The Worst Way to Get Medical Marijuana - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @MrScientific
    @MrScientific 4 года назад +42918

    Why is the doctor giving him Marijuana when he's already high on potenuse!

  • @devinh5103
    @devinh5103 4 года назад +22822

    I like how determined the doctor was to get this guy that weed though

  • @deversandbello
    @deversandbello 4 года назад +23398

    the fact that Badger is in the sketch makes it a million times better

    • @iamthefuss934
      @iamthefuss934 4 года назад +937

      I was just like wtf. Lol his voice is so distinct

    • @Nonamemannn
      @Nonamemannn 4 года назад +627

      Bruh and he has such credibility too with this type of stuff😂😂

    • @ranchangfu
      @ranchangfu 4 года назад +125

      where is he from? I feel like I've seen him before but can't remember where.

    • @steeltabletop7404
      @steeltabletop7404 4 года назад +75

      I don't know, he joined NCIS after all that crime stuff. Could be a trap.

    • @deversandbello
      @deversandbello 4 года назад +452

      @@ranchangfu he is originally from Breaking Bad, one of Jessie’s delinquent friends. Badger was super important in Jessie and Walt finding their caravan, which they notoriously cook in for close to 2 seasons. Badger ends up in El Camino where he helps assist Jessie in that narrative (in case you haven’t seen it)

  • @TrappedinaBrain
    @TrappedinaBrain 2 года назад +3474

    I love that he says schizophrenia when cannabis is the last thing you'd be prescribed for that

    • @Seisoks
      @Seisoks Год назад +67

      Actually cannabis help me with schizophrenia. To cool me down without diazepen and help me sleep.

    • @unlimitedbread3723
      @unlimitedbread3723 Год назад +236

      @@Seisoks IT SEES YOU IT SEES YOU IT SEES YOU DONT MAKE IT OBVIOUS YOU KNOW ITS THERE IT SEES YOU

    • @Webby104
      @Webby104 Год назад +82

      @@Seisoks Who are you talking to??

    • @ClassicMist360
      @ClassicMist360 Год назад +243

      ​@@unlimitedbread3723 yeah that's actually not funny at all as you could've actually caused physical harm in that person's life or people around him.

    • @kenobi-hi7qz
      @kenobi-hi7qz Год назад +38

      @@Seisoks do you see demons? It may not be your mind playing tricks those could actually be DEMONS

  • @MrMighty147
    @MrMighty147 4 года назад +10745

    His mistake was to get high *before* he went into the doctors office.

    • @ThreeWhiteSoldiers
      @ThreeWhiteSoldiers 4 года назад +277

      because he was high.. on potenuse

    • @imeldomarcos4126
      @imeldomarcos4126 4 года назад +5

      Lol.....

    • @africaart
      @africaart 4 года назад +30

      Too high to get the clues the doctor was giving

    • @Xfade81
      @Xfade81 4 года назад +2

      @@africaart You don't say :o

    • @Karim-sh8pu
      @Karim-sh8pu 4 года назад +1

      @@africaart thats deep analyzing bro

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 4 года назад +8735

    Damn this is more complicated than actually doing a drug deal

  • @Mr.BigNate
    @Mr.BigNate 3 года назад +6089

    Me trying to help my students figure out the right answer on their classwork without actually telling them.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 3 года назад +156

      How did Julie's Ceaser die?: diabetes

    • @lynnspring2378
      @lynnspring2378 3 года назад +32

      This is a perfect comment

    • @ariasijiali1689
      @ariasijiali1689 3 года назад +28

      In this one he actually just directly tells him what to say but he doesn't get it lol

    • @Sin_Of_Greed
      @Sin_Of_Greed 3 года назад +3

      I don't think, that is the right way to teach your students though.

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 3 года назад +33

      you slap them too ? its very effective but my principal fired me

  • @rileygalvin2
    @rileygalvin2 3 года назад +3960

    “You don’t have schizophrenia!”
    “Yes you do.”
    😂😂😂

    • @alejandrosool
      @alejandrosool 3 года назад +25

      Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @ijaimambula1735
      @ijaimambula1735 2 года назад +24

      Funniest part lmao ,and the face expression when he says it😂😂😂

    • @HaLucha0
      @HaLucha0 2 года назад +1

      That part had me dead 😂😂💀

    • @aze77
      @aze77 2 года назад +3

      yes, the funniest😂 I was ROFL at that.

    • @marcelskyy6631
      @marcelskyy6631 2 года назад +12

      Ironically, marijuana can actually make schizophrenia worse

  • @jaetrxpp
    @jaetrxpp 4 года назад +4959

    Let’s all agree that this skit takes place in the Breaking Bad universe

  • @Blackcain
    @Blackcain 4 года назад +14817

    For a dude who's not quite there he sure knows his medical terminologies

    • @moonman2022
      @moonman2022 4 года назад +467

      People who aren't quite there often have a rich vocabulary of jargon pertaining to a very specific context. That's why their thetans don't synergize.

    • @big-vsongput3127
      @big-vsongput3127 4 года назад +132

      @@moonman2022 r/KamikazeByWords

    • @darxider666
      @darxider666 4 года назад +45

      @@moonman2022 You know that a thetan meter just measures the electrical resistance of the body, right?

