I find it utterly amazing that you guys evolutionarily developed gills just so you could do these reviews under water. I applaud your advance humaness.
As much as I don’t want to trash the Science of your upcoming Shark Space astroid film, maybe it would be better if it was the shark egg cases instead of a fully adult shark because then as it’s egg cases you can say they were effect by space and it’s very easy to make sequences
I think the phrase "my hat is like a shark's fin" is supposed to mean that, when you see his hat moving through a crowd of people it should convey the same danger as seeing a shark fin in the water. It's a stretch, but definitely something that could have been conveyed in the music video if they hadn't decided to go with the 90s hiphop meets Busby Berkeley meets "we have this set and by god we're gonna use it" thing that it was.
LL Cool J is a fabulous Final Girl. He survived Michael Myers and genetically engineered sharks within 2 years!!! Also, why did I read that tagline as "Harder Better Faster Stronger!"?
As a marine scientist who works on sharks, no matter how bad the science is, I love this movie anyway! Also, sleeveless wetsuits or like thermal vests are sometimes worn because they keep your core warm. Usually you layer them under other gear. I have a shirt that I wear for dives that is thermal on the core and normal sleeves, but it really makes a major difference. There are so many ways I could destroy this film but I just suspend disbelief and enjoy it.
OMG Smoking underwater... There is photos of people in underwater habitats back in like the 60's (I think in Conshelf 2 in the Red Sea) having cigarettes like it is no big deal! 😂 www.messynessychic.com/2013/05/27/remains-of-an-underwater-habitat-left-by-1960s-sea-dwellers/
@@Jays6926 I wouldn’t put it past CW if they did, also honestly it would work better than Charmed especially because they pulled off the “oh we have a secret sister” right off the bat which was SUPER DUMB why throw away your get out clause if one of the actors goes ?
In the HDTGM episode about Deep Blue Sea, Jason Mantzoukas reveals that if you type Stellan Skarsgard into Word, it autocorrects to "stellar skateboard" and that still makes me laugh to this day.
I’m waiting for the day that Drag Race does the O-Ru-Gon Trail where they make the queens hike up Lural Canyon, picking up fabric along the way. They have to make a fabulous gown by the end.
Cannot believe I found you two only 2 weeks ago... according to my viewing stats I have watched over 130 hours of you in the last 2 weeks and still have a lot more catching up to do 😂 honestly loving your content, I always make time for it whatever it is now!
You’ll have to watch Into The Blue with Paul Walker and Jessica Alba to get your Paul Walker deep sea diving fix, pretty sure theres a shark attack in there too so technically Sharktober approved
I love this so much! Fun fact that 30:05 reminded me of, Julia Child helped the Office of Strategic Services (the predecessor to the CIA) in developing the recipe for shark repellant!
Seeing this i realised that I had missed changing my tier on patreon cause viewing parties - yes ma'am. So now I'm one of the "go home you're drunk" and have just finished watching the viewing party and now I'll enjoy this video even more! Cheers from Sweden! 😁🍷🇸🇪
I'm more interested in what was inside the teddy? Surely it should have floated? Not sank like it was full of rocks? I once accidently dropped a stuffed toy into the swimming pool at Butlins near Skegness, and it definitely floated as that's how my Dad rescued it.
Ho man this really took me back to middle school Halloween sleepover where I saw this. I have such memories about this movie. It’s funny because one time I was trying to remember the name of this movie and also mistakenly called it “Deep Blue Impact”. Must be Gay ESP. Also when you guys said “No one was concerned about the weather girl” my brain flashed to an image of India Farrah’s weather girl getting attacked by a shark mid-broadcast, so thank you for that. Loved this review
She is absolutely the villain, the sharks are doing the logical thing by killing these humans that are experimenting on them in a prison... they are destroying the facility as well, so no shark will ever be tortured there again 🤣🩸🌊🦈 #pro-shark
I went to rewatch this film in preparation for sharktober and my brain told me it was "dark blue" instead of "deep blue", which autofilled to "Dark Blue Kiss" in the search bar and long story short I watched a thai drama about a gay couple and it was delightful. Also this movie is a masterpiece and this review was fab
"My hat is like a shark's fin" is a lyric from his 80's hit, "I'm Bad." In the video, he dons a Kangol which sorta looks like a shark's fin slicing through the crowd.
