the most iconic juno lines

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2020
  • basically just elliot page being a bad bitch featuring the farmers insurance guy also michael cera sometimes
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  • @sweetcheeses
    @sweetcheeses Год назад +438

    i love how juno, this loner hippie type character, is best friends w a cheerleader lol

    • @gia.Cherubini249
      @gia.Cherubini249 5 месяцев назад +12

      I know same

    • @ChainReactionsProductions
      @ChainReactionsProductions Месяц назад +11

      I always figured Diablo Cody wanted to twist the idea of the social outcast and the preppy popular one being diametrically opposed to each other and have them be best friends instead

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny Месяц назад +2

      Sounds like the kind of friendship that happens in kindergarten

  • @TS1r731
    @TS1r731 2 года назад +654

    “Im just going to go to women now, just because they help out women nowwww” 😂

  • @junew9694
    @junew9694 Год назад +516

    "did you hear juno maguff is pregnant? like our moms and teachers"
    "yeah"
    "did you hear it's yours?"
    "yep"
    "man, what a trip"

  • @SRLovesPandas1
    @SRLovesPandas1 2 года назад +632

    "she smells like soup" always kills me

  • @graced306
    @graced306 2 года назад +283

    “My mom uses Color safe bleach” “go Carol” my favourite 2 lines in the movie 😂🤣

    • @gubernatorial14
      @gubernatorial14 Месяц назад +3

      i dont get that one 😭

    • @user-gi8pk9uc7q
      @user-gi8pk9uc7q Месяц назад +1

      @@gubernatorial14 It's a reference to laundry detergent!

  • @Meg_Mercury
    @Meg_Mercury Год назад +290

    It's been 16 years and I still genuinely answer the phone with "yo yo yiggedy yo"

    • @jasminehill4122
      @jasminehill4122 11 месяцев назад +9

      I literally just sent someone this video so they could know what I'm talking about when I say yo yo yiggidy yo LOL

    • @cloud5buster
      @cloud5buster Месяц назад +2

      Move on.

  • @bwoahviously
    @bwoahviously Год назад +196

    "Can you just hold on a second, I'm on my hamburger phone"

  • @remiel2436
    @remiel2436 8 месяцев назад +77

    Juno is literally Ellie from another dimension

    • @xxliaz9068
      @xxliaz9068 6 месяцев назад +9

      They actually used her face on Ellie in her older version

    • @xxemthecaffeinebeanuwuxx4611
      @xxemthecaffeinebeanuwuxx4611 Месяц назад

      ​@@xxliaz9068:0

    • @Juggninja24
      @Juggninja24 Месяц назад +5

      yeah, where a certain type of mushrooms never mutated. I see this being the legit thing.

  • @lindaclarke204
    @lindaclarke204 4 месяца назад +60

    "That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet!"

  • @AsherSchmutz129
    @AsherSchmutz129 Год назад +199

    "I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishings."
    One of my favorites! XD

  • @tmoore4075
    @tmoore4075 3 года назад +277

    "Whoa, dream big!" Use this line a lot still.

  • @amitfarkash1827
    @amitfarkash1827 Год назад +119

    You forgot "He is actually great... in chair"

  • @The_Isaiahnator
    @The_Isaiahnator 10 месяцев назад +24

    The humor is so late-'00s. This was coming off the heels of early-to-mid-'00s quirky indie flicks like The Station Agent and Garden State and late-'00s Judd Apatow comedies... and it really shows.

  • @nathanfordham920
    @nathanfordham920 Год назад +88

    I forgot how much I loved this movie. I remeber randomly seeing it when hit theaters too. They don't make movies like this anymore. Dialouge was awsome.

  • @adamjustadam
    @adamjustadam 11 месяцев назад +55

    Juno’s stepmother Brenda killed me throughout the film 🤣💀

    • @user-gi8pk9uc7q
      @user-gi8pk9uc7q Месяц назад +1

      Well, she IS played by Alison Janney, so yeah, of course she's funny!

