Reminds me of this joke I once heard that I steal occasionally where if Im Kevin and my bud is Kyle and we're getting some water bottles. I'll tell them that I'll mark yours as "K" so I know its for Kyle and not Kevin. Usually gets a good laugh from ambient older folks.
My mom raised me on the original Kids in the Hall, I introduced her to That Mitchell & Webb Look... she hit me with I Think You Should Leave. She wins, hands down (although Mitchell & Webb is my favorite sketch comedy)
Sometimes when I just happen to say something in a melancholy tone, I'll follow it up with "I don't even wanna be around anymore." However, I've learned that I really need to read the room first before I say that.
“You’re saying we’re allowed to swear, I’m saying ‘Big fat load of cum and horse cock’ and you’re getting mad” this is my favorite 💀. This sketch actually made me feel bad for Tim’s character especially the end when his mom picks him up.
@@josheaster1547it's not so much that. The ending shows he has a devoutly religious mother, so he doesn't curse around her. This is his one escape where he can act like himself and not upset his mother, but he keeps getting rejected by people.
If I was a big ol guy with a big burly white beard would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back. THINK ABOUT THAT.
@@cheesysteak7057 after a workout I tell people I can feel it in my "bare butt balls and back" It doesn't have to make sense it's just that it's weird enough to remember. The whole point of it is to get a "wtf" reaction from people
sometimes when im driving my car or just doing some shopping, these scenes randomly pop up in my head and i start laughing like a twisted frickin cycle path
Twisted cycle paths are the worst ones. I know that one day I'll be overtaking a jogger on a blind corner and another cyclist will be coming the other way, and I probably won't make it.
I was taking an MSHA (Mine safety) course and dozens of people have been brutally killed by being ran over by haul trucks but i couldnt stop grinning thinking about this quote
The funniest thing is when Mr. Andrews asked "How much it cost?" because the voiceover is reading it in the past tense, but Mr. Andrews in the flashback still delivers the line in the wrong tense. Kills me every time 😆
I think the part about this that’s confusing is the ad libbing from the manager. But the reader in the courtroom isn’t actually quoting him so the tense is ok.
@@chrismccleary4731 the manager is speaking directly to him, so he should be saying something like "how much DID it cost?" but his mouth matches the lawyer
There's a guy from another department who is on one of my reoccurring virtual meetings at work who sounds EXACTLY like Ruben from the Car Focus Group sketch. I cannot stop thinking about him when I hear this guy talk, and I don't know what he looks like which makes it even better. STINKY!
I like the one where he said “AND NOW YOU CANT TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR HOUSE, CAUSE YOUR TOILET CANT SUCK EM DOWN AND YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH,has this ever happened to”
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"Billy me or billy him?"
"Your name's billy too?"
"No that's why I'm so fucking confused"
My favorite line
I bout cracked a rib when I first saw that
3:54
@@evastood4539omg thank you
Reminds me of this joke I once heard that I steal occasionally where if Im Kevin and my bud is Kyle and we're getting some water bottles. I'll tell them that I'll mark yours as "K" so I know its for Kyle and not Kevin.
Usually gets a good laugh from ambient older folks.
The lower case "WHAT THE HELL?" in the court scene has been stuck in my head for so long.
I literally use "it's illegal for you to ask me that" at least a couple times a week. Thank you
You literally do?
Brian's hat is also in my head . "Don't do the voice"
you're going to single handedly save the english language @andrewjohnson8508
@@dehydra8edwaterhe's literally going to save the English language
Most underrated response. Nice.
"Merideth, I'm worried your baby thinks people can't change"
I said USED TO BE !
"No that's why I'm so fucking confused"
Can't remember the last time seeing such a perfect delivery of a line
It really is perfect haha
"Its got a bush? What the hell?" from the new season rivals it, i think
@@4282Gregexactly
This vid is right in my Q zone
Your whole family hates you, only I love you!
