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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @honvstly_rosa
    @honvstly_rosa 5 лет назад +1347

    Such intelligent comebacks...the thing is I will forget them when the time comes by.

  • @nadzpasion7566
    @nadzpasion7566 5 лет назад +2374

    I gotta admit...I kept saying
    *OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH* at the ones that burnt me the most.

  • @brokenfrog2196
    @brokenfrog2196 5 лет назад +3521

    Teacher: Why do I hear talking?
    Me: Because you have ears..

    • @deleteduser6175
      @deleteduser6175 5 лет назад +25

      SAME I SAID THAT 2 ONCE

    • @samcabreros2454
      @samcabreros2454 5 лет назад +17

      OOOOOOF TEACHER GOT ROASTED

    • @stop9304
      @stop9304 5 лет назад +9

      Cus god gave me a mouth

    • @r4ndomth1ngz
      @r4ndomth1ngz 5 лет назад +7

      OMFG LMAO my teacher says that all the time so when shes not super pissed ill prob say that

    • @naigys
      @naigys 5 лет назад +1

      ANONYMOUS too bad so sad

  • @caseynase885
    @caseynase885 4 года назад +352

    Teacher:the bell doesn’t dismiss when you leave
    Me:then the bell doesn’t tell me when to go to class

  • @moreno88ify
    @moreno88ify 8 лет назад +10801

    Mom: Clean your room!
    Son: Its MY room!
    Mom: Its MY house!
    Son: If its your house, go clean it!

  • @DominicNieves
    @DominicNieves 8 лет назад +1448

    I must study these comebacks so when someone tries to roast me I can roast them back 10 times harder.

  • @JG-lr2nj
    @JG-lr2nj 7 лет назад +2755

    Mom "GO READ"
    Son *turns on subtitles* XD

    • @juanafaded3737
      @juanafaded3737 7 лет назад +5

      Rg Playz I get it

    • @lailaloo1048
      @lailaloo1048 7 лет назад +9

      +1,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos lol u just have 7subs, not even close

    • @burakakbay374
      @burakakbay374 7 лет назад +4

      Clorox Bleach Hi clorox 😆

    • @ayatokirishima
      @ayatokirishima 7 лет назад +3

      omg yeah xDD

    • @ella6634
      @ella6634 7 лет назад +4

      Rg Playz I just look at memes

  • @okaminy6327
    @okaminy6327 4 года назад +232

    When a teacher say the test is easy say this
    *because you have the answers*

    • @josephdennis-h8c
      @josephdennis-h8c 4 года назад +13

      "C'mon things could be worse".
      "Yeah you could be here".

    • @cocoaandi154
      @cocoaandi154 3 года назад +4

      Or if you fail a test and the teacher is yelling at you, tell them they didn’t teach you good enough

    • @crazytomato1089
      @crazytomato1089 3 года назад +2

      @@cocoaandi154 when you fail a test just say you failed to teach

  • @Paytatochipz
    @Paytatochipz 5 лет назад +693

    1: take out the trash
    2: but i dont like taking you out

    • @camistar3468
      @camistar3468 4 года назад +16

      Oooooof yasss
      Or you could say "I would, but I don't have enough money to take you out"

    • @swagpoptart6532
      @swagpoptart6532 4 года назад +12

      @@camistar3468 That would be an insult to yourself though...

    • @alliexia6823
      @alliexia6823 4 года назад +1

      @@swagpoptart6532 yeah

    • @ryoryoryoryoo
      @ryoryoryoryoo 4 года назад +4

      @@camistar3468 lol my comeback would be:
      "Well i would take out the trash but.. I don't like carrying trash just for you to get thrown in a whole failure like yourself"

    • @ejqb16
      @ejqb16 4 года назад +4

      @@camistar3468 that sounds like you're gonna take someone on a date but you are too poor :/

  • @SamersonT
    @SamersonT 7 лет назад +7428

    these aren't comebacks, these are people pretending to be clever in situations they will never get into.

    • @bowserbowser3030
      @bowserbowser3030 7 лет назад +369

      Samiullah Khan they're still comebacks in realistic situations

    • @9ndres
      @9ndres 7 лет назад +38

      Samiullah Khan ikr

    • @lililala6382
      @lililala6382 7 лет назад +124

      I got into one of these situations a lot if times

    • @RhykoRiot
      @RhykoRiot 7 лет назад +13

      Samiullah Khan like u

    • @isabella5177
      @isabella5177 7 лет назад +48

      They are comebacks ur trying to be clever in situations you will never get in to

  • @mattat3847
    @mattat3847 8 лет назад +556

    99% of these would get u killed at my school

  • @pavelgrimaldo1196
    @pavelgrimaldo1196 4 года назад +163

    Me: Stop being mean to me
    Bully: make me
    Me: your mom already made that mistake

    • @zovex8547
      @zovex8547 4 года назад +13

      Ummm it means when the person was born it was a mistake.

    • @gamingwhit917
      @gamingwhit917 4 года назад +6

      OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

    • @PandasutikkuDesu
      @PandasutikkuDesu 3 года назад +5

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
      THAT WAS HILARIOUS STUFF!

