Best Comebacks and Roasts
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if somebody calls you short, say "Weeds grow faster than flowers."
Not that strong. It doesn’t matter how fast something grows, if you’re a short adult, you won’t grow any more.
Is there one for short ppl 😅
@@anikaprasad2612 Oop
Perfect!
And look better, and are stronger, and gave more success in life
“I didn’t ask”
“Actually ur cat did”
“I don’t have a cat”
“I never asked”
Mind games
That 1 friend who does have a cat:
Great way to flip it around 😂
HEHE
big brain moment
“I was going to roast you, but burning trash is an environmental hazard”
Booo
What? It was an example, back off
@@V_Pickles I know
@@V_Pickles That’s why I said it
Lame
It's all fun and games until he says "you watched that video too?"
plot twist: u become great friends with the person who was roasting u
Another plot twist: you have kids together due to 1 single vid….
@@Miss_Icognitoayo?🤨
@@SimpleAnimation. my friend, that is how me and my brother came into this world
@@Miss_Icognitothis video was 4 years ago
“I didn’t ask”
“And I didn’t ask for a headache every time I lay my eyes on you”
Edit:if this gets 1k likes I’ll make another comeback
@HAVYDANG-rn2srty
Bro I said that and my friend said ‘womp womp’💀💀💀
@@Perfectrex that’s my friend ngl and half of this whole video is all stolen roasts from shorts and TikTok..
@@Perfectrex most accurate response ever
+ UTTP IS BETTER THAN SAVANNAHWILKINS
If some one says to me “learn how to take a joke “ I say: learn how to make one.
holy shit underrated nice one
@@whatis112-s2i bruh this is literally stolen from every single comeback video on tiktok
@@Hadi73142 oh
If you said that to me i'd say ”Like your mother did?”
Your parents learned that a few years ago
“You’re a loser!”
“I am until you enter the competition.”
Be careful of who you're saying that to. If the opponent actually wins one or even many competitions, that would be extremely shameful.
@@adenister maybe if it was a real competition, but some people just call people loser’s cause of some reason, not just because they lost a competition.
I would get my candy ass whooped if I ever said that, say this is a personal thing all you want, but just because they're bad doesn't always mean they are guaranteed to lose
bro i choked on this one
I think it’s better to say “I was until you entered the competition”
Good one tho
“I want to hurt you, but I’m against animal abuse.”
oh hey one of my made up roasts
Googled
being a dawg ain’t bad though
fuck my brain hurts
And then say "Wait no that is disrespectful towards animals"
BAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT
"thanks! normal is boring!" sounds like a main character line 💀💀💀💀
more like a fallout npc line💀
“He’s right behind me isn’t he” ahh line 💀
Something Doctor Who would say lol
“I didn’t ask”
“Then why are you still listening”😂
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@@AditiSubramanian21agian?
Also:
someone: "I didn't ask"
me:"I didn't tell you"
Yea that was the one I was about to say 🔥
Wrong;I didn’t ask about what you think
If a sibling calls you ugly say:
"the family resemblance is uncanny"
Nah they prolly to Dumb to understand Fancy words
lmaooo
Say "You're so ugly, the world faked the pandemic just to get you to wear a mask"
Yoooo lmao
That ain't a win, that's just a stalemate in the end broooooo
someone: i hate lazy people
lazy people: why? we didnt even do anything
fr
BAHAHHAHAHAH HELP THATS SO FUNNY
Well they’re just gonna shoot back with ‘Exactly.’
That's not funny and very overused ngl.
LOL
0:21 i always say "no one asked you to be born but that happened."😭
ig
Lol
Emotional damage!
woah nice one
WELP I'M USING THAT
"You're worthless."
"Looks like someone has been staring at mirror for too long."
39 buried. 0 found
0:21
"Didn't ask"
"You cared enough to reply"
underrated
@@_interstXllar_not really like almost everyone is using this roast
It's more like
"I don't care"
"You cared enough to reply"
I personally prefer "if we all just sat there waiting for someone to ask us something that specific, we would be as silent as you should be for the rest of your life"
Thanks, my fights with the shampoo bottles in the shower will go a lot better now
I’m glad☺☺
I wheezed at this- 😂
@@ShadowedSkies83 Lol, do you play wcue? I'm just curious 💀 a wcue player would say smt like that
@@ShadowedSkies83 OMG SLAY U PROBABLY DO, I SEE BY UR PFP ON UR ACC
HELLOOOOO YES I DOO 💅
“You are stupid”
“That’s why we have a lot in common”
I Would Say: "Aren't You Already That"
I've won, but at what cost?