  • @FerrariCarr
    @FerrariCarr Год назад +47

    There was a girl in my high school who saw this movie junior year and started talking like Juno until we graduated 😂

  • @m4yumide
    @m4yumide 2 года назад +92

    the way i quote all of these iconic lines in my daily life is amazing 😌🤝

  • @savannadoe1075
    @savannadoe1075 2 года назад +105

    I always wanted one of those burger phones!

  • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
    @CorneliusSchwarzenstein 3 месяца назад +18

    You left out the best part
    "Who´s the father?”
    "Pauly Bleeker."
    "Pauly Bleeker? - I didn´t think he had it in him."

  • @jinoratheairnomad9777
    @jinoratheairnomad9777 Год назад +32

    “I love Woody Allen!” absolutely kills me.

    • @Flux45
      @Flux45 11 месяцев назад +2

      I bet that joke goes over a lot of peoples head, I love that they slipped it in there

  • @justsomegirl933
    @justsomegirl933 2 года назад +71

    OML I LOVE JUNOS PHONE SKKDKFKR

  • @m4yumide
    @m4yumide 2 года назад +43

    this movie is too iconic

  • @thornwall1277
    @thornwall1277 Год назад +18

    This is just the entire movie condensed into 3 minutes

  • @SingersDream
    @SingersDream Год назад +18

    "All I see is pork swords"😂😂 gets me everytime! 😂😂

  • @Vlogtan
    @Vlogtan 3 года назад +37

    I loved her father!

  • @nerdygal6133
    @nerdygal6133 2 года назад +14

    I now regularly greet people with “yo yo yo giddy yo!” It’s great

  • @laurenmassey73
    @laurenmassey73 11 месяцев назад +7

    “Go Carol” and “Fooket Thailand” is my favourite

  • @llarmstrong783
    @llarmstrong783 2 года назад +28

    Dwight is in this! He was in everything!

  • @linar.6312
    @linar.6312 2 года назад +34

    So many good lines. Thank you! ^^

  • @maiumixshow
    @maiumixshow 10 месяцев назад +8

    i got whiplash when i saw rainn wilson was in this movie

  • @junew9694
    @junew9694 Год назад +9

    "Nice tiger. He looks proud."
    "I swiped it from ms. ransick's lawn"

  • @JorisKeijser
    @JorisKeijser 7 месяцев назад +2

    I was actually looking for the tv commercial impression she did.

  • @TheFinalGate_
    @TheFinalGate_ Год назад +20

    Wow this is literally ellie from last of us

    • @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77
      @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77 Год назад +4

      Pre trans Elliot page would play a killer Ellie

    • @madgang201
      @madgang201 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77Elliot Page. Elliot Smith was a singer.

    • @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77
      @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@madgang201 oh shit I barely realized that sorry I think my phone auto corrected cause I was listening to a lot of Elliot Smith

  • @chloebingham6766
    @chloebingham6766 3 года назад +21

    THANK U FOR THIS

  • @crimsonraven134
    @crimsonraven134 4 месяца назад +3

    One of my fav scenes is when her dad says to her little step sister during dinner “if you put one more bako on that potato im going to kick your little monkey butt” and she just gives a smile.

  • @oxybladed
    @oxybladed 4 месяца назад +6

    “ow ow fuckity ow” 😭

  • @DM-pm2yd
    @DM-pm2yd 2 года назад +7

    “I’m a sacred vessel”

  • @tg995nation6
    @tg995nation6 2 года назад +17

    Juno's friend is hot.

    • @The_Isaiahnator
      @The_Isaiahnator 10 месяцев назад +2

      The fact that they used to hook up IRL while making this movie makes my imagination run wild!

  • @dirkbastardrelief
    @dirkbastardrelief 8 месяцев назад +2

    I remember these lines were insufferable on the very first viewing. Tryng so hard. Very high school. (The writer, not the characters.)