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 4 года назад +38

      @@darxider666 and also you might wanna specify that to the general public, that is to say non-Scientologists, thetans are a non-issue

    • @3ricZ
      @3ricZ 4 года назад +11

      @@darxider666 maybe he's also not quite there himself 😆

  • @skankwave
    @skankwave 4 года назад +1760

    Title is misleading, it was a complete success

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 года назад +29

      It should be "an almost fail at getting marijuana"

    • @randomisaac5959
      @randomisaac5959 4 года назад +8

      Successfully Failed in my book

    • @cjscanlon0205
      @cjscanlon0205 4 года назад +1

      Isn’t it nice to be surprised a little in life?

    • @moomoodeadcow
      @moomoodeadcow 4 года назад +2

      He failed at failing even though he tried the best he could. It was a success.

    • @GooglyGook12
      @GooglyGook12 4 года назад +2

      I mean, failing upwards is still technically failing.

  • @kryptonianotaku4975
    @kryptonianotaku4975 3 года назад +788

    Good to see Badger doing well. Also I love sketches where Keegan loses his temper it’s always hilarious

    • @Godkingzeus.69
      @Godkingzeus.69 9 месяцев назад +3

      This was made like 10 years ago so even 2 years ago that was not recent

    • @jakejennings5152
      @jakejennings5152 6 месяцев назад

      Right! I wanna see Badger in a lot more shows and movies for real! Him and Skinny Pete!

  • @bobbiz3085
    @bobbiz3085 4 года назад +4207

    "sleep like a baby.... with aaAAaAids" 😂😂😂😂

    • @froggobonano
      @froggobonano 4 года назад

      hahahaha

    • @hiimpaul5171
      @hiimpaul5171 4 года назад

      @@froggobonano
      ​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

    • @bgikuya
      @bgikuya 4 года назад +37

      @@hiimpaul5171 google my asscheeks

    • @JohnDoe-xv8zl
      @JohnDoe-xv8zl 4 года назад +4

      Global truth project is just another congregation of people who believe what they have to say is the ultimate reality beyond others, everyone else's beliefs are false. It is existential, they speak of evolution and greatness only because they feel insignificant, because it doesnt matter that they or anyone else exists and when they die eventually it will be like they never existed in the first place.

    • @The.Lilomay
      @The.Lilomay 4 года назад +1

      I can’t stop laughing

  • @NotaTrollJustRealistic
    @NotaTrollJustRealistic 4 года назад +2432

    Keegan looks like such a legit doctor, you almost forgot all the other shit he does in his skits 😂

    • @langsuir5732
      @langsuir5732 4 года назад +63

      He always nailed every character and accent magic man🤣🤣

    • @Davidson640
      @Davidson640 4 года назад +17

      That's a great actor for ya

    • @michaelvigil5321
      @michaelvigil5321 4 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣it's almost like pretty much anyone can be a doctor and they wouldn't look strange being a doctor because it really doesn't have any physical limitations🤣🤣🤩🤩😍🤣😂🤣😁😁

    • @sneezy-e
      @sneezy-e 4 года назад +9

      @@michaelvigil5321 what about a child in a wheel chair? Still Dr.?

    • @JM-sm8ir
      @JM-sm8ir 4 года назад +5

      Judge Jessie!!!

  • @erlosung5112
    @erlosung5112 4 года назад +5921

    Never seen this one and all I can say is that Key and Peele never fail to make me laugh.

    • @erlosung5112
      @erlosung5112 4 года назад +20

      @Joe Huerta I haven't seen it so 🤷

    • @pamc.7049
      @pamc.7049 4 года назад +2

      Agree!🤣😂

    • @denisdenak
      @denisdenak 4 года назад +25

      @@personmon3296 there is a debate if they're making new videos or reuploading old ones.

    • @aIkaIi
      @aIkaIi 4 года назад +12

      @@personmon3296 These were made years ago, but they are uploading it to RUclips now

    • @Laugh10704
      @Laugh10704 4 года назад +2

      @@personmon3296 Unfortunately no new ones, I’ve seen this one on their show as well :) You can see all of these skits on Hulu or HBO I believe.

  • @intercat4907
    @intercat4907 3 года назад +534

    "Don't do that ... something from this century ... what the hell is THAT?" I was a medical Corpsman in the Navy, dealing with Marines. I am on the floor helpless with laughter. Thank you.

    • @thiswedefend1170
      @thiswedefend1170 2 года назад +8

      Thanks for your service to our great nation :D

    • @JesusKid1000
      @JesusKid1000 2 года назад +3

      RP. 2d MARDIV.

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 2 года назад +4

      What's the funniest thing an enlisted marine ever needed your help with?

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 2 года назад +27

      I was standing by a barracks door, 10-floor building. Kid comes limping in past me, dirty and scuffed up and shaky. "What happened to YOU?" "Fell out of a window." Very fast assessment, full don't-bullshit-me glare; they covered up the dumb stuff. "On purpose?" Looks down, shuffle shuffle. "No (in little-kid voice)". I let him go by - they had been holding each other out the window by the ankles as a trust-building game, and they'd dropped him. He was ok ... duh.

    • @intercat4907
      @intercat4907 2 года назад +5

      @@JesusKid1000 I was with the 3rd.

  • @andresgomez4182
    @andresgomez4182 4 года назад +6046

    I bet that slap wouldn't have hurt if he was high on potenuse.