One of the best example of "if I'm going down, you're going down too"
If someone says "i dont care" then say:
*"you cared enough to reply"*
But you didnt care about this reply.
“Awh, i’m just being honest with my feelings like the teacher said;honesty is the best policy; by telling that i don’t really give a damn, what do you want me to do, cry in front of you like you’re made of onions?”
Fr
Bully: Stop being different
Me: Stop being an NPC
good one
♾️ IQ PERSON RIGHT HERE!!!!!
Blud gonna get special treatment from the bully after that
@@markmoredo2598 lmao💀
Nah if someone calls me weird I’ll say: No, I’m not weird, I just actually have a personality 😂
thats funny bro
Damn that's kinda weird bro
@@JoThNoMitheyre not weird, they just actually have a personality
Another one I have when someone says to me “ imagine being adopted “ I say : at least they wanted to me
No they left u at a adoption center
Ur mom didn’t have a choice
@@elephantdanceparty7917 huh
@@btw.cam1 Yeah u would say "At least they wanted me, ur mom didn’t have a choice”
@@elephantdanceparty7917 yup
If someone says "Your a giraffe ill meet you at the zoo." Say "Omg! I'll see you there! The ape exhibit is my fav!"
let me guess you got a long ass neck
Or “Damn I can’t wait to see you in the whale exhibit”
"You shouldn't go to the zoo, 'cause if you do, they'll shut down the zoo thinking a gorilla is on the loose" 💀
i dont think anyone is going to say that lol. but i guess its usefull
how about " i dont have time to go to your house"
we're getting shoved in a locker with this one 🗣
If someone calls you short, say: "Giraffes are tall, but lions rule"
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We are turning into lone wolves with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Be an alpha 💯💯💯
But lions are afraid of giraffes
@@DominicLaquihon No way. Who said?
@@GO_Get_That its a fact.
If someone says “I’m not your mirror”, say: and I’m not your reflection
no just say 'at least i dont crack mirrors'
nah say ''yeah bc ur not as pretty as me''
I usually just say "Yeah, that's why I said it."
“You are weak.”
“So was your father’s protection.”
Deadass😵🤯☠️💀😈
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Damnn😂😂😂😂
Me: So what do I say when people call me lazy?
The video: You’re on your own
@@lilyaka9194 “I didn’t even do anything”
0:36 I DONT GET IT
If someone is rubbing off on you, that means they're influencing you.
@@yorp. ohh tysm
"Your short"
"Yep, like this i will not be the first to be wet by the rain"
"your short"
"thanks"
What?
@@user-sz3vg6lz2xthe rain will touch tall people first dummy go back to preschool
What the sigma?
"Your short."
"I like it bc I'm one of the last people that the rain touches." *
*
this video is made for people like your friends who you joke around with, but if someone is genuinely trying to argue with you, don’t say anything back. it always better to ignore someone with the wrong opinion 👍
I have kids arguing with me everyday
best life advice on the internet
@@legloto4 fr, kids nowadays don't deserve attention
the best comeback is:
I ate 5 homeless people because I thought they were watermelons
😭
What?
Huh?
Ah, I see. Confusing your opponent, I guess that works.
You black?
"That'll get em." ahh comebacks 💀💀💀
@@ConeheadTVV "That's the spirit, attaboy! Go teach that diddily darn rascal a lesson!" ahh
chill bro that was 4 years ago😭
Some little kid is prob watching this vid and is saving it for the perfect time.
@@Phobiathething like u ☠
Just pull their mom's
If someone calls me a nerd , i'd reply "I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you."
OHHHHHHHH🤯🤯🤯🤯
Lolllll😧
Could be better than that. No offense
You call arrogant being “smart” ?
I’d reply: “well that’s just you’re opinion, i guess trash talking is what people call smart these days”
Bully: ur short
Me: without the "s" and "r"
But what if they also call you ugly
@@xavier93"Wow, then we must be siblings... I can't tell the difference between us two!"
@@thecubeisalie413 or “the mirror is that way”
@@xavier93 *looks past* "That's your gf..."
@@thecubeisalie413 💀
“If someone says shut up say…” “i ate five homeless people because i thought they were watermelons 😈”
Oh now I get it
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@@ihavenoname-qm8nr no?!
When someone calls you ugly, say "I didn't know you thought of me as your mom's mirror, glad I could help!"
Oh shit nah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@mr.wweallstars4810there should not be that many emojis in the comments section
@xavier93 why you concerned about my comments and the emojis I put, I'mma grown ass man, I do wtf I wanna do fool.