    • @just_chilling1905
      @just_chilling1905 3 года назад +4

      OOOOOOOOOOOH ROOOOAAAAST

    • @welcomeback66
      @welcomeback66 3 года назад +4

      @@dawg2921 STOOPIT

  • @katied2215
    @katied2215 5 лет назад +1189

    Person: you’re annoying
    Me:What?
    Person: You are annoy-
    Me:Huh?!
    Person: YOU ARE ANNOYI-
    Me: STOP IT! you’re annoying me🙄

    • @layladraws925
      @layladraws925 5 лет назад +3

      Averiana _heart_Of_Flames Um that’s really quite rude

    • @layladraws925
      @layladraws925 5 лет назад

      Averiana _heart_Of_Flames ok well just wait a bit until u ask for someone’s age

    • @chronicjointpain810
      @chronicjointpain810 5 лет назад +2

      Copied

    • @cap4457
      @cap4457 5 лет назад +5

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    • @manglegaming3652
      @manglegaming3652 5 лет назад +3

      Layla Draws that's the friggin point of comebacks
      Edit:and thx for 1 like

  • @adl1115
    @adl1115 6 лет назад +561

    New title 10+ ways to get suspended

  • @growghosg9034
    @growghosg9034 8 лет назад +601

    If a kid asks you: Why r u so ugly?
    Tell them: Im you from the future

  • @knoxzaya9127
    @knoxzaya9127 5 лет назад +325

    I'm the type of person that only dreams of saying this to my ratchet teacher

    • @keciagilbert9286
      @keciagilbert9286 4 года назад +10

      @Amina Ibrahim shut up

    • @leospotions1133
      @leospotions1133 4 года назад

      Amina Ibrahim no she doesn't

    • @TheRealFocalors
      @TheRealFocalors 3 года назад

      @Amina Ibrahim no.

    • @leospotions1133
      @leospotions1133 3 года назад

      @Amina Ibrahim you have the name of a teacher in my school which is also my neighbor AHAHA

    • @TheRealFocalors
      @TheRealFocalors 3 года назад

      @Amina Ibrahim i don't hate all my teachers, just the ones who make me depressed.

  • @bmedeiros1752
    @bmedeiros1752 7 лет назад +2605

    You wanna hear a joke
    Me too

  • @09vette
    @09vette 6 лет назад +252

    1:35 Wow, I really need to use that!

  • @NoughtEcho
    @NoughtEcho 7 лет назад +1482

    once my teacher told me to say why I was late so I said *because someone told me to go to hell,couldn't find it at first but now im here*
    TIP-U get suspended

    • @mrmrd3131
      @mrmrd3131 7 лет назад +11

      Explosive lol

    • @buongiorno6096
      @buongiorno6096 7 лет назад +10

      Explosive I've heard this already get out of class

    • @fConRaas
      @fConRaas 7 лет назад +29

      Explosive Note to self do not copy vines as your own joke

    • @phoenics0912
      @phoenics0912 7 лет назад +6

      Explosive That ones fucking good😂😂

    • @devilguysadboi5587
      @devilguysadboi5587 7 лет назад +8

      Explosive thats been overused

  • @Vorlix
    @Vorlix 4 года назад +162

    Teacher: What are u looking at
    Me: An undiscovered species

  • @soap4780
    @soap4780 5 лет назад +804

    Me and my friends’ conversations:
    Shut up.
    No.
    Ok.
    Haha

    • @cobus81
      @cobus81 5 лет назад +9

      🙄

    • @ronalddado9332
      @ronalddado9332 5 лет назад +2

      Cuz hes or she is a teacher

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA 5 лет назад +1

      Relatable

    • @qwwerekxksix
      @qwwerekxksix 5 лет назад

      @@cobus81 What? You have Friends?? (Lol it's a joke)

    • @cobus81
      @cobus81 5 лет назад

      Lil meow meow's being a cute ass cat doesn’t even make sense

  • @rhys3512
    @rhys3512 6 лет назад +1572

    Bully: you look like an egg.
    Me: well at least eggs get laid.
    Bully: well at least i got my first
    kiss.
    Me: your mom dosn't count.
    Bully: *runs off crying*

    • @rhys3512
      @rhys3512 6 лет назад +9

      sorry if bad

    • @kristijan3728
      @kristijan3728 6 лет назад +24

      xfirelessdraggonx ko it's bad

    • @ginabarber7988
      @ginabarber7988 6 лет назад +20

      @@burnkern "You Look Up Cheesy Insults Online to make it seem as though you were bright enough to think them yourself." Well the only time id be looking up a cheesy insult is when words cannot be eaten

    • @Idk-xm2ng
      @Idk-xm2ng 6 лет назад +16

      @@ginabarber7988 it is lame because your roasts wont make sense until u get your hairline straight

    • @rain-yu4qr
      @rain-yu4qr 6 лет назад +34

      Can everybody here stop fighting? None of you had proof she or he searched it up. She/he may of thought of it but it’s on the internet already. just *stop* Please? (I think it’s a he) smh

  • @sharondaniels3829
    @sharondaniels3829 5 лет назад +275

    my favourate joke
    "FAIL"
    "no one asked for your life story" 😂😂

    • @camistar3468
      @camistar3468 4 года назад +4

      Yes! Same! I WILL say that to one of the boys In my class >:D

    • @kobexgigilegends3557
      @kobexgigilegends3557 4 года назад +3

      Ok

    • @_username
      @_username 4 года назад +9

      "haha, you failed"
      "so did your dad's condom"
      😂😂😂

    • @josephdennis-h8c
      @josephdennis-h8c 4 года назад

      "Boy you're so ugly you make God want to commit genocide on disabled people".

  • @matsuyamakitty
    @matsuyamakitty 4 года назад +879

    Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
    Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
    Teacher: Are you talking back to me?
    Me: Isn’t that how a conversation works?
    Teacher: Where is your homework anyway?
    Me: At home?
    Teacher: And what is it doing there exactly?!
    Me: Having a hella lot more fun than me.

  • @Lily-zd6yf
    @Lily-zd6yf 5 лет назад +1814

    This is just a tutorial on how to make people hate you.

  • @reyna7175
    @reyna7175 7 лет назад +3110

    Who else is supposed to be doing their h.w

    • @autumncarroll6886
      @autumncarroll6886 7 лет назад +17

      Miyu Martinez
      Me, ima fail tommorow

    • @jadrobe3492
      @jadrobe3492 7 лет назад +19

      Me lol Im supposed to be studying for exams

    • @reyna7175
      @reyna7175 7 лет назад +6

      xXRoCraftGamezXx Same mine's on Friday I wish you luck

    • @reyna7175
      @reyna7175 7 лет назад +2

      Creamy Waffles Don't worry I'm pretty sure you're going to do great

    • @siennas7609
      @siennas7609 7 лет назад +2

      I just realized me?!!!!

