What was the Big Idea? Invite Artie to the show to discuss his addictions? I didn't get the point. Artie, you're a smart guy. You know it's it's time to get serious. Don't break everyone's heart...So many people care about you. You're so blessed dude.
i like how art was acting like he couldn't eat those cupcakes meanwhile he prob nailed a box of devil dogs and 3 cans of hawaiian punch before going on the show
Even in a messed up haze, Artie shows flashes of genuis... "It's come to the point in this country where you can't have a heroin problem and get insurance." "I'm the only guy who ever got fat on cocaine." "...plus they overcharge you."
@bamboneski yeah it was hilarious & I was sober as a judge when I watched it SEYMOUR CASSEL telling his wife "FUCK OFF" when she asked what went on @ the bachelor party was the part that killed me the best though I was dying laughing. hes painting & blows a cancer stick toke in her face then says fuck off (lmfao)
The thought of some health insurance agent googling Artie Lange and getting a whole bunch of hits about Artie's imminent death is just too much for me.
@bcsk8ter He's recovering , but when he asked Howard if he could be back on the show, Howard said that he couldn't be responsible for Artie anymore and couldn't let him come back with a clear conscience.
@wanaquian... I like Artie. I thought Jackie was funnier but I relate more to Artie. I wish him the best. When Howard had his own message board at his website I posted under the name "Artie Lange Dead at 37." I'm glad he made it to 40 a couple years back.
Let me start by saying how much I love Artie Lange. I am a Sirius subscriber and a HowardTV subscriber. Artie is one of the main reasons I am such a fan of the show. All that being said, why does he make zero appearance when he goes on TV? He looks like a bag of shit. It's kind of disrespectful to the hosts. Either way, Artie, you rule.
i don't get why some of you just HATE him so bad. he made some stupid choises in life and fucked it up with drugs but he's not proud of it. some people fucks it up for themselves with drugs, but why does that bring out this extreme hate in some of you? it doesn't affect you in any way. he seems to hate himself for this, and he doesn't feel that he deserve all the money and oppertunities he gets. i feel sorry for him, he seems like a nice and kind guy who just made some bad choises in life.
i feel bad for people who dont like arty. what is your problem? who cares if you dont find him funny, he's so damn likable it makes no sense to send personal insults towards him.
As a Stern show devotee, Artie has humiliated himself on hundreds of occasions, see HS show (Anal ring toss, Naked from the belt up, & numerous +300 lb weigh-ins, etc...) but this blind-folded cupcake test takes the cake...Artie, stop embarrassing yourself for the joke... We love ya and dont want to have to hear a whole HS show devoted to your short life & times / funeral...Straighten up! If not for you, do it for your MOM!!!
oh, nobody hates artie. he's just not jackie, that's all. artie's comedy is about himself and jackie's comedy was about other people. with artie, people get bored of hearing another artie story: heroin, weight gain, depression, fighting with ted or sal, losing his girlfriend...and on and on and on. that stuff gets really old. because jackie's material was about other people, his stuff stayed current and the stern show crew made fun of the world, with artie the show is too introspective.
Love Artie on the Stern Show. Great comments....Stay on the Show....He makes todays Stern show golden.....keep it going, Artie. But his comedy in Stand Up or during Interviews reflects what is America today. Bloated, selfish, predictable, lazy. One thing he is good for, is his honesty in recognizing great comedy partners and his present tour and yesterday. Also, his constant Honesty in 'finding a break'. 5'9 and 300.. Typical America....
i dunno but i love the dood too, and i have a concern. however, can't we celebrate the man....rather than always correcting him or...i don't know. you know what i mean. just lay back and give him positive, let him alone. i think he can find his own way.
I use to love Artie on Mad TV years ago but he let himself go badly, he seems like he want to end up like Farley or Belushi I hope he does not, would be a great story if he was to turn his like around
Notice when he bites into the cupcake with red frosting he gets frosting on his nose and never wipes it off. This was really sad to watch actually. Artie took some chaep shots from deutsch.
Is Artie fatter now? I listen to Stern every day and they keep remarking about Artie's weight, but I haven't seen him since he was on CNBC. I feel sorry for him in alot of ways. Good luck Artie.
that doesn't correlate.. everyone seems to do that.. jewish is a religion.. italian is a nationality.. i'm sure that seems obvious but believe it or not you can be both!
