the most iconic juno lines

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  • @sweetcheeses
    @sweetcheeses Год назад +805

    i love how juno, this loner hippie type character, is best friends w a cheerleader lol

    • @gia.Cherubini249
      @gia.Cherubini249 Год назад +22

      I know same

    • @KealohaHarrison
      @KealohaHarrison 10 месяцев назад +55

      I always figured Diablo Cody wanted to twist the idea of the social outcast and the preppy popular one being diametrically opposed to each other and have them be best friends instead

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 9 месяцев назад +22

      Sounds like the kind of friendship that happens in kindergarten

    • @tofupowda
      @tofupowda 5 месяцев назад +2

      boys have endured worse things for nookie

  • @pamelaxxrose
    @pamelaxxrose 2 года назад +667

    "did you hear juno maguff is pregnant? like our moms and teachers"
    "yeah"
    "did you hear it's yours?"
    "yep"
    "man, what a trip"

  • @SRLovesPandas1
    @SRLovesPandas1 3 года назад +784

    "she smells like soup" always kills me

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees 5 месяцев назад

      Katrina daVORT

  • @TS1r731
    @TS1r731 3 года назад +878

    “Im just going to go to women now, just because they help out women nowwww” 😂

    • @gmont28
      @gmont28 3 месяца назад +1

      That aged well 😂

  • @bwoahviously
    @bwoahviously 2 года назад +322

    "Can you just hold on a second, I'm on my hamburger phone"

    • @conner3419
      @conner3419 5 месяцев назад +3

      Now i want a hamburger phone that’s sound cool as shit 😭

  • @Meg_Mercury
    @Meg_Mercury 2 года назад +413

    It's been 16 years and I still genuinely answer the phone with "yo yo yiggedy yo"

    • @jasminehill4122
      @jasminehill4122 Год назад +16

      I literally just sent someone this video so they could know what I'm talking about when I say yo yo yiggidy yo LOL

    • @cloud5buster
      @cloud5buster 10 месяцев назад +4

      Move on.

    • @baolvsq
      @baolvsq 8 месяцев назад

      Stop. Hating. ​@@cloud5buster

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees 5 месяцев назад +1

      Mine is ahoy hoy

  • @Bunni3570
    @Bunni3570 2 года назад +388

    “My mom uses Color safe bleach” “go Carol” my favourite 2 lines in the movie 😂🤣

  • @lindaclarke204
    @lindaclarke204 Год назад +151

    "That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet!"

  • @remiel2436
    @remiel2436 Год назад +166

    Juno is literally Ellie from another dimension

    • @xxliaz9068
      @xxliaz9068 Год назад +24

      They actually used her face on Ellie in her older version

    • @xxemthecaffeinebeanuwuxx4611
      @xxemthecaffeinebeanuwuxx4611 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@xxliaz9068:0

    • @Juggninja24
      @Juggninja24 10 месяцев назад +10

      yeah, where a certain type of mushrooms never mutated. I see this being the legit thing.

    • @elliot.writes703
      @elliot.writes703 Месяц назад

      as an Ellie from another dimension i approve this message

  • @AsherLogan129
    @AsherLogan129 2 года назад +255

    "I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishings."
    One of my favorites! XD

  • @tmoore4075
    @tmoore4075 3 года назад +322

    "Whoa, dream big!" Use this line a lot still.

  • @The_Isaiahnator
    @The_Isaiahnator Год назад +62

    The humor is so late-'00s. This was coming off the heels of early-to-mid-'00s quirky indie flicks like The Station Agent and Garden State and late-'00s Judd Apatow comedies... and it really shows.

  • @nathanfordham920
    @nathanfordham920 2 года назад +112

    I forgot how much I loved this movie. I remeber randomly seeing it when hit theaters too. They don't make movies like this anymore. Dialouge was awsome.

  • @amitfarkash1827
    @amitfarkash1827 2 года назад +172

    You forgot "He is actually great... in chair"

  • @CorneliusSchwarzenstein
    @CorneliusSchwarzenstein 11 месяцев назад +61

    You left out the best part
    "Who´s the father?”
    "Pauly Bleeker."
    "Pauly Bleeker? - I didn´t think he had it in him."

