Quest for the Cosmic Crisp!

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  • Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
  • Today we're headed to Seattle's own Pike Place Market to find and review the brand new Cosmic Crisp apple. It's the apple adventure of a lifetime!
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  • @Ani-df1zu
    @Ani-df1zu 4 года назад +3055

    Ian is singlehandedly keeping the stock video industry alive.

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle 4 года назад +59

      I wonder if there’s a way to get sponsored by the whole stock video/picture industry 🤔

    • @TheFluffernutter12
      @TheFluffernutter12 4 года назад +1

      Ariana S this is top comment because it’s too true

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 4 года назад +7

      Ariana S him and internet historian.

    • @themarlboromandalorian
      @themarlboromandalorian 3 года назад +2

      His sense of humour and his editing are the primary reasons why I subscribed.

    • @thedigiseviper1330
      @thedigiseviper1330 3 года назад +2

      @@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks I was just gonna say internet historian is giving him a run for his money lol

  • @charleswfgk7028
    @charleswfgk7028 4 года назад +1594

    This felt like I was in a baby carrier and Ian was showing me the sights of the city. Effervescent

    • @MrCamara47
      @MrCamara47 4 года назад +22

      Did you notice his painted nails during that effervescence?

    • @karlturner5678
      @karlturner5678 4 года назад +34

      @@MrCamara47 I mean, they look good

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 4 года назад +4

      Just like denture cleaner.... 👍

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 4 года назад +6

      Perfect description. 👌

    • @cherryberry7431
      @cherryberry7431 4 года назад +1

      @@MrCamara47 wait what really? When?

  • @wwlaurenww
    @wwlaurenww 4 года назад +1847

    This is the perfect intersection of a PBS Kids show and an Adult Swim segment. It's like a beautiful liminal space between the mundane and surreal. Primo content

    • @MMDAMV
      @MMDAMV 4 года назад +70

      That is a PERFECT description of the Brutalmoose Experience™

    • @karla9319
      @karla9319 4 года назад +11

      Absolutely

    • @SeveralGhost
      @SeveralGhost 3 года назад

      Very wise, Lauren. Subscribed

    • @themarlboromandalorian
      @themarlboromandalorian 3 года назад +13

      Weird Al in UHF meets Bill Nye the Science Guy.
      Sound effects and all.

    • @MrWest949
      @MrWest949 3 года назад +1

      How are you brave to say something so wise?

  • @gre.g
    @gre.g 4 года назад +1467

    I feel like Ian is my cool uncle who took me to the farmers market

    • @EllieCollie
      @EllieCollie 4 года назад +22

      Then touched me in the bathroom

    • @chrisrobinson8751
      @chrisrobinson8751 4 года назад +1

      God aka internetinc hey my name is Chris work downtown Seattle pike place market

    • @TinnitusTuning
      @TinnitusTuning 4 года назад

      God aka internetinc cool

    • @CheeseCakeCupcake23
      @CheeseCakeCupcake23 4 года назад +7

      My cool uncle took me to this specific market
      Can confirm that this video is similar to that experience à

    • @Silver2308
      @Silver2308 3 года назад +5

      Ian would be the coolest uncle.

  • @AnnCatsanndra
    @AnnCatsanndra 4 года назад +1393

    I appreciate Ian's sick drifting skills! He didn't run over a single pedestrian despite driving right through them!

    • @jackuval9362
      @jackuval9362 4 года назад +7

      rewatching that with this new lens was comedy gold

    • @TheeCapN
      @TheeCapN 4 года назад +7

      When you're good enough sometimes you need to drift between world's to survive

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 4 года назад

      Because he doesn't drive a mustang

  • @degeneratepervert6255
    @degeneratepervert6255 4 года назад +849

    You apple boys will regret playing God when your Cosmic Apple sprouts tentacles, converts your whole town to fish people, and you are all eaten by a Shoggoth.

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 4 года назад +31

      Also, it will install Windows ME in all of our computers

    • @koira163
      @koira163 4 года назад +19

      Weirdly specific... Are you... Cosmic apple? 👀

    • @trashman3319
      @trashman3319 4 года назад +21

      That doesn't sound threatening
      It sounds *kinky*

    • @GuitarHeroGamer
      @GuitarHeroGamer 4 года назад +8

      what do you mean "you apple people"

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 4 года назад +10

      @@GuitarHeroGamer Those who buy iPhones

  • @thepokekid01
    @thepokekid01 4 года назад +809

    I love how this is shot like a first person shooter with the coffee equipped.

  • @crayonpack
    @crayonpack 4 года назад +724

    The parts where the cups are in our face makes me feel like I'm a tiny animal inside Ian's coat

  • @laceyh
    @laceyh 4 года назад +322

    I am an 85 year old woman at heart, trapped in a 22 year old body and as such I am obsessed with Fiestaware and all of my dishes are multicolored Fiestaware. I was way too excited to see it here haha.

    • @user-io9hj9ip2d
      @user-io9hj9ip2d 4 года назад +18

      I know how you feel, the older i get the more and more excitement i get out of the kitchenware section of stores

    • @toddlisasmith9512
      @toddlisasmith9512 4 года назад

      Best comment 🏆

    • @ammagee
      @ammagee 4 года назад

      There's an outlet in West Virginia where they are made

    • @sarajohnson6855
      @sarajohnson6855 10 месяцев назад +1

      I actually just sold some fiesta wear at a garage sale recently. A set of peacock blue fiesta tea pot and cups/saucers. The lady who bought them was so excited for them and I was happy to be a part of that 😊

  • @somepersonfromsomeplace974
    @somepersonfromsomeplace974 4 года назад +328

    People who think apples dont last long have never seen how ridiculously long the red delicious apples in the gas station fruit basket manage to live

    • @darkninjafirefox
      @darkninjafirefox 4 года назад +90

      They come with the store and die with the store

    • @charliefey8974
      @charliefey8974 4 года назад +28

      People used to keep fresh (as opposed to dried or conserved) apples in barrels in root cellars for months at a time, easily up to or beyond a year. It's all about storing them right, although it will depend on the cultivar and some other variables. Apples keep really well though, they're excellent.

