i got paid to kill people at work
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ABOUT: WAREHOUSE SIMULATOR
Manage your own warehouse and take care of receiving and sending orders. Become an expert handling the forklift and use it to do different tasks with it. Do missions transporting goods to different destinations with your truck.
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“You want to use just the tip”
“Shove it in as hard as you can”
“Now we’re deep inside”
*_*PornHub™ theme intensifies*_*
“I wanna see what happens when I get deep inside”
oooooh dawg
That got me. Bahaha
Thats what she said
Gray: **joins a game where you can control people**
Citizens: *Why do I hear boss music?*
Eh, more like dark souls music
No they hear screaming not far away
when the characters in the game see gray coming they don't see him coming from above but they see him coming from hell
GrayStillPlays: 1,000/1,000 HP
le 1234 million dollars is nothing but a billion is ok
Devs: Hey check out this new warehouse simulator we made.
Gray: You mean flight simulator.
Devs: What simulator?
Extremely underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣
Dev 1: "So Gray played our game"
Dev 2: "oh god what do we have to fix?"
this is very accurate cause grey always finds a glitch or 5
meant gray 😁 not used to it
this is an accurate representation of when gray plays literally any game
Gray can find glitches even in quality games
@@elvisekwosiobi7373 It's grey or gray, both are correct. The other one is used more in america and the other more in rest of English-speaking countries. Down to preference I guess.
Gray sees warning labels*
Gray- “ ah, the “to do” list”
Tyson Smith Vlogs
So true 😂😂
God why this so true
You say OSHA Violation, I say obvious validation
LOL
Genius
As someone who’s operated forklifts for a living, this is really satisfying yet triggering at the same time 😂
I can second that.
Honestly I think I'm most disappointed by how slow it goes. Lol. Our Nissan hauled ass. Used to kick the crap out of the CAT in races from one end of the ferry dock to the other.
Yup. I know what you mean.
I'm Asian
Did you watch Staplerfahrer Klaus?
Gray: Yeah while i was delivering coffee grounds i ended up ripping a hole in the fabric of reality. Sorry
His supervisor: oh sh*t not again
"dammit my coffee sacks went limp"
Hi colono hows flordiman and gray
Say hi to Spleens for me, Tonsils.
Tonsils what do you see when your eyes look into your soul
There's two people called Tonsils and and Colono Scopy,I think I found heaven...Or Hell
Saturday, PoSsEsSeD BaBy,
Monday, PoSsEsSeD FoRkLiFt
Sometime later in the week, possessed cat, no, wait, that would be Spleens
This is so trbeuxhchddxbue
@@funnyboatgames9517 did you just have a stroke?
@@funnyboatgames9517 r/ihadastroke
Oh, hey colono. You doing good since gray hasnt tortured you in a couple days?
Tuesday's Unleashed Pandora
boss: unfortunatly grey, we have to let you go
Grey: why is that?
boss: well our OSHA guy had a heart attack and an aneurysm at the same time while watching the footage of your shift
Dev: “we’ll put the player asset below the forklift when the player is driving it, nobody will notice”
GrayStillPlays: “I’m about to ruin this whole man’s career “
So true XD
420 likes noice
Cool
Spooooooooo true
Pretty sure that's 'walking guy', and when you're on foot 'sitting guy' is just off camera above you.
Welcome back to: Lucifer playing human games before ending humanity again
This must be why everyone loves Satan!
@@suzychase5357 How about karens-
You forgot to add "again" at the end of it.
Not thats a great name for him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good morning detective
as someone who drove a forklift in a warehouse this is 100% accurate
But did you drive the forking INTO the warehouse
@@Sk1llett of course. I wasn't aware of any other way. 😉🤣
Makayla great just confirming it 👍
@Makayla I legit was hoping he would be able to drive off the dock... I saw people do it several times at work😂
You are eligible to become a president
7:39 “you wanna use just the tip”
“Ok now shove it in”
What am I watching again?
Someone MUST create a "Graystillplays out of context"
@@villiute it does exist, TWO even
Gray: *purposely tries to break games*
Also Gray: *acts like it's an actual supernatural event when they eventually do break*
Cause glitches are awesome
Sometimes
Employees *must* abide by the laws of physics!
"Yeah, that's not gonna happen."