  • @sobekmania
    @sobekmania 8 месяцев назад +23

    "I am a sacred vessel, all right? All you've got in your stomach is taco bell."
    I love Diablo Cody.

  • @m4yumide
    @m4yumide 3 года назад +97

    the way i quote all of these iconic lines in my daily life is amazing 😌🤝

  • @Blueroo23
    @Blueroo23 3 года назад +132

    I always wanted one of those burger phones!

  • @FerrariCarr
    @FerrariCarr Год назад +85

    There was a girl in my high school who saw this movie junior year and started talking like Juno until we graduated 😂

  • @adamjustadam
    @adamjustadam Год назад +81

    Juno’s stepmother Brenda killed me throughout the film 🤣💀

    • @ElizabethMcCormick-s2n
      @ElizabethMcCormick-s2n 10 месяцев назад +7

      Well, she IS played by Alison Janney, so yeah, of course she's funny!

    • @timreardon4973
      @timreardon4973 3 месяца назад +2

      @@adamjustadam she ate the ultrasound tech's lunch! 😂

  • @thornwall1277
    @thornwall1277 2 года назад +34

    This is just the entire movie condensed into 3 minutes

  • @m4yumide
    @m4yumide 3 года назад +45

    this movie is too iconic

  • @SingersDream
    @SingersDream 2 года назад +29

    "All I see is pork swords"😂😂 gets me everytime! 😂😂

  • @justsomegirl933
    @justsomegirl933 3 года назад +75

    OML I LOVE JUNOS PHONE SKKDKFKR

  • @linar.6312
    @linar.6312 3 года назад +34

    So many good lines. Thank you! ^^

  • @jinoratheairnomad9777
    @jinoratheairnomad9777 Год назад +43

    “I love Woody Allen!” absolutely kills me.

    • @Flux45
      @Flux45 Год назад +3

      I bet that joke goes over a lot of peoples head, I love that they slipped it in there

  • @emmae5939
    @emmae5939 2 месяца назад +5

    “I am for shiz up the spout.” Had me dying. I love Diablo Cody.

  • @SeMPlayz2k
    @SeMPlayz2k Год назад +11

    One of my fav scenes is when her dad says to her little step sister during dinner “if you put one more bako on that potato im going to kick your little monkey butt” and she just gives a smile.

  • @tiascott02
    @tiascott02 2 года назад +253

    Elliot Page will forever be one of my favorite actors of all time 😭💛 He has such a nostalgic place in my heart!!

    • @tiascott02
      @tiascott02 2 года назад +21

      @@mirabellevlogs700 No, Elliot is a trans man that uses he/him pronouns :)

    • @mirabellevlogs700
      @mirabellevlogs700 2 года назад +27

      @@tiascott02 omg im so stupid i forgot he transitioned from a girl to a boy i though it was reverse im so stupid lol im not transphobic i swear i’m just stupid and i forgot lol. one of my best friends is trans that’s my bad

    • @Saejima_the_taiga83
      @Saejima_the_taiga83 Год назад +6

      ​@@mirabellevlogs700 It's okay buddy

    • @Saejima_the_taiga83
      @Saejima_the_taiga83 Год назад

      @@Top10soon I'm confused what are you talking about

    • @Saejima_the_taiga83
      @Saejima_the_taiga83 Год назад +8

      @@xystumpy187 cope buddy

  • @oxybladed
    @oxybladed Год назад +14

    “ow ow fuckity ow” 😭

  • @laurenmassey73
    @laurenmassey73 Год назад +11

    “Go Carol” and “Fooket Thailand” is my favourite

  • @Vlogtan
    @Vlogtan 3 года назад +40

    I loved her father!

  • @nerdygal6133
    @nerdygal6133 3 года назад +15

    I now regularly greet people with “yo yo yo giddy yo!” It’s great

  • @samanthac4331
    @samanthac4331 2 месяца назад +2

    “He was the hot one with polio” kills me!! 😂

  • @maiumixshow
    @maiumixshow Год назад +11

    i got whiplash when i saw that rainn wilson was in this movie

  • @llarmstrong783
    @llarmstrong783 3 года назад +33

    Dwight is in this! He was in everything!