I used to love Artie on Mad too, but OMG he looks terrible. There's actually a web site out there predicting when he'll kick the bucket. And the way he looks here, I'm a fraid it won't be too long from now...
wow i think artie is a great comdiean a he deserves a place in showbusiness, but man he is killing himself. he seems depressed and is obviously extremely unhealthy. Artie come back to us man. Its really evident of his deterioration over the past year(s). I hope he gets help and comes back to what he use to be.
I think Donny Deutsch is a real dooshe! He could have said something more about how Artie has become a multi-millionaire, the near? highest paid comedian in America....
Dude u great guy. You remind me of Criss Farley John Baluoshi & John Candy. You make me laugh. I like to see u fall on anther sofa and then be carried out by a wheel chair. LMAO LOL ROFL!!!!!!!!
Artie makes me laugh but he doesn't have the balls to admit he's racist when it comes to black folk its a weakness thats hard for me to ignore when he says things in his live show and doesn't use the same comedy on Stern.
drugs don't make him funny, it's the way he tells stories. if drugs made him funny then every junkie would be funny. I'm not anti drug but drugs don't define personality
@bamboneski he was cool in LOST & FOUND & DIRTY WORK also I love when DON RICKLES roast him @ the movie theater during employee check up (*baskin & robbins called they say their down to only 5 flavors - hello ice cream having a good time*) as he talks to his belly & JOHN LOVITZ (*what happened a little to much batter & the clone factory*)
This is Artie at his funniest..he is a genius and the world needs him!
lmao the interviewer thinks his words will help artie lolololol
What was the Big Idea? Invite Artie to the show to discuss his addictions? I didn't get the point.
Artie, you're a smart guy. You know it's it's time to get serious.
Don't break everyone's heart...So many people care about you. You're so blessed dude.
I love Artie, but seeing him like this is so depressing.
I doubt he will live to see the end of Howard's contract on Sirius.
He’s still goin lmao
"I can't think of one circumstance, that we would be buddies". hahaha
"We've come to the point in this country were you can't get insurance if you have a little heroin problem"
He's as high as I have ever seen anyone get in this clip.
You just know that somewhere there's a vault with pictures of Donny Deutsch in it.
Wow! This was uploaded the day after it aired. Artie was still on Stern when this was uploaded.
Wow....he actually said "it's like snorting glass"...and a few years later he ending up destroying his nose doing exactly that
I've never seen Artie look that bad, but he's still funny as shit
Host admits guest has a weight problem. Host forces guest to eat cupcakes. How generous of the host.
i like how art was acting like he couldn't eat those cupcakes meanwhile he prob nailed a box of devil dogs and 3 cans of hawaiian punch before going on the show
1:38 Less than a month later he tried to attack his assistant live on air
The laugh at 2:29 is very telling of how Artie stands currently in his relationship with HS.
Even in a messed up haze, Artie shows flashes of genuis...
"It's come to the point in this country where you can't have a heroin problem and get insurance."
"I'm the only guy who ever got fat on cocaine."
"...plus they overcharge you."
Belushi and Farley did, too. Bad club to be in.
Artie's the best.
Donnie Douche had the lowest rated show in CNBC history. 😂
@bamboneski
yeah it was hilarious & I was sober as a judge when I watched it
SEYMOUR CASSEL telling his wife "FUCK OFF" when she asked what went on @ the bachelor party was the part that killed me the best though I was dying laughing. hes painting & blows a cancer stick toke in her face then says fuck off (lmfao)
The thought of some health insurance agent googling Artie Lange and getting a whole bunch of hits about Artie's imminent death is just too much for me.
His chalky subutex lips lol
Al Jazeera! "Please give them whatever they want" LOL
Artie fell asleep infront of the air conditioner, the antibiotics haven't kicked in yet.
He's on heroin in this interview.
Sadly and painfully obvious
.........And the sky is blue.
How much time do you have?
soda and cupcakes...lol right after he's telling him to take better care of himself lol!!
@bcsk8ter He's recovering , but when he asked Howard if he could be back on the show, Howard said that he couldn't be responsible for Artie anymore and couldn't let him come back with a clear conscience.
@danielkirk1
LOL, did they splice the tape?
Love the description very kind 😂
The music in the background at the beginning is hilarious!!!
