Hitman 2 but I stop a virus in the worst way possible

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @todayiamlena5012
    @todayiamlena5012 4 года назад +5764

    Just imagine coming to the hospital and hear: “My name is Kevin, I’m a doctor. Trust me”.
    I would run for dear life.

    • @user-yn1bd4yf3h
      @user-yn1bd4yf3h 4 года назад +187

      Today I Am Lena I would just give up and accept my fate. He is like the mafia. Once he's there, he's there. No escape.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +62

      @@user-yn1bd4yf3h that's how the mafia works.

    • @vibraxum1373
      @vibraxum1373 4 года назад +5

      Cool

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 4 года назад +30

      Today I am Lena: don't forget to tell him that 1: he's tall and 2: he's pale as feck... I hear he really likes that.

    • @Starlightbooper
      @Starlightbooper 4 года назад +15

      I'm sorry to have to tell you this (actually not) but you would already be dead once you hear that

  • @kylelaforce7616
    @kylelaforce7616 4 года назад +4242

    Kevin: "we're gonna do something different today"
    Also Kevin: still murders everyone

    • @gargamel679
      @gargamel679 4 года назад +45

      it is something new he murders them in diffrent ways

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +2

      @@gargamel679 true

    • @grelkie
      @grelkie 4 года назад +5

      the goal was different

    • @snipertf2229
      @snipertf2229 4 года назад +1

      Jeez, thanks for the spoiler

    • @eyeonsreact9908
      @eyeonsreact9908 4 года назад

      Sooo nothing different

  • @Welcometothewild
    @Welcometothewild 4 года назад +1108

    Hazmat Man: "Please please please be an orgy!"
    Kevin: "What did you say you sick freak?"

    • @t_borg3693
      @t_borg3693 4 года назад +55

      *Murders him with an axe*

    • @LynnAgain83
      @LynnAgain83 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 4 года назад +30

      Hold on I got you kevin, He said-
      “Ah, please be an Orgy, please, please, please- *𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭*”

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 4 года назад +6

      Punishment fits the crime

    • @KingMako30
      @KingMako30 4 года назад +42

      I think the person saying that was hoping all the people on the ground were there as a result of exhaustion, not mass murder.

  • @The_Blunicorn
    @The_Blunicorn 4 года назад +2143

    "You have been diagnosed with COVID 19"
    *Kevin immediately bursts through the window in a hazmat suit holding an axe*

    • @terminatorx2448
      @terminatorx2448 4 года назад +14

      "Makes Tommy screech" YUAAARG

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster 4 года назад +52

      *The Hitman with the big fish on his hip starts playing*

    • @coolnobodycares
      @coolnobodycares 4 года назад +21

      The cure we didn't need, but probably deserve.

    • @sheltonskinney4187
      @sheltonskinney4187 4 года назад +7

      I would run for dear life

    • @mangrovian1109
      @mangrovian1109 4 года назад +5

      Donald Trump better watch out

  • @NeroThacher
    @NeroThacher 4 года назад +1391

    Past Kevin: "instead of killing everyone today"
    Forces himself into killing everyone today

    • @ierefaanwilliams5387
      @ierefaanwilliams5387 4 года назад +12

      Past Kevin sucks

    • @mansanime6180
      @mansanime6180 4 года назад +4

      @@ierefaanwilliams5387 yeah and future kevin is a dick

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 года назад +1

      @@mansanime6180 so is there any good Kevin?

    • @LuchoArrival
      @LuchoArrival 3 года назад +2

      @@rey4874
      Present Kevin is a very nice guy!

  • @Kakorrhaphiophobe
    @Kakorrhaphiophobe 4 года назад +1879

    Kevin: “We are going to try and keep a little distracted”
    Also Kevin: **does mission where you have to stop a virus that originated in Asia**

    • @Gureenu
      @Gureenu 4 года назад +11

      ok thats epic

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 4 года назад +24

      Pretty sure in the campaign story he actually infected himself in New Zealand

    • @ikarly2898
      @ikarly2898 4 года назад +60

      Batman The Dark Knight Indus region is in Asia. Asia is until Turkey. So yes Tibet is in Asia

    • @mayanotopsleep
      @mayanotopsleep 4 года назад +26

      @Batman The Dark Knight well..it is in asia

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 года назад +24

      Batman The Dark Knight your ignorance is immeasurable

  • @JustsomeKid93
    @JustsomeKid93 4 года назад +1063

    It’s like my great grandfather once said “a virus can’t spread, if everyone is dead”

    • @zachhouston514
      @zachhouston514 4 года назад +5

      Wait I think I said that

    • @aspara4788
      @aspara4788 4 года назад +23

      @@zachhouston514 grandpaps is that u?

