i think you should leave quotes that live rent free in my brain part 2

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  • @sleepylilguy
    @sleepylilguy  2 года назад +56

    part 1 ruclips.net/video/Zs3sAEpv_nw/видео.html

  • @Greasyheels
    @Greasyheels Год назад +819

    Screaming at someone to hold the door while calmly walking to it was funnier than I thought.

  • @Awecyan32
    @Awecyan32 Год назад +1512

    I always laugh so hard at "not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, not trying to make someone have the worst night at their job. But do any of these... FUCKERS..." it's just so genuine and so off the wall.

  • @JohnnyHopkins36
    @JohnnyHopkins36 2 года назад +2250

    You need to make a 3rd so we can have triples…

  • @mangonion5085
    @mangonion5085 Год назад +338

    Bob Odenkirks sketch is so great, its simultaneously hilarious while also being really sad at the same time

    • @mememachine-386
      @mememachine-386 Год назад +18

      At least half of the skits are like that haha

    • @lenny6485
      @lenny6485 Год назад +14

      She's gonna get better

    • @BernoZombie
      @BernoZombie Год назад +1

      Better Call Saul's synopsis

    • @domskillet5744
      @domskillet5744 Год назад +13

      She's a model. She's gorgeous. But she's dying

  • @dookiepost
    @dookiepost 2 года назад +1060

    I say "gimmie dat" probably like 50-100 times a day

    • @LaplacesDemonMoves
      @LaplacesDemonMoves Год назад

      DOOKIEPOST! Your William compilations are truly a blessing. I love you

    • @rd30000
      @rd30000 Год назад +34

      I almost died laughing at that skit "make a video saying you're gonna kill the president"

    • @lelandrasor9678
      @lelandrasor9678 Год назад +4

      I won't tell anyone.

    • @jherikomark
      @jherikomark Год назад +7

      *wakes up and first words of the day are,"gimme dat"

    • @stevenlefferts7591
      @stevenlefferts7591 Год назад +1

      My bud showed me this show and now almost half of our go-to references are from I Think You Should Leave

  • @jakek1735
    @jakek1735 2 года назад +1027

    Tim: "Not trying to be funny... not trying to get a laugh..."
    Me: (dying laughing already because I know what's coming)

    • @EarlofSedgewick
      @EarlofSedgewick 2 года назад

      One of those f**kers in the wall, we know 🙄

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy 2 года назад +40

      The way he says "BLAST outta the wall..." gets me everytime.

    • @cameronbarenbrugge649
      @cameronbarenbrugge649 Год назад +26

      @@Random_Fanguy Tour Guide: "No. They don't."
      Tim: *fighting back tears* "...okay"

    • @traviswilliamson8688
      @traviswilliamson8688 Год назад +4

      Was the first episode I ever saw.....most favorite line

    • @Kimbales623
      @Kimbales623 Год назад +8

      I love the "ok.." at the end, with an unearned sense of relief.

  • @mattyice5331
    @mattyice5331 2 года назад +701

    HEY HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR! … 🚶🏻‍♂️

    • @JonOroMusic
      @JonOroMusic 2 года назад +21

      I did that like 50ft away from a restaurant door. The door was held.

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo 2 года назад +5

      The trick is to call head before you buy ticket to fly across country

    • @Gregorian82
      @Gregorian82 Год назад +19

      The calm walk that follows is nothing short of psychotic. Pure gold XD

    • @chitty_chef6167
      @chitty_chef6167 Год назад

      What is this sketch called I can't find it any where or does any one know what episode it's from

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo Год назад +1

      @@chitty_chef6167 I think you should leave

  • @ColinMoran
    @ColinMoran Год назад +275

    I'm tired of showing this show to people hoping they'll love it as much as I do but they don't so I just embrace it as my own treasure.

    • @tirasshashaty826
      @tirasshashaty826 Год назад +15

      Foreal. I’m in the same place as you, it’s legit top tier show. And it’s not being validated by my peers ):

    • @joshwhalen17
      @joshwhalen17 Год назад +20

      Then, some sunny day, you'll offhandedly utter the word "TABLES" in a public space. A stranger will meet your gaze, then calmly reply, "FUCK THEY'RE SO DIRTYYYYY".
      True love comes to those who wait.

