@@Nuuboat You do know that the "Heart" image used commonly in modern times is actually upside down and was originally supposed to represent testicles as a symbol of the Greek goddess Aphrodite?
Hitchhikers guide had a little thing like that, Giant invasion fleet arrives at earth due to a perceived insult from a way ward radio transmission and is swallowed by a jack Russell terrier, IRRC.
We'd freeze without protective suits. If there planet is so cold that liquid water is a marvel, or even horrifying, and our upper atmosphere would cause them to burn and boil away, imagine what their planet will do to us.
@@jacobfoss7783 Imagine what we'd do to them. To survive out there by Pluto, our ships and suits would have to be internally heated. Which means they'd be waaaaay warmer than the environment, and quite possibly passively radiating enough heat to damage the aliens and their structures if our stuff went anywhere near them. And that's before we light up whatever rocket motor (probably nuclear) that we used to get out there.
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A heart? Yes. It seems this story was inspired by the pictures New Horizons took during it's flyby of Pluto which showed what looked to be a heart shaped mound.
Point at the bottom and 2 half circles side by side at the top .. at the strange pink?/pear? shape ... ruclips.net/video/_B6Gr4B3BZg/видео.html marker Mickey Mouse?
Humans as the probe flys past Pluto: “Heh. That mountain kinda looks like a heart. That’s neat.”
lol
Ohh it was supposed to be a heart. I thought something else when he said pink, two balls with something pointing out below.
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@@Nuuboat You do know that the "Heart" image used commonly in modern times is actually upside down and was originally supposed to represent testicles as a symbol of the Greek goddess Aphrodite?
Aliens: Die demon! *fires a volley of missiles*
Human: Wow, it's breezy today.
we fight in the shade
@@AgroSquerril this is SPARTA!!!!
InstaBlaster.
Interesting solution to the Fermi paradox
Intelligent life exists but it’s so cold and slow we can’t detect it
Thought they might've hit a bird, which would be funny.
Microoganic xeno invasion force's fleet thwarted by songbirds because they look like bugs.
Hitchhikers guide had a little thing like that,
Giant invasion fleet arrives at earth due to a perceived insult from a way ward radio transmission and is swallowed by a jack Russell terrier, IRRC.
OH! I get it now. They're micro organisms from Pluto, and they created a heart to let us know they are sorry hahah....
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...This just blew my mind.
Now you have me wondering about the Mars smiley face... At least I think that's a real Martian feature and not simply the invention of The Watchmen.
Worse... scientists don't even consider it a planet any more...
And due to a slight miscalculation in size, they were eaten by a small dog
Comet=Probe? Probe=Comet? Hmmmm....
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It's a heart ❤. Took me too long to figure that out.
and here I thought they were gonna do a giant upside down dong XD
That’s not what I thought, but it checks out seeing as how there is an actual heart on Pluto lol
I have never heard of locomotion or life like that. Uses quantum mechanics to move. Thats great.
Who thought that the first interaction with other life would be us seeing "£μ©|< off" written on another planet
sounds about right really
Now I beg the universe for HFY story about first contact, started with aliens drawing giant dong on the surface of their planet
lol
First thing they send us by radio is a dong in ascii
Honestly that might result in peace a lot faster than a heart
At least their probe ship wasn't swallowed by a dog. ;-)
So what is the peace sign they are trying to build? 'Two half triangles connected at a point'?
A heart, apparently
Wait they said that we are in the same solar system? What celestial body do you think they are on.
Pluto. Remember the heart on Pluto pictures from a few years ago. Its referencing that. Also for the Algorithm.
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@@jeremycebrian6413 Ah, thanks. Never clicked on that.
For the swarm
That was adorable
glad you liked
Our probe. Turns cam to see Pluto. Nasa ops. Is that a hart bob we told you about the emojies during the Mars rover
New meaning of hell world
So where did they crash land? Russia or Arizona?
Maybe that kid who got hit in the head with an astroid
The crash sounded like the Tunguska Event, so I'd wager Russia
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim I was thinking it was the Roswell Incident.
@@jacobfoss7783No, too long in the past. The probe they are referring to is probably New Horizons.
Is there a sequel to this story? For the Algorithm.
Hailey's comet?
it would seem so
More like Hailey's Coment
I think the crashing ship was the tunguska meteor I think that's what it's called the one that crashed in Siberia and flattened a bunch of trees
@@ryanellard2096I think they were referring to the first probe which did multiple orbits.
Plutonians!
To be fair the pression in their planet would make us die too
We'd freeze without protective suits. If there planet is so cold that liquid water is a marvel, or even horrifying, and our upper atmosphere would cause them to burn and boil away, imagine what their planet will do to us.
@@jacobfoss7783 Imagine what we'd do to them. To survive out there by Pluto, our ships and suits would have to be internally heated. Which means they'd be waaaaay warmer than the environment, and quite possibly passively radiating enough heat to damage the aliens and their structures if our stuff went anywhere near them.
And that's before we light up whatever rocket motor (probably nuclear) that we used to get out there.
May algo and rithm be with you all.
for the algorithm
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lol , tags for the win.... maybe
Poor Ploto aliens!
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HERESY! All hail the Emperor.
For humanity
Benign intentions, but no real way of communicating...
I wonder if this story is a stand alone, or if a sequel exists.
Check out the story "humans are micro colonies"
Did they try build...that‽
A heart? Yes. It seems this story was inspired by the pictures New Horizons took during it's flyby of Pluto which showed what looked to be a heart shaped mound.
6 months late I'll join in for the algorithm
never too late to join in on the fun :) for the algorithm
Poor microbes
Cute little bug 🐛 people, yes we could be friends
Those poor lil fellas. Not even from a real planet.
Point at the bottom and 2 half circles side by side at the top ..
at the strange pink?/pear? shape ... ruclips.net/video/_B6Gr4B3BZg/видео.html marker
Mickey Mouse?
Cock n' balls
A heart someone said on Pluto.
Can you please make a SemiLoki playlist please please please
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Bob the dragon
Ever thought of branching to Spotify?
All hail
Lmao the ending was funny
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I was the fifth like ;P!!!✨
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