Trump’s Late Night ALL CAPS Rant, DeSantis’ Boot Lift Mystery & We Prank Staffers for Halloween
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- Опубликовано: 30 окт 2023
- Happy Halloween! All sorts of insane decorations are making the rounds online, the weather for most of the country is one of the coldest in Halloween history, Kim Kardashian has a new ad for her Skims company, there’s a very important watchdog group called “Consumers Research” that has put out what they call a “Woke Alert” about overly inclusive candy, there is a new thing going around called “Trunk or Treat,” a number of people are claiming that Ron DeSantis wears lifts in his boots to make him taller, we have a new edition of “This Week in Florida,” Trump is mashing his little pink fingers posting all-caps rants about his gag order, Joe Biden was busy greeting trick-or-treaters at the White House, and we dressed up some dogs as spiders to terrorize our unsuspecting co-workers.
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"You know how you spell us right? You spell us U-S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever
thought of that? I just picked that up. A couple of days I’m reading and it said us. And I
said, you know, if you think about it, us equals U-S." - Donald J Trump, the J stands for
genius
You are a genius! Funniest thing I've read so far.
I've been living in the US, and just learned how to spell us...thanks Donald!!🇺🇲💙😂😅🤭🫣😊🤣😅👀😆🤭
@@SandraBugler-vq6co I think you mean Jenius
Stable genius 😂😅
Frickin’ hilarious 🤣
That doggie ambulance was really cute! 🐕 🤣
Can I just say how absolutely great was the first woman scared by the spider-dogs went from white-knuckle terror to anger to centering herself to "okay, now that that's over. Heyyy! No, it's not your fault puppy... I just work with assholes. Come have a pat."
That's a great person.
She's one of the writers. I haven't seen her in a sketch in a year or so, but she's on the show in funny bits every so often. Her falling to her knees was hilarious
The spider-dog segment was so funny. I watched over and over, and lmao everytime. 😂
They are actually adorable!
Me too. Seeing that would seriously make my day
That was my favorite part of the video. Might rewatch that part later.
I saw a video of someone sending one of these dogs through a commonly traversed underpass at night. It sent people running for the hills. 😂
The way the legs on the spider costumes move . . . just like a real spider. A real BIG spider.
The spider dog bit was HILARIOUS. How many times did Micki fall for it!?
How many times?
Every.
I probably would have kicked it first and looked closer later. And then i'd be fired for kicking a dog.
🎯💥💥🎯🥳🥳🥳👀🦧🤣🤣🤣
♾️
🤣🤣🤣💯💯 that had me rolling till the end omg 🕸🕷🕸🐶
The woman who said "I hate everybody in this office" was the best!
My mom died on Halloween 5 years ago. This is the first time I was able to laugh on Halloween since then. Thank you Jimmy and crew.
😢❤
Hopefully you feel better today. Sorry for your loss. It does make it harder when the anniversary is on a holiday. My worst day some years is my birthday because my Dad and I shared that birth day. He's been gone over 30 years and it's still hard .
❤️❤️❤️to you🎃
@@lisab9541 🌈♥️
Warm hugs
Those spider dogs were so cute and scary at the same time 😂😂
Don Jr. conveniently forgets his father wearing lifts. In every side-view photo of Donald in a suit, he leans so far forward that it looks like he’s falling.
😂😂😂😂👏
Yes, also the hair weave and heavy makeup. 🤡
That's why he has so much trouble walking down a ramp.
@@peterg5383 Yes, he is already unbalanced. Mentally as well.
He is just following in his father foot steps lol
Freakin’ hilarious for DJTJ to be busting on DeSantis for wearing lifts in his boots when Trump does the exact same thing for his shoes…plus wears full face makeup (in the wrong tone) and a girdle. Irony is dead.
And the girdle does jacksh*t.
And too much hairspray!
It's even more insecure when you hear that he got spikey towards baron when it started to look as if his son with Melania would likely grow to be taller than him
Sedantis might be insecure about his height, let's not deny that napoleon jokes and the like haven't been a thing about leaders perceived to be short.
