i tried to smuggle contraband through border security and this happened
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- i tried to smuggle contraband through border security and this happened
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Markiplier: pfft I can destroy earth easily.
Gray: hold my FULL LIQUOR BAR
Hold my spleens plush.
There you go
@@arandomperson3245 aww that's sweet thanks 😃 stay healthy my friend
*"WE GONNA THROW 20 EARTHS THAT ARE 1MM SIZE WITH THE SPEED OF LIGHT"*
Hold my budlight
Hold my corona...
Gray: O.K what else we got in here..
Google translate: hand sanitizer.
Spleens the Cat loves Hand Sanitizer.
@@colonoscopy1861 Yes I can see why, They share some ingredients probably. Maybe Florida Man can create hand sanitizer flavoured cocaine.
Colono, yes.
@@colonoscopy1861 AVC r g GG
Smuggling in 2020 be like:
Satan when Gray gets to hell: My lord I wasn't expecting you this early.
This is legit making me laugh my butt off.
Got you to 69. You’re welcome ;)
Just wanna say, Ima big fan.
@@_Funaroma Thank you.
@@flowerbed1106 Very good.
"Alright we're checking out the only game where-" honestly this intro is *so* close to beating "TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND-" in my ranks of my very favorite intros, and its rEALLY BEEN KILLING ME!
I will always prefer to hear Jack's intro, but Gray's is a good 2nd favorite
Grays my fav tbh jacks 2nd
I’ve never watched Jack but I’m probably gonna listen to his intro every single day when I wake up or I’ll set it as my alarm clock timer
“Your job is to keep the border safe”
“That’s not going to happen”
Papers please flashbacks
I almost expected to see a Mexican flag as the Hat Dance song plays, much like one of his earlier border patrol game videos. 😀
technically its safe from other people. there are no other people anymore. its not safe from him, tho.
I mean, he did arrest every person with contraband, along with a few innocent people. In any autocracy that's perfectly legal.
If they really want the border to be safe they shouldn't have hired Gray lol
I imagine someone walking by Grays' house and hears Gray talking to himself and making plans to murder everyone.
Gray: Stabs Russian man 13 times
Russian man: this is okay, i'll wash it off with some vodka
yourself two bots wow
ok, but what did I read this in such a fluent and perfect russian accent
@@cynicalbutterscotch6581 that's not a bot
Some body I guess oh the comments were deleted
Tis' but a scratch!
That "juvenile car" is a Fiat 126p. Pretty popular in Eastern Europe in the 80s. Tom Hanks collects them, too. It's so funny how baffled Gray was lol
Well, we know how Tom Hanks feels about juveniles.
On the other hand, he isn't too far off - the common nickname for that car is something similar to "toddler" (Maluch in polish).
gray:"take me with you! yes!"
car: *disapears*
Disappears*
Everyone just report the stupid bots
@@TinfoilHatWearer thx, i can't spell
Gray: Describes how to the play game
Also Gray: "That's not going to happen"
Gray!!! I saw a sims 4 ultraviolent mod
And I’ve never seen so much death that wasn’t caused by the player
So many guns, flamethrowers, machetes, karate, and blood
0:39 I can not stop laughing or watching this clip “I’d be like where’d you get your drivers license and he’d be like.” “what’s a drivers license?”
When you hear that, it's time to get out of the car
"Hey, you're awake! You were trying to cross the border right? Silence now, Gray will torture us a little later."
YeS
:grey I'm finnaly back :the new prisoner NO NNOO NNNOOOO GOD NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want to see Gray play Skyrim!! Or destroy Skyrim it’ll make Alduin run back into the time warp
@@NightHealer8284 yes lmao there are so many glitches in the game
@@NightHealer8284 he would probably love it
Gray: “Where did you get your drivers license?”
Guy: “What’s a driver’s license?”
Floridaman: “A card that tells police how many accidents you’ve gotten in. I’m 2 away from a new Jet ski equipped with a built in auto-accelerator and explosives.”
Me: *Sees the title* “I shall immediately see what chaos Gray has brought upon this game.”
*same*
Lol
I’m scarred- I look away from my electronic for a few minutes to continue to watch the video and I already get comments and likes- this is very unusual for me
😂😂 every time
Watching gray have so much fun makes me genuinely happy.
"I just want to kill people! Where's the kill people page?!"
Kinda says it all about Gray.
He also breaks reality
Dai Jun
Basically
i miss you to
He also destroy the whole world In 1 millisecond for fun
Gray's ability to break games is incredible. He should be hired to play test everything.
"Have you been drinking!?"
"Nooo..."
