First Date With A Taylor Swift Fan

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  • @wildhog4251
    @wildhog4251 2 месяца назад +1415

    So that's basically ladies' version of being a Tool fan? xd

    • @aliasfakename2267
      @aliasfakename2267 2 месяца назад +14

      Wonder how long before she's singing from behind a curtain? 😅

    • @wildhog4251
      @wildhog4251 2 месяца назад +8

      @@aliasfakename2267 She might as well be goooone ;-)

    • @DragonKnightX12
      @DragonKnightX12 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@aliasfakename2267And screeching about cellphones.

    • @cheezyridr
      @cheezyridr 2 месяца назад +5

      bull's eye

    • @queencrimson9604
      @queencrimson9604 2 месяца назад +26

      Ladies with taste listen to tool 🙊

  • @RudyAyoub
    @RudyAyoub 2 месяца назад +733

    yea went exactly as expected

    • @HannahJane_music
      @HannahJane_music 2 месяца назад +28

      now do arab dad's version

    • @El.Sasquatcho69
      @El.Sasquatcho69 2 месяца назад +6

      When we getting a Nik nocturnal Collab !?

    • @EpicTetsu
      @EpicTetsu 2 месяца назад +3

      I wish I was a 🐴

    • @SlashRfnR
      @SlashRfnR 2 месяца назад +6

      "Habibi, John Mayer is a real artist" *puts shades on and walks away*

  • @stevemuzak8526
    @stevemuzak8526 2 месяца назад +443

    Imagine a date : Taylor Swift fan and TOOL band fan.

    • @loganstrickler
      @loganstrickler 2 месяца назад +21

      Both equally obsessed with something that's kinda middle of the road

    • @nicovespruzzi6963
      @nicovespruzzi6963 2 месяца назад +20

      @@loganstrickler TOOL is not middle of the road you gatekeeper

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 2 месяца назад +12

      @@nicovespruzzi6963 and TS isn't good enough to be considered middle of the road lol

    • @nicovespruzzi6963
      @nicovespruzzi6963 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Vivi_9 Very true, TS had a freak accident and isn't even on the road

    • @kerbalscuffedprogram4705
      @kerbalscuffedprogram4705 2 месяца назад +9

      @@loganstrickler Tool? Middle of the road?

  • @zamkowicz
    @zamkowicz 2 месяца назад +725

    Me explaining every reference and hidden meaning in Dream Theater's Octavarium (2005):

    • @MpSniperM1911
      @MpSniperM1911 2 месяца назад +18

      thanks for instigating my curiosity.

    • @jul14ns15
      @jul14ns15 2 месяца назад +8

      Me literally today

    • @AndreyOrochi
      @AndreyOrochi 2 месяца назад +11

      We're all having severe Dream Theater flashbacks out here :D

    • @user-il4ul5js3v
      @user-il4ul5js3v 2 месяца назад +15

      Dream theater is not nearly talked about enough by youtubers(except become the knight)

    • @erikrevier4053
      @erikrevier4053 2 месяца назад +2

      I was going to post this exact same thing.

  • @firstnamelastname5435
    @firstnamelastname5435 2 месяца назад +542

    As a metalhead there’s something I think we can all take away from this. Nobody cares. Don’t shove shit down people’s throats.

    • @Evsta
      @Evsta 2 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/user/shortsW4mUXYlMnCM

    • @cheezyridr
      @cheezyridr 2 месяца назад +9

      tell that to rob halford 😆

    • @nysm6661
      @nysm6661 2 месяца назад +1

      Thank you

    • @El.Sasquatcho69
      @El.Sasquatcho69 2 месяца назад +1

      This is me I really get into music from bands but sometimes I can't even remember the songs 😅 like how do people retain all this useless information

    • @sutoneru-sama9836
      @sutoneru-sama9836 2 месяца назад +22

      You're wrong. People LOVE learning about Tony Iommi's fingers. Trust me ! My imaginary friends ask me to tell the story every night

  • @me_kevin
    @me_kevin 2 месяца назад +290

    oh c'mon, i was waiting for something like " welp, infant anihilator it is "

  • @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH
    @BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH 2 месяца назад +149

    This is probably how people feel when I talk about metal

    • @nicolaswutzmusic
      @nicolaswutzmusic 2 месяца назад +7

      Yea, my mom's boyfriend doesn't seem to enjoy my 20 minutes long Gojira rants.. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jbonaful
    @jbonaful 2 месяца назад +93

    Fuck, this is me explaining metal to my son.