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 4 года назад +3

      They seem to store well in cool, dry places.

    • @4dultw1thj0b
      @4dultw1thj0b 4 года назад +5

      Does anybody actually like red delicious apples though?

    • @somepersonfromsomeplace974
      @somepersonfromsomeplace974 4 года назад +1

      @@4dultw1thj0b No like actually nobody likes them even the kids

  • @kraszyfox
    @kraszyfox 4 года назад +253

    Ian bites into apple
    Cathy Mitchell: LOVE THAT CRUNCH

  • @thatgeek8064
    @thatgeek8064 4 года назад +308

    The chest camera just puts a hilarious image in my head of Ian being incredibly short and and holding his hands high above his head

    • @keithmelon428
      @keithmelon428 2 года назад +3

      Like an orangutan with flowing hair.

  • @JackalB4
    @JackalB4 4 года назад +401

    Those cosmic crisp apples look an awful lot like the animal crossing perfect apples.

    • @russianbot8576
      @russianbot8576 4 года назад +10

      omg you're right.

    • @YuliaLinderoth
      @YuliaLinderoth 4 года назад +40

      I bought a Red Delicious apple once that looked exactly like the Perfect Apple. I almost didn't eat it.
      photos.app.goo.gl/UzoDAoAUJC7RidQd6
      It's just pictures of apple, don't worry.

    • @cantdance3809
      @cantdance3809 4 года назад

      @@YuliaLinderoth they knew

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 4 года назад +4

      @@YuliaLinderoth That's a beautiful apple. Looks like a shiny ruby!

    • @DoctorChained
      @DoctorChained 4 года назад +10

      @@Vaksharules1999 It's a red delicious though, so it's guaranteed to taste like ass

  • @tylerfromtexas6556
    @tylerfromtexas6556 4 года назад +502

    brutalmoose is the kind of guy where anything he does is great. He's like that guy you just want to chill with, and talk whatever come to mind, no matter how random it is...

    • @whitestguyuknow
      @whitestguyuknow 4 года назад +11

      I don't say this about any guy but I like his voice too lol

    • @johnnybensonitis7853
      @johnnybensonitis7853 4 года назад +2

      I love his content but I don't think I would wanna try being friends with him. He would probably be busy making videos to ever hang out! Then it would lead to me giving that speech & say something like, "Work & family is all you care about! What happened to the good old days, Moose?? *What happened to us?!* "
      I dunno, now it's starting to sound pretty sweet! 😏😂
      But yeah, he is great. He has done a variety of different types of content and they are all incredible! I'd love to see more Televoid, but hell, hard to complain whenever everything he uploads is fun to watch!

    • @TashiVoices_35
      @TashiVoices_35 4 года назад

      @@whitestguyuknow Yeah, his voice is really relaxing to listen to.

    • @H0T5H0TJ0N
      @H0T5H0TJ0N 4 года назад

      He is truly brutal.

  • @cierra7246
    @cierra7246 4 года назад +313

    this felt like an episode of some kind of food/travel show my teacher would have made me watch in the 90's.

    • @cierra7246
      @cierra7246 4 года назад +16

      and i loved it

    • @kalebtrollsalot9737
      @kalebtrollsalot9737 2 года назад

      Alice Barbara fbi “there was thermite found at ground zero, of course we fuckin did it”
      If osama bin laden really did the 9/11 attacks
      Why weren’t there follow up attacks
      Not one more al queda attack on home soil
      Osama, Accused of pulling off 9/11 and met with an entire nations military force tricked into believing he was the man behind the devastating 9/11 attacks had no choice but to run and hide in caves
      If he was so successful why wouldn’t there have been anything else of any similar level after that
      If he hated America so much why did he have a thumbdrive FULL of American movies
      “Because he didn’t hate America” my mother tells me, weeping, heart breaking from the truth
      11 (Alice revealed) years hiding in holes watching American films like shrek.
      Tracked down and killed by a team of navy seals and dumped in the ocean so the truth could never be revealed, so his testimony could never be heard by any American,
      Until now
      The American government was behind the September eleventh attacks, pushed by Dick Cheney, and approved by George w Bush this plan to stage a terrorist attack attack on American soil was a massive success and a democratic vote was passed and America invaded Iraq, then Sudan other nearby countries guilty of only internal conflicts not
      we continue to keep troops in the Middle East to keep anyone who knows the truth subdued and dead
      Our army our troops sent to die in the dessert so America could investigate rumored super science, allegations of innovation in military science, supposed evidence of extra terrestrial intelligence and “oil”
      They never had nukes osama never had a chance in hell of getting a god forsaken Nuclear Device
      And they never found what they were looking for they keep troops on the ground to this day to keep their secrets safe
      Every dead American was approved by George W. Bush and Dick Cheney
      Every dead person fighting for their own country in the Middle East slayed by an invading force that are being lied to by their politicians who don’t have to go anywhere near the bloodshed
      Alice Barbara “I should’ve destroyed that usb drive”
      The fbi pulled off the job this time
      The cia already being caught for attempting a planned terrorist attack to force democratic vote of invasion of another country
      The fbi is tricked into believing the FBI agents, Americans (given fake passports with Islamic identities, stowed guns, and balaclavas) are patriots that this secret must be kept to honor their deaths but they know the truth, in these Americans final moments they knew it was wrong and two of the planes didn’t hit their targets
      One was supposed to hit the white house all Americans
      One hits the pentagon a Cold War era symbol
      Politicians with ranch houses and horses
      Sitting comfortably in their homes, the White House, watching tvs
      Watching FBI agents fly planes into the twin towers
      A symbol of American Business 90s
      Over 7000 people died
      The box cutters were planted and the guns were collected by cleanup crews
      The burnt up corpses of the government approved terrorists cremated so they wouldn’t be identified by dental records
      The box cutters were planted and the guns were collected by cleanup crews
      Dick Cheney working with secret FBI agent Alice Barbara and others discriminately targeted structures that would most likely outrage specific generations those of a legal voting age
      Our founding fathers said we must strive to stay out of foreign conflicts modern government spits in the fucking face of the people who found this country

