Andy Griffith stand up comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июл 2018
  • Andy Griffith performs standup during his 1967 CBS special The Uptown Downtown Show.
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  • @Sam-cc7zu
    @Sam-cc7zu 4 года назад +686

    Tom segura brought me here ft Bruce Bruce

  • @steveguse4481
    @steveguse4481 5 лет назад +197

    Bruce bruce brought me here

  • @pepperpascal1491
    @pepperpascal1491 4 года назад +67

    There will never, NEVER be another Andy.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 3 года назад

      The only modern day Andy Griffin I can think of is Bill Engvall.

    • @thequeenofdairyqueen
      @thequeenofdairyqueen 2 года назад

      Amen pepper, amen

    • @stepaushi
      @stepaushi Год назад

      Of course not, he'd be cancelled.

  • @davidce3rash
    @davidce3rash 3 месяца назад +1

    No one could tell a story like Andy. Could listen to him all day. His shows, movies, stand up comedy routines were funny and brilliant.

  • @jelly7310
    @jelly7310 3 года назад +22

    My favorite story is when Andy tells Opie about Romeo and Juliet. 'Im right cheer!!"

    • @delljackson8846
      @delljackson8846 3 года назад +2

      I still watch Andy Griffith. I saw that episode the other day

  • @jrsworkingman10102
    @jrsworkingman10102 2 года назад +8

    Andy Griffith and Jerry Clower were the original Blue Collar Country comedians two of my favourites!

  • @CaptainSpalding72
    @CaptainSpalding72 5 лет назад +53

    Griffith was always so underappreciated. Everyone heaped praise on Lucy, but Andy was a true comedian. Great series, etc.

    • @godbless8220
      @godbless8220 4 года назад +1

      He was funny very funny. He was also a southern gentleman. Very sexy 2

    • @MrJking065
      @MrJking065 3 года назад +3

      Lucy was a excellent Physical Comedian Andy was more cerebral comedian.

  • @reneehurt387
    @reneehurt387 2 года назад +9

    Rest in peace and birthday wishes to Andy Griffith. 6. 1 When you listen to him speak he has this home sounding voice like you are with family or real friends. His talent is a extra perk

  • @fontanai.e9199
    @fontanai.e9199 4 года назад +23

    Always watched the show as kid never knew he did stand up until Tom talked about bruce

  • @jonathanwilson4276
    @jonathanwilson4276 5 лет назад +27

    I love when he told these stories

  • @rty1955
    @rty1955 Год назад +1

    Not bad for tape of 60yrs. ago. I restore machines that recorded & play back this material. Thing of beauty.

  • @alyssajean2327
    @alyssajean2327 4 года назад +8

    What a beautiful man❤

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 4 года назад +9

    Al Bundy & Andy Griffith ..... two of the greatest TV Dads xD

    • @bigbubba29
      @bigbubba29 2 года назад

      Mike Brady too

    • @coltonrichards8885
      @coltonrichards8885 Год назад

      Don’t forget Homer Simpson, Hank Hill, Peter Griffin, Bob Belcher and Tim Taylor

  • @carshunter-ct9mr
    @carshunter-ct9mr 3 года назад +51

    If someone would say today something about Chinese daughters having "eye jobs" holy crap!

    • @malikwesson9646
      @malikwesson9646 3 года назад

      i realize I am kind of off topic but does anybody know of a good site to stream new series online?

    • @saintgabriel790
      @saintgabriel790 3 года назад

      @Malik Wesson I watch on FlixZone. Just google for it :)

    • @donovancash4661
      @donovancash4661 3 года назад

      @Saint Gabriel definitely, I've been using flixzone for years myself :D

    • @malikwesson9646
      @malikwesson9646 3 года назад

      @Saint Gabriel Thank you, signed up and it seems like a nice service :) Appreciate it !

    • @saintgabriel790
      @saintgabriel790 3 года назад

      @Malik Wesson you are welcome xD

  • @68rbj
    @68rbj 2 года назад +2

    Every show this man has was a Hit, All of Em!!!
    That's just Crazy I love the
    AG Show Sheriff Taylor was so Calm & Collected

    • @brianjones808
      @brianjones808 Год назад

      Matlock completely sucked. I hated it and he never was a great actor. Andy Taylor was the role most like him as a person and it showed. He was bad as Matlock.