    • @ianb8885
      @ianb8885 4 года назад +205

      I wish I was high on potenuse.

    • @Manganization
      @Manganization 4 года назад +31

      Don't you dare make fun of Maths!

    • @CGFUN829
      @CGFUN829 4 года назад +31

      @@ianb8885 Mr ian B just shut up you are not funny .... XD

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 4 года назад +19

      @@ianb8885 HAHAHAHA!

    • @yeshauditore2913
      @yeshauditore2913 4 года назад +14

      @@CGFUN829 i see what you did there🤣🤣

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 4 года назад +3659

    lol scurvy, you going to get prescribed a sack of oranges

    • @athirstyguy
      @athirstyguy 4 года назад +58

      A sack o' dese NUTS!

    • @AlchemistOfHecate
      @AlchemistOfHecate 4 года назад +7

      Or rum. Good Ol' Jamaican Rum.

    • @chrisserrific
      @chrisserrific 4 года назад +10

      @@AlchemistOfHecate there's vitamin c in rum?

    • @HunterTN
      @HunterTN 4 года назад +24

      There have been people who've gotten scurvy from eating only ramen for months on end. There's enough vitamin C in a packet of ketchup to prevent scurvy for a long period and they couldn't manage that.

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 4 года назад +4

      is weed a fruit?

  • @tamafandira7034
    @tamafandira7034 3 года назад +3165

    I love every skit where Keegan looses his temper lmao.

    • @kensingtondrake8069
      @kensingtondrake8069 3 года назад +53

      Me Too, in that skit when he was on the phone with the telemarketer and he screamed I actually died. Months later I came back though, but I was dead as fuk.

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse 3 года назад +7

      Man, this doctor needed an anger translator by the end he was so heated

    • @timeforamunch2616
      @timeforamunch2616 3 года назад +11

      @@kensingtondrake8069 do you need weed for it?

    • @bruhvenant
      @bruhvenant 3 года назад +11

      Best one is the texting miscommunication one, he portrays the anger so hilariously lol

    • @BlueBamboo9
      @BlueBamboo9 2 года назад

      @@bruhvenant That's a good one, aha. I also recommend the one where he plays a guy who pressed the crosswalk button and gets mad whenever Jordan tries to press it😂

  • @jimjimsauce
    @jimjimsauce 2 года назад +267

    “AIDS.. as in I got it, need lots of weed to get rid of it” has to be in my top 3 favorite key and peele lines i love the delivery so much😂

  • @BZman7
    @BZman7 4 года назад +1883

    Doctor: "Does your face hurt Mr. Washington!?"
    Mr. Washington: "Back hand!"

    • @avnishbadoni1393
      @avnishbadoni1393 4 года назад +41

      😂😂😂😂 no, front hand

    • @rytue1
      @rytue1 4 года назад +2

      Don't Forget To Activate The Notification Bell On My Channel To See the trailer first.

    • @JM-sm8ir
      @JM-sm8ir 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @Aysuu11
      @Aysuu11 4 года назад +8

      "oh I gettit I gettit"

    • @MegaTimothys
      @MegaTimothys 4 года назад +3

      You win😂

  • @The_Youtube_Winner
    @The_Youtube_Winner 4 года назад +2000

    “DOES YOUR FACE HURT MR WASHINGTON.” “yeA.”

    • @protusmose4469
      @protusmose4469 4 года назад +7

      *h

    • @JackD0ff
      @JackD0ff 4 года назад +20

      I would have laughed even more if he'd said "no, I'm okay" :D

    • @abumayeng689
      @abumayeng689 4 года назад +2

      Then take this painkillers
      ruclips.net/video/ydpcraKk_Ss/видео.html hope anyone that sees this gets to enjoy that video don't pass its is not a long clip but also really funny give it a try

    • @MMRtuber
      @MMRtuber 4 года назад

      Timestamp?

    • @volgax3646
      @volgax3646 4 года назад

      420 likes

  • @preventablesuffering6239
    @preventablesuffering6239 4 года назад +2457

    plot twist: he was trying to discreetly win another round of fronthand-backhand

  • @bensonb2669
    @bensonb2669 3 года назад +21

    This has to be one of the funniest Key and Peele skits I’ve ever seen.

  • @BlitzkriegRap
    @BlitzkriegRap 4 года назад +3102

    "You don't have schizophrenia" - "Yes you do."
    Edit: Pretty sure that's a multiple personality disorder not SF but still..

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 4 года назад +78

      "Well I've got a hundred voices in my head telling me I don't. Are you calling them all liars?"

    • @BlitzkriegRap
      @BlitzkriegRap 4 года назад +1

      @houseofleaves12 Okay I will try.

    • @johnpatrick1647
      @johnpatrick1647 4 года назад +7

      @@BlitzkriegRap You just do you... and you... and you... and you...

    • @zillah9105
      @zillah9105 4 года назад +8

      @Latrice R but it’s funny to the rest of us so chill.
      Ikr I don’t know why that guys getting so mad
      Heyyy who are you?
      You! Why?
      Ohh shit...

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 4 года назад +4

      @Latrice R H u m o r

  • @aceiv271
    @aceiv271 4 года назад +3319

    Surprised badger did not recommend some of heisenburgs blue crystal.