I heard they got Jeff Chris to fly down from Indiana to mix it professionally
PALM TREE GIRLS LIKE PALM TREE GUYS!
All hail the Q drop
It’s not exactly in my Q Zone, is it?
THE SKELETONS WILL PULL YOUR HAIR!!! UP BUT NOT… OUT
And- AND THE WORMS ARE THEIR MONEY... SO ARE THE BONES
Anybody else just watch this show constantly everyday? I’ve never met anyone in real life that watches this show and I need to be all of your friends
There's an entire subreddit for that buddy
I sent this to my sister and she's horrified. But she's a square tho ⬜
Everyone I've shown judges the hell outta me 😂. But I don't even care, this show is that good I keep spreading the gospel.
I’ll eat Doug’s mom’s wig I don’t care.
My mom raised me on the original Kids in the Hall, I introduced her to That Mitchell & Webb Look... she hit me with I Think You Should Leave. She wins, hands down (although Mitchell & Webb is my favorite sketch comedy)
Sometimes when I just happen to say something in a melancholy tone, I'll follow it up with "I don't even wanna be around anymore." However, I've learned that I really need to read the room first before I say that.
"You cant change the rules just because you dont like how I am doing them"
“You’re saying we’re allowed to swear, I’m saying ‘Big fat load of cum and horse cock’ and you’re getting mad” this is my favorite 💀. This sketch actually made me feel bad for Tim’s character especially the end when his mom picks him up.
i love it whenever someone is just trying to be funny
@@josheaster1547it's not so much that. The ending shows he has a devoutly religious mother, so he doesn't curse around her. This is his one escape where he can act like himself and not upset his mother, but he keeps getting rejected by people.
This one is so autism coded ❤
I’m not trying to ruin anyone’s day…
At least his mom picks him up : (
Missing the one line that repeats almost constantly in my brain: "The water doesn't stink. You're choking to death."
Whole place stinks
Something about it stinks
POPPERSSSS
What's that's going on out there
what da heck is that that's goin on out there???
"Two motorcycles with a little HOUSE in the middle!?"
Oh yeah, they got motorcycles 😁
Okaaayyyy
i think i quote “They said that to ME aaaaat a dinner!” atleast once a day
I use " bare butt and balls and back" daily. Love that show
If I was a big ol guy with a big burly white beard would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back. THINK ABOUT THAT.
bro what situations do you find yourself in daily where that phrase even fits
@@cheesysteak7057 after a workout I tell people I can feel it in my "bare butt balls and back"
It doesn't have to make sense it's just that it's weird enough to remember. The whole point of it is to get a "wtf" reaction from people
@@cheesysteak7057 It's literally illegal for you to ask him that
"I didn't do fucking shit!" and "We can say whatever the HELL we want..." are two things I say at least once a week.
Yes but "I don't think you're allowed to do that" for me lol
How about "I'm not in trouble" when your boss catches you looking at a nude egg you won from your game?
Personally I'm a big fan of " That's actually, how I know about the iceCream store."
Triples of the Barracuda
Tell him, tell him I got triples.
Triples is best.
Wink
@@mitchellanderson3068 triples is safe
Whenever my dog acts up, I calmly reminder her that it's just me and that I'm not the Blues Brothers.
Big fan of “You thought it was funny!” “I thought it was INTERESTING!”
i can’t know how to hear anymore about TABLES
DANG IT I FORGOT THAT ONE
TAY-BULLS
@@joshwhalen17 DIRR_TAYYY TAY_BULLS
@@joshwhalen17You shouldn't have yelled at Eddie.
@@Ffejro12256she doesn't actually yell at Eddie, I've watched it a bunch of times
I can’t imagine trying to condense one video like this. I feel like the entire script of 2 seasons occupies permanent residence in my consciousness.