  • @InkyBlinkey
    @InkyBlinkey Год назад +9

    This movie was great! I remember my mom having this on DVD when I was I think 6. I watched it with my sibling for the first time last year. The dialogue is funny and original and I love it for that. Also this movie made me realize how transmasc Elliot feels to me even though he's just playing a character and this was WAAAY before he came out.

  • @tiascott02
    @tiascott02 2 года назад +235

    Elliot Page will forever be one of my favorite actors of all time 😭💛 He has such a nostalgic place in my heart!!

    • @tiascott02
      @tiascott02 Год назад +19

      @@mirabellevlogs700 No, Elliot is a trans man that uses he/him pronouns :)

    • @mirabellevlogs700
      @mirabellevlogs700 Год назад +26

      @@tiascott02 omg im so stupid i forgot he transitioned from a girl to a boy i though it was reverse im so stupid lol im not transphobic i swear i’m just stupid and i forgot lol. one of my best friends is trans that’s my bad

    • @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77
      @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77 Год назад +5

      ​@@mirabellevlogs700 It's okay buddy

    • @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77
      @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77 11 месяцев назад

      @@omarbarrios3420 I'm confused what are you talking about

    • @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77
      @Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@xystumpy220 cope buddy

  • @muttieh8321
    @muttieh8321 Месяц назад +2

    Juno really shouldn't have been my choice of movie when my period was 3 weeks late. But got damn it was it the right choice. Love this movie to death.

  • @missm8067
    @missm8067 11 месяцев назад +5

    I love how y2k this dialogue is 😂😂😂

    • @Mor1moo
      @Mor1moo 7 месяцев назад +4

      It came out in 2007?

  • @nocturnalrecluse1216
    @nocturnalrecluse1216 2 года назад +9

    Still better than genZ

  • @smackdaddy9802
    @smackdaddy9802 3 месяца назад +2

    “I’m just allergic to fine home furnishings!”

  • @1light4love
    @1light4love 2 года назад +4

    🤣 😂 🤣 OMG YAAAASSSS. 🙏Thank you!! That was exactly what I needed!!!!
    course now I have to watch it again🥴🤦🤷‍♀️

  • @naomm8832
    @naomm8832 Месяц назад

    god i love this movie so much

  • @DosagePosage
    @DosagePosage 5 месяцев назад +1

    Honorable mention "I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when" 😂😂😂

  • @sooperheep
    @sooperheep 5 месяцев назад +3

    you missed when baby crazy lady says something about her girlfriend and Juno's friend goes "you're gay?"😆

  • @amannamedred7932
    @amannamedred7932 Месяц назад +1

    Should be called jun-bro now

  • @erindanelleavilaavilaguerr7251
    @erindanelleavilaavilaguerr7251 Год назад +2

    There family is that formal. Jesus Christ ... Lay out in the front yard when you get there. We are like, ok!. We are normal people.

  • @ethanhehex1081
    @ethanhehex1081 8 месяцев назад

    Hi, how ya doing hope you're well, anyway, can someone help me, in the scene where Mark and Juno are playing guitar when just after Juno uses the bathroom they go to Marks guitar room and Vanessa hears then from downstairs and she goes and gets them because they've got stuff to sort out, what song are Juno and Mark playing I can't find it ANYWHERE
    Edit: it's this scene 1:57

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 2 года назад +3

    They forgot that honest blog dialogue

  • @user-us5pv8zw3z
    @user-us5pv8zw3z Месяц назад +5

    I absolutely love her performance here. It’s one of my favorite movies.

    • @beefy74
      @beefy74 Месяц назад +4

      Elliot Page goes by he him pronouns, it’s appropriate to use he/him even if you’re referring to a transgender persons past self.

    • @Finozzi96
      @Finozzi96 Месяц назад +5

      @@beefy74 ellen page is a great actress, its a pity she become a horrible freak nowadays, she used to be so pretty

    • @beefy74
      @beefy74 Месяц назад

      @@Finozzi96 why are you mad that he’s happy? because he isn’t fuckable to you anymore?