    • @griefforest1870
      @griefforest1870 2 месяца назад +2

      Same, anytime anyone mentions anything about Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Dio, Rainbow and adjacent bands I have to remind myself not to ramble on for more than 5 minutes or not to send 10 texts or else I might scare people off...

  • @user-cf1ov2qp2i
    @user-cf1ov2qp2i 2 месяца назад +44

    Death by a thousand cuts sounds like samurai metal debut EP

    • @darksecret965
      @darksecret965 2 месяца назад +7

      It sounds like a Death song from Human or Individual Thought Patterns

    • @Jimbot001
      @Jimbot001 2 месяца назад +7

      There is a bullet for my valentine song but Taylor has the heavier lyrics lol

    • @jøy_what_riley_loves_the_most
      @jøy_what_riley_loves_the_most Месяц назад +1

      @@Jimbot001 Kudos for mentioning bullet

  • @aliasfakename2267
    @aliasfakename2267 2 месяца назад +143

    I can't imagine being so involved in a celebrities life, I'm lucky if I remember all the band members names.

  • @sega.milkis
    @sega.milkis 2 месяца назад +261

    Swifties replace their own memories and life experience for Taylor's. Like brain cancer, she devours them

    • @MpSniperM1911
      @MpSniperM1911 2 месяца назад +6

      deep.

    • @Zakk_Ross
      @Zakk_Ross 2 месяца назад +18

      I think meat canyons cartoon captured this idea well.

    • @xexinhuxD
      @xexinhuxD 2 месяца назад +2

      Yup that amazing meat canyon video is deep in my mind almost frame by frame 😂

    • @MpSniperM1911
      @MpSniperM1911 2 месяца назад +1

      SPAM❗❗❗❗

    • @banzaipersonal
      @banzaipersonal 2 месяца назад +2

      I’ve missed these sketches

  • @ericbrass3434
    @ericbrass3434 2 месяца назад +90

    The way he grabs that fork... like he's about to end it all. 😅

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 2 месяца назад +54

    It’s just wild how all the discussion about Taylor are based on her exes and personal life. None of it is about the musical content itself.

    • @user26344
      @user26344 2 месяца назад +10

      because they don't want to admit that the music is cookie cutter and she's an average vocalist. it goes against the narrative that taylor can do no wrong

    • @benceszinak3680
      @benceszinak3680 Месяц назад +1

      yeah because there is no musical content lmao

  • @israelrosario3922
    @israelrosario3922 2 месяца назад +41

    Bruh…. Find me a woman who is into any artist like this and I’m sold

    • @MoonDevoured
      @MoonDevoured 2 месяца назад +4

      I mean.. go to a TS concert. 😅🫡

    • @sinnerboy6009
      @sinnerboy6009 2 месяца назад +8

      Not Taylor swift tho 💀

    • @TheNamesFathom
      @TheNamesFathom 2 месяца назад +5

      I hope you like sleep token lmao

    • @israelrosario3922
      @israelrosario3922 2 месяца назад +2

      @@TheNamesFathom I do!
      Future ex boo. IS DAT YU?!?

    • @TheNamesFathom
      @TheNamesFathom 2 месяца назад +1

      @@israelrosario3922 I’m a dude I’m just saying the amount of women who are THAT into sleep token is way higher than you’d expect

  • @nope8827
    @nope8827 2 месяца назад +106

    I think I just found out why I don't get girls
    I'm just like that girl when I talk about avant-garde metal

    • @CreativeMindsAudio
      @CreativeMindsAudio 2 месяца назад +32

      i think anyone who has a hyperfocused passion about anything is like this. it's cute imo. Just wish people could be this passionate about up and coming artists who aren't making a ton of money. and i wish half of what was said was about the music vs the drama.

