i sold a fake lamborghini for $999,999,999
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- Опубликовано: 20 апр 2020
- i sold a fake lamborghini for $999,999,999
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Manage the world's most popular auto gallery.
Sell vehicles in your auto gallery that will appeal to customers. Grow your auto gallery and make it the most popular in the world.
Watch out, thieves are walking around! You can purchase various measures for your car gallery such as bodyguards and security camera.
There are many people and places to interact with in the city, where you can meet your various needs.
You can make a website by agreeing with freelancers. You can make a website by agreeing with freelancers, and attract more customers to your auto gallery by buying fake reviews. You don't just need to sell vehicles to earn money. Explore the city and set up your big auto gallery.
#Graystillplays
#indie
#simulation - Игры
"fear leads to debt, debt leads to hatred, hatred leads to unwanted pregnancies"
- Jedi Master Gray, 2020.
I mean I’m fairly certain Luke and Leia weren’t planned pregnancies so Gray might be onto
something
@@alexlasers1358 meanwhile in graystillplay
graystillplay: **laugh in a evil futuristic luxury**
I like this, because it's totally something a Grey Jedi might say XD
Amen.
Gray's ability to break games is incredible. He should be hired to play test everything.
He would break the hiring page and everything within the walls of internet
He should have named his RUclips channel greystillbreaks
@@Xxxbootyslayer_ no he got lucky that he didnt break the name system yet or youtube
same thing
Hehe
“Don’t just look at em, buy em!”
As a car salesman IRL, this killed me.
What cars do you sell
@@kaydengames3341 Hyundai/ genesis
@@JHunterLee cool
@@kaydengames3341 Only rotary engine Oniichans
@NARUTO only the best employees sell lambos
Imagine game develepors watching gray play these games, and they are motivated to literally make games for gray to play. That would be the greatest.
The game: allows unlimited title lenght
GrayStillPlays: hold my FULL LIQUOR BAR
Misterio 123 FULL liquor bar, please.
Don't you mean
Hold my *Full liquor bar*
Every damn time. He puts a paragraph 😂
Full liquor bar
Misterio 123 ya mean "hold my FULL liquor bar"
Game lead: Should we limit text length in our games?
Game dev: Nah, no one will be insane enough to write anything too long.
FloridaMan: So you have chosen death
More like
Gray: so you have chosen, novel
If there was no cap grey would crash the game every time
Gray:'We Yeet Your Meat,and by meat I mean money.Without money you will fall into debt.With debt comes hatred.And with hatred comes unwanted pregnancies.I will now write you all a poem.Roses are red,lambos are blue,if you walk into the yeet store your entire life is screwed.
@@gavatron8054 yeap graystillplay he will followed by billy mays and satan
gray was ahead of the time. his anti looting upgrades would have worked wonders
Who knew Captainsauce became a bodyguard. (2:44)
“More ruining kids college funds, damnit!”
The perfect synopsis for this game.
I see gray has been using his sadomasochism pills wisely. Oh that poor game and those poor npcs children
Adam Langfelder more Sims 4 please.
Justa Fungui ............no
how to finished task
1:using luxury to finished
2:?????????????????
Adam Langfelder is that funny lol
Salesman: How many Lamborghinis do you want? Gray: YES
yes isnt an amount
Its a joke
@@psychopancakeo5885 jokes contain humour
girlsdrinkfeck Now that’s a joke!
😂 oof
“It should be sold as priced” as he waits for the perfect moment to catfish customers and put them in everlasting debt.
Game name
Its just the best when gray notice that he can write limitless
Gray: “Alright, the gallery is closed”
Customer casually just gliding in without moving a muscle
People; **slides in next to him**
People; good evening
Hello ya
It's science we can't possibly understand 😮🤣
At this point i think i would believe any graystillplays title
Remy Bartels same
....what about “I decided to be nice for once”? I wouldn’t believe it
Of course
@@KiroChisa I just saw you somewhere
the matrix final version population is a on drug
Gray: _Scams the Customers_
Also Gray: "Not enough money? You lying bastards!"
Viewers: Grey, how many games have you alredy broken?
Grey: "Yes."
Gray:Slaps roof of car
Also gray: that will be $999,9999,999,999
.99
@@foopthehoop3103 fr
This bad boy cant fit anything!