@@mr.wweallstars4810 I was just saying. There is no need for that many emojis. It is funny but not that funny.
@xavier93 ok I understand I may have over did it but even still I do wtf I want
Bully : hey let's have a roast battle
Bully: your so skinny just any thing they say
You : you have 363 days in your year
Bully: how?
You : because you have no mothers day or fathers day
Please like if you liked my roast
That's a little rude, but OK
@@piggyisbetterthandoors isn’t that the point :/
@@Phobiathething yea kind of
No bully would ask you to have a roast battle
thats not how it goes... the bully will probably cook u up hard instead of saying that lame ass roast
The intense banjo, the short and to-the-point nature, this is a great video.
"I didnt ask"
"But did your mom ask you to be born?"
im sorry but this is so corny did u come from corny town?
@minecraftersteve5558 lol
That actually nice
Cringe as hell
CHOMIK
Technically she asked without speaking
YEEHAW! MARVELOUS COMEBACKS PARTNER!
Naw these suck
@@user-sz3vg6lz2x You do not know shit about what you're talking about, diddy boy.
@@user-sz3vg6lz2xlike everyone’s brains when they ask u any math question and believe it
@@user-sz3vg6lz2xthese suck? Bro these are so useful af, like wdym?
I can't find a single comeback that's good here
Directions unclear, I got shot
ARE YOU OKAY?!??? 😮
@@SecretShennBetter late than never. 🫠🫠
@@SecretShennbro thinks he actually got shot
Thanks for these insults! It’ll definitely help me in the long run
Naw, don’t use them
@@user-sz3vg6lz2x okay then I won’t
As if you have ever taken a run
@@troy-l1b well no because they always fall short
"you're short"
"yeah, that's right! Now go and cast your magic, knife ear, if there's even a spell that makes your face somewhat pretty"
D&D roasts. Nice.
0:07 overused
Fr
True
@@ALPHASKOPEI've never heard this wydm mean "overused" 💀💀💀
@@user-gz1bn1hf8zThen u live under a rock cuz ive heard this hundreds of times
Then say "keep rolling your eyes you might find your brain oh wait your brain is probably to small to be seen"
If somebody says shut up say IATEFIVEHOMELESSPEOPLECUZITHOUGHTTHEYWEREWATERMELONS
i don't get it
@@am-jc9ygthey mean I ate five homeless people cuz I thought they were watermelons
@@Player3877-wc you didn't explain anything, what does watermelons have to do with homeless and why are they 5 exactly??????
If a bully calls me dumb I say:
Thanks for not calling me a nerd.
Please don't use it
Hey! 😢😂
“you’re short”
“it makes me more lovable as there is less to hate”
“you’re weird”
“im me not my fault it makes me weird”
"You're weird"
"Do I have to recite to you the definition of "unique" or what?"
"You're a nerd"
"That still means I have more IQ than you"
you're* 🤓
@@LionLucky435 LOL
Also another comeback “if someone says your forehead is big” say this “at least mines not built like the wall of china”
A better comeback to that is: Atleast I cant build a helipad on mine
Finally ! I needed a comeback for that one!
If someone says "I didn’t ask", say: "Your parents didn’t ask for you either, but here we are."
Bro I can’t remember all of this! It’s too good!😂❤
I was watching until the end. I then noticed that in the very end, it said “have fun roasting your FRIENDS” haha. While watching it, I was thinking the exact opposite of friends 😬
This is one of my favorites: "Your mom is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke"
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@@AditiSubramanian21what
If someone calls you stupid say : "Yeah I know, unlike me your brains has two halfs, the left side has nothing right, and the right side has nothing left"
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@@AditiSubramanian21 uhh what?
"you're stupid."
"i know"
bro gave up
Enemy: you are a usty musty crusty rusty fatherless rat. Me: I’m surprised we’re not twins :)
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯thank you!!! I am going to use these daily!!!
If someone roasts you,say:stop describing yourself
That’s pretty boring
If somebody calls you ugly say:I'm a human not a mirror
Old
I’m a human not a reflection
If someone says shut up, say:
I ate 5 homeless people because I thought they were watermelon
WHY
That’s the same one another guy said a day earlier than you.
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"I dint ask"
" No one has to ask me "
“i didn’t ask”
“you don’t have to ask me”
"The next time you visit an aquarium, a whale will think you're its long-lost brother."
