Vladimir Putin on escaping assassination attempts

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Filmmaker Oliver Stone says Americans do not have a full picture of Russian President Vladimir Putin. He aims to change that with a new project, "The Putin Interviews." The four-part documentary shot over the course of two years includes several conversations with the Russian president. In one discussion, Putin talks to Stone about multiple assassination attempts against him.
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @fable9830
    @fable9830 4 года назад +8767

    The camera angles are making this interview feel like an action movie

    • @TovenDo.O.Video-
      @TovenDo.O.Video- 4 года назад +304

      The interviewer aint helping either with those smug laughs

    • @ludwigvanbeethoven2805
      @ludwigvanbeethoven2805 4 года назад +33

      Lol true 😂

    • @root-beer
      @root-beer 4 года назад +186

      russia is an action movie

    • @donflamingo795
      @donflamingo795 4 года назад +61

      Putin is the main character of action movie

    • @KrisPBacon
      @KrisPBacon 4 года назад +74

      Putin is always living in an action movie. He is the director.

  • @vld2435
    @vld2435 4 года назад +6854

    The bullets were so scared of him, they just deviate.

    • @sangenan1
      @sangenan1 4 года назад +8

      Underrated

    • @zt8003
      @zt8003 4 года назад +52

      Nah they afraid he gonna turn into wide putin

    • @LKMatjio
      @LKMatjio 4 года назад +5

      Moskau: Become scared bullet

    • @FlatBoi
      @FlatBoi 4 года назад +3

      Then Putin continues walking as wide as he can possibly be

    • @garrethigdon7678
      @garrethigdon7678 4 года назад

      @@sangenan1 lol i dont think having over a thousand likes makes you underrated.

  • @allikitos
    @allikitos 4 года назад +14018

    People asking a former KGB if his security is solid 😂

  • @mitesh6156
    @mitesh6156 2 года назад +3761

    "Those who are destined to be hanged, do not drown." Chills down my spine. 🥶

    • @hoopstar8069
      @hoopstar8069 2 года назад +165

      Yo fr man...who tf talks like that...🤣🤣

    • @moni2415
      @moni2415 2 года назад +382

      Nah, it's just a saying. We have it in Polish too. It just means "what will be, will be".

    • @ROFLgator1
      @ROFLgator1 2 года назад +25

      @@moni2415 how do you say that phrase in Polish?

    • @moni2415
      @moni2415 2 года назад +94

      @@ROFLgator1 Co ma wisieć, nie utonie [what is to be hanged, will not drown]

    • @ROFLgator1
      @ROFLgator1 2 года назад +21

      @@moni2415 nice, I'm learning Polish, so all of this helps. Ty

  • @adamrs4
    @adamrs4 3 года назад +32570

    Everyone here talking about how scary a person Putin is. It's not his fault he had a very hard life, having to raise two parents as a single baby

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 4 года назад +6437

    Interviewer: "Do you trust your security?"
    Security guard: Starts sweating heavily.

    • @lumerones
      @lumerones 4 года назад +556

      Putin: "Do you trust yours?"
      Interviewer: Sweat intensifies

    • @kevbail5919
      @kevbail5919 4 года назад +23

      @@lumerones LMAO

    • @ianrandolph6436
      @ianrandolph6436 4 года назад +53

      Sweat: *BODYGUARDS*

    • @acommentor782
      @acommentor782 4 года назад +41

      Intensifies: *SWEAT REPORTER*

    • @peros.5219
      @peros.5219 4 года назад +4

      @@lumerones good one xD

  • @iillegally
    @iillegally 4 года назад +906

    If Putin is late to an appointment, the attendants apologize for coming too early

  • @dartherebus1751
    @dartherebus1751 2 года назад +1931

    Freaks me out how calm the guy is and how smooth his words are when he speaks.

    • @netherwolves3412
      @netherwolves3412 Год назад +39

      makes me really uncomfortable

    • @masaacc-cr9uo
      @masaacc-cr9uo Год назад +18

      He IS good actor

    • @rahatzaman8120
      @rahatzaman8120 Год назад +65

      Good Spies were always chosen carefully .. throughout human history.

    • @orlandogastelum1539
      @orlandogastelum1539 Год назад +4

      Came off to me like a kid trying to mask their excitement. Dude was so giddy to get his story out there.

    • @generalrommel5666
      @generalrommel5666 Год назад +30

      Never met a normal guy before?

  • @jamessaad3680
    @jamessaad3680 3 года назад +6069

    Putin once accidentally dropped his wallet while visiting Switzerland. That spot is now known as the Swiss Bank.

  • @sgtrpcommand3778
    @sgtrpcommand3778 4 года назад +17295

    "The best way to assassinate someone is through their security, through people they trust"
    "I know"

    • @puskasisagod1235
      @puskasisagod1235 4 года назад +352

      😶

    • @benjaminboo3561
      @benjaminboo3561 4 года назад +751

      Isn’t that obvious lol

    • @dandreher611
      @dandreher611 4 года назад +706

      A leader always watches his immediate subordinate for any signs of De-fection and nips the attempt in the bud! Stalin Says keep your Friends close and your Enemys closer so you can bring them to Moscow for award ceremony and bloody neck soup!

    • @mornepretorius7481
      @mornepretorius7481 4 года назад +55

      Stalin was possibly murdered by the head of the NKVD

    • @EggyJeff2725
      @EggyJeff2725 4 года назад +223

      @@mornepretorius7481 stalin died from a heart attack

  • @exctubilator7153
    @exctubilator7153 4 года назад +5741

    Hes able to absorb the bullets because of his *WIDE BODY*

    • @Toni29360
      @Toni29360 4 года назад +65

      When he gets blown up by a bomb all of his body parts come back together

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 4 года назад +12

      @@Toni29360 kono dio da

    • @release858
      @release858 4 года назад +32

      Putin walk

    • @racelkatyusha403
      @racelkatyusha403 4 года назад +6

      even nukes turn back to where they came from

    • @HritwRaje
      @HritwRaje 4 года назад

      I don't understand "wide body".