My buddies and I refer to ourselves as the "dangerous nights" crew when we go out without our wives
The one where he's choking: "What the heck is that it's going on out there?!" I say that to my cat all the time when he's looking out the window.
“I was a piece of shit though!”
“-used to be.”
“I said WAS!”
sometimes when im driving my car or just doing some shopping, these scenes randomly pop up in my head and i start laughing like a twisted frickin cycle path
cycle path
Twisted cycle paths are the worst ones. I know that one day I'll be overtaking a jogger on a blind corner and another cyclist will be coming the other way, and I probably won't make it.
"I can't know how to hear any more about tables!"
I want a button that will yell "Wrong!" in his voice on demand
Cut the best line from the hotdog spanking part. "well one of us is going to have to do it!"
no one’s getting spanked
they are some motherfuckers for not including that one
😂😂😂 agreed
There's a Claire's in our mall and every time I walk by I think " I just didn't want to die on the slab, like my dad"
I had Chloe. She was really cool.
She stood outside the door and made sure no one could hear the splashes
I put my dad in jib jab videos so it would look like he's alive again
😂😂😂 how were they allowed to use the name of a real store
@@akf2000 parody is allowed by law
"I just got screamed at by Freddy Kreuger!" 😂
“OMG, he admits it…he likes his mother-in-law!” 😂😂😂
teachers pet!
Fuckin paul
NOW YOU HAVE TO MARRY YOUR MOTHER IN LAW!
*admit
@@cal0954 Those are the rules! Now he has to!!
Bart Harley Jarvis is the most aggressive baby I've ever seen.
Literally just love dropping “are you gonna tell everyone I housed Dylan’s burger?” out of context to people
Love this show. This video was missing, “Stop scammin’ adults into thinking they’re stars!”
Palm tree girls love palm tree guys
Nobody tricked me, I AM a star!
@@BradLacke It's not really in my Q zone is it?
Moon river rock…moon river ROLLLL
"We're allowed to show'em nude because they ain't got no soul." lololol...dammit spectrum...bring back CorncobTV...I need my coffin drop!
coffin flop
“Your name is Billy too?
No, that’s why I’m so fucking confused” kills me every time
I say every single one of these lines
I don't even need the context of these lines to laugh at them anymore
"you think this is slicked back? THIS IS PUSHED BACK"
"he may look like a hotdog, but you're wearing a hotdog costume "
You forgot "Tiny Dinky Daffy. Pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver."
In memoriums don’t usually include how they died
I was taking an MSHA (Mine safety) course and dozens of people have been brutally killed by being ran over by haul trucks but i couldnt stop grinning thinking about this quote
GET HIM OUT! GOT-DAMMIT!
The delivery on the “throat slashed” one gets me every time.
The phrase "Butt balls and back!" Pops into my head at least twice a week.
"Think about that!"
“You gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house!” Is such an underrated line
Brian’s hat… “Nobody said shit dude, nobody said shit”. 😂😂🤣 and then the discarded dice.
This made me cry from laughing so hard. I️ love this show so much and this is like every best part strung together
(When he was talking about Dan Flashes) "You go in, YES YOU DO, You go in!" I say that at least 10x a day minimum.
I CANT SEE SHIT OUT THE SIDES OF MY EYES!
Gets me every single time
"Bare butt, balls, and back" is a quote that I adore but I am yet to use.
"I almost killed myself, Juuulieee"
Stoo.sayijg thatttt 😂😂
Everyone knows the best line is “Sloppy steaks!!!”
The funniest thing is when Mr. Andrews asked "How much it cost?" because the voiceover is reading it in the past tense, but Mr. Andrews in the flashback still delivers the line in the wrong tense. Kills me every time 😆
I think the part about this that’s confusing is the ad libbing from the manager. But the reader in the courtroom isn’t actually quoting him so the tense is ok.
