"I am grateful for my brain damage, for it has allowed me to see the light" HOLY MOLY was that a fantastic line. Also, as a Midwesterner, this appeals to my Midwestern heart
Menards seriously got good deals on chips, peanuts, sunflower seeds, jerky, and electronic gadgets too! The best USB type C phone charger cord I ever bought was from Menards....then someone at my place of work stole it when I left it in the breakroom. 😠
"And an animatronic Most Interesting Man In The World they had to remove from an amusement park in Molag Mar after it ate a child." I actually spit water. You are insanely funny.
I went to Menards today. I hadn't seen this yet. It was spoken to me in my dreams. I lose my shit in the isle where all the totes, big-ass metal and/or plastic shelving units, moving boxes, and other assorted organization-centric devises are located on the best of days. Today was no exception, even if it did not start off as the best of days. I came home with empty bins to fill with useless things yet again. I love Menards.
Y'know, Dagoth Ur is probably doing that Menards Employee a big favour by trapping his soul in a soul gem, and then using that soul gem to fuel Mini Akulakhan. At least there, he will know peace, and also do something meaningful with his soul.
Welcome, Nerevar. In this place where savings are made, why have you come unprepared? Come, lay down your goods, it is not too late for this shopping cart!
"Nerivar, Dagoth Ur (The Building), needs a tiny bar to keep the Skooma cold for when Mirak and the boys come over. Come! We need to go to Menards to purchase wood, nails, rent some tools, and their nicest gloss and paint available. Yes, I will be using my persuasive skills to get 15% off the total, as well as utilizing their 4th of July sale bargain on their entire store. No, I will not pay full price, because I want some money later for McDonald's. Yes, you are coming with to help me load the materials, I will ask you be the rope as I don't have any. No I'm not buying rope at the Menards, that's why I have you".
This... this is beautiful. A multilayered narrative contained within a single shitpost video. Godspeed, nameless Menard's employee and kidnapped Soviet official. We will always remember the sacrifices you have made, and will continue to make, for the Sixth House.
Hell yeah, love Menards. I’ve got steel and wood that I’ve made a shitload of weapons from. Yes, I made The Enigma glaive from destiny in 1:1 scale using a 30lb steel blade. I needed my smithing skill up.
Hold up, wait a minute. Dagoth Ur needs a power source to sustain a tiny Akulakhan and the solution he comes up with is a soul gem!?? Nothing he found in the depths of Gnirn? I swear, those new Hollywood writers pay no respect to the show's established canon.
I don't know if I should envy you or pity you. It isn't special or particularly interesting, but there's a magic to that place that makes you think "oh yeah, you know what? I really should pick up new light-switch covers, a gallon of acrylic paint, and a multimeter since I'm already transfixed by the lighting department. I know I just stopped in to purchase a massive pack of paper towels and a bucket, but what the hell; I thought the light switch in my kitchen was crusty as hell anyway, might as well. I'm going to go leaf through display front doors and become equally as enamored with display cabinet handles since it's on the way to the paint section, too. I don't need any of that, but I am compelled to. That sounds like a perfectly sane reasonable plan for my visit to Menards."
“An animatronic “most interesting man in the world” that they had to remove from an amusement park in Molag Mar after it ate a child. Got a screaming deal on that one.” Poetry.
That animatronic most interesting man in the world was just recharging its soul gem, it was going to consume a squirrel but when it saw a child it knew black soul are better.
"The places where no man walks and darkness is free to spread" Ok ok I gotta know... HOW many years in retail have you been working? Cuz it's too many and you're right.
@@dosbueno2gud I'm sorry to hear that, friend. May the Christmas music not drive you to insanity and may the people be less cray than usual. Stay safe!
Dagoth Ur(the god) really being into DIY makes so much sense.
The Heart Shed.
[New Quest Received] Help Dagoth Ur (the god) construct a miniature Akullakhan
"Minor TBI" had me rolling. Also bless mini-akulakhan making another appearance. Wonder if the hooligans are gnomes that escaped the mini-purge
Oh that means concussion!