@Greek Gamer36 those are rookie numbers. You gotta bump that up
@Greek Gamer36 you forgot the .99
The nissan-->nii-san-->oni-chan joke made me laugh way harder than it should
Skip nee-San just go straight to nii-san. Also pretty sure Kansai ppl say nissan casually
Nee-san dosen't really work it has a long A sound not long E like the word nay
"Hello sir, you look like you can use an Onii-Chan." Graystillplays around 9:25
I just relised how incredibly smart Gray is. He can always figure out a way to break a game. He should play some bigger games like GTA and try to break it.
Now he is being broken by GTA.
@@odd4565 Lol
Alternate title: “I trap people inside my auto shop while I sell them knockoff super cars”
“Cause unending emotional trauma” Gray, that sounds like every one of your videos
"If you walk into the yeet store your life is screwed"
yes
Ava
And those are the words of a god.
Gray: “When two trucks love each other...”
*Suddenly, Lemon Demon plays*
I scrolled for too long looking for someone to say something about Two Trucks
@@bigfishsmallshark Me, too, haha. Lemon Demon is so good
Are you Norwegian
Gray: "Should be sold a priced!"
also Gray: "we're not doing that here"
*That sad panda has seen some things. Things that pandas should never see.*
the panda has seen pandas doing it in bamboo or they killed every panda to get just one vodka
Sad Panda has seen more heartbreak and waning excitement than you could imagine.
Thats a fine day selling Onii-chan cars and enslaving customers, while your bodyquard is doing cardio inf front of a store.
"Onii-chan" cars what tf is that
@@KiroChisa Just look up what Onii-Chan means, Its not a car brand
@@justafoon it's probably a copyright friendly version of Nissan.
Simp for oniichan card
🧍♀️
7:45 The first ever car wasn't even made until 1886.🤣🤣
"Captain Tomato" how tf did Captainsauce get in the game???
Ok
Speaking of sauce him and gray should colab
@@eddykidplayzyt Yesss. I've beem thinking that for months
“Hatred becomes unwanted pregnancy” yikes
Ok so I wasnt the only one thinking that 😂
I think the words of Gray are beautiful.
Happened to me. Twice. 😪
@@Ziets damn
unwanted pregnancy becomes abortion.
Actually his poem should be:
“Ferrari’s are red
Bugatti’s are blue
Give Yeet all your savings & retirement
So spleens can get more cocaine”
Y’all give it a try, get creative. Inspire us.
@Sour Fish thank you! 😊
Ferraris are red
My store is pain
Gimme all your money
So spleens can have his cocaine
Lambos are red,
Caddys are blue
I have all your money
Sucks to be you.
Your blood is red
You're money is too
Give it to me
Or you're screwed
evos are red
subies are blue
my asshole is on fire
i have all the cocaine anyone can desire
If real life were a game..
Gray wouldve been the richest man in the world by now.
i love how you making everything in a nutshell like this everything that makes the video 100% more funny
Never let gray become a car dealer with his own dealership
I don't know it sounds like a good dealership with him running it 🤣
@@thatguyace3817 yup
If he can do this in real life, let him. Maybe it'll be fun!
@@ryudomesayonara5806 he'll cripple the american economy
@@NotAStormin that's the best part
Game: has a space for a name or other text
Grey: I’ve always wanted to be an author 😁👍
Adam was ahead of his time, it's 2023 and now his work is finished
“Alright”
That word will be not forgotten
1:30
They can’t see the last line, which is why they didn’t know they would get screwed
"Roses are red Lambos are blue if you walk into the yeet store your entire life is screwed"
True poetry
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾This needs more likes👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@@theylovetyaia739 that how we call big data byte
No grays is better
"When two trucks love each other very much."
*Lemon Demon intensifies*
"Car salesmen don't need bathrooms."
Exactly! they just go in the cars, say the queen of England did it, and raise the value!
Don't ask why, but employ a depressed panda. You'll find out what that means later.
@Tom, The Gobbler Of Worlds And Chickens usa has secret contained secret named is a florida
Bank balance: $8.00
Gray: *R O T A T E*
It's not even a minute into the game and he is already breaking the game. What a bug Master
GrayStillPlays:sells a car
BUT NO ONE USE A SINGLE CAR
All the customers up front must be practically yelling "Gray, please screw us over!!" 🤣
"Hello sir you look like you could use an Onii-chan"
GrayStillPlays, 2020
Welp, I cried, drank a milkshake, and now I’m watching graystillplays to cheer me up. It’s been a wonderful birthday.