  • @ashrafmalik454
    @ashrafmalik454 9 месяцев назад +422

    when putin was in court, he judged the judge

    • @dandanakadon7779
      @dandanakadon7779 3 месяца назад +3

      This was probably actually true 😘😎🔥

    • @sdvgsher3041
      @sdvgsher3041 3 месяца назад +2

      yep, that's how it works in Russia

  • @vpfootball8125
    @vpfootball8125 3 года назад +15484

    When Putin listens to Spotify, the artists get ads

  • @isaacespapa1
    @isaacespapa1 3 года назад +1419

    Putin has a bear skin rug but the bear isn't dead, it's just too scared to move.

  • @princevegeta9980
    @princevegeta9980 4 года назад +6805

    Putin once killed two stones with One bird.

  • @mr.infinity227
    @mr.infinity227 2 года назад +1844

    When Putin was nominated for noble prize the prize felt acknowledged with Putin

    • @marTn3
      @marTn3 2 года назад +16

      Well he won't be here for long anyway

    • @rickh3714
      @rickh3714 Год назад +14

      Well I certainly award him
      The Inhumane Maggot of the year award.

    • @Ineedahandle75
      @Ineedahandle75 Год назад +2

      * Nobel

    • @RussianNationalist
      @RussianNationalist Год назад +40

      @@rickh3714 cope

    • @karantikoo9302
      @karantikoo9302 Год назад +41

      @@rickh3714 inhumane must be US govt

  • @jackfahy2283
    @jackfahy2283 4 года назад +33527

    When Putin comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password

    • @granth2182
      @granth2182 4 года назад +322

      Lol isn't that a Zlatan joke

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 4 года назад +91

      Lol what theeee...

    • @miguelmedina821
      @miguelmedina821 4 года назад +44

      Dang 😂

    • @joker_season
      @joker_season 4 года назад +25

      Lmao omg. Is this Russian joke?

    • @Moonlightmoonlight39
      @Moonlightmoonlight39 4 года назад +12

      Jack Fahy United States secret service DO THAT AND MUCH MORE ... ITS “ SECRET “ , ENGLAND SECRET SERVICE , AND ON ...

  • @saratc985
    @saratc985 4 года назад +3688

    "Only God knows our destiny.....yours and mine"
    Later, in news:
    'Man disappeared after his interview with Putin'

  • @aconite72
    @aconite72 4 года назад +5414

    Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe."
    Putin: "That can be arranged."

  • @MG_Stock_Analysis
    @MG_Stock_Analysis Месяц назад +78

    This RUclips algorithm is amazing wow. Anyone else getting this recommended in 2024?

  • @dobdyae
    @dobdyae 3 года назад +5179

    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Putin

    • @shivanshgaur9805
      @shivanshgaur9805 3 года назад +75

      best of all

    • @susane8
      @susane8 3 года назад +30

      Putin had 3 missed calls from Bell rather

    • @Joe-42
      @Joe-42 3 года назад +50

      @@susane8 bruh

    • @jag8936
      @jag8936 3 года назад +36

      @@susane8 bruh

    • @yoando125
      @yoando125 3 года назад +24

      @@susane8 r/whoooosh

  • @ferimosha9437
    @ferimosha9437 4 года назад +4639

    When putin left his house he turned around and told his dad: You are the man in this house now

  • @basedakali
    @basedakali 3 года назад +10956

    When Putin was in school, teachers raised their hands to ask him questions

    • @AdameczZs
      @AdameczZs 3 года назад +30

      :D:D:D:D:D:D

    • @naveenshukla8303
      @naveenshukla8303 3 года назад +59

      to tell him answers

    • @sarathb6470
      @sarathb6470 3 года назад +25

      holy.. :D :D....i just visualized it...

    • @JJ-pw9ei
      @JJ-pw9ei 3 года назад +7

      Brilliant, mate

    • @jorgeledesma2418
      @jorgeledesma2418 3 года назад +22

      Putin didn't need a hall pass in school, the teachers need one.

  • @jasonmaruszak812
    @jasonmaruszak812 8 месяцев назад +81

    When the war started many compared him to Hitler. Right or wrong this guy really is much different. He’s a secure and intelligent, capable man with perspective

    • @user-yp2sy3zj7n
      @user-yp2sy3zj7n 8 месяцев назад +19

      Те люди которые так говорят, либо не очень умные, либо лицемеры.

    • @user-sb3jw8is2k
      @user-sb3jw8is2k 7 месяцев назад

      И то, и другое. Это люди, притворяющиеся, что между 1945 и 2022 не было войн, и отрицающие, что в текущей войне минимальное число жертв среди мирных жителей в соотношении к военным@@user-yp2sy3zj7n

    • @shadi6484
      @shadi6484 4 месяца назад

      as if he wasn't intelligent? he was capable, too.

    • @hemafalcon629
      @hemafalcon629 2 месяца назад +2

      Well civilian casualities in gaza are much higher than in ukraine with a fewer population and time so if he is to be compared with hltler so what is case with bibi his army and their allies who give him weapons???

    • @izajahmed8863
      @izajahmed8863 2 месяца назад

      That many you mentioned are all from the burned west.... We people as Indians and Chinese respect him and Russia for what he is doing... We clearly understand that the west is at its evil work and they are losing as Putin smashes them all over the place... At this point, very many people outside of the west support and stand with russians...

  • @robomac4634
    @robomac4634 3 года назад +25662

    Interviewer: "Will Russia ever have a woman President"
    Putin: "No"
    Interviewer: "Why"
    Putin: "Because I'm not a woman"

  • @dannalopez6646
    @dannalopez6646 4 года назад +472

    When police stop Putin, he lets them off with a warning

  • @AmandeepSingh-hu2ir
    @AmandeepSingh-hu2ir 4 года назад +5619

    Putin understands every word of English the interviewer says, but deciding to talk in Russian shows the pride he has in his language.

    • @nayeemhaider8367
      @nayeemhaider8367 4 года назад +507

      Everyone should. This is one of the things South Asian countries lack

    • @pikppa
      @pikppa 4 года назад +743

      It's a political tactic. Waiting for the translator give him extra time to think what to say.

    • @todorkolev7565
      @todorkolev7565 4 года назад +479

      as a president, it would be faux pas of him to speak in a different language. He represents Russia. He speaks For the Russian people and To the Russian people.