  • @ArtsyStarleta
    @ArtsyStarleta 3 года назад +92

    Before the pandemic, I was able to visit my sister who lives in Seattle. We went to Pike Place because my mom loves the blueberry waffles at one of the restaurants there. I adore the atmosphere there. I love the neon, I love that it's close to the water, I love the comic shop there. Because of this video, I bought a cosmic crisp apple the last time I was there. I haven't seen my sister in well over a year now, but watching this video helps me feel (at least a little) like I'm back in Seattle with her. ♡

  • @golgarisoul
    @golgarisoul 4 года назад +355

    Poor sad crab. May he dance in crab heaven.

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 4 года назад

      "I know you're down there, in crab heaven."

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 4 года назад +1

      @@JumpyWizzzard Crabs have that evil combination of "Very cute" and "Hyper-delicious" that makes me feel both guilt and hunger.

    • @sacaret
      @sacaret 4 года назад +1

      @@JumpyWizzzard
      Sorry for calling you not swag
      You are very swag

    • @hannahb730
      @hannahb730 4 года назад +1

      Crab rave

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 4 года назад +3

      Crab heaven has "Crab Rave" in the check-in station on a non-stop loop.

  • @jellybrainnerd2795
    @jellybrainnerd2795 4 года назад +280

    The cosmic crisp sounds like a way to die in space

    • @AlejandroArch22
      @AlejandroArch22 4 года назад

      ^^^^^^^^
      LOL Underrated comment

    • @Hatsworthful
      @Hatsworthful 4 года назад +3

      Cosmic crisp: either a tasty apple or some unlucky astronaut who got too close to space radiation

  • @user-ft4jo8ev1v
    @user-ft4jo8ev1v 2 года назад +61

    This might sound exaggerated, but this is one of my favorite videos on the entire internet. I've been through a lot of heavy shit since Dec 2019 when this came out and throughout it all I kept coming back to this specific video. It has such a calming vibe and it managed to make me nostalgic for a place I've never even been close to. If you read this Ian, thanks for uploading this, it has meant a lot to me, for some reason!

    • @brackin
      @brackin 2 года назад +5

      same, i've rewatched it many times for the same reason

  • @gurmble
    @gurmble 2 года назад +36

    So about a week ago, we got these up in Canada at the store I work at! They taste WILD, almost like a completely different fruit. When I saw them in our storage cooler, I immediately remembered this video and my first thought was "thanks for the apples ian"

    • @Gepedrglass
      @Gepedrglass 2 года назад +5

      I just found out and got three today at the grocery!! I was freaking out and my dad did not get it at all. They're great!

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +1

      @@Gepedrglass hope you shared the vid (& the 🍎) with your Dad lol

  • @sighrelief
    @sighrelief 4 года назад +404

    Basically every independent comic/pop culture store has to have a dedicated pop-vinyl section. I've never seen one without it since they've come out. I'm not even sure the store owners like them, but it's basically financial suicide not to carry them.

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 4 года назад +70

      Considering how terribly unreliable income can be in said stores, I imagine they quite like them. People who run collectibles/memorabilia shops do so because it's a passion, and if said passion can be subsidized by morons with terrible taste and fat wallets...that's gotta be good.

    • @LackOfCreativiT
      @LackOfCreativiT 4 года назад +17

      @@HaydenX I think they might have meant they don't even like the pop vinyls. I don't know how anyone even does.

    • @rampageblizzard
      @rampageblizzard 4 года назад +26

      Why do people buy these things? That and Funko pops. Blegh.

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 4 года назад +7

      My local comic store has an entire aisle detecated to them as well as a display of the new ones in the comic section. I own a few but only ones of characters it's hard to get merchandise for.

    • @thegamefree1
      @thegamefree1 4 года назад

      @@rampageblizzard. funko pops HQ is in evertt,WA just like Jones soda HQ is in seattle,WA

  • @xfector1099
    @xfector1099 4 года назад +434

    "Oh these are some good lamps"
    Ian is a moth confirmed

  • @Bobba_raekus
    @Bobba_raekus 4 года назад +333

    I'm fairly certain that whenever someone goes to hell, the length of their stay is directly proportional to how many funko pop figures they owned in life.

    • @beepboop8751
      @beepboop8751 4 года назад +5

      What happens if they were gifted to you?