    • @ericbrass3434
      @ericbrass3434 2 месяца назад

      @@CreativeMindsAudio Yup. Like Hotel Ugly.

    • @20cmusic
      @20cmusic 2 месяца назад

      Or you're just homosexual 😮

    • @synkronized
      @synkronized 2 месяца назад +1

      @@CreativeMindsAudioi am this passionate ab my favorite 90s underground rappers and lts kinda embarrassing how long i can talk ab them

    • @CreativeMindsAudio
      @CreativeMindsAudio 2 месяца назад

      @@synkronized tbh 90s rap was the best rap. aside from some of the misogynistic stuff, but that's kinda always been there. and underground music is often much better than mainstream stuff.

  • @blake.everyday
    @blake.everyday 2 месяца назад +27

    "What do women like...." same brother same

    • @pantheratigris3555
      @pantheratigris3555 2 месяца назад +3

      Just ask them. There are millions of women who listen to death metal, hard trance, punk rock, hard rock, hip hop and so on.

    • @johnmcconnell474
      @johnmcconnell474 15 дней назад

      @@pantheratigris3555hahaha. “Just ask them”. Bruh the oldest joke in history is girls don’t know what they want 🤣

  • @musicmadness2068
    @musicmadness2068 2 месяца назад +24

    Oh my god, this is literally the most relatable thing I have ever watched, my gf loves Taylor swift and I sat there and listened to all of her Taylor knowledge and it had me crosseyed because of how everything has some kind of crazy meaning, or doesn’t and is just some wild speculation, and I played wild blue by John Mayer and she told me why he was a horrible person, and just wanted to listen to my blues, love her though, she’s just obsessed

    • @meagainokay7673
      @meagainokay7673 2 месяца назад +8

      Run Forrest, run!

    • @MoonDevoured
      @MoonDevoured 2 месяца назад +8

      a shame you can't insult a musician she likes but she can insult one you like. love is love though

    • @lynxlubbpeeps
      @lynxlubbpeeps 23 дня назад

      ​@@MoonDevoured Well it's not like she said Mayer wasn't talented did she. She said he was a horrible person, which, valid judging on the controversy surrounding the guy. Guystill gets to decide whether the things Mayer is accused of is bad enough he'll still listen to the music (I only know what u get from a cursory google search).
      Like I'm not gonna be listenin to someone who's committed SA, but probably will someone who is generally an asshole to fans when approached outside of a concert.

  • @saltypotatochip4707
    @saltypotatochip4707 2 месяца назад +8

    Just realized this is exactly how i sound to other people
    when talking about anything i like

  • @lightningmonky7674
    @lightningmonky7674 2 месяца назад +4

    The fact she listened to enchanted after meeting her man is really sweet

  • @ajd3391
    @ajd3391 2 месяца назад +17

    As a man married to a taylor swift fan I can confirm all of these details are true. She used to listen to bring me the horizon, blood brothers, underoath etc. too. Times change lmao

    • @sherochafernando6346
      @sherochafernando6346 Месяц назад

      I watched this video where two guys try to guess whether a lyric is BMTH or Taylor Swift. It was quite interesting.

  • @miladsoufi
    @miladsoufi 2 месяца назад +28

    Good thing you never reached a movie night stage and suggest a jake gyllenhaal movie😂

    • @aliasfakename2267
      @aliasfakename2267 2 месяца назад +3

      Donnie Darko it is

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 2 месяца назад +1

      Roadhouse 😂

    • @BFG-hv2ml
      @BFG-hv2ml 2 месяца назад

      What's wrong with Jake? do girls obsessively love him in US ?

    • @FonzieReloaded
      @FonzieReloaded 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@BFG-hv2ml from my understanding, he used to date Taylor Swift and her fans also hate him

    • @MatthewStevensOrMattDave
      @MatthewStevensOrMattDave 2 месяца назад

      @@BFG-hv2ml He dated Swift when she was very young and was apparently an awful boyfriend. IIRC he was in his mid-thirties at the time and she was 19 or something, and he would humiliate her in front of his friends among other things. I don't remember all the details but NGL it's not Chris Brown beating the life out of Rihanna, Gyllenhall was just kind of a terrible boyfriend and a bit of a creep.