If August is SummerCamp and October is Sharktober, then what will November be? Obviously December is Christmas movies and February is Romantic comedies. I actually really love this format of each month having a specific theme and hope you'll keep up with it.
When I just saw the title, I thought it was the Paul Walker and Jessica Biel movie, I was like, I remember a shark scene, but I don't think it's a Shark movie XD. but oh this movie was something!!
bunts, may i HUMBLY request yourselves and Juno Birch retro review Mars Attacks or Edward Scissorhands OR Best in Show? that would be absolutely iconic
This movie taught a young me that when a character is shot the way Sam Jackson is shot during his monologue, there will be a jump scare and someone will probably die! This movie was groundbreaking!😂😂🦈🦈
have you posted a watch list for sharktober so i can try to get a hold of these movies before the review comes out? If not, i would really appreciate it :)
The only thing people remember about this absolutely terrible move is how Sam Jackson kicks the bucket. haha I hope you guys get around to reviewing Sharktopus!
So, I have a question. The sharks featured are mako sharks and I just read that in captivity, they fare the worst of all the breeds. Like the last mako that was in captivity lasted 5 days. So is it the super intelligence is making them ok or am I thinking too much about this dumb movie? Great review guys!
As fully bad as this film is, seeing it as a child 10 years ago when i was 9, actually scarred for me life. Very weird, I LOVE stupid shark movies but also am somehow terrified of them lmfao, can't wait to hear you dumb bhunts talk about this. Edit 1: YES I AM HERE FOR ASTEROID SHARKS. Edit 2: Just Google Deep Blue Sea to check release date and apparently there is a Deep Blue Sea 3?!?! that came out this year?? I have GOT TO see that mess.
Speaking of Paul Walker you have to absolutely see Tammy and The T-Rex. It is Paul Walker's first movie or one of them he is like 17 and Denise Richards. I wont say anymore because it is too bonkers to spoil. It is terrible and awful but campy and "scary" and fun.
No, you are totally wrong. This is not a normal horror movie like Jason, because a secondary black character lives at the end. Conclusion: this horror movie was ahead of its time.
The poor sharks. They may have been "smart", but still couldn't read. They needed The Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. 🤓 Also this review could have been called, Andrew has Questions. 🦈❔
you say only the evil people die in Jurassic Park, but Sam Jackson is eaten, and so is the hunter that is rightly suspicious of the raptors (clever girl)
Frightenly the pitch they did at the beginning with the asteroid noshark and death of the dinosaurs etc isn't the worst thing I've heard. Easily half the made for ScyFy movies are worse than that pitch. I would actually not be surprised if this story line winds up in a made for ScyFy movie.
Ok, so I thought this was that LL Cool Jay Shark movie. He made a shark movie right?? Am I crazy? I know he made some movie where he was in an underwater submarine research station. Edit: I was fucking right! I thought he had a much bigger role but I guess not.
Also, you joke about smart crazy people writing in dry erase marker on the walls and windows, but I went to college with one of those exact people. We didn’t know when he slept, until we found out that...he didn’t.
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Yasss smart sharks!!!
JAAAAAYMES
I, for one, thank you for diving into the backstory of the important characters of "Two Bikini Ladies" and "Two Board Shorts Guys"
I find it utterly amazing that you guys evolutionarily developed gills just so you could do these reviews under water. I applaud your advance humaness.
They took gillyweed
@@iain9757 yes. Of course they did. How silly of me.
“The shark eats her out” omg lmao
As much as I don’t want to trash the Science of your upcoming Shark Space astroid film, maybe it would be better if it was the shark egg cases instead of a fully adult shark because then as it’s egg cases you can say they were effect by space and it’s very easy to make sequences
Stellan Skarsgard underwater: "Where are you taking me?!?!"
I think the phrase "my hat is like a shark's fin" is supposed to mean that, when you see his hat moving through a crowd of people it should convey the same danger as seeing a shark fin in the water. It's a stretch, but definitely something that could have been conveyed in the music video if they hadn't decided to go with the 90s hiphop meets Busby Berkeley meets "we have this set and by god we're gonna use it" thing that it was.
I do appreciate that this movie goes against shark movie rules and kills off the main character and the animal sidekick.
LL Cool J is a fabulous Final Girl. He survived Michael Myers and genetically engineered sharks within 2 years!!!
Also, why did I read that tagline as "Harder Better Faster Stronger!"?
