев назад +2

    The iambic pentameter goes crazy on this one

  • @Itzjamberoni
    @Itzjamberoni 5 месяцев назад +5

    0:10 mummy joe King James Version

  • @viabandkid
    @viabandkid 7 месяцев назад +1

    this is my favourite video on the internet now

  • @sunnidais9201
    @sunnidais9201 7 месяцев назад +1

    “And learning your crushes preferred pronouns” is CRAZYY

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial 7 месяцев назад +2

    Drake is finished with this one

  • @The_Big_Bad_Rice_Wolf
    @The_Big_Bad_Rice_Wolf 4 месяца назад

    The typography with this one was 🔥

  • @lud3445
    @lud3445 7 месяцев назад +1

    When you're bullied by a beatnik and every line not ony burns, it _rhymes_

  • @Yuki86476
    @Yuki86476 7 месяцев назад +2

    Therapist: ma’am your card declined. So we’re going to have to take all of that back
    Client:wait wha-
    Therapist: (*the vid*)
    Client:😭
    Therapist: have a good day 😊

  • @johnsober
    @johnsober 7 месяцев назад +1

    I thought I was misremembering but you gained a crazy amount of subs recently

  • @multi_interest_girl
    @multi_interest_girl 7 месяцев назад +3

    hamilton in a cabinet battle against jefferson #hamilton

  • @ImSoSunghoon
    @ImSoSunghoon 7 месяцев назад +1

    My mind when the teacher says that I have to wait for some kid named MaRy to finish using the restroom fir me to go

  • @chasef.2554
    @chasef.2554 6 месяцев назад +1

    Kendrick wishes he could be this good at diss tracks

  • @St4rXzeno
    @St4rXzeno 7 месяцев назад +1

    The basis of you against me is so bodaciously ostentatious it makes this flirtatious face embrace a laughter most vivacious

  • @livewire8468
    @livewire8468 7 месяцев назад +2

    eminem been real quiet after this one🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @findus6528
    @findus6528 6 месяцев назад +2

    i need to memorize this

  • @SavoyMaker9
    @SavoyMaker9 7 месяцев назад +2

    THE BASIS OF YOU AGAISNT ME IS SO BODACIOUSLY OSTENTACIOUS IT MAOES THIS FLIRTACIOUS FACE EMBRACE A LAUGHTER MOST VIVACIOUS🗣💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is Mummy Joe's very own Dracula Flow.

  • @JustTwoSpaces
    @JustTwoSpaces 7 месяцев назад

    The cafe jazz in the background is the the best part of this animation lol

  • @Terramind-l1q
    @Terramind-l1q 7 месяцев назад +3

    This would go so hard on MF DOOM beat

  • @therizinosauruscheloniform2162
    @therizinosauruscheloniform2162 7 месяцев назад +5

    This is very adorable.

  • @IAmOneWithTheToucans
    @IAmOneWithTheToucans 7 месяцев назад +2

    “Sir this is McDonald’s”

  • @harveyanimations8974
    @harveyanimations8974 7 месяцев назад +2

    Cat in the hat if he was gangsta

  • @skarloeyexpress4353
    @skarloeyexpress4353 7 месяцев назад +2

    The worst she can say is no.
    Her:

  • @ranibowspr1imkle
    @ranibowspr1imkle 6 месяцев назад

    if the elementary school bully became a theater kid