"I am grateful for my brain damage, for it has allowed me to see the light" HOLY MOLY was that a fantastic line. Also, as a Midwesterner, this appeals to my Midwestern heart
It fits his backstory too well
Menards seriously got good deals on chips, peanuts, sunflower seeds, jerky, and electronic gadgets too! The best USB type C phone charger cord I ever bought was from Menards....then someone at my place of work stole it when I left it in the breakroom. 😠
Gotta bring Dagoth Ur some tater tot hotdish!
"And an animatronic Most Interesting Man In The World they had to remove from an amusement park in Molag Mar after it ate a child."
I actually spit water. You are insanely funny.
I went to Menards today. I hadn't seen this yet. It was spoken to me in my dreams. I lose my shit in the isle where all the totes, big-ass metal and/or plastic shelving units, moving boxes, and other assorted organization-centric devises are located on the best of days. Today was no exception, even if it did not start off as the best of days. I came home with empty bins to fill with useless things yet again. I love Menards.
@@dosbueno2gud Very big money was saved.
Y'know, Dagoth Ur is probably doing that Menards Employee a big favour by trapping his soul in a soul gem, and then using that soul gem to fuel Mini Akulakhan. At least there, he will know peace, and also do something meaningful with his soul.
Indeed his purpose shall be killing the N'wahs who try to steal daddy Dagoth's Kwama eggs, truly a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Or *her* soul....Menards employs a lot of cute girls ages 17-25. And they all got fine Midwestern tight jeans booties.
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785📸🤨 sir this is a menards
please trap me in a gem, it would be better than dealing with the average menards customer
Welcome, Nerevar. In this place where savings are made, why have you come unprepared? Come, lay down your goods, it is not too late for this shopping cart!
I never knew I needed to hear Dagoth say, "Get in loser. We're going shopping."
"I am grateful for my brain damage"
Same bro
"Nerivar, Dagoth Ur (The Building), needs a tiny bar to keep the Skooma cold for when Mirak and the boys come over. Come! We need to go to Menards to purchase wood, nails, rent some tools, and their nicest gloss and paint available. Yes, I will be using my persuasive skills to get 15% off the total, as well as utilizing their 4th of July sale bargain on their entire store. No, I will not pay full price, because I want some money later for McDonald's. Yes, you are coming with to help me load the materials, I will ask you be the rope as I don't have any. No I'm not buying rope at the Menards, that's why I have you".
Dagoth Ur (God) is from the Midwest?
@@dosbueno2gud you got that jingle stuck in my head now thanks asshat >:C
You'll be saving Smallkulakhan from having to work at the most non weed friendly establishment in the midwest
I love the name Smallkulakhan, especially because it implies other versions.
Just wait until he goes to Costco
"I will construct a small Akulakan out of repurposed consumer electronics..."
Sounds like Dagoth Ur, the god, has been watching Ben Heck.
This... this is beautiful. A multilayered narrative contained within a single shitpost video. Godspeed, nameless Menard's employee and kidnapped Soviet official. We will always remember the sacrifices you have made, and will continue to make, for the Sixth House.
Soviet? Midwest? What are you talking about, Moon-and-Star? You hit your head pretty hard, huh?
I like how Dagoth Ur solves his problems with an appropriately-sized Akulakhan.
That description of soul trapping the Mennards employee was so damn bleak. But I can't stop laughing.
ngl I only know what Menard’s is thanks to mst3k
“It’s a giant spider invasion of savings at Menard’s!”
Hell yeah, love Menards. I’ve got steel and wood that I’ve made a shitload of weapons from. Yes, I made The Enigma glaive from destiny in 1:1 scale using a 30lb steel blade. I needed my smithing skill up.
Who would’ve known Margaret Thatcher was still alive and posting Dagoth Ur memes
Soul trapping the ikea employee in an enchanted plank to fortify my furniture.
Good thing Tamriel has easy access to restoration spell then, something America doesn't have.
that fucking vodka line obliterated me
It’s a whole Dagoth of savings AT MENARDS!
Hold up, wait a minute.
Dagoth Ur needs a power source to sustain a tiny Akulakhan and the solution he comes up with is a soul gem!?? Nothing he found in the depths of Gnirn?