  • @jakenielsen88
    @jakenielsen88 2 месяца назад +12

    Great video Jared!!! Glad to see you back

  • @kimheidari8568
    @kimheidari8568 2 месяца назад +8

    This is me talking about my Metal play list and my Metal favorite artist 😂😂😂

  • @DeadshotXer0616
    @DeadshotXer0616 2 месяца назад +5

    Great stuff as usual! Glad you're back making content on RUclips!

  • @biscuitkrueger3321
    @biscuitkrueger3321 2 месяца назад +137

    Worst date ever

  • @howlrabbit5648
    @howlrabbit5648 2 месяца назад +10

    Bwahahaha! that’sa lot of stuff I didn’t know about Tayler Swift and look forward to forgetting tomorrow. What’s so wrong with John Mayer? lol

  • @GuitarIsFun-iz7yu
    @GuitarIsFun-iz7yu 2 месяца назад +29

    Taylor Swift is like steve vai for guitarists

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 2 месяца назад +79

    Today's Fact: In 1986, a man named Harold Holt, who was the Prime Minister of Australia, went swimming and was never seen again; years earlier, a character in a novel by Tom Clancy also named Harold Holt was a CIA agent who disappeared.

    • @BigBeavrSlayer
      @BigBeavrSlayer 2 месяца назад +12

      Also today is the 31st anniversary of Waco massacre

    • @MrPukerman
      @MrPukerman 2 месяца назад +8

      And my grandma birthday 🎉

    • @045jerson7
      @045jerson7 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@MrPukerman I hope ur Grandma had a wonderful day ❤

    • @Blenderbarn
      @Blenderbarn 2 месяца назад +2

      @@MrPukerman happy bday to your grammy!

    • @eddyrashid7853
      @eddyrashid7853 2 месяца назад

      Which Tom clancy book should I start?

  • @istoleyourporch
    @istoleyourporch 2 месяца назад +5

    God I’ve missed this Jared!❤❤❤

  • @gouedallica
    @gouedallica 2 месяца назад +4

    You BROKE the 180° rule ! ! omg

  • @mattx322
    @mattx322 2 месяца назад +2

    Good god man, please make more content. This is gold.

  • @pjdava
    @pjdava 2 месяца назад +6

    Jared Dines, Yay! I liked this video so much, it made me smile!

  • @user-qj4vg9gq5m
    @user-qj4vg9gq5m 2 месяца назад +3

    Jared this is gold. Thank you.

  • @SiCutler
    @SiCutler 2 месяца назад +1

    Love this and live this. Also youtube then followed with an advert to get me to watch the eras tour on Disney+😂

  • @7nochannel
    @7nochannel 2 месяца назад +5

    Actually love people that are this passionate ♥

  • @joshuabridges1597
    @joshuabridges1597 2 месяца назад +2

    Its giving "And this one time at band camp".

  • @seansmodernlife9823
    @seansmodernlife9823 2 месяца назад +2

    NGL as a music nerd, i always love hearing the backstory behind songs, even if its artists I dont listen to

  • @BenAck912
    @BenAck912 2 месяца назад +9

    You really brought Amy Winehouse back to life.

  • @starfishphoenix7352
    @starfishphoenix7352 2 месяца назад +2

    about 1 minute in I started to zone out 🤣

  • @Unearthlywhales
    @Unearthlywhales 2 месяца назад +2

    1:21 I'm jumping out the window, was nice knowing y'all

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades 2 месяца назад +18

    Thing is, I would love dating someone that's as passionate about music as I am even if it's music I'm not really into just as long as I'm shown that same respect.

  • @KeonPH
    @KeonPH 2 месяца назад +3

    Please do more music-related skits! 😂🙏

  • @Thronecrusher
    @Thronecrusher 2 месяца назад +2

    Yes! Good old Jared!

  • @SunfyreTV
    @SunfyreTV 2 месяца назад +2

    OMG HANNA😂10/10

  • @notedsinner3171
    @notedsinner3171 2 месяца назад +5

    Content ! Yes ! Give it too meeeee !