  • @hankfratus7052
    @hankfratus7052 8 лет назад +44

    The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do. Response. Then it doesn't tell me when you arrive either

    • @usaprojectx
      @usaprojectx 8 лет назад +1

      Halliebear Fraighttraighn nice one!!!

    • @bruhnotused5137
      @bruhnotused5137 7 лет назад

      Halliebear Fraighttraighn ohhh ohh roasted XD

  • @somiaali8628
    @somiaali8628 3 года назад +79

    Me: im gonna roast everyone at school
    Alsome: *forgets everything in 5 mins

  • @ratillaarl1123
    @ratillaarl1123 5 лет назад +490

    Im a quiet person and if somebody asks..
    "Why are you so quiet?"
    I say "Why are you so noisy?"

  • @wabradt
    @wabradt 5 лет назад +109

    Bully: wacha lookin’ at
    Me: the mistake to mama made

  • @broken_sins7884
    @broken_sins7884 5 лет назад +795

    Someone said im talking to much i said "and your living to much"

    • @kingjr4880
      @kingjr4880 5 лет назад +16

      Thanks cuz ppl at my school say u talk too much

    • @broken_sins7884
      @broken_sins7884 5 лет назад +1

      @ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą i mean they being a dick at first so 😕

    • @chrisr03
      @chrisr03 5 лет назад +4

      @ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą You literally have _no_ sense of humor -_-

    • @chrisr03
      @chrisr03 5 лет назад +1

      @ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą That's the joke smh

    • @mayovanexrodriguez2950
      @mayovanexrodriguez2950 5 лет назад +5

      If I talked to much let me know we can talk about it

  • @carson3838
    @carson3838 5 лет назад +79

    If a teacher ever says
    “ why do I hear talking?”
    Just say cause you got ears

  • @therealmvp8662
    @therealmvp8662 8 лет назад +240

    the just ask your sister one is maaaddddd

    • @-RandomPlayer56-
      @-RandomPlayer56- 8 лет назад

      this is the best one yet

    • @camjo244
      @camjo244 8 лет назад

      just ask your sister would imply your talking to your child, and you wouldnt be saying that to your child and if you have a child then it would be obvious your not a virgin

    • @nguyenn7729
      @nguyenn7729 8 лет назад +7

      are you trying to be smart?

    • @pigfacelord9850
      @pigfacelord9850 8 лет назад

      hey Alfie who is AIRLITE 400

    • @therealmvp8662
      @therealmvp8662 8 лет назад

      pigfacelord ?

  • @dylaneakes5762
    @dylaneakes5762 7 лет назад +384

    boy 1 : why are you staring at me
    boy 2 : because I'm trying to find your hair line

  • @Ruby-kt5du
    @Ruby-kt5du 5 лет назад +426

    Suck it
    I’m sorry small objects are a choking hazard
    That had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Mary-cm3nd
    @Mary-cm3nd 4 года назад +1374

    I have a comeback story against teachers:
    Teacher: no talking during class!
    Student: no teaching during my conversation!
    Teacher: your gonna be kicked out of this school if you keep behaving like this!
    Student: at least you'll be kicked out of my life!
    Teacher: I should have a little talk with your mom!
    Student: my mom cant solve all your problems ya know!
    Teacher: that's it! Two week suspension!
    Student: finally I have a way to miss school!
    Teacher: I'll be sending your homework over those weeks!
    Student: and I'll be throwing those down a river over those weeks!
    Teacher: I'm keeping you after school!
    Student: sorry but I cant make it because I have a life
    Teacher: you think I want to stay here with you!?!?
    Student: its not like you have anyone to go home to!
    Teacher: THATS IT! DETENTION!!!!
    Student: while I'm living it up in detention away from you.... you'll be teaching 26 other me's
    Teacher: enjoy working at McDonalds !
    Student: at least they pay a better salary than your's!
    Teacher: Your never getting into college!
    Student: I dont want to go somewhere where I'm gonna end up like you thinking I'd get better!
    Teacher: why dont you hurry to detention!
    Student: why dont you hurry to the plastic surgeon!
    Teacher: (slaps students face)
    Students: EWWWW!!!! Your gonna spread the ugly disease!
    Teacher: you cant get what you already have!
    Student: awww so cute, your starting to learn beginner come backs!
    Teacher: I learned from you
    Student: and to think that I can teach something in a minute when you cant teach anything in a year!
    Teacher: I'm ending this right now, good bye you stinking brat!
    Student: what a wimp. Cant think of anymore comebacks or cant take anymore being thrown at you
    Teacher: ...
    Student: giving me the silent treatment eh? Finally you stop talking!
    Teacher: I might as well fail you!
    Student: trying to be brave? Well the principal might as well fire you for not teaching us anything
    Teacher: I quit my job!!!!
    Student: Damn it, you already beat me to working at McDonald's... guess I'll have to work somewhere else!
    Teacher: you can take my job when your older!
    Student: at least the students would love me unlike you
    Teacher: good bye you misshapened alligator
    Student: hopefully not in a loooooong while you ugly, filthy crocodile
    Edit: guys please 👍this comment... it took half an hour to come up with this whole thing 😤

    • @HAHA-ix9vx
      @HAHA-ix9vx 4 года назад +67

      🤣🤣🤣👌

    • @allisonandjt4368
      @allisonandjt4368 4 года назад +86

      Bro let's get this man up to 1k Great job

    • @stavcy
      @stavcy 4 года назад +109

      It's great but dang poor teacher

    • @Mary-cm3nd
      @Mary-cm3nd 4 года назад +23

      @@stavcy lol

    • @Mary-cm3nd
      @Mary-cm3nd 4 года назад +17

      @@allisonandjt4368 thank you!!