He’s also a final girl in Anaconda
@@gcrockerbam That was Ice Cube
@@nickwheeler5396 Man, I could have sworn it was him. I’d say I have to go back & rewatch it but I don’t know if I want to subject myself to that...
Saffron Burrows was the true villain of this movie!
Also: Saffron Burrows and Thomas Jane in this movie is peak bisexuality!
As a marine scientist who works on sharks, no matter how bad the science is, I love this movie anyway! Also, sleeveless wetsuits or like thermal vests are sometimes worn because they keep your core warm. Usually you layer them under other gear. I have a shirt that I wear for dives that is thermal on the core and normal sleeves, but it really makes a major difference.
There are so many ways I could destroy this film but I just suspend disbelief and enjoy it.
OMG Smoking underwater... There is photos of people in underwater habitats back in like the 60's (I think in Conshelf 2 in the Red Sea) having cigarettes like it is no big deal! 😂 www.messynessychic.com/2013/05/27/remains-of-an-underwater-habitat-left-by-1960s-sea-dwellers/
When are we getting The Craft retro review? I mean technically it has sharks in it, so maybe this month? For Sharktober.
Especially before the sequel
surprised they never live reacted the trailer for the Craft 2
@@jaso4455 That sequel looks like a soft CW reboot.
@@Jays6926 I wouldn’t put it past CW if they did, also honestly it would work better than Charmed especially because they pulled off the “oh we have a secret sister” right off the bat which was SUPER DUMB why throw away your get out clause if one of the actors goes ?
In the HDTGM episode about Deep Blue Sea, Jason Mantzoukas reveals that if you type Stellan Skarsgard into Word, it autocorrects to "stellar skateboard" and that still makes me laugh to this day.
I only think of him as stellar skateboard now.
I’m waiting for the day that Drag Race does the O-Ru-Gon Trail where they make the queens hike up Lural Canyon, picking up fabric along the way. They have to make a fabulous gown by the end.
make it a make over challange so one of the drag queens can name her partner 'Dissin' Terri'
I’m glad for once a shark movie had the balls to kill off the main character! I was really expecting them to cop out on that element
Fun Fact: I’m the original cut she did survive but test audiences hated her so much they changed it. 😂
You forgot to mention how the smart sharks are attracted to a good cabernet. Don't spill wine in the ocean, kids. 💦🍷💦
Cannot believe I found you two only 2 weeks ago... according to my viewing stats I have watched over 130 hours of you in the last 2 weeks and still have a lot more catching up to do 😂 honestly loving your content, I always make time for it whatever it is now!
You’ll have to watch Into The Blue with Paul Walker and Jessica Alba to get your Paul Walker deep sea diving fix, pretty sure theres a shark attack in there too so technically Sharktober approved
That guy had to be in that scene because no board room meeting in dated movies is complete without an old white dinosaur. "ALAN"
Thomas Jane's job description was as defined as Chris Pratt's in Jurassic World :)
Between you guys reviewing Grease and now this, all of my dreams are coming true.
Nefarious Avalanche Past, put that on my tombstone!
"I don't know anything about sharks, I just know about really sad direct to dvd situations..."
I love this so much! Fun fact that 30:05 reminded me of, Julia Child helped the Office of Strategic Services (the predecessor to the CIA) in developing the recipe for shark repellant!
Seeing you two together makes me so happy. I hope you guys are friends forever
“Except those kids were better actors” ... 🤣 #Shade
Omg this was a favorite movie for me as a kid!!! Lmaooo thank you for doing this movie bitvhes muuuaahhhh
Nefarious avalanche past really got me good. I had to pause the video to get the laughter out.
Wait....
What was that clip??? That black and white "I'm actually doing science" clip??
That killed me! Hahahahaha
Man I really am appreciated the attention to detail "filming" these with under water effect lol
My day is officially 1000x better! 😊😂Deep Blue Sea is one of my favourite shark movies 🎥
Do I get extra points if I have Deep Blue Sea on VHS? ;)
I do too, it has a special case with a sharkbite taken out of it.
Seeing this i realised that I had missed changing my tier on patreon cause viewing parties - yes ma'am. So now I'm one of the "go home you're drunk" and have just finished watching the viewing party and now I'll enjoy this video even more!
Cheers from Sweden! 😁🍷🇸🇪
I'm here for you guys to do a disaster movie month. How about Disastember, Deep Impact should definitely be the first review.
10:01 "We're having a party, man."