    • @korvotron
      @korvotron Месяц назад

      @@Finozzi96it’s a good thing he doesn’t live his life for your benefit.

  • @Baseds__Backup_Account_3
    @Baseds__Backup_Account_3 27 дней назад

    "No, Morgan Freeman, got any bones that need collecting?" XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

  • @phoenixnorth5272
    @phoenixnorth5272 2 года назад +3

    A kraken from the sea LOL

  • @janek4773
    @janek4773 Год назад +2

    "All I see is Pork Swords"

  • @Luvstar.
    @Luvstar. 19 часов назад

    0:01 Napoleon dynamite vibes 😂❤

  • @quasimodoandfievel1871
    @quasimodoandfievel1871 2 месяца назад

    i think i might watch this movie just for rainn wilson as the pharmacist. dwight schrute my beloved.

  • @dariomedrano9979
    @dariomedrano9979 2 месяца назад +10

    she couldve been Ellie for last of us 🥲

    • @reuellucas7187
      @reuellucas7187 Месяц назад

      I hate you. Now I can't unsee that. Thanks for that. 😒

  • @anjangheda2337
    @anjangheda2337 Год назад +5

    omg juno is Ellie

    • @xxliaz9068
      @xxliaz9068 6 месяцев назад

      Yes used her/his face actually

  • @kidpresentable5523
    @kidpresentable5523 Год назад +2

    So clever!

  • @dijyy
    @dijyy Месяц назад

    Disaster movie nailed this

  • @junosifuentes704
    @junosifuentes704 2 года назад +100

    Elliot Page is adorable i cant- 😭

    • @cloud5buster
      @cloud5buster Месяц назад +4

      Ellen was adorable, back then. "Elliot" is sad and creepy with severe mental delusions.

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius Месяц назад

      This is years before she even fathomed becoming trans. deadnaming is a bs term. You can't retroactively change yourself.

  • @scottfreckle237
    @scottfreckle237 Месяц назад

    or James-o as she now insists it's pronounced

  • @alijohnson9670
    @alijohnson9670 Год назад +3

    The Morgan Freeman list is the best in the movie, imo.

  • @giordanotirelli6028
    @giordanotirelli6028 11 месяцев назад

    Today paulie bleeker alias michael cera 35 years

  • @manewilk8341
    @manewilk8341 Год назад +2

    draaaaain gang

  • @pranjallpahuja
    @pranjallpahuja 2 года назад +5

    i wish you had included "it's vanessa, right?"

  • @thedoctor2871
    @thedoctor2871 2 года назад +37

    The dialogue in this movie sounded like it was written by a boomer.

    • @junosifuentes704
      @junosifuentes704 2 года назад +46

      But it's also written in a nice way that it isn't cringey

    • @SRLovesPandas1
      @SRLovesPandas1 2 года назад +17

      It was a gen X-er I think

  • @netspostgameshow2770
    @netspostgameshow2770 Год назад +1

    Zaddyy 👍🏿😩

  • @hlog3902
    @hlog3902 Месяц назад

    Elliot is lucky he will never experience this

  • @official_alphabet_inc
    @official_alphabet_inc Год назад

    1:49 Can someone -tell me- write down what the line was?

  • @sft8693
    @sft8693 Месяц назад +1

    Ryan ❤

  • @juanangeloechiverri7990
    @juanangeloechiverri7990 2 года назад +5

    I want juno as my girlfriend ❤️❤️❤️💔💔after watching this mannn i wish!!!!

  • @death29485
    @death29485 Месяц назад +1

    Rip

  • @samuelherrera2318
    @samuelherrera2318 Год назад

    Lol...I like disaster movie for one reason....the "juno" in that movie has a line and i think it goes.."yo bffs what's the 411 on the 911.."....

  • @BreadSourdoughBaguette
    @BreadSourdoughBaguette Месяц назад

    1:20
    Why does that last part sound like scott pilgrim (idk if it was bass or guitar)

  • @basedostrich
    @basedostrich Месяц назад +1

    Dont Deadpool movies sound like this a bit?