LMFAO this was fucking great. artie is a legend man
+BOY Check out arties guest spot on Bonnie Bernstein By the Numbers Feb 2005 . He made me laugh for weeks.
@wanaquian... I like Artie. I thought Jackie was funnier but I relate more to Artie. I wish him the best. When Howard had his own message board at his website I posted under the name "Artie Lange Dead at 37." I'm glad he made it to 40 a couple years back.
Let me start by saying how much I love Artie Lange. I am a Sirius subscriber and a HowardTV subscriber. Artie is one of the main reasons I am such a fan of the show. All that being said, why does he make zero appearance when he goes on TV? He looks like a bag of shit. It's kind of disrespectful to the hosts. Either way, Artie, you rule.
i don't get why some of you just HATE him so bad. he made some stupid choises in life and fucked it up with drugs but he's not proud of it. some people fucks it up for themselves with drugs, but why does that bring out this extreme hate in some of you? it doesn't affect you in any way. he seems to hate himself for this, and he doesn't feel that he deserve all the money and oppertunities he gets. i feel sorry for him, he seems like a nice and kind guy who just made some bad choises in life.
yeah, his head looks like a dollop of daisy with a 5 o'clock shadow.
i feel bad for people who dont like arty. what is your problem? who cares if you dont find him funny, he's so damn likable it makes no sense to send personal insults towards him.
someone explain the noise at 149 please wtf waas that
Bizarre. He talks to Artie about staying healthy then feeds him cupcakes. Nothing about these people are real.
As a Stern show devotee, Artie has humiliated himself on hundreds of occasions, see HS show (Anal ring toss, Naked from the belt up, & numerous +300 lb weigh-ins, etc...) but this blind-folded cupcake test takes the cake...Artie, stop embarrassing yourself for the joke... We love ya and dont want to have to hear a whole HS show devoted to your short life & times / funeral...Straighten up! If not for you, do it for your MOM!!!
When Chris Farley and John Belushi left this world it was just too soon. I'm glad that God held on to Artie and Let us keep him for a while longer.
artie and jackie both have the best black impersonation ever.
@123gwf I listen to the stern show everyday, but I can't recall the particular date...
Artie in all his interviews always just does his regular standup. Hilarious guy.
...the whole time, he's got to be thinking "WTF am I doing here".
oh, nobody hates artie. he's just not jackie, that's all. artie's comedy is about himself and jackie's comedy was about other people. with artie, people get bored of hearing another artie story: heroin, weight gain, depression, fighting with ted or sal, losing his girlfriend...and on and on and on. that stuff gets really old. because jackie's material was about other people, his stuff stayed current and the stern show crew made fun of the world, with artie the show is too introspective.
This is from a while ago - he's actually thinner now.
Love Artie on the Stern Show. Great comments....Stay on the Show....He makes todays Stern show golden.....keep it going, Artie.
But his comedy in Stand Up or during Interviews reflects what is America today. Bloated, selfish, predictable, lazy. One thing he is good for, is his honesty in recognizing great comedy partners and his present tour and yesterday. Also, his constant Honesty in 'finding a break'.
5'9 and 300..
Typical America....
This is truly the worst Artie has ever looked. When was this? When did he look so fucked up
i dunno but i love the dood too, and i have a concern. however, can't we celebrate the man....rather than always correcting him or...i don't know. you know what i mean. just lay back and give him positive, let him alone. i think he can find his own way.
Every time I see him I think it will be his last appearance before he dies.
I really do not think you can compare Artie with Belushi and Farley. He is funny, but not there yet.
'really they overcharge you for that' this guy's a trip lol
I use to love Artie on Mad TV years ago but he let himself go badly, he seems like he want to end up like Farley or Belushi I hope he does not, would be a great story if he was to turn his like around
Notice when he bites into the cupcake with red frosting he gets frosting on his nose and never wipes it off.
This was really sad to watch actually. Artie took some chaep shots from deutsch.
Is Artie fatter now? I listen to Stern every day and they keep remarking about Artie's weight, but I haven't seen him since he was on CNBC. I feel sorry for him in alot of ways. Good luck Artie.
I swear Artie's probably on drugs again. This would explain his irrational behavior on Howard Stern's show where he attacked Teddy.