You guys should check out “Kingdom of the Spiders”. It’s camp and creepy. Plus it stars William Shatner.
I'm more interested in what was inside the teddy? Surely it should have floated? Not sank like it was full of rocks? I once accidently dropped a stuffed toy into the swimming pool at Butlins near Skegness, and it definitely floated as that's how my Dad rescued it.
Renny Harlin, my country's pride and joy 🌟
Ho man this really took me back to middle school Halloween sleepover where I saw this. I have such memories about this movie.
It’s funny because one time I was trying to remember the name of this movie and also mistakenly called it “Deep Blue Impact”. Must be Gay ESP.
Also when you guys said “No one was concerned about the weather girl” my brain flashed to an image of India Farrah’s weather girl getting attacked by a shark mid-broadcast, so thank you for that. Loved this review
This was my first dvd ever, and we watched it a lot just because it was on dvd😅
The youtube algorithm served me a prager U add before this video and the Moviebitches are my rope to climb out of that hell. Thankyou Moviebitches.
Andrew asking why Thomas Jane's hot arms are out while he's sitting there looking hot with his arms out.
She is absolutely the villain, the sharks are doing the logical thing by killing these humans that are experimenting on them in a prison... they are destroying the facility as well, so no shark will ever be tortured there again 🤣🩸🌊🦈 #pro-shark
I recently rewatched this with my husband and it's the first time I remember cheering for the sharks... #fightthepower
I went to rewatch this film in preparation for sharktober and my brain told me it was "dark blue" instead of "deep blue", which autofilled to "Dark Blue Kiss" in the search bar and long story short I watched a thai drama about a gay couple and it was delightful. Also this movie is a masterpiece and this review was fab
I love this movie. I've been waiting for this review
Syfy is watching this video like hire them for a 74 sequels
"You ate my bird"
"My hat is like a shark's fin" is a lyric from his 80's hit, "I'm Bad." In the video, he dons a Kangol which sorta looks like a shark's fin slicing through the crowd.
If August is SummerCamp and October is Sharktober, then what will November be? Obviously December is Christmas movies and February is Romantic comedies. I actually really love this format of each month having a specific theme and hope you'll keep up with it.
November will be Thanksgiving movies, obviously.
@@o-o-o-ozempic Thanks for the suggestion ;)
Andrew's blue lighting really fits this sea filter and I appreciate it
When I just saw the title, I thought it was the Paul Walker and Jessica Biel movie, I was like, I remember a shark scene, but I don't think it's a Shark movie XD. but oh this movie was something!!
Why is it that I always watch cousin Stu when he is on the viewing party?😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whatever happened to Saffron Burrows? Did she fall off the face of the Earth?
bunts, may i HUMBLY request yourselves and Juno Birch retro review Mars Attacks or Edward Scissorhands OR Best in Show? that would be absolutely iconic
Okay, so I LOVE Andrew's SharKomet idea.
This movie taught a young me that when a character is shot the way Sam Jackson is shot during his monologue, there will be a jump scare and someone will probably die! This movie was groundbreaking!😂😂🦈🦈
Hey guys. Love your vids!! Pleaseeee do don’t knock twice!!! Haaaa you guys would have a field dayyyyyyy 😂😂😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
have you posted a watch list for sharktober so i can try to get a hold of these movies before the review comes out? If not, i would really appreciate it :)
These are my favorite looking animatronic sharks
The Oregon Trail reference is my childhood!! I loved to hate play that game.
So this review made me learn that Michael Rapaport is an “actor” and when searching him up; I was surprised to find out he’s straight.
Favorite shark movie thanks for reviewing it
Omg YESSS I love this movie lol
Honestly thought that Jason X (Spason) was a collective fever dream from my friend's horror movie 4th of July barbecue, the Goreth of July
The only thing people remember about this absolutely terrible move is how Sam Jackson kicks the bucket. haha
I hope you guys get around to reviewing Sharktopus!
So, I have a question. The sharks featured are mako sharks and I just read that in captivity, they fare the worst of all the breeds. Like the last mako that was in captivity lasted 5 days. So is it the super intelligence is making them ok or am I thinking too much about this dumb movie? Great review guys!
Didn't Michael Rapaport compliment the size of Thomas Jane's balls at one point in the movie? That's literally all I remember from this movie
Jason Under The Sea partially exists already as Jason Takes Manhattan, a.k.a Jason Takes a Cruise. Not that it’s watchable in any way shape or form.