    • @wrench1073
      @wrench1073 4 года назад +6

      I can see your great grandfather is a wise man

    • @aspara4788
      @aspara4788 4 года назад +7

      @@wrench1073 he... He was sir, served the army at Dunkirk.

    • @wrench1073
      @wrench1073 4 года назад +3

      @@aspara4788 Well you should be proud of him

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 года назад +586

    "He's wearing a guard uniform, but he's not Japanese...But he IS carrying a fish, and Japanese people do eat sushi, so I guess he's legit".

  • @curtisbailey2766
    @curtisbailey2766 4 года назад +1076

    WE NEED A FULL COVER OF “BIG FISH ON HIS HIP”

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 4 года назад +18

      i took the liberty to write one myself with i posted in the comments section. hope you like it ^_^

    • @GoomyTheStrategist
      @GoomyTheStrategist 4 года назад +31

      Here's mine
      To the town of RUclips gaming rode a stranger one fine day
      spoke to much folks around him, had too much to say
      No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
      The stranger there among us had a big fish on his hip
      Big fish on his hip
      It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
      He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
      "He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
      "And he's here to do some business with a big fish on his hip"
      "Big fish on his hip"
      In this town there lived an streamer by the name of RTgame
      Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
      He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
      And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
      One and nineteen more
      Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
      Was an Irish hitman, wouldn't be too long in town
      He was here to take an streamer back alive or maybe dead
      And he said it didn't matter he was after RTgame
      After RTgame
      Wasn't long before this story was relayed to RTgame
      But the streamer didn't worry, men that tried before were dead
      Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip
      Twenty one would be the hitman with the big fish on his hip
      Big fish on his hip
      Now the morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet
      It was twenty past four when they walked out in the street
      Folks were watchin' from the windows
      Every body held their breath
      They knew this handsome hitman was about to meet his death
      About to meet his death
      There was twenty feet between them
      When they stopped to make their play
      And the swiftness of the hitman is still talked about today
      RTgame had not cleared leather for a
      fish fairly ripped
      And the hitman's aim was deadly, with the big fish on his hip
      Big fish on his hip
      It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered 'round
      There before them lay the body of the streamer on the ground
      Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip
      When he tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip
      Big fish on his hip
      Big fish, big fish
      When he tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip
      Big fish on his hip

    • @nightwolf9375
      @nightwolf9375 4 года назад +3

      We still need this!

    • @georgefrost8168
      @georgefrost8168 3 года назад +1

      I thought that same thing

    • @georgefrost8168
      @georgefrost8168 3 года назад +2

      How long did it take for you to type that

  • @SquaskewBros
    @SquaskewBros 4 года назад +558

    Had me dead when he said “I’m here for the virus, hand it over”, and popped up the McCaffe logo 😂

    • @jimpickens4983
      @jimpickens4983 3 года назад +9

      One time got i a pop up about mcaffe, is mcaffe safe???

    • @unknowncreature-0069
      @unknowncreature-0069 3 года назад +3

      Lol same XD

    • @kwabecikuwu9161
      @kwabecikuwu9161 3 года назад +4

      @@jimpickens4983 if you know how to be safe in the web you don't need it

    • @jimpickens4983
      @jimpickens4983 3 года назад +5

      @@kwabecikuwu9161 thx for the tip

    • @mickymi9
      @mickymi9 3 года назад +3

      McAfee

  • @himanchywatchesvideos7826
    @himanchywatchesvideos7826 4 года назад +1644

    If Kevin doesn’t release a full version of “Big Fish on his Hip” I’m breaking quarantine

    • @COOLMCDEN
      @COOLMCDEN 4 года назад +10

      What is the song that it's based on it sounds so damn familiar.

    • @toasty5605
      @toasty5605 4 года назад +36

      @@COOLMCDEN Big Iron

    • @rapunzel9849
      @rapunzel9849 4 года назад +16

      @@AxxLAfriku and I don't have girlfriends either

    • @COOLMCDEN
      @COOLMCDEN 4 года назад +6

      @@toasty5605 ok thank you.

    • @LynnAgain83
      @LynnAgain83 4 года назад +2

      SAME.