  • @alexyanes823
    @alexyanes823 7 лет назад +218

    Guy who lost a game: THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY CONTROLLER!
    Winner: Yeah it's the guy holding it.
    Terroriser 2017

    • @xAngeloftheDark
      @xAngeloftheDark 7 лет назад

      Alex Yanes 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I LOVE THIS ONE

    • @mug2532
      @mug2532 7 лет назад

      Alex Yanes hahahaha

    • @justzack641
      @justzack641 7 лет назад

      Very underrated comment

    • @nonon8952
      @nonon8952 6 лет назад

      Alex Yanes lol

  • @pron29
    @pron29 8 лет назад +219

    A better comeback for "Why are you so quiet?" would be "Im trying to save my voice for more important people." idk. Is that dumb?

    • @emilydarksparks3546
      @emilydarksparks3546 8 лет назад +20

      Mr Meaty hand them a note saying "only smart people can hear me"

    • @emilydarksparks3546
      @emilydarksparks3546 8 лет назад

      ElectrifyTV i dont know if you were calling youself dumb or trying to make a bad insult...

    • @emilydarksparks3546
      @emilydarksparks3546 8 лет назад

      ElectrifyTV its a comeback for real life...

    • @jadenmajors4481
      @jadenmajors4481 8 лет назад

      Mr Meaty that's good😁....I was gonna go with "because if I open my mouth I might bight of my lips because I'm so hungry!!!!"you like it I came up with it?😜

    • @rslongshot7453
      @rslongshot7453 8 лет назад +5

      Sorry Jaden, that's not that much of a roast.

  • @preciousk-m4t
    @preciousk-m4t 8 лет назад +369

    'You're ugly'
    'Aww thanks I was trying look like you today'

  • @joonies_dimples
    @joonies_dimples 3 года назад +25

    Someone random: your so quiet.
    My comeback: no one plans a murder out loud do they.

  • @polar-east
    @polar-east 6 лет назад +686

    If someone calls you Ugly.
    Have a good comeback and say
    *_"Sorry, I'm not a mirror."_*

    • @micanp3284
      @micanp3284 6 лет назад +20

      Ow mah gawd THATS SAVAGE

    • @rageclan2648
      @rageclan2648 6 лет назад +21

      Ultimate Dumpster or say No U

    • @r1tzy5551
      @r1tzy5551 6 лет назад +15

      @@rageclan2648 that's weaker

    • @dekuizuku3433
      @dekuizuku3433 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Choco-re1tr
      @Choco-re1tr 6 лет назад +11

      That's the worst comeback ever, everyone says it!

  • @trackerjacker0
    @trackerjacker0 8 лет назад +100

    - "oh wow nice comeback"
    -"if you wanted comeback, go scrape it of your mums teeth"
    old but effective

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 8 лет назад

      ***** i first heard it like 4 years ago...id still use it tho if the opportunity came up

    • @updated5709
      @updated5709 8 лет назад +3

      You're not kidding that one is old. First time I hear that was about 5 years ago. Brings back some memories.
      Me and this dude were having an argument, in which he said my comeback was shit, then we both went in for:
      Him: You would have better luck getting comeback from your mum's face.
      Me: If I wanted comeback, then I would have gotten it off of your mum's chin.
      AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.

    • @aperson4189
      @aperson4189 8 лет назад

      British Comedian made that one.. I'll get back with the name.

    • @aperson4189
      @aperson4189 8 лет назад

      Jimmy Carr.

    • @buddyjesus3720
      @buddyjesus3720 8 лет назад

      +A Person Yep

  • @nickgonzales9033
    @nickgonzales9033 8 лет назад +218

    Every 12 y/o will use these on xbox now... Thanks

  • @shadowspector3611
    @shadowspector3611 5 лет назад +58

    Authority figure: I'm not done talking!
    Me: well I'm done listening.

  • @riyamalhabshi9224
    @riyamalhabshi9224 6 лет назад +981

    0:38 the girl who’s sitting on the front side of the table has a bow that looks exactly like her ears so it looks like she has a long ear 😂😂

  • @nate-dc9gn
    @nate-dc9gn 5 лет назад +955

    This video should really be called 1st grader's official guide

  • @libuvb007
    @libuvb007 7 лет назад +675

    Girls:"All men are dogs"
    Boys:"Dogs are loyal if you treat them right"
    😁😁😂😂haha!! that was awesome XD

  • @quittt4
    @quittt4 3 года назад +112

    mean fat person: "YOU'RE FAT!"
    Comeback: "If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape.

    • @s6hizo
      @s6hizo 3 года назад +2

      I said that to someone before 😂

    • @picklejuice560
      @picklejuice560 3 года назад +2

      @@s6hizo omg what happened when u said that? 😂

    • @s6hizo
      @s6hizo 3 года назад +3

      @@picklejuice560 he had nothing to say he just walked away

    • @picklejuice560
      @picklejuice560 3 года назад +3

      @@s6hizo omg lol

    • @Teah126
      @Teah126 3 года назад +2

      @@s6hizo r/thathappened

  • @gyunginn9642
    @gyunginn9642 6 лет назад +969

    And now all the 8 and 9 year olds here are all gonna go try it out in school

    • @마스터킹-p5x
      @마스터킹-p5x 6 лет назад +8

      Dont say ur age boi LOL ur a 1st grader and im 4th grader and your lying that u probably 6th grader

    • @gyunginn9642
      @gyunginn9642 6 лет назад +28

      Roblox 1762 92 k ur defo a 4th grader, having ur name with roblox, "ur lying" and calling me a 1st grader, im 14 in the 9th grade so it wouldnt be fair if i violate a kid who commits for games like minecraft and roblox

    • @gachaalstra6608
      @gachaalstra6608 6 лет назад +19

      I’m in 4th grade and I don’t say “ur” so he’s probably telling the truth. (Btw I’m 9 so that offended me ;-;)

    • @gyunginn9642
      @gyunginn9642 6 лет назад +18

      CaziiMon Playz yep, uve also proved that ur in the 4th grade with the way u acted

    • @luigiboy72
      @luigiboy72 6 лет назад +11

      Xx1tzM3rkzxX "having ur name with roblox" Never knew anything related to roblox is wrong/bad