I can’t wait to hear the car commercial for this dealer in traditional HIP HOP CAR COMMERCIAL FASHION.
Nobody:
Car dealership: we yeet your meat
Gray: "I have a plan."
The game: Oh god no-
9:25
Oniichan 420
no car in existence can beat that
As a car salesman, this is an accurate depiction of ALL car salesmen
I love when stuff surprises Grey. His reactions are always so freaking hilarious.
"double penetration, from both sides." - Gray 2020
This video made me laugh, so hard, I had to pause it!
imagine how many times the phone dealer had to say that name. imagine how long that call was.
It’s amazing that you’re still uploading in these times, stay healthy Gray
By the amount he uploads I'm starting to think this stuff is literally all he does
Well he said something about this being his new career a couple years ago...so....more than likely 🤔
"when two trucks love each other very much" lemon demon has entered the chat
4:39 reminded me of "Ya we did some off camera mining."
3:37
What part 3 of JoJo looks like to normal people
Ok
"Yare yare daze"
-Jotaro kujo
@@CrustedLizardLpaaAaAaaaAaa
Thank you for keeping positive and making is all smile
7:53 To be fair, Gray, ya stiffed me on the payment.
this video i can rewatch and not get bored of it
No one:
Literally no one:
Grays Panda: they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine but you just can’t get into it-
Me: tomorrow is long day
Gray: here, have a video!
Me: okay
*get's lost in grays videos for 6 hours*
Me: wait- ehh screw it.. ANOTHER ONE PLEASE
This is where I found GrayStillPlays and I still don't regret looking for car mobile games for android 2021
Nobody:
Gray: *_B A N K R U P T C Y T I M E_*
I LOVE your videos gray! I laugh every time!😂😂😂
Hey, Gray, still waiting on Kym Chen as a Sims character.
I love your joking around and starcasum.
Every channel needs a gray
Grey: All right...
Translation: Let's destroy this game.
The fact that they have a car brand called "Oniichan" is killing me
same
Omg I cried laughing as usual! Grade A review sir once again! Captain Tomato 🤣
the name for this dealership is not just a name, it is a frickin peice of art.
Remember kids, when you’re feeling down just remember that it could be worse! You could be in a GrayStillPlays video
THAT MADE MY DAY 😊
I read it as "we yeeb your meab"
I love it when Gray plays these crappy games 😂
Graystillplays always say something then say dammit😂😂😂
I spilled water on my keyboard a couple hours ago and this video made my day a little better
"Don't just look at em, buy em!"
Actually me, everyday at the dealership.
When you're not even trying to break the game and it falls apart anyway.
The one thing gray never forgets, Killing
And His Dammits
some of your bodyguards look like they have to pick up calls from cousins asking if they want to go bowling several times a week
That couple in front of the apartment building looked like they were about to go all Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon on each other.
If you can find a way to put that workout simulator game as an add-on to the dealership's basement you've got yourself the perfect game.
This keeps me up at night
nobody has even watched this whole video but we are commenting anyway!
i was here before you
lol m8
The top comment race is real
MILK
I got here at 3 views and 25 comments by the time I watched the video it was 11,800 views and 424 comment ...more comments damnit !!
Gray: If you walk into the Yeet Store then your life is screwed.
Citizens of Game: * YES*
I love the line every time it makes my day better: alright we’re checking out the only game that ________ __________. _____________ more ______ GodDammit!
Gray 1 year ago: taking down police with big vehicles
Gray now: destroying the universe by torturing every living organism in the worst ways possible then uploading it to youtube
“The name of this car dealer is called... Onii-Chan?”
This game is made up of men (and/or women) of culture.
Yes indeed
Very true
"This panda looks like he's been crying for the last ten years!"
Hey, i didn't know I was in this game!
Same.
Lol that Nissan joke was awesome.
I love it how he always roasts characters in the game and then sometimes he roasts himself back at 3:40
Imagine this is real this would bring back the stonks meme
onion bot as well
When Gray bought the second nerd, the first felt betrayed and left! xD 5:46
Gray straight up exploiting the game with no shame. Excellent.
People: *how to be rich*
Gray:
This is the way gray says but that is a lie everyone says time to kill everyone gray says😂😂😂😂😂😂
Catfish people
@@apmisapro5864 openai if advanced allowing npc to buy price high even smarter
@@apmisapro5864 openai if advanced allowing npc to buy price high even smarter