    • @pdpgb
      @pdpgb 4 года назад +61

      A downside though is he's leaving it up to the translator to carry across the meaning of his words properly. It's easier to make him look worse to the general English speaking public that way.

    • @todorkolev7565
      @todorkolev7565 4 года назад +232

      @@pdpgb and that downside has an upside too. Should anything strike unfavorably on a foreign ear, he can always shift the blame to the translator :)

  • @TheTeodorsoldierabvb
    @TheTeodorsoldierabvb 9 месяцев назад +151

    "Only God knows our destiny - mine and yours."
    Oh man, I'd start sweating right there

  • @owaisaliumr786
    @owaisaliumr786 3 года назад +4029

    Legends once said, "When Putin jumps in water, Putin doesn't get wet, the water gets Putin."

    • @shadesilverwing0
      @shadesilverwing0 3 года назад +20

      That works better as a Chuck Norris joke.

    • @anakinskywalker7317
      @anakinskywalker7317 3 года назад +12

      Worst joke till now

    • @owaisaliumr786
      @owaisaliumr786 3 года назад +48

      @@anakinskywalker7317 Lol you are a joke yourself😂

    • @anakinskywalker7317
      @anakinskywalker7317 3 года назад +8

      Maybe ..but not at such pathetic level as u...sorry😂

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 3 года назад +2

      Gets Putin'ed??
      I guess if he shat in the water, it would be true. At least for the immediately surrounding aquasphere

  • @anisyrt
    @anisyrt 4 года назад +2888

    When Putin was born, the doctors asked him to name his parents

    • @cgbobsus6644
      @cgbobsus6644 4 года назад +7

      XDD You got me

    • @nsik2785
      @nsik2785 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheTsar69
      @TheTsar69 4 года назад +24

      This was funny until I saw the !. Very sad indeed.

    • @richardgee1501
      @richardgee1501 3 года назад +5

      Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe."
      Putin: "That can be arranged."

    • @fyaspix2058
      @fyaspix2058 3 года назад +6

      @@TheTsar69 ikr, it kinda ruined the expression

  • @Mystical-wt1cx
    @Mystical-wt1cx 4 года назад +2668

    Interviewer: How secure are you?
    *Putin: You’re asking that to my body-double.*

    • @Mystical-wt1cx
      @Mystical-wt1cx 4 года назад +3

      Рамис Карама 🧑🏼‍🦰huh?

    • @LexElivan
      @LexElivan 4 года назад +4

      @@Triz2008 "Russia is currently on the democratic path"???

    • @Zeus11Nova13
      @Zeus11Nova13 4 года назад

      @@Triz2008 it's good to hear that

    • @Zeus11Nova13
      @Zeus11Nova13 4 года назад +2

      @Рамис Карама seems to far fetched.

    • @ruguoserliegise2716
      @ruguoserliegise2716 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @manoman0
    @manoman0 6 месяцев назад +62

    When Putin talks, you understand.

  • @nickv8458
    @nickv8458 3 года назад +12589

    *Interviewer:* "How do you avoid assassination attempts?"
    *Putin:* "I'm assassinating them earlier"

  • @yxj5204
    @yxj5204 3 года назад +8960

    When Putin goes to the clubs, Strippers throws money at him.

  • @vladtheg4m3r70
    @vladtheg4m3r70 4 года назад +31323

    Putin protects his bodyguards

    • @TheNameTooSexyToShow
      @TheNameTooSexyToShow 4 года назад +1019

      Why do you talk about yourself in 3rd person?

    • @yashraj1365
      @yashraj1365 4 года назад +452

      @@TheNameTooSexyToShow you know body double ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shook9702
      @shook9702 4 года назад +109

      i n d e e d .

    • @pratyusranjanbehera232
      @pratyusranjanbehera232 4 года назад +81

      Chuck norris is gonna copyright that

    • @kirigayakazuto797
      @kirigayakazuto797 4 года назад +129

      @@TheNameTooSexyToShow He has enough kills to refer himself in 3rd person...

  • @KuruGDI
    @KuruGDI 11 месяцев назад +35

    _Those who are destined to be hanged, do not drown_
    This is a quote from a Spanish proverb that means that those who are meant to die a certain way will not die in another way. It is often used to express the idea that fate or destiny is inevitable, and that trying to change it or avoid it is futile. The implication is that if someone is "destined to hang," they will not die by drowning.

  • @shivayparihar1206
    @shivayparihar1206 3 года назад +5642

    When putin drives, the car needs a license.

    • @notkazman1678
      @notkazman1678 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @gstarvega1320
      @gstarvega1320 3 года назад +72

      You mean he asks the cops for their license

    • @TheeeAP
      @TheeeAP 3 года назад +1

      Man it's funny .lol🤣

    • @JuanHernandez-qw5jz
      @JuanHernandez-qw5jz 3 года назад +11

      Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe."
      Putin: "That can be arranged."

    • @larrywithbraces4744
      @larrywithbraces4744 3 года назад +3

      wait that's dumb coz you need to register your car before driving it (basically a license)

  • @David-ov8cd
    @David-ov8cd 3 года назад +4749

    When Putin left to join the KGB he turned to his father and said: “You’re the man of the house now.”

  • @Pe6ek
    @Pe6ek 4 года назад +2301

    1:59 : She didn't understand that quote, trust me.

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 4 года назад +795

      She heard scary words, that's all she needed to satisfy her bias

    • @k43isback
      @k43isback 4 года назад +85

      Somehow I’m not surprised ^^

    • @jackpearson5285
      @jackpearson5285 4 года назад +331

      @Viktor Birkeland It's a Shakespeare reference so you should understand it just fine in English.

    • @IcyBrown
      @IcyBrown 4 года назад +45

      You can see it in her face

    • @TheRysiu120
      @TheRysiu120 4 года назад +42

      yeah, we have the same saying in Poland and it does mean something else than the exact translation

  • @misssophie6515
    @misssophie6515 Год назад +354

    This documentary is gold, absolutely fascinating to watch, well-made and very insightful. The time goes by so fast, I had planned to go to bed after an hour and save the rest for later, but before I knew it, I watched it all and then even re-watched parts.