  • @Marchew1200
    @Marchew1200 Месяц назад +2

    this movie feels kinda campy

  • @user-yy5di3qg5u
    @user-yy5di3qg5u 10 месяцев назад +6

    You forgot this line from Juno herself (or maybe himself, who knows): "I don't really know what kind of girl I am". It's seems like a foreshadowing of what Elliot Page would be in the future (I know that this line probably was in the script all along and Page maybe didn't improvised, but it's still funny).

  • @FellowAlien.
    @FellowAlien. Месяц назад

    OMG ITS KITTY

  • @mothRequiem
    @mothRequiem Год назад

    you forgot "yum! this pretzel tastes like a friggen donut!"

    • @itaystav6111
      @itaystav6111 11 месяцев назад

      These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 2 года назад

    Lion heart and nick wilde together

  • @AvalancheTV
    @AvalancheTV 2 года назад +10

    You should’ve added the “So guess what? What I don’t know” for the Drain Gang fans

    • @l0vl337
      @l0vl337 2 года назад

      i didnt know where it was from until i saw that scene LOL

    • @ymenace5024
      @ymenace5024 Год назад

      Hell yea

  • @CodeAwesome28
    @CodeAwesome28 8 месяцев назад

    What is this show bout?! It came in my recommended.

  • @NatalyBlackberry
    @NatalyBlackberry 9 месяцев назад +1

    😊😊😊💙💕🤍💕💙

  • @SweetieApollo
    @SweetieApollo Год назад +7

    the line where he says “idk what kind of girl I am no more” actually was considering Eliot is trans

  • @hastaeldawningbreaks6566
    @hastaeldawningbreaks6566 Месяц назад

    0:26 what is she saying? Ive been confused about this since 2007

    • @realexkav
      @realexkav Месяц назад

      Phuket, Thailand

  • @korvotron
    @korvotron Месяц назад

    no it’s morgan freeman

  • @BrittanyJacks
    @BrittanyJacks 3 месяца назад

    I live in my car and just started my RUclips channel 😊people say I look like her lol

  • @christinacascadilla4473
    @christinacascadilla4473 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah, I can see now why she would become a guy.

    • @user-yy5di3qg5u
      @user-yy5di3qg5u 8 месяцев назад +1

      Because Elliot more often-than-not played tomboy characters (before his transition)?

    • @Lola_Nico
      @Lola_Nico Месяц назад +1

      That’s so sexist. She’s literally just a butch lesbian with trauma.

    • @Lola_Nico
      @Lola_Nico Месяц назад +1

      @@user-yy5di3qg5ushe only transitioned because she was masculine and Hollywood didn’t treat her well for it.

  • @ashkash679
    @ashkash679 2 месяца назад

    Bladee

  • @fairytalespring
    @fairytalespring 5 месяцев назад

    here from glosuka

  • @giordanotirelli6028
    @giordanotirelli6028 11 месяцев назад

    Happy birthday at paulie bleeker alias michael cera from italian boy live in rome and I m fan of this movie

  • @erindanelleavilaavilaguerr7251

    Well, I walked into the city elevator and conceal carry clearance showed up mechanically, and they fell to the ground, like a magnet held there body to the marble slabs. It was weird. I knew this as a young child. But as a early 20 adult said, I'll process this later

  • @snowdropsnowcone
    @snowdropsnowcone Месяц назад

    Could you tell Elliot page is ftm?

  • @gamesdeen3768
    @gamesdeen3768 Месяц назад

    It kind of fucked with me when Elliot page transitioned because he totally used to be my celebrity crush when he presented as a woman.

  • @camuy1976
    @camuy1976 10 месяцев назад

    This dud3 is s0 fackin' funny 😂

  • @Eyeofthetiger69
    @Eyeofthetiger69 11 месяцев назад +4

    I never realized how much of a tomboy he was back then.