    • @beck1873
      @beck1873 4 года назад +6

      @@SubhanArchived same lol

    • @sanixgamez2347
      @sanixgamez2347 4 года назад +17

      Eyyy breaking bad fan

    • @kimsam6433
      @kimsam6433 4 года назад +7

      HAHAHAHAHA I was looking for this comment

    • @Mattdragster76
      @Mattdragster76 4 года назад +2

      @@SubhanArchived i was also looking for a reference lol

    • @thomasjensen5042
      @thomasjensen5042 4 года назад +13

      @Thompson Klay His name is absolutely not Beaver, it's Badger

  • @jayjones3691
    @jayjones3691 4 года назад +2684

    "Sleep like a baby... With AIDS" I died laughing. but when your a stoner with no issues you just smoke

    • @Nutsaur
      @Nutsaur 3 года назад +1

      your

    • @technologyondemand4538
      @technologyondemand4538 3 года назад +10

      you're*

    • @ferst262
      @ferst262 3 года назад +5

      You clearly should stop smoking, you can’t even type that without mistakes…

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 года назад +21

      @@ferst262 you think people learn spelling by… not smoking weed? Man, I really want some of what _your_ smoking!

    • @ferst262
      @ferst262 3 года назад +3

      @@DissociatedWomenIncorporated people can be stoned to the point of not being able to type well… that was the joke dumbo

  • @FreshlySnipes
    @FreshlySnipes 2 года назад +345

    No joke, this was exactly how it went getting a weed prescription in California in 07 😂😂
    Doctor: your back hurts right?
    Doctor: and you suffer from anxiety?
    Doctor: here’s your prescription.

    • @austinbryan7579
      @austinbryan7579 2 года назад +8

      That's the joke.

    • @zach5381
      @zach5381 2 года назад +3

      Yeah it's how it is on other states, that's why they made a skit about it dude lol.

    • @FreshlySnipes
      @FreshlySnipes 2 года назад +15

      @@zach5381 I’m confirming this is accurate for people who might not know, and also sharing a funny moment I had. No need to belittle me.

    • @happyblt624
      @happyblt624 Год назад

      1907 or 1807?

    • @FreshlySnipes
      @FreshlySnipes Год назад +8

      @@happyblt624 no, year #7

  • @_pranaysingh03
    @_pranaysingh03 4 года назад +571

    He got slapped for fake paralysis...CONSEQUENCES

  • @RLogan-sl7xl
    @RLogan-sl7xl 4 года назад +5929

    Got mine for my “migraines,” doesn’t do shit for my aids though

    • @TheAPTGamer
      @TheAPTGamer 4 года назад +171

      Sounds like you need a higher dosage

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 4 года назад +111

      Have you tried sharing needles with other people?

    • @RLogan-sl7xl
      @RLogan-sl7xl 4 года назад +65

      @@stevenfriedman2902 of course, where else would they get the needle from

    • @TheHumanSystem
      @TheHumanSystem 3 года назад +7

      You should see a doctor for AIDS. Cannabis does not assist with that. [Response by NLAB-1]

    • @ghostpants4920
      @ghostpants4920 3 года назад +34

      my AIDS got cured by only the strongest weed

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 2 года назад +26

    I like how even after being slapped he's still so calm with his "yeah."

  • @dkmagos
    @dkmagos 4 года назад +433

    "... and then a Doctor slapped me in the face...."
    CONSEQUENCES

    • @bhl1053
      @bhl1053 4 года назад +6

      Hahahahaha classic....

    • @bensamuels4401
      @bensamuels4401 4 года назад +2

      Damn underrated comment. Made me laugh harder than the skit. 😂

    • @mthokozisimalaza8994
      @mthokozisimalaza8994 4 года назад

      Lmao 😂

    • @oano4018
      @oano4018 4 года назад

      underrated comment 😂 never forget kids, CONSEQUENCES

    • @roshnigiri5066
      @roshnigiri5066 4 года назад +2

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I was having a pretty bad anxiety attack and I watched this episode and it didn't made me laugh and I scrolled thru comment section and this made me burst into laughter.😂🤣 Consequences

  • @Music-wm1gu
    @Music-wm1gu 4 года назад +4114

    Coolest doctor ever, he tries his best to give out weed and he slaps idiots. My kinda doctor

    • @acadoe
      @acadoe 4 года назад +37

      So you enjoy getting slapped then...

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 года назад +24

      He was evan giving him options as to what to give out

    • @Music-wm1gu
      @Music-wm1gu 4 года назад +33

      Daryl Wathen sticks and stones may break my bones but that did hurt :(

    • @UnchartedCTG
      @UnchartedCTG 4 года назад +1

      @@Music-wm1gu hilarious lmaoo

    • @davidjanac636
      @davidjanac636 4 года назад +3

      A real modern day doctor house

  • @damionkudel4625
    @damionkudel4625 3 года назад +1774

    "Does your face hurt Mr. Washington? Well then this should help." Got me dead af

    • @AAGEnzee
      @AAGEnzee 3 года назад +13

      I legit snort-laughed there.. I rarely even chuckle at videos online.