But... your own son might by an inch or two taller than you so you start getting shitty with him?!
Tiny hand man is beyond pathetic
Yeah correct 2 inch lifts make his stance awkward. Contrast photos when he's on the golf course... seems to stand normally. Also he struggles to walk down slopes as he leans forward 🤔
Trumpy also wears depends.
You got to admire the cajones of Jr 🍊 telling Meatball to "just own it" after his own father self reported as 6'3" and 215 lbs. Would LOVE to see that 🍊 🤡 model THAT orange jumpsuit!
"I hate everyone in this office!" Legit my reaction if one of my colleagues let their dog run across the office wearing a spider costume. 😂
How about the " Mother=)(&(/ ! " response. lol
Donnie is practically begging for incarceration...
Make a wish come true!
While I agree with your assessment, there's no such thing as Halloween wishes, unless your birthday falls on Halloween. 😊
Guantanamo beckons...
The prosecution of the Trump-Kushner crime family will take decades. Our children's children will be mopping up this mess. Never again let someone with more money than sense grift their way to the Whitehouse. It was a national disgrace and an international embarrassment. And it just won't shut tf up. 😔
Oh, right, like Don Jr. knows ANYthing.
I’m 41 years old and this is the absolute first time I’ve heard of people actually giving drugs to kids for Halloween. When I was little, they PROMISED that people would constantly be trying to give me free drugs. Liars
Drugs are too expensive to waste on kids!
Life is full of disappointments.
Ikr!!
@@Chatmal1 exactly
😂 I thought you were being sarcastic till I read the replies 😅.
It's on the news every Nov
1st 🤷♂️.
And then at the stroke of midnight, BOOM, Christmas everywhere and Mariah Carey will be screaming nonstop 24/7 in every store until January 2nd
Heck, our neighborhood Walmart put out Christmas stuff 2 weeks ago.
I was laughing out loud watching those dogs scare the cr@p out of everyone! Thank you!
That Ambulance dog in the beginning 😂😂 hilarious
Adorable dog spiders! They seemed happy to be in their costumes. 😅
"Kinda feels like a metaphor for the world right now, doesn't it?"
You're 100% right and it hurts.
He hit the nail on the head with that one..
Trunk or treat has been happening here in the outback of Arizona for a long time. Mostly because there are only 5 or 6 houses on a long dirt road. There are thousands of houses, but it would be really hard to get around to enough houses In a night to be worth the effort. So a bunch of folks all get together in a parking lot and parents bring their kids to the lot to make it easier to trick or treat. 🎃🎉🌵🌵
Trump makes me laugh but the spider dogs were HILARIOUS !
Shout out to the script writers and staff. That was hilarious from start to finish.
I like how most of those people said "Oh my god", but Jimmy's just like "S**t".
Those dogs seemed totally into their costumes!!!
I left my bowl of chocolate out tonight thinking that some kid would dump the whole thing into their sack. I was so surprised, THEY DIDN’T…. Now I still have a half a bowl and I really was trying to get rid of it cause I’ve been eating it for days….😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would love to see more of cousin Micki. She seems like such a good sport , so delightful, sweet, and funny. Seeing her smile made me smile :)
She's beautiful too! That smile does it for me.
Cousin Micki, Cousin Nicki's brother who runs a mafia ring
Cousin Micki is the GOAT.
DJTJ criticising people over insecurities is the height of irony! LMAO
Absolutely! He's just a walking parody of himself. The joke's not on him, the joke is him! He's hilarious when he's serious. 😝
Hah, I actually thought that was Joe himself greeting the kids with those jokes 😅 The one about Abe Lincoln was fantastic 😂
my face hurts from smiling at the spider dog skit, love it!!
Every time I hear “Cleto and the Cletones” I think of “Murph and the Magic Tones” from The Blues Brothers.
Ron DeSantis: “These Boots Are Made For Lifting”
Those spider dog costumes are BRILLIANT!!!!!
That dog spider part was excellent!!
I threw out my back laughing at the dogs 🤷♂️😭🤣
That ambulance dog was perfect.