    • @bevvvy1374
      @bevvvy1374 4 года назад +55

      @@beepboop8751 All is forgiven but the second you go out of your way to acquire one you are damned

    • @rymoo27
      @rymoo27 4 года назад +2

      However long it is, I stay for 4 of those :|

    • @iancrowley4833
      @iancrowley4833 4 года назад +4

      I'm In for 42 :(

    • @thomasqphilroy
      @thomasqphilroy 4 года назад

      I’ve been gifted 3 by my girlfriend and gotten two for myself, one for her and one for my brother. If those count and being gifted them doesn’t then I’m in for four units of time too. 😂

  • @sehtuk3953
    @sehtuk3953 3 года назад +41

    This is one of the comfiest videos on RUclips for me, just a guy with a surreally cool and smooth editing style talking about his experience walking around a big market plaza. I'd love to see more of this content honestly.

  • @jdogtwodolla
    @jdogtwodolla 4 года назад +425

    Could you please mark a cosmic apple and casually have it in the background of all your 2020 videos or until it lasts? You could make an update video on here or twitter on if the apple made it or not.

    • @OwlyLyra
      @OwlyLyra 4 года назад +5

      yeah that's a good idea

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 года назад +22

      Well its 1 year when properly stored. I doubt itll last a month just sitting on the desk.

    • @jdogtwodolla
      @jdogtwodolla 4 года назад +15

      @@robertharris6092 Well i'd think he'd put it back in the fridge after shooting. That was my thought anyway. I don't know how the constant removal would affect it though.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 4 года назад

      @@jdogtwodolla well proper storage isnt in a fridge. Its deep frozen. Probabaly in a air tight container.

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 4 года назад +17

      Actually no. They specified cold storage, not frozen, it's quite literally just a fridge. That being said, putting it in and out for long periods of time would definitelly affect it.

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina 4 года назад +518

    it woule be cool to buy 12 and eat one a month and note the differences in taste over time!!!

    • @themoribundapathetic4530
      @themoribundapathetic4530 4 года назад +32

      as an unhealthy person, yes it would take me a good 6mo to eat all of them as of rn.

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 4 года назад +7

      I bought 4... I usually eat like 1-2 apples a day. But these 4 apples cost me $9.
      So I plan on doleing them out, lol... & I live in WA state where you'd think apples would be practically free! 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @foxycrystal8961
      @foxycrystal8961 4 года назад +1

      @@cypher237 So, it's been a while, how was it ?

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 4 года назад +1

      @@foxycrystal8961 hey! They were pretty darn good, but not worth $9 for 4.... imo. The taste is too similar to other types of apples. So, save your cash! 🤷‍♀️

    • @psychoticax645
      @psychoticax645 3 года назад

      @ANDREW HAGUE basically said 12 apples, over 12 months, noting how one tastes one month, then another the next, and so on

  • @Fennec333
    @Fennec333 4 года назад +217

    *rewatching five months later in quarantine* so this is what outside was like......

    • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
      @CinnamonGrrlErin1 4 года назад +1

      Out....side?

    • @nessiesenpai420
      @nessiesenpai420 3 года назад +1

      🤔🤔 what is this outside that you speak of,,,?

    • @zoebailey
      @zoebailey 3 года назад +7

      man, watching this now makes me so NERVOUS. Like I know it was filmed Dec 2019, but there are so many maskless people at that farmer's market it feels wrong

    • @nate_d376
      @nate_d376 3 года назад +1

      Betcha half or more of these marts are permanently out of business. :(

    • @dopeyowo5460
      @dopeyowo5460 3 года назад +2

      9 months later 😭

  • @tabikat
    @tabikat Год назад +14

    I remember when this came out. I was so different. Shout-out to Ian's soothing, enjoyable, calmly amusing videos, as well as the transient nature of life.

  • @79obrien
    @79obrien 4 года назад +189

    There is a mall called Pacific place a few streets up from pikes place that has a pikes place chowder in it. That pikes place chowder has a smaller line because it's not right in the middle of pikes place.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 4 года назад +10

      It's PIKE Place, not Pikes Place.

    • @experssion123
      @experssion123 4 года назад +2

      I've been to pike place a million times I didnt know this

    • @Talkren
      @Talkren 4 года назад +4

      @@FrenkTheJoy It's on Pike street so it would make sense to say Pike's Place as well. I personally call it Pike, but it doesn't matter. I live in Seattle and work near downtown. I hear both from locals all the time.

    • @trev2765
      @trev2765 4 года назад +1

      Dude I love pacific place! It’s gonna be interesting to see what new stores are there when the remodel is done

    • @trev2765
      @trev2765 4 года назад

      Real Donald Trump thanks mr. president

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 4 года назад +83

    That chest cam perspective makes me feel like we're a baby in one of those carrying pouches, and Ian is carrying us around

  • @Beansquishy
    @Beansquishy 4 года назад +208

    imagine making an apple pie out of these bad boys

    • @Tekkwin
      @Tekkwin 3 года назад +54

      the combination of apples makes the pie able to last until the end of time

    • @manny3052
      @manny3052 3 года назад +10

      just made one today... incredible!

    • @Merlodica
      @Merlodica Год назад +2

      It would be out of this world 🌎

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire 4 года назад +44

    Pink Lady is my favourite apple. It has the right crunch, the right juiciness, the right sweetness. Truly, they are delicious!

  • @WSUFan2017
    @WSUFan2017 4 года назад +165

    No joke, I live in Pullman, WA (home of Washington State University) and I’ve been eating these apples daily for two weeks. It’s certainly a source of pride in Pullman. Every store has a massive display right in the front door and are selling them by the bag. Haha.