  • @thegamingwolf6418
    @thegamingwolf6418 5 лет назад +200

    Random kid:your trash
    Me: wow thanks for rating me better than you

    • @peterstvg7483
      @peterstvg7483 5 лет назад +6

      10 year old alert

    • @quiitenx7902
      @quiitenx7902 5 лет назад +1

      @Gacha Tunss because then your not a real 9 year old to join Pewdiepie's army. Jk

    • @devlovemongoose
      @devlovemongoose 5 лет назад

      I should use this. This kid in my class calls people trash

    • @leyaskingdom6111
      @leyaskingdom6111 5 лет назад

      2 year old alert 🚨🚨

    • @ameliatorres5961
      @ameliatorres5961 5 лет назад

      I'm gonna try this

  • @michaelkotsano1583
    @michaelkotsano1583 5 лет назад +150

    Comeback
    Roses are red violets are blue i loved life just not with you
    You will get dumped

    • @rainbaiyu
      @rainbaiyu 5 лет назад +2

      Michael Kotsano comebacks to girls who call u ugly.
      Roses are red
      Your heart is black
      Also your chest is as flat as your back :)

    • @onedirectionspotato9597
      @onedirectionspotato9597 5 лет назад

      Michael Kotsano violets are purple

    • @SNOLLYS
      @SNOLLYS 5 лет назад

      @@onedirectionspotato9597 No voilets are voilets

    • @cringecroissant5592
      @cringecroissant5592 5 лет назад

      Michael Kotsano this isnt a comeback Einstein

  • @acorn_c0micss677
    @acorn_c0micss677 4 года назад +268

    This one kid in my class thou xD
    Teacher: I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO RAISE MY VOICE
    the kid in front of me: then shut up
    I still laugh at this to this day xd

    • @marnelkeishacabural5758
      @marnelkeishacabural5758 4 года назад +14

      They be roasting teachers now

    • @jaydencollins8979
      @jaydencollins8979 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 my god😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Moneyyrich
      @Moneyyrich 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @isla4471
      @isla4471 3 года назад +15

      once a guy in my french class said “what time is it” and the teacher said, “time for you to get a watch”
      SAVAGE TEACHER ROASTS

    • @JOGINDERSINGH-up2ir
      @JOGINDERSINGH-up2ir 3 года назад +7

      He still alive?

  • @issy1038
    @issy1038 7 лет назад +533

    Someone said to me ' why are you so quiet? ' I said, ' Oh, I'm not quiet I just don't talk to people I don't like'

    • @Katinnity
      @Katinnity 7 лет назад +12

      isabel oxley I'm using that. I didn't talk in primary school to anyone but my friend.

    • @teejayjee8422
      @teejayjee8422 7 лет назад +36

      Weak man, weak

    • @ikarainijirai
      @ikarainijirai 7 лет назад +1

      Dont listen to them i have trouble coming up with comebacks

    • @Wettard
      @Wettard 7 лет назад +1

      Oh my fucking god brehh I can't wait for a little white boi to try me with of these smartass comments ooof

    • @vincethatwonderfulboi7374
      @vincethatwonderfulboi7374 7 лет назад +1

      I actually said that to a bully 2 years ago. Then he tried to punch me and he missed.

  • @charlietruby1245
    @charlietruby1245 5 лет назад +1367

    The people who put thumbs down on the video where teachers

    • @owenpalmer6845
      @owenpalmer6845 5 лет назад +16

      Charlie Truby no just anyone with a sanity

    • @grandebutera7283
      @grandebutera7283 5 лет назад +25

      *were*

    • @Bxnjilo
      @Bxnjilo 5 лет назад +10

      *Or bullies that got roasted by one of these lol*

    • @monkey71869
      @monkey71869 5 лет назад +11

      I put the thumb down because these r shit insults

    • @gabbybutler8028
      @gabbybutler8028 5 лет назад +4

      *were

  • @domenicconci3892
    @domenicconci3892 8 лет назад +1660

    My teacher asked why did you fail your test and I said why didn't you educate me properly
    Then I got suspended

    • @konqueror9626
      @konqueror9626 8 лет назад +35

      Legend

    • @sidsy7173
      @sidsy7173 8 лет назад +23

      you are my inspiration

    • @emilyflack2904
      @emilyflack2904 8 лет назад +1

      No

    • @llt6977
      @llt6977 8 лет назад +8

      DomoRulz no you failed the test cause you're stupid, end of. Not their fault, you deserve it.

    • @lobsterthelobster2854
      @lobsterthelobster2854 8 лет назад +36

      LLT Are you saying you can know how to complete a test without ever being taught anything?

  • @jocelynmarie7238
    @jocelynmarie7238 5 лет назад +172

    Teacher: um excuse me, are you too talking in class ?
    Me: yes do you want us to speak louder
    Me: SCREAMSSSSSSSSSS

    • @mmxvii-17
      @mmxvii-17 4 года назад +6

      That’s not a roast that’s a bulls***

    • @georgewbush43
      @georgewbush43 4 года назад +3

      That’s some corny white comebacks

    • @omar_1880
      @omar_1880 4 года назад +1

      @@georgewbush43 yo dude remember me? :^)

    • @georgewbush43
      @georgewbush43 4 года назад +1

      「Omar gacha」 yes I do actually

    • @omar_1880
      @omar_1880 4 года назад +1

      @@georgewbush43 k good.