  • @chloebingham6766
    @chloebingham6766 3 года назад +22

    THANK U FOR THIS

  • @frillydress
    @frillydress 15 дней назад

    I watched this movie with my friend when we had a sleepover and this movie was absolutely hilarious and so sweet. I loved it 🩷

  • @muttieh8321
    @muttieh8321 10 месяцев назад +4

    Juno really shouldn't have been my choice of movie when my period was 3 weeks late. But got damn it was it the right choice. Love this movie to death.

  • @pamelaxxrose
    @pamelaxxrose 2 года назад +10

    "Nice tiger. He looks proud."
    "I swiped it from ms. ransick's lawn"

  • @DosagePosage
    @DosagePosage Год назад +3

    Honorable mention "I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when" 😂😂😂

  • @missm8067
    @missm8067 Год назад +10

    I love how y2k this dialogue is 😂😂😂

    • @Mor1moo
      @Mor1moo Год назад +7

      It came out in 2007?

  • @TheFinalGate_
    @TheFinalGate_ Год назад +24

    Wow this is literally ellie from last of us

    • @Saejima_the_taiga83
      @Saejima_the_taiga83 Год назад +7

      Pre trans Elliot page would play a killer Ellie

    • @madgang201
      @madgang201 Год назад +3

      @@Saejima_the_taiga83Elliot Page. Elliot Smith was a singer.

    • @Saejima_the_taiga83
      @Saejima_the_taiga83 Год назад +3

      @@madgang201 oh shit I barely realized that sorry I think my phone auto corrected cause I was listening to a lot of Elliot Smith

  • @DM-pm2yd
    @DM-pm2yd 3 года назад +7

    “I’m a sacred vessel”

  • @vitaflood6677
    @vitaflood6677 4 месяца назад

    i cant explain how much i love this movie😭

  • @AnimatedBlast
    @AnimatedBlast 9 месяцев назад +5

    Elliot is lucky he will never experience this

    • @kuba2ve
      @kuba2ve 3 месяца назад +1

      And you´re a garbage human being for condoning all this madness.... TRUMP 2024!!!

    • @gmont28
      @gmont28 3 месяца назад

      Ellen

  • @JorisKeijser
    @JorisKeijser Год назад +2

    I was actually looking for the tv commercial impression she did.

  • @amannamedred7932
    @amannamedred7932 10 месяцев назад +2

    Should be called jun-bro now

  • @tofupowda
    @tofupowda 5 месяцев назад +2

    im a cautionary whale

  • @Wetknees
    @Wetknees 5 месяцев назад

    “It would be friggin sweet if no one hit me”
    It’s like it gets more relatable the older you get

  • @naomm8832
    @naomm8832 10 месяцев назад

    god i love this movie so much

  • @quasimodoandfievel1871
    @quasimodoandfievel1871 10 месяцев назад +1

    i think i might watch this movie just for rainn wilson as the pharmacist. dwight schrute my beloved.

  • @sooperheep
    @sooperheep Год назад +3

    you missed when baby crazy lady says something about her girlfriend and Juno's friend goes "you're gay?"😆

  • @7o7im7mmt7
    @7o7im7mmt7 3 месяца назад

    Juno reminds me of a modern Jo from Little Women (90s film adaptation). Idk why, cant really pin point it but she's free spirited, sassy, outgoing and has that "forced chillness instead of panic" about her sometimes. I love them both

  • @tg995nation6
    @tg995nation6 3 года назад +20

    Juno's friend is hot.

    • @The_Isaiahnator
      @The_Isaiahnator Год назад +3

      The fact that they used to hook up IRL while making this movie makes my imagination run wild!

    • @kairicat856
      @kairicat856 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@The_Isaiahnatorits a guy now lmao

  • @dijyy
    @dijyy 10 месяцев назад

    Disaster movie nailed this

  • @erindanelleavilaavilaguerr7251
    @erindanelleavilaavilaguerr7251 Год назад +2

    There family is that formal. Jesus Christ ... Lay out in the front yard when you get there. We are like, ok!. We are normal people.