    • @garimadubey9319
      @garimadubey9319 11 месяцев назад +1

      What's the name of this documentary and where can I watch it?? Plzz reply!!

    • @crazychicken8290
      @crazychicken8290 11 месяцев назад

      its in the video the putin interviews@@garimadubey9319

    • @filliposchat6528
      @filliposchat6528 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@garimadubey9319I guess "The Putin Interviews". It says it on the video

    • @garimadubey9319
      @garimadubey9319 11 месяцев назад

      @@filliposchat6528 ohk.... thankyou!!

  • @janos82
    @janos82 3 года назад +3197

    When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying

  • @korudero
    @korudero 7 лет назад +2987

    "They say those who are destined to be hanged are not going to drown."
    daaaaaaamn.

    • @meagainsttheworld9726
      @meagainsttheworld9726 6 лет назад +20

      Josh C powerful thinking

    • @KilyanAustin
      @KilyanAustin 6 лет назад +45

      What does it mean

    • @ndalum75
      @ndalum75 6 лет назад +353

      +Kilyan I think what he's roughly saying is that "those who are destined for greatness will not die by freak accident, they will die at the height of things, or peacefully in their bed".

    • @jassonms2224
      @jassonms2224 6 лет назад +104

      For me it means that god decides your faith and if god decide that you die naturally then you will die the way god wanted

    • @srt-fw8nh
      @srt-fw8nh 6 лет назад +157

      In very simple terms it means "Don't fear death".

  • @ugie8851
    @ugie8851 6 лет назад +5576

    "those who destined to be hanged are not going to drown" wow. just wow. im gonna use that

    • @MuazCannabissativaMCMXCIV
      @MuazCannabissativaMCMXCIV 6 лет назад +241

      *Russian Lecture*

    • @Bruugle
      @Bruugle 6 лет назад +282

      That a line from the tempest by Shakespeare

    • @The8thblock
      @The8thblock 6 лет назад +116

      what if you are hanged underwater and you drown first? like what if someone anchors your feet to the bottom of the ocean floor, but also ties a noose around your neck tied to somewhere high enough that your experiencing what its like to be hung. and then you inhale all that water while you were supposed to be hung. and if your going to say you are usually hung from a tree, what if the tree was underwater aswell.

    • @Cptbravo221
      @Cptbravo221 6 лет назад +28

      lazyartist Last you'd die before reaching the floor from the pressure but if you didn't and had the strength you could potentially pull yourself up. Also if you were hanged underwater to a tree then you could simply swim to the surface

    • @The8thblock
      @The8thblock 6 лет назад +4

      well im not exactly talking about an ocean, you can drown in a river without dying from pressure because its so deep. also if someone anchored your feet, im sure they would get something heavy enough that you wouldnt be able to pull yourself to the surface of the water. and when i said a tree, i meant all the aforementioned information plus your hung from the tree instead of wherever else you would have been hung from while anchored to the floor.

  • @KIAMVP
    @KIAMVP Месяц назад +35

    RUclips recommendations are insane 😅😅

  • @maguire7476
    @maguire7476 3 года назад +20571

    Putin is the type of guy that reads the whole terms & agreements and clicks “I disagree”
    Edit: Well This aged marvellously.

  • @MakMood
    @MakMood 3 года назад +959

    In Russia' s Presidential debate, Putin asks the questions...

    • @JinxaizenHm
      @JinxaizenHm 3 года назад +5

      @Zeus it is

    • @RuGaFa
      @RuGaFa 3 года назад +17

      TheGeneral we don’t have them, because putin is the one who elects the president

    • @georgewashington3918
      @georgewashington3918 3 года назад +1

      Zeus yes. If you don’t get it then it won’t be funny

    • @AdameczZs
      @AdameczZs 3 года назад

      :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @georgewashington3918
      @georgewashington3918 3 года назад

      Zeus :/

  • @aarondylan5606
    @aarondylan5606 4 года назад +149

    There is not a single Russian in that room that has not fought a bear.

  • @mdabdullah4379
    @mdabdullah4379 2 года назад +676

    The way putin talks about assassination attempts on his life with a straight face, what a badass

    • @user-xk1wo6su8n
      @user-xk1wo6su8n 2 года назад +37

      Потому что мой Президент, самый лучший! Моя любовь ❤️

    • @patrickian8843
      @patrickian8843 2 года назад +3

      He’s overconfident…

    • @Ampet___
      @Ampet___ 2 года назад +51

      You gotta be like that, if you want to rule a country like Russia

    • @lly_09
      @lly_09 Год назад +37

      @@patrickian8843 not overconfidencs, he simply trust his men

    • @mag9604
      @mag9604 Год назад

      @@lly_09 His men definitely trusts him as they are all being slaughtered in Ukraine at the moment

  • @srujankalagi4633
    @srujankalagi4633 3 года назад +8561

    Putin doesn't turn the shower on.
    He stares at it till it starts crying

    • @albert_the_cool8092
      @albert_the_cool8092 3 года назад +109

      thats a good one lol

    • @forestforest2392
      @forestforest2392 3 года назад +20

      @@albert_the_cool8092 yes way better than others too much view

    • @mihailwarsavski8849
      @mihailwarsavski8849 3 года назад +30

      Very funny and original😐😐

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 2 года назад +28

      @@mihailwarsavski8849 our comment comrade

    • @anengineer152
      @anengineer152 2 года назад +17

      No he stares till it starts peeing 😂😂🤣

  • @Lousy_Bastard
    @Lousy_Bastard 3 года назад +782

    The Bogie man checks under his bed for Putin before he goes to sleep.

  • @Gamu_maravaz
    @Gamu_maravaz 3 года назад +1351

    Growing up Putin's parents used to sleep in his bed when they were scared

  • @rohan12395
    @rohan12395 2 года назад +704

    Woke reporter: "First mode of assassination is getting inside the security of the president"
    Ex KGB chief with dozens of assassinations on his hand: " I know"

    • @johnowen6134
      @johnowen6134 2 года назад +42

      Lmao that “woke reporter” is Oliver Stone.

    • @YungSteambuns
      @YungSteambuns 2 года назад +1

      @@johnowen6134 why does that matter

    • @Koyaanis
      @Koyaanis 2 года назад +4

      Oliver Stone is probably the most anti-woke writer out there, just FYI.