  • @MrSubzero40
    @MrSubzero40 4 года назад +512

    Kevin: "If you're an essential worker, then you have my respect and I hope everything's going well for you"
    ...
    Also Kevin: *literally slaps a doctor with a fish while pretending to be a doctor himself*

    • @bushbabe7493
      @bushbabe7493 4 года назад +6

      The doctors have snapped

    • @dulcecazares8430
      @dulcecazares8430 4 года назад +8

      and kills the head researcher 😂

    • @colby1398
      @colby1398 Год назад +1

      To be fair, doctors are mostly worthless

  • @blumpet6250
    @blumpet6250 4 года назад +388

    "Finally, its time to be a hero."
    Me: *slaps leg*
    "good one kevin!"

    • @sixxeros
      @sixxeros 4 года назад

      Yea good one bcuz bigmooney did this already

    • @blumpet6250
      @blumpet6250 4 года назад +4

      @@sixxeros who?

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 4 года назад

      @@blumpet6250 oof xD

  • @POTUSJimmyCarter
    @POTUSJimmyCarter 3 года назад +75

    Kevin in Hitman: "I can't kill Jesus, I'd be the villain"
    Kevin in GTA 5 w/ Chaos Mod: "One sucker-punch and Jesus went down!"

  • @chuching9203
    @chuching9203 4 года назад +113

    6:35 - “Uh please be an orgy please please please please”
    *confused crying*

  • @babbababababba2854
    @babbababababba2854 4 года назад +636

    "im a doctor trust me" *is actively beating up the doctor with a fish*

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +14

      Sounds sus-fish-cious

    • @tugmylantern4244
      @tugmylantern4244 4 года назад +7

      @@IamaPERSON Yeah that does sound kinda....fishy.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +5

      @@tugmylantern4244 hopefully, people aren't salty about us making jokes

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 4 года назад +5

      It IS a bit fishy.
      Which ultimately is wwwaaay cooler to say, than the "It's a bit blueberrymuffinsy" we may or may not say about Daniel's (RTgame, ofc) WOC.

    • @tugmylantern4244
      @tugmylantern4244 4 года назад +3

      @@IamaPERSON What do you mean? This is a great oppor-tuna-ty.

  • @doggone2842
    @doggone2842 4 года назад +214

    Kevin: Usually I go in and kill everyone in a level but not today
    Also Kevin:

  • @FearsomeHippo74
    @FearsomeHippo74 4 года назад +463

    Kevin: "if you're an essential worker then you have my respect"
    Me, who accidentally qualifies as a key worker but does not understand why: thank you

    • @zachhouston514
      @zachhouston514 4 года назад +118

      Me, a cashier at Walmart that somehow went from being disrespected by some immediately becomes one of the most essential
      *Confused screaming*

    • @jono56667
      @jono56667 4 года назад +30

      @@zachhouston514 funny thing is ive just gotten a job at a supermarket in Australia which is considered "essential" but i havent started yet haha do i count

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 4 года назад +25

      @@jono56667 Of friggin' course you do, especially if you're starting knowing all the risks that are ahead! Take care of yourself!

    • @jono56667
      @jono56667 4 года назад +12

      @@vetreas366 that's a good point :) thank you haha :D

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад

      xD

  • @Robocopnik
    @Robocopnik 4 года назад +226

    The fact that an NPC actually yells "I'm like Jesus, I heal people" is piping-hot insanity.

    • @GTAOfficer2166
      @GTAOfficer2166 3 года назад +15

      I'm amazed he didn't kill him because he thought he might be Extreme Griefer Jesus but without a gun!

  • @TheConfusedMan87
    @TheConfusedMan87 4 года назад +47

    "Im doing my best it just happens to be terrible"
    man.. i really felt that

  • @the_letter_v
    @the_letter_v 4 года назад +164

    Kevin: Usually i jump in to a map and i try to kill everyone. Well today is different
    Also Kevin: Proceeds to kill everyone in the map.

    • @Sadzy
      @Sadzy 4 года назад +4

      Aha!! Not everyone, the people in the sauna survived because of him.

    • @ihavenothing7264
      @ihavenothing7264 4 года назад

      But this time it’s for the greater good

    • @indyana5899
      @indyana5899 4 года назад +1

      @sadrafier i mean most of them got infected soooooo

  • @liamweiss3958
    @liamweiss3958 4 года назад +516

    Normal vaccine: Needles
    Kevin's vaccine: Axe

    • @bobbytaylor2349
      @bobbytaylor2349 4 года назад +34

      I’ve decided I’m going to vaccinate my kids

    • @nuv2987
      @nuv2987 4 года назад +9

      Bobby Taylor, that’s a cursed comment if ever I’ve seen one.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +23

      @@bobbytaylor2349 Don't you mean... VAXE-inate!?