Thanks for the humor❤😂😂. Those spider dogs were the best
Jimmy's show is the best ever. Always different and very funny. The spider one is hilarious. Won't miss any episode. Jimmy is the best. Always funny and original. Of course I can't forget Guillermo. His laughter is so contagious. Thank you for making me laugh every night.🥰
Having the spider dogs frolic around the office while starting everyone was absolutely delightful! More of this please!
Spider Dog bit had me doing this 🤣🤣🤣🤣Jimmy you now owe a new pair of pants
Spider Dogs killed me, so funny !!! 😂
Only in Florida could you have a clear picture of the license plate of a vehicle and still ask the public for help in ID'ing the owner.
It's possible that the plate was stolen and didn't match the registration.
ONG The spider dogs were hysterical! Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long time.
ONG ? Oh, No God ! Hysterical ! 😂
The spider dogs had me rolling 😂😂😂
The crew/staff/employee’s look like they have the best time ever! Love how Jimmy pulls these pranks off! Man! That chick who always jumps and screams w/every prank over the years seems like such a sweetheart. Always smiling! I feel bad for her at first cause she always gets scared-but that smile she gives afterwards lets ya know she’s alright! 🤣 Love these jokes! So random and fun to watch
It runs in the family, that's Aunt Chippy's daughter, Cousin Micki!
@@jeskuo love that!
I'll have what that goul's having... 🤣
Spider dogs had me laughing so loud I had to cover my mouth 2 not wake my partner. I had tears lol.
Same.
Loved the spider dog attack 😂
Ain't nobody handing out their edibles or weed. 😂
OMG, the spider dogs were hilarious! What a wonderful laugh! You guys are so creative! Thank you! 👻🎃😂
That was some damn funny dog-related comedy there. And that is setting the bar high.
Jimmy you are SICK!
Well guess I'll have to change Desantis' name from Princess White Boots to Princess High Boots....🤔🤔🤔🤔
If this ain't the absolute best and cutest ambulance I've ever seen ❤.
I’m surprised no one in the office yelled “Damn it Jimmy!” when they saw the dogs
Great spider dog costumes !
Love the spider dog bit. Laughed so loud i woke the wife up. Got to get one of those for my dog. Wonder if they come in Doberman size??
I have bigger dogs too and was wondering the same lol. Sadly I don’t think it would be nearly as effective as it is with little dogs with short legs; they’re so close to the ground that it looks super realistic as they scuttle across the floor! 😂
Cousin Nicky/Micky 😂is hilarious lol
Love the spiders thanks for the laughs!
wambulance dog was hilarious
That maze is Donald Trump's world caving in.🇺🇲💙🤭
No it’s bideomics, he’s a failure to the free world , he’s no leader, I was like you I never wanted to listen to the other side, and only what I heard from them was other democrats telling me about them, but most of the people jimmy talks about are exremist, but most democrat are exremist,
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yes. His world is " kraken "
If only.
Man, let's hope so!!!!
The dogs appear to be having a grand time. Not one bit concerned about each others appearance or wearing the outfits. I on the other hand would have jumped right out of my skin if one of them came running at me in real life.
I get a kick on Previously on JKL. The clown chihuahua was hysterical.
The Spider Dogs was a riot. I laughed and laughed.😊
Cousin Micki is a classic. She gives her all no matter what. 🙂
The spiderdogs never get old, we want more!
That's right,= Halloween is all about the little kids and the Doggies! 🐕
The trump family reunion is going to be very awkward this year. 🤣🤣🤣
coin toss, daddy under the bus or perjury
@@beanzieobeanz295500
Thanksgiving dinner should be a hoot.
Isn't judge engoron hosting the reunion in New York this week?
@@norrisfong6445 Yep,
On Halloween, we used to go Trick or Drink to our neighbors houses. Most of us staggered home.
So glad you are doing pranks on adults instead of kids. I always thought those kid pranks about the Halloween candy were too mean. It's much funnier on adults!
No bigger pumpkin than the former President.
I wouldn't be surprised if his elaborate comb over was hiding a stub of the stem on top.