"Well make sure you start"
Me: *Sees gray posted*
Also me: *Lets see who Gray screwed over this time!*
Nightfall the Bloodless yeah
He’s a Psychopath
Michelle Rossman thats an understatement
Correction: gay
graystillplays to do list : screw up so much in every game that people think I have issues and need to be taken to a psych ward ✔
Gray: “Have you been drinking?”
Sergeant: “No.”
Gray: “Well you better start.”
I watched this whole video the moment it was released, and I have already laughed at this line over 30 times.
Or as gray would put it, ROOKIE NUMBERS!
Game: Exists
Gray: *No game is safe from my wrath.*
I'm sorry you got a bot
Reported it :)
@@erm_honestly Dude, stop, he wasn't a bot
@@Blasting_Blaze it's one of those sex bots
Gray: "Lemme ask you something: do _all_ of your tires _smoke?"_
Me: "As if doing sick wheelspins and drifts wasn't addicting _enough..."_
I have no idea why he makes the best content, makes every thing negative positive, WOOO FOR FLORIDA!
The games makers: “how many lives do you want to ruin?”
Gray: “YES”
So ture
Gray: Smuggling contraband through border security
Me: interesting
And?
Keep it at 69 likes plz
4:39 The sound of excitement from gray is so rare but it’s too funny
Just was on a binge session on grey. More greystillplays dammit!
This was one of the best videos I've every seen from you Gray. This was fantastic! Well done finding this gem of a game. I really want you to come back to this when it gets updated so you can cause even worse things to happen.
lol everyone runs faster with a knife , kids these days wouldn't understand
Yes They Won't If We Don't Teach them
Ikr
They sure do run faster when you chase them with a knife in your hand.
I want to understand
@@eagleheart2203 look up "FPS doug" young padawan
5:25 HAND SANITIZER LMFAOOOOOOOOO
when you try to smuggle contraband through border security: you go to jail.
when Gray tries to smuggle contraband through boarder security the world collapses and aspect people scream in terror
Colono, I love having you set off fireworks in a basement house in Sims 4.
@@fatraccoonman good times. @Ariel Dreemurr, Look at my skull, what do you think my memory is like (it selective and random). @agency series, everyone has their kinks
ah Colono my handsome friend would you like some Cokaine Light?
1:50 proof gray is good at his job
5:40 instant joy.
I love that when you wonder "What would happen if I press the big red button" or "would it effect the storyline if I launch this nuke?", Gray is the person you go to for the answers without consequences lmao
when your so early that graystillplays hasnt messed up the world already
🌹💓💟🔴
but he has! he started 10 months ago
😂
12:06 when there's no candy in the back of the strangers van
10:26 -
Of course there is!
He works for you Gray.
Do I need to say more?
"do you have epilepsy?" yes. yes, i do gray. thanks for that.
3:20 maluch the best
11:31 rut roh raggy!!!!!!
Gray: So I started to figure out ways to break games and...
@LILY ! I WANT SЕЕХ ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ JESUS- THE BOTS ARE MULTIPLYING
Wait...there are bots that want to SHOW people BIDYBABS?! *RUclips please...ban every bot except the nice ones that don’t ask for subs*
@@L0c0Glono These bots usually link you to sites that can steal your private information, kind of like when you accidentally click a link on a site and the link looks something like tties.widk/ip-stealer/iwksp7wk2whwn, or sometimes the sites will ask you for your credit card information to "prove you're over 18", so technically they don't exactly want to show you p0rn, but rather steal your info by making you think you will see p0rn
Oh...I get ittt
I honestly love how much fun grey has breaking the game 😂
The last time I was this early the world wasn't being assaulted by every natural and man made disaster possible
OMG dude. I don't think I've ever met a RUclipsr more hilarious than Gray, besides Neilogical! I literally laugh at every video Gray makes. Even if there is violence involved.
me watching GrayStillPlays: nice
Gray: ThER3's AR e N0 SEATBELTS
Gray: *sees a knife*
Game: "Use the knife to cut seat upholstery"
Gray: *slowly removes knife from someone else's skull*
0:02 this is america
Ikr
don't
It’s Russia comrade
8:30 when gray tastes blood in a game for the first Time is the best literally ever
12:00 dude was burning rubber
3:26 I almost choked on my animal crackers dammit!!🤣
Forget the time stamp. This entire video is pure gold, and totally worth the risk of choking on animal crackers
He wouldn't be Gray if he didn't break vehicles and slaughter the owners. lol
0:45 guy looks like one of nikocado avocado’s thumbnails
Man it's been a while without sims 4
I mean, don't get me wrong gray, i love these videos and i actually really enjoyed them
But we haven't had sims 4 for a while now
You mean we havent had SPLEENS for a while now
but yes i agree im already living in fear that Gray has forgotten about me and the others who are supposed to be tortured to death right now
Karen: "check in the back for x product"
The back: 2:03
Grey: beats Russian man with a crowbar
Russian man:
Vhis is nathing! Reminds me of Voy Scouts!