    • @ZlakEdoras
      @ZlakEdoras 3 года назад +7

      @@AAGEnzee Bruh, i actually almost fell on the floor from leaning too hard from laughing. lol

    • @mosesmessiah9098
      @mosesmessiah9098 3 года назад +10

      The slap made me break out with a laugh in the break room 💀

    • @Drummer9027
      @Drummer9027 3 года назад +11

      That‘s literally the punchline

    • @half.blight
      @half.blight 3 года назад +6

      Do you spend your life posting the punchline to every comedy skits you watch?

  • @jumpingsloth3963
    @jumpingsloth3963 3 года назад +186

    Ha. My first time getting a med license with a few of my buddies in SF, had a group meeting to diagnose our illnesses instead of individually. We all had our unique reasons. Beginning of the meeting was a little tense while we were lying about all our conditions, and my one non English speaking friend that actually had pain says "yea my ass very hurt. I need Marijuana for the pain." Dead silence. Dr looks at us suspiciously, then we all burst out laughing. Doctor stops and then says alright I'm putting everyone down for back pain.

    • @DavidWest2
      @DavidWest2 Год назад +9

      My experience seeing an SF doctor for weed: "do you ever have trouble sleeping?"
      "Yeah I guess"
      "Here ya go"
      Lmao

    • @douglasharley2440
      @douglasharley2440 Год назад

      *ILLEGALS, GO HOME.*

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Год назад +9

      Similar experience for me getting a medical marijuana license in Oklahoma just a few years ago. Except it wasn't a group thing at all (why would it be, that's weird), but I just started saying what some of my problems were starting with pain from Shingles I got the year before, and the doctor interrupts me and says, "Neuralgia. Good enough."

    • @TheRamblingSoul
      @TheRamblingSoul 11 месяцев назад +2

      LMAO!!

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 4 года назад +334

    Badger seems to be doing... rather well

    • @jessierobards5964
      @jessierobards5964 4 года назад +7

      Yeah. Looks like he's been off the meth for a while. Lol

    • @Memnoch_the_Devil
      @Memnoch_the_Devil 4 года назад +4

      Of course, he left his Gf Crystal and went back to his ex Mary... plus he’s in Final Fantasy 7 Remake so yea he’s doin just fine!! Lol

  • @source188
    @source188 4 года назад +3142

    Why is nobody talking about the fact that that’s litterally badger from breaking bad

    • @liltopics666
      @liltopics666 4 года назад +49

      Bro it is 🤣

    • @loganwitte3477
      @loganwitte3477 4 года назад +53

      And Aaron Paul (Jesse) voiced Todd from Bojack Horseman, who was about the most lovable and naive character on the show

    • @deltahomicide9300
      @deltahomicide9300 4 года назад +13

      Good seeing him again

    • @bouutiquems3578
      @bouutiquems3578 4 года назад +17

      Syhh don't use his real name

    • @mislulu8366
      @mislulu8366 4 года назад +2

      I knowwww..
      So damn cool

  • @porkadobo5035
    @porkadobo5035 4 года назад +2198

    The lack of "Badger" comments is disappointing.

  • @nox3335
    @nox3335 3 года назад +28

    Just started binging on these but this one's got me in stitches!

  • @hamzaahmed1280
    @hamzaahmed1280 4 года назад +963

    He got me when he said “I can’t reach it” “why?” *PARALYZED* 😂

  • @ElindorBG
    @ElindorBG 4 года назад +267

    "I got an anxiety that someday my back might hurt."

  • @sparkyjones560
    @sparkyjones560 4 года назад +397

    "Does your face hurt Mr. Washington? Then this will help".
    Stone cold...

    • @pthesmith
      @pthesmith 4 года назад +3

      That slap was pretty hot 🔥🔥🔥

    • @jjhassyGAMING
      @jjhassyGAMING 4 года назад +1

      @Johan Liebert both are correct

    • @jjhassyGAMING
      @jjhassyGAMING 4 года назад

      @Johan Liebert no

  • @RashaKahn
    @RashaKahn 2 года назад +16

    Lol back when we needed a card, I walked into one of these places and told them I had back pain and needed it treated, they told me to go to a different medical office in the medical plaza, then my cousin stepped in and said “he just wants a weeds card” and they said “oh ok!”

  • @Khan-_-Art1st
    @Khan-_-Art1st 4 года назад +90

    "Insomnia?"
    "Sleep like a baby... With AIDs" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ashlo-Ren
    @Ashlo-Ren 4 года назад +841

    “.....as in I got it. Need lots of weed to get rid of it” 😂😂😂

    • @charlez360
      @charlez360 4 года назад +8

      These new/old sketches are hilarious

    • @Ashlo-Ren
      @Ashlo-Ren 4 года назад +7

      I regularly think about this sketch. Just the “aidss” as soon as he walks in 😭😭😭

    • @porto1st
      @porto1st 4 года назад +3

      @@Ashlo-Ren for real 😂 it’s the way he interrupted his sentence to say “Aids” as if that was gonna get him a weed card immediately

    • @Ashlo-Ren
      @Ashlo-Ren 4 года назад

      @@porto1st lmao exactly!! 😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @demonlogic3614
      @demonlogic3614 3 года назад

      Oh okay, aids, um, wow

  • @austinlowell4273
    @austinlowell4273 4 года назад +440

    "I'm going to ask you a couple of questions..."
    "AIDS."
    XD

  • @chelsey2250
    @chelsey2250 4 месяца назад +1

    I must’ve been living under a rock cause I just discovered these guys like two months ago. Everyday it’s a new skit that’s so hilarious. They’re a breath of fresh air for the comedy world.