  • @hastaeldawningbreaks6566
    @hastaeldawningbreaks6566 10 месяцев назад +8

    0:26 what is she saying? Ive been confused about this since 2007

    • @realexkav
      @realexkav 10 месяцев назад +3

      Phuket, Thailand

    • @samanthac4331
      @samanthac4331 2 месяца назад

      “I am fo shizz up the spout” Slang for pregnant

    • @Moon_the_therian349
      @Moon_the_therian349 2 месяца назад

      It’s basically a way of saying “OH SHIT”

  • @nocturnalrecluse1216
    @nocturnalrecluse1216 3 года назад +9

    Still better than genZ

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 3 года назад +3

    They forgot that honest blog dialogue

  • @anjangheda2337
    @anjangheda2337 2 года назад +6

    omg juno is Ellie

    • @xxliaz9068
      @xxliaz9068 Год назад

      Yes used her/his face actually

  • @1light4love
    @1light4love 3 года назад +4

    🤣 😂 🤣 OMG YAAAASSSS. 🙏Thank you!! That was exactly what I needed!!!!
    course now I have to watch it again🥴🤦🤷‍♀️

  • @phoenixnorth5272
    @phoenixnorth5272 3 года назад +3

    A kraken from the sea LOL

  • @PrinceRinMorningstar
    @PrinceRinMorningstar 2 месяца назад

    Go Carol....

  • @janek4773
    @janek4773 Год назад +1

    "All I see is Pork Swords"

  • @kleverkolu850
    @kleverkolu850 5 месяцев назад

    1:11 Truth be told, when I first heard it, she had some Timmy Turner in her voice.

  • @DamonLamont-c7r
    @DamonLamont-c7r Месяц назад

    This would be Ellie, if the apocalypse didn't destroy the entire planet.

    • @LaraCroftEyes1
      @LaraCroftEyes1 Месяц назад

      Ashely Johnson Played Ellie

    • @DamonLamont-c7r
      @DamonLamont-c7r Месяц назад

      @LaraCroftEyes1 no shit thank you captain obvious.

  • @Rapscallion2871
    @Rapscallion2871 3 года назад +37

    The dialogue in this movie sounded like it was written by a boomer.

    • @junosifuentes704
      @junosifuentes704 3 года назад +50

      But it's also written in a nice way that it isn't cringey

    • @SRLovesPandas1
      @SRLovesPandas1 3 года назад +17

      It was a gen X-er I think

  • @BreadSourdoughBaguette
    @BreadSourdoughBaguette 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:20
    Why does that last part sound like scott pilgrim (idk if it was bass or guitar)

  • @Caster-tv8cb
    @Caster-tv8cb 2 месяца назад

    Thanks bro

  • @giordanotirelli6028
    @giordanotirelli6028 Год назад

    Today paulie bleeker alias michael cera 35 years

  • @mothRequiem
    @mothRequiem Год назад

    you forgot "yum! this pretzel tastes like a friggen donut!"

    • @itaystav6111
      @itaystav6111 Год назад

      These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • @junosifuentes704
    @junosifuentes704 3 года назад +102

    Elliot Page is adorable i cant- 😭

    • @cloud5buster
      @cloud5buster 10 месяцев назад +10

      Ellen was adorable, back then. "Elliot" is sad and creepy with severe mental delusions.

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius 9 месяцев назад

      This is years before she even fathomed becoming trans. deadnaming is a bs term. You can't retroactively change yourself.

  • @kidpresentable5523
    @kidpresentable5523 2 года назад +2

    So clever!

  • @manewilk8341
    @manewilk8341 Год назад +2

    draaaaain gang

  • @AvalancheTV
    @AvalancheTV 2 года назад +10

    You should’ve added the “So guess what? What I don’t know” for the Drain Gang fans

    • @lilyb3an
      @lilyb3an 2 года назад

      i didnt know where it was from until i saw that scene LOL

    • @ymenace5024
      @ymenace5024 2 года назад

      Hell yea

  • @pranjallpahuja
    @pranjallpahuja 2 года назад +6

    i wish you had included "it's vanessa, right?"