    • @Jeremynicholson
      @Jeremynicholson 7 дней назад

      @@brianjones808matlock was fine wtf r u talking bout

  • @denisejones719
    @denisejones719 2 года назад +2

    I have always loved Andy Griffith ❤

    • @mjholiday557
      @mjholiday557 Год назад

      Really? -How well did you know him?

  • @paulh7589
    @paulh7589 3 года назад +8

    Andy sure can spin a yarn.

  • @sheilaakers1757
    @sheilaakers1757 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for this

  • @stebolavirus
    @stebolavirus 4 месяца назад +1

    The original Shane Gillis with that Confucius joke lol 😅

  • @gooberzmom
    @gooberzmom 2 года назад +6

    Watch him as Dusty Rhodes in ''A Face in the Crowd, '' you'll never look at Andy Griffith the same again.

    • @sammy9103
      @sammy9103 2 года назад +1

      The complete opposite of Andy from Mayberry.

    • @gooberzmom
      @gooberzmom 2 года назад +4

      @@sammy9103 ---Did you watch it ? He was a powerful actor but, never given credit. He deserved an Oscar for that performance IMO.

    • @sammy9103
      @sammy9103 2 года назад +1

      @@gooberzmom I watched some of it. need to see it all but yea, I agree, he was awesome!

  • @itsall_legal
    @itsall_legal 5 лет назад +8

    Best history lesson ever

  • @nwnmonk7034
    @nwnmonk7034 3 года назад +1

    Priceless. 😂😭😩

  • @900milesfromnormal3
    @900milesfromnormal3 4 года назад +7

    5:10
    Shakespeare: I've written a play called, Julius, Catch Her Before She Gets Away.
    Anne Hathaway: Too long. Call it Julius Caesar

    • @nwnmonk7034
      @nwnmonk7034 3 года назад +1

      Never let her slip away.

  • @KennTollens
    @KennTollens 2 года назад +1

    No Time for Sergeants was a great movie.

  • @sbjennings99
    @sbjennings99 3 года назад

    Awesome informative Video experience Y'alls God Bless Ya 🙌🙏

  • @pauljanssen7594
    @pauljanssen7594 Год назад +2

    I still like the one about the moonshine one of the people has a lizard in his drink like the Mexican tequila with the worm and he says hush 🤫 don't tell the others they'll want one too!

  • @thequeenofdairyqueen
    @thequeenofdairyqueen 2 года назад

    Omg I love this video❣ i love you anddyyyy

  • @denisejones719
    @denisejones719 Год назад

    Andy Griffith is a great all round er

  • @MrJking065
    @MrJking065 3 года назад +1

    Andy Throwing the shade to England. Never heard this one.

  • @denisejones719
    @denisejones719 Год назад

    Andy Griffith is a very great all rounder

  • @6string42
    @6string42 2 года назад

    Bruce bruce brought me here and I'm still scratching my head

  • @irocid4637
    @irocid4637 4 года назад +23

    I just found out today Andy was my great great uncle

    • @onlythewise1
      @onlythewise1 4 года назад +1

      stop eating dog poop

    • @jtroutman21
      @jtroutman21 4 года назад

      Yeahhh right 😂😂😂

    • @larrywalden626
      @larrywalden626 4 года назад +1

      I just found out Andy and I grew up went to different schools together too lol

    • @lucaselting2946
      @lucaselting2946 4 года назад

      @@onlythewise1 dude I know right, this fucking guy should stop eating fucking disgusting dog poop, fuckin' asshole

  • @bubbastill2040
    @bubbastill2040 3 года назад +5

    Something tells me the blue-collar comedy guys (Jeff Foxworthy,Ron White,Larry the Cable Guy,and Bill Engvall) were big Andy Griffith fans

    • @MarshallRedmon01
      @MarshallRedmon01 8 месяцев назад

      Well... If an episode of Andy Griffith changed your life.... You might be a redneck

  • @josephcampbell9298
    @josephcampbell9298 2 года назад

    "What say there Bard of Avon?" XD

  • @rondavis9309
    @rondavis9309 3 года назад +4

    MAY THE GOOD LORD BLESS AND KEEPOUR NATION FREE!!AMEN!

  • @bwtawny
    @bwtawny Год назад +1

    The best was "What It Was Was Football".

  • @gemini2012100
    @gemini2012100 3 года назад +11

    I wonder how many people know that fortune cookies did not originate in China, but the United States.

    • @ralph5450
      @ralph5450 3 года назад +4

      Just about everyone.