    • @ColinMoran
      @ColinMoran Год назад +4

      @@joshwhalen17 this shall go down as one of the greatest comments in the history of RUclips.

    • @anthbart9305
      @anthbart9305 Год назад +2

      Same I think I’m god when I show them this and no reaction I legit die inside lol

    • @VanityOfEliCLee
      @VanityOfEliCLee Год назад +4

      ​@anthbart9305 or worse they say "why do you think this is funny?"

  • @Lux_Ferox
    @Lux_Ferox Год назад +107

    Him in the hotdog costume pointing and saying "WRONG!" replays in my head 50 times a day lmao

  • @charliekawasaki7730
    @charliekawasaki7730 2 года назад +981

    man these videos are almost as great as having a good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off my hand while I am driving

  • @JIGGLYPUFFLICIOUS
    @JIGGLYPUFFLICIOUS Год назад +76

    "I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT TABLES" is the best line in the history of entertainment.

    • @LiamArdo89
      @LiamArdo89 Год назад +2

      Guys.. what did I say?

  • @jasonkeenan4154
    @jasonkeenan4154 Год назад +209

    We have a rule here where if two people share an order of nachos, one person can't eat all the fully loaded nachos with all the meat and cheese.

  • @TheWacoKidd
    @TheWacoKidd 2 года назад +259

    How is it possible that quoting and watching this show never gets old? I've never seen something remotely this rewatchable

    • @TheLukeSchnabel
      @TheLukeSchnabel Год назад +2

      What show is this?

    • @TheWacoKidd
      @TheWacoKidd Год назад +9

      @@TheLukeSchnabel I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson (Netflix)
      And now your life will never be the same.

    • @jherikomark
      @jherikomark Год назад +26

      It's possible because it's completely user funded! You gotta give.

    • @TheWacoKidd
      @TheWacoKidd Год назад

      ​@@jherikomark When you donate it doesn't go to that! The money doesn't go to the video. Rick didn’t pay Mike “The Rock” Davis to do that video with donation funds like people are saying. Mike did that video for free! They grew up together, Rick and Mike, on the same street! They lost their virginity the same night at a party at the same house!

    • @wabbit8594
      @wabbit8594 Год назад

      @@jherikomark I used to not give, mainly because I WAS a piece of shit.

  • @markolson9913
    @markolson9913 2 года назад +176

    Seems like a dream come true to have Bob Odenkirk help you lie. Then he turns it into a nightmare

    • @jherikomark
      @jherikomark Год назад +7

      Hey I mean he helps you lie, then you gotta help him lie

  • @drewbsn
    @drewbsn Год назад +17

    the pauses and downward inflection of each sentence in that haunted house bit are pure genius.

  • @lygiabird6988
    @lygiabird6988 Год назад +88

    I have to thank the creator of this video so much… I had never heard of this show before and I have 100% NEVER cried laughing so many times at a show. It’s so genius

  • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
    @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 2 года назад +59

    THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN

    • @Spork.
      @Spork. 2 года назад +2

      It gets me every time idk why lmao

    • @lelandrasor9678
      @lelandrasor9678 Год назад +3

      But what's her job!?

    • @FinaBoBina
      @FinaBoBina Год назад +2

      @@lelandrasor9678 TAY-BULLZZZZ

  • @scottdixon3417
    @scottdixon3417 2 года назад +132

    Most quotable sketch comedy ever

    • @TheWacoKidd
      @TheWacoKidd 2 года назад +4

      Most quotable anything ever. This show has replaced The Big Lebowski for me

    • @cal0954
      @cal0954 2 года назад +18

      This is even better than the Colgate comedy hour

    • @bordy217
      @bordy217 Год назад +2

      @@cal0954 This show introduced me to TC Tuggers and I am grateful. The belly of my t shirts aren't stretched and worn out anymore!

    • @cal0954
      @cal0954 Год назад +3

      @@bordy217 They're not a joke though

  • @raiderfan2010
    @raiderfan2010 Год назад +36

    "I had a cool job that I loved..." Will always be one of my favorite lines.

  • @TheBlyzzrd
    @TheBlyzzrd Год назад +6

    2:21 "I'M NOT CHANGING THE RULES!!!"
    "Big fat load of c*m l, then."