  • @sourpickle9097
    @sourpickle9097 4 года назад +431

    Dude doesnt sell meth anymore so he's helping his pal getting legal marijuana. Nice.

  • @rc501st
    @rc501st 4 года назад +1236

    Ngl, that dude probably needs to lay off the weed for a while.

    • @Toutouzis
      @Toutouzis 4 года назад +2

      ....Ey you know what. Let me hit that

  • @FitnessCEO23
    @FitnessCEO23 4 года назад +755

    “Does your face hurt Mr.Washington” “yea” “then this should help” 🤣🤣

    • @HashNub
      @HashNub 4 года назад +2

      Ayyeee!!! I have the same first name except the second i is an o for me! Trist[a,e,i,o,u,y]n gang, represent!

    • @FitnessCEO23
      @FitnessCEO23 4 года назад

      @@HashNub ayyye

    • @melloyello435
      @melloyello435 4 года назад

      Loved it

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 года назад +2

      So not a fail after all lmao!

    • @jer1014t2th
      @jer1014t2th 4 года назад

      ....yeah, that one got me.

  • @nah9080
    @nah9080 3 года назад +13

    I've watched this SO MANY TIMES and I still can't stop laughing whenever I do

  • @HemmiHedman
    @HemmiHedman 4 года назад +630

    Looks like "Badger" is in character too.

    • @weiwei4308
      @weiwei4308 4 года назад +18

      What the hell I knew I recognized him

    • @lancetanui3438
      @lancetanui3438 4 года назад +5

      Ah what a show

    • @gokhaneken7553
      @gokhaneken7553 4 года назад +2

      @@lancetanui3438 breaking bad

    • @RatatRatR
      @RatatRatR 4 года назад

      I would guess that guy is like that pretty often.

    • @lancetanui3438
      @lancetanui3438 4 года назад +7

      @@gokhaneken7553 no I know what show it is I was using aw as a interjection which made what follows after a statement to reflect on the subject(show)

  • @tokinGLX
    @tokinGLX 4 года назад +2012

    was hoping to hear dysentery for that oregon trail easter egg

    • @zachnies13
      @zachnies13 4 года назад +8

      Tokin daily! Holy crap good to see you here. Watched you show for the last 6 years

    • @tokinGLX
      @tokinGLX 4 года назад +1

      @@zachnies13 eyy cheers!

    • @GregMoress
      @GregMoress 4 года назад

      Best I can do is "Brain Cloud'

    • @Btburkhardt
      @Btburkhardt 4 года назад +1

      They hit em with that scurvy

    • @yasirholland5844
      @yasirholland5844 4 года назад +1

      What up Paul, glad to see you're still around #9yearfan

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 4 года назад +176

    It was a fail, but at least he succeeded.

  • @fa_q4555
    @fa_q4555 2 года назад +4

    The chemistry between these two guys just shows every time imo lol

  • @GodBlessHipHop
    @GodBlessHipHop 4 года назад +6544

    lol my first time was very similar to this, of course i just went with back pain. .

    • @lemyul
      @lemyul 4 года назад +176

      shoulda test the patience of your doc

    • @TagAll
      @TagAll 4 года назад +290

      Me and mine chatted about the whole process for a while and how weed physically helps the repair and recovery processes in the body. We also talked about how obvious it is when patients want the medical card just for that dank
      Edit: Cool ass dude.

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 4 года назад +60

      @@adamkowalski6733 its not just the US its the same way in the UK and Germany and what I presume multiple other European countries I didn't bother looking into. Very few countries just have federal country wide legality of weed.

    • @adamkowalski6733
      @adamkowalski6733 4 года назад +28

      @@austinblackburn8095 Interesting, in Poland you just go to a store and get it without even being questioned about anything. Although maybe in your countries it has a larger percentage of THC, in Poland, there's an upper limit of 0,2% per product.

    • @IamZackOsaur
      @IamZackOsaur 4 года назад +32

      @@adamkowalski6733 some states are legal here & you can go into a dispensary & buy it if you’re over 21. Our stuff though is usually around 20-30% for bud & for dabs it can be all the way up to 90%

  • @reubenfuchs2747
    @reubenfuchs2747 4 года назад +230

    Can't be a “complete fail” if he ended up getting the kush

    • @renooblivion9526
      @renooblivion9526 4 года назад +3

      But he coulda had kush without the idiot slap lmao

  • @maxa2637
    @maxa2637 4 года назад +97

    "Scurvy"
    "Rickets"
    "Consumption"
    xDDDD

    • @arclight_greatsenpai7073
      @arclight_greatsenpai7073 4 года назад +5

      Consumption?? 😩😭

    • @mauricelangley5033
      @mauricelangley5033 4 года назад +4

      "Consumption" got me!!😆😆

    • @barneylaurance1865
      @barneylaurance1865 4 года назад +4

      I mean consumption unfortunately does still exist. But we normally call it tuberculosis.

    • @annakarenina8570
      @annakarenina8570 4 года назад +2

      @@barneylaurance1865 I mean
      Who the hell call it consumption?