@@chrismccleary4731 the manager is speaking directly to him, so he should be saying something like "how much DID it cost?" but his mouth matches the lawyer
“How much it cost?” Could be present or past, because it’s missing some words that would have made it less ambiguous
@@ccgerrity yeah I think it’s just to be funny lol
i never noticed this, that’s so funny. good catch
"You gotta give!"
"I eat paper all the time!"
"Bigger than a horse's...I like the sound of that"
"Your names Billy too?"
"No that's why I'm so FUCKING confused"
"I cannot think any good car-ideas when this guy keep farting!"
gotta walk to the food store gotta walk to the house
tiny jeans, chicken spaghetti at chickolinis
They can't stop you from ordering a glass of water
I was a big piece of shit BIG TIME!
“Don’t come over by me!”
Fri….day….night I’m thinkin that we…just…..might
It’s *interesting*, the ghosts.
The skeletons will pull your hair up, but NOT out!
2:50 has to be my number one recall every time.
0:32 me anytime i have to wear anything that isn’t a t-shirt
they said that to me at a dinner is my personal fav
"Look at their toes, like so many curled canned shrimp!"
Bare butt balls and back kills me lmao. Also, YOU THINK THIS IS SLICKED BACK?! THIS IS PULLED BACK!
Bozo did the dub
Not included but my favorites, "you wore that dress yesterday! " and "its all right babrie I'm not the blues brothers."
I use "Stop! Stop! Please let me go first! Please let me go first! I'm doing something!" constantly.
She just keeps eating batteries. She says she’s not eating them, but then we go to the doctors and they’re like yeah we found another battery in there
“Now you have to marry your mother in law!” I always want to say that one irl but I know almost nobody would get it 😢
Busting out of shitwood and hitting pavement
All we're doing is shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out!
I can't quote this with anyone, no one I know has seen it 😭
Even worse when most of your closest friends don't like it 🥺
I know it’s terrible no one knows what I’m talking about
You can say whatever the HELL you want.
@@joemiller7082 jizz
Dude I can’t WAIT for Computer School. Tim, we need a trailer and release date!!!!!!
Nothing has made me laugh more than this show.
For some reason I always think of “T A B L E S” and “leaveitthefuckalone”. But the best to use is “I don’t even wanna be around anymore.”
"No that's why I'm so fucking confused" is an underrated clip from this show
I 'die' laughing when I hear the skeleton song
Your name is Billy too?
No, that's why I'm so fucking confused.
That shit gets me every time.
Somebody asked is he famous? I mean, he`s no Roy Donk.
I'm not sure if this will help but he was also on the Colgate Comedy Hour...
“Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement”
omg we need another season of ITYSL and Auntie Donna
“You don’t wanna help me, you just wanna yell.” I feel that daily
You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back!
I tell my roommate every morning that he’s not part of the turbo team.
YOU GOTTA GIVE
"Im worried that the baby doesn't believe people can change." That one always gets me.
‘Dangerous nights crew…? We went for wings once’
There's a guy from another department who is on one of my reoccurring virtual meetings at work who sounds EXACTLY like Ruben from the Car Focus Group sketch. I cannot stop thinking about him when I hear this guy talk, and I don't know what he looks like which makes it even better. STINKY!
he's a whole mood, i love him
This has become the most quotable show every I could literally quote this show all day I love it so much they have to make a season 4
Why is “you gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house!” So funny
I like the one where he said “AND NOW YOU CANT TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR HOUSE, CAUSE YOUR TOILET CANT SUCK EM DOWN AND YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH,has this ever happened to”
The old man costume one is so damn good, seeing his character go from being so incredibly excited about doing it to wanting to die 😅
This cured me
up but not out
He got thrown down the stairs at Dan Flashes. Shut the f*ck up Doug, I did though. 🤣🤣🤣
i love how pretty much the entire parking lot skit is in here lol. 10/10 skit one of the best of the whole show
"These tables are my corn."
I can’t go a day without watching this show, It’s starting to be a problem
real.