    • @bobbytaylor2349
      @bobbytaylor2349 4 года назад +2

      I am a PERSON class

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад

      @@bobbytaylor2349 thanks

  • @rickywebb1803
    @rickywebb1803 4 года назад +122

    Some kid: I can't wait to get my heart transplant so I can live!
    Kevin: destroyed heart and throws it in the trash

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 года назад +2

      I dont think there were any kids there.

    • @TuckyBlue
      @TuckyBlue 4 года назад +10

      The thing is it’s a right sided heart. That makes it even harder to find a doner heart.

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +1

      @@TuckyBlue It was only gonna go to the corrupt forgettable ICA guy

    • @grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098
      @grukmccrymyselftoosleep7098 3 года назад

      @@fynnla.e the virus stuff takes place after the main story so the Iva guys been dead for a while

  • @ShadewDonger
    @ShadewDonger 3 года назад +27

    I noticed you got points for killing infected, this is probably the one level where you can get a positive score by slaughtering a lot of people lmao

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 4 года назад +400

    big fish on his hip full lyrics:
    in a mountain pass in asia came a bald wannabe clown.
    he told every living being he'd kill them without a sound.
    but the hitman did an oopsie when he tried to kill this dish,
    because the hitman didnt know that he had lost his only fish, lost his only fish...
    it was early in the morning when he killed the folks in town,
    he had brought his deadly weapon wich could suit the godly clown,
    oh the guards they thought they'r better, but they made one fatal slipp,
    when they tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip, big fish on his hip...
    wasnt long after he killed them, he made it clear to folks around,
    if they didnt sub his channel he would put them in the ground,
    but the people watching youtube never really understood,
    and it was not a big surprise that kevin did and that he should, did and that he should...
    a couple days after recording the views came flowing in,
    he could sence the inner darkness growing bigger with every whim,
    oh they might have went on living but they made one fatal slip
    when they tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip, big fish on his hip.
    a big fish, a big fish,
    when they tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip, big fish on his hip.
    *insert akward kevin ending the song in an akward way here*
    I Erik Bergheim hearby claim this lyric as mine and only mine and my own, and no1 can steal it.
    but since kevin was the one that put the whole idea in my head i have decided, since he can't own the lyrics themselves he now owns me.
    please father kevin, show me the way to true fiefdom. punish me with your holy fish!

    • @ianleguizamon
      @ianleguizamon 4 года назад +10

      excelent

    • @mLahti
      @mLahti 4 года назад +6

      It's perfect

    • @alyssachantaychampagne2773
      @alyssachantaychampagne2773 4 года назад +18

      "Punish me with your holy fish"

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 4 года назад +6

      @@alyssachantaychampagne2773 YES! DO IT! OH HOLY TUNA!! SHOW ME THE LIGHT, LET KEVIN BESTOW HIS MIGHTY FIEFDOM UPON ME! LET THERE BE FISH!!!!!

    • @alyssachantaychampagne2773
      @alyssachantaychampagne2773 4 года назад +7

      @@zerrierslizer1 Jesus Christ I forgot completely about Kevin for a hot minute (bad move),this video, this comment, and the quote I replied with. Boy was I confused seeing that in my inbox.

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 4 года назад +166

    "They're all infected."
    "Send in the nuke."
    *sends in a clown with an axe*
    "Godspeed."

  • @assainofreapers2970
    @assainofreapers2970 4 года назад +274

    Nobody
    Kevin hitting people with fish: my cure is most effective

    • @nextdoorparty602
      @nextdoorparty602 4 года назад +10

      assainofreapers wAs tHaT a SCP 049 rEfErence

    • @NightMeteor21
      @NightMeteor21 4 года назад +2

      Shadow Kaiju Oh My GoD iT iS

  • @PentiSam
    @PentiSam 4 года назад +130

    "Hey. Is everything okay?"
    "... Yeah. Go away."
    The delivery, lmao

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 4 года назад +5

      in my opinion hitman has some of the best (most fitting) voice acting ever, and the best lines too... "act your age man, what are you? 46? 48?" ^^

  • @asf1062
    @asf1062 4 года назад +161

    Kevin: We're gonna kill the virus today.
    Also Kevin: **Kills everyone**
    Me: Ahh so the virus is humanity huh? That's deep

  • @eternight1125
    @eternight1125 4 года назад +5

    "oh he might of went on living, but he made one fatal slip, when he challenged hitman with a big fish on his hip, with a big fish on his hiiiiiiiip"
    Even better than the original

  • @soylechuga9608
    @soylechuga9608 4 года назад +316

    "I'm a doctor! trust me! this is the cure!"
    SCP-049-J flashbacks

    • @noahrowan535
      @noahrowan535 4 года назад +24

      must have been the pestilence

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 4 года назад +19

      Kevin is an scp what you talking about?