  • @tomcass921
    @tomcass921 2 года назад +54

    This has been every conversation with my friends since the show came out

  • @NicoAnimation
    @NicoAnimation Год назад +25

    Christ I love how high pitched his voice gets as he says "You would have NOT liked me back then..."

  • @blitz2107
    @blitz2107 11 месяцев назад +4

    I am so tempted to yell “hold that door” at work 😂

  • @samsummer8382
    @samsummer8382 2 года назад +144

    Jesus did that nice old man really just house Dylans burger?

    • @aronsteinn9245
      @aronsteinn9245 2 года назад

      No I don’t think he did but I did see a video of Dylan say he was going to kill the president…

    • @spencer2041
      @spencer2041 Год назад

      Hey, I have a video of this guy saying he's going to kill the president!

    • @FinaBoBina
      @FinaBoBina Год назад

      No! Dylan was gonna kill the president. It's not on video, but it's true

    • @luke.hillis7634
      @luke.hillis7634 Год назад +10

      He was joking

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty Год назад +4

      He's just a scared little boy

  • @slackerofhell
    @slackerofhell Год назад +15

    My one buddy and I go back and forth saying "what" to each other in a more and more upset tone and we give in and start laughing

  • @Levi_Tollefson
    @Levi_Tollefson Год назад +50

    I laughed to the point of developing abs the first time I watched and he was screaming "Hold That Door!" and then slowly walking towards it 😂

  • @axe2grind244
    @axe2grind244 2 года назад +35

    I probably scream “IM RUINED!!!” at least 17 times a week.

  • @theholymackerel072
    @theholymackerel072 2 года назад +125

    “There’s too much fuckin’ shit on me.”

    • @raineyelaine
      @raineyelaine Год назад +13

      I don’t wanna be around anymore.

    • @blakewalters1001
      @blakewalters1001 Год назад +6

      What does that do for the greater good?

    • @TheCameraBro
      @TheCameraBro Год назад +3

      The prank is that there’s a real guy in here that’s th- that’s the new prank

    • @jherikomark
      @jherikomark Год назад

      ​@@raineyelaine like... You don't wanna be alive anymore?

  • @ianranta6411
    @ianranta6411 Год назад +7

    I wish I would have done that “hold that door” bit at my last job.

  • @alfiebruce8998
    @alfiebruce8998 2 года назад +17

    “No way dude. You live like so far. Come to meee”

  • @thefaulkness
    @thefaulkness Год назад +10

    This show ages like a fine wine

  • @jaymoney522
    @jaymoney522 2 года назад +50

    This man has just the right amount of sickness. He's absolutely delightful

  • @StonefolkNetwork
    @StonefolkNetwork Год назад +35

    I hear “Do any of these…..fuckers…” in my head all the time, along with “I don’t want to be around anymore.”

    • @jherikomark
      @jherikomark Год назад +1

      He doesn't wanna be alive anymore... He just wants to be a ghost in that house

    • @paintedexpressionssogriffi1322
      @paintedexpressionssogriffi1322 Год назад

      Same - those two lines and 'ugh, these tables are FILTHY!!!' run through my brain a lot.

  • @TheRealPhenomS
    @TheRealPhenomS Год назад +16

    This video is a good apology for forgetting about "I cant know how to hear any more about tables!" In part 1

  • @rootsm3
    @rootsm3 Год назад +6

    I would kill to have a blooper reel because there’s no way they got through this shit in one take

  • @feralscooter
    @feralscooter Год назад +16

    Anyone else can't wait for season 3 in less than 2 months? I heard they flew down Jeff Chris from Indiana to produce it professionally

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 7 месяцев назад +3

    "oh my god Johnny Carson just fucking hit me"

  • @stephennicholas7095
    @stephennicholas7095 Год назад +27

    I quote "I'm jokin" almost every day but I'm pretty sure nobody knows what it's in reference to.

  • @xpxnchyx
    @xpxnchyx Год назад +3

    You think this is slicked back?? This is PUSHED back

  • @qazyhoods
    @qazyhoods Год назад +5

    I GUESS if nobody wants this "car", I'll "take it"

  • @LMarti13
    @LMarti13 Год назад +6

    THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!!!!!!!

  • @cal0954
    @cal0954 2 года назад +31

    You guys know something about Tim Robinson... He gives

    • @alexbrand4284
      @alexbrand4284 2 года назад +4

      can I tell you something?