Yessir 0:53
“You’re stupid”
*”Man, if I was water, and if water was stupid, you’d be an ocean.”*
“Nobody cares”
*”About you.”*
"Man if i was water and if water was stupid youd be an ocean while im a desert."
cringe
Low key smart
Dang we could go to the principal office with that one
@@ImIzzyy_kittyymelanie fan spotted
*devious laughter* THIS POWER IS UNIMAGINABLE thank you so much now i wont lose an argument to a 7 yearold in games anymore
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That jumpscare sent me to heaven for 5 seconds💀
If someone tells me "I didnt ask"
I reply with "Your parents didnt ask for you, they were just enjoying themselves but here we are"
A comeback if someone calls you ugly: bro im a mirror
This was good because im short and also i think there could be for the 'i didnt ask' u could do ' then why did u listen'
im using this roast on mu friend too,Thanks a lot 😊
Your parents didn't ask for you either but your still here thats a better one
@@timetoplayagain4545 they didn’t ask but atleast they care abt me and want me unlike urs and they educated me to have a proper additute oh wait nobody cares abt u. Sorry abt that it’s just a comeback to that roast
Uh I listened cuz my ears function but I wish they didn’t so I couldn’t listen to u
Because I have ears dumbass.
Likewise, if someone says you’re tall in a rude way just say “I’m glad you’re short. It gives me less of you to like.”
@@AditiSubramanian21Reported for spam.
If someone calls you ugly, say; "I ate five homeless people because I thought they were watermelons"
Thanks! I really needed this, I get bulked a lot and they always say these things to me! I know what to say back to them now!
There's a another roast!
If ur bullied say
You:Can u see ur brain
Bully's:no
Then u don't have a brain
Bully's:😳😳😳🤯
@@Btwsunverise_coco sucks
"Psst! Hey! How's the weather up there?" "You're funny kid, how's the pollution down there?"
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If someone says “shut up.” to you. Say “i ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelons.”
“.I didn’t ask”
“ I didn’t answer”
: what a comeback😂😂😂😂
Ahh yes! Thank you! This is what I need! 😊❤🎉
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If somebody says ur stupid or something say “ Thanks you too 😊 “
That burns you AND the bully at the same time
If someone says shut up, say:
"I ate five homeless people because i thought they were watermelons"
HAHAHAHAHAH 😭 DEFINITELY USING ITTT
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@@DogeyboyThePieChow no
@@TLbloxxer yes
“And who cares”
“About you”
Best Disney Channel movie comebacks
😂
i love how they said now u can roast friends when most people came here to find comebacks to deal w bullies-
If someone says "I'm smarter than you" say "ok if you are smart spell it" "ok S m a r t see, I am smart" then say "no I said smell IT not smart"
If someone calls you stupid, say, "Yeah, from listening to your yapping"
When someone calls you ugly, say " I didn't know I was a mirror".
Nah thats a weak comeback
@@nickhollow maybe to you
@@josephdennis-h8c ye
@@josephdennis-h8c someone could say: well you sure are a dirty and broken mirror.
@@josephdennis-h8c basically countering the insult and insulting someone for being dirty and broke.
Finally, i know how to infuriate my enemies and the immature people with their phrases that are in this video, but honestly great vid
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If someone says you are short : but my sense is taller than yours
Y/n: your lazy
Me: I know I am and we will keep it that way
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"Shut up!": I ate 5 homeless people because I thought they were watermelon
Bully: your ugly😂
Me: iam not your mirror
Shiver me timbers🥶🥶🥶
@@gosponmiksi i know
Thank you! Imma use some of these!
the one video that we all needed
this is hilarious af
As when the fuck were you born😎
@@seandraymoments777worst comeback I’ve ever heard
0:11 Me who likes being short: Welp that one's pointless
Awh ur so smoll 🎀🎀
@@5555FunkyMonkey :)
@@doodlebugsarethegoat no.
If somebody calls you ugly, tell them "your mirrors over there."
There’s a mirror in the bathroom.
Or “there is a mirror in the bathroom if you need to go look at one.”
Ah yes, very original.
@@brothergokusan ikr lol
Say “I didn’t know I was a mirror”
I have a twin sister, and everytime I say "Your ugly." She stares into my soul and says "We're twins💀" After that, I shut up.
them: you're short
me: you're tall, see, we can both lie
If someone says give me money i say go get money for yourself + not my problem + go get a job + or be poor
If someone says “shut up” then say : I ate 5 homeless people because I thought they were watermelon-
HEHEHEHA!
The whole school is gonna go crazy
When someone cheats in any game and at the end says "ez", say "Not ez if you needed to cheat to win"
If someone says "You're fat", say "I'm not fat, I'm just stronger than you"
If someone says "Are u gonna cry now hahaha", say "No but that's what ur mom did when you were born"
We're in 2016 roasts with this one 🔥 🔥
Yeahh
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