    • @yep5856
      @yep5856 4 года назад +10

      @@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 i reckon he'd be keter-class

    • @elzar5987
      @elzar5987 4 года назад

      I hope that's not a vax!
      Those cause autism you know

    • @yep5856
      @yep5856 4 года назад +7

      @@elzar5987 ok karen

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 4 года назад +87

    "Bible 2.0 only 9.99!"
    Kevin you have to write and sell that now. Why? I need it

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 4 года назад +8

      "In the beginning, Jim Pickens brought mankind and womankind and otherkind into his basement, and then there was painting, and then there were CPS visits removing babies, and all was good." ...just pad it for the rest of the $9.99.

  • @maggiedasler1265
    @maggiedasler1265 4 года назад +110

    another thing, i say we start a petition to have Kevin make a “big fish on his hip” parody to help us with out quarantine sanity. thank you.

    • @alaskanfisherman7
      @alaskanfisherman7 4 года назад +1

      Maggie Dasler I would endorse that immediately.

    • @filblo503
      @filblo503 4 года назад +2

      Do you know what song it originally is. I recognise it but i cant figure out what song it is.

    • @davidr.6357
      @davidr.6357 4 года назад +5

      @@filblo503 Big Iron on his Hip by Marty Robbins

    • @gaildahlas
      @gaildahlas 4 года назад +1

      10/10 would buy anything Kevin sings to be quite honest

  • @salmoneysca
    @salmoneysca 4 года назад +58

    5:12 I'll just send BuzzFeed that clip without any context

  • @lizsearrio6272
    @lizsearrio6272 4 года назад +15

    Kevin: “I’m not going to kill everyone in the game this time”
    Also Kevin: *basically kills everyone in the game*

  • @gamefilesgaming2228
    @gamefilesgaming2228 4 года назад +69

    "We're gonna try something different"
    Does the same thing but with different reason and execution

  • @imanuelextreme6142
    @imanuelextreme6142 4 года назад +47

    "hey there friends" are the new opening words to the gate of hell itself

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 4 года назад +127

    It says a lot about Kevin when "doing something different" doesn't mean to kill everyone

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +5

      Heyo Finn O. It really does

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 года назад +17

      But then his resolve breaks and he kills everyone anyway

    • @bobbytaylor2349
      @bobbytaylor2349 4 года назад +2

      The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens holt shit could it truly be

    • @user-yn1bd4yf3h
      @user-yn1bd4yf3h 4 года назад +1

      Bobby Taylor This is merely a decoy. Jim Pickens is beyond our understanding. Only Kevin can access the information about the real Jim. Whoever Kevin endorses is the real deal.

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 4 года назад

      @@user-yn1bd4yf3h
      So certain are you then?

  • @kip5756
    @kip5756 4 года назад +53

    1:15
    Stand name: “The Clown”
    Stand master: “Kevin”

  • @kristiaanstolt6931
    @kristiaanstolt6931 4 года назад +24

    I would like a full version of “Big fish on his hip” and I’m sure others would also

  • @leviatyn
    @leviatyn 4 года назад +41

    "I have no conscious, don't even bother."

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 года назад +4

      *conscience, different than conscious

    • @leviatyn
      @leviatyn 4 года назад +1

      @@MerkhVision oh thank you!

    • @LisaD478
      @LisaD478 4 года назад

      My stupid ass just realised so many _unconscious_ mistakes that I have made, I'm ashamed to be myself

  • @confused8365
    @confused8365 4 года назад +59

    "If you are an essential worker then you have my respect"
    Thanks i make sandwitches 'v'

    • @fistofaardvark8982
      @fistofaardvark8982 4 года назад +6

      High key first time I've had anyone's respect.

    • @confused8365
      @confused8365 4 года назад +5

      @@fistofaardvark8982 Same! And a plus, it's coming from dear Kevin 'w'

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 4 года назад +3

      You have my respect as well!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +3

      Respect+

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 4 года назад +3

      Respect keep doing what your doing

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 4 года назад +21

    I cannot escape this 'Big Iron' song. Honestly I heard it in my dreams last night.

  • @DitisEmile
    @DitisEmile 4 года назад +5

    The moment Kevin went "Oh, he's still looking for me." and then "I'm here!" as he threw an ax right in the back of the dude's head cracked me up way more than it should have.

  • @jacksonb1239
    @jacksonb1239 4 года назад +12

    Kevin singing 'Big Iron' just makes me want to rewatch his New Vegas series for the billionth time...