  • @elisebolton673
    @elisebolton673 7 лет назад +230

    yeah...they are good comebacks...but if you actually said this to your teacher... your dead

    • @trofficial2239
      @trofficial2239 7 лет назад +1

      Elise Bolton ikr

    • @minimewestrope464
      @minimewestrope464 7 лет назад +3

      Yeeeep im already in trouble from my own teacher. If i said this most of my classmates would die laughing xD

    • @elisebolton673
      @elisebolton673 7 лет назад

      Minime Westrope lol

    • @ypc_jo
      @ypc_jo 6 лет назад

      Elise Bolton bruh defenitly my teacher bro, she act all gang and shit bro noone fucks with her ,she supposedly in the "hood"

    • @linusalbertsuarez443
      @linusalbertsuarez443 6 лет назад

      Ill go yolo to the teacher

  • @harper6032
    @harper6032 7 лет назад +1432

    Person: Why are you so quiet?
    Me: *Smiles like a psychopath*
    *Turns to them with head tilted to the side*
    Me: Does my silence make you uncomfortable?
    Congrats. If you do this, everyone will leave you alone :P

    • @seansweetjohnson6146
      @seansweetjohnson6146 7 лет назад +24

      Thx

    • @williamshakesqueer4514
      @williamshakesqueer4514 7 лет назад +50

      This is also very good if you're being followed home, but you just don't say anything. Give them a half-sane grin with the head tilted, sling your bag off your shoulders and then slowly unzip it. Boom. Problem solved.

    • @zthegreat1128
      @zthegreat1128 7 лет назад +16

      Beatrix Linetti lmaoooo

    • @brici7164
      @brici7164 7 лет назад +25

      Kitty Kat wow, that's edgy and sad if you think that's a comeback.
      It's just my opinion.

    • @mayonnaise4496
      @mayonnaise4496 7 лет назад +9

      OMG I DID THIS BEFORE LOL

  • @kronydriple6985
    @kronydriple6985 7 лет назад +547

    Friend: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: To get away from yo ugly ass.

    • @avj1238
      @avj1238 7 лет назад +6

      Krony Driple nah I think he's getting away from a nobody. psst look at you profile pic

    • @kronydriple6985
      @kronydriple6985 7 лет назад

      +Alberto Vargas I did. What's wrong with it?

    • @avj1238
      @avj1238 7 лет назад +1

      Krony Driple wat?!?

    • @MegaMarkinator
      @MegaMarkinator 7 лет назад +1

      Krony Driple Friend:Nah I think its cause your house was on its side of the road

    • @yetigamer905
      @yetigamer905 7 лет назад

      xD

  • @ImCreamyDarn
    @ImCreamyDarn 5 лет назад +172

    Smart phones smart watches smart tablets
    *When will they start making smart people?*

  • @dead1997
    @dead1997 5 лет назад +136

    2:49 that’s like a triple joke lol! 😂!

    • @mr.cashie44
      @mr.cashie44 5 лет назад +3

      Who dafuq says that someones dick looks like a TIK TAK

  • @jaydah1998
    @jaydah1998 6 лет назад +449

    Someone: "Biiiiitch!"
    Me: *sarcastically says* "woof"

    • @parisgoss920
      @parisgoss920 6 лет назад +1

      He he he... That's hilarious! 😝

    • @supasf
      @supasf 6 лет назад +3

      Blue Wolfe that'll make you the butt of the joke or "the roasted one" and will just prove his point.

    • @katlikescutekittens6278
      @katlikescutekittens6278 6 лет назад +6

      *Female Dog*

    • @PolishGuy
      @PolishGuy 6 лет назад +1

      dude that is old english that joke is outdated

    • @cart1sluvr
      @cart1sluvr 6 лет назад +6

      SuperIsakSwahn Um bitch still means female dog today. And then people started to use the term as a swear word. It still means female dog tho 😂

  • @Amzzgogetter
    @Amzzgogetter 5 лет назад +165

    0:35 that one would get me in trouble

    • @staringhamster4211
      @staringhamster4211 5 лет назад

      Yea

    • @Packrunner4
      @Packrunner4 5 лет назад

      αrmαヅ lmao your scared pussy

    • @deadlikeyourmom2167
      @deadlikeyourmom2167 5 лет назад

      @@chelseaK11 nah he scared too do it too himself 😂

    • @superwh0l0ckfan65
      @superwh0l0ckfan65 5 лет назад +2

      Triqz_ Official
      Well bud, you are what you eat.
      I guess that makes you a dick.

    • @Iyychee
      @Iyychee 5 лет назад

      Triqz_ Official lmao at least he’s not you

  • @sugasaurosa.2961
    @sugasaurosa.2961 4 года назад +136

    Student: **Roll's Eye's**
    Teacher: Yeah yeah keep on rolling your eyes you will find a brain there.

    • @hopefulish
      @hopefulish 4 года назад +6

      (I'm probably annoying for this but aRmY?)

    • @darklordsoma
      @darklordsoma 4 года назад

      Not bad

    • @ahpinge2777
      @ahpinge2777 4 года назад +3

      Not like you have any.

    • @rixlas
      @rixlas 4 года назад +4

      Also teacher: oh right you don't

    • @camistar3468
      @camistar3468 4 года назад +4

      Army!💜

  • @peedippes2360
    @peedippes2360 5 лет назад +485

    Teacher: Why are you sleeping
    Me: Your voice is smooth and I fell asleep
    Teacher:Why ain’t your classmate is sleeping
    Me: BECAUSE THEY AIN’T LISTENING TO U!!!

  • @user-sl9vu9hn3o
    @user-sl9vu9hn3o 6 лет назад +409

    Me: *Pours water on bully*
    Bully: WHY DID YOU DO THAT???
    Me: Oh,I thought the witch would melt.....

    • @pacifist2525
      @pacifist2525 6 лет назад +4

      Myra Mae Flores to be honest that's actually so bad. Some people should just stick to being made fun of.

    • @user-sl9vu9hn3o
      @user-sl9vu9hn3o 6 лет назад +5

      Abdi Abdi Didn’t actually happen to me. Just an idea

    • @jalan.t
      @jalan.t 6 лет назад +5

      Abdi Abdi And some people like you should get a education and graduate.

    • @마스터킹-p5x
      @마스터킹-p5x 6 лет назад

      Myra Mae Flores stfu you copied someones comeback dislike

    • @blu3b3rry96
      @blu3b3rry96 6 лет назад +3

      OHHHHHHHHH

  • @bakasushireal
    @bakasushireal 7 лет назад +464

    *" Dude that song so old!" "What about your mom? You still listen to her "* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @jessicaappiah1556
      @jessicaappiah1556 6 лет назад +1

      Elsie Gi Official LOL

    • @minesotawalids7920
      @minesotawalids7920 6 лет назад +4

      " *You have no friends!*" " *Having no friends is better than being fake friends with you.* "
      MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED

    • @blazi6309
      @blazi6309 6 лет назад

      you got that from the vid lel.