    • @FieryRedmond
      @FieryRedmond 4 года назад +3

      I haven’t heard of these things until now, I guess it’s a Washington thing

    • @frostwolf2423
      @frostwolf2423 4 года назад +2

      Blake Nelson it’s a really awesome apple! I love how strong the taste is

    • @WSUFan2017
      @WSUFan2017 4 года назад +1

      Seriously! I plan to make apple cider with them at some point.

    • @Dokterkiller
      @Dokterkiller 4 года назад +2

      Vancouver here. these apples are bomb AF, i grabbed 10 a few days back and they're already gone. Honestly they are my favourite apples.

    • @BurningSalmon1
      @BurningSalmon1 4 года назад

      Hell yeah lad go cougs! The market at global always has them

  • @awyeagames
    @awyeagames 4 года назад +144

    Ian isn't trash. Ian is love

    • @TomGreen99
      @TomGreen99 4 года назад +8

      He's at least garbage. Upper class trash.

  • @dazziegby7801
    @dazziegby7801 4 года назад +87

    You’re not going to be disappointed Beastars is one of my all time favorites. The art is so unique and the story’s so interesting.

    • @Rynewulf
      @Rynewulf 4 года назад +9

      I've been seeing Lugosi memes for like a year, and it's only now that I find out it's a manga

    • @beanoptodon
      @beanoptodon 4 года назад +6

      I couldn't get into it tbh. I tried, really I did. I can't stand it now lol.

    • @dazziegby7801
      @dazziegby7801 4 года назад +8

      Entropy Bean that’s fine at least you know now it’s not for you.

    • @jimmybean420
      @jimmybean420 3 года назад +7

      honestly i've heard it has anthropomorphic animal sex and that alone is enough to make me want to never touch it but i dont know if that's just the internet's fault or it really existing or some shit i dont know

    • @peanutbutteroven2660
      @peanutbutteroven2660 3 года назад +14

      @@jimmybean420 Oh get over yourself

  • @mabelistrans
    @mabelistrans 4 года назад +83

    the guy singing at 11:00 was really good at singing tbh

    • @pandaman_5607
      @pandaman_5607 3 года назад +1

      If you know the song, could you tell me. It’s been bothering me for a while.

    • @pop_tato
      @pop_tato 3 года назад +5

      EDIT: Ive found it! (well thanks to another comment) its "everybody wants to be a cat"

  • @zandershepherd4746
    @zandershepherd4746 4 года назад +119

    Hot diggity those do look delicious
    Also, I'm a room temperature guy. I don't know, never really even considered refrigerating them. For me, the most important thing about an apple is that it's really firm. I can't stand grainy, crumbly, floury-like apples. They need to be really firm, and juicy. If they're like that though, I love apples to bits.

    • @froggybibi
      @froggybibi 4 года назад +2

      Zander Shepherd i agree! the mealy weird kind are better for cooking cuz they're easy to dice & soften faster :)

    • @weeze2188
      @weeze2188 4 года назад +2

      ugh i hate those and theyre tje only ones my family buys

    • @carolinek.34
      @carolinek.34 4 года назад

      Cosmic crisp is right up your alley

    • @uglebean5769
      @uglebean5769 4 года назад

      You get me

  • @acatwizard
    @acatwizard 4 года назад +99

    I’m loving this trend of like, real-life tour/commentary vids you’re doing. Very pleasant, great editing as always. I hope we see more things like this in the future.

  • @jadinroberts2341
    @jadinroberts2341 3 года назад +10

    As a worker at a large grocery store in Oregon, I can confirm that it was HUGE when Cosmic Crisp apples hit the floor! It was heavily advertised, and was the talk of the town. Those apples took up all our major displays for weeks.

  • @soupsoup4245
    @soupsoup4245 4 года назад +30

    I honestly love all these weird, niche videos about weird, niche things. I love the editing style, the humor, honestly everything! I've been watching Brutalmoose since I was in fifth grade and I'm a high school junior now, so I'm glad I kind of got through my teenage years with this channel. I don't really know if you read these, Ian, but I want to thank you for continuing to make this content. It really brightens my day to watch uploads of yours, even ones I've already watched about a hundred times.

  • @aidandavid6681
    @aidandavid6681 4 года назад +123

    Nothing better than a cold crusty apple!

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 4 года назад +1

      Aidan David better be fuckin green. I don’t support red as a color.

  • @Spookybluelights
    @Spookybluelights 4 года назад +176

    What's the rent on a refrigerator shelf in Seattle like? I'm currently living in a pie carousel in a diner down in Portland and I'm thinking of moving to Seattle.

    • @ericbellesfield1785
      @ericbellesfield1785 4 года назад +5

      I'm currently living in a toaster oven for a mere $1,750/mo.

    • @MacFyrestone
      @MacFyrestone 4 года назад +8

      @@ericbellesfield1785 for real? Im living under a bowl-less Tupperware lid for 1,873/mo. I'm getting ripped off

    • @bamboy420
      @bamboy420 4 года назад +1

      Amazon has ruined Seattle culture though

    • @lit-eral5953
      @lit-eral5953 4 года назад +4

      I'm living between some couch cushions for $5,000/mo. Fancy, I know haha.

    • @agelessorca
      @agelessorca 4 года назад +4

      I'm living in an old styrofoam lunch tray. 😔

  • @Negameleon
    @Negameleon 4 года назад +37

    Watching Brutalmoose is like watching one of those roadtrip variety KPBS shows.

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp 4 года назад +35

    This was a bittersweet (because I miss markets) but soothing and entertaining watch during quarantine. Awesome editing as always.