  • @EvenTheTrees
    @EvenTheTrees 2 месяца назад +2

    It's like me explaining all the Dance Gavin Dance/Swancore lore and history lol

    • @assleypenn9309
      @assleypenn9309 2 месяца назад

      Yaaaasss
      Please do a first date with a DGD fan, Jared 😂

  • @richterbelmont8532
    @richterbelmont8532 2 месяца назад +2

    Taylor Swift is actually really smart for re recording her masters to claim it as her own.

  • @sinistercinemareviews5420
    @sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад +2

    This is just someone who is passionate about something. This is how I am with film. This is how anyone who is interesting is. It is just if you vibe with what they are passionate about. She seems totally normal to me, just cares about what she loves. She isn't condescending, just trying to share her knowledge. We all do this.

    • @maxhydra6432
      @maxhydra6432 17 дней назад

      I'm this exact same way about comic book history. Geeking out with somebody willing to listen is one of the most bonding experiences you can have. Passionate rambling is cute!

  • @ScreenSpidah
    @ScreenSpidah 2 месяца назад

    Good ole fashioned RUclips skit. Love it

  • @vladimirshaw6789
    @vladimirshaw6789 2 месяца назад +1

    LMAO THE JOHN MAYER AT THE END

  • @adamhawkins3036
    @adamhawkins3036 2 месяца назад +1

    Id rather date a chic into ACDC.. and she says ARE YOU READY!? Me HELL YEAH!! Conversation over

  • @karlotolentino0723
    @karlotolentino0723 2 месяца назад

    last one got me HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @joelprince4635
    @joelprince4635 2 месяца назад +1

    Holy yappington of the yappingtrons🤣💀💀☠☠

  • @StoneHoller
    @StoneHoller 2 месяца назад +1

    THE BOY IS BACK!

  • @protocorpse
    @protocorpse 2 месяца назад +2

    Good conversation with coffee and dry salad always works

  • @mentaltelepathy24
    @mentaltelepathy24 2 месяца назад +1

    Lmaoooo - this was great

  • @namandhasmana
    @namandhasmana Месяц назад

    Welcome back bud

  • @andrewredbeard5500
    @andrewredbeard5500 2 месяца назад

    Nailed it

  • @captDymov
    @captDymov 2 месяца назад +1

    I swear to god, I'll never mock Taylor Swift fans again because I've just recognized myself in this lmao

  • @bored9260
    @bored9260 2 месяца назад +1

    i remember the famous sublime song on the bus ride home because my bus driver loves metal… daddy’s got a new .45 and the reruns of kryptonite… 🤔 god I miss high school.

  • @mrdfoutz
    @mrdfoutz 2 месяца назад +1

    🤣Dude, you owe me for some new drawers and sweat pants. I hope ya don't owe me for a recliner too! 😆💩😳

  • @CreativeMindsAudio
    @CreativeMindsAudio 2 месяца назад +2

    Everyone now must link a taylor swift fan to this video.

  • @aeksinsang932
    @aeksinsang932 2 месяца назад +1

    Exactly how the Swifties I teach guitar are! Stereotypes are often true!

  • @komradenikolai
    @komradenikolai 2 месяца назад

    Jared found a way to perfectly describe how I felt at Work yesterday when her new album came out and all my co-workers were Flipping out

  • @thomashoover9172
    @thomashoover9172 2 месяца назад +2

    They're so kind though!

    • @thomashoover9172
      @thomashoover9172 2 месяца назад

      How did you know my favorite TSwift song!?! Mind reader.
      And, that repress is pretty fucking punk rock

  • @MetalBowler
    @MetalBowler 2 месяца назад +1

    Thank God my wife listens to metal but she is also a Swiftie! Now I can understand the reference from the end of a Jared Dines video.

  • @d.n.3652
    @d.n.3652 2 месяца назад +1

    I respect her passion and dedication to music, even if it’s something I don’t like

  • @DeFi_Tyranny
    @DeFi_Tyranny 2 месяца назад

    This is so accurate😊

  • @draleigh8881
    @draleigh8881 2 месяца назад +4

    Who's the chef??? POPEYE!???