    • @Thegooman67
      @Thegooman67 2 года назад +4

      @@alexbrand4284 You yelled at me

    • @FinaBoBina
      @FinaBoBina Год назад

      I mean... You gotta give sooooo

  • @VanityOfEliCLee
    @VanityOfEliCLee Год назад +3

    One of my favorites. "No it couldnt, youre dressed like a hot dog." "So is that guy" "...wha...oh no!"

  • @Moms_Spaghetti
    @Moms_Spaghetti Год назад +5

    THIS IS THE MADDEST IVE EVER BEEN!

  • @snoop4470
    @snoop4470 Год назад +5

    "Triples of the road runner" is a favorite line of mine.

    • @Matt-gs2mf
      @Matt-gs2mf Год назад +2

      oh good that deal went through

  • @Catzchiqe
    @Catzchiqe Год назад +2

    The fact that none of Patti Harrison’s lines are in here is a crime against humanity

  • @nononononolistenlisten1
    @nononononolistenlisten1 Год назад +3

    I always be saying "do any of these...fuckers..."

  • @illegal_Guatemalan
    @illegal_Guatemalan Год назад +1

    At 1:26 him walking slow fucking got me so bad

  • @iameric1019
    @iameric1019 Год назад +3

    "It's ok Barbie, I'm not the Blues Brothers"

  • @jaidemarie999
    @jaidemarie999 11 месяцев назад +1

    HEY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR

  • @cabbagesavage6411
    @cabbagesavage6411 2 года назад +11

    I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables!

  • @melissa171799
    @melissa171799 Год назад +4

    "I was taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss and letting the last 2 seconds shoot straight down my leg." "What?!"

  • @ion3122
    @ion3122 11 месяцев назад +1

    They need another season of this!!!!

  • @nicolebrown622
    @nicolebrown622 Год назад +1

    “Hey Debbie what’s goin on? YOU WORE THAT DRESS YESTERDAY!”

  • @rikjamesguitare
    @rikjamesguitare Год назад +2

    1:00 one of the hardest laughs I've had in years. He's fuckin crying and STILL asks 🤣🤣😭💀💀

  • @imsaranicetomeetyou1045
    @imsaranicetomeetyou1045 Год назад +2

    Fri-day-night. I'm thinking that we-just-might.

  • @DrMontrays
    @DrMontrays Год назад +3

    I just fucking love how Tim, as a grown man, comes out literally shedding tears after the tour guide yells at him
    2:22 another amazing moment

  • @dubugga
    @dubugga Год назад +5

    1:25 Jesus, Saint Mary and Joseph I laughed so fucken hard that scene. Omfg.

  • @Tony-Gunk
    @Tony-Gunk 2 года назад +16

    I live along and I'm randomly compelled to yell "Bart Harley Jarvis" every couple days

    • @thelolmighty
      @thelolmighty Год назад

      I was so sad to see that Tiny Dinky Daffy was pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver at the young age of 92 :(

  • @JesseJ588
    @JesseJ588 Год назад +2

    "I can't know how to hear any more about tables!" 😂

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 Год назад +4

    2:58 speeds up to like 3 mph, just cuts to a red screen with like a horror movie trailer sound effect 😂

  • @kahwigulum
    @kahwigulum Год назад +2

    "I'm concerned your baby doesn't think people can change."

  • @alysonmcmanus2005
    @alysonmcmanus2005 2 года назад +10

    You think this hair is slicked back, it’s pushed back.

  • @seanhelligso6518
    @seanhelligso6518 Год назад +3

    The most quoted piece of media in my entire life. Somehow it always makes sense.

  • @LucaGRizzi
    @LucaGRizzi Год назад +1

    "THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN"

  • @hrothgarnogar
    @hrothgarnogar Год назад +1

    I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE 'BOUT TABLES

  • @RickFoxChicken
    @RickFoxChicken 2 года назад +13

    Well this certainly won't pass the new youtube policy with that opening scene 😂

    • @bronsonscott
      @bronsonscott Год назад

      I was thinking that too like how the hell did I get recommended this lol glad I did tho

  • @dingus2k
    @dingus2k Год назад +1

    ghost tour is an absolute banger i laugh before tim even opens his mouth every time i watch that one

  • @brelearnsguitar
    @brelearnsguitar 7 месяцев назад +1

    Summer loving episode my brothers and I quote daily. “Ahhwwww ArE yOu SuRe?🥸🥴” LOL

  • @lochfoot
    @lochfoot 2 года назад +20

    I can’t know how to hear any more about tables!