- Gray
Gray is a Soulist confirmed
Nice profile pic. He's one of my favorite characters.
person one : " I just go for a jog every once in a while, nothing much "
Person two : " I lift weights "
Grey's character (buff) : " I do one push up for everything grey breaks. "
Lol
Jesus christ
I think that would be a terrifying workout. You do a pullup, push up, or other exercise whenever Gray breaks something or kills someone. You would be buff or dead in a month!
@@samuelcannon1697 new workout plan
He doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down
Game:exist
Grey: but can it kill people
How many workspace accidents do you want happen?
Gray: *YES*
Don't mind if I YES.
69th like
also GRAY:ALL OF THEM
It more like
Gray: Hell yea bi#ch
My mom:what chips do you want?
Me: *YES*
2:48
Forklift: QUICK gray isn’t looking RUN
🤣
"Well Gray, on one hand you destroyed tens of thousands of dollars of merchandise. But on the other hand, you redefined the laws of physics, so I am conflicted about firing you..."
you're a genius and a psycho take this paycheck and leave
Garystillplays : what laws of physics
@@sugarfuelledlad4396 who's gary?
@@sugarfuelledlad4396 gray not gary
In a real warehouse they would fire you because you broke physics. Then refuse to backfill the position because the remaining people are now overworking themselves to get the same workload done.
When the boss comes back I feel like he would just say this "what...the...actual... F**K
WHY, HOW, WHAT, WHY IS THE FORKLIFT IN THE CEILING AND THE PALLETS ALL OVER THE AIR
I don't know maybe bc my lack of funny skills just was so bad it was funny
That Safety Hemet Isn’t To Protect Dwayne, It’s To Protect Everything Else
From the SHEER RADIATION OF HIS UNGODLY BRAIN
Why the hell are all of the first letters for each word uppercase?
‘Cause Why Not?
@@justaviewer8328 Because it's not a newspaper article title
Lmao
Gray : *Sees forklift*
Gray : I am *S P E E D*
I Am S P E D
S P E E D
*do
XD
SPEED IS KEY!
“MY COFFIE SACKS WENT LIMP!” Only in a graystillplays video, only in a graystillplays plays video...
Well actually, It happens more often than not. Get like 4-6 Pallets of Coffee sacks in a trailer, Odds are they will have fallen over and you will have to spend time recouping it all.
11:23 "The question is never why. The question is why not."
Gray in a nutshell...
Gray: destroys physics and reality but still gets packages shipped in a timely manner
Meanwhile in Amazon's warehouse: ???
Gray: I wanna see what happens
Game: *hides in corner*
No no no
*Cowers in corner*
There fixed.
Forklift: *exists*
Gray: I want to send you to Mars.
Elon Musk: I'll watch your career with
great interest.
Game suggestion: Goat Simulator.
This game is really stupid and you can break the game soooo easily, honestly id pay to watch Gray break it
Ha funnies.
Buddy. That game was CREATED to mock Unity game glitches.
ID LOVE TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
Please do you zoom homework
Soo let's start a petition for this to happen
"Press F to Interact"
(presses F)
*Respects paid to forklift*
9:07 The one sentence that nobody would ever think of, but the one sentence everyone needs to hear
“Don’t mind me in just filing my teeth on the spinning wheels”
"The Only game where you can cause a lifetime of workplace accidents in 15 minutes."
Gray: I can do it in 13
You know, I found another Tuber playing a game I think you'd LOVE. It's called Death Coming.
The entire premise is to create highly unlikely situations to murder innocent people as your profession.
That's every game when Gray gets a hold of it.
That would mean that Gray played by the game's rules. I think we all know that isn't going to happen
Morgan ! So the Gray way to play would have him be merciful and helpful.
He should save that for next year as an April Fools joke.
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I fail to see Gray giving up an excuse to murder virtual people
A game bout killing people in horrible ways?
Gray can do what he does without breaking the game!?
He WILL play that!
“Alright so here we have the only game where”
Me: “So it begins”
I drove a forklift for 18 years,I've seen things i will never forget.
Creator: This is how to play the game
Gray: "That's not gonna happen"
"We're going to break this game. Why? Because I'm Gray."
Supervisor: make sure to use the fork lift safely and correctly.
Gray: What's this safely and correctly you speak of?