  • @noot6230
    @noot6230 2 месяца назад

    Literally had tan identical conversation with my sister and I never felt more brain dead in my life

  • @ww2fighterwermacht
    @ww2fighterwermacht 2 месяца назад +1

    You didn't even get to touch your bowl of spinach 😭

  • @blokkadeleider
    @blokkadeleider 2 месяца назад

    At l;east she had a lucid moment in the end. 🤣

  • @danielsgrunge
    @danielsgrunge 2 месяца назад

    She would literally be the most reasonable taylor swift fan ever and Im not even kidding

  • @Dhruv1223
    @Dhruv1223 2 месяца назад

    @1:40 woke up with morningwood on my birthday and family decided to surprise me early in the morning? Song for that?

  • @andret.9826
    @andret.9826 2 месяца назад +1

    Damn, that's a lot of lore, kinda impressive

  • @tjtheedge29
    @tjtheedge29 2 месяца назад

    RUNNN KING

  • @falconer7447
    @falconer7447 2 месяца назад

    *shakes intensely and digs nails in table HEAVILY!!!!!!!*

  • @bvq330
    @bvq330 2 месяца назад +1

    Prog fan:
    "Oh, don't talk to me about concept albums."

  • @IlliterateBreadsTV
    @IlliterateBreadsTV 2 месяца назад

    This is me talking about math rock with my friends

  • @williesmithiv6605
    @williesmithiv6605 Месяц назад

    More guitar collab

  • @HalfDuck
    @HalfDuck 2 месяца назад

    Someone mirror the reaction shots and reupload pls

  • @SpudsMcGeese
    @SpudsMcGeese 2 месяца назад

    This also sounds like every Sleep Token fan I've talked to.

  • @lightningmonky7674
    @lightningmonky7674 2 месяца назад +1

    We sound the exact same way lmfao

  • @KeonPH
    @KeonPH 2 месяца назад +1

    Sounds like a nightmare. 😂

  • @calebmeierhofer8614
    @calebmeierhofer8614 2 месяца назад

    jared your AWESOME

  • @Samuel-oq8gn
    @Samuel-oq8gn 2 месяца назад +1

    King Taylor and the Lizard Swift lore drop

  • @Hangmans_Joke94
    @Hangmans_Joke94 Месяц назад

    Jared. If it's not too much trouble, can we as fans get some lyrics for turned to stone. Thanks

  • @DrowningFish-vv4po
    @DrowningFish-vv4po 2 месяца назад

    “Sorry this isn’t gonna work, check please”

  • @salembeats1875
    @salembeats1875 2 месяца назад

    Yes the lore lol

  • @dhs8606
    @dhs8606 2 месяца назад

    I had a date with a swift fanatic and she explained the Taylor's version for 10 minutes. Afterwards I showed her forgotten by Plot in You

  • @SupraTompan
    @SupraTompan 2 месяца назад

    That's some incredible acting, really.

  • @NPC-Gamer
    @NPC-Gamer 2 месяца назад +1

    Basically our grandmas when the Beatles were big

  • @thesheepjones9352
    @thesheepjones9352 Месяц назад

    Could someone explain the ending joke? Did that guy get in a controversy with her or smt?

  • @nicolascaceres3529
    @nicolascaceres3529 2 месяца назад

    It was exactly like this

  • @hoofhearted4
    @hoofhearted4 2 месяца назад +1

    While I wouldnt give two shits about TSwift (sure I like some songs, but I dont care about any celeb that much), it would be cool to hear someone talk passionately about something they like. I can get that way with like video games and stuff.

  • @germanandreagiri3079
    @germanandreagiri3079 2 месяца назад

    The ending was gold, and I hate myself for knowing why

  • @ed278
    @ed278 2 месяца назад

    Every metalheads like Love Story

  • @jonissues1914
    @jonissues1914 2 месяца назад

    just play the Blank space cover from I prevail

  • @isaac.g_music
    @isaac.g_music 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm at 2:58. I'm waiting for the "GET. OUT."

  • @todd-co4zr
    @todd-co4zr Месяц назад

    To cool for school. Is that a Taylor Swift song😂