  • @sft8693
    @sft8693 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ryan ❤

  • @e2k102
    @e2k102 2 месяца назад +2

    Ughh I hate it when Adults use the term sexually active what does it even mean am i gonna like deactivate some day or is this a permanent state of being

  • @ethanhehex1081
    @ethanhehex1081 Год назад

    Hi, how ya doing hope you're well, anyway, can someone help me, in the scene where Mark and Juno are playing guitar when just after Juno uses the bathroom they go to Marks guitar room and Vanessa hears then from downstairs and she goes and gets them because they've got stuff to sort out, what song are Juno and Mark playing I can't find it ANYWHERE
    Edit: it's this scene 1:57

  • @alijohnson9670
    @alijohnson9670 2 года назад +2

    The Morgan Freeman list is the best in the movie, imo.

  • @dariomedrano9979
    @dariomedrano9979 11 месяцев назад +11

    she couldve been Ellie for last of us 🥲

    • @reuellucas7187
      @reuellucas7187 10 месяцев назад

      I hate you. Now I can't unsee that. Thanks for that. 😒

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko Месяц назад

      yeah if the live action was made like 10 years before lmao

  • @scottfreckle237
    @scottfreckle237 9 месяцев назад

    or James-o as she now insists it's pronounced

  • @death29485
    @death29485 10 месяцев назад +1

    Rip

  • @samuelherrera2318
    @samuelherrera2318 Год назад

    Lol...I like disaster movie for one reason....the "juno" in that movie has a line and i think it goes.."yo bffs what's the 411 on the 911.."....

  • @FellowAlien.
    @FellowAlien. 10 месяцев назад

    OMG ITS KITTY

  • @gamesdeen3768
    @gamesdeen3768 10 месяцев назад +1

    It kind of fucked with me when Elliot page transitioned because he totally used to be my celebrity crush when he presented as a woman.

  • @timreardon4973
    @timreardon4973 4 месяца назад

    Juno, like the city in Alaska

    • @Dogdiggitydoo
      @Dogdiggitydoo 3 месяца назад

      “No.” (Literally my favorite line)

  • @netspostgameshow2770
    @netspostgameshow2770 2 года назад +1

    Zaddyy 👍🏿😩

  • @juanangeloechiverri7990
    @juanangeloechiverri7990 2 года назад +5

    I want juno as my girlfriend ❤️❤️❤️💔💔after watching this mannn i wish!!!!

  • @SweetieApollo
    @SweetieApollo 2 года назад +7

    the line where he says “idk what kind of girl I am no more” actually was considering Eliot is trans

  • @Marchew1200
    @Marchew1200 10 месяцев назад +2

    this movie feels kinda campy

  • @АлексейТабаков-ы8в

    You forgot this line from Juno herself (or maybe himself, who knows): "I don't really know what kind of girl I am". It's seems like a foreshadowing of what Elliot Page would be in the future (I know that this line probably was in the script all along and Page maybe didn't improvised, but it's still funny).

  • @official_alphabet_inc
    @official_alphabet_inc Год назад

    1:49 Can someone -tell me- write down what the line was?

    • @grrlxgerms
      @grrlxgerms 4 месяца назад

      he said "yes, heating and air conditioning"

    • @official_alphabet_inc
      @official_alphabet_inc 4 месяца назад

      @@grrlxgerms Wth, I can hear that perfectly fine. Now I'm wondering if I wrote the wrong time code or if I was drunk outta my mind lolol
      Thanks anyways ;*

  • @Brittanyjacks
    @Brittanyjacks 11 месяцев назад

    I live in my car and just started my RUclips channel 😊people say I look like her lol

  • @NathanBlackberry
    @NathanBlackberry Год назад +1

    😊😊😊💙💕🤍💕💙

  • @CodeAwesome28
    @CodeAwesome28 Год назад

    What is this show bout?! It came in my recommended.

  •  4 дня назад

    and now she believes she's a guy and was dating the other chick throughout this movie. love the movie however.

  • @GlitterInTheSnow
    @GlitterInTheSnow 9 месяцев назад

    Could you tell Elliot page is ftm?

  • @korvotron
    @korvotron 10 месяцев назад

    no it’s morgan freeman