  • @jamespatt4727
    @jamespatt4727 4 года назад +24

    YESSSSSSSSSS! Genuinely loving these murder everyone videos, would love to see one on the Bangkok and potentially Maldives maps. Anyway, just wanted to let you know you're doing great and really helping us all out during this hard time. You making me laugh to borderline tears is definitely helpful during this time. You likely won't see this but I just wanted you to know, love ya Kevin.

    • @Crunchycrunkybro
      @Crunchycrunkybro 4 года назад +6

      Just imagine showing this comment to someone out of context.

  • @patriksamu5869
    @patriksamu5869 4 года назад +15

    1:55 the virus got him faster than we tought. It just launched him trough the roof.

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 4 года назад +262

    "Stay in the closet!"
    Already am sorry

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +38

    "I am under the impression that only a clown can stop this"
    Me: Or cause it... (Laughs in Pennywise)

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +2

      *You'll float too*

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 года назад

      Well, you know they say laughter is the best medicine...

  • @sydney3932
    @sydney3932 4 года назад +2

    essential worker here! (EMT in the US)
    i’ve been subscribed for years now, and i always get a joy of watching you kevin, especially now! thank you for all that you do!

    • @sydney3932
      @sydney3932 4 года назад

      BloopinBlopin no, if you actually watch the video he talks about essential workers and the shit going on. this was also 5 months ago, df you doing on this comment lol

  • @nuv2987
    @nuv2987 4 года назад +229

    “Only a clown can stop this!”
    Don’t worry Kevin, you’re still a clown, regardless of the outfit.

    • @user-yn1bd4yf3h
      @user-yn1bd4yf3h 4 года назад +22

      Lumbago Man He's not just a clown, he's *our* clown

    • @victorh1849
      @victorh1849 4 года назад +11

      HR he’s not just our clown, he is THE clown

    • @user-yn1bd4yf3h
      @user-yn1bd4yf3h 4 года назад +7

      VHWA He's so clown he could perform as the entire circus

    • @nuv2987
      @nuv2987 4 года назад +3

      HR that’s the best circus I could ever imagine.

    • @LisaD478
      @LisaD478 4 года назад +2

      I see, they began stealing all of my jokes again. I love it when it's always funnier when someone else says it

  • @aaylafatima5881
    @aaylafatima5881 4 года назад +226

    "Only a clown can stop this"
    *All Doctors and Scientists have been triggered*

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 4 года назад +4

      Laughter is the best medicine

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +2

      @@vividandlucid just ask Joker!

    • @OriUsername
      @OriUsername 4 года назад +1

      @@IamaPERSON you wanna hear another joke Murray

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +1

      @@OriUsername "no, I think we've had enough of your jokes"

    • @OriUsername
      @OriUsername 4 года назад +1

      @@IamaPERSON what do you get when you don't social distance yourself

  • @jacke.7502
    @jacke.7502 2 года назад +4

    Me, thinking about coming out to extended family
    Kevin: *Stay In the Closet!*
    Me: Well that's decided I guess

  • @esandnsn
    @esandnsn 4 года назад

    Im a healthcare worker and have been watching your videos every day for almost 2 years now and you and your spirit has helped me so much in my everyday struggle with depression and anxiety and panic attacks I just want to say thank you and you are what I look forward to everyday no matter how bad thank you from Maryland, USA

  • @djfebrezee
    @djfebrezee 4 года назад

    I've seen every video from one and a half years ago to now. The "Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin." and the little zoom-in in the beginning still bring me joy. Thank you for being you Kevin.

  • @YamiOni
    @YamiOni 4 года назад +7

    Sometimes to cope with a shitty situation, you have to be able to laugh about it. Don't apologize for helping people be able to do that. As long as people still act responsibly, a little laughter is a good thing right now.

  • @stevewhitehouse5832
    @stevewhitehouse5832 4 года назад +10

    2:55 Kevin you need to do a full cover of big iron please, this literally made my year

  • @VictorrVictorr
    @VictorrVictorr 4 года назад +73

    Alternative title: Irish Hitman Single Handedly Stops A Virus But In The Worst Way Possible

    • @nuv2987
      @nuv2987 4 года назад +6

      -worst- Best Way Possible

    • @VictorrVictorr
      @VictorrVictorr 4 года назад +3

      @@nuv2987 true

    • @Moerighan
      @Moerighan 4 года назад

      Irish hitman single handedly stops a virus but the cure is murder 😆

  • @seanhilton5701
    @seanhilton5701 4 года назад

    Dont kid yourself, Kevin. You're an essential worker too. I'm a long distance truck driver, and your vids are one of the things keeping me from going completely fecking insane out here. Thank you!