"Sir? Initiate a code gray, we have gravity defying forklifts again..."
Gray: sees warnings
Gray: "thanks for my to do list"
Being a forklift operator, I feel an aneurysm coming on
So this is not a realistic representation? I am disappointed.
Jane Dhoe no its not. Its a disgrace.
6:46 *I know this defies all the laws of physics...* *But you see, I never studied law...*
_”NOOW yer’ a-divin.’ “_
Games: so which human torturing game would you like?
Gray: Y E S
Me: a actual warehouse worker.
Greystillplays: this video.
Me: *chuckles I'm in danger*
In this game, everytime Gray tries to destroy reality, a zombie version of him keeps trying to rise from the grave to stop his sins. 😂
I love how he causes chaos in any and every way possible
It's why i keep coming back to this channnel practically every day.
2:36
Gray: No game can capture me!
Me: No game can escape you!
TRU
12:04 when the little kid you just kidnapped won't get inside the truck.
Because this is a Graystillplays video I'm not gonna ask I'm just gonna👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@henrymccane2600 ok
Relatable
Ha ha hol' up
things taken out of context:
"I just realized that you can move the camera _deep inside_ the truck"
"I appreciate that I'm not so much driving the truck as I am fondling it"
"crush me. _CRUSH ME_ "
"This forklift goes way higher than previously anticipated"
"There seems to be a limit to how much the game will allow you to penetrate the bars"
" *_Take the barrels_* "
"I have double jointed neck bones"
"c'mere pallet of barrels you're the next sacrifice"
"ONE OF THE PALLETS IS _L E V I T A T I N G_ "
I just have a notebook of Gray Quotes taken out of context and its the funniest thing ever. "GET IN THEREEEE!"
Gray: "a life time of work place accidents in 15 minutes"
Me: * checks video length *
Video: * not even 14 minutes long *
Me: "perhaps the archives are incomplete"
At this point, Satan is scared of Gray and won’t let him into Hell
I work in a warehouse... I will send this to one of our forklift drivers, I'm sure if he can forklift like this, it'll make the days a lot more entertaining.
So that's how it's like to be an OSHA-inspector
Nobody:
GreyStillPlays: danm it, my coffee sacks went limp.
"No game can capture Me!!!"
There's ways in unmodded Minecraft to trap a person where they can't die, and can't escape.
@Michael Harrison Because it means minecraft can trap his character. 😉
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 spectator mode also even if he played minecraft again he wouldn't play survival
Gray: *posts a video*
Death: JUST LET ME RETIRE ALREADY!!!
Hell yeah more gray to watch as the world is still bricks
Now we know what it’s like with gray as our god
Press F to interact? I've never heard paying respects be called interacting
"When he urinates in the toilet, he clogs it up"
Umm.. You should get that check out buddy.
“The question isn’t why, it’s why not”
*Aperture science intensifies*
Unity: makes a game.
Gray: well, yes but actually no.
Gray: downloads a game
The game: guess I'll die
I love when he give inanimate objects voices. Particularly when they are begging for their life lol.
12:17 Gray, you have no idea how happy you've made me just by mentioning my favorite book+movie
What’s your favorite book+movie?
Gray should play Yandere Simulator. That game was fricking made for him
Yep
Oh my god, yes!
Gray + Game = Death also destruction.
And we love it.
Gray: Uploads
Suicide Rates: Drop to zero
Oh hi! I hope your channel doesn’t get banned 😉
Omg Iove your vids!!!!
Oh sorry you forgot a 1 and a 0 on your number
Suicide rates drop to zero in our world, it's a completely different story in the world that Gray is playing in 😂
Oh hey, I love your content. Keep it up
Gray: Gets to use a forklift
Everyone: Runs
I like how he cant play a game without breaking it
Usually I’m a huge SIMS fan when Gray is playing, but this may be my favorite Gray video ever. Hilarious!!
Me after grey says “well we did it”
Does the suffering have to end so soon?
I came here soo fast, the audio wasn't even here yet
Damn! That is true dedication! Spleens/10
@@suzychase5357 Spleens/10. That's golden 👌
I had audio then i left for half an hour and **BOOM**
If Gray was Danganronpa character he would be junko
GrayStillPlays. The Ultimate Sims Destroyer
If somebody doesn’t make art of the I am going to kill all of my sims in the pool
Gray Enoshima!