  • @geoleo965
    @geoleo965 4 года назад +147

    *"Succulent"* is the word you're looking for.

  • @Pandymeez
    @Pandymeez 4 года назад +80

    I'm glad someone asked what temperature we like our apples because I always felt weird for having a preference. It's slightly colder than room temperature for me because I hate biting cold things.

  • @athriftygoddess6501
    @athriftygoddess6501 4 года назад +37

    Watching this in May 2020 to remember what Going Places was like.

    • @frostdachshund9618
      @frostdachshund9618 3 года назад +8

      It’s February 2021 and I am in a bunker watching the old footage of how people interacted in the distant past

  • @jaikthesnake6285
    @jaikthesnake6285 4 года назад +72

    Lowkey best part of the video was when he's pretending to drive and has footage of first person driving on his monitor

  • @malachimusclerat
    @malachimusclerat 4 года назад +60

    i think sosio's just loves apples, they've had dudes out on the street with apple slices inviting people over "check out this apple it's great" for like 10 years

    • @willf.4590
      @willf.4590 3 года назад

      I would kill to go to a place where people just hung out on the streets offering fresh apple slices to passersby.

  • @christopherbondoc9402
    @christopherbondoc9402 4 года назад +61

    I was actually eating a Cosmic Crisp apple earlier today. My sister-in-law's family is from Washington and got us some for Christmas. Easily the crispest, juiciest apple I've ever eaten in my life.

    • @thegamefree1
      @thegamefree1 4 года назад +1

      Cosmic Crisp is finally in oregon i bout 2 cosmic crisp at safeway in milwuakie. and i got 2 fancy opal apples.

    • @degenerateantics7065
      @degenerateantics7065 4 года назад

      @@thegamefree1 opal apples are pretty great, haven't tried cosmic crisp yet

    • @TheNightSpy
      @TheNightSpy 4 года назад

      @@thegamefree1 my parents and brother live in milwaukee and he was telling me how cosmic crisps make honey crisps seem like "just a boring old apple"

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 4 года назад

      And expensive as hell! 😁

  • @llamapunch4311
    @llamapunch4311 4 года назад +50

    Beastars is so good oh my god
    moose gets better every upload

    • @vagamer522
      @vagamer522 3 года назад +1

      I would love to see him compare the manga and anime

  • @charliecrane287
    @charliecrane287 3 года назад +11

    i've watched this video upwards of 5 times and "room temperature randys" always brings me to tears

    • @kurks001
      @kurks001 Год назад

      My first time watching this and I read your comment just as he said that lol

  • @southparkfirefly
    @southparkfirefly 4 года назад +41

    I love how when people realise Ian has a camera they awkwardly try to shuffle out of frame while avoiding eye contact.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 4 года назад +2

      That's how you can tell none of them watch the channel.

    • @MortusSweet
      @MortusSweet 4 года назад

      Welcome to Seattle! We hate eye contact and assume we’re all being watched, or crazy.

  • @JediMasterYoda66
    @JediMasterYoda66 4 года назад +89

    wow can't believe he was actually part of apple history; put this man in a history book

  • @TypStaffan
    @TypStaffan 3 года назад +5

    Hey Ian, this video is by far my favourite of yours and I keep coming back to it, especially during these Corona times. I really hope you'll keep doing these "out in the wild" videos in the future, your commentary is really special and I love it. Thanks for doing stuff like this, it somehow means a lot to me.

  • @rozharris6834
    @rozharris6834 4 года назад +105

    "Don't you wish you could eat that?" *me, in Japan, eating otafuka sauce with my dinner, while watching this* "Well you can't!" Oh.

  • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
    @SmeddyTooBestChannel 4 года назад +53

    2014:
    "Ha ha, that guy said funny things about Captain Bible on DOS!"
    2019:
    "Holy shit, I'm getting an insanely comfy guided tour around a farmer's market."

    • @styno9295
      @styno9295 4 года назад +1

      Well said, Tempo fan, Ians current videos are like a roaring fireplace on a cold Christmas night. Very comfy and you feel like you belong.

  • @RaccoonRevolution
    @RaccoonRevolution 4 года назад +73

    Also, Cosmic Crisp sounds like the name of a generic-brand cereal.

    • @TheNightSpy
      @TheNightSpy 4 года назад +6

      i can literally see the box in my head

    • @penguin8730
      @penguin8730 4 года назад +6

      Cosmic Crisps “Out Of This World Flavor”

    • @Jimmy-cv2js
      @Jimmy-cv2js 4 года назад +1

      They just released Chocolate Milky Way

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 4 года назад

      The J-Walker sounds like a kids band

    • @Falconifan
      @Falconifan 4 года назад

      There used to be UFO themed cereal called Quisp. It tasted like a cross between Honeycombs and Cap'n Crunch

  • @SebbeDK
    @SebbeDK 4 года назад +27

    I like to imagine you actually shot the footage minus the coffee cup, but decided to overlay it on the video to give a more authentic feel.

  • @icysnow9459
    @icysnow9459 4 года назад +7

    I don’t know why, but Ian’s travel videos are always so comfy.

    • @kylehanz1230
      @kylehanz1230 4 года назад

      seriously, that Anthony Bourdain warm cozy feeling for me.

  • @Arms.Enthusiast
    @Arms.Enthusiast 4 года назад +17

    I always love these “slice of Ian’s life” type videos

  • @dreamplanwrite
    @dreamplanwrite 4 года назад +17

    "You're gonna love it, don't worry..."
    describes the channel so well 😂

  • @golgarisoul
    @golgarisoul 3 года назад +2

    I don't fully understand, but whenever I watch a new Brutal Moose upload, I have the urge to rewatch this video. I think it's because of the fantastic editing and pacing.