  • @BRIDKIE
    @BRIDKIE 3 года назад +1

    This is my favorite mission in the whole series, its so brilliant.

  • @bruhtherobama4840
    @bruhtherobama4840 4 года назад +8

    We need a full version of “ big fish on his hip”

  • @TheIrishGamerGuy
    @TheIrishGamerGuy 4 года назад +12

    "Big Fish on his hip"
    Shout out to Fallout New Vegas and Mitten Squad 🙈😅

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 3 года назад

      Let's not forget to smash an AC to pieces in celebration

  • @uwillbeefound6439
    @uwillbeefound6439 4 года назад +96

    Kevin" "Stay in the closet"
    Me: hey I'm already here...will be here for a while....

    • @raventhepansexualenby4576
      @raventhepansexualenby4576 4 года назад +9

      Same here

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 года назад +15

      @@raventhepansexualenby4576 Seems from your channel name you've already come out the closet

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 3 года назад +5

      What a mood. I painted the walls rainbow

    • @Averns
      @Averns 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Averns
      @Averns 3 года назад +1

      @@raventhepansexualenby4576
      Yoooooooooooo same name

  • @jimjim8353
    @jimjim8353 4 года назад

    Kevin I'm an essential worker at a food pantry and honestly watching your videos about staying inside and joking about our current situation makes me feel so much better and you genuinely make me laugh thank you so much 💗💗

  • @alihijazi4995
    @alihijazi4995 4 года назад +1

    The shelves may be empty but our hearts are full. Favourite series

  • @callmestephanie1305
    @callmestephanie1305 4 года назад +31

    "To end this virus, we need specialist"
    *enter Kevin*

  • @The_Nightsong
    @The_Nightsong 4 года назад +3

    "I'm doing my best, it just happens to be terrible" - I have never related to anything more in my entire life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Human_Waste_
    @Human_Waste_ 4 года назад +7

    I think I saw a missed opportunity for "laughter is the best medicine"

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 4 года назад +2

      you forgot the S

  • @yoelmio533
    @yoelmio533 4 года назад +1

    2:56, Marty Pickens - Big fish - Hitman ballads and cult songs

  • @flowersinformaldehyde
    @flowersinformaldehyde 4 года назад +1

    Kevin: hand over the cure old man
    Robert Smith: * sweats nervously *

  • @SomeOne-lo9bt
    @SomeOne-lo9bt 4 года назад +52

    "Stay in the closet!"
    Yeah that was my plan already

  • @awakenedstorm7893
    @awakenedstorm7893 4 года назад +14

    I feel like hitman is Jim Pickens when he was young very young and this is how he became a murderer!

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 года назад +2

      Nah, Jim Pickens is chaotic evil in alignment, while Agent 47 is Lawful Neutral (unless he is being played by murderhobo players).

    • @vaimantobe3034
      @vaimantobe3034 4 года назад

      Well, Pickens was drafted to military school at a young age... maybe he became a hitman after that

  • @blizzy6427
    @blizzy6427 4 года назад +15

    5:09 but kevin i don't want to be trapped in the closet with R.kelly

  • @KyuuTomoyaki
    @KyuuTomoyaki 2 года назад +1

    Wow, I had no idea 47 could be infected too. And I've played that mission a ton.

  • @cazzyspamcerito4535
    @cazzyspamcerito4535 4 года назад +1

    I wasn’t expecting the big iron reference. Thanks to Kevin’s stream I’ve had it stuck in my head all day

  • @kezkai
    @kezkai 4 года назад +6

    "oh, snapping people's necks on camera, I forgot"
    Proceeds to throw axes at multiple peoples heads

  • @thegreycrusader
    @thegreycrusader 4 года назад +4

    Hey there Kevin, it's us, Friends. And today we're here to watch you do something a little different.

  • @MidnightRockstar
    @MidnightRockstar 4 года назад +6

    When ever I meet someone called Kevin since I started watching this channel . I keep thinking of Call me Kevin . Thanks for the content bru

  • @LittleLadyLidbetter
    @LittleLadyLidbetter 4 года назад

    You knocked it out of the park again! We are waiting for your Kevin Robbins album with cowboy classics like "Big Fish".

  • @tristanmorris9432
    @tristanmorris9432 4 года назад

    I'm an essential worker. I work for water utilities. I appreciate your respect for us, Kevin. Love you, man.

  • @kyehooper1373
    @kyehooper1373 4 года назад +6

    Docter: I'm like Jesus, i heal people!
    Kevin: I cant kill Jesus!