    • @minesotawalids7920
      @minesotawalids7920 6 лет назад

      lmao

    • @qwertyuiopasdfghjkl7189
      @qwertyuiopasdfghjkl7189 6 лет назад +1

      Get some real likes bro
      Those likes donated from me cuz you were poor.

  • @austinhudson6866
    @austinhudson6866 4 года назад +83

    I drew a koala once and this guy in my class says “That looks ugly” and I said “Oh well that sucks cause I tried to make it look like you.”

  • @gothiksaintt
    @gothiksaintt 7 лет назад +478

    Emilio (My friend): "Ma'am, may I use the restroom?"
    The substitute: "Well, can you?"
    Emilio: "Well, can you get a full time job?"

  • @jasmineteas_
    @jasmineteas_ 5 лет назад +243

    Bully: You’re rude!
    Me: You existing is rude

    • @eyeemoji3317
      @eyeemoji3317 5 лет назад +16

      No a bully would just kick your ass.

    • @jasmineteas_
      @jasmineteas_ 5 лет назад +6

      Okay Then
      Then I would yell stuff at them in German, and then walk away

    • @omarthrallenhagen5371
      @omarthrallenhagen5371 5 лет назад +15

      Bully: My existence is rude to you, just like the existence of lions is rude to zebras, you are getting killed after school smarty pants. You: Fuck

    • @BlackStar-kt9ji
      @BlackStar-kt9ji 5 лет назад +3

      Omar Thrallenhagen so true

    • @hiei7992
      @hiei7992 5 лет назад +2

      Bully: My existence is rude while yours is too nice, guess that makes you a pussy. Smartass.

  • @alimakki9458
    @alimakki9458 6 лет назад +92

    THESE ROASTS ON FLAMES 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @yazzsyxo
    @yazzsyxo 4 года назад +21

    Bully: GO GET A BRAIN!!!
    Me: sorry I already have one

    • @chisomololo9138
      @chisomololo9138 4 года назад

      And he doesn't lol

    • @zovex8547
      @zovex8547 4 года назад +2

      You should say okay I will, for you but use it properly

    • @rick1493
      @rick1493 3 года назад

      "Sorry don't need another brain"

  • @sophiajones5541
    @sophiajones5541 6 лет назад +68

    Teacher: You want to be a class clown
    Me: Sure but I think the makeup looks better on you.

    • @manglegaming3652
      @manglegaming3652 5 лет назад +2

      Teacher:and Oh think you'd look better in detention
      That's my roast back if I was the teacher in that situation
      Edit:thx for 2 likes I honestly thought that was a bad roast

    • @iminpain9746
      @iminpain9746 5 лет назад

      Me: And you'd look better off the school commitee

  • @RemovedAccount0000
    @RemovedAccount0000 5 лет назад +289

    Teacher: is your homework done
    Student: is my test graded
    Teacher: I have other students’ tests to grade
    Student: I have other teachers’ homework to do
    Lmao I seen this online somewheres XD I died lol

    • @aturner5784
      @aturner5784 5 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @r4ndomth1ngz
      @r4ndomth1ngz 5 лет назад +4

      perfect A+ for you

    • @thekitty1938
      @thekitty1938 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @faraa3781
      @faraa3781 4 года назад +1

      My teacher would probably say, "I have more students!" acting sooo smart, while all the teacher has to do for each test is check the answer key -_-

  • @asinseptic7404
    @asinseptic7404 6 лет назад +48

    I sooo agree with the comback on 0:43

  • @abdallahalbaity8301
    @abdallahalbaity8301 4 года назад +10

    Bully: where did you learn those comebacks
    Me: from your moms lessons that she use to teach you with

  • @_lukers7904
    @_lukers7904 5 лет назад +72

    Teacher: who gave you permission to talk??
    Me: YoUr MOm

  • @christianlynch5507
    @christianlynch5507 7 лет назад +309

    "WHAT ARE THOOOSE?!?!" "Something you can't afford"

    • @jaislays3315
      @jaislays3315 7 лет назад

      xX_SnakeVenom_Xx ayyyy

    • @randompersonthatpaysdebts1530
      @randompersonthatpaysdebts1530 7 лет назад +2

      xX_SnakeVenom_Xx Those two are now dead

    • @ricelover_7319
      @ricelover_7319 7 лет назад +7

      xX_SnakeVenom_Xx
      BITCH: what are those
      me: shoes that you can't afford
      BITCH: I can afford them
      me: then why are you not wearing them
      BITCH: THOSE SHOES ARE FOR GIRLS!!!!!
      ME: SO. YOU SAID YOU COULD AFFORD THEM. BUT TOO BAD YOU CANT
      2 DAYS LATER............
      BITCH: YOUR'RE SO UGLY AND I AM AWESOME
      ME: TO BAD UGLY STARTS WITH U AND AND AWESOME ENDS WITH ME
      KIDS IN YARD:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNNNNNNN GET ROASTED

    • @SparkShark101
      @SparkShark101 7 лет назад

      CRYBABY4LIFE *_* Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy Subscribe!!

    • @ricelover_7319
      @ricelover_7319 7 лет назад +1

      Kadeshe Taylor yes. like 61 percent of the school is sexist and think girls can't roast

  • @gracelilley6726
    @gracelilley6726 7 лет назад +50

    "Your clothes are ugly!"
    "At least I can take these off. You're stuck with that face."

  • @lehmuffingacha7553
    @lehmuffingacha7553 4 года назад +27

    Bully: You way too fat 😂😂
    Me: Your flatter than a pancake and I’m the thicc version of you.