  • @hannahscaglione2904
    @hannahscaglione2904 4 года назад +5

    I love the transition of Ian's videos from "I dont know if anyone is gonna watch this" to "It's gonna be great, you're gonna love it"
    Also, as far as apple temperature preference goes, taste buds are less sensitive to cold foods, so a room temperature cosmic crisp might taste even sweeter

  • @anameofsomesort959
    @anameofsomesort959 4 года назад +107

    Here in Indiana our universities focus on Pharmaceutical, Engineering, and agricultural breakthroughs involving corn and soybeans, man have we been wasting our time! Thanks Washington State!

    • @jaylaanderson9702
      @jaylaanderson9702 4 года назад +4

      Hey, America runs on corn and soy! We're corny people! Much like from a fellow Midwesterner (Ohio).

    • @anameofsomesort959
      @anameofsomesort959 4 года назад +3

      @@jaylaanderson9702 that they do. Then again Johnny Appleseed lived here and we have one of the biggest apple themed festivals in the country. Cosmic Apples should be there next year, if one of my friends who works the event can be trusted. Also, you can buy these at Kroger now, so you probably have some less than a mile away from you if I now anything about Ohio.

    • @jaylaanderson9702
      @jaylaanderson9702 4 года назад +1

      @@anameofsomesort959 Woooow I haven't heard the name Johnny Appleseed in YEARS! I totally forgot about that! And yeah, Kroger was founded in Cincinnati (my hometown) so it's probably there.
      Edit: I forgot to say that I learned the other day that 8 bushels of corn can either feed a person for an entire year, or fill up one gas tank, which is a shame! If we can find a way to reduce the amount of corn used in unleaded gas, maybe we can give that to starving people who need it!

    • @anameofsomesort959
      @anameofsomesort959 4 года назад +1

      @@jaylaanderson9702 well, happy apple hunting!
      Also, a lot of the corn used in Ethanol and animal feed sadly is not the corn that we would necessarily eat. It's made for high yield and taste, nutrition is not a concern. Still plenty of Universities, like Purdue, are working on a higher yield, tastier and more nutritious corn. Sadly, it's purely a commercial concern, but hopefully it can be used to feed starving people both here and abroad one day, I hope that isn't too idealistic of me...

    • @leadbones
      @leadbones 4 года назад +1

      Hey now, UW is also one of the top medical schools in the world.

  • @TheSwolethatwasPromised.
    @TheSwolethatwasPromised. 4 года назад +11

    I've been stuck in Norway for a year, and as a Washington native, this video is an absolute godsend for me.
    Thank you, Mr. Brutalmoose.

    • @JohnSmith-kt3yy
      @JohnSmith-kt3yy 4 года назад

      Heia Norge! Why and where are you stuck in Norway, greatest country on earth! Cheesehøvel, Brown cheese, akevitt and lutefisk.
      JAAA VI ELSKER DETTE LANDET!

  • @mysticmallachi777
    @mysticmallachi777 4 года назад +3

    These videos are somehow utterly magical. I love watching Ian explore, hearing his sometimes-bizarre thought process, and it's all so chill and set to the perfect music.

  • @normalcomment4799
    @normalcomment4799 4 года назад +16

    I would like to see Ian walk around more this was new and fun

  • @EvilPigPowers
    @EvilPigPowers 4 года назад +11

    Pike Place is one of the only places where being in a giant crowd doesn't bother me. I really want to go visit Seattle again just for that place.

  • @heath8377
    @heath8377 4 года назад +19

    I've literally never eaten a cold apple in my entire life and have never kept apples in my refrigerator. That may explain why I've had to throw away so many apples.

  • @jdoggsoxfan33
    @jdoggsoxfan33 4 года назад +5

    All this Seattle love makes me so happy :) Thank you Ian for loving the Emerald City as much as you do. I work at a grocery store that had the Cosmic Crisps and for the first week or so, we sold about 100 pounds a day. so the hype is real

  • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
    @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 4 года назад +5

    I’m gonna be honest. At first I was gonna be like “ah. Not a cooking video?” But this tour of Seattle was amazing. It made me really want to be there and walk the streets. Hope it all does well during this whole corona thing....

  • @Clawdragoons
    @Clawdragoons 4 года назад +121

    "We're obviously not going to go into every store" Ian says as he passes by a bookstore.
    Clearly, we are very different people.

    • @TheNightSpy
      @TheNightSpy 4 года назад +4

      i was like "a bookstore!" and then he didn't go in...

  • @uhsaywhatnow
    @uhsaywhatnow 4 года назад +34

    Forget Ms Frizzle and the Magic School Bus. I’d pay real money to go on a Seattle field trip with Ian. This video was awesome!

  • @DaRealCheeseboy
    @DaRealCheeseboy 3 года назад +1

    I remember it watching a day or two after it came out, during the month I had to take from work due to a nervous breakdown I had. I’ve since got a new job, started writing again and moved in with my lovely girlfriend. Still uncertain and stressful times, but things have a way of improving. This video was a comfort then and its a comfort now.

    • @bobsbrain397
      @bobsbrain397 3 года назад

      Glad you're doing better, thanks for sharing. We'll all make it through this

  • @AizakkuAnalysis
    @AizakkuAnalysis 4 года назад +2

    I really appreciate all these random videos on food and just a huge range of topics. You've changed a lot since you began. But damn, I'm happy with where you've gone.