    • @MrRisingapple
      @MrRisingapple 2 года назад +1

      @@johnowen6134 Dumb comment

    • @realdreamerschangetheworld7470
      @realdreamerschangetheworld7470 2 года назад +31

      @@johnowen6134 people learn a word and just be talking

  • @vidita4186
    @vidita4186 3 года назад +1897

    Putin: Everyone will die at a point.
    Queen Elizabeth: Are you sure about that.

  • @desiroots7806
    @desiroots7806 3 года назад +2544

    When putin moved out, he told his father you're the man of the house now.

    • @whatthe8211
      @whatthe8211 3 года назад +6

      😂😂

    • @ultraboy99x
      @ultraboy99x 3 года назад +2

      Omg a shaheen player here???

    • @doktork3406
      @doktork3406 3 года назад +7

      When he turned 18, his parents moved out.

    • @whodatsaints9760
      @whodatsaints9760 3 года назад +1

      Best one I’ve seen

    • @brianbradburn
      @brianbradburn 3 года назад +3

      I heard this joke before, only it was Chuck Norris.

  • @aryanparekh9314
    @aryanparekh9314 3 года назад +1941

    When Putin graduated, companies applied to him.

    • @nakulnaik5617
      @nakulnaik5617 3 года назад +19

      On-Putin placements

    • @gta5.clipss537
      @gta5.clipss537 3 года назад +4

      school graduated him

    • @Mohamed37491
      @Mohamed37491 3 года назад +2

      Congrats, You got 420 likes. I will not like it because I want it that way. However, I want to like the comment.

    • @valentinla1305
      @valentinla1305 3 года назад +1

      Actually back then institutions really applied to you.

    • @fredrikronnberg684
      @fredrikronnberg684 3 года назад +1

      this is actually something that does happen if you are a good performer at a target university.

  • @alugandulagouthamkumar5409
    @alugandulagouthamkumar5409 2 года назад +98

    His smile is genuine.
    His innocence while rejecting his polo offered by person standing beside him.

  • @aldofitla6657
    @aldofitla6657 4 года назад +846

    "5 attempts assassinations ....."
    Putin's stare is so cold he stopped Global Warming

    • @USA6160
      @USA6160 3 года назад +2

      @Garv Sharma yes he will laugh

  • @swetaranjan6328
    @swetaranjan6328 3 года назад +675

    On the eve of Christmas
    President Putin left a gift for Santa

    • @rulisa1131
      @rulisa1131 3 года назад +16

      And Santa was never seen since that day.

    • @jlee1081
      @jlee1081 3 года назад +10

      And a letter saying *"ckya blyat"*

    • @nooneatall9479
      @nooneatall9479 3 года назад +14

      @@rulisa1131 Rumour has it Comrade Klaus is making toys in a hard labour gulag in Siberia

    • @nooneatall9479
      @nooneatall9479 3 года назад +1

      On his birthday, Putin's presents wrap and gift themselves

  • @captainfatbat9557
    @captainfatbat9557 3 года назад +6014

    Putin: Everyone will die at a point.
    Interviewer: *Alright.. I am gonna be very careful about what I am going to say next*

    • @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou
      @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou 3 года назад +208

      Only God knows what will happen to you or me
      Lmao he knew he messed up at that moment

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 3 года назад +81

      @@TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou No, he usually mentions religious context here and there.

    • @notyannz
      @notyannz 3 года назад +21

      @@abhabh6896 *sighs*

    • @mikki_lia
      @mikki_lia 3 года назад

      😂

    • @venom4550
      @venom4550 3 года назад

      🤣

  • @janmejayrathore217
    @janmejayrathore217 Месяц назад +18

    Trump escapes assassination
    Putin :- First Time?

  • @jaikishan2815
    @jaikishan2815 2 года назад +4234

    "Only God knows our destinies - yours & mine" - he delivered that line like a real gangster

    • @john0032
      @john0032 2 года назад +98

      He acts like a Don

    • @user-by8vf5en8f
      @user-by8vf5en8f 2 года назад +142

      He IS a regular gangster.

    • @abhishekkamboj2791
      @abhishekkamboj2791 2 года назад +3

      @Рептил What is slavic way of thinking then my friend?

    • @abhishekkamboj2791
      @abhishekkamboj2791 2 года назад +6

      @Рептил I don't have an opinion so it can't be opposite of it. I was genuinely asking.

    • @0hn0haha
      @0hn0haha 2 года назад +73

      @@abhishekkamboj2791 In the Slavic mind, that is something a sage says, it is a sign of humility. "I might be president, but there is a power and fate greater than me in the end." That's the way his statement rings.
      Overall you get the impression of a smart, wise but also clever and ruthless leader, the kind Slavs tend to like, if it is their leader.

  • @madclown7308
    @madclown7308 4 года назад +1841

    "those who are destined to be hanged are not gonna drowned"
    -Putin
    Interviewer: chuckles suspiciously

    • @Savant_Ananya
      @Savant_Ananya 4 года назад +81

      The interviewer realised that he was going to be hanged...😂😂😂

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube 4 года назад +79

      interviewer- pretends to understand the meaning

    • @DavidL1986
      @DavidL1986 4 года назад +24

      i genuinely did not understand what Putin meant by that

    • @Macion-sm2ui
      @Macion-sm2ui 4 года назад +48

      @@DavidL1986 destiny - if your destiny is to become president you will become president, but if your destiny is to die in age 25 you will die in age 25

    • @DavidL1986
      @DavidL1986 4 года назад +3

      @@Macion-sm2ui ah k. yeh it didnt make sense to me. But i do agree with that saying! Ive even thought similar myself before

  • @yeezyisgod5561
    @yeezyisgod5561 3 года назад +3045

    When Putin cuts onion, onion cries.

  • @Kouros-y2t
    @Kouros-y2t 11 месяцев назад +30

    It's just a short video, but this interviewer is so good at it. Really charismatic.

  • @life_archive7840
    @life_archive7840 4 года назад +851

    Castro: "Putin what kind of security is this?!"
    Putin "I *AM* the security!"