Howard did coke by the way. Gary also had a few years with a slight coke problem.
artie looks and sounds high in this clip!!!
that doesn't correlate.. everyone seems to do that.. jewish is a religion.. italian is a nationality.. i'm sure that seems obvious but believe it or not you can be both!
It sucks he's one of the comedians that never made it to the big top. Sad.
Wow what a mess he was. Glad he's getting himself back together n he looks alot better now
This is from 2008!!! When Artie was completely fucked up on smack.
Did they really intro him to “I love Cocaine?”
I am not sure why Artie agreed to this interview. Did he really need the exposure.
But man, is he funny.
Is Artie gaining all this weight to play Oliver Hardy in a biopic?
I thought Artie was going to die RIGHT THERE ... on the fucking Donny Deutsh show !!!
I used to love Artie on Mad too, but OMG he looks terrible. There's actually a web site out there predicting when he'll kick the bucket. And the way he looks here, I'm a fraid it won't be too long from now...
He beat the doubters
Brian Wilson managed to get fat on cocaine also back in the '70's.
@amykomatic did he die?
why would anyone take heroin is beyond me
Artie's not getting fatter, his face is getting smaller.
wow i think artie is a great comdiean a he deserves a place in showbusiness, but man he is killing himself. he seems depressed and is obviously extremely unhealthy. Artie come back to us man. Its really evident of his deterioration over the past year(s). I hope he gets help and comes back to what he use to be.
Why are you here? To find out who you ate. There's got to be a small person inside him somewhere.
Hey, Artie! Cheer down. You're a little too hyper.
1:49 That guy makes a weird fucking noise...
yo wtf was thatt
I think Donny Deutsch is a real dooshe! He could have said something more about how Artie has become a multi-millionaire, the near? highest paid comedian in America....
I wonder if Artie has a better chance of getting life insurance now?
Artie looks so depressed! But the guy still cracks me up!
I noticed that too. Wonder how much heroin he did after he did this interview.
@@actownsend7288 he’s on heroin in the interview
Artie gained 120 pounds from 2006 to 2007. From 2010 onwards, he aged about 40 years and developed a severe speech disorder.
+Danimal300zx Ok
Dude is huge! Can't replace heroin and coke with cupcakes man.
C'mon Lange, Pull it together brother. I'm confident he can reel himself in. Hard to believe he was skinny less than 3 years ago.
Dude u great guy. You remind me of Criss Farley John Baluoshi & John Candy. You make me laugh. I like to see u fall on anther sofa and then be carried out by a wheel chair. LMAO LOL ROFL!!!!!!!!
Artie makes me laugh but he doesn't have the balls to admit he's racist when it comes to black folk its a weakness thats hard for me to ignore when he says things in his live show and doesn't use the same comedy on Stern.
Who's here in 2023
god dayum I bet the pictures of him in the 20's haunt this guy at night its like before and after reversed
wtf happened to artie?
the last time i saw him, like 5 years ago, he looked in control.
i almost didn't recocnize him in this clip.
Good lord that's when Artie looked his worst
drugs don't make him funny, it's the way he tells stories. if drugs made him funny then every junkie would be funny. I'm not anti drug but drugs don't define personality
he tells him to be fucking healthy and shit ...then blind folds him and sticks a plate of cup cakes in front of him ...
nice
is he on H in this video?
Artie seems like he's getting sadder....
He could hire some professionals to help him
lose a little weight
he looks as bad as Farley did, he's not gonna make it too much farther.
i love arthur but he's looking like he'll be joining belushi & farley pretty soon.
@bamboneski
he was cool in LOST & FOUND & DIRTY WORK also
I love when DON RICKLES roast him @ the movie theater during employee check up (*baskin & robbins called they say their down to only 5 flavors - hello ice cream having a good time*) as he talks to his belly & JOHN LOVITZ (*what happened a little to much batter & the clone factory*)
Is that Artie Lange or Michael Moore? Man he's huge. He needs help.
listen 1:51 to 1:53 wtf was the noise?
He looks like he's been hit by a Mack Truck, and his body is now swollen because of it.
Is that really really him ??? I mean, he must have gained 150 lbs.
I enjoy hi on the Stern Show and this showed his naturAl humor
God bless him, he looks to be doing much better now.
Donnie Deutsch: "Stay healthy."
after he just gave Artie 3 cupcakes and a coke.