  • @cypher237
    @cypher237 4 года назад +36

    I've been OBSESSED with eating APPLES for like a year. There are Sooo many new apples coming out!! I live in WA too, btw... In Vancouver though. Glad you are back!!

  • @Ishidalover
    @Ishidalover 4 года назад +113

    Oh man...love honey crisp, need to try this bad boy. Also, love the christmas bucees shirt! :P
    Edit: this video is in POV of Ian's BB. I also prefer room temp apples ONLY because I have temperature sensitivity in my teeth. 😂 cold apples are superior, though. I usually just crunch through the pain.

    • @dailydoseofeverything7141
      @dailydoseofeverything7141 4 года назад +3

      When you say BB are you talking about Death Stranding?

    • @Bootleg_Jones
      @Bootleg_Jones 4 года назад +11

      That explains why Ian keeps moving back and forth between Washington and Texas. He's just making deliveries to reconnect America.

    • @rickyricardo9710
      @rickyricardo9710 4 года назад

      bb?

    • @Greendogblue
      @Greendogblue 4 года назад +1

      honeycrisp is overrated

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 4 года назад

      Alex Piklor say sike right now

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly 3 года назад +2

    love the way you gave a spotlight to that local artist and used their art in your own artsy way

  • @a.holland2262
    @a.holland2262 Год назад +1

    My favourite Moose video by far. I feel like a tourist being shown around a cool place by a chill yet enthusiastic guide. A very relaxing and entertaining time.

  • @lucydeep2156
    @lucydeep2156 4 года назад +58

    Your editing and humor is amazing. Please never change.

    • @sydrose13
      @sydrose13 4 года назад +2

      Agreed. And his cooking skills are part of his endearing charm please never get better at cooking lol

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 4 года назад +52

    It's not the video we want, but the one we need.
    But we certainly don't deserve it.

  • @STIRRUPLEATHER
    @STIRRUPLEATHER 4 года назад +55

    Ian: How do you describe an apple? Juicy?
    Ryuk: Yes.

  • @blitz7375
    @blitz7375 3 года назад +27

    It is kind of surreal to see all these people so close and not wearing masks. It wasn't even that long ago.

  • @w0joshcbrln0w
    @w0joshcbrln0w 4 года назад +9

    Man Brutal Foods was like the best idea ever, they’ve become some of my favorite videos on RUclips.

  • @MrColdgrits
    @MrColdgrits 4 года назад +3

    Ahh, apples are truly a gift of botany and nature, honeycrisp are usually my go to. Also even though ive been there many times, pike place is a really neat... place, lots of quality and creative things.

  • @savageboredom
    @savageboredom 3 года назад +4

    I was in Seattle this weekend and I went to that coffee shop specifically because I saw it in this video. The dirty chai was delicious. Would recommend.

  • @miriammimicvt8816
    @miriammimicvt8816 2 года назад +3

    It's been almost two years, I finally found some here, in little Quebec, Canada. It's exciting!!!

  • @shawgrass7962
    @shawgrass7962 4 года назад +30

    Beastars is a fantastic manga.

  • @carolynerochelle884
    @carolynerochelle884 4 года назад +27

    Very excited to see you ended up randomly picking up Beastars! It definitely one that stands out as a manga at least to me, especially later on. I'm currently reading it and got to about chapter 140ish, it gets a bit action-y but in a good way! I really do hope you end up liking it if you decide to continue reading it! :)

    • @finnwilson8973
      @finnwilson8973 4 года назад +1

      I'm around chapter 60 and I am totally in love with everything about it so far

  • @wilbwri
    @wilbwri 4 года назад +2

    This and the moving video you made are perhaps my favorite videos you have ever made. I love it when you just kinda have a road trip and show the local sights. Sincerely. It's refreshing and super calming. Not many RUclipsrs do things that bold, and your commentary and editing really sells it. Please make more videos like this. I could sincerely watch them for hours.

  • @MMDAMV
    @MMDAMV 4 года назад +48

    Remember when you could touch things? Be in close proximity to others? Remember the unique thrill of breathing without a mask?
    I do.

    • @chunkytomatosoup1826
      @chunkytomatosoup1826 3 года назад +1

      @@sheepers5757 Chatting out his tubes wtf? Mans blubbering from his belly

  • @EllieTheFloppa
    @EllieTheFloppa 4 года назад +9

    Fiestaware is seriously one of the best dishware ever. I am currently collecting the teal ones. Love them so much!

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 4 года назад +6

    4:10 Wow, what a transition.

  • @GrowlyGal
    @GrowlyGal 4 года назад +7

    I never thought I'd enjoy just sitting and watching someone eat and describe an apple but.... here I am.

  • @tomdron
    @tomdron 4 года назад +1

    Aussie visiting Seattle here, went to Pike Market today and got a cosmic crisp because of this video, it was a great time. I really enjoy these types of videos, looking froward to more!

  • @ScatWilliams69
    @ScatWilliams69 4 года назад +32

    I would call this clickbait, but I love brutalmoose, and don’t give a shit about apples. So idk why I clicked in the first place lol. Guess it just goes to show, charisma is king.

  • @pervaction4658
    @pervaction4658 4 года назад +15

    "They even come in fish!"
    Sounds just like every filed complaint against each of my beach vacation travel groups.

  • @kat-has-sweets1095
    @kat-has-sweets1095 Год назад +1

    I LOVE this video, I’ve watched it so many times!! For someone who can’t travel much, it’s a nice slice of life kind of video for somewhere it would be very hard to get to!! Thank you!!

  • @Milestheotherguy
    @Milestheotherguy 7 месяцев назад +3

    This is my favorite comfort video.