  • @melm4760
    @melm4760 4 года назад +4

    Andy is funny

  • @denisejones719
    @denisejones719 2 года назад +1

    Andy Griffith is one of the best comedian s of all time

  • @joeanderson9852
    @joeanderson9852 6 месяцев назад

  • @_robustus_
    @_robustus_ Год назад

    “Confucius paid for his daughters’ eye-jobs”
    ….holy shite!

  • @CaptainSpalding72
    @CaptainSpalding72 5 лет назад +13

    And he never won an Emmy. Why?

    • @onlythewise1
      @onlythewise1 4 года назад +3

      he is white or to white

    • @brianjones808
      @brianjones808 Год назад

      He was never a great actor. Very little range.

    • @REHTWO
      @REHTWO 25 дней назад

      have you seen “a face in the crowd?”

  • @madkittyjoey70
    @madkittyjoey70 3 года назад

    LOL Cute!

  • @stfudonny2164
    @stfudonny2164 3 года назад

    Mike Judge brought me here, frona coment he made in a beavis and butthead documentary

  • @2phonesjones899
    @2phonesjones899 Год назад

    Couldn’t do this in 2023😂

  • @Pigskincoach1
    @Pigskincoach1 Год назад

    Wow imagine that a whole routine with great laughs and not a single f bomb

  • @francismallard5892
    @francismallard5892 2 года назад +2

    Today, most people wouldn't get these jokes because they don't know who Shakespeare was.

  • @peteroosthuizen9342
    @peteroosthuizen9342 11 месяцев назад

    Me 2

  • @CT2507
    @CT2507 Год назад

    Humor has certainly changed huh.

  • @theophilusthistle1988
    @theophilusthistle1988 3 года назад +1

    SO strange seeing Andy in a tux

  • @tunaXonXtoast
    @tunaXonXtoast Год назад

    Bruce Bruce brought me here

  • @zhuguidai
    @zhuguidai 2 месяца назад

    Who the heck is Bruce Bruce that everyone is saying brought them here

  • @juanf.crespo2639
    @juanf.crespo2639 2 года назад

    Bishop Fulton Sheen and him were brothers.

  • @highgate4767
    @highgate4767 3 года назад +2

    Can someone explain what an "eye job" is?

    • @mr.mcbeavy1443
      @mr.mcbeavy1443 3 года назад +2

      I'm guessing he's referring to surgery that makes asian eyes look less asian.

    • @lookfor125
      @lookfor125 3 года назад +2

      Which is the most popular form of plastic surgery among Asians!

  • @TheMikesc15
    @TheMikesc15 4 года назад +10

    I feel like this guy was constantly a year of aging away from playing the perfect role of his life as george bush

  • @evdallas123
    @evdallas123 5 лет назад +2

    Andy did whatever it took to stay on tv

    • @onlythewise1
      @onlythewise1 4 года назад +1

      doesnt every one

    • @brianjones808
      @brianjones808 Год назад

      So did Aneta Corsaut, even if it was pimping herself out to Griffith to stay on TV show.

  • @Tooill4daIRS
    @Tooill4daIRS 4 года назад +2

    Thanks Tom and more thanks to Bruce Bruce for the racism, stay blessed🙌

  • @nahkohese555
    @nahkohese555 3 года назад +3

    There's an insider joke in there.. That's not even remotely close to what "in hoc signo vincenes" translates to. I know, and if he actually knew (which I'm betting he did), it means he and I are brothers.

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 3 года назад

      It's a fairly well-known phrase. Does that mean I'm your brother, too?

  • @brianfergel129
    @brianfergel129 3 года назад +1

    Shakespeare ---- nice touch.
    W SHAKESPEARE married a woman his mother's age. And then he took interest in bath houses & young boys & solely writing poetry. No more plays, after 1610, or sumshitlikedat.
    Freaky.

  • @marvinisit
    @marvinisit 11 месяцев назад

    So funny.... making it seem like fortune cookies came from China.... even though they have a Japanese immigrants in the USA...lol comedy is hilarious...

  • @joeylewis8612
    @joeylewis8612 4 года назад +1

    Only here because of Bruce Bruce

  • @francismallard5892
    @francismallard5892 2 года назад +3

    "...he was so rich, he was able to get all his daughters eye jobs."
    Yikes.

  • @alanstrong55
    @alanstrong55 Год назад +1

    If Andy did not say something comical, it was just not Andy.

  • @ellenrosenblatt5463
    @ellenrosenblatt5463 2 года назад

    eye jobs? Oops!

  • @rickholeman9045
    @rickholeman9045 2 года назад +1

    Mayberry was the only town in the American south where no Black people lived. Why is that?