    • @lelandrasor9678
      @lelandrasor9678 Год назад +1

      Perfect example of a quote I think about atleast twice a week.

  • @bobertpaulbufano4569
    @bobertpaulbufano4569 Год назад +4

    The number of times I quote ITUSL and nobody gets it - so sad…
    Iconic masterpiece

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 Год назад +1

    The uber-aggressive two-finger slam 2:10 😂😂😂

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 4 месяца назад +1

    "You can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it" and "NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, DRIVING ISN'T THE ONLY THING" speak deeply to me as an autistic person

  • @Jaysus777Live
    @Jaysus777Live Год назад +2

    love how it cuts away mid sentence during some of the bits, killed me

  • @Kid_Ying
    @Kid_Ying Год назад +4

    1:05 Part of my route to work runs through the woods and has a lot of deer. I say this to myself every day. Just replace wall with woods.

  • @jamis601
    @jamis601 Год назад +1

    I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables

  • @jasper1529
    @jasper1529 Год назад +1

    The amount of times I’ve yelled “HEYY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR”

  • @blakebrady4591
    @blakebrady4591 Месяц назад

    “I can’t know how to hear any more about tables!”

  • @dclarkmusic
    @dclarkmusic Год назад +2

    No coffin just wet, wet, mud

  • @7planeshane748
    @7planeshane748 Год назад +6

    Bozo DID the dub

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Год назад +1

    I’m jokin ❗️
    I’m jokin ❗️

  • @YouTubeBlowsDaily
    @YouTubeBlowsDaily 9 месяцев назад

    "what's her job?"
    "TABLES"

  • @jimstocker6135
    @jimstocker6135 10 месяцев назад

    I say "no coffin please, just wet wet mud." Quite often

  • @cdotodot
    @cdotodot Год назад +3

    Tim is a goddamn genius

  • @jbean699
    @jbean699 День назад

    “DONT TALK YOU CANT TALK!”

  • @lzgnooop
    @lzgnooop 2 года назад +5

    these are so so good thank you

  • @nononononolistenlisten1
    @nononononolistenlisten1 Год назад

    And also "HEY HOLD THAT DOOR" when they 200 feet away

  • @nolanmccune8982
    @nolanmccune8982 Год назад

    Thank gosh you posted this video so I don’t have to figure out how to drive my car to my job interview and can watch this instead

  • @jordanvanderkeyl642
    @jordanvanderkeyl642 Год назад +1

    "no... I don't know how to fucking drive"
    "I don't know what any of this shit is"
    "I'm so fucking scared"

  • @MarvinMonroe
    @MarvinMonroe 4 месяца назад

    LIVE FOR NEW YEARS EVE for some reason gets me

  • @KingFrostt
    @KingFrostt Год назад

    You think this is slicked back? this is PUSHED back

  • @thejukeboxapp7055
    @thejukeboxapp7055 Год назад

    Glass house, white Ferrari? Live for new years eve

  • @ImpatientTurtle
    @ImpatientTurtle Год назад +1

    This and Aunty Donna are keeping me going with that bullshit absurdist insane comedy.

  • @jordanlatter6934
    @jordanlatter6934 Год назад +1

    I really like this show

  • @crstph
    @crstph Год назад

    i cant believe there’s nothing from the doggie door sketch…nothing has ever made me feel the way i felt watching that for the first time. it still makes me die laughing every time i watch it

  • @allnovieveryday
    @allnovieveryday Год назад +1

    Third one needs the charades obscure jazz expert guy in it.

  • @a_floppy_boy1346
    @a_floppy_boy1346 Год назад

    My favourite quote is definitely “she just keeps eating batteries”

  • @weeping_me362
    @weeping_me362 2 месяца назад

    ITS A BONE MAMA
    DONT LET IT LAY AN EGG

  • @itsmortzi
    @itsmortzi Год назад +1

    this video is the definition of crack for the true i think you should leave addict