    • @darkwisp7434
      @darkwisp7434 3 года назад

      Being skinny is better than fat so not a roast

    • @Artist-r3b
      @Artist-r3b 9 месяцев назад

      You talk so much, your mouth can't hold that much food, but you can hold all that stuff to say

  • @xpozm6705
    @xpozm6705 8 лет назад +281

    Why are u so quiet?
    My mom told me a long time ago if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all

  • @k9uknit564
    @k9uknit564 8 лет назад +430

    This is boot camp for all of the 12 year old on RUclips

  • @princeami7344
    @princeami7344 8 лет назад +157

    I await the day when you can download hundreds of comebacks directly into your brain and have them on stand-by to use in any situation.

    • @FluffyPE
      @FluffyPE 8 лет назад +4

      You. Your a genius

    • @josephlaisy9806
      @josephlaisy9806 8 лет назад +4

      You're*

    • @carolynblake5235
      @carolynblake5235 8 лет назад

      Yessss

    • @20thcenturygamer22
      @20thcenturygamer22 8 лет назад +1

      Did you just wind up mashing your keyboard?

    • @toffeeapple1181
      @toffeeapple1181 8 лет назад

      +Swaggy Meme Noscoper You watch a video that includes 10 comebacks and yet you still don't have any good comebacks, that's just sad.

  • @laily1263
    @laily1263 5 лет назад +54

    The person who hates me said
    Her: you have no friends
    Me: really
    Her: yeah!
    Me: at least my friends arnt mirrors
    Booooom she was pissed!!!!!!

  • @ABlazeintheNorthernSky
    @ABlazeintheNorthernSky 8 лет назад +1341

    Make Funny Comebacks Part 2.
    Like if you agree!

  • @JRD-uf6ns
    @JRD-uf6ns 8 лет назад +428

    K i will use this in school thanks.

  • @ichigoglitz4786
    @ichigoglitz4786 5 лет назад +144

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have 5 fingers,
    And the third’s one for you!

  • @LegitLily-sj8ej
    @LegitLily-sj8ej 4 года назад +8

    teacher: i’m waiting
    me: for what your paycheck

    • @kittyplays4113
      @kittyplays4113 3 года назад

      OOOOOOO THAT'S SO UNDERRATED OMG TYSM

  • @jaydah1998
    @jaydah1998 6 лет назад +122

    That last one tho XD STILL gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    "You're ugly!" "Excuse me, I am not a mirror!"

  • @Kay-eq3ts
    @Kay-eq3ts 7 лет назад +36

    My fave: "Why're you talking during my lesson?"
    "Why're you teaching during my conversation?"

  • @swardiet926
    @swardiet926 8 лет назад +59

    Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
    Response: "What, Your life?"

    • @chupacabra9357
      @chupacabra9357 8 лет назад

      That's not even a comeback, that's just being a jerk.

    • @swardiet926
      @swardiet926 8 лет назад

      Dude, most of these questions make you being a jerk, lmao

    • @chupacabra9357
      @chupacabra9357 8 лет назад +1

      Swardiet They were mean first though

    • @swardiet926
      @swardiet926 8 лет назад

      excetly!

    • @xxinsanegrapegamingxx9063
      @xxinsanegrapegamingxx9063 8 лет назад +5

      Guy: Can I tell you a joke?
      You: I heard of all of them. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, YOU.
      This joke shouldn't be offensive in anyway. So no hate replies please.

  • @chubby-chan6777
    @chubby-chan6777 4 года назад +10

    0:38
    Teacher: “Why are you talking in my lesson?”
    Me: “Why are you barefoot in school, ma’am-”

  • @dumbautistickid6203
    @dumbautistickid6203 7 лет назад +75

    Kid: Why are you so quiet
    Me: I was suffocating from your bullshit

  • @Minionluvrrr
    @Minionluvrrr 7 лет назад +846

    Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Dr.Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7Up. 7Up got the flu, Now were drinking Irn Bru. Irn Bru fell down a mountain, Now were drinking from a fountain. Fountain broke, People choke, Now were back to drinking coke.
    This is a funny rhyme for all the random people that see this. Also, have a great day and god bless you. 😀😀

    • @salasyk8708
      @salasyk8708 7 лет назад +6

      Connor Chicken best shit I've read in my life

    • @christianlynch5507
      @christianlynch5507 7 лет назад +4

      You will become a legendary poet.

    • @Minionluvrrr
      @Minionluvrrr 7 лет назад

      Mississippi_Man1. Hopefully 😂😂😂

    • @salasyk8708
      @salasyk8708 7 лет назад +1

      Connor Chicken even aliens will know your the best at this.

    • @Minionluvrrr
      @Minionluvrrr 7 лет назад

      CreepyxL3Solar IM A GOD

  • @Kalposia
    @Kalposia 7 лет назад +75

    KID- what r u looking at
    KID2- still tryna figure it out

  • @nellysusan4520
    @nellysusan4520 4 года назад +7

    Bully: Your not cool
    Me:So you should be sweating since I’m hot like the sun.

  • @thycitrus9418
    @thycitrus9418 7 лет назад +63

    "why are you so quiet?"
    "I don't watse words"
    "well you just wasted them"

    • @williamshakesqueer4514
      @williamshakesqueer4514 7 лет назад +3

      I think a more suitable comeback for that would be: "I don't like wasting words on people whose IQ's are lower than -4.

    • @REDDDZA
      @REDDDZA 7 лет назад +1

      Beatrix Linetti you're wasting even more words then

    • @williamshakesqueer4514
      @williamshakesqueer4514 7 лет назад

      Ah yes, but when they bring that up you just smirk at them and walk away.

    • @foodconsumer1022
      @foodconsumer1022 7 лет назад

      Gabriel Cintron a comeback to a comeback... nice one

  • @yeboithesavage5477
    @yeboithesavage5477 5 лет назад +113

    The thumbnail has shaggy on it

  • @Miranda-mc6oh
    @Miranda-mc6oh 7 лет назад +306

    If you need a comeback, you can use this: I'm sorry I just had to notice that Awesome finishes with "me" and Ugly starts with "U"
    ( so sorry for my bad English )