  • @rondavis9309
    @rondavis9309 3 года назад

    JONI ERNST FOR IA SENATE!

  • @mjholiday557
    @mjholiday557 Год назад +1

    1:30 - 1:42 "[Confucius] ..did so well that he was able to get all his daughters eye jobs." Griffith would have lost his career today had he made such a blatantly racist joke.

  • @MertBert
    @MertBert 2 года назад

    Bruce Bruce doesn't know what he's talking about

  • @rondavis9309
    @rondavis9309 3 года назад +1

    AMY C BARRETT FORE SCJ!

    • @ericreingardt2504
      @ericreingardt2504 3 года назад +2

      What does that have to do with any of this

    • @brianarbenz7206
      @brianarbenz7206 3 года назад

      @@ericreingardt2504 I have reported the post spam.

  • @uofa82
    @uofa82 2 года назад

    Some of these “jokes” would get him raked over the coals by the cancel culture today.

  • @onlythewise1
    @onlythewise1 4 года назад

    non-whites hated the Andy Griffith show

  • @theclimberupwards1169
    @theclimberupwards1169 3 года назад +1

    Thats so racist

  • @456subway
    @456subway Год назад +1

    Always liked Andy Griffith, but I'm sorry to hear that disgusting "eye job" joke.

  • @dandylionriver
    @dandylionriver 4 года назад +3

    I've always enjoyed watching Andy Griffith, but the asian joke he just told was so racist and cringeworthy.
    I hated it!

    • @raymaresh1712
      @raymaresh1712 4 года назад +4

      It was funny. I miss Polish jokes.

    • @mfet56
      @mfet56 4 года назад +2

      Don't be a pussy

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 4 года назад +2

      Yeah it's so racist bro everybody knows Asians don't get eyejobs! (They do)

    • @Elijah-my6fh
      @Elijah-my6fh 4 года назад +2

      Dandy Lion it was a different time

    • @ralph5450
      @ralph5450 3 года назад +2

      Dandy Lion....Don't be a bloomin idiot.

  • @jaredalotta2395
    @jaredalotta2395 Год назад

    Wait.
    This is racist. Yes?

  • @davoudshojaei7834
    @davoudshojaei7834 3 года назад

    wtf is this

  • @Blitznstitch2
    @Blitznstitch2 11 месяцев назад

    I didn't laugh. I tried to like his comedy

  • @rondavis9309
    @rondavis9309 3 года назад +1

    DONT LET THE SOCIALISTS WIN!VOTE DONALD TRUMP IN 2020 AND KEEP AMERICA FREE!

    • @brianarbenz7206
      @brianarbenz7206 3 года назад +2

      bahahah! Well the socialists (as you see them) have won, so maybe Ron Davis will leave the country. I suggest you move to the continent of Atlantis!

  • @raidercarbone5529
    @raidercarbone5529 Год назад +1

    How Democrats rewrite history...

  • @jefferywilliams5878
    @jefferywilliams5878 5 лет назад +1

    Unfortunately Andy Griffith was a great actor that we loved. Looking back at the facts he lured young female actors to fall for his success. His girlfriend's on the show we're much younger than him and he attempted to abuse them. Unfortunately most of his girlfriend's never made it any further than his show.

    • @justmebeingme8370
      @justmebeingme8370 5 лет назад +5

      your definition of fact is a little thin

    • @jefferywilliams5878
      @jefferywilliams5878 5 лет назад +1

      I must be a Democrat. No differences between me and other Democrats.

    • @onlythewise1
      @onlythewise1 4 года назад +2

      @@jefferywilliams5878 oh and you was perfect

    • @revaclay2734
      @revaclay2734 4 года назад +4

      Are you for real? I’m just curious thats all because I want to look it up. Where did you find this information?

    • @sevinstorey4365
      @sevinstorey4365 2 года назад +1

      Where exactly did you get this “fact”? I’ve researched Andy Griffith for years and even did a term paper on him and his influence on American fathers while I was studying social arts at UNA. I’ve contacted people who knew him personally with every one of them stating he (Griffith) was the quintessential southern gentleman and extremely shy around his fellow women players in his cast. There is no knowledge whatsoever, public or private, that has ever accused Andy Griffith of any wrong doing concerning anybody, male or female. If you have such fact as you say please send me a link or reference so I can look into it myself please.

  • @Englandsbestlover
    @Englandsbestlover Год назад

    Tom Sagura? Me too