  • @thefinalantagonist
    @thefinalantagonist 3 года назад +856

    "Americans don't have a full picture of Putin"
    *Shows a picture of his full body*
    Me: Confused

    • @kingofcrap4414
      @kingofcrap4414 3 года назад +70

      You absolute fool, that is merely Putin's avatar.

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 3 года назад +4

      You aren't confused though?

    • @mrlee6516
      @mrlee6516 3 года назад +7

      underrated

    • @random-b-i2480
      @random-b-i2480 3 года назад +7

      I'm waiting for someone to get whooshed

    • @lifeinsurance4495
      @lifeinsurance4495 3 года назад +6

      Didn't see no penis now did ya. Therefore it's not a full image. Checkmate.

  • @vitaminprotein6878
    @vitaminprotein6878 3 года назад +5114

    Young Putin: arrives late
    Teacher: punishes every student for coming early
    Edit: Thank you for liking 'OUR- comment', but I stole it from another video

    • @bingoreddraaz7363
      @bingoreddraaz7363 3 года назад +14

      🤣🤣 yeeees!

    • @ireneoriverajr.8847
      @ireneoriverajr.8847 3 года назад +7

      copyed from J P, lmao your post was above it

    • @LightYagami-tb7ik
      @LightYagami-tb7ik 3 года назад +4

      @@ireneoriverajr.8847Bruh 😂

    • @gabri3l80
      @gabri3l80 3 года назад +3

      @@ireneoriverajr.8847 what if they just had the same idea

    • @roa7788
      @roa7788 3 года назад +1

      Freaking hilarious. 🤣

  • @F.C.77
    @F.C.77 Год назад +70

    He has always something deep to say.

    • @Lucia-sy7le
      @Lucia-sy7le 8 месяцев назад +3

      Because he is...DEEP

  • @HerrXenon_
    @HerrXenon_ 4 года назад +623

    0:35
    Interviewer: "Five assassination attempts I'm told"
    Putin: blank stare, causally blinking
    Damn boi, that's cold

  • @CalebMcFadden
    @CalebMcFadden 4 года назад +738

    Notice how he barely moves his right hand when he walks. It’s so he can easily reach for his gun.

    • @alexy33t46
      @alexy33t46 4 года назад +37

      You are right. Its a tactic used by US spies too , you can watch a documentary on it

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 4 года назад +111

      not quite, I believe that he does it out of habit, because as you know he was a KGB agent, and had to always be ready to pull out a weapon and fight

    • @angelbonebreak1135
      @angelbonebreak1135 4 года назад +7

      @@maxim6088Хахахаха yes, you are correct ^^

    • @9-diligencevincecobacha746
      @9-diligencevincecobacha746 4 года назад +14

      wide Putin intensifies

    • @deliciouspotato2623
      @deliciouspotato2623 4 года назад +37

      No there's a tank inside his Russian pocket

  • @preranapradeep3963
    @preranapradeep3963 4 года назад +5600

    Putin is the real life James bond being a president

    • @saxonelyaman9212
      @saxonelyaman9212 4 года назад +17

      potutu potutu yaaa... about that lmao

    • @ralonzo1101
      @ralonzo1101 4 года назад +10

      Yes, he is. I really like your comment❤

    • @zak6721
      @zak6721 4 года назад +90

      Thats so weird cuz Daniel Craig actually looks like a young Putin. He could play him in a movie.

    • @unknownanonymous9503
      @unknownanonymous9503 4 года назад

      Platota

    • @spaingano
      @spaingano 4 года назад +8

      Christopher lee is or was a reallife james bond, even released a metal album or two well into his later years

  • @ValentinoRossi46
    @ValentinoRossi46 5 месяцев назад +13

    *WHEN PUTIN GOES TO THE CHURCH, THE POP CONFESS TO PUTIN*

  • @kanodunk1719
    @kanodunk1719 3 года назад +558

    When his mother was asked to name him, he spoke for himself.

    • @deathzark7632
      @deathzark7632 3 года назад +7

      ANOS VOLDIGOD

    • @thespatulaa
      @thespatulaa 3 года назад +3

      Wasn't that baby Jesus

    • @ArjunSingh-mh7dp
      @ArjunSingh-mh7dp 3 года назад

      @@deathzark7632 I have seen that

    • @SRSOS
      @SRSOS 3 года назад

      Dogs don't speak.

    • @thespatulaa
      @thespatulaa 3 года назад

      @@SRSOS Do u have no fear of death xD

  • @specialunit0428
    @specialunit0428 3 года назад +3253

    Interviewer: "The first motive of assassination is to get inside the security of the president."
    Putin: " *I know* "

    • @wolfsmith9890
      @wolfsmith9890 3 года назад +163

      He speaks from expiriance xD

    • @oliverb.8995
      @oliverb.8995 2 года назад +255

      @@wolfsmith9890 hes also a former KGB agent so he was a spy

    • @bpj1805
      @bpj1805 2 года назад +38

      @@oliverb.8995 He wasn't a spy as in doing fieldwork. He was a lawyer.

    • @manorui100
      @manorui100 2 года назад +53

      @@bpj1805 that's what they tell you

    • @16h46
      @16h46 2 года назад +19

      @@bpj1805 that's what they say

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 3 года назад +2268

    Interviewer: “Not as much as Castro”
    Putin: casually pops a smile

    • @azi8855
      @azi8855 3 года назад +32

      Leaving this here when this blows up

    • @Z10895
      @Z10895 3 года назад +7

      @@azi8855 k

    • @xuesse4662
      @xuesse4662 3 года назад +24

      @Azi is that a threat of terrorism

    • @azi8855
      @azi8855 3 года назад +7

      @@xuesse4662 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @yourplaylist4538
      @yourplaylist4538 2 года назад

      @@xuesse4662 lol that's clever

  • @user-im7dh9sm1j
    @user-im7dh9sm1j 4 месяца назад +10

    1 Putin vs 32 Nato leaders, still putin weighs the most

  • @lilidesisto5385
    @lilidesisto5385 3 года назад +1738

    Somebody’s putin a lot of Russia joke in this comment section

  • @r.g.s.5923
    @r.g.s.5923 2 года назад +4400

    What a kind and wise man. Hope he never threatens the sovereignty of a foreign nation.
    Edit: I was just making a silly joke, can we keep discussions about topics we have no idea about to Reddit please?