I swear, those new Hollywood writers pay no respect to the show's established canon.
I've never seen the innards of a menards
I don't know if I should envy you or pity you. It isn't special or particularly interesting, but there's a magic to that place that makes you think "oh yeah, you know what? I really should pick up new light-switch covers, a gallon of acrylic paint, and a multimeter since I'm already transfixed by the lighting department. I know I just stopped in to purchase a massive pack of paper towels and a bucket, but what the hell; I thought the light switch in my kitchen was crusty as hell anyway, might as well. I'm going to go leaf through display front doors and become equally as enamored with display cabinet handles since it's on the way to the paint section, too. I don't need any of that, but I am compelled to. That sounds like a perfectly sane reasonable plan for my visit to Menards."
"minor TBI"
kek big funny at Menards
We're gonna need to make room in Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez.
Hell yeah, Menards is the shit! Very sad we don't have them where I live now.
I went to menards for the first time recently and I have only had good experiences. I fuck with Menards and I'm glad Gaydoth Ur (the god) does too.
“An animatronic “most interesting man in the world” that they had to remove from an amusement park in Molag Mar after it ate a child. Got a screaming deal on that one.”
Poetry.
thanks
I had to go back when he mentioned the soviet
It was beautiful.
How do you come up with this shit? The dialogue catches me off guard every time, I can never predict where it's going.
The mini akula combat is my favorite part
That animatronic most interesting man in the world was just recharging its soul gem, it was going to consume a squirrel but when it saw a child it knew black soul are better.
I recently moved to the midwest and Menards is freaking insane. It's like Home Depot on steroids.
you savin big money?
Plumbing, Electrical, Appliances too, sweet Nerevar....the saving will always come right back you. *recall teleport SFX*
Oh my god, I just got your name. That is too good. 😂
I have no idea what a Menards is, and honestly I just think this might be some Breton thing.
The Nords who migrated to Cyrodiil slapped it together and swear by it, actually. It's huge along the boarder.
Dos Bueno provides the finest Dagoth wares.
Saving big money at Menards really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.
Company Man did a video on Menards and why they're successful so naturally I thought of this video lol
you just gotta save big money at menards
Gotta be honest, didnt know Menards was a store. I thought they just did auto-racing. Thank you for resolving my grand and intoxicating ignorance
As a midwesterner I can confirm Menards employees would be contempt with their souls being placed in a soul gem to power mini Akullakhan
Hey Dos Bueno, do you remember cooking with scorpion from mortal Kombat?
"Cooking with Dagoth UR (the God).."
Wow, I never thought I'd see the day.
hthousand
Dagtoh Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg
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Isn't "Menards" what you say after getting hit in the groin?
Please rise for the national anthem:
SAVE BIG MONEY AT MORROWINARDS
This saga is the best Dagoth content n'wah. Hands down.
The vodka mascot is great
Five nights at akulahans
Who would be the mascot of skooma? Probably the loot box Khajiit from ESO, Pacrooti I think is his name.
dagoth ur (the midwest)
Smolkulakhan 🥺
Minor bran damage lmao
The Soviet official joke was great
This is insane 😂
"minor TBI"
YOU GOT ME AS A REPRESENTATIVE FOR SKOOMA, BUT NOOOOOOOO
What kind of God is Dagoth? Do they disrespect the Menards and enters through the exit or does he take the correct door?
Mainahs love menaaaahds
"The places where no man walks and darkness is free to spread"
Ok ok I gotta know... HOW many years in retail have you been working? Cuz it's too many and you're right.
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@@dosbueno2gud I'm sorry to hear that, friend. May the Christmas music not drive you to insanity and may the people be less cray than usual. Stay safe!
@@dracofirex Nah I work for a small business nowadays and it is a lot better. Corporate Retail is agony, non-corporate retail isn't that bad.
@@dosbueno2gud Oh good! Glad to hear you work for a good place!
these ads are getting crazy
Smallkulakhan
These are getting way too specific and targeted towards me
based
Smolkulakhan uwu
What in the hell is this?
the beginning of a saga