@@fortybelow1973with the scarring to account for his brain removal surgery
Under that “classy” toupee of course
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Linus will be so disappointed when he meets him.
@@fortybelow1973 Hilarious! Thanks for that.
Cousin Micki is always such a delight to watch! Love her positive energy and mega watt smile!
"Trunk or treat" was done for my son's marching band when they played on Halloween night very late, us parents set it up so they could grab some candy.
Good laughs! Happy Halloween everyone!🕷💙
Halloween is such a beautiful holiday, although that might be 20 years of Skittles talking.
Donald Trump can only wish he looked a tenth as good in a business suit as Jimmy Kimmel does.
And the spider-dogs were hilarious!
Yep, he and Colbert are the top two well dressed men. So sharp looking.
Cousin Micki was great! So fun to see her on the stage with Guillermo
OMG! I haven’t laughed that hard in 20 years! 🕷️🕷️
Favorite part of the show is the cutest yet creepy spider dog costumes and the dogs were so adorable. 💖🐾🎃
Trump's rants are fund raisers for his defense team.
The spider dogs had me crying 🤣🤣
Legend has it cousin micki is still falling for the spider dog 😂
Trump puts makeup on each morning and uses 2 cans of hairspray a day. Insecurity…
He needs to be jailed
Military Family here, the trunk or treat is very common on installations. Its how the community trick or treats in a central location, its always a popular event and the kids have a blast.
LOL The spider dogs. I have not laughed that hard in a long time Thank you
Spider dogs. I'm dead. Lol
I was smiling so much my cheeks started to hurt
Frump must want to cry each night when you get through making fun of him :D Keep it up.
Thank you Jimmy!! I was waiting for Cousin Micki!!! I couldn't stop laughing!! At the same time, I'm so irrationally scared of spiders, I would've probably been just as startled and rattled every time.
Halloween Jimmy and Cousin Micki!
Don’t go to Australia where the spiders are bigger than those dogs 😂
And her comment..."mother ...." she's a gem
@@musicinggp
Cracked me up! 😂
@@MissHappiness36😂😂😂
@@musicinggp cousin Nicki is the best! Did you see the wax figure shenanigans?
Dad was a fireman, he would bay with our dog when fire engines went by the house Lol. Great opening clip!
I've heard a lot of barking spiders in my time but I've never seen one. 😉
Jimmy Kimmel: a fair balance between Johnny Carson and David letterman. John Oliver is a fair balance between Monty Python and the BBC
It’s 2:45 am in Oklahoma and scared the crap out of my husband because I couldn’t laugh at the spider dogs quietly .😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Spider Dogs: my 2 favorite reactions were the guy who opened the office door and then slowly backs out closing the door. And the woman trying to go back in an office but the lady inside closed the door on her and blocked her out. The Spider Dogs were definitely creepy...but I loved it! 😅
The guy slowly backing out of the door was so bloody funny 😂
Omg that was hysterical ❤
Happy Halloween
Very cute and funny monologue. Also the opening. No one else does this . I get to watch this on utube. What a treat! I am so glad the writers are back😄
Those dogs are adorbs in their costumes
Jimmy, great program 👌 Excellently prepared with humor and the videos are filled with laughter 👍👻🤣👍 Thanks, you too have fun 👌👌👌🤣👻👌👌👌
iQ45 gave Kid Rock a Bud Light disguised in a top secret military document. So cute. Kid Bob was dressed like a rock. They snorted, sniffed, and huffed all night. Kids are alright!
Cousin Mikki has a radiant smile 😍
I like the switch in pranks. The "kids' candy" thing always just felt like mocking kids for trusting their parents. This kind of absurdist prank has more artistic merit, and it's just funnier (kinda like those pranks with the realistic dinosaur puppets suddenly lunging out of nowhere). It's great seeing people's reaction when they momentarily think they've entered some Kafkaesque hell dimension, eg. "regular office plus GIANT FAST SPIDERS". The best part is when you put the legs on super-friendly dogs, so they immediately charge towards anyone they see for attention.