    • @guts616
      @guts616 2 года назад +269

      Hope he never completes the trilogy 💀

    • @itsnotAZ
      @itsnotAZ 2 года назад +60

      i see the sarcasm

    • @patinho5589
      @patinho5589 2 года назад +59

      Or if he does.you’ll conclude he must have good reason to, given that you’ve recognised him as nice and wise.

    • @keltBTC
      @keltBTC 2 года назад +30

      This aged well

    • @______7224
      @______7224 2 года назад +183

      @@keltBTC It's sure done a bunch of aging in the 3 hours it's been posted

  • @Mikey-uu8fi
    @Mikey-uu8fi 7 лет назад +1330

    Bruh why would he be afraid? He's a former KGB agent plus he's russian. salute!

    • @indethbed2546
      @indethbed2546 6 лет назад +37

      Jezron Brasileno some might say that he was a kgb agent because he was russian

    • @josephgarcia2006
      @josephgarcia2006 6 лет назад +1

      annie barr 5 u got roasted

    • @pinksocks8697
      @pinksocks8697 6 лет назад +1

      annie barr 5 *cringe*

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 6 лет назад

      He was head of kgb lol

    • @akyut1749
      @akyut1749 6 лет назад +2

      annie barr 5 Nice copy and paste. Let me guess, google searched 'long English words' in an attempt to make yourself look intelligent? Give me a break.

  • @freepalestine_stop_genocide
    @freepalestine_stop_genocide 8 месяцев назад +63

    This is the most powerful short saying by Putin that has stuck to my mind since the first time I saw it.
    I think about this line almost everyday:
    Those who are destined to be hanged, will never drown.
    Legend.

    • @lzzyfromlux
      @lzzyfromlux 6 месяцев назад

      Pro Palestinian and pro Russian. Tells all. It‘s a shame that the russian trolls are taking over the pro palestinian side.

  • @Frozus-nh9oq
    @Frozus-nh9oq 2 года назад +4663

    When Putin download windows, Microsoft agrees to his terms and conditions

  • @matte_l3lack
    @matte_l3lack 4 года назад +133

    Smokey: "I won, give me my money."
    Putin: "You what?"
    Smokey: "I lost."

  • @zeroimpetuous
    @zeroimpetuous 3 года назад +8720

    When putin was late for the class, the teacher punished others for being early.

  • @SuperMohd1985
    @SuperMohd1985 Год назад +14

    Very wise and talented to be honest.

  • @Life_less_ordinary
    @Life_less_ordinary 3 года назад +403

    Putin calls 911 and asks what is their emergency

    • @zakinabyzada4275
      @zakinabyzada4275 3 года назад +2

      No for real. Don you know 911 is for usa. 😂 killed me

    • @user-ui3pw1ys3k
      @user-ui3pw1ys3k 3 года назад +5

      911 is also for Osama bin Laden

    • @palepuaditya9370
      @palepuaditya9370 3 года назад

      lol

    • @msrame3989
      @msrame3989 3 года назад

      😂😂

    • @andyvivek1826
      @andyvivek1826 3 года назад

      @@user-ui3pw1ys3k
      No its actually George bush called 911 on Osama bin laden and Obama got dispatched to the scene.

  • @mouriqueritchie6851
    @mouriqueritchie6851 3 года назад +170

    Putin: I've survived about 5 assassination attempts.
    Castro: Hold my cigar.

    • @jlee1081
      @jlee1081 3 года назад +2

      Can i know who is Castro?

    • @mouriqueritchie6851
      @mouriqueritchie6851 3 года назад +7

      @@jlee1081 He's the former leader of Cuba, Fidel Castro.

    • @ParagonRex
      @ParagonRex 3 года назад +4

      Putin: I've survived about 5 assassination attempts.
      Marshall Tito: Hold my beer.

    • @barackobama8463
      @barackobama8463 3 года назад +8

      @@jlee1081 he survived like 650 attempts

    • @lovethyself744
      @lovethyself744 3 года назад

      ahahah right

  • @puffozoid3946
    @puffozoid3946 2 года назад +859

    1:25
    "they say that those who are destined to be hanged
    are not going to drown".
    that gives me chills knowing the situation now ...

    • @Sindrella.
      @Sindrella. 2 года назад +42

      Seems oddly prophetic

    • @glendabed
      @glendabed 2 года назад +14

      It's pretty much taken from a sea storm scene in Shakespeare's The Tempest: "I have great comfort from this fellow.. Stand fast, good fate, to his hanging; make the rope of his destiny our cable, for our own doth little advantage. If he be not born to be hanged, our case is miserable."

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint 2 года назад +6

      @@glendabed oh yeah, I see it now. So what does everyone think he meant? Are we surviving another trip around the sun you think?

    • @ah8893
      @ah8893 2 года назад +20

      I’m sorry but even w these comments I still don’t understand wtf that means 😂😂

    • @rahulseth6920
      @rahulseth6920 2 года назад +47

      @@ah8893 it means those who r destined to get worst death...can't get easy death

  • @zulfi9
    @zulfi9 Год назад +20

    His calmness is terrifying
    Putin has balls of steel

    • @skippyshake
      @skippyshake Год назад +3

      He has a dark soul

    • @PANDA-lw3mp
      @PANDA-lw3mp Год назад +1

      Ur brainwashed bro

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 9 месяцев назад

      If he has balls of steel, why are his tables always the same size as the standing convoys at the ukrainian border?

    • @KunDziki
      @KunDziki 9 месяцев назад

      And vodka sperm 😂

  • @SunnySydeRamsay
    @SunnySydeRamsay 2 года назад +3602

    "A lot of people would like two hours to talk with Vladimir Putin at this moment"
    Indeed, like Zelensky.