No one:
The American police: 6:14
Gray's ability to break games is incredible. He should be hired to play test everything.
You legit just stole that but ok
“Malnourished John Wick” I sprayed my water everywhere. I never do that!
Gray: is there alcohol in that coffee?
Me: Gray its russia, why wouldn't there be alcohol in the coffee?
Gray: smells underwear
Gray..........
SMELLS LIKE CRIME!!!!!!!
What if he can smell crime!?
@@omdahlre he smells his own crime... by SMELLING IT!
I'm having fun just watching how much fun Grey's having from this. It's like Christmas came early for him.
dude guacamole shouldn’t cost extra at chipotle fr
ThePerfectShadow ツ ?
"that's not going to happen" I love that line
I just wanna see him play a game with no violence or power over others
That would be his ultimate suffering
I swear he used to play games like that. Go through his videos from oldest to newest and click around.
See, you have suspicious people who are probably smuggling..... and you have regular people just going about their day.... Gray is the only one who seems to realise they're all equally guilty of not liking, subscribing and hitting that bell icon
That's why I have
Nobody: ...
Grey: I just wanna kill somebody wheres the kill somebody section
See, Gray has an amazing sense of intuition.
He figures out that you can swing a knife and immediately knows he must attempt to stab someone.
“Your job is to keep the border safe”
Pretty much what is not happening today then
Omg its a stampede of sex bots
Actually WTF
SWEET DEMONS, THESE BOTS ARE EVERYWHERE-
Holy crap! These bots are multiplying!
@@Deadhousep1ants Ikr, I counted at least 21 bot comments so far-
2:14 "Someone forgot to pay electric bill" Nikolai- Kino DER Toten Black ops zombies
Hey gray I’m on a road trip and just entered Florida, any survival tips?
Come to brazil
Stay away from Pasco County
Do not go to Brazil
Got a vest
Buy plenty of Budlight and the gators won't eat you
The creepy police man driving: what’s a drivers license
Gray: whonder where he got his driver license from
cop: whats a driver license?
*SNIFFf* “Smells like crime” -GrayStillPlays 2020
Oh look my dad that left to get milk is in this vid!! That's where hes been for 8 years :D
Ah look my master went missing for days this is where hes been for the last million years!
This is so great “ wait I can swing this knife ...come here”
When gray uploads the most horrific , torturous and satanic episodes, it does put a smile on my face
God this is HILARIOUS!!!
Also, where is a good place to get sound effects for a vid? Wanting to try my hand at making content and would like some stupid stuff to add in depending on the stuff I'm showing :3
The way he censored the word cocaine to “hand sanitizer “ made me laugh so hard 😂😂
You beat people with a crowbar until the crowbar broke. Just imagine how many beatings that would take.
I feel like Gray once did this.
for real tho, he playing something that was kinda like this but what was it?
ahh i found it. I was thinking of border force
I believe both games were heavily inspired by Papers, Please, too ^^
Gray’s immediate surprise when he goes to cut the guy and it actually does damage kills me every time 5:39
6:47 no one:
Not a soul:
Gray: I like ya cut g
"Have you been drinking?"
"Nooooooo"
"Well make sure you start!"
-Gray 2020
All the people crossing the borders like:
👁👄👁
I also love how Gray just like breaks games on purpose and its just sooo funny. I LOVE IT
11:06
It ain't the mystery machine grey its the russian version of the mystery machine
4:06 when Gray drives his truck up and manages to get inspected by......himself
11:21 looks like you Gray lol
His into...that's the perfect "alright" I ever heard !!
Hey Gray, if you ever play this again, try to break yourself out of the map, I tried and its definitely possible.
7:02 " Surgeons.. have tools to perform surgery. *I am a type of surgeon.* "
That is genuinely an Oscar worthy line.
0:31 FOX NEWS
I can't stop laught in 8:40 hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Me: So, what did we learn this time, kids?
Game assets: *gray is a jerk!*
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I was talking about the bot in the replys I guess I should have been more clear
I literally thought he was playing correctly until the guy after his first arrest
You must be new here
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 not even close
Gray 13:20... you found the bastard who stole 1/2 the other guys beard... arrest him!!
gray just whacked sargent strebnikov's nose off 10:20
Ah, Gray the boarder guard dispensing justice with his trusty knife and pitchfork!
[Earl the Salty SEAGULL:] "While living out of his trailer like a true FloridaMan!"
Gray's like
Mrrrrrmmmmmghhhh *I SMELL CRIME WHERE TEH CRIME AT*
Breaking news: population of Ukraine reduced by 150%
@b phillip My dad's Ukrainian!