    • @MrWarboy1945
      @MrWarboy1945 4 года назад +1

      @@annakarenina8570 Tuberculosis was originally called consumption because it would cause people suffering from it to physically waste away, or be "consumed"

  • @sirBumpyCase
    @sirBumpyCase 2 года назад +7

    One of the shortest but one of their best skits

  • @kovxayev
    @kovxayev 4 года назад +56

    -keep it simple please
    -"making a face"
    -What the hell is that?
    -There is a fish hook in my lip. LMAO

  • @alexkimball7601
    @alexkimball7601 3 года назад +93

    Comedy sketches are really hard to end well and this ending is absolutely perfect.

  • @KabirChattopadhyay1991
    @KabirChattopadhyay1991 4 года назад +328

    Ah yes. Badger's later career, where he shifted products from meth to mary jane.

    • @bubbaguy4411
      @bubbaguy4411 3 года назад +1

      well, yeah. Even "The Mob" eventually realized profits from a legal gambling establishment was easier to acquire and maintain than an illegal lottery enterprise.

  • @rrydinhigh2452
    @rrydinhigh2452 Год назад +5

    He "got me" wit the "leprosy" call 🤣. -👍🏽👍🏽

  • @mohammadqwaider7698
    @mohammadqwaider7698 4 года назад +393

    - Just pick something of this list
    - I can't reach it
    - why
    - paralyzed!!!

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 4 года назад +335

    Hey, it's Badger from Breaking Bad.

  • @king6595
    @king6595 4 года назад +380

    The irony of this, this is literally how the pharmaceutical industry if America works with regular medicine...

    • @GeekExtremist
      @GeekExtremist 4 года назад +9

      Only if you don't actually need it

    • @lunchbox1553
      @lunchbox1553 4 года назад +8

      That is the entire point of this skit

    • @Lamazed
      @Lamazed 4 года назад +4

      It’s the entire point your comment means nothing. Don’t you think every skit by key and peele is in some way ironic or a joke?

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 2 года назад

      No it's not the entire point of the skit lol these two above me are idiots, embarrassing

  • @hoztoventertainment5297
    @hoztoventertainment5297 2 года назад +2

    I consider this canon to both Breaking Bad, because it has Badger talking about drugs, and Schmigadoon, because Key plays a doctor.

  • @poperaymond431
    @poperaymond431 4 года назад +114

    It’s funny because this is literally the conversation that everyone has with their friend who’s trying to get a weed card

    • @dddronell
      @dddronell 4 года назад +2

      Yes it is, I used to hear it all the time. I never got one because I was always afraid my appointment would go down like this skit..hahaha

  • @alexandernichols5731
    @alexandernichols5731 4 года назад +27

    Most underrated line: Sleep like a baby..........with Aids..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @basilrose
    @basilrose 4 года назад +78

    "Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?" -can't stop laughing

  • @huskytzu7709
    @huskytzu7709 3 года назад +16

    finding unwatched Key and Peel episodes are like finding lost 20 dollars around the house

  • @kapishmalik
    @kapishmalik 3 года назад +54

    ""something from this century"" lmao

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 3 года назад +1912

    He smacked him. LMAO. 😆😂

  • @glorious7072
    @glorious7072 4 года назад +163

    He could have hurt his hand while slapping that broken mirror.

    • @MrBabyStokes
      @MrBabyStokes 4 года назад +8

      @Robb Coochieslayer uhhhhhh what? It’s from one of their skits.... you okay?

    • @TheRSfan3
      @TheRSfan3 4 года назад +7

      @Robb Coochieslayer that's embarrassing, you didnt understand this comment at all 😂

    • @notus11
      @notus11 4 года назад +2

      @Robb Coochieslayer F for this guy

    • @idwtbam
      @idwtbam 4 года назад +2

      @Nicholas Cooper Me too. What's the mirror skit's title?

    • @byVassil
      @byVassil 4 года назад

      @@idwtbam There’s a Murderer in the Hall of Mirrors

  • @calvinbrand3231
    @calvinbrand3231 Год назад +9

    The fish hook in my lip is underrated 😂

  • @Racerdew
    @Racerdew 3 года назад +35

    His multiple personalities coming out to argue on the spot was the best hahaha

  • @silimaikoro7528
    @silimaikoro7528 4 года назад +52

    Key: Alright I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions
    Peele: AIDS.

  • @Broducts
    @Broducts 4 года назад +50

    Oh yes, the old "fish hook in my lip"

    • @otsonoma
      @otsonoma 4 года назад +1

      Xd

    • @dr.gregorious9336
      @dr.gregorious9336 4 года назад +6

      @@otsonordberg lol they should have their own show some day too!

    • @JM-sm8ir
      @JM-sm8ir 4 года назад +1

      That was Hilarious I looked for some1 to comment 👍😆

  • @EventHorizonPrdctns
    @EventHorizonPrdctns Год назад +1

    Those last 2 seconds made me actually laugh out loud for a good ten seconds. Frickin love it 😂😂

  • @ykyang7911
    @ykyang7911 4 года назад +171

    “Paralyzed” might have been a code word for front hand.