    • @bobindergrosse
      @bobindergrosse 2 года назад +71

      I knew this was going to come xD

    • @geologist5838
      @geologist5838 2 года назад +52

      If only he could talk, at least know, all jokes aside

    • @JewishGoldGrab
      @JewishGoldGrab 2 года назад +2

      @@geologist5838 Lmfao

    • @omars9768
      @omars9768 2 года назад +2

      there would be only one time

    • @amarrevolver4452
      @amarrevolver4452 2 года назад +105

      Zelensky is a clown that people somehow take seriously, if he didn't put his hand in NATO's hand his country wouldn't be in this mess..
      Say what you want about the US but at least they know how to control their btchs (mexico, canada and every country in the Americans)..

  • @dep7up
    @dep7up 2 года назад +104

    When Putin dials the wrong number he says you answered the wrong phone.

    • @Lucia-sy7le
      @Lucia-sy7le 8 месяцев назад +4

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @rajranganathan2254
    @rajranganathan2254 3 года назад +393

    0:27
    "You ran for president and you won by 63%?"
    Putin (in English): "You're right"

    • @krishnasaiib4400
      @krishnasaiib4400 3 года назад +17

      Actually yes dude , I didn't observe that

    • @simonevans6512
      @simonevans6512 3 года назад +58

      He speaks perfect English and French.

    • @napoliansolo7865
      @napoliansolo7865 3 года назад +40

      I'm sure it's easier to answer questions in your native tongue than to have to translate your answer into a foreign tongue and speak them.

    • @snookie147z
      @snookie147z 3 года назад +29

      @@napoliansolo7865 you're right man I can speak 4 languages but when I have to describe complex situation I do it best in my own native language. I think in my own native language when I am in a flow state. When i speak it, it's just like blurting out my thoughts aloud. But when it comes to other languages i find myself searching for precise words that fits a particular situation appropriately.

    • @lumapas
      @lumapas 3 года назад +7

      Putin admitted that he knows how to speak English, but he refuse to speak English in public for security reasons 😤

  • @MrLandon_1
    @MrLandon_1 Год назад +79

    This is literally terrifying, I actually never heard him speak.

    • @lly_09
      @lly_09 Год назад +1

      So you've only ever heard him dubbed?

    • @gr1mmy954
      @gr1mmy954 Год назад +2

      Now Imagine him speaking in English

    • @leftlovers9137
      @leftlovers9137 Год назад

      You think that’s bad? Just remember usa inspired Hitler. And now we are funding ukronazis lol.

    • @krevetka9744
      @krevetka9744 Год назад +13

      It is indeed terrifying that media nowdays never allow him to speak for himself but quote him instead. Or show specific 6-second cuts of his speeches. Because if people are allowed to hear him - everyone suddenly is brainwashed.

    • @lambsauce1816
      @lambsauce1816 Год назад

      Where have you been living the last 2 decades?

  • @butteredbread1756
    @butteredbread1756 4 года назад +280

    0:30
    Stone: In 2012 you win by 63%?
    Putin: Y E A H Y O U R E R I G H T

    • @Enclave_Engineer
      @Enclave_Engineer 4 года назад +34

      Putin can speak english, but he just dont

    • @kalumander
      @kalumander 4 года назад +12

      @@Enclave_Engineer At least you try.

    • @ulrohermit1369
      @ulrohermit1369 4 года назад +1

      @@kalumander lol

    • @elmermatthew6796
      @elmermatthew6796 4 года назад +33

      @@kalumander he speaks English but takes more pride in speaking Russian.

    • @kalumander
      @kalumander 4 года назад +6

      @@elmermatthew6796 Of course he does, it's his language for the love of God.

  • @raoufghojoghi8700
    @raoufghojoghi8700 3 года назад +1007

    this comment section is all I need to get through depression 😂

  • @kapalshiuu
    @kapalshiuu 3 года назад +119

    When Putin come to your house, you're the guest

  • @briancorrell
    @briancorrell 6 месяцев назад +9

    So when Oliver Stone interviews it's fine but when Tucker Carlson does it it's anti-american

    • @udaysingh9_11
      @udaysingh9_11 6 месяцев назад +3

      That's new America for you

    • @metodiusm428
      @metodiusm428 6 месяцев назад +2

      Oliver Stone is a Putin fanboy and more pro-Russia than even Tucker.

    • @net_vranie
      @net_vranie 6 месяцев назад

      Tucker is the best. He easily showed that Putin is paranoid and a maniac. It seems that Putin did not understand how deeply he had dug himself with Tucker’s tacit consent.

  • @CustomEvoKaizer
    @CustomEvoKaizer 4 года назад +199

    When someones pulls at gun at Putin, the bullets asks for permission.

  • @ygivoreal
    @ygivoreal 3 года назад +309

    It’s cool how he understands english but he doesn’t speak it.

    • @shiawitwicky3901
      @shiawitwicky3901 3 года назад +12

      He loves Russia

    • @ygivoreal
      @ygivoreal 3 года назад +21

      @@shiawitwicky3901 Russia is amazing.

    • @Hank..
      @Hank.. 3 года назад +97

      yeah i noticed that, cuz he's not getting it translated back to him. He just chooses to speak Russian. That's a power play

    • @izzy4reel
      @izzy4reel 3 года назад +39

      I know many bilingual people who can understand a language better than they can speak it.

    • @anthony8041
      @anthony8041 3 года назад +15

      @@izzy4reel In this case it's definetly a statment of intent.

  • @boobas8127
    @boobas8127 3 года назад +5423

    if you ever feel useless, remember: *Putin has bodyguards*

    • @The_Uberfly
      @The_Uberfly 3 года назад +66

      One of the bests XD

    • @horcrux8329
      @horcrux8329 3 года назад +286

      the bodyguards have putin

    • @fan99999
      @fan99999 3 года назад +55

      @Smunstu Stinkymonster chill bro, one out of every 86 people's sense of humor sucks. They just can't understand a perfectly humorous joke.

    • @fan99999
      @fan99999 3 года назад +81

      Lemme add more, if you feel dumb, remember people tried to assassinate Putin.

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried 2 года назад +11

      @@fan99999 I could say a-sus-inate and itd be funnier

  • @JustARandomGuy-1234
    @JustARandomGuy-1234 2 года назад +10

    In Soviet Russia, President protects bodyguards

    • @slide4_nj
      @slide4_nj Год назад +2

      In Soviet russia, you don’t arm the bears, the bears arm you