Or when he gets chained to the bottom of the lake 😂
20:04 That is actually a Zip disk, a 100MB diskette format which had a brief heyday.
We NEED the Shark asteroid screenplay, like yesterday!!!!
Is Rik not coming back?😥
I need Avaryl to make Andrew watch Jason X
Just started the video. Heh, when they came up on screen. I thought the thought bubble said, "This bites.". You know.... because..Sharks. Anyway..
every time I rewatch this movie I'm confused as to why my parents let me watch it on repeat for hours at 5 years old
Thanks great work. Pcu would be a fun one
I still love this stupid movie.
Oh this was tailored to meeee I love this shark movie omg..... Its my favorite one
One of the sharknado has a cameo by Alaska in it lol would be awesome to see if you havent done it
PS I would watch Andrew's shark meteor movie omg
I need to see Meteor Sharks!
Sorry, Comet Sharks
As fully bad as this film is, seeing it as a child 10 years ago when i was 9, actually scarred for me life. Very weird, I LOVE stupid shark movies but also am somehow terrified of them lmfao, can't wait to hear you dumb bhunts talk about this.
Edit 1: YES I AM HERE FOR ASTEROID SHARKS.
Edit 2: Just Google Deep Blue Sea to check release date and apparently there is a Deep Blue Sea 3?!?! that came out this year?? I have GOT TO see that mess.
Eight Legged Freaks feels like it maybe on the same wavelength. Retro review? 🕷️
When the doctor lady jumps into the water near the end.... like why? There was literally no point
Yaaaaaacht Queen!
Definietly down togo to Sharkcamp.
hand me down the shark repellent bat spray!!!!!
FYI : Oregon Trail, as well as any other classic computer game, can be found on Archive.org for free.
archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990
DEEPEST! BLUEST!
I know this isn’t a shark movie but could you review “The Craft” (1996) 🖤🖤🖤🖤
Short blonde hair bad wetsuit lady is the actress who played younger Teensy in "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood."
Speaking of Paul Walker you have to absolutely see Tammy and The T-Rex. It is Paul Walker's first movie or one of them he is like 17 and Denise Richards. I wont say anymore because it is too bonkers to spoil. It is terrible and awful but campy and "scary" and fun.
We did a viewing party of it! (And a review coming soon-ish)
@@MovieBitches yay! It is bonkers!
OMG thank you for reminding me about this movie!
@@noothankyou you are welcome. It was for a bit on Showtime demand. That is how I found it.
No, you are totally wrong. This is not a normal horror movie like Jason, because a secondary black character lives at the end. Conclusion: this horror movie was ahead of its time.
i remember the theme song for this by LL and thats it
I feel like the titles should be “Meteor Sharks” and the sequel “Meatier Sharks: Asteroid Attack”
The poor sharks. They may have been "smart", but still couldn't read. They needed The Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. 🤓
Also this review could have been called, Andrew has Questions. 🦈❔
I thought it was Violet Chachki in the thumbnail
you say only the evil people die in Jurassic Park, but Sam Jackson is eaten, and so is the hunter that is rightly suspicious of the raptors (clever girl)
But they were also both working for the park and on board with questionable decisions… evil? Prob not. But innocent? No
@@MovieBitches sure, that's fair, they definitely made questionable life choices lol
Frightenly the pitch they did at the beginning with the asteroid noshark and death of the dinosaurs etc isn't the worst thing I've heard. Easily half the made for ScyFy movies are worse than that pitch. I would actually not be surprised if this story line winds up in a made for ScyFy movie.
Ok, so I thought this was that LL Cool Jay Shark movie. He made a shark movie right?? Am I crazy? I know he made some movie where he was in an underwater submarine research station.
Edit: I was fucking right! I thought he had a much bigger role but I guess not.
Also, you joke about smart crazy people writing in dry erase marker on the walls and windows, but I went to college with one of those exact people. We didn’t know when he slept, until we found out that...he didn’t.
From the recommended section for this video I just found out there is a Deep Blue Sea 2
And I searched it up and they recently released Deep Blue Sea 3
@@Jays6926 They really missed their chance of calling them "Deeper Blue Sea" and "Deepest Blue Sea"
@@jaso4455 and if there is a 4th one deeper, bluer sea 😂😂
@@Jays6926 or it could be "Deeperer Blue Sea" in the vein of "Dumb and Dumberer"