  • @hkleider
    @hkleider 3 года назад +87

    0:37 that little laugh Key does is pretty realistic acting

    • @poundtrader1414
      @poundtrader1414 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AndreiChera
      @AndreiChera 3 года назад +12

      yeah, he's amazing at micro-cues

    • @ioiwut4874
      @ioiwut4874 3 года назад +6

      this is why i love the "go ahead, carvel" skit lol him fighting off laughter is so good, cracks me up

  • @VelliHaven
    @VelliHaven 4 года назад +115

    Just say, "sometimes i get nervous on airplanes"

    • @neminem1203
      @neminem1203 4 года назад +2

      Nice reference 😂

    • @brooke7656
      @brooke7656 4 года назад +1

      haaa nice!

    • @Balloon410
      @Balloon410 4 года назад +5

      You gotta go, man! The doctor's GONE!

    • @brooke7656
      @brooke7656 4 года назад +4

      OOPS SORRRY

    • @scoobis7208
      @scoobis7208 4 года назад

      Much better than the alternative

  • @montagdp
    @montagdp 3 года назад +6

    I've seen this sketch like 3 times and I'm still dying laughing.

  • @nathand4353
    @nathand4353 4 года назад +33

    "Something from this Century Mr.Washington"
    - COVID-19

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 4 года назад +2

      Immediate quarantine and no weed then.

  • @stingray52
    @stingray52 4 года назад +97

    I think they were playing front-hand/back-hand.

  • @kingsora5962
    @kingsora5962 4 года назад +60

    "Needs lots of weed to get rid of it"
    LMFAO

  • @liorthedemon
    @liorthedemon 3 года назад +8

    Imagine walking into the doctor just yelling Aids for no reason whatsoever

  • @jahbozo3231
    @jahbozo3231 4 года назад +214

    “Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?!”

  • @JoeJoe-wp1vv
    @JoeJoe-wp1vv 3 года назад +49

    "Does your face hurt Mr. Washington?"
    "Yea..."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @thegreats.t.g5063
    @thegreats.t.g5063 4 года назад +116

    The Doc really wanted to help this guy out lol 😂😂😂

    • @Nutsaur
      @Nutsaur 3 года назад +2

      *LOL!!1!*

  • @sayitaintso7544
    @sayitaintso7544 3 года назад +3

    LoL that ending really did it for me. Yep, I think he finally got the point and his weed.

  • @beelor196
    @beelor196 4 года назад +4

    Finding a new sketch by them is like finding treasure. Love them

  • @andrewarner2452
    @andrewarner2452 4 года назад +102

    Even in another sketch Peele still sucks at front hand backhand, this time he didnt even ask if its his turn.

    • @netkosent1620
      @netkosent1620 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @sthembisongcobo4828
      @sthembisongcobo4828 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo2929
      @iwantsexseemyvideo2929 4 года назад

      💢😌💢😌

  • @proofthatiexisted9147
    @proofthatiexisted9147 4 года назад +34

    "Something from this century" had me dead

  • @spencer-edelman
    @spencer-edelman 2 года назад +3

    These guys are so funny, they don’t miss on any of their sketches

  • @charliedepner8713
    @charliedepner8713 4 года назад +88

    Can’t believe I haven’t seen this before

    • @ramyamaddali703
      @ramyamaddali703 4 года назад +1

      They literally just uploaded it right before you left your comment...? Or am I mistaken?

    • @charliedepner8713
      @charliedepner8713 4 года назад +2

      @@ramyamaddali703 I thought I had seen all of their videos. When this was uploaded, I realized that I was mistaken and had not, in fact, seen all of Key and Peele’s productions, leading me to express that disbelief on the form of a comment, which it appears that 78 other people can relate to.

    • @ramyamaddali703
      @ramyamaddali703 4 года назад

      @@charliedepner8713 but they uploaded the video today. How could you have seen it before!!? Or are the episodes broadcast elsewhere first?

    • @vivekattri6681
      @vivekattri6681 4 года назад

      It used to air on Comedy Central. They had distribution rights. Most of the clips were uploaded by them. Key & Peele fought long for rights & are uploading on their channel. However, some clips like this one are new. That's why the guy said he hadn't seen this one.
      Is it clear enough?

    • @ramyamaddali703
      @ramyamaddali703 4 года назад

      @@vivekattri6681 thanks. I was under the impression that this was filmed and produced recently.

  • @danalombardijr5563
    @danalombardijr5563 4 года назад +7

    I just recently got my med card, and the place I went through, no shit had HIV/Aids as a option to check off, I lost it laughing because I just watched this prior to getting my card. One of the best skits

  • @KhaledTheSaudiHawkII
    @KhaledTheSaudiHawkII 4 года назад +29

    This doctor made me think that they should replace WebMD with a cannabis dispensary. It would cure your 99.99% of unfounded worries when you feel something isn’t right in your body.

    • @mastod0n1
      @mastod0n1 4 года назад +1

      Idk at some point I started worrying that something wasn't right when I was high. It was fun and relaxing and calming until one day it wasn't. I'm hoping this 2+ year break will let me enjoy it again eventually because it used to help with some anxiety and general pain issues that I deal with.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo2929
      @iwantsexseemyvideo2929 4 года назад

      😠👹😠👹

  • @gengartrh
    @gengartrh 2 года назад +1

    Can't believe Peele got his advice for getting marijuana from one of the best hitmen, west of the Mississippi!

  • @Ezdrumms
    @Ezdrumms 4 года назад +71

    “Does you’re face hurt mr Washington!?” Lol