  • @_niyabella
    @_niyabella 4 года назад +5

    Hey, Kevin. My best friend’s mom, who was like a second mother to me, just passed away due to Covid 19. Thanks for making me chuckle a bit during these terrible times. Keep up the great work.
    Also guys, please do your part and stay inside unless it’s absolutely necessary for you to go out. Stay safe.

  • @zoombabweeggwipe6263
    @zoombabweeggwipe6263 4 года назад +26

    "Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! "
    "Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! "
    "Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! "
    "Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! "

  • @tomatogoose4426
    @tomatogoose4426 Год назад +1

    “I’m a doctor, trust me!”
    *axes someone in the face*

  • @sierraHAHA...
    @sierraHAHA... 4 года назад

    Kevin's videos are literally the only things that make me happy nowadays. Thanks, Kevin.

  • @tecticeditz5549
    @tecticeditz5549 4 года назад +4

    My mom's a nurse at an old folks home. Bless her.

  • @xxMaro92xx
    @xxMaro92xx 4 года назад +6

    0:23 I really like you for saying these words and I appreciate that very much: the part with your viewers staying home as much as possible; and also, and foremost the part with the shoutout to essential workers. very nice! I see it exactly the same.

  • @thatoneannoyingguy6619
    @thatoneannoyingguy6619 4 года назад +6

    Anything:Exists
    Kevin:It’s free real estate

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +1

      *Free from life, too*

  • @selinas.5918
    @selinas.5918 4 года назад +1

    Is anyone else going mental because Kevin's face box is in the right corner instead of the left?
    YOU THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T NOTICE

  • @tassodemo2316
    @tassodemo2316 3 года назад +1

    4:49 Kevin "I got to get back to saving people"
    Kevin not even 10 seconds later: *kills someone with a fire axe*

  • @AmyAnnLand
    @AmyAnnLand 4 года назад +4

    Hey Kevin, what's up with Jim stopping by my house last night and locking me up in my basement. He still hasn't let me out. I think he took all my money too and left some random kid behind. Someone come get me out. Oh shit, now I smell smoke.

    • @Starlightbooper
      @Starlightbooper 4 года назад +1

      It's just safety measures *social distancing*

  • @rosemarmalade2444
    @rosemarmalade2444 3 года назад +7

    I'm a grocery store cashier and when you said you respect us my little heart fluttered. Thank you.
    Its been scary lots of people ignore the safety measures but I finally get my vaccine on Feb 15th. Soon!

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 года назад +3

    Kevin I think you can break security cameras by throwing stuff at them, I think even a coin works if you hit it just right, I thought that would be funny for your next Hitman video

  • @vgnbhy
    @vgnbhy 4 года назад +2

    2:56
    And so the Courier who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.

  • @Samuel_Chilcott
    @Samuel_Chilcott Год назад +1

    fun fact: because soders isnt on this mission if you destroy the heart then it will kill a hazmat npc out of the map with a japanease name translating to heart

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 года назад +20

    "I definitely went about it wrong, but I'm fixing the mistake I made."
    One sentence that would signal the beginning of a miracle in the US.

  • @rafaeldearaujo4518
    @rafaeldearaujo4518 4 года назад +4

    North Korea: there are no Covid-19 cases in north korean soil!
    Also North Korea:*hires Kevin*

  • @Erri_17
    @Erri_17 4 года назад +11

    I can't stay at home, I work security.
    Sorry :(

    • @nuv2987
      @nuv2987 4 года назад +1

      Well, thank you for securing wherever it is you work at, whilst also putting yourself in danger. People who can’t work at home like you, and doctors, etc, are the real heroes.

    • @Erri_17
      @Erri_17 4 года назад +2

      @@nuv2987 Oh don't say, that we are all in this together. In my country the unemployment is getting high (prob like in most countries) so they could train them to do some light medical stuff or something else like that. Ofcourse not by force, but they would get paid tho.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад

      @@Erri_17 but lumbago man's right, your a hero. I know I couldn't do security, since I don't have the patience, or the cool head need to work jobs like that

    • @Erri_17
      @Erri_17 4 года назад

      @@IamaPERSON But I don't see myself as a hero. That's way too much pressure on me

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +1

      @@Erri_17 Then imagine yourself as something that makes you feel comfortable.

  • @StahliCell
    @StahliCell 4 года назад +1

    i just love you playing this, it's absolutely hilarious everytime, thanks

  • @charlieathenaemeliachua1586
    @charlieathenaemeliachua1586 4 года назад

    I love the comedic timing everytime he plays games
    Good job kevin