Junko Enoshima, Florida Edition
What does this mean in someone not fluent in Weeb?
"Last month we lost 2000lbs of coffee beans."
"Yeah, I ground them up and snorted them."
Its not what happens that's funny, it's Gray 's reactions
"We'll break this game" slogan for this channel
No views, 97 likes, 14 comments:
Looks like RUclips is at the FULL LIQUOR BAR!
Either that or getting high with Spleens
LOL YES
I think you have to watch a certain amount for it to count as a view
TOTALLY ORIGINAL COMMENT
Blax omg I wonder who asked
9:12 “Bringin’ the disco to me!”
Gray: 12:26
Me: "Heh voom voom"
I love how gray somehow has the time in his day to actually break games, I love it!!
He brings us quality content.
"No joke our boy snorts protein for breakfast" almost snorts morning protein smoothie out nose
Gray: let’s play a game
Safety: well this is my day off
Danger: Well this looks like a job for me.
ツ Dîssäppøíñtîñg ツ Aren’t you the one who scammed me out 19,000
⌫
@@jonhcena5699 no I'm not a aspect of life
FINALLY IT TOOK A LIFE TIME TvT
Got it? Gray said in the start lifetime >:3
Mysticks •v• lmao
UvU
Heh
@@Asthmodeyus no
I love how Gray is like "yeah lets destroy the game" and 2minutes later he is like "lets actually do the job we were paid to do". FRICKIG ICONIC
"Now that we're deep inside. Yes. Rise up. Rise up my son!" ummmmmm.....
i don't think the person who made the model for the pallets have ever seen one before. the slats are 90 degrees off
I litterally just finished my warehouse job where i use a forklift all day just to come home and watch gray play a simulator of my job where he uses a forklift..
Employee's seeing grey as the player: it's been a good life.... No what are u doin no.No.NO.n.....
Gray, the only person who is so used to breaking physics he is completely unfazed and sees it less as a work place hazard and more of an award
As somebody who works in a warehouse and drives forklifts everyday, I’m buying this game and making a series about this, just making boxes consume my existence more than they already have
"Dammit my Coffee sacks went limp". This makes me wonder if some guys take Viagra with coffee...
@Warstar what in the God damn
"More puncturing holes in reality, damnit!" Just another day in the world of Gray.
0:27 *Ultra “UUUUUH?”*
Also, are these Thief Simulator assets with a new colour?
1:32 - 1:35 Figures. 😂
1:51 - 1:54 😂
2:47 - 2:52 😂 Okay yeah this isn’t the same folks as Thief Sim. Remember, you couldn’t get out of a vehicle while it was moving, with those guys.
5:14 “EE-*YEET!”*
6:28 Oh no... It’s *that* music! 😂
7:10 - 7:20 😂
8:17 - 8:24 😂
9:11 - 9:18 😂 Also, hey, a legit, hearty laugh from Gray. Always good to hear.
10:46 / 10:47 Okay. That small laugh there.
11:31 - 11:36 😂
11:44 - 11:58 😂
13:07 - 13:11 Oh hey, forklifts doing donuts on their own, *and* the annihilation of every safety law in the known universe. The folks over at GrayStillPlays HQ, sure do know how to treat a crowd!
thank you for letting me know where the best parts are🤣🤣
9:15 that's one genuine laugh right there! 😆
Working in a warehouse was a month-long slog through Hell that will probably pay off every venial sin that I'll ever commit. Watching this video is absolutely fantastic.
When Florida Man gets at job to use a forklift at an Amazon Warehouse.
"sounds like a job for me"
- Me
Ok you're hired
Ok you're hired
Okay you are hired for the job
My name is Fisher and my mom calls me fish
🐟
@@diazfamily7903 I thought she'd call you price
Hello everyone stay safe from corona hope you have a good day
Thanks you too.
Corona is fake news
corona fake
It's so nice to just open a graystillplays video and read such a wholesome message.
Thanks, dude.
@@TallulahSoie So all the people who have died, that doesn't matter? Yeah come on, stop being a troll!
The detail on that forklift is amazing. I think the person who made it has driven and crashed a forklift in a tight space before. The scrape marks are spot on
11:49
Um you know there's a meme